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Boris Becker

He's aged very well. He was one of my first celebrity crushes. I thought he was the hottest thing when I was a kid.
replies 50Dec 6, 2017 5:48 PM +00:00

He's old. Whether a guy ages well or not, he's still old. And looks it.

--Millennial, Who Sees No Value In Maturity, History, Or Widsom.
replies 1Dec 6, 2017 5:54 PM +00:00

Ummm....he has not aged well, OP. Stefan Edberg has aged well. Boris Becker is a broke and bloated tomato.

replies 2Dec 6, 2017 5:58 PM +00:00

Aged well? Are you insane? His face looks like a softboiled egg broken open and left to sit in the sun for 6 hours

replies 3Dec 6, 2017 5:59 PM +00:00

He's 53 and looks sexy as hell.

replies 4Dec 6, 2017 6:02 PM +00:00
replies 5Dec 6, 2017 6:03 PM +00:00
He's aged very well.

Good to hear from you, Miss Keller.

--Wa Wa.
replies 6Dec 6, 2017 6:04 PM +00:00

Aged well and you had a crush on him? He's ugly as sin and is as bloated as a hog.

replies 7Dec 6, 2017 6:06 PM +00:00

OP you have very low standards.

replies 8Dec 6, 2017 6:09 PM +00:00


replies 9Dec 6, 2017 6:10 PM +00:00

Yet he is hotter than anyone you have been with in the last 25 years.

--Amy the Asshole
replies 10Dec 6, 2017 6:22 PM +00:00
Stefan Edberg has aged well.

R2 wasn't kidding. He has aged pretty well (not even factoring in that blond men usually don't age well due to fair skin and hair loss).
replies 11Dec 6, 2017 6:23 PM +00:00

Isn’t Boris’ son a pro tennista too?

replies 12Dec 6, 2017 6:37 PM +00:00

I thought Bjorn Borg aged very well. He was certainly a lot better looking than Boris Becker.

replies 13Dec 6, 2017 6:44 PM +00:00

"Oh, Mr. Becker, I'll call you. Oh, that sounded insincere. What I meant to say're hideous!."

--Mrs. Stanley Walker
replies 14Dec 6, 2017 6:45 PM +00:00

As R3 said, AGED WELL??????

replies 15Dec 6, 2017 6:48 PM +00:00

When he was zaddy
replies 16Dec 6, 2017 6:52 PM +00:00

Boris inappropriately touched me.

replies 17Dec 6, 2017 10:27 PM +00:00

Most tennis players don't age well because they spend their entire career in the sun. Which is why Chris Evert is now 47% human/53% Botox.

replies 18Dec 7, 2017 2:13 AM +00:00

Jim Courier was my crush. I wonder how he's aged being redhead and all.

replies 19Dec 7, 2017 5:03 AM +00:00

Sure, R18, but all those pounds of bratwurst didn't help Boris either.

replies 20Dec 7, 2017 7:51 AM +00:00

he fucked a whore in the utility closet of nobu in manhattan and that whore got pregnant.

replies 21Dec 7, 2017 8:40 AM +00:00

I think he's aged horribly. He's not that old and his looks have changed drastically due to a bloated face and out of shape overweight body. Edberg looks great. But then Boris' life has been a bit of a mess, certainly not Stephan's.

replies 22Dec 7, 2017 9:07 AM +00:00

He actually does look like he aged well in OPs photo.

That‘s not reality though.

replies 23Dec 7, 2017 9:11 AM +00:00
He's 53 and looks sexy as hell.

OK, I was going to say he looks OK but I thought he was in his 60s from the OP's photo, no he hasn't aged well and he's a red haired so you can imagine how funny he smells "down there"

replies 24Dec 7, 2017 9:18 AM +00:00

Total fug even when young.

replies 25Dec 7, 2017 9:50 AM +00:00

Just how do redheads smell "down there"?

replies 26Dec 7, 2017 11:12 PM +00:00

I had a huge crush on him too when he burst on the scene. Bought everything I could get even German language magazines I couldn’t read.

replies 27Dec 8, 2017 1:43 AM +00:00

What's going on with his left eye in ops pic? It looks like it is ready to pop out of his fat head.

replies 28Dec 8, 2017 2:16 AM +00:00

He had a huge package that would fall out of his jock whenever he would serve

replies 29Dec 8, 2017 3:01 AM +00:00

He definitely wore a jock, you could see the straps under his white shorts, especially when he was sweaty and shorts started to become a little see-through.

replies 30Dec 8, 2017 3:11 AM +00:00

Ivan Lendl, great smile.
replies 31Dec 8, 2017 4:08 AM +00:00

Love to see Beckers package. I like redhead junk.

replies 32Dec 8, 2017 6:17 AM +00:00

Boris Becker fakes a diplomatic passport to avoid bankruptcy proceedings.

