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Homo for the Holidays?

I just saw a HOT (seriously!) strapping young guy on the news. They were doing a story on the "tent city" area, and he was interviewed, talking about how it's so hard to get and stay warm, especially in the mornings. He's blond, appears to be in his very early 20s, and very well built. Should I go look for him and offer him a warm home for the winter season? Do you think he'd give it up for some eggnog and an electric blanket? My hole is thrumming as a I type.

--Ho Ho Mo!
replies 51Dec 6, 2017 3:18 PM +00:00

Assuming you're not a troll seeking attention, what makes you think he's gay?

--Anonymous
replies 1Dec 6, 2017 3:21 PM +00:00

Gay? Who said anything about him being gay? He's homeless. I'm horny and in the Christmas spirit.

--Anonymous
replies 2Dec 6, 2017 3:23 PM +00:00

If he's not gay, that is a great way to get bashed or stabbed.

--Anonymous
replies 3Dec 6, 2017 3:25 PM +00:00

Please do. Tell us what city you're in and we can play Guess Which Obituary is Yours.

--Anonymous
replies 4Dec 6, 2017 3:26 PM +00:00

Aw, you're all a bunch of negative nellies. Booo! He seemed sweet, and cold, and sad, like a lost (and possibly hung) puppy.

--Anonymous
replies 5Dec 6, 2017 3:32 PM +00:00

Gurl bye. We'll see you on the next season of the First 48, "Killed By Rough Trade" special.

--Anonymous
replies 6Dec 6, 2017 4:01 PM +00:00

Don't come here with your non-illustrated jerk off fantasies.

--Anonymous
replies 7Dec 6, 2017 4:09 PM +00:00

Is that your way of saying this thread is useless without pictures, R7?

--Anonymous
replies 8Dec 6, 2017 4:20 PM +00:00

Do you know if he's into men his grandad's age?

--Anonymous
replies 9Dec 6, 2017 4:25 PM +00:00

I hope you wear your most fetching caftan for him.

--Anonymous
replies 10Dec 6, 2017 4:26 PM +00:00

Is this him, OP?'

fringefamily.typepad.com
--Anonymous
replies 11Dec 6, 2017 4:29 PM +00:00

Beware of tree-fuckers in homeless camps.

www.manhuntdaily.com
--Anonymous
replies 12Dec 6, 2017 4:30 PM +00:00

Are you in Atlanta by some chance? I saw the most amazing blonde guy holding up a HOMELESS sign by a freeway exit (not really an every day sight here) circa Thanksgiving day. I wonder if this is a coincidence or not. A group of homeless live by a river/creek down the street from me and tend to be harmless since so well known. But had never seen this one and he was a cutie. Not sure how he smelled but he looked amazing.

--Anonymous
replies 13Dec 6, 2017 4:32 PM +00:00

Maybe you can give him a makeover for Christmas!

THIS is the emotional moment a long-haired homeless man was reduced to tears after being transformed into a fashionable hipster.
NewsComAu
--Anonymous
replies 14Dec 6, 2017 4:34 PM +00:00

The now hipster homeless guy after his makeover. A hobo George Michaels!

THIS is the emotional moment a long-haired homeless man was reduced to tears after being transformed into a fashionable hipster. Jose Antonio, 55, from Spain, who has lived on the streets for 25 ye…
The Sun
--Anonymous
replies 15Dec 6, 2017 4:36 PM +00:00

If he's uncut, you'll have a great amuse bouche for your holiday soirée.

images.medicaldaily.com
--Anonymous
replies 16Dec 6, 2017 4:37 PM +00:00

The homeless feeding the hungry & thirsty. Sounds like a Hallmark Classic to me!

--Anonymous
replies 17Dec 6, 2017 4:55 PM +00:00

R13, he's in the Las Cruces (I know, I know; I'm in the area on business). I bet he's not from around here, and I'd love to fly him back home to LA for the winter (I commute from my other home in NY often) and would love to have him as a house guest. He's that stunning.

--OP
replies 18Dec 6, 2017 5:12 PM +00:00

Thanks. I*m hoping MY adorable Homeless guy is one of those they catch returning to his nice apartment, all of it a ruse. A trust fund baby pretending to live on the street. My kind of hustler. And so damn cute. Too good of a haircut to be homeless too, if you ask me.

If I see him again, I'll take a discrete photo...

--Anonymous
replies 19Dec 6, 2017 6:21 PM +00:00

discreet

Spelling as sorry as your JO fantasies.

--Anonymous
replies 20Dec 6, 2017 6:23 PM +00:00

this is too funny

--Anonymous
replies 21Dec 6, 2017 6:26 PM +00:00

Why stop at flying him to your home in LA? Why don't you jet off with Mr. Hobo to Hawaii - there are many "un-housed" now camping out all over Honolulu. He might feel more comfortable in that milieu.

--Anonymous
replies 22Dec 6, 2017 6:29 PM +00:00

Plenty of hot humpy well built young blond men are looking to spend time with an old queen. I know.

www.whale.to
--call me Pupsie Wupsie
replies 23Dec 6, 2017 6:34 PM +00:00

Fuck you, cunt at R20. Spelled right enough for you? (For the record, it's probably "J.O.", fyi).

