|by Anonymous||reply 113||08/29/2013|
I'd still do him.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||01/03/2011|
Ewwwww! KILL IT!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 2||01/03/2011|
I clicked on this thinking the OP was exxagerating but he REALLY did put on the pounds! Too much liquor I bet!
|by Anonymous||reply 3||01/03/2011|
he's hot but why must these twats wear these bloomers?
|by Anonymous||reply 4||01/03/2011|
Jesus Christ! What has he been eating?!?!?!
|by Anonymous||reply 5||01/03/2011|
Marriage will do that to a guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||01/03/2011|
I still wouldn't kick him out of bed for not turning off his Blackberry.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||01/03/2011|
He's on hiatus. He can lose those couple pounds in a nanosecond.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||01/03/2011|
He still looks good with the daddy fat.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||01/03/2011|
[quote]Marriage will do that to a guy.%0D %0D Especially marriage to that rank skank. Faced with sharing a matrimonial bed with Fergie, I might lay on the donuts until it became a physical impossibility.%0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 10||01/03/2011|
Booze bloat. He has a bigger tits and ass than his wife now. Does he have much of a career now other than getting escorted off of planes?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||01/03/2011|
i'd get booze bloat too if i was married to that no talent skank of a whore. remember when she was everywhere.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||01/03/2011|
There's no excuse. No excuse.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||01/03/2011|
Well he's not huge, but the weight gain is starting--a bit early for him at 35. He should watch it; it's very hard to lose.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||01/03/2011|
I don't care, I'd still do him. As for the hate for Fergie, it sounds like it's coming from jealous high school girls.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||01/03/2011|
It's just so sad to see him like that.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||01/03/2011|
I always forget to look up the Datalounge size chart.%0D Trim-doesn't exist%0D Normal-Gaunt/anorexic%0D Fat-slim to normal.%0D Morbidly Obese-Half a stone above normal.%0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 17||01/03/2011|
you queens are so delusional. he has visible abs in at least one of the pictures, so that ain't fat.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||01/03/2011|
I'd say fit fat verging on flabby.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||01/03/2011|
He is in no way fat by any stretch.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||01/03/2011|
|by Anonymous||reply 21||01/03/2011|
Can you guess OP is probably a hefty 20 stoner sitting in mama's basement posting 24/7?
|by Anonymous||reply 22||01/03/2011|
He looks like my man, from the neck down. I fucking love (and love to fuck) a fit-fat man with a body like that.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||01/03/2011|
r22...the mama's basement thing is so tired now. please come up with something else.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||01/03/2011|
For the love of god. Would someone be so kind and give him some earrings and a caftan to cover up this mess he calls a body?
|by Anonymous||reply 25||01/03/2011|
Fred Astaire weighed himself daily and would not go over 135 pounds. He used to eat cashews and walnuts for protein and would weigh himself and count out how many he could eat. But it kept him slim.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||01/03/2011|
Why don't you just give some of your old ones, R25? We know you've "outgrown" quite a few of them. Another teacake, dear?
|by Anonymous||reply 27||01/03/2011|
Totally agree with you R20.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||01/03/2011|
Why not go further and get him into full drag? He'd look really purdy.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||01/03/2011|
I think Josh looks incredibly sexy. I agree with R20 - you dumb cunts are fucking delusional.%0D %0D I don't know in which universe you idiots live, but Josh is not fat. He is perfect.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||01/03/2011|
In his old AMC days, he used to keep the weight off by running around the studio to duck Cam Mathison's advances.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||01/03/2011|
I think he looks marvelous. Yes, he has a tiny little jelly roll on the tummy, but it just adds to his sexiness in my opinion. There's nothing sexier than an aging jock stud.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||01/03/2011|
I think he looks hotter. Generic, perfect bodies do nothing for me. Here, you can see he's a real straight guy who likes his burgers and beer.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||01/03/2011|
Wow, if you tried you could not have made him sound less appealing r33.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||01/03/2011|
I think he's beautiful and has a beautiful body. There is nothing fat about him, unless he's hiding a big fat dick. I would love to see what you guys who are calling him fat look like. I don't even him being fit fat. He's fit, period.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||01/03/2011|
Thank you, R34! I totally agree! OMG! We must be psychic sisters!
|by Anonymous||reply 36||01/03/2011|
Didn't he get married? That's what happens if the wife is a halfway decent cook.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||01/03/2011|
[R35] he's shown his dick. It's not big, and it's not fat, even erect.
