This thread is hilarious. Keep up the good work, guys!
--Empty Nest, bad spin-off!!!!!!!!!!
And yet the layers and layers of clothes that Bea wore must have cost thousands.
No, they were very inexpensive.
--Junior League Thrift Shop of Coral Gables
In the opening scene of the episode where they're breeding caged mink in their garage for profit, environmentally conscious Dorothy laments the disappearing Everglades.
--Spanish Beetle Wearing a Sombrero
Why didn't Dorothy's Grandmother have an accent? She had spent the entirety of her life in Sicley and by all accounts had only recently moved to the US. Not only did she not have the slightest hint of an accent, her command of the English language was masterful.
--It's like Bea didn't even bother to try.
I could vomit just looking at you.
--Dot, who shit on Betty's dressing room floor
"Blanche and the Younger Man" from the first season has Rose being overprotective of her mother because she was terrified of her mother's death. A few seasons later, Rose offhandedly mentions her mother being in the cemetery in St.Olaf. Where was the episode of Rose losing her shit when her mother died? Also, about the candlesticks, one episode Rose mentions she wanted the heirlooms buried with her, then later, she acts like she's ready to put them in a rummage sale.
--You talk like this on dates don't you?