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Madonna Got Fat

Doesn't Portugal have gyms?

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replies 265Dec 7, 2017 9:43 AM +00:00

Yikes.

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replies 1Dec 7, 2017 9:44 AM +00:00

She and Mooriah have been hitting the cakes.

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--Anonymous
replies 2Dec 7, 2017 9:44 AM +00:00

She looks good.

--Anonymous
replies 3Dec 7, 2017 10:12 AM +00:00

She needed some extra weight. Her body looks healthy.

--Anonymous
replies 4Dec 7, 2017 10:14 AM +00:00

Probably the filler got to her abdomen, been there too.

--Mariah C.
replies 5Dec 7, 2017 10:16 AM +00:00

That dress though.

--Anonymous
replies 6Dec 7, 2017 10:28 AM +00:00

better than anorexia

--Anonymous
replies 7Dec 7, 2017 10:32 AM +00:00

In R2’s photo, Kelly Ripa looks more waxen than her Madame Toussaud wax figure.

--Anonymous
replies 8Dec 7, 2017 11:13 AM +00:00

A chubby Madonna was always sexier than the concentration camp one

--Anonymous
replies 9Dec 7, 2017 11:19 AM +00:00

Lay off those Belem cakes, Madge!

--Anonymous
replies 10Dec 7, 2017 11:25 AM +00:00

Wow, she went from one extreme to the other. That is a real granny gut.

--Anonymous
replies 11Dec 7, 2017 11:25 AM +00:00

Anyone would look fat standing next to Kelly Ripa.

--Anonymous
replies 12Dec 7, 2017 11:32 AM +00:00

R11 She's at that age-it happens.

--Anonymous
replies 13Dec 7, 2017 11:32 AM +00:00

I see it as a reality check for her and anyone else who thinks it can be avoided. She is strong though, she bends really well on those knees- impressive for a woman her age. Not bad.

--Anonymous
replies 14Dec 7, 2017 11:36 AM +00:00

My mom avoided it. Her breasts got bigger/saggier and her belly slide, but only in her 70s. She wasn't pretending she was an IG model though. She just looked good for her age dressed. 108 lbs always.

Madonna looks like she weighs 130-5, thought I'm sure she will claim 120 like Britney - not that much for her age, but photographs obese for the entertainment industry.

--Anonymous
replies 15Dec 7, 2017 11:41 AM +00:00

Her face is a cartoonish disaster, but her body looks better.

--Anonymous
replies 16Dec 7, 2017 11:41 AM +00:00

Maybe if she keeps the weight and lays off the filler for awhile she’ll start to look human again.

--Anonymous
replies 17Dec 7, 2017 11:45 AM +00:00

The plastic surgery is beyond extreme. Wow.

--Anonymous
replies 18Dec 7, 2017 11:46 AM +00:00

Most people who move to Portugal lose weight because of the hilly terrain. It's difficult to find a flat street in Lisbon and Sintra (where her Madgesty lives).

--Anonymous
replies 19Dec 7, 2017 11:48 AM +00:00

That is the post-menopause gut. It sucks, but I’m sure if she wants to get rid of it she can.

--Anonymous
replies 20Dec 7, 2017 11:50 AM +00:00

Bitch ripped me off again!!

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--DH
replies 21Dec 7, 2017 11:54 AM +00:00

She's almost 60, does it matter ?

--Anonymous
replies 22Dec 7, 2017 11:54 AM +00:00

R20- Her weight seems healthy for her age. Her BMI should be around 119-120. I wonder if height play into that as well.

--Anonymous
replies 23Dec 7, 2017 12:00 PM +00:00

Is she drinking more? Another issue if you're menopausal, since alcohol can really add weight to all the wrong areas. The disaster of a dress is more of an issue.

--Anonymous
replies 24Dec 7, 2017 12:05 PM +00:00

Debbie looks good. Madonna looks like a cow.

--Anonymous
replies 25Dec 7, 2017 12:12 PM +00:00

I thought Madonna looked a little bigger when she performed in some hoochie coochie getup with Ariana Grande for Art Basel.

I am not saying she looks bad at all. It is just jarring in a way because I remember when she went from normal looking during the Like a Virgin era to the very muscular, thin fitness and food obsessed Madonna that turned up around True Blue.

--Anonymous
replies 26Dec 7, 2017 12:29 PM +00:00

I have always thought that women who have the same body at 60 that they had in HS look ridiculous. As we age our body matures too and it is unnatural to look like, say.........Kelly Rippa. If I weighed 95lbs. today like I did in HS I would look like death warmed over. No matter what anyone thinks we do age and the only way to stop it is to die. too bad people can't learn to

1. age gracefully

2. have people stop commenting on how bad they look because one day that is going to be them.

--Anonymous
replies 27Dec 7, 2017 12:43 PM +00:00

That dress! 🤢😳

--Anonymous
replies 28Dec 7, 2017 1:10 PM +00:00

The Hollywood Forever Retirement Village

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--Anonymous
replies 29Dec 7, 2017 1:13 PM +00:00

O! My little possums!

THIS is fat!!!

--Anonymous
replies 30Dec 7, 2017 1:53 PM +00:00

I'm more disturbed by Kelly's protruding bones in her chest.

--Anonymous
replies 31Dec 7, 2017 1:57 PM +00:00

what happens during menopause? they gain weight in weird places?

--Anonymous
replies 32Dec 7, 2017 2:00 PM +00:00

She should have gained the weight YEARS ago...she could have avoided the plastic surgery and fillers.

--Anonymous
replies 33Dec 7, 2017 2:08 PM +00:00

grace adler got fat too! even with the spanx...

--Anonymous
replies 34Dec 7, 2017 2:11 PM +00:00

Well she is standing next to Kelly Ripa who'd make a Darfur orphan appear obese.

--Anonymous
replies 35Dec 7, 2017 2:13 PM +00:00

The queen in the red shirt is a notorious Faye Dunaway hanger-on. Now he's focusing on Madonna as his next victim.

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--Anonymous
replies 36Dec 7, 2017 2:15 PM +00:00

She is not fat. She is postmenopausal.

--Anonymous
replies 37Dec 7, 2017 2:16 PM +00:00

She looks fine.

--Anonymous
replies 38Dec 7, 2017 2:17 PM +00:00

She's not fat. What R12 said.

--Anonymous
replies 39Dec 7, 2017 2:19 PM +00:00

Pregnant.

--Anonymous
replies 40Dec 7, 2017 2:19 PM +00:00

Cooper, Ripa and Seacrest look old as fuck!

I'd hate to see what they look like close up. Scary!

--Anonymous
replies 41Dec 7, 2017 2:22 PM +00:00

She’s lovely and this time I really mean it.

