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Gog of Magog: The Rise of Antichrist

Donald Trump is the precursor to the rise of the Beast. He is the herald and servant of the Antichrist. This is why he is recognizing Jerusalem: he is hoping to bring about the Final Great War, which will usher in the rise of the Antichrist and the subjugation of the world by the forces of Evil. With one stroke--the recognition of Israel's capital--he is on the brink of accomplishing this.

This all fits perfectly into the planned time table of the so-called "Holocene Extinction," i.e., the Apocalypse.

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--Anonymous
replies 146Dec 6, 2017 10:31 PM +00:00

Calm down, dearie.

--Anonymous
replies 1Dec 6, 2017 10:37 PM +00:00

The First Beast.

1 Then I saw a beast come out of the sea with ten horns and seven heads; on its horns were ten diadems, and on its heads blasphemous name[s]. 2 The beast I saw was like a leopard, but it had feet like a bear’s, and its mouth was like the mouth of a lion. To it the dragon gave its own power and throne, along with great authority. 3 I saw that one of its heads seemed to have been mortally wounded, but this mortal wound was healed. Fascinated, the whole world followed after the beast. 4 They worshiped the dragon because it gave its authority to the beast; they also worshiped the beast* and said, “Who can compare with the beast or who can fight against it?”

5 The beast was given a mouth uttering proud boasts and blasphemies, and it was given authority to act for forty-two months. 6 It opened its mouth to utter blasphemies against God, blaspheming his name and his dwelling and those who dwell in heaven. 7 It was also allowed to wage war against the holy ones and conquer them, and it was granted authority over every tribe, people, tongue, and nation. 8 All the inhabitants of the earth will worship it, all whose names were not written from the foundation of the world in the book of life, which belongs to the Lamb who was slain.

9 Whoever has ears ought to hear these words.

10 Anyone destined for captivity goes into captivity.

Anyone destined to be slain by the sword shall be slain by the sword.

--Revelation 13
replies 2Dec 6, 2017 10:39 PM +00:00

He's a retarded narcissistic rich-boy grifter, a fat man who likes to golf and lie. That's about it.

--Anonymous
replies 3Dec 6, 2017 10:39 PM +00:00

The Second Beast.1

11Then I saw another beast come up out of the earth; it had two horns like a lamb’s but spoke like a dragon. 12 It wielded all the authority of the first beast in its sight and made the earth and its inhabitants worship the first beast, whose mortal wound had been healed. 13 It performed great signs, even making fire come down from heaven to earth in the sight of everyone. 14 It deceived the inhabitants of the earth with the signs it was allowed to perform in the sight of the first beast, telling them to make an image for the beast who had been wounded by the sword and revived. 15 It was then permitted to breathe life into the beast’s image, so that the beast’s image could speak and [could] have anyone who did not worship it put to death. 16 It forced all the people, small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to be given a stamped image on their right hands or their foreheads, 17 so that no one could buy or sell except one who had the stamped image of the beast’s name or the number that stood for its name.

18 Wisdom is needed here; one who understands can calculate the number of the beast, for it is a number that stands for a person. His number is six hundred and sixty-six.

--Revelation 13
replies 4Dec 6, 2017 10:47 PM +00:00

Thanks for clearing that up.

--Anonymous
replies 5Dec 6, 2017 10:52 PM +00:00

If I'm reading this correctly, Trump is the "first beast" who will "reign" for 42 months, that is 3.5 years. He will be mortally wounded ("wounded by the sword and revived"), meaning that he'll be killed but will be bought back to life. After that, the Antichrist (the "second beast") will make his appearance. Do I have this right?

If any of this is true, the next few years will be extremely interesting. And if so, this will be the understatement of the millennium.

--Anonymous
replies 6Dec 6, 2017 10:59 PM +00:00

* brought, not bought

--Anonymous
replies 7Dec 6, 2017 11:00 PM +00:00

33!!

--The 33 Troll (not referred in the Book of Revelations)
replies 8Dec 6, 2017 11:00 PM +00:00

I bet you're a laugh-riot at a party, OP :)

--Anonymous
replies 9Dec 6, 2017 11:06 PM +00:00

What California looks like today is what the WORLD will look like in a few short years.

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--Anonymous
replies 10Dec 6, 2017 11:10 PM +00:00

If he's that powerful and predestined, what do you expect to happen by posting on DL? Do you have a plan to do something about it, OP? Do you expect us all now to take up arms and try to kill him? Or is this just a way to make you feel important as if you have some great knowledge of the future?

