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Will Tom Cruise Ever Beard Up Again?

Maybe he's too tainted now.

--Anonymous
replies 25Dec 7, 2017 10:16 AM +00:00

Maybe he should come out. Tomorrow.

--Aileen Quinn
replies 1Dec 7, 2017 10:27 AM +00:00

He's been tainted for a decade...... at least.

--Brooke Shields
replies 2Dec 7, 2017 10:30 AM +00:00

You said “taint. Tehe.

--Anonymous
replies 3Dec 7, 2017 10:30 AM +00:00

No

--Anonymous
replies 4Jan 13, 2018 1:00 PM +00:00

what about his taint?

--Anonymous
replies 5Jan 13, 2018 1:08 PM +00:00

She'll only marry if Scientology gives her someone totally lobotomized this time.

--Anonymous
replies 6Jan 13, 2018 1:08 PM +00:00

Tammy will never admit he's gay and yes he will take another beard. She'll be of the Deborah Lee Furness kind. Old, haggy, shrewd and in it for the long haul. She won't be as old though.

--Anonymous
replies 7Jan 13, 2018 1:09 PM +00:00

He has been keeping a very low profile recently. I think he and the church have figured out that people were not fooled by TomKat and the weird way he acquired his girlfriends. The church has actually gone really quiet too. You never hear any gossip anymore. For a few years, they had really ramped up the TomKat/Will&Jada/David&Posh "power couple "friendships" as some kind of recruitment drive. Now, you never see Tom or Will together since it was a PR thing.

--Anonymous
replies 8Jan 13, 2018 1:13 PM +00:00

In a few years, he won't care about sex, and he'll be neutered in the closet for good.

--Anonymous
replies 9Jan 13, 2018 1:19 PM +00:00

Oh, and the bad press surrounding his not ever seeing Suri. Wasn't he supposedly selling off his CA properties and moving to Clearwater, FL?

--Anonymous
replies 10Jan 13, 2018 1:22 PM +00:00

He'll come out alright! As too much man for one woman!!!

--Anonymous
replies 11Jan 13, 2018 1:23 PM +00:00

I guess he's waiting for the stench of desperation to dissipate to a more tolerable level.

--Anonymous
replies 12Jan 13, 2018 1:29 PM +00:00

Oh, I think he won't risk another showmance with a celebrity, but he'll marry again.

My money would be on some Sea Org slavey from a Scientology family, someone who's young and pretty and obedient whom he can completely control. He'll spin it as a Cinderella story, with some girl being rescued from a secretarial pool or something to live the life of a Hollywood princess, but the reality will be that she's still spending her days taking orders from the Scientology higher-ups all day and all night.

--Anonymous
replies 13Jan 13, 2018 1:43 PM +00:00

Olivia Munn's available.

--Anonymous
replies 14Jan 13, 2018 2:25 PM +00:00

I'm sure Tom's many, many ex's have put the word out that Tom is a nightmare husband.

It's going to take someone basically mentally unhinged to take on being wife # 4.

--Anonymous
replies 15Jan 13, 2018 2:28 PM +00:00

I imagine the $cienos might produce another Stepford Wife for him if he’s still in their good graces.

--Anomynous
replies 16Jan 13, 2018 2:34 PM +00:00

they could've gone for laura prepon. full time sciento and possibly closet lez. perfect match.

--Anonymous
replies 17Jan 13, 2018 2:37 PM +00:00

I've heard he's finally found a boyfriend, he's someone who's involved with the clams but is completely closeted and so low key he's practically invisible.

--Anonymous
replies 18Jan 13, 2018 2:39 PM +00:00
I imagine the $cienos might produce another Stepford Wife for him if he’s still in their good graces.

Oh, he is. He makes lots of money for them.

--Anonymous
replies 19Jan 13, 2018 4:05 PM +00:00
Olivia Munn's available.

She's reportedly in a "relationship" with Chris Pratt. Maybe Taylor Swift is available.

--Anonymous
replies 20Jan 13, 2018 8:27 PM +00:00

I am surprised he isn’t bearding with Erica Christianson or whatever her name. She needs a career boost and is well entrenched in Scientology.

--Anonymous
replies 21Jan 13, 2018 9:26 PM +00:00

No way is Swift giving up any of her secrets or cash to the Scientos. Plus, she has zero need for him to boost her celebrity.

--Anonymous
replies 22Jan 13, 2018 10:02 PM +00:00
Oh, and the bad press surrounding his not ever seeing Suri. Wasn't he supposedly selling off his CA properties and moving to Clearwater, FL?

When he's in Britain, he stays at the huge Scibot estate outside London. I've seen it, and It's creepy AF.

--Anonymous
replies 23Jan 13, 2018 10:07 PM +00:00

If by tainted you mean old, then yes.

Honestly once a man turns 40, no one really cares, and by the time he's 50, no one gives a fuck, damn, shit or ass about him.

--Anonymous
replies 24Jan 13, 2018 11:11 PM +00:00

Are you sure it wasn't Linda Hunt?

--Anonymous
replies 25Jan 13, 2018 11:18 PM +00:00