--Anonymous
replies 42Dec 7, 2017 2:25 PM +00:00

She looks better with more meat. She'll be a grandma one day. Maybe she'll be nicer too.

--NOT!
replies 43Dec 7, 2017 2:27 PM +00:00

Her body is hefty and she can hardly move her face. She’ll never be as gorgeous as Janet.

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--Anonymous
replies 44Dec 7, 2017 2:27 PM +00:00

She looks better with a little extra fat, I hate those veiny yoga arms

--Anonymous
replies 45Dec 7, 2017 2:28 PM +00:00

She looks horrendous as usual.

--Anonymous
replies 46Dec 7, 2017 2:29 PM +00:00

Zaftig!

--Anonymous
replies 47Dec 7, 2017 2:31 PM +00:00
Her weight seems healthy for her age. Her BMI should be around 119-120. I wonder if height play into that as well.

I meant she could get rid of it by lipo and surgery. The post menopausal gut hits even the scrawniest of women. It's normal.

--Anonymous
replies 48Dec 7, 2017 2:32 PM +00:00

BATWINGS!!!

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--Anonymous
replies 49Dec 7, 2017 2:37 PM +00:00

Every single one of her kids is adorable. I will give her that.

--Anonymous
replies 50Dec 7, 2017 2:42 PM +00:00

She looks like the tired old whore she is. More action in her pussy than the Holland Tunnel, and the asshole? Mary!

--Anonymous
replies 51Dec 7, 2017 2:50 PM +00:00

Rocco is ugly as fuck.

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replies 52Dec 7, 2017 3:04 PM +00:00

She looks amazing to me but that dress is hideous. And what such an eye for detail I'm really surprised Madonna wasn't "tied down" better in it. It doesn't appear to fit very well and it seems to exacerbate her tummy area. Compare that to the Roland Mouret dress that she wore a month ago for her Barney's appearance. I love Madonna but I do believe she misses the mark fashion-wise a lot. However, the Mouret was spot on.

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--Anonymous
replies 53Dec 7, 2017 3:04 PM +00:00

R53 is blind. She looked like an old bag.

--Anonymous
replies 54Dec 7, 2017 3:08 PM +00:00

I'm happy she's over the anorexic look.

Women over 60 who are skinny as shit, just end up looking like a bag of bones.

I'm glad she's just going natural.

--Anonymous
replies 55Dec 7, 2017 3:11 PM +00:00

Mother's always coming at me, with her robe flapping open.

--Rocco
replies 56Dec 7, 2017 3:13 PM +00:00

Going natural?? Did u not see this woman’s face when she was on Fallon recently? She could barely move her face.

--Anonymous
replies 57Dec 7, 2017 3:14 PM +00:00

Poor chair.

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--Anonymous
replies 58Dec 7, 2017 3:14 PM +00:00

Anna, Anna, Anna, Anna Nicole!

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--Anonymous
replies 59Dec 7, 2017 3:14 PM +00:00

So funny how you cunts always bag on Janet Jackson’s weight yet Janet is fitter than Madonna these days.

--Anonymous
replies 60Dec 7, 2017 3:18 PM +00:00

It all goes back to Catherine Deneuve, who apparently said:

“After 50 you have to make a choice. Your face or your ass.”

Madonna should keep on the weight and quit all the cosmetic shit. In a year she’d look much better.

--Anonymous
replies 61Dec 7, 2017 3:20 PM +00:00

R60 Um..sure Betty, for like a second that wont last.

--Anonymous
replies 62Dec 7, 2017 3:21 PM +00:00

Madonna got her ass done last year and it looked ridiculous.

--Anonymous
replies 63Dec 7, 2017 3:23 PM +00:00

R61 Like she would ever do such a thing, that would entail a quiet dignity.

--Anonymous
replies 64Dec 7, 2017 3:23 PM +00:00

How does she look in the mirror and say "yeah those fillers are perfect". She looks like someone took an air hose to her face. DEFLATE!

--Anonymous
replies 65Dec 7, 2017 3:27 PM +00:00

It's good for elderly women in their 80s to have a little meat on their bones.

--Anonymous
replies 66Dec 7, 2017 3:31 PM +00:00

Madonna now looks like a beat-up Kate Winslet.

--Anonymous
replies 67Dec 7, 2017 3:54 PM +00:00
However, the Mouret was spot on.

Dress- Gorgeous. Looked great on her.

Gloves- Ugly.

Hosiery- Nope. Doesn't work with the dress.

Shoes- I didn't even like these. I liked the height of the heel, but I think the vamp was too high or something.

Sunglasses- Hideous.

Black bra straps- That might have worked if she had gotten the other details right.

--Anonymous
replies 68Dec 7, 2017 3:58 PM +00:00

Compared to Ripa a blade of grass looks fat. Madonna looks normal.

--Anonymous
replies 69Dec 7, 2017 4:36 PM +00:00
Madonna Got Fat

But you've always been a cunt.

--Anonymous
replies 70Dec 7, 2017 4:38 PM +00:00

Her face must be full of scar tissue at this point. I don't even think it's fillers and botox. She's just had botched surgeries.

--Anonymous
replies 71Dec 7, 2017 4:39 PM +00:00

Those work-outs have paid off !

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--Anonymous
replies 72Dec 7, 2017 4:54 PM +00:00

i think you are right r 63 and i think it contributes to her overall appearance of being more girthy and wide-loadish. And to those saying Janet Jackson is healthier than Madge? Just whose arteries would you take if you had to, Janet's or Madonna's? Yeah, that's what I thought.

Sit down and shut the fuck up, finger lickin good stans.

--Anonymous
replies 73Dec 7, 2017 5:44 PM +00:00

When was Priscilla Presley at Live with Kelly and Ryan?

BTW, Seacrest must be fairly short. Madonna clocks in at 5' 2", say 5' 8" with platform shoes. He's about an inch taller than her.

--Anonymous
replies 74Dec 7, 2017 5:45 PM +00:00

Madge has been subsisting on salads and protein (the edible ones, bitches) and cardio workouts for so long. Once she resumed eating carbs, coupled with her age and men-o-pause stage, her body and metabolism are having a meltdown, fast.

With an excellent nutritionist, new Chef, and new personal trainer, her body/metabolism should be fine, naturally adjusting to her age. However, her face, and the shit she's done to it over the years, ain't no fixing that mess.

--Anonymous
replies 75Dec 7, 2017 5:55 PM +00:00

She looks better than I have seen her. Ripa is the real ugly cunt in all this.

--Anonymous
replies 76Dec 7, 2017 5:55 PM +00:00

Look at Madonna and then look at your own mothers.

Which one looks the best?

--Anonymous
replies 77Dec 7, 2017 5:58 PM +00:00

I see Janbot is queefing all over this thread.