If you actually look at the photos, he's got fat beginning to hang over the sides of his shorts, and his chest is starting to sag. And for someone who was thin to go this barrel shape this fast, it's weight gain.
He's not Val Klimer fat, and he can probably lose it, but he's not what we see on screen. It's approaching chubby.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||01/03/2011|
r32, weird how we posted that at exactly the same time.%0D %0D r34. I find real people very attractive. If you look like you live in a gym, an overgroomed, overtweezed mess always looking for a reflection to glance at, then others can have you, does nothing for me at all.%0D %0D
|by Anonymous||reply 39||01/03/2011|
I would hop on that in an INSTANT.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||01/03/2011|
One of the shots show flab hangin' over the waistband: he's either married-fat or stress-eating fat. Like all North Dakotans.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||01/03/2011|
r. 29,%0D %0D If he did drag now, he'd have to start with a really tight girdle and corset -- and a bra with a large cup.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||01/03/2011|
I thought Josh is from Minnesota?
|by Anonymous||reply 43||01/03/2011|
Josh has such a beautiful plump ass. I would love to eat out that bubble butt for hours, and show him some pleasures which are probably unknown to him.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||01/03/2011|
Thanks, r26, I think most people would agree that Fred Astaire and his 135 assorted nuts diet was far sexier than the current Josh Duhamel.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||01/03/2011|
He looks like he has fat genes. He's always been very soft looking, and guys like that have a tendency to pack on the weight.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||01/03/2011|
OMG! This will ruin his non-existent career!
|by Anonymous||reply 47||01/03/2011|
Too fat for my tastes.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||01/03/2011|
"There is nothing fat about him, unless he's hiding a big fat dick"%0D %0D Why would you say that when we all know he has an average to below-averaged sized penis?
|by Anonymous||reply 49||01/03/2011|
In most of his pics, he looks like he's missing a y chromosome. Just saying.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||01/03/2011|
We "all" do, r49? I think you're projecting your obsession about this minor male celebrity onto everyone else. Most of us don't give a shit about him.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||01/03/2011|
Look for him to return to AMC in time for May sweeps. I can practically guarantee it.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||01/03/2011|
I know this is off topic, but can someone start a thread about how John Roberts of CNN has joined - FOX NEWS!%0D %0D Oh, the humanity!
|by Anonymous||reply 53||01/03/2011|
There is one R53. If I see it I'll bump it.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||01/03/2011|
All he would have to do is not drink for a month or so and do some regular exercise like swimming or running daily and he'd be fine. It's not like we're talking Val Kilmer territory.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||01/03/2011|
"We "all" do, [R49]? I think you're projecting your obsession about this minor male celebrity onto everyone else. Most of us don't give a shit about him."%0D %0D Hey dipshit; drop the cliched "most of us don't give a shit" faux condescending attitude. You are postng here yourself. %0D %0D Now in regard to Duhamel's penis - he worked as a nude model and did some art photography published in a book pre-stardom; the pics have been all over the internet for years; hence the "We."
|by Anonymous||reply 56||01/03/2011|
I've never found him attractive. He could beat down my door begging me for my ass, and I seriously wouldn't be the least bit interested.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||01/03/2011|
In his fit days.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||01/03/2011|
He is not fat, unless you are a gym queen.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||01/03/2011|
Nobody loves a fattie, Josh. And I mean NOBODY. You better drop that cellulite if you want anyone to love you.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||01/03/2011|
R56 = Unemployed and angry.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||01/03/2011|
He will be like Val Kilmer if he is not careful, big stomach is a big turn off for me.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||01/03/2011|
I don't think he's in danger of becoming as fat as Val Kilmer. Duhamel is much more focused on his looks than Kilmer, and much more reliant on them as well.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||01/03/2011|
What's so wonderful about Josh Duhamel? He looks like a prepubescent boy. Does he even shave? I thought us gays were supposed to like men who look like men. Isn't that what being gay is about?