--Putin
replies 11Dec 6, 2017 11:43 PM +00:00

What could Trump POSSIBLY do that all would follow him? Try again.

--Anonymous
replies 12Dec 6, 2017 11:50 PM +00:00

The Antichrist is supposed to be handsome, charismatic, and beloved by all the world over.

Trump is none of those things.

--Anonymous
replies 13Dec 7, 2017 12:03 AM +00:00

R12 Maybe he has to come back to life like the other poster said.

I just have one question. Will I be able to choose where the stamp goes? I'd rather have it on my hand.

--Anonymous
replies 14Dec 7, 2017 12:04 AM +00:00

OP, do you also think that Kennedy was the beast with the mortal head wound?

--Anonymous
replies 15Dec 7, 2017 12:06 AM +00:00

If Trump I'd resurrected from the dead, you'd better his fan base would grow exponentially.

And OP isn't saying he's the Anrichrist. He's saying he's the first beast. Kinda like a John the Baptist, only evil.

--Anonymous
replies 16Dec 7, 2017 12:08 AM +00:00

Rereading that passage I'm confused. It says, "It forced all people" and then "so no one could. . . except one who had the stamped image." So does it force you to get it or NOT???

--R14
replies 17Dec 7, 2017 12:09 AM +00:00

*is.

--Anonymous
replies 18Dec 7, 2017 12:09 AM +00:00

In other words, no one will be able to buy, sell, trade, etc, unless he or she has the "stamped image."

--Anonymous
replies 19Dec 7, 2017 12:15 AM +00:00

Trump is a great jokester. The world is his sandbox. And in that sense, he is an antichrist.

--Anonymous
replies 20Dec 7, 2017 12:15 AM +00:00

Another whacky post from the Anti-Christ troll?

--Anonymous
replies 21Dec 7, 2017 12:30 AM +00:00

Aw, someone stepped on R21's barbed tail LOL

--Anonymous
replies 22Dec 7, 2017 12:37 AM +00:00

Clearly talking about a vision of an extraterrestrial invasion.

The first beast is a space ship, which probably has screens and loudspeakers, hence the personified description.

The second beast is the captain of that space ship, or similar, but a "person", probably from a lizard race without emotions / empathy but highly intelligent (what you could call psychopath / devilish / satanic), with a plan to enslave humanity economically (hence the reference to buying and selling... Its quite a "modern" beast which is why i think it's a "technologically advanced "civilized" alien race/society/group.. it will impose a system which uses money, and the forced labour prostitution of humans for money.

Don't let them fool ya!

--Anonymous
replies 23Dec 7, 2017 3:02 AM +00:00

There must be some supernatural entity behind Trump. There's no way he'd be getting away with even half the shit he's pulled so far.

--Anonymous
replies 24Dec 7, 2017 7:41 AM +00:00

The religious nuttery on DL is something else lately.

--Anonymous
replies 25Dec 7, 2017 7:53 AM +00:00

I don't believe in the Antichrist, but I do believe that if it existed its most fervent followers and defenders would be evangelical Christians. Guaranteed.

--Anonymous
replies 26Dec 7, 2017 8:46 AM +00:00

Evangelical Christians are a doomsday cult.

--Anonymous
replies 27Dec 7, 2017 8:51 AM +00:00

Great, so now DL has religious conspiracy nuts too?

--Anonymous
replies 28Dec 7, 2017 8:53 AM +00:00

Trump gets murdered in the summer if 2019?

Okay, but why wait? Take him now, God!

--Anonymous
replies 29Dec 7, 2017 8:58 AM +00:00

OP, what is wrong with you?

--Anonymous
replies 30Dec 7, 2017 9:01 AM +00:00

r24, human beings usually revert to "supernatural" explanations when their own failings can't be recognized. Trump is where he is because there are people who want him there and the people who don't don't do anything about it.

Stop blaming the supernatural.

--Anonymous
replies 31Dec 7, 2017 9:04 AM +00:00

Whether or not Trump is the "Anti-Christ" or the "First Beast" is not important. The evangelical Republicans have his ear and they are making US foreign policy based on biblical prophecy. Trump doesn't give a shit what they want as long as he looks good to his base.

--Anonymous
replies 32Dec 7, 2017 10:32 AM +00:00

Will I have unlimited wanton bareback sex in hell?

--Anonymous
replies 33Dec 7, 2017 10:59 AM +00:00

According to the major Christian religions, Anti-Christ will be a beloved figure by nearly everyone, and will not see through his charade. On that point alone, Trump cannot be the Anti-Christ.