--Anonymous
replies 78Dec 7, 2017 6:25 PM +00:00

I agree, r9.

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replies 79Dec 7, 2017 6:29 PM +00:00

Madonna - so young. Call me when you're 60. I've heard weight gain can be hard - at least that's what I've read and heard people say.

I wouldn't know.

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replies 80Dec 7, 2017 6:32 PM +00:00
Look at Madonna and then look at your own mothers. Which one looks the best?

Mom.

--Anonymous
replies 81Dec 7, 2017 6:33 PM +00:00

She was looking decidedly stringy & harsh for quite awhile. I used to joke that "fat preserves"; at least with a fuller face it filled out any wrinkles I might have got!

--Ontoward
replies 82Dec 7, 2017 6:34 PM +00:00

Michelle Pfeiffer, 59.

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replies 83Dec 7, 2017 6:34 PM +00:00

She really is turning into Mariah.

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--Anonymous
replies 84Dec 7, 2017 6:39 PM +00:00

Madonna Looks great! Good for her. Old maid queens @ DL. yuck

--Anonymous
replies 85Dec 7, 2017 7:30 PM +00:00

Face is effed due to the fillers. Body looks good tho’

Nice Grandma Kabbalah!

--Anonymous
replies 86Dec 7, 2017 7:37 PM +00:00

Well, it's about time.

--Anonymous
replies 87Dec 7, 2017 7:38 PM +00:00

She really does look so much like Mae West in the face sometimes.

--Anonymous
replies 88Dec 7, 2017 7:41 PM +00:00

She just forgot her girdle

--Anonymous
replies 89Dec 7, 2017 7:51 PM +00:00

This is when she looked her healthiest ... the days when the straight boys loved her more than the gay ones:

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--Anonymous
replies 90Dec 7, 2017 7:56 PM +00:00

Just think of all of the time, effort, and money she has expended... just to have it all come to this.

--crying in my castle as I type
replies 91Dec 7, 2017 9:33 PM +00:00

When did she become Rebel Wilson?

--Anonymous
replies 92Dec 7, 2017 10:08 PM +00:00

Did someone call for Bat Wings?

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replies 93Dec 7, 2017 10:25 PM +00:00

Madonna has always been ugly.

--Anonymous
replies 94Dec 7, 2017 10:42 PM +00:00

I think I that she looks like a zaftig curvy Italian woman . Kind of sexy and like she’d make a mean Sunday sauce. Better than when she was emaciated with the fat face . That just didn’t work .

--Anonymous
replies 95Dec 7, 2017 11:16 PM +00:00

She referred to herself as a “fat soccer mom” on Kelly and Ryan. She seemed to be self-conscious with the extra weight. She looks good except for those fillers.

--Anonymous
replies 96Dec 8, 2017 5:45 AM +00:00

Yeah, she's gained some weight and I gotta admit, I prefer a slimmer Made's body. However, I will say that that damn dress is just terrible. It looks very washed out on camera but when you look at it in other photographs it's much more vivid. The fit was shitty though. And R80, that photo of Brinkley is DRIPPING in photo-shop. God knows Madonna is just as guilty of using photo shop but Brinkley is not that thin. I personally prefer Madge's face thinner than it is. I had scupltra injected last year and I think that's what's in Madonna's face. It doesn't necessarily plump you up with the actual injected substance but causes your own collagen to grow, which can be unpredictable.

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replies 97Dec 8, 2017 5:46 AM +00:00

Madge looks fabulous. She needs to keep that weight on.

--Anonymous
replies 98Dec 8, 2017 5:53 AM +00:00

Its really true that after 50 you get the face you deserve.

--Anonymous
replies 99Dec 8, 2017 6:05 AM +00:00

R97 Sculptra on top of all the other fillers. Like you say not really the best choice at all... Better to augment the the chin and jaw with sculptra and use softer fillers for around cheeks and temples. My medium lasting fillers are just starting to drop out of my face now after 3 long years, and it's the only time they have ever looked completely natural. Once they degrade by about 10% they tend to metabolize much more quickly after holding stubbornly, so you only get a really narrow window of things looking soft and at there best. C'est la vie!

--Anonymous
replies 100Dec 8, 2017 6:05 AM +00:00

She looked her best during the Dress You Up period and she was plump

--Anonymous
replies 101Dec 8, 2017 6:11 AM +00:00

My favorite Madonna period was the Confessions Tour.

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replies 102Dec 8, 2017 6:17 AM +00:00

She's always carried a belly well. Better than Auschwitz Barbie.

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--Anonymous
replies 103Dec 8, 2017 6:39 AM +00:00

Ouch, that extra weight needs to go.

I can't believe I'm seeing MADONNA with a gross gut. That's just....wow.

--Anonymous
replies 104Dec 8, 2017 7:32 AM +00:00

Looks like trying to stuff sausage into a casing.

--both body AND face.
replies 105Dec 8, 2017 7:34 AM +00:00

But that's the thing, R105, she doesn't really. She doesn't appear "stuffed" at all and that, in my humble opinion, is the problem. She could girdle/spanks that gut into submission and wear something much more form fitting. Instead, she's chosen this oddly patterned dress that does nothing but draw attention to her JIGGLING gut.

--Anonymous
replies 106Dec 8, 2017 7:40 AM +00:00

What is going on with her butt here? I remember when she used to train for hours a day and was ripped.

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--Anonymous
replies 107Dec 8, 2017 7:42 AM +00:00

On DL, "getting fat" seems to be worse than being a sexual predator.

--Anonymous
replies 108Dec 8, 2017 7:44 AM +00:00

She needs to sue.

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--Anonymous
replies 109Dec 8, 2017 7:45 AM +00:00

Probably growing some fat to use as fillers later.

--Anonymous
replies 110Dec 8, 2017 7:45 AM +00:00

" . . . 'growing' some fat . . . "

LOL!

--Anonymous
replies 111Dec 8, 2017 7:51 AM +00:00

I can picture her seeing certain wrinkles appearing - then hyper-focusing on doing what she can to get rid of it, not keeping the bigger picture in mind. As long as the wrinkle is diminished, job well done to her.

--Out, damned spot! Out, I say!
replies 112Dec 8, 2017 7:57 AM +00:00

Did she stop doing yoga? I guess it was just one of her many contrived fads.

--Anonymous
replies 113Dec 8, 2017 9:14 AM +00:00

"You must be my lucky star ..."

--Madonna, singing to a Twinkie
replies 114Dec 8, 2017 9:52 AM +00:00

Did she have implants in her cheeks or fillers? Either way, her face was designed to look that way. Her mouth is too small and her smile just looks pinched and tight. It almost looks painful. She needs to stop with all that nonsense.

--Anonymous
replies 115Dec 8, 2017 9:58 AM +00:00
Madonna, singing to a Twinkie

ROFLMAO!

--Anonymous
replies 116Dec 8, 2017 10:09 AM +00:00

Don’t worry honey, I’ll give you my trainer’s number.

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replies 117Dec 8, 2017 10:12 AM +00:00

The girls say hi!

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replies 118Dec 8, 2017 10:14 AM +00:00

She is a bit chubby for the first time in her life! Lord she's worth nearly a billion dollars and she looks like she's getting ready to go to Walmart to Xmas shop.

--Anonymous
replies 119Dec 8, 2017 10:26 AM +00:00
Don’t worry honey, I’ll give you my trainer’s number.

Honey, keep it for yourself... everyone knows you'll be fat again in 3 months.

--As usual
replies 120Dec 8, 2017 10:41 AM +00:00
My mom avoided it. Her breasts got bigger/saggier and her belly slide, but only in her 70s. She wasn't pretending she was an IG model though. She just looked good for her age dressed. 108 lbs always.

I long for the day we no longer have to deal with gays who are inordinately obsessed with their mothers' bosoms and measurements.

--Anonymous
replies 121Dec 8, 2017 10:44 AM +00:00

Two months ago everyone here was shrieking about how she was too sinewy and muscular and needed to gain a little weight to soften up, and now she has and everyone is shrieking that she's let herself go and why doesn't she work out like she used to.

The Madonna threads have always been crazy but this is a new low.

--Anonymous
replies 122Dec 8, 2017 10:46 AM +00:00

She looks better than she's looked in years. While she's at it, she should lose the long blond locks.

--Anonymous
replies 123Dec 8, 2017 10:46 AM +00:00

Gay men judging a woman's body. It's you that gives us a bad name!

--Anonymous
replies 124Dec 8, 2017 10:47 AM +00:00

I agree about her hair. She needs to stop with the roots.

--Anonymous
replies 125Dec 8, 2017 10:51 AM +00:00

Madonna has always been ugly as someone said upthread, so it doesn't matter how much she weighs. She has a terrible face and bad hair. She always has.

--Anonymous
replies 126Dec 8, 2017 11:07 AM +00:00

Oh get a grip. Madonna is pretty fucking far from being ugly.

--Anonymous
replies 127Dec 8, 2017 11:12 AM +00:00

Jabba is obsessed with Madonna. Half the posts here are from it.

--Anonymous
replies 128Dec 8, 2017 11:12 AM +00:00

Just like on Fallon, she was out of breath when she walked onto the set today. That's what's strange to me. I think she looks fine.

--Anonymous
replies 129Dec 8, 2017 11:14 AM +00:00
Lord she's worth nearly a billion dollars

LOL. In you dreams, Vadge!

--Anonymous
replies 130Dec 8, 2017 11:32 AM +00:00
Janbot is obsessed with Madonna. Half the posts here are from it.

Not even, sweetie. But you keep dreaming!

--JANBOT
replies 131Dec 8, 2017 11:33 AM +00:00

^hahaha. Love that you owned your Jabba name and verified it, Jabs.

--Anonymous
replies 132Dec 8, 2017 11:37 AM +00:00
Just like on Fallon

You mean when she came out dancing to a Janet Jackson B-side??

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replies 133Dec 8, 2017 11:39 AM +00:00

You can’t dodge your genes.

I shudder to say that because mine will come and get me soon enough.

Nothing she can’t shake off, but her FACE.

--Anonymous
replies 134Dec 8, 2017 11:42 AM +00:00
Two months ago everyone here was shrieking about how she was too sinewy and muscular and needed to gain a little weight to soften up,

No one said that, hon. Everyone said she looked trans. Before that they were commenting on her new buttcheeks. No one has said she was thin or muscular in ages. It's her decision to keep going out half nude, taking out her floppy tits for The Sun at almost 60 and keep hacking away at her face while telling us we can look as good a she if we buy her skin cream.

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replies 135Dec 8, 2017 11:48 AM +00:00

She is the ANTITHESIS of "growing old gracefully." I said this and someone called me a misogynist. Wrong. It's Madonna who hates women -- her own natural femininity, her own women-ness -- growing old, getting wrinkles, hair color changging, etc.: what it is to be an authentic woman. She just rejects everything that is authentic and real. Then again, she can barely sing and didn't have the integrity to not present herself as a real singer.

--Anonymous
replies 136Dec 8, 2017 12:45 PM +00:00

She needed to put on a *little* weight. Like 5 to 10 pounds max, not the 25 she’s packed on.

--Anonymous
replies 137Dec 8, 2017 1:02 PM +00:00

'Don't get fat and lazy': Fitness fanatic Madonna's sage advice to fans as she strips on stage for opening night of U.S. tour

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The fitness fanatic made the comment as she kicked off the North American leg of her MDNA world tour last night - before promptly stripping off.
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replies 138Dec 8, 2017 1:26 PM +00:00

The hazard with facial fillers is they 'blossom' under the facial skin to smooth out the facial wrinkles, stretching it to maximum capacity. Once the fillers wear down, the use of stronger, more intense ones are needed to achieve the same degree of smoothness, as the facial skin is now even more loose because of the original artificial 'blossoming'; hence our Lady Madonna's face.

--O' Tragedy!
replies 139Dec 8, 2017 2:06 PM +00:00

She looks awful and clearly has no friends to tell her this.

--Anonymous
replies 140Dec 8, 2017 2:35 PM +00:00

I bet she gained weight in hopes of filling out her face.

--Anonymous
replies 141Dec 8, 2017 2:38 PM +00:00

Fuck, getting old ain’t for pussies!

--Anonymous
replies 142Dec 8, 2017 2:39 PM +00:00

How does Pimp Mama Kris look so much better than Madonna and PMK is older?

--Anonymous
replies 143Dec 8, 2017 2:41 PM +00:00

She said on the show she is now "a fat Soccer Mom". She'll get into shape is she does tour again. She's enjoying life. Good for her.

--Anonymous
replies 144Dec 8, 2017 2:43 PM +00:00
How does Pimp Mama Kris look so much better than Madonna and PMK is older?

Well Frau, not everyone ages the same way, but you already knew that.

--Anonymous
replies 145Dec 8, 2017 5:12 PM +00:00

Madonna may have packed on some winter weight but Kris Jenner is full on FAT. She's probably 160 at least.

--Anonymous
replies 146Dec 8, 2017 5:30 PM +00:00

If she let her hair go grey, would the public be shocked?