--Anonymous
replies 24Dec 6, 2017 6:38 PM +00:00

Takes one to know one, honey.

--Anonymous
replies 25Dec 6, 2017 6:40 PM +00:00

wow, the wit...

--Anonymous
replies 26Dec 6, 2017 6:44 PM +00:00

Atlanta hottie sounds nice! Invite him over for cookies and endless hot toddies, R19. And please DO post a photo! ;-)

Hawaii is too warm, R22. My idea is to keep the poor (sexy) boy warm by heating up his (presumably) girthy log.

--Anonymous
replies 27Dec 6, 2017 7:05 PM +00:00

Instead of eating at home, OP, why not just have some quick takeout? It'll satisfy your hunger just as easily, and no cleanup afterwards.

i.muchosucko.com
--Anonymous
replies 28Dec 6, 2017 7:19 PM +00:00

Of course, if he looks anything like this, I too would be willing to make an exception. Heh

31.media.tumblr.com
--Anonymous
replies 29Dec 6, 2017 7:20 PM +00:00

Ia this him at the 40 sec mark?

--Anonymous
replies 30Dec 6, 2017 7:32 PM +00:00

Starting again. Is this him @ 0.40?

As Las Cruces residents prepare for low temperatures that could dip below freezing in the next few days, the city's homeless population improvises methods to keep warm.
KVIA
--Anonymous
replies 31Dec 6, 2017 7:33 PM +00:00

YES! Bless you, R31! Thanks to your inspired web sleuthing, I even have his name now. Now I can find my beautiful (and soon to be warm and cozy) Matthew Shed and whisk him back home with me. You're a brilliant Santa's Little Helper! *MUUUUUAHHH!* I wish you many hot and heavy yule logs this Xmas!

--Anonymous
replies 32Dec 6, 2017 7:39 PM +00:00

Let's hope he has a big dick, because he's a double-bagger.

--A Bag Over The Face For Each Of You.
replies 33Dec 6, 2017 8:16 PM +00:00

Okay, he's very cute. Keep him nice and warm, OP

--Anonymous
replies 34Dec 7, 2017 10:22 AM +00:00

While Momma hankers for hot cagemeat, Momma’s friend Auntie yearns for some sweet streetmeat! This drifter has Auntie’s mussy frothier than a freshly salted slug!

--Anonymous
replies 35Dec 7, 2017 10:47 AM +00:00

Oh he is cute indeed. AND looks a lot like my Atlanta one -- whom I fear is a crackhead since that seems to be growing around here. Or are these early 20s homeless part of that other drug epidemic we keep hearing about? Either way... be careful.

--Anonymous
replies 36Dec 7, 2017 12:03 PM +00:00
I*m hoping MY adorable Homeless guy is one of those they catch returning to his nice apartment, all of it a ruse. A trust fund baby pretending to live on the street. My kind of hustler. And so damn cute. Too good of a haircut to be homeless too, if you ask me.

Was Veronica Lake with him?

--Anonymous
replies 37Dec 8, 2017 10:57 AM +00:00

It's snowing here today. I hope he and his haircut are okay (I'm really hoping he isn't actually homeless but just hitting up the naive for money).

--Anonymous
replies 38Dec 8, 2017 11:01 AM +00:00

Maybe a few of us could pitch in and buy a nice house with pool, sauna, etc, for these hot homeless guys, kind of like the infamous Frat Pad house. We adoptive daddies could visit them and tend to their needs (and vice versa), and they in turn could crank out hot internet shows to fund the utilities and upkeep. Then we could all get together as a big family to celebrate the holidays, birthdays, and so on. We could help them get educated, find a job, and pay it forward with a new crop of fresh faces, bubble butts, and big dicks. We would be doing the world a service, really. I read in another thread that Abe of Sean Cody fame is homeless nowadays, so one of us in his area could maybe help rescue him.

--Anonymous
replies 39Dec 8, 2017 11:26 AM +00:00

R38, maybe start with something small, like offering him a cozy blanket, or a warm coat with a hood on it. Maybe bring him a good cup of coffee or hot chocolate. Then strike up a friendly conversation, just to see how receptive he is and whether you get a good vibe from him. Start from there. You never know.

--Anonymous
replies 40Dec 8, 2017 12:39 PM +00:00

Sorry, Darfur Orphan, but Datalounge can no longer send you money, because our charitable donations are now going toward the homeless shelter described in R39.

--Anonymous
replies 41Dec 8, 2017 12:50 PM +00:00

Aaaah, Matt just became a father recently...

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--Anonymous
replies 42Dec 8, 2017 12:52 PM +00:00

Here's his baby - can the baby go with you, too, OP - you can help Matt change the nappies!

www.facebook.com
--Anonymous
replies 43Dec 8, 2017 12:57 PM +00:00

Heroin. He may do what you want for money, but make no mistake about it. A young blond white guy is not homeless for nothing.

--Eldergay urban realist
replies 44Dec 8, 2017 12:59 PM +00:00

i love my son lukis and my baby girls ellexis, and lillah

-Matthew Shed

Bonus: he is very fertile!

--Anonymous
replies 45Dec 8, 2017 1:03 PM +00:00

Drug addicts steