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I can't believe they are allowing that Bilious Queen Brad Womack back on the show. Oh, maybe I can believe it since one of the bachelorettes is lamely pretending to be a vampire....%0D

by Anonymousreply 10605/05/2013

He is HOT

by Anonymousreply 101/03/2011

Interesting that he talked so much about therapy and why he could not fall in love with a woman as reason to leaving two "at the altar."%0D %0D Extremely goodlooking, successful and physically very fit specimen. I decided he could not be hetrosexual.%0D %0D What do you all think?

by Anonymousreply 201/04/2011

How tall is he?

by Anonymousreply 301/04/2011

nice:

by Anonymousreply 401/04/2011

He is no Jake Pavelka.

by Anonymousreply 501/04/2011

He's better, R5

by Anonymousreply 601/04/2011

Please! He's not fit to lick Pavelka's boots! Lick Pavelka's boots!!!

by Anonymousreply 701/04/2011

I liked Jake Pavelka better, too. But Brad's no slouch in the hotness department, either. I also liked Aaron Buerge and Jesse Palmer.

by Anonymousreply 801/04/2011

Pavelka was a little pussy who had photogenic pecs. Nothing more.

by Anonymousreply 901/04/2011

Brad and Pavelka would make a very hot Texas gay couple, wouldn't they?

by Anonymousreply 1001/05/2011

Brad's a slave to his brothers, that's what it sounded like in his original bio.

by Anonymousreply 1101/07/2011

Great body but something about his face reminds me of a muppet.

by Anonymousreply 1201/07/2011

It's the female 'contestants' who are scary. Why would they put themselves up like a piece of meat in a butcher's window? What kind boyfriend do you "win"- let alone marry?? Their wobbly little exit interviews always give me chills, as you can read between the lines why they are still single.%0D %0D I think the producers are having a laugh at the silly bimbos.

by Anonymousreply 1301/07/2011

I agree. The first episode was like a Casting Call for a film part. These mostly educated women took the bait and want fame and money and hansome man and ... Love.%0D %0D Love don't work that way.

by Anonymousreply 1401/07/2011

His brothers are not seeking fame and did not have the trauma the Bachelor had which kept him from committing to beautiful bride.

by Anonymousreply 1501/07/2011

would you date him?

by Anonymousreply 1601/07/2011

No, R16, I would not. And I have lower standards, usually, than anyone here. Lower even than Bonnie Mace.

by Anonymousreply 1701/08/2011

They should have had all the women be ugly and mean. Can you imagine ugly shrew after ugly shrew stepping out of the limo as he stands there trying to think through his contract to see if he can get out somehow?

by Anonymousreply 1801/08/2011

yes

by Anonymousreply 1901/08/2011

The man is 100 percent stud. I want him!

by Anonymousreply 2001/09/2011

I can see that R12.

And while he has nice boobs, that foot-long crucifix tattoo on his back is a deal-breaker.

by Anonymousreply 2101/09/2011

You would not see the tat in the dark!

by Anonymousreply 2201/09/2011

I picked a girl this time.

by Anonymousreply 2301/09/2011

Womack's upper body is disproportionately overdeveloped. He looks freakish.

Of course, I'd bang him in a minute if given the chance.

by Anonymousreply 2401/09/2011

His body is awesome.

by Anonymousreply 2501/10/2011

His eyes disturb me. I'll pass.

by Anonymousreply 2601/10/2011

The're beautiful blue!

by Anonymousreply 2701/10/2011

I wish Brad would pick me.

by Anonymousreply 2801/10/2011

I think he's suffering the dilemma all attractive guys go through: they want the comfort of a loving relationship, but people are always propositioning them. The best thing is for them to find an open relationship- easier to coordinate if you're gay than straight.

by Anonymousreply 2901/10/2011

Not beautiful like the man I saw down the block yesterday. Now that man was beautiful. Womack is just wearing contacts.

by Anonymousreply 3001/10/2011

I just caught part of the show tonight. They were putting fake chest hair on his massive chest. It was very hot.

by Anonymousreply 3101/10/2011

oh the HAWTNESS...

by Anonymousreply 3201/10/2011

Brad's eyes are too beady for me.