--Anonymous
replies 147Dec 8, 2017 5:31 PM +00:00

R136, you are a bitter old queen. Madonna is (was?) a POP STAR. She built her dynamite, incomparable pop-star career on several things, not the least of which was her looks. She may not have been a natural beauty, but there is no question--absolutely no doubt--that she is astoundingly photogenic. The camera has always loved her. She played up her cat eyes and bone structure and lithe body wonderfully in both still photos and on video. She set the standard for pop stars in her wake, for better or worse, although Madonna has always been open about her middle-class Michigan roots and her hunger for pop domination. She was a marginal talent but worked harder than ANY of us ever will, achieving what she wanted in her chosen field of work. I don't know a single person in any line of work who has the drive that she had.

She's almost 60. She tinkered with her face--which was her fortune, so I don't blame her. If she let herself age naturally, everyone would be howling about the scrotum-faced pop star who didn't do anything to maintain her looks. She has had some work done, she is pilloried for that as well. Let the woman be. She gave her all for almost 40 years and has a career nobody will ever, ever match. Madonna is, finally, allowing herself to eat, drink, and sleep. I am beyond impressed that she donned a pink smock and boogied down with Kelly "Skin Looks Fat On Bones" Ripa on national television. That's not giving a fuck. Madonna has earned absolutely everything she is right now, and everything she wants to do.

--Anonymous
replies 148Dec 8, 2017 6:07 PM +00:00

Janbot just can't stop queefing all over this thread.

Put a cork in it, hunty.

--Anonymous
replies 149Dec 8, 2017 6:22 PM +00:00

Sure, she's a little thicker around the middle. So is Blanche.

Golden Girls - So Does Blanche
YouTube
--Dorothy Zbornak
replies 150Dec 8, 2017 6:31 PM +00:00

I LOVE YOU R148!!!

You are my hero and Madonna's too.

I'm glad Madge is taking some time for herself but for her health, I hope she doesn't take it too far. Big, little or in-between, I love her like nobody's business. My favorite incarnation though was from about ten years ago. True, she's not the best vocalist, but even so you can't take your eyes off her. I've never seen anyone who could move like Madonna. She just makes you WANT to dance. Madonna studied with the incomparable Martha Graham and her style and grace of movement shows it. I don't think Beyonce, Gaga, or Taylor Swift could ever say the same.

Madonna - Hung Up Live London Live Earth 2007
YouTube
--Anonymous
replies 151Dec 8, 2017 6:38 PM +00:00

Maybe she is getting fat so she can lose it and then market a workout and diet plan.

--Anonymous
replies 152Dec 8, 2017 6:46 PM +00:00
Madonna studied with the incomparable Martha Graham

lol, she bombed the class. Madonna couldn't cut it as a dancer. She took a few classes and that was it. Who are you fooling? Madonna can't dance for shit. What a loon.

--Anonymous
replies 153Dec 8, 2017 6:49 PM +00:00

"Support my anti-gay cult or else!"

assets.nydailynews.com
--Anonymous
replies 154Dec 8, 2017 6:53 PM +00:00

Buy my skincare line!

--Madonna, businesswoman.
replies 155Dec 8, 2017 6:54 PM +00:00

She dances better than your fat ass, r153.

--Anonymous
replies 156Dec 8, 2017 7:03 PM +00:00

Bravo, r148.

www.reactiongifs.com
--Anonymous
replies 157Dec 8, 2017 7:07 PM +00:00

Just two teenagers.

i.huffpost.com
--Anonymous
replies 158Dec 8, 2017 7:11 PM +00:00
She dances better than your fat ass, [R153].

She wishes.

On another note, we haven't forgotten that her BFF was Harvey Weinstein. She's scum. She was in business with her for 3 decades.

--Anonymous
replies 159Dec 8, 2017 7:13 PM +00:00

Recent untouched pic. Perfection.

5,808 Likes, 95 Comments - MDNA SKIN ???? (@mdnaskin) on Instagram: “We'll just be here... staring. #givegoodface #MDNASKIN”
Instagram
--Anonymous
replies 160Dec 8, 2017 7:13 PM +00:00

Just fuck him, hon.

media.vanityfair.com
--Anonymous
replies 161Dec 8, 2017 7:15 PM +00:00
Recent untouched pic. Perfection.

lmao.

--Anonymous
replies 162Dec 8, 2017 7:17 PM +00:00

Yeah, what is it with bitches like them being friends and supporting sexual predators. Like that bitch Janet backing her pedo brother!!!

--Anonymous
replies 163Dec 8, 2017 7:17 PM +00:00

lmao.

us.hellomagazine.com
--Anonymous
replies 164Dec 8, 2017 7:18 PM +00:00

....

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--Anonymous
replies 165Dec 8, 2017 7:18 PM +00:00

Lol, R165.

--Anonymous
replies 166Dec 8, 2017 7:21 PM +00:00

Stop agreeing with yourself, r166.

--Anonymous
replies 167Dec 8, 2017 7:25 PM +00:00

I agree, r149. That bitch is PRESSED.

--Anonymous
replies 168Dec 8, 2017 7:28 PM +00:00

Time to throw away the fishnets and stock up on support hose.

i.pinimg.com
--Anonymous
replies 169Dec 8, 2017 7:32 PM +00:00

Sure, r169. As soon as Janet fixes those saggy tits.

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--Anonymous
replies 170Dec 8, 2017 7:35 PM +00:00

Stay pressed, Janbot.

--Anonymous
replies 171Dec 8, 2017 7:41 PM +00:00

That's a beautiful pic, r164. Mercy has a gorgeous smile.

--Anonymous
replies 172Dec 8, 2017 7:43 PM +00:00

BRAVO, R148!

--Anonymous
replies 173Dec 8, 2017 7:46 PM +00:00

Some corrections and reflections re: the menopause comments. 1st--Please remember that females aren't the only ones who go into menopause and have hormones changes. Male menopause is very real. 2nd--contrary to popular belief, many women who exercise become more toned and build lean muscle faster during/after menopause since this is when women's testosterone levels naturally increase due to decreasing estrogen (if they are not on hormone therapy). While women might become more boyish/mannish looking after menopause if they work out, the opposite happens to men, whose hormone levels change due a drop in testosterone during/after male menopause. Also, I think Madonna looks very feminine and curvy, which likely means she's on estrogen therapy and/or fillers and (of course) likely has slacked off on extreme diet and exercise.

--Anonymous
replies 174Dec 8, 2017 8:00 PM +00:00

So let me get this straight R153. Madonna has a billion dollar industry built on her ability to entertain--to sign and to dance--but you say she can't dance for shit, and that the poster up thread who mentioned her studying under Martha Graham is a loon.

Riiiiiiiiiiight.

I sure wish my terrible dancing skills could have gotten me a dance scholarship and netted me three quarters of billion dollars.

todayinmadonnahistory.files.wordpress.com
--Anonymous
replies 175Dec 8, 2017 8:16 PM +00:00

Madonna and Janet = starring in the Death Becomes Her reboot!

