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Josh Duhamel

Got fat...

by Anonymousreply 11308/29/2013

I'd still do him.

by Anonymousreply 101/03/2011

Ewwwww! KILL IT!!!

by Anonymousreply 201/03/2011

I clicked on this thinking the OP was exxagerating but he REALLY did put on the pounds! Too much liquor I bet!

by Anonymousreply 301/03/2011

he's hot but why must these twats wear these bloomers?

by Anonymousreply 401/03/2011

Jesus Christ! What has he been eating?!?!?!

by Anonymousreply 501/03/2011

Marriage will do that to a guy.

by Anonymousreply 601/03/2011

I still wouldn't kick him out of bed for not turning off his Blackberry.

by Anonymousreply 701/03/2011

He's on hiatus. He can lose those couple pounds in a nanosecond.

by Anonymousreply 801/03/2011

He still looks good with the daddy fat.

by Anonymousreply 901/03/2011

[quote]Marriage will do that to a guy.%0D %0D Especially marriage to that rank skank. Faced with sharing a matrimonial bed with Fergie, I might lay on the donuts until it became a physical impossibility.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 1001/03/2011

Booze bloat. He has a bigger tits and ass than his wife now. Does he have much of a career now other than getting escorted off of planes?

by Anonymousreply 1101/03/2011

i'd get booze bloat too if i was married to that no talent skank of a whore. remember when she was everywhere.

by Anonymousreply 1201/03/2011

There's no excuse. No excuse.

by Anonymousreply 1301/03/2011

Well he's not huge, but the weight gain is starting--a bit early for him at 35. He should watch it; it's very hard to lose.

by Anonymousreply 1401/03/2011

I don't care, I'd still do him. As for the hate for Fergie, it sounds like it's coming from jealous high school girls.

by Anonymousreply 1501/03/2011

It's just so sad to see him like that.

by Anonymousreply 1601/03/2011

I always forget to look up the Datalounge size chart.%0D Trim-doesn't exist%0D Normal-Gaunt/anorexic%0D Fat-slim to normal.%0D Morbidly Obese-Half a stone above normal.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 1701/03/2011

you queens are so delusional. he has visible abs in at least one of the pictures, so that ain't fat.

by Anonymousreply 1801/03/2011

I'd say fit fat verging on flabby.

by Anonymousreply 1901/03/2011

He is in no way fat by any stretch.

by Anonymousreply 2001/03/2011

Fit Fat.

by Anonymousreply 2101/03/2011

Can you guess OP is probably a hefty 20 stoner sitting in mama's basement posting 24/7?

by Anonymousreply 2201/03/2011

He looks like my man, from the neck down. I fucking love (and love to fuck) a fit-fat man with a body like that.

by Anonymousreply 2301/03/2011

r22...the mama's basement thing is so tired now. please come up with something else.

by Anonymousreply 2401/03/2011

For the love of god. Would someone be so kind and give him some earrings and a caftan to cover up this mess he calls a body?

by Anonymousreply 2501/03/2011

Fred Astaire weighed himself daily and would not go over 135 pounds. He used to eat cashews and walnuts for protein and would weigh himself and count out how many he could eat. But it kept him slim.

by Anonymousreply 2601/03/2011

Why don't you just give some of your old ones, R25? We know you've "outgrown" quite a few of them. Another teacake, dear?

by Anonymousreply 2701/03/2011

Totally agree with you R20.

by Anonymousreply 2801/03/2011

Why not go further and get him into full drag? He'd look really purdy.

by Anonymousreply 2901/03/2011

I think Josh looks incredibly sexy. I agree with R20 - you dumb cunts are fucking delusional.%0D %0D I don't know in which universe you idiots live, but Josh is not fat. He is perfect.

by Anonymousreply 3001/03/2011

In his old AMC days, he used to keep the weight off by running around the studio to duck Cam Mathison's advances.

by Anonymousreply 3101/03/2011

I think he looks marvelous. Yes, he has a tiny little jelly roll on the tummy, but it just adds to his sexiness in my opinion. There's nothing sexier than an aging jock stud.

by Anonymousreply 3201/03/2011

I think he looks hotter. Generic, perfect bodies do nothing for me. Here, you can see he's a real straight guy who likes his burgers and beer.

by Anonymousreply 3301/03/2011

Wow, if you tried you could not have made him sound less appealing r33.

by Anonymousreply 3401/03/2011

I think he's beautiful and has a beautiful body. There is nothing fat about him, unless he's hiding a big fat dick. I would love to see what you guys who are calling him fat look like. I don't even him being fit fat. He's fit, period.

by Anonymousreply 3501/03/2011

Thank you, R34! I totally agree! OMG! We must be psychic sisters!

by Anonymousreply 3601/03/2011

Didn't he get married? That's what happens if the wife is a halfway decent cook.

by Anonymousreply 3701/03/2011

[R35] he's shown his dick. It's not big, and it's not fat, even erect.