But these bitches are crazy! And oh shit Ali and Roberto just walked on set.

by Anonymousreply 3301/10/2011

Roberto was the sexiest and nicest guy ever on any of the Bachelor shows. It makes me cringe he is with that drip, Ali.%0D %0D Brad is a fucking stud, though. Love those meaty pecs. It's funny that he's supposed to apologize for the "sin" of not choosing between those two dumb skanks when that's what anybody in their right mind would have done.%0D %0D Emily, the widow, is head and shoulders above every woman there this time. She's gorgeous. She probably should have told Brad about her kid, though.

by Anonymousreply 3401/11/2011

I would love to smack those meaty tits around.

by Anonymousreply 3501/11/2011

That waitress from Florida who got her ass kicked off last night was the fucking ugliest bitch ever seen on one of these shows. Total meth head and saggy tits to boot. Thank dog the producers didn't force him to keep her on for the drama.

by Anonymousreply 3601/11/2011

Remember a few seasons ago where one of the contestants blew "one of the staffers"?

Ha ha that was classic. Chris had to keep saying that over and over.

by Anonymousreply 3701/11/2011

I think he's too handsome for my taste.

by Anonymousreply 3801/11/2011

They should have an episode where the girls tie the Bachelor up, with the ropes really tight around his big beefy pecs, squeezing them and making them protrude out, with his erect nipples brushing against the edge of the ropes. It could be part of some endurance test or something. A gag around his juicy lips would be cool, too.

by Anonymousreply 3901/11/2011

R34%0D %0D I agree. Emily is gorgeous. Probably one of the most beautiful women from all the Bachelors.%0D %0D If Brad doesn't pick her ABC should ask her to be the next Bachelorette.

by Anonymousreply 4001/11/2011

He is not handsome. And his body looks way too developed as if he is a narcissist and spends an enormous amount of time perfecting his body.%0D %0D And he does not have 'juicy' lips. His lips are very thin little slits.%0D %0D There is something off-putting about his face and his overly-exercised upper body.

by Anonymousreply 4101/11/2011

His judgment is very suspect since he got that hideous, horrendous enormous crucifix tattoo on his back.

by Anonymousreply 4201/11/2011

He shaves his pits, -10 right there

by Anonymousreply 4301/11/2011

why the tat?

by Anonymousreply 4401/11/2011

While I don't care for a shaved armpit, the thought of a guy shaving them turns me on beyond belief.

Odd, isn't it?

by Anonymousreply 4501/11/2011

He didn't have that tat the last time he was on The Bachelor.

by Anonymousreply 4601/11/2011

I don't know if he shaves his pits or just has very little body hair.

by Anonymousreply 4701/12/2011

I've jacked off to him a dozen times

by Anonymousreply 4801/12/2011

he seems rather dumb

by Anonymousreply 4901/12/2011

His chest is very fuckable.

by Anonymousreply 5001/12/2011

Shame he is straight. He's got those big tasty pecs bouncing around and they'll just go unused. No girl is going to play with them, or suck on them, or rub against them. Its a hot asset that is completely wasted on a straight guy.

by Anonymousreply 5101/12/2011

so true, R51...

by Anonymousreply 5201/12/2011

I wonder if he trims or shaves "down there"?

by Anonymousreply 5301/12/2011

Are we certain he's straight?

by Anonymousreply 5401/14/2011

No, not certain.

by Anonymousreply 5501/14/2011

bet he likes sex...

by Anonymousreply 5601/14/2011

Pecs are hot.

by Anonymousreply 5701/15/2011

Ha ha, R57, That is not Brad's chest. Looks like a leather man's chest.

by Anonymousreply 5801/17/2011

I didn't mean to imply those were his pecs, but just stating that pecs in general were hot. %0D %0D The Bachelor's pecs may be just as big as that pics, but are smooth.

by Anonymousreply 5901/17/2011

I wish he would breastfeed me.

by Anonymousreply 6001/17/2011

Brad is a 10!