--I'd watch it - you would, too.
replies 176Dec 8, 2017 8:19 PM +00:00

R175 is such a fucking whack job. Madonna made her fortune taking out her tits. The end.

--Anonymous
replies 177Dec 8, 2017 8:28 PM +00:00

Ready for the mortician.

1,963 Likes, 99 Comments - Madonna (@madonna) on Instagram: “All dressed Up and no where to go in my gorgeous @fyodorgolan coat!! ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????…”
Instagram
--Anonymous
replies 178Dec 8, 2017 8:28 PM +00:00
blogs.kent.ac.uk
--Anonymous
replies 179Dec 8, 2017 8:29 PM +00:00

So dry.

live.drjays.com
--Anonymous
replies 180Dec 8, 2017 8:31 PM +00:00

Husk.

thefappening.so
--Anonymous
replies 181Dec 8, 2017 8:31 PM +00:00

You certainly sound angry about it, R177. Why? Your tits not worth that much?

Oh, yeah, r180 and r181, those are just some TERRIBLE bodies in those photos. Women would sell their kids to look half that good.

--Anonymous
replies 182Dec 8, 2017 8:34 PM +00:00

She is borderline Jocelyn Wildenstien now. K&R was delayed in CA due to fires until today, and I had no idea it even WAS Madonna.

Girl is a mess although at least the faux English accent is gone- along with her career. I hope she can relax and enjoy her hundreds of millions. Maybe get some mall tips from Babs.

--Anonymous
replies 183Dec 8, 2017 8:34 PM +00:00

Barf.

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--Anonymous
replies 184Dec 8, 2017 8:34 PM +00:00

One more lift on this one and she’ll have a beard. Oh, wait, too late.

4.bp.blogspot.com
--Anonymous
replies 185Dec 8, 2017 8:38 PM +00:00
www.blazingcatfur.ca
--Anonymous
replies 186Dec 8, 2017 8:38 PM +00:00

Meth.

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--Anonymous
replies 187Dec 8, 2017 8:39 PM +00:00

Does her pussy stink?

--Anonymous
replies 188Dec 8, 2017 9:45 PM +00:00

r145 someone’s menopausal! project much?

--Anonymous
replies 189Dec 8, 2017 10:53 PM +00:00

145 148 151 156 157 160 182 is same person, posting from the nursing home.

Hi Madge!

--Anonymous
replies 190Dec 8, 2017 11:05 PM +00:00

You can smell the rancid, vomitous stench of Janbot's bitter, desperate rhetoric all over this thread....

The same as every other Madonna thread on DL.

Desperate.

--Anonymous
replies 191Dec 8, 2017 11:53 PM +00:00
The hazard with facial fillers is they 'blossom' under the facial skin to smooth out the facial wrinkles, stretching it to maximum capacity. Once the fillers wear down, the use of stronger, more intense ones are needed to achieve the same degree of smoothness, as the facial skin is now even more loose because of the original artificial 'blossoming'; hence our Lady Madonna's face.

R139, this is just patently untrue. The closest you've ever come to someone with filler or botox was when you splurged and went to Whole Foods instead of the Save A Lot and stood next to that well dressed lady in the check out line. The notion that filler "blossom" under your skin and cause it to stretch, leaving loose skin in their wake is just utterly preposterous and nothing but Frau Science.

--Anonymous
replies 192Dec 9, 2017 4:58 AM +00:00

R192 = Liz Rosenberg

www.afterplasticsurgery.com
--Anonymous
replies 193Dec 9, 2017 5:05 AM +00:00
145 148 151 156 157 160 182 is same person, posting from the nursing home.

No, they are not. This is not even remotely true. You key board warriors are just too much. If you don't like Madonna then you don't like her, and that's fine. Why must you argue and argue and argue about subjective minutiae??? The bottom line is that whether it's her her voice, her dancing, her overall ability to entertain, or her tits and ass, Madonna has amassed an enormous fortune selling those things, more so that any other female pop star. You may not care for her but clearly some people do. Numbers and dollars in the bank don't lie, so there are indeed people who are buying what's she's selling.

--Anonymous
replies 194Dec 9, 2017 5:10 AM +00:00

These Madonna threads are so fun! Said nobody ever.

--Anonymous
replies 195Dec 9, 2017 6:01 AM +00:00

R192 As someone who has experienced some of the" blooming" effects of facial fillers, this is definitely the case... And they become more unpredictable the more you get. Because they inject as an air-light gel that has virtually no substance, they have to cross-link the structure to form sugar-alcohols, they bond with your own collagen and form a cement. This is no exaggeration. If a plastic surgeon has to remove by cutting this stuff out of your skin (which would be almost impossible to do, it's too much of a "messy" job) the gel blooms into a weird cement like matrix because the gel has crystallized with your own body salts and tissues. If you knew how it looked UNDER the surface once this stuff is hard you would NEVER want to have it injected.

--Anonymous
replies 196Dec 9, 2017 6:31 AM +00:00

This area where Madonna's iron will and OCD behaviors really seem to be working against her. If she wants injections monthly no one's going to say "No" to her. They'd be fired or disowned. Doesn't she have a good psychiatrist who specializes in body dismorphia? Judging by how swollen her face is she must wake up every morning and examine her every line, shadow and wrinkle and wonder how more injections could improve upon it.

--Anonymous
replies 197Dec 9, 2017 6:56 AM +00:00

She's done.

--Anonymous
replies 198Dec 9, 2017 7:16 AM +00:00

The thing with those injections is they permanently alter your face. Even if she stopped tomorrow, she’ll still look distorted.

--Anonymous
replies 199Dec 9, 2017 7:23 AM +00:00

R196, I'm sorry and I don't want to appear argumentative but I assure you that you are misinformed. The fillers used in the US do not permanently alter one's face. Hyaluronic acid, which makes up 95% of the fillers used in the US, can be dissolved with an enzyme called Hyaluronidase. Under no circumstances does it turn to anything even remotely resembling cement. While it is certainly true that Radiesse and Sculptra cannot be dissolved and must degrade over time they do not turn into cement or anything even similar. If you are not in the US or Canada, you could be referring to PMMA or polymethylmethacrylate, and injections of this substance are ill-advised and can indeed become hard and even cause necrosis. However, in the United States polymethylmethacrylate usage is not legal. As a surgical nurse I'm not trying to come across as a know-it-all but fillers are so ubiquitous today everyone should be aware of the basics, if only to engage in sparkling repartee at dinner parties. The idea that fillers expand the skin to the degree that the skin loses elasticity and sags after the fillers degrade just isn't supported with any science, and it's because they simply don't do that.

--Anonymous
replies 200Dec 9, 2017 7:31 AM +00:00

lol... Madonna's got Jabba feeling some kind of way...