|by Anonymous||reply 64||01/03/2011|
He still looks Hot and glad they are happy and having a good time.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||01/03/2011|
[quote] I don't think he's in danger of becoming as fat as Val Kilmer. Duhamel is much more focused on his looks than Kilmer, and much more reliant on them as well.%0D %0D Not to mention that Josh is a full THIRTEEN years younger than Val.%0D %0D Lay the fuck off Val Kilmer. He's 51 years old, and it's okay for him to be overweight.%0D %0D Dumb bitches.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||01/03/2011|
[quote]Lay the fuck off Val Kilmer. He's 51 years old, and it's okay for him to be overweight.%0D %0D He's not overweight; Kilmer is obese. Which is fine, if he doesn't want an acting career. But, given he needs to pay his $500,000 tax debt, he better start hitting the diet pills STAT.%0D %0D Brad Pitt just turned 47; George Clooney is almost 49 (or over 50, if you discard his 'official' birthdate) and they don't look like Kilmer, because they have actual careers.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||01/03/2011|
From Wikipedia:%0D %0D [italic]Duhamel was born in Minot, North Dakota, the son of Bonnie L. Kemper, a physical education teacher, and Larry David Duhamel, an advertising salesman. His parents divorced during his youth, and although he remains close to both, he grew up with his mother and his three younger sisters, Ashlee, Mckenzee and Kassidy. Duhamel attended Minot State University and played as the back-up quarterback for the university's football team. He planned to attend dental school but dropped out one-and-a-half credits shy of his undergraduate degree.[/italic]%0D %0D I wonder if Joshie's phys-ed instructor mother ever re-married. I'll bet not. PING!%0D %0D [italic]Duhamel has stated, "After college, I followed an ex-girlfriend to Northern California, did a bunch of odd jobs." Duhamel had won the title of Male Model of the Year in an International Modeling and Talent Association (IMTA) competition in 1997 (the first runner-up was actor Ashton Kutcher).[/italic]%0D %0D Sounds like the judges made the right choice. Josh is way better looking than Ashton.%0D %0D [italic]In 2005, Duhamel became the co-owner of 10 North Main, a restaurant located in the downtown section of Minot, North Dakota, which features dishes such as elk and pheasant.[/italic]%0D %0D He sounds like another Tom Arnold and Roseanne. Josh is living high on the hog off of Fergie's money. You just know that she's LOADED from all of the money she makes on music and concerts with the Black Eyed Peas. Josh definitely married well. Then again, Fergie's lucky because she gets one of the hottest guys on television and film.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||01/03/2011|
[quote]Then again, Fergie's lucky because she gets one of the hottest guys on television and film.
I don't know how lucky she is since he's cheated on her with trashy strippers. He doesn't even care enough to be discrete.
He looks like a bloated boozed out drunk.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||01/03/2011|
Bump for being so hot with his big ass feet on Watch What Happens Live this week.
Still not going to see his movie with the Seacrest Beard.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||02/16/2013|
He's old enough to be her father in that flick
|by Anonymous||reply 71||02/16/2013|
I've never understood the attraction to Josh. Definitely a nice looking guy, obviously .... but always struck me as kind of ordinary overall. Maybe it's because he didn't seem to have a great personality even in his younger soap days ..........he's no Cameron Mathison.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||02/16/2013|
Thanks R72...I needed a good laugh this morning!
|by Anonymous||reply 73||02/16/2013|
Someone told me The Seacrest Beard was on the Rachel Ray Show ,and she told the audience what Secrest like to do for her on Valentine's Day. I forgot exactly what it was because I get a mental block when it comes to the Rachel Ray Show, or The Major Screaming Frau Show, but I all I remember I was told it was totally weird and completely unromantic. BTW, The Seacrest Beard is going to have her own shoe line now! WOW! bearding sure opens major career doors for a girl! Probably down the road like the rest of them, The Seacrest Beard will get artificially inseminated by him and they will have a baby to complete the whole bearding picture.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||02/16/2013|
Still looks good to me. He needs to wear swimming trunks that fit, and to comb his hair, but he's not too fat.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||02/16/2013|
Fat?! That's FAT?!!!!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 76||02/16/2013|
HE can bend over for me any day!
|by Anonymous||reply 77||02/16/2013|
He was so wonderful as Leo DuPres. Oscar Wilde would have loved that character. I don't think Josh ever surpassed the beautiful work he did on that quaint little soap opera.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||02/16/2013|
The only reason I give him a pass is because he's straight. I hate gays, including myself so...