--Bugenhagen
replies 34Dec 7, 2017 11:12 AM +00:00

I love science fiction.

--Anonymous
replies 35Dec 7, 2017 11:13 AM +00:00

The Mark of the Beast will be an orange wig that everyone has to wear in order to buy and sell.

--Hal Lindsey
replies 36Dec 7, 2017 11:15 AM +00:00

I'll miss birds, especially crows, and I'll miss gardening. I have a dozen nascent guava plants that I started from the seeds of a guava I ate a year ago.

--Anonymous
replies 37Dec 7, 2017 11:34 AM +00:00
If I'm reading this correctly, Trump is the "first beast" who will "reign" for 42 months, that is 3.5 years. He will be mortally wounded ("wounded by the sword and revived"), meaning that he'll be killed but will be bought back to life. After that, the Antichrist (the "second beast") will make his appearance. Do I have this right?

R6 is correct. I will rise at the crack of Don.

--Beast #2 (aka @TheRealAntichrist)
replies 38Dec 7, 2017 11:41 AM +00:00

"Trump gets murdered in the summer if 2019? "

Nope. Three and a half years = summer of 2020.

--Anonymous
replies 39Dec 7, 2017 11:44 AM +00:00

The Anti-Christ is going to lose though -- it's right there in the text. (SPOILER ALERT!)

So, why does he even bother, FFS? I assume he can read. Why not just go to the spa or the gym for some me time?

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--Anonymous
replies 40Dec 7, 2017 11:45 AM +00:00

Well, "mortal head wound" could be a stroke. That's much more likely.

--Anonymous
replies 41Dec 7, 2017 11:45 AM +00:00

The thing about the Ant-Christ is that

--Anonymous
replies 42Dec 7, 2017 12:50 PM +00:00

Will there still be anal sex?

--Anonymous
replies 43Dec 7, 2017 12:54 PM +00:00

That's always been a major plot hole in the Bible. If you know you're going to lose in the end and Christ will be victorious why even bother starting a war? Wouldn't a smart anti-Christ be happy with just fucking up the world, just enough?

--Anonymous
replies 44Dec 7, 2017 1:18 PM +00:00

Not if what compels him to act has anything to say about it, R44.

--Darkness, which believes it has power
replies 45Dec 7, 2017 1:23 PM +00:00

R13 apparently it's Macron

--Anonymous
replies 46Dec 7, 2017 1:27 PM +00:00

I never believed in all that RevelationAntiChrist nonsense. But since Trump, I'm seriously beginning to consider the possibility.

--Tr--p is evil incarnate.
replies 47Dec 7, 2017 1:35 PM +00:00

OP: ITA! Something is supernaturally evil with Trump... Guaranteed - Naysayers won't have shit to say when all the Revelations scriptures continue to unfold... BTW - Trump is not the Antichrist. He is the false prophet. Pence or Putin (or Ryan) is the Antichrist. Trump is too ugly and dumb.

--Anonymous
replies 48Dec 7, 2017 1:44 PM +00:00

R24 The devil takes care of his own.

--Anonymous
replies 49Dec 7, 2017 1:50 PM +00:00

Stop with the orange tan already — the power of Christ compels you!

--Anonymous
replies 50Dec 7, 2017 1:57 PM +00:00
There must be some supernatural entity behind Trump.

It's the devil. Have you noticed that Trump is destroying everything that America stands for? Every day he's doing something destructive to this country.

I didn't believe it until the weird signs like the Solar Eclipse across the US, the blood moons and now recognizing Jerusalem as the capital of Israel. The beast will supposedly walk in Jerusalem and declare himself a savior. I can see Trump doing this, he only exalts himself.

--Anonymous
replies 51Dec 7, 2017 2:00 PM +00:00

The home ran out of OP’s meds. But they’re on order so he/she will soon be back to slobbering into their caftan.

--Anon
replies 52Dec 7, 2017 2:13 PM +00:00

trump will be the LAST president. he knows his end is near and he's the kinda weirdo that will be spiteful enough to take a majority of us with him. the events of the sky on september 23, 2017 and all the volcanoes and fires and sea storms is all prophecy being fulfilled.

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--Anonymous
replies 53Dec 7, 2017 2:35 PM +00:00

take those selfies you lovers of self! ever notice all the goat imagery too? hedonist society worshipping the big titted baphomet devil goat?