by Anonymousreply 6101/17/2011

[quote]They should have an episode where the girls tie the Bachelor up, with the ropes really tight around his big beefy pecs, squeezing them and making them protrude out, with his erect nipples brushing against the edge of the ropes. It could be part of some endurance test or something. A gag around his juicy lips would be cool, too.%0D %0D Wow, the producers must've read my post, because on tonight's show, they had him shirtless, tied-up and gagged! No kidding. It was part of an "action movie" scenario they were doing.

by Anonymousreply 6201/17/2011

Meant to sign that as R39, not R37

by Anonymousreply 6301/17/2011

He will be showing off his hot body on each episode. He did not work out that much to be covered up.

by Anonymousreply 6401/20/2011

Does anyone know anything about the house all the Bachelorettes live in ? The same house is used each time.%0D %0D I think the outside is gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 6501/20/2011

He has had past arrests, this is so disappointing. Mugshot isn't half bas.

by Anonymousreply 6601/20/2011

The mugshot part of the story in R66's link is very odd. The crime happened 18 years ago when he was 20, yet they have a current mugshot of him, and they explain "The Texas Department of Public Safety in Austin has Womack%E2%80%99s updated November 2009 photo on file for monitoring the state%E2%80%99s criminal convictions". I've never heard of anyone doing that. Did they update his photo because he happened to be famous so they could easily obtain it online? He certainly wouldn't have posed for a new mugshot.

by Anonymousreply 6701/20/2011

I admire him. He's the thinking man's bachelor.

by Anonymousreply 6801/21/2011

[quote]He certainly wouldn't have posed for a new mugshot.%0D %0D LOL! I'm sure he didn't want to pose for a mugshot, but certainly had to if he got arrested.

by Anonymousreply 6901/21/2011

Boobies!!

by Anonymousreply 7001/21/2011

Probably a mean, fighting drunk

by Anonymousreply 7101/21/2011

He really should do playgirl after the show is over.

by Anonymousreply 7201/21/2011

Thanks for the spoiler, asshole.

by Anonymousreply 7401/21/2011

R73, you guys watch this shit? Really?

Sorry.

by Anonymousreply 7501/21/2011

I meant R74, you guys watch this shit? Really? Sorry for the spoiler.

by Anonymousreply 7601/21/2011

Yes, I do watch it--along with a bunch of other guys. We make a night of it with food and booze and we have a weekly pool where we ante up before each rose ceremony.%0D %0D %0D Thanks for the rare apology. It's appreciated.

by Anonymousreply 7701/21/2011

How could R73 possibly know? Major tabloids and even news organizations have reportsrs trying to get that info.

by Anonymousreply 7801/21/2011

I don't know who he picks but he's a fool if he doesn't pick Emily.%0D %0D She's gorgeous and doesn't seem to be into it for fame or anything besides meeting someone.%0D %0D The only drawback could be her having a child.

by Anonymousreply 8001/22/2011

R79. I take it back. You're still a spoiling asshole and know exactly what you did. %0D %0D %0D Apology not accepted, jerk.

by Anonymousreply 8201/25/2011

Brad may have been in the special classes

by Anonymousreply 8301/25/2011

He will probably end up picking that psycho Michelle

by Anonymousreply 8401/25/2011

No one here really knows and if they do should keep it to themselves.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 8501/25/2011

My guess is next week Alli and Jackie will be booted, and the week after that Britt and that bitch Michelle will finally be gone.

by Anonymousreply 8602/01/2011

I always like the fraus at work who go on with, "I can't believe he kicked her off because she was so perfect for him and so-and-so is such a bitch but he keeps her on blah, blah, blah." And I'm like, "you know this show is fake, right? That after it's over, he's free to be with whoever he wants? And that it's the producers who keep the psycho bitches around because it makes YOU tune in every week. You do know that, right? Right???" *blank stare and eerie silence* And then, "As I was saying, Brenda, I can't believe he kept that skank when so-and-so was PERFECT FOR HIM!"

by Anonymousreply 8702/02/2011

Episode 6: (In Costa Rica, 8 down to 6)

Tonight!

