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Boris Becker

He's aged very well. He was one of my first celebrity crushes. I thought he was the hottest thing when I was a kid.
replies 32Dec 6, 2017 5:48 PM +00:00

He's old. Whether a guy ages well or not, he's still old. And looks it.

--Millennial, Who Sees No Value In Maturity, History, Or Widsom.
replies 1Dec 6, 2017 5:54 PM +00:00

Ummm....he has not aged well, OP. Stefan Edberg has aged well. Boris Becker is a broke and bloated tomato.

replies 2Dec 6, 2017 5:58 PM +00:00

Aged well? Are you insane? His face looks like a softboiled egg broken open and left to sit in the sun for 6 hours

replies 3Dec 6, 2017 5:59 PM +00:00

He's 53 and looks sexy as hell.

replies 4Dec 6, 2017 6:02 PM +00:00
replies 5Dec 6, 2017 6:03 PM +00:00
He's aged very well.

Good to hear from you, Miss Keller.

--Wa Wa.
replies 6Dec 6, 2017 6:04 PM +00:00

Aged well and you had a crush on him? He's ugly as sin and is as bloated as a hog.

replies 7Dec 6, 2017 6:06 PM +00:00

OP you have very low standards.

replies 8Dec 6, 2017 6:09 PM +00:00


replies 9Dec 6, 2017 6:10 PM +00:00

Yet he is hotter than anyone you have been with in the last 25 years.

--Amy the Asshole
replies 10Dec 6, 2017 6:22 PM +00:00
Stefan Edberg has aged well.

R2 wasn't kidding. He has aged pretty well (not even factoring in that blond men usually don't age well due to fair skin and hair loss).
replies 11Dec 6, 2017 6:23 PM +00:00

Isn’t Boris’ son a pro tennista too?

replies 12Dec 6, 2017 6:37 PM +00:00

I thought Bjorn Borg aged very well. He was certainly a lot better looking than Boris Becker.

replies 13Dec 6, 2017 6:44 PM +00:00

"Oh, Mr. Becker, I'll call you. Oh, that sounded insincere. What I meant to say're hideous!."

--Mrs. Stanley Walker
replies 14Dec 6, 2017 6:45 PM +00:00

As R3 said, AGED WELL??????

replies 15Dec 6, 2017 6:48 PM +00:00

When he was zaddy
replies 16Dec 6, 2017 6:52 PM +00:00

Boris inappropriately touched me.

replies 17Dec 6, 2017 10:27 PM +00:00

Most tennis players don't age well because they spend their entire career in the sun. Which is why Chris Evert is now 47% human/53% Botox.

replies 18Dec 7, 2017 2:13 AM +00:00

Jim Courier was my crush. I wonder how he's aged being redhead and all.

replies 19Dec 7, 2017 5:03 AM +00:00

Sure, R18, but all those pounds of bratwurst didn't help Boris either.

replies 20Dec 7, 2017 7:51 AM +00:00

he fucked a whore in the utility closet of nobu in manhattan and that whore got pregnant.

replies 21Dec 7, 2017 8:40 AM +00:00

I think he's aged horribly. He's not that old and his looks have changed drastically due to a bloated face and out of shape overweight body. Edberg looks great. But then Boris' life has been a bit of a mess, certainly not Stephan's.

replies 22Dec 7, 2017 9:07 AM +00:00

He actually does look like he aged well in OPs photo.

That‘s not reality though.

replies 23Dec 7, 2017 9:11 AM +00:00
He's 53 and looks sexy as hell.

OK, I was going to say he looks OK but I thought he was in his 60s from the OP's photo, no he hasn't aged well and he's a red haired so you can imagine how funny he smells "down there"

replies 24Dec 7, 2017 9:18 AM +00:00

Total fug even when young.

replies 25Dec 7, 2017 9:50 AM +00:00

Just how do redheads smell "down there"?

replies 26Dec 7, 2017 11:12 PM +00:00

I had a huge crush on him too when he burst on the scene. Bought everything I could get even German language magazines I couldn’t read.

replies 27Dec 8, 2017 1:43 AM +00:00

What's going on with his left eye in ops pic? It looks like it is ready to pop out of his fat head.

replies 28Dec 8, 2017 2:16 AM +00:00

He had a huge package that would fall out of his jock whenever he would serve

replies 29Dec 8, 2017 3:01 AM +00:00

He definitely wore a jock, you could see the straps under his white shorts, especially when he was sweaty and shorts started to become a little see-through.

replies 30Dec 8, 2017 3:11 AM +00:00

Ivan Lendl, great smile.
replies 31Dec 8, 2017 4:08 AM +00:00

Love to see Beckers package. I like redhead junk.

replies 32Dec 8, 2017 6:17 AM +00:00