2 Timothy 3 But mark this: There will be terrible times in the last days. People will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, proud, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, without love, unforgiving, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not lovers of the good, treacherous, rash, conceited, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God— having a form of godliness but denying its power. Have nothing to do with such people.

--Anonymous
replies 54Dec 7, 2017 2:39 PM +00:00

Wait, then who is the dragon?

--Anonymous
replies 55Dec 7, 2017 2:42 PM +00:00

Baba Vanga said that Obama would be the last president. I think history will agree with her.

--Anonymous
replies 56Dec 7, 2017 2:43 PM +00:00

r14 it will be a computer chip embedded in your body. the bible says the mark of the beast will allow you to buy and sell, if you don't have it no one will sell you anything and you cannot buy without out. if you refuse you starve. you must refuse the mark of the beast.

Revelation 13:

17 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

--Anonymous
replies 57Dec 7, 2017 2:44 PM +00:00

Republicans were wrong, so far, in thinking that the supporting evidence showed that Obama was the Antichrist, and now the Democrats want to get in on it and accuse Trump of the same.

--Anonymous
replies 58Dec 7, 2017 2:44 PM +00:00

I read it was Kushner

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--Anonymous
replies 59Dec 7, 2017 2:48 PM +00:00

If Trump is the first beast, does that make Mike Pence the antichrist?

--Anonymous
replies 60Dec 7, 2017 2:50 PM +00:00

It's weird how Jared Kushner is linked to 666. This is the property he bought and is willing to sell the country for.

Trump friend Steve Roth says the “grand scheme has gone away,” putting project in doubt.
Washington Post
--Anonymous
replies 61Dec 7, 2017 2:53 PM +00:00

they said the antichrist will be a prince. using jewish gematria and any variations of prince harry's many many names they all = 666

Prince-Harry has over 200 combinations of his name that equal or reference the Number 666 using 14 different forms of Gematria: Excel-Spreadsheet with Built-...
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--Anonymous
replies 62Dec 7, 2017 2:54 PM +00:00

Sixty-one comments about Trump being the Anti-Christ has DL really sank this low.. Old Trump has taken up residence in your heads. Kick him out.

--Anonymous
replies 63Dec 7, 2017 2:55 PM +00:00

r40 the antichrist may lose but he'll be taking shitloads of souls with him.

--Anonymous
replies 64Dec 7, 2017 2:56 PM +00:00
Well, "mortal head wound" could be a stroke. That's much more likely.

The prophecy says that he will die by the "sword" (i.e., he'll be killed). However, he will be brought back to life by the Antichrist.

The Anti-Christ is going to lose though -- it's right there in the text. So, why does he even bother, FFS?

The Antichrist is doing the bidding of the Devil. The Devil knows he will lose the final battle with God, but the Devil wants to take as many of us with him.

Wait, then who is the dragon?

The dragon is Satan himself. The first beast (the False Prophet), the second beast (the Antichrist), and the dragon (the Devil, or Satan) together form a profanation of the Holy Trinity.

--Anonymous
replies 65Dec 7, 2017 2:57 PM +00:00

But it will look like 999 when he and all the Trumps are hanging upside down.

--Claretta
replies 66Dec 7, 2017 2:58 PM +00:00

The Bible is complete B.S.

--Anonymous
replies 67Dec 7, 2017 3:17 PM +00:00
R14: I just have one question. Will I be able to choose where the stamp goes? I'd rather have it on my hand.

You get it on your hand unless your hand is missing. Then it goes on your head.

The stamp is a UV tattoo, so it’s not visible, for your convenience.

--Anonymous
replies 68Dec 7, 2017 4:16 PM +00:00
There must be some supernatural entity behind Trump. There's no way he'd be getting away with even half the shit he's pulled so far.

Have faith! His polls are in the high 20s now.

--Anonymous
replies 69Dec 7, 2017 4:18 PM +00:00

I hate to say I told you, but....

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--Hal
replies 70Dec 7, 2017 4:25 PM +00:00

As an eldergay, I’ve seen various versions of these predictions applied to Reagan, Bush, Sr., Obama, and now Trump. The predictions are too vague, so they fit a lot of people!

The predictions do seem to fit Trump more than others, though, mostly because he is the embodiment of the 7 deadly sins and yet people voted for him, especially the religious voted for him, dispute his repulsiveness. 200 years ago, he would have been executed for being disgusting. Yes, they did that.

--Anonymous
replies 71Dec 7, 2017 4:33 PM +00:00

I read “The Late Great Planet Earth”. I thought I could give up after year 2000.

I heard a radio show about the Kali Yuga cycles about 1970. I also thought I’d be able to relax, from that biz, after 2000.

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--Anonymous
replies 72Dec 7, 2017 4:37 PM +00:00

Rome will lose the Faith and become the Seat of the Antichrist

-Our Lady of LaSallette, 1844

--Anonymous
replies 73Dec 7, 2017 4:38 PM +00:00

If you hurry OP you can drop your Rx off at the Duane Reed before they close. Tell them it is an emergency & need it ready by 9am.

--Anonymous
replies 74Dec 7, 2017 4:43 PM +00:00

R27 nailed it. Bunch of irrational fucking idiot cult members who are a serious detriment to America.

--Anonymous
replies 75Dec 7, 2017 6:26 PM +00:00

I like the R54 reading from Timothy.

--Anonymous
replies 76Dec 7, 2017 6:37 PM +00:00

Why is everyone acting brand new about the announcement re: Jerusalem being named capital of Israel?

That was one of his main campaign points pandering to the Xtian right. He talked about it constantly.

--Anonymous
replies 77Dec 7, 2017 6:42 PM +00:00

Trump's latest approval rating as of this morning is only 32 percent. I guess a few more deplorables have given up on him. Certainly he is not gaining supporters.

--Anonymous
replies 78Dec 7, 2017 7:08 PM +00:00

R78, just wait until he dies...and comes back to life.

--Anonymous
replies 79Dec 7, 2017 8:03 PM +00:00

Trump is a good tool. He has shown a way to discern genuine Christians from those who merely are a parody of one.

--Anonymous
replies 80Dec 7, 2017 8:40 PM +00:00

Christ never lived so how can there be an antichrist?

--Anonymous
replies 81Dec 7, 2017 8:51 PM +00:00

SO many reasons to hate and fear Trump ...

--and THIS is what you’re worried about?
replies 82Dec 7, 2017 9:18 PM +00:00

I just have to say it's rather lovely to be scrolling through this wackiness and get an ad from some computer-security company: Free E-book: What is Penetration Testing?

--Anonymous
replies 83Dec 7, 2017 9:22 PM +00:00

Are there any bible passages about Gog or Magog choking on a french fry?

On the campaign trail, President Donald Trump's typical McDonald's meal contained nearly a day's worth of calories and sodium, almost double the recommended daily dose of saturated fat and 2½ times the sugar he should eat in a day, according to US Dietary Guidelines.
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--Anonymous
replies 84Dec 8, 2017 12:25 PM +00:00

There will be signs in the sun, the moon, and the stars, and on earth nations will be in dismay, perplexed by the roaring of the sea and the waves.

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--Luke 21:25
replies 85Dec 8, 2017 9:59 PM +00:00

Even if this were true-WHAT THE FUCK are we supposed to do about it? If God knows all, he knows where we are going to end up, so your babbling will not change a single thing. If it "turns" someone to God, it wasn't you, OP-it was always meant to be. Or don't you believe your own mythology?

--Think about it
replies 86Dec 9, 2017 12:11 AM +00:00

Obviously, R86 is not familiar with the concept of free will. WAKE UP!

--Anonymous
replies 87Dec 9, 2017 6:39 AM +00:00

What if Jesus was actually the antichrist all along?

--Anonymous
replies 88Dec 9, 2017 6:46 AM +00:00

Isn't one of the seven heads meant to be a little touched... Not quite right... Maybe that's Barron.

--Anonymous
replies 89Dec 9, 2017 7:11 AM +00:00

Anti-Christ was Nero in the first edition of John's Apocalypse and Domitian in the second one. Christians have been predicting the end of the world since Jesus was baptized by John. It hasn't happened yet. And if and when it comes it will be like a thief in the night, not with signs and warnings.

Fucking Christians can't even get their own shit right.

--Anonymous
replies 90Dec 9, 2017 7:12 AM +00:00

It's Barron. The autism is all an act. Or maybe Ivanka... In the Omen 3, the antichrist was tainted because he fell in love. Maybe if Trudeau fucks Ivanka we can all be saved.