If you actually look at the photos, he's got fat beginning to hang over the sides of his shorts, and his chest is starting to sag. And for someone who was thin to go this barrel shape this fast, it's weight gain.

He's not Val Klimer fat, and he can probably lose it, but he's not what we see on screen. It's approaching chubby.

by Anonymousreply 3801/03/2011

r32, weird how we posted that at exactly the same time.%0D %0D r34. I find real people very attractive. If you look like you live in a gym, an overgroomed, overtweezed mess always looking for a reflection to glance at, then others can have you, does nothing for me at all.%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 3901/03/2011

I would hop on that in an INSTANT.

by Anonymousreply 4001/03/2011

One of the shots show flab hangin' over the waistband: he's either married-fat or stress-eating fat. Like all North Dakotans.

by Anonymousreply 4101/03/2011

r. 29,%0D %0D If he did drag now, he'd have to start with a really tight girdle and corset -- and a bra with a large cup.

by Anonymousreply 4201/03/2011

I thought Josh is from Minnesota?

by Anonymousreply 4301/03/2011

Josh has such a beautiful plump ass. I would love to eat out that bubble butt for hours, and show him some pleasures which are probably unknown to him.

by Anonymousreply 4401/03/2011

Thanks, r26, I think most people would agree that Fred Astaire and his 135 assorted nuts diet was far sexier than the current Josh Duhamel.

by Anonymousreply 4501/03/2011

He looks like he has fat genes. He's always been very soft looking, and guys like that have a tendency to pack on the weight.

by Anonymousreply 4601/03/2011

OMG! This will ruin his non-existent career!

by Anonymousreply 4701/03/2011

Too fat for my tastes.

by Anonymousreply 4801/03/2011

"There is nothing fat about him, unless he's hiding a big fat dick"%0D %0D Why would you say that when we all know he has an average to below-averaged sized penis?

by Anonymousreply 4901/03/2011

In most of his pics, he looks like he's missing a y chromosome. Just saying.

by Anonymousreply 5001/03/2011

We "all" do, r49? I think you're projecting your obsession about this minor male celebrity onto everyone else. Most of us don't give a shit about him.

by Anonymousreply 5101/03/2011

Look for him to return to AMC in time for May sweeps. I can practically guarantee it.

by Anonymousreply 5201/03/2011

I know this is off topic, but can someone start a thread about how John Roberts of CNN has joined - FOX NEWS!%0D %0D Oh, the humanity!

by Anonymousreply 5301/03/2011

There is one R53. If I see it I'll bump it.

by Anonymousreply 5401/03/2011

All he would have to do is not drink for a month or so and do some regular exercise like swimming or running daily and he'd be fine. It's not like we're talking Val Kilmer territory.

by Anonymousreply 5501/03/2011

"We "all" do, [R49]? I think you're projecting your obsession about this minor male celebrity onto everyone else. Most of us don't give a shit about him."%0D %0D Hey dipshit; drop the cliched "most of us don't give a shit" faux condescending attitude. You are postng here yourself. %0D %0D Now in regard to Duhamel's penis - he worked as a nude model and did some art photography published in a book pre-stardom; the pics have been all over the internet for years; hence the "We."

by Anonymousreply 5601/03/2011

I've never found him attractive. He could beat down my door begging me for my ass, and I seriously wouldn't be the least bit interested.

by Anonymousreply 5701/03/2011

In his fit days.

by Anonymousreply 5801/03/2011

He is not fat, unless you are a gym queen.

by Anonymousreply 5901/03/2011

Nobody loves a fattie, Josh. And I mean NOBODY. You better drop that cellulite if you want anyone to love you.

by Anonymousreply 6001/03/2011

R56 = Unemployed and angry.

by Anonymousreply 6101/03/2011

He will be like Val Kilmer if he is not careful, big stomach is a big turn off for me.

by Anonymousreply 6201/03/2011

I don't think he's in danger of becoming as fat as Val Kilmer. Duhamel is much more focused on his looks than Kilmer, and much more reliant on them as well.

by Anonymousreply 6301/03/2011

What's so wonderful about Josh Duhamel? He looks like a prepubescent boy. Does he even shave? I thought us gays were supposed to like men who look like men. Isn't that what being gay is about?

