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When two homosexualists get engaged, who usually pops the question - top or the bottom?

Well?

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--Anonymous
replies 14Dec 6, 2017 8:42 PM +00:00

The top

--Anonymous
replies 1Dec 6, 2017 8:46 PM +00:00

In true heteronormative fashion it's the top, who incidentally also picks up the tab on all dates.

--Posting from 1953
replies 2Dec 6, 2017 8:48 PM +00:00

What if both are sexually fluid ?

--Confused Q
replies 3Dec 6, 2017 9:34 PM +00:00

Well?

--The "well?"-hater
replies 4Dec 6, 2017 9:34 PM +00:00

R3 The vers top proposes, You wanna? Vers bottom accepts with, Dunno how about you?

--Anonymous
replies 5Dec 6, 2017 9:48 PM +00:00

The power bottom

--Anonymous
replies 6Dec 6, 2017 9:58 PM +00:00

I have a feeling it's usually the bottom who proposes (or at least forces his partner into proposing). Since 90 % of gay population consists of bottoms they usually panic and try to get a ring on their top's finger before they find some younger and fitter ass to bang.

--Anonymous
replies 7Dec 6, 2017 10:15 PM +00:00

The one with the ring silly!

--Anonymous
replies 8Dec 7, 2017 5:45 AM +00:00

The top proposes. And once they're married, sometimes the bottom takes the top's last name.

--Anonymous
replies 9Dec 7, 2017 5:58 AM +00:00

That’s a stupid question OP.

--Anonymous
replies 10Dec 7, 2017 6:00 AM +00:00

In theory, it should be the top. But in practice, it's usually the bottom.

--Anonymous
replies 11Dec 7, 2017 6:19 AM +00:00

This question is like that episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation "Darmok"

In that episode, the crew meets a race who seem to speak in gibberish. The words all make sense, but without a common frame of reference, are meaningless.

OP - you ask a question using all the right words - engaged, top, bottom, and such - but you string them together in a manner which is simply gibberish to actual gay men.

It's as if you're not really gay, but are trying to speak our language.

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra, OP.

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.

--Anonymous
replies 12Dec 7, 2017 6:31 AM +00:00

Thomas of PJ and Thomas did take his husband's last name. There's something subtly dominant about PJ, he made the proposal, and the way they interact leads me to believe that Thomas is most likely the bottom in that relationship.

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--Anonymous
replies 13Dec 7, 2017 6:42 AM +00:00

Did no one else notice that OP's cake topper looks like two butch lesbians in tuxes?

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--Anonymous
replies 14Dec 7, 2017 7:52 AM +00:00