--Obsessed and Pressed!
replies 201Dec 9, 2017 8:19 AM +00:00

r148,

One can substantially agree with you, as I do, but come to a different conclusion- It's BECAUSE Madonna set the standard for contemporary pop stardom that, she herself, out of a sense of professionalism, should not not provide the grounds for Mamie Van Doren to say ,"Bitch stole my look."

--Della
replies 202Dec 9, 2017 8:28 AM +00:00

Her lack of talent and sociopathy caught up with her. Oh, well. She can go roll around her mother’s grave in front of cameras for attention again, only this time completely nude.

i2-prod.mirror.co.uk
--Anonymous
replies 203Dec 9, 2017 8:51 AM +00:00

Her body took a real beating with all the physically intensive tours she did over the years. You can tell with how she walks and moves these days that she has back, knee and hip issues. She clearly can't workout like she used to. I wouldn't be surprised if she doesn't have an addiction to pain killers.

--Anonymous
replies 204Dec 9, 2017 9:44 AM +00:00

Oh give it a break, asshole@ R204!

--Anonymous
replies 205Dec 9, 2017 10:43 AM +00:00

Maybe she's become an emotional overeater because she is so lonely in Portugal.

--Anonymous
replies 206Dec 9, 2017 10:48 AM +00:00

I think she just overdid it—with the exercise, the dieting, the fillers.

--Anonymous
replies 207Dec 9, 2017 10:53 AM +00:00

Mae West r88 - spot on, I agree with the facial comparison. And both look/ed well with the extra poundage.

Recently, there has been a great deal of discussion about the weight of Gov. Chris Christie. I realize there are many laws governing your right to run for office, but I never knew it extended to your weight
NJ.com
--Adding Mae to my holiday viewing list. . .
replies 208Dec 9, 2017 11:33 AM +00:00

At least Mae was witty. Madonna has absolutely no sense of humor about herself or anything else. She’s completely anal retentive.

--Anonymous
replies 209Dec 9, 2017 11:43 AM +00:00

^Not approving of what she has done to her face. Just got carried away with the Mae comparison.

--r208
replies 210Dec 9, 2017 11:46 AM +00:00

Mae was genuinely sexy, witty and irreverent--Vadge is too control-freakish to ever have a genuine emotion.

--Anonymous
replies 211Dec 9, 2017 11:55 AM +00:00
Maybe she's become an emotional overeater because she is so lonely in Portugal.

Does Rocco still live with his dad in the UK?

--Anonymous
replies 212Dec 9, 2017 12:04 PM +00:00

In the "Kelly and Ryan" interview Madonna states the she is a "fat soccer mom." So clearly she is aware of the extra poundage and has the ability to be self-deprecating. Those of you who claim she has no sense of humor about herself haven't been paying attention. She frequently sends herself up in interviews and on the concert stage.

--Anonymous
replies 213Dec 9, 2017 12:48 PM +00:00

I actually thought it was a good interview. She was down to earth and unpretentious for a change.

--Anonymous
replies 214Dec 9, 2017 1:08 PM +00:00

Madonna probably wishes she could go back to 2003:

Hot husband

American Life

VMAs

Fake English Accent

GAP ads

Gap In-Store Playlists from 1992-2005.
gapinstoreplaylists.blogspot.com
--Anonymous
replies 215Dec 9, 2017 1:24 PM +00:00

I remember Madonna saying a long time ago that when she got old she wanted to be like Marlene Dietrich so I bet she's got a big old staple on top of her head.

--Anonymous
replies 216Dec 9, 2017 1:34 PM +00:00

Jumped the shark so long ago, the shark is now jumping her.

--Jaws
replies 217Dec 9, 2017 1:38 PM +00:00

Now who has the Gap ads? Madonna's a cunt.

--Anonymous
replies 218Dec 9, 2017 2:36 PM +00:00

Neither Cher nor Madonna made my "Meet Me In The '90s" playlist on Gap's official Spotify channel...

Nor did Janet or Mariah.

Stevie made it, though!

We're bringing back some of our stores' soundtrack from the '90s to create this playlist of favorites from the decade, curated by longtime Gap employee Mike Bise.
Spotify
--Anonymous
replies 219Dec 9, 2017 3:05 PM +00:00

She got old. She's never been a great beauty. She is a chameleon. I remember seeing her in the mid-'80's and she was newly famous. She was fat and short. She still had presence. I love her!

--Anonymous
replies 220Dec 9, 2017 3:46 PM +00:00

This Portly Pepperpot, is pooped!

zzz

--sleepnumber bed
replies 221Dec 9, 2017 5:32 PM +00:00

You can say what you want about Madge, but she's always had beautiful breasts. The rest (including face) looks horrible though, with or without fat.... Sad!

--Anonymous
replies 222Dec 10, 2017 12:28 AM +00:00
She set the standard for pop stars in her wake
thumbs.gfycat.com
--Anonymous
replies 223Dec 10, 2017 2:51 AM +00:00

....

Part 1 of a nice collection of music video comparisons between Janet Jackson and others who are inspired by the POP queen.... Enjoy. This is all in good fun ...
YouTube
--Anonymous
replies 224Dec 10, 2017 2:52 AM +00:00

....

--Anonymous
replies 225Dec 10, 2017 2:52 AM +00:00

....

--Anonymous
replies 226Dec 10, 2017 2:53 AM +00:00

....

https://www.youtube.com/JanetJacksonLEGACY The Empress Of Pop and the greatest female entertainer of all time... Janet Jackson. Concept: This video was partl...
YouTube
--Anonymous
replies 227Dec 10, 2017 2:54 AM +00:00

....

Beyonce BEYONCE beyonce #beyonce #BEYONCE
YouTube
--Anonymous
replies 228Dec 10, 2017 2:54 AM +00:00

....

--Anonymous
replies 229Dec 10, 2017 2:55 AM +00:00

Are you kidding? I can’t stand her personality, but I think she looks much better here than usual. Sixty year-old people who are overly muscular and emaciated at the same time look more decrepit than fit. I hope she keeps a little weight on.

--Anonymous
replies 230Dec 10, 2017 2:56 AM +00:00
I've never seen anyone who could move like Madonna. She just makes you WANT to dance.

😂 REALLY? You haven’t been looking too hard then...

Queen of Pop: Janet Jackson's best dance moves Best female dancer...nuff said Archives Queen of Pop: Janet Jackson's best dance moves scream michael jackson ...
YouTube
--RHYTHMLESSdonna
replies 231Dec 10, 2017 2:57 AM +00:00

I always thought she was most beautiful during the Ray of Light era.