by Anonymousreply 6401/03/2011

He still looks Hot and glad they are happy and having a good time.

by Anonymousreply 6501/03/2011

[quote] I don't think he's in danger of becoming as fat as Val Kilmer. Duhamel is much more focused on his looks than Kilmer, and much more reliant on them as well.%0D %0D Not to mention that Josh is a full THIRTEEN years younger than Val.%0D %0D Lay the fuck off Val Kilmer. He's 51 years old, and it's okay for him to be overweight.%0D %0D Dumb bitches.

by Anonymousreply 6601/03/2011

[quote]Lay the fuck off Val Kilmer. He's 51 years old, and it's okay for him to be overweight.%0D %0D He's not overweight; Kilmer is obese. Which is fine, if he doesn't want an acting career. But, given he needs to pay his $500,000 tax debt, he better start hitting the diet pills STAT.%0D %0D Brad Pitt just turned 47; George Clooney is almost 49 (or over 50, if you discard his 'official' birthdate) and they don't look like Kilmer, because they have actual careers.

by Anonymousreply 6701/03/2011

From Wikipedia:%0D %0D [italic]Duhamel was born in Minot, North Dakota, the son of Bonnie L. Kemper, a physical education teacher, and Larry David Duhamel, an advertising salesman. His parents divorced during his youth, and although he remains close to both, he grew up with his mother and his three younger sisters, Ashlee, Mckenzee and Kassidy. Duhamel attended Minot State University and played as the back-up quarterback for the university's football team. He planned to attend dental school but dropped out one-and-a-half credits shy of his undergraduate degree.[/italic]%0D %0D I wonder if Joshie's phys-ed instructor mother ever re-married. I'll bet not. PING!%0D %0D [italic]Duhamel has stated, "After college, I followed an ex-girlfriend to Northern California, did a bunch of odd jobs." Duhamel had won the title of Male Model of the Year in an International Modeling and Talent Association (IMTA) competition in 1997 (the first runner-up was actor Ashton Kutcher).[/italic]%0D %0D Sounds like the judges made the right choice. Josh is way better looking than Ashton.%0D %0D [italic]In 2005, Duhamel became the co-owner of 10 North Main, a restaurant located in the downtown section of Minot, North Dakota, which features dishes such as elk and pheasant.[/italic]%0D %0D He sounds like another Tom Arnold and Roseanne. Josh is living high on the hog off of Fergie's money. You just know that she's LOADED from all of the money she makes on music and concerts with the Black Eyed Peas. Josh definitely married well. Then again, Fergie's lucky because she gets one of the hottest guys on television and film.

by Anonymousreply 6801/03/2011

[quote]Then again, Fergie's lucky because she gets one of the hottest guys on television and film.

I don't know how lucky she is since he's cheated on her with trashy strippers. He doesn't even care enough to be discrete.

He looks like a bloated boozed out drunk.

by Anonymousreply 6901/03/2011

Bump for being so hot with his big ass feet on Watch What Happens Live this week.

Still not going to see his movie with the Seacrest Beard.

by Anonymousreply 7002/16/2013

He's old enough to be her father in that flick

by Anonymousreply 7102/16/2013

I've never understood the attraction to Josh. Definitely a nice looking guy, obviously .... but always struck me as kind of ordinary overall. Maybe it's because he didn't seem to have a great personality even in his younger soap days ..........he's no Cameron Mathison.

by Anonymousreply 7202/16/2013

Thanks R72...I needed a good laugh this morning!

by Anonymousreply 7302/16/2013

Someone told me The Seacrest Beard was on the Rachel Ray Show ,and she told the audience what Secrest like to do for her on Valentine's Day. I forgot exactly what it was because I get a mental block when it comes to the Rachel Ray Show, or The Major Screaming Frau Show, but I all I remember I was told it was totally weird and completely unromantic. BTW, The Seacrest Beard is going to have her own shoe line now! WOW! bearding sure opens major career doors for a girl! Probably down the road like the rest of them, The Seacrest Beard will get artificially inseminated by him and they will have a baby to complete the whole bearding picture.

by Anonymousreply 7402/16/2013

Still looks good to me. He needs to wear swimming trunks that fit, and to comb his hair, but he's not too fat.

by Anonymousreply 7502/16/2013

Fat?! That's FAT?!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 7602/16/2013

HE can bend over for me any day!

by Anonymousreply 7702/16/2013

He was so wonderful as Leo DuPres. Oscar Wilde would have loved that character. I don't think Josh ever surpassed the beautiful work he did on that quaint little soap opera.

by Anonymousreply 7802/16/2013

The only reason I give him a pass is because he's straight. I hate gays, including myself so...

