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I'm attracted to young straight men.

University aged handsome bros are SO hot. Gay men are cute and all but I want straight bros.

--Anonymous
replies 21Dec 7, 2017 2:36 AM +00:00

Unrequited lust. So sad. So pointless.

--Anonymous
replies 1Dec 7, 2017 2:39 AM +00:00

Translation: I seek the validation of the superior straight alpha male.

--Anonymous
replies 2Dec 7, 2017 2:40 AM +00:00

Get over it!

--Anonymous
replies 3Dec 7, 2017 2:41 AM +00:00

Way to set yourself up for failure

--Anonymous
replies 4Dec 7, 2017 2:42 AM +00:00

University aged handsome bros?

--Anonymous
replies 5Dec 7, 2017 2:43 AM +00:00

You’re going to have a sad and lonely life, OP. Especially as you get older.

--Anonymous
replies 6Dec 7, 2017 3:22 AM +00:00

Mr Spacey, I think the whole world is aware of your attractions right now, so no need to broadcast here on DL

--But, we've made a note of it anyway
replies 7Dec 7, 2017 3:30 AM +00:00

OP, you can look all you want. Just dont touch.

--Elder that has been there
replies 8Dec 7, 2017 3:34 AM +00:00

The brilliant actor Javier Bardem once said that all gay men are essentially tragic because they all ultimately want straight men who they can never have. Gay men settle for other gay men as a consolation for not getting the prime straight men they really want. Sad but true.

--Anonymous
replies 9Dec 7, 2017 3:38 AM +00:00

You're such a pioneer and trailblazer, OP. But enlighten us, how do you plan on getting those 'hot bros' to notice your elderly, caftan-wearing ass?

--Anonymous
replies 10Dec 7, 2017 3:42 AM +00:00

If he said that, R9, he's misinformed.

--Anonymous
replies 11Dec 7, 2017 3:47 AM +00:00

R9, did he go on to say that all straight men (except him) are also tragic because they all want Penelope Cruz but can't have her and have to settle?

--Anonymous
replies 12Dec 7, 2017 3:49 AM +00:00

OP, you can get them in high school and college when they are horny and will screw anything. After that, time to move on.

--Anonymous
replies 13Dec 7, 2017 5:54 AM +00:00

Here's a young, straight sexy man for you. Enjoy.

www.nakedstr8men.com
--Anonymous
replies 14Dec 7, 2017 5:59 AM +00:00

He's waiting for you.

www.queerpopculture.com
--Anonymous
replies 15Dec 7, 2017 6:07 AM +00:00

Is it really worth worrying about at your time of life, OP?

--Anonymous
replies 16Dec 7, 2017 6:09 AM +00:00

I'm 28, guys.

--OP
replies 17Dec 7, 2017 1:35 PM +00:00

r17 No one believes that. You type like a queeny eldergay.

Why do sex conversations invariably veer to the creepy here so often so fast?

--Anonymous
replies 18Dec 7, 2017 1:41 PM +00:00
The brilliant actor Javier Bardem once said that all gay men are essentially tragic because they all ultimately want straight men who they can never have. Gay men settle for other gay men as a consolation for not getting the prime straight men they really want. Sad but true.

Might be true for you.

But it's NOT true.

Masses of gay couples out there, perfectly happy with each other.

--Anonymous
replies 19Dec 7, 2017 1:52 PM +00:00

What does Javier Bardem even know about gay men? That ugly bitch with asymmetric nose is straight.

--Anonymous
replies 20Dec 7, 2017 1:54 PM +00:00

Nice nostrils, Javier. When is the one on the left going to get as big as the one on the right?

upload.wikimedia.org
--Anonymous
replies 21Dec 7, 2017 1:56 PM +00:00