She had this innocent, ethereal look going on and it suited her to a tee. Was it because she had just given birth?

todayinmadonnahistory.files.wordpress.com
--Anonymous
replies 232Dec 10, 2017 3:15 AM +00:00

Another...

i.pinimg.com
--Anonymous
replies 233Dec 10, 2017 3:15 AM +00:00

Even with the darker hair, she still seemed to be glowing.

There is a look of content on her face. Happiness.

todayinmadonnahistory.files.wordpress.com
--Anonymous
replies 234Dec 10, 2017 3:18 AM +00:00

R232 I thought she looked a little sea-witchy then...it was a natural-but-styled look and I really liked it.

I also thought she was beautiful with the pictured haircut. It made her look actually gorgeous.

2.bp.blogspot.com
--Anonymous
replies 235Dec 10, 2017 3:20 AM +00:00

Re R233 / R234 She was pretty in that style, but it’s also the way she was photographed and the way she behaved publicly during that era. She seemed to have left her snarky/bratty/immature persona behind and was claiming to have found spiritual grounding in motherhood and studying mystical practices, and all the visuals of that time were lit and posed in iconically spiritually referential ways. Unfortunately, it was just a phase and possibly an act.

--Anonymous
replies 236Dec 10, 2017 3:23 AM +00:00

This looks like Ray of Light era. She was painted by Kevyn Aucoin, who really did have a special talent, and notice how her skyward gaze, lot from above as if she is looking at something angelic or some kind of glory, and the wind and the firmament all conjure a mystical image. That was all part of the packaging then.

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--Anonymous
replies 237Dec 10, 2017 3:28 AM +00:00

Ather best, she resembles Kate Winslet, who has strong features and who I think is among the most beautiful women alive.

i1.wp.com
--Anonymous
replies 238Dec 10, 2017 3:31 AM +00:00

Another good look on her.

akns-images.eonline.com
--Anonymous
replies 239Dec 10, 2017 3:52 AM +00:00

Her best look was from the 95 VMA's where Courtney Love threw the compact at her.

--Anonymous
replies 240Dec 10, 2017 5:32 AM +00:00
She was painted by Kevyn Aucoin

He painted me first...

i.pinimg.com
--JJ
replies 241Dec 10, 2017 5:39 AM +00:00

I'm taking notes

Offsite Link
--but not worried
replies 242Dec 10, 2017 5:42 AM +00:00

Madonna drinks WAY too much coffee. If she quit, she would not have the pain or weight issues.

She is a weird Quebecois/Italian hybrid, so it's hard to predict what one's body will react too because most Americans are literally the first of their kind and almost entirely unique in biochemical makeup (all the different mixes of nationalities, unlike Africans/Euros/Asians who all marry from a much more limited gene pool). She probably sees her dad guzzle coffee with no problem, but because he's purely Italian she can't base her biochemical reactions on his.

--Anonymous
replies 243Dec 10, 2017 5:56 AM +00:00

It’s amazing how much shorter this thread became after I blocked Janet Jackson’s stalker.

--Anonymous
replies 244Dec 10, 2017 5:56 AM +00:00

^^A) You tried it

B) Since less than 20% of these 245 posts are mine, you’re a liar.

--Anonymous
replies 245Dec 10, 2017 6:00 AM +00:00

Ha, Jabba is PRESSED... and insane if it thinks nobody knows its the majority of these posts.

Girl is OBSESSED!

--Anonymous
replies 246Dec 10, 2017 9:05 AM +00:00

Jabba is a pathetic, lonely creature.

--Anonymous
replies 247Dec 10, 2017 9:53 AM +00:00
Madonna drinks WAY too much coffee. If she quit, she would not have the pain or weight issues.

Huh? Coffee is one of the best things you can consume. The antioxidants make it hugely protective against cancer, diabetes and heart disease, and it's been shown to boost your metabolism.

Research has disproved most of the beliefs about coffee being bad for your health. In fact, data suggest that coffee may offer some health benefits.
Harvard Health Blog
--Anonymous
replies 248Dec 10, 2017 11:05 AM +00:00

Can't she please look like this...forever?

i1.wp.com
--Anonymous
replies 249Dec 12, 2017 4:42 AM +00:00

I prefer her Suzanne Pleshette-esque phase.

i.huffpost.com
--Anonymous
replies 250Dec 12, 2017 4:47 AM +00:00

YOU GUYS DONT KNOW A REPTILIAN WHEN YOU SEE IT^

--LOVE HER THOUGH
replies 251Dec 12, 2017 4:52 AM +00:00

I think Vadge can drink the coffee, just not ear a donut with each cup.

--Anonymous
replies 252Dec 12, 2017 5:00 AM +00:00

If she could turn back time.

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--Anonymous
replies 253Dec 12, 2017 5:04 AM +00:00

"Please don't hate me because I'm beautiful."

s-i.huffpost.com
--M
replies 254Dec 12, 2017 8:59 AM +00:00

She’s always been second rate at EVERYTHING. Her body finally caught up.

--Anonymous
replies 255Dec 12, 2017 9:27 AM +00:00

Don't cry for me, Datalounge. Your slings and arrows can't penetrate my thick moisturized skin.

todayinmadonnahistory.files.wordpress.com
--Madita
replies 256Dec 12, 2017 9:38 AM +00:00

I’ve never seen anyone more basic.

--Anonymous
replies 257Dec 12, 2017 10:02 AM +00:00

Janbot, if that's the "real" Janbot, I love you/him. I've been coming here at least five years now, and Janbot lit this place up way back when. Are the arguments insane? Yes! But JanBot always dished it right back and never stopped smiling. I find his stalkers to be completely UN-entertaining, which is the sin of all sins on DL.

Yes, Madge was in post-marital/post-birthing bliss, hence "the glow." Yes, she's looking her age. So fucking what you cunts? Age is coming for ye' too!

--Sisters of Perpetual Whaaaaaaa?
replies 258Dec 12, 2017 11:36 AM +00:00

I'm more like the hot Darren who replaced the neurotic Darren on Bewitched.

--Janbot 2.0
replies 259Dec 12, 2017 11:43 AM +00:00

For the lovely R258...

media.giphy.com
--Janbot
replies 260Dec 12, 2017 1:22 PM +00:00

r248 coffee can cause hormone imbalance and when your hormones are off you tend to have weight issues.

--Anonymous
replies 261Dec 12, 2017 3:23 PM +00:00

Awwwwww, love you too, JB

--R258
replies 262Dec 12, 2017 5:37 PM +00:00

Don't steal my thunder, bitch.

--Janbot 2.0
replies 263Dec 12, 2017 7:42 PM +00:00

It talks to itself.

--Anonymous
replies 264Dec 12, 2017 7:42 PM +00:00

Bring yo' A-game. Not yo' laundry.

--Anonymous
replies 265Dec 12, 2017 7:44 PM +00:00