--Anonymous
replies 91Dec 9, 2017 7:15 AM +00:00

Incorrect, R90. Secular "biblical scholars" have been trying for a couple of millennia to retrofit the most evil world leaders to St. John's description in Revelation, particularly the numerical clue of 666. However, they ignore all of the other signs that are supposed to accompany the advent of the antichrist, as spelled out in Revelation 13 and elsewhere. In other words, these events haven't happened yet. But many are in agreement that something is going to happen soon. Even the most astute atheists are starting to sense this. I should know, I was one of them. The truth is impossible to ignore. If you haven't found faith yet, it's not for a lack of the abundance of wonders that all illuminate the magnificent presence of God. But no one will deny that it's your own choice.

--Anonymous
replies 92Dec 9, 2017 7:36 AM +00:00

Serious question, why don't Christian Evangelicals just kill themselves a la Jonestown and leave their children and the rest of us alone? They clearly want to fucking die but the problem is they want to kill everybody else too.

--Maybe translate bible to say suicide is righteous.. Then they'll do it
replies 93Dec 9, 2017 8:04 AM +00:00

^ Did you accidentally fall in the holy water again, sweetie?

--Anonymous
replies 94Dec 9, 2017 8:08 AM +00:00

R93 Because they're convinced this is their planet and all other religious people and nonbelievers are expendable. It's like narcissism on a massive scale. And the fact that they're also convinced they live in the greatest country of all has a lot to do with it as well.

--Anonymous
replies 95Dec 9, 2017 8:12 AM +00:00

"Even the most astute atheists are starting to sense this."

Oh, yeah, sure.

R92, you are full of beans.

--Anonymous
replies 96Dec 9, 2017 8:16 AM +00:00

If God already knows the outcome and you are written in the book, your "free will" argument flies right out the window. It doesn't matter what decision you think you make, the choice has already been made for you, R87. WAKE UP!

--Anonymous
replies 97Dec 9, 2017 8:20 AM +00:00

That's not how free will and predestination work. God knowing the outcome is not God making the outcome happen. If you know the end of a book did you write the book?

--Anonymous
replies 98Dec 9, 2017 8:23 AM +00:00

Well put, R98.

--Anonymous
replies 99Dec 9, 2017 8:26 AM +00:00

So God knows I'm going to hell, but I decide to believe in Jesus all of a sudden does God change his mind?

--Anonymous
replies 100Dec 9, 2017 8:27 AM +00:00

No, God always knew you would change your mind, r100.

--Anonymous
replies 101Dec 9, 2017 8:31 AM +00:00

God knows the state of your soul at any given instant because he sees every instant. Every instant is ever-present before God. He also sees where you yourself will choose to be for eternity. However, there are only two options. But you yourself will choose.

--Anonymous
replies 102Dec 9, 2017 8:32 AM +00:00

Then I TRULY did not make that decision. R98, I know how "Gone With The End" ends, but if I convince, and you believe completely, that Scarlett leaves with Rhett, does that change the actual outcome? No.

--Melanie
replies 103Dec 9, 2017 8:34 AM +00:00

Everyone writes their own book; no one else can do it for them.

--Anonymous
replies 104Dec 9, 2017 8:36 AM +00:00

You misunderstand the analogy. God is the reader in the analogy, not you. You are the writer. You write your own life. Just because God knows how your story goes does not mean he wrote it.

--Anonymous
replies 105Dec 9, 2017 8:37 AM +00:00

I've been thinking about remodeling my kitchen, but this thread is giving me second thoughts.

--Anonymous
replies 106Dec 9, 2017 8:39 AM +00:00

And how many angels can dance on the head of a pin, R104? That was very helpful.

--Anonymous
replies 107Dec 9, 2017 8:39 AM +00:00

I'm getting confused. So does Magog care if I was a good person, or doesn't it matter? It all comes down to whether I believe in the stories about Gog? Do I have to believe in the first beast, second beast, and the dragon?

--Anonymous
replies 108Dec 9, 2017 8:42 AM +00:00

Angels are incorporeal. You've asked a question about the spiritual realm, which is a topic that will remain almost entirely hidden to us until after our own death.

--Anonymous
replies 109Dec 9, 2017 8:43 AM +00:00

R108, you don't have to believe in anything. These events will take place regardless of your belief/disbelief.

Whether or not you're a good person matters ultimately only to God and to you, which is the case with each human being.

--Anonymous
replies 110Dec 9, 2017 8:49 AM +00:00

Wouldnt it be hilarious if the Antichrist and the devil were to fool all those Trump loving holier than thou Evangelical Christian hipocrytes? Id love to see their faces when they realize they are in fact going to hell with Satan instead of Heaven.

--Anonymous
replies 111Dec 9, 2017 9:00 AM +00:00

OP, are you snorting and/or smoking meth? Serious question.