The Central African Republic has denied that Boris Becker is one of its official diplomats and said a passport the former tennis star claimed should give him diplomatic immunity from bankruptcy proceedings in the UK is invalid.
“The diplomatic passport that he has is a fake,” the foreign ministry’s chief of staff, Cherubin Moroubama, told Agence-France Presse. He said the document’s serial number corresponded to one of a batch of passports stolen in 2014.
AFP said the passport, of which it had seen a copy, was dated 19 March 2018 but had not been stamped or signed by the country’s foreign minister, Charles Armel Doubane.
Country says tennis star, who faces bankruptcy proceedings, is not one of its diplomats
the Guardian
replies 33Jun 19, 2018 1:52 PM +00:00

Borg was better
replies 34Jun 19, 2018 2:04 PM +00:00

And aged better.
replies 35Jun 19, 2018 2:04 PM +00:00

He has nice blue eyes but he's old now. not hot anymore, not that he ever was...

I just read a few weeks ago that he has a property in Spain that has been taken over by squatters, it's in such bad shape, he just let it rot.

replies 36Jun 19, 2018 2:04 PM +00:00

Borg really did age very well. He's a handsome daddy now. Becker wasn't even cute when he was young. He's aged horribly. He's had two hip replacements. He looks like shit, very bloated and weathered.

But I sure do miss those days of tennis. Becker-Edberg went head-to-head in three straight Wimbledon finals. Becker and Agassi hated each other and I loved watching their grudge matches. Sampras of course owned them all. Pete could lift his game at will. You'd think he'd be losing, then suddenly he'd win 8 points in a row and the set. Sampras could just unleash a fury of winners out of nowhere.

replies 37Jun 19, 2018 2:12 PM +00:00

wow, boris had 2 hip surgery replacements? I saw him one night during the US open a few yrs ago, he was walking back to his hotel late at night and sort of limping, I thought he was either drunk or has leg problems or maybe both

replies 38Jun 19, 2018 2:23 PM +00:00
He's 53 and looks sexy as hell.

I thought he was in his early 60's, he's not aged well.

replies 39Jun 19, 2018 2:30 PM +00:00

He was always adjusting his firecrotch

replies 40Jun 21, 2018 2:36 AM +00:00

Pretty sure OP is trolling with the “aged very well” bit.

replies 41Jun 21, 2018 2:47 AM +00:00

Becker is a hot mess. Massive drinking problem and seems to go bankrupt every other year.

replies 42Jun 21, 2018 2:47 AM +00:00

I agree that he is still great looking. All these sexy German male tennis stars have been great to look at. I love to look at red headed men like Boris.

replies 43Jun 21, 2018 2:55 AM +00:00

Had a big crush on Boris who looked so hot in his short shorts.
replies 44Jun 21, 2018 3:02 AM +00:00

Ah, I wondered why an old Bruce Forsythe thread was bumped but now I get it -- it's the mad bumper trying to distract from Trump's latest failures.

At least the whole "diplomatic immunity" thing means there's actual news about Becker.

It seemed like an easy out: This month, after tennis superstar Boris Becker was sued over money he owes Arbuthnot Latham, a private bank, he claimed diplomatic immunity.
--unlike Forsythe, who remains steadfastly dead
replies 45Jun 21, 2018 3:04 AM +00:00

R8 About the crotch area. Becker very well endowed.

replies 46Jun 21, 2018 3:15 AM +00:00

The diplomatic passport thing is hilarious.

How did he think he'd ever get away with it?

replies 47Jun 21, 2018 3:19 AM +00:00

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replies 48Jun 21, 2018 3:20 AM +00:00
He's 53 and looks sexy as hell.

He turned 50 last year (born in November 1967).

replies 49Jun 21, 2018 7:34 AM +00:00

Everytime he served, his cock n balls would fall out of his jockstrap

replies 50Jun 26, 2018 3:33 AM +00:00