I'm on my second day at reparative therapy so far and pretty soon I'll be looking at Fergie!
|by Anonymous||reply 79||02/16/2013|
I saw him in person last week at the AT&T& golf tournament. Not fat, and very handsome. Good golfer, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||02/16/2013|
Oh, my, I'd love to see all you prissy queens who think he's SO FAT.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||02/16/2013|
r81, the kind of man these people want to go to bed with doesn't have flesh, at least not in the carnal sense. Their ideal is simply an android, akin to an iron board or a piece of gymnasium equipment. Hard muscle for hard, embittered people.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||02/16/2013|
Josh was on ELLEN on Friday - looks like he's lost some of that weight since the photos OP posted were taken over Christmas.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||02/16/2013|
He's looked better, but I wish I was that fat.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||02/16/2013|
R81= Datalounge gay man 50+
|by Anonymous||reply 85||02/16/2013|
[quote]Josh was on ELLEN on Friday - looks like he's lost some of that weight since the photos OP posted were taken over Christmas.
Yes, Christmas 2010. Those photos are two years old. This thread was started in January 2011.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||02/16/2013|
What's his skin color, precisely?
|by Anonymous||reply 87||02/16/2013|
Well I'd still drain his balls!
|by Anonymous||reply 88||02/16/2013|
He was on Andy Cohen's show the other night and looked fantastic.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||02/16/2013|
What are you queens talking about?? He's a normal looking man, he doesn't look fat at all. I'm not obese, but would still be very pleased to have his shape...or at least his age. haha
|by Anonymous||reply 91||02/16/2013|
His surname isn't pronounched "Du-ham-'l", is it? Strange that the middle part it silent.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||02/16/2013|
His name should be pronounced, "Du Him"
|by Anonymous||reply 93||02/16/2013|
He's vanilla boring no edge. He's cute but looks like a soap actor.Waita minute he was one and come in a few years time will be one yet again!
|by Anonymous||reply 94||02/16/2013|
I agree, r78: Leo DuPres on All My Children was Josh's best role so far in his career.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||02/16/2013|
R92, it's pronounced "Duh MEL". just act like the a isn't there.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||02/16/2013|
Golden days r95...
|by Anonymous||reply 97||02/16/2013|
Wow, r97, Josh looks white in that clip. I didn't realize he's white. Who'd have thunk it?
|by Anonymous||reply 98||02/16/2013|
Oh yes, that's really fat. OP, YOU'RE why they hate us.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||02/16/2013|
Is he gay? BTW, I think he is very good looking!
|by Anonymous||reply 100||02/18/2013|
[quote]Bump for being so hot with his big ass feet on Watch What Happens Live this week.
Did he show his feets on Andy Cohen's show?
|by Anonymous||reply 101||02/18/2013|
If the pics in the OP's post are considered "fat", I must be morbidly obese, according to you queens.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||02/18/2013|
He once shed his trousers or jogging pants on Ellen and his legs were friggin skinny. Horribly turned off since then.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||02/19/2013|
He's an asslicker.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||02/19/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 105||02/19/2013|
He licked-a-the ass
And got the AIDS
Then he passed gas
Be very afraid
If you lick-a-the ass
You get-a-the AIDS
|by Anonymous||reply 106||02/19/2013|
Both of them know they are being ph0t0graphed and are holing in their guttocks.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||02/19/2013|
Remember, there's "HAM" in "DuHAMel."
|by Anonymous||reply 108||02/22/2013|
Josh Duhamel was the male Susan Lucci. He will go down in history as a GREAT soap opera star (and Fergie's husband).
|by Anonymous||reply 109||02/22/2013|
I also thought Josh had adorable chemistry with Marj Dusay as his psychotic mother. Why is it he could never find a role to match Leo, the foppish and devoted son?
|by Anonymous||reply 110||02/22/2013|
now has a kid named axl.
hideous spelling why not just axel.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||08/29/2013|
That's the dumbest name I've heard in quite some time and after the barrage of stupid celebrity baby names that's saying something.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||08/29/2013|
What's Josh's skin color?
|by Anonymous||reply 113||08/29/2013|