I'm on my second day at reparative therapy so far and pretty soon I'll be looking at Fergie!

by Anonymousreply 7902/16/2013

I saw him in person last week at the AT&T& golf tournament. Not fat, and very handsome. Good golfer, too.

by Anonymousreply 8002/16/2013

Oh, my, I'd love to see all you prissy queens who think he's SO FAT.


by Anonymousreply 8102/16/2013

r81, the kind of man these people want to go to bed with doesn't have flesh, at least not in the carnal sense. Their ideal is simply an android, akin to an iron board or a piece of gymnasium equipment. Hard muscle for hard, embittered people.

by Anonymousreply 8202/16/2013

Josh was on ELLEN on Friday - looks like he's lost some of that weight since the photos OP posted were taken over Christmas.

by Anonymousreply 8302/16/2013

He's looked better, but I wish I was that fat.

by Anonymousreply 8402/16/2013

R81= Datalounge gay man 50+

by Anonymousreply 8502/16/2013

[quote]Josh was on ELLEN on Friday - looks like he's lost some of that weight since the photos OP posted were taken over Christmas.

Yes, Christmas 2010. Those photos are two years old. This thread was started in January 2011.

by Anonymousreply 8602/16/2013

What's his skin color, precisely?

by Anonymousreply 8702/16/2013

Well I'd still drain his balls!

by Anonymousreply 8802/16/2013

He was on Andy Cohen's show the other night and looked fantastic.

by Anonymousreply 8902/16/2013

What are you queens talking about?? He's a normal looking man, he doesn't look fat at all. I'm not obese, but would still be very pleased to have his shape...or at least his age. haha

by Anonymousreply 9102/16/2013

His surname isn't pronounched "Du-ham-'l", is it? Strange that the middle part it silent.

by Anonymousreply 9202/16/2013

His name should be pronounced, "Du Him"

by Anonymousreply 9302/16/2013

He's vanilla boring no edge. He's cute but looks like a soap actor.Waita minute he was one and come in a few years time will be one yet again!

by Anonymousreply 9402/16/2013

I agree, r78: Leo DuPres on All My Children was Josh's best role so far in his career.

by Anonymousreply 9502/16/2013

R92, it's pronounced "Duh MEL". just act like the a isn't there.

by Anonymousreply 9602/16/2013

Golden days r95...

by Anonymousreply 9702/16/2013

Wow, r97, Josh looks white in that clip. I didn't realize he's white. Who'd have thunk it?

by Anonymousreply 9802/16/2013

Oh yes, that's really fat. OP, YOU'RE why they hate us.

by Anonymousreply 9902/16/2013

Is he gay? BTW, I think he is very good looking!

by Anonymousreply 10002/18/2013

[quote]Bump for being so hot with his big ass feet on Watch What Happens Live this week.

Did he show his feets on Andy Cohen's show?

by Anonymousreply 10102/18/2013

If the pics in the OP's post are considered "fat", I must be morbidly obese, according to you queens.

by Anonymousreply 10202/18/2013

He once shed his trousers or jogging pants on Ellen and his legs were friggin skinny. Horribly turned off since then.

by Anonymousreply 10302/19/2013

He's an asslicker.

by Anonymousreply 10402/19/2013

R104? whaaa?

by Anonymousreply 10502/19/2013

He licked-a-the ass

And got the AIDS

Then he passed gas

Be very afraid

If you lick-a-the ass

You get-a-the AIDS

by Anonymousreply 10602/19/2013


Both of them know they are being ph0t0graphed and are holing in their guttocks.

by Anonymousreply 10702/19/2013

Remember, there's "HAM" in "DuHAMel."

by Anonymousreply 10802/22/2013

Josh Duhamel was the male Susan Lucci. He will go down in history as a GREAT soap opera star (and Fergie's husband).

by Anonymousreply 10902/22/2013

I also thought Josh had adorable chemistry with Marj Dusay as his psychotic mother. Why is it he could never find a role to match Leo, the foppish and devoted son?

by Anonymousreply 11002/22/2013

now has a kid named axl.

hideous spelling why not just axel.

by Anonymousreply 11108/29/2013

That's the dumbest name I've heard in quite some time and after the barrage of stupid celebrity baby names that's saying something.

by Anonymousreply 11208/29/2013

What's Josh's skin color?

by Anonymousreply 11308/29/2013
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