One on one with Chantal O%E2%80%99Brien. They go camping. While camping they get rained on, and Brad lets her wear his shirt. She ends up back at where the ladies are staying wearing Brad%E2%80%99s shirt and jealousy ensues. She gets a rose.

One on one with Alli Travis. Eating dinner in the cave. While at dinner, Alli didn%E2%80%99t receive a rose and was sent home.

Group Date: Rappelling down a waterfall.

Alli and Jackie go home

by Anonymousreply 8802/07/2011

He's sitting shirtless, catching rays, and you realize that his chest is so large that you could land small aircraft on it.

If only he would stop talking. Now I understand why the strong, silent type is preferred by many women.

by Anonymousreply 8902/14/2011

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by Anonymousreply 9002/15/2011

NEXT WEEK!

Emily Maynard (Charlotte, NC)I%E2%80%99m guessing her daughter was part of the hometown date. Can%E2%80%99t imagine Emily went home and didn%E2%80%99t see her daughter.

Chantal O%E2%80%99Brien (Mercer Island, WA) Visited Alki Beach and the Space Needle before meeting the family.

Shawntel Newton (Chico, CA) Boring

Ashley Hebert (Madawaska, ME) Ate at the Lakeview Restaurant in St. Agatha, Maine.

Eliminated: Shawntel Newton

**

Overnight Dates in South Africa:

LOTS of sex but Ashley gets the boot.

**

Final two: Emily Maynard vs Chantal O%E2%80%99Brien

by Anonymousreply 9102/15/2011

"Chantal....Shawntel"

Heterosexual parental naming-unit failure.

by Anonymousreply 9202/15/2011

I wonder if Brad noticed how hot Chantal's mother is. It had to throw him momentarily.

by Anonymousreply 9302/21/2011

Conversation on the ultimate bad date: "And here is the needle that I would use to embalm you."

by Anonymousreply 9402/21/2011

Us magazine cover story on Friday is that Brad chooses Emily. Poor gal.%0D %0D Ashely may be the new Bachelorette. I was totally not digging that makeover they gave her for the women tell all show. She needs a makeunder fast.

by Anonymousreply 9503/12/2011

Brad's younger brother is almost his twin. Even the same halting voice.

by Anonymousreply 9603/14/2011

Also, his family just gave him his marching orders: Emily. Even without the US Mag cover, you can tell it's all over.

by Anonymousreply 9703/14/2011

Watching the after show, Ally's boyfriend lost the hotness - is it the eyebrows?

by Anonymousreply 9803/14/2011

Best line of the night:

Brad's brother to Emily: "Have you poked the bear yet?"

Funny how in ABC's quest for the perfect romantic story, during the regular season they edited out the part about Brad being mean and ornery.

by Anonymousreply 9903/14/2011

r98...probably.

by Anonymousreply 10003/14/2011

[quote]Brad's younger brother is almost his twin. Even the same halting voice%0D %0D He seems like the gay twin.

by Anonymousreply 10103/14/2011

I don't get it - the blonde banged half of Nascar and had a bastard at 19, yet she is treated like the virgin Mary. I think Brad though she would be passive but that was an act. You can tell she has one foot already out the door. %0D %0D Also I would worry about Brad's anger issues. When she was talking to him about what it means to be a father to him he lost it for no reason.

by Anonymousreply 10203/15/2011

Okay, I admit watching the After the Rose special. And that relationship is a disaster waiting to happen. They both have tons of issues and neither even tried to hide them. This marriage will never take place, and both of them will be much better off.

Not to mention the age difference, which has never even been addressed, to my knowledge.

I still want Roberto deeply inside me, however.

by Anonymousreply 10303/15/2011

[quote]I can't believe they are allowing that Bilious Queen Brad Womack back on the show%0D %0D Thanks OP, every time I read that it makes me laugh

by Anonymousreply 10409/03/2011

Do you think he is heartbroken over Emily or relieved he dodged a bullet?

by Anonymousreply 10509/03/2011

What a loser. 2 times on the show and found no one to marry.

by Anonymousreply 10605/05/2013
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