OP, earth will become uninhabitable due to corruption and greed, and we will all perish (“we” , meaning humanity).

“The Beast” is “us”. We will ravage the earth, and each other. via natural disasters due to climate change and decline.

There is no justice or prize at the end. No heaven, no hel, nothing.

--Meth, disordered thinking, & religion all suck, don’t they?
replies 112Dec 9, 2017 9:03 AM +00:00

Trump is a slimy little turd.

--Anonymous
replies 113Dec 9, 2017 9:04 AM +00:00

The most pro-gay groups in the US are Jews, wiccans, Buddhists, atheists and agnostics. They also seem to be less involved with violent terrorism than some religions I could name.

--Anonymous
replies 114Dec 9, 2017 9:14 AM +00:00

R33 is asking the important question!!!

--Beast Mode!
replies 115Dec 9, 2017 9:23 AM +00:00
Will I have unlimited wanton bareback sex in hell?

Yeah, but it'll be with Danny Pintauro, Sean Hayes, and Chris Colfer, the three most annoying gay actors who ever lived.

--Anonymous
replies 116Dec 9, 2017 9:26 AM +00:00

I have heard that Obama is the AC and will reign from Jerusalem .

--Anonymous
replies 117Dec 9, 2017 9:26 AM +00:00

r4, Jarred family lives at 666 Fifth ave

--Anonymous
replies 118Dec 9, 2017 9:27 AM +00:00

I'm surprised that there is such an address. We've had buildings in the area that had that address at one time and they were all changed.

--It's True!
replies 119Dec 9, 2017 9:30 AM +00:00

Nice try. But the Bible says that the Antichrist will have no interest in women. So after having children by three different women, I think that lets him off the hook.

--Anonymous
replies 120Dec 9, 2017 9:55 AM +00:00
Nice try. But the Bible says that the Antichrist will have no interest in women.

So it still could be Seth MacFarlane.

--Jal Ean
replies 121Dec 9, 2017 9:57 AM +00:00

666 is what Jared charges per square foot when selling US Visas to the Chinese.

--$666.00/Sq. Ft.
replies 122Dec 9, 2017 9:57 AM +00:00

It's Mother! Don't tell her that I told you!

--Mike Pence
replies 123Dec 9, 2017 10:00 AM +00:00
Then I saw a beast come out of the sea with ten horns and seven heads

The beast with seven heads is the EU. There are seven monarchies (i.e. crowned heads) in the EU.

I saw that one of its heads seemed to have been mortally wounded, but this mortal wound was healed. Fascinated, the whole world followed after the beast

The mortal wounding is the loss of the UK to Brexit - in other words. one of the EU's crowned heads - the British monarchy - leaves the EU. The healing of the mortal wound is the eventual return of the UK to the EU.

--Anonymous
replies 124Dec 9, 2017 10:01 AM +00:00
Nice try. But the Bible says that the Antichrist will have no interest in women. So it still could be Seth MacFarlane.

I wouldn't look any farther than Vladimir Putin.

--Anonymous
replies 125Dec 9, 2017 10:02 AM +00:00

Jews don't even believe in Jesus but do warn against other false prophets.

en.wikipedia.org
--Anonymous
replies 126Dec 9, 2017 10:02 AM +00:00
I wouldn't look any farther than Vladimir Putin.

My point exactly.

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--Anonymous
replies 127Dec 9, 2017 10:03 AM +00:00

I'm with you r106. My kitchen is tired, sad and in need of an update but I bought a painting at auction that has brought much needed joy to my life. Shallow, moi?

--Living for the moment
replies 128Dec 9, 2017 10:16 AM +00:00

Oooh, r128, I love art and buy whenever affordable. What did u get or who is the artist?

--Anonymous
replies 129Dec 9, 2017 10:29 AM +00:00
Jews don't even believe in Jesus

Many Jews believe Jesus was a real person. They just don't believe he was the Messiah or the Son of God.

--Anonymous
replies 130Dec 9, 2017 10:37 AM +00:00

R128 = Prince Bader bin Abdullah bin Mohammed bin Farhan al-Saud

--Anonymous
replies 131Dec 9, 2017 10:39 AM +00:00

Not the Leonardo r129, ha ha! I got an under the radar steal. An off the wall work from a very well known album illustrator.

--Anonymous
replies 132Dec 9, 2017 10:41 AM +00:00

Ronald Wilson Reagan = 666

--Anonymous
replies 133Dec 9, 2017 10:43 AM +00:00
Nice try. But the Bible says that the Antichrist will have no interest in women.

Where exactly does it say that?

--Damien boned that reporter, you know.
replies 134Dec 9, 2017 10:46 AM +00:00

What about Barney the Dinosaur or Kirk Cameron?

--Anonymous
replies 135Dec 9, 2017 10:51 AM +00:00
Where exactly does it say that?

Neither shall he regard the God of his fathers, nor the desire of women, nor regard any god: for he shall magnify himself above all. Daniel 11:37

Face it, the anti-Christ is going to be an atheist homosexual.

--Anonymous
replies 136Dec 9, 2017 10:53 AM +00:00

With him in office it seems like Bizarro World.

--Anonymous
replies 137Dec 9, 2017 10:54 AM +00:00

Wow I posted the NYT story but this tops it.

--Anonymous
replies 138Dec 9, 2017 10:56 AM +00:00

Maybe they meant the auntie Christ......

--Anonymous
replies 139Dec 9, 2017 11:55 AM +00:00

According to the Bible, the penultimate battle (the one before the Antichrist's defeat) will take place near Megiddo, located in the Jezreel Valley. This Valley is located mostly in the West Bank.

It's also interesting that the West Bank composes most of the land allotted to the tribe of Judah, from which the Davidic dynasty arose, as well as the tribes of Manasseh and Ephraim (i.e., of Joseph) and of Benjamin. Joseph and Benjamin were Jacob's two favorite sons. Jacob, of course, was given the name "Israel" by God and the country known by the same name was promised by God to his descendants in perpetuity. Bethlehem is located in the land allotted to the tribe of Benjamin and Jerusalem in the land of the tribe of Judah. Israel will never stop fighting for this land. They will take it back from those whom they regard as usurpers since the Muslims invaded their land after the fall of the Roman Empire.

The Crusades were fought to liberate the Holy Land from the Muslim invasion. Of course, it was only partly successful. This war isn't finished yet. I think Trump believes he can finish it. His ego is that huge. Maybe he believes he can bring about that momentous battle in the Valley of Jezreel.

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--Anonymous
replies 140Dec 10, 2017 7:40 AM +00:00
This war isn't finished yet. I think Trump believes he can finish it. His ego is that huge. Maybe he believes he can bring about that momentous battle in the Valley of Jezreel.

Like Trump's ego is the only oversized ego driving this situation!

--Anonymous
replies 141Dec 10, 2017 7:44 AM +00:00
Wait, then who is the dragon?

I think we all know the answer to that.

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--Anonymous
replies 142Dec 11, 2017 4:58 AM +00:00
According to the Bible, the penultimate battle (the one before the Antichrist's defeat) will take place near Megiddo,

Another name for Megiddo is Armageddon, in case anyone wonders where that name came from.

Historically it was the location of a huge battle between the Egyptians and the Caananite princes of the area. This was during the time of the chariots and all that jazz, like Yul Brenner in The Ten Commandments, only a bit earlier. The Egyptians won, but it was an awful battle.

What must have happened was, some Jewish nomads (they were Bedouin type nomads at that time) must have been in one of the armies, and they must have been greatly affected by all the death and bloodshed. So when they talked about the terrible battle at the end of the world in their cosmology, the first name that must have come to mind was that awful day or murder and pain at Megiddo.

--Anonymous
replies 143Dec 11, 2017 5:02 AM +00:00

Guess again, R142.

--Sean Marshall
replies 144Dec 11, 2017 5:13 AM +00:00

Osama Bin Laden was the Anti Christ. I go with Nostradamus. My close second choice would be Putin. Third would be that little fudgepacker in North Korea. Nostradamus also predicted the one who would save us would be "from the East. Obama's ties to Hawaii and the Far East (Indonesia) qualify his as potential savior who destroyed the Anti Christ if we accept that it was Bin Laden. The WTC attacks were part of the prediction.

As for Trump, He has really fucked up big time with this whole Jerusalem thing. He has literally made the world less safe in less than 11 months. At some point when we say enough is enough, we need to mean it. I'd visit Paul Ryan where he sleeps and have a "heart to heart talk" with him.

--Anonymous
replies 145Dec 11, 2017 6:02 AM +00:00

R125 Vlad is not charismatic. The AC is supposed to be smooth, charismatic and a hard-to-resist kind of magnetic. "The Great Deceiver" of all times. Doesn't describe Vladdy. At all.

--Please try again.
replies 146Dec 11, 2017 8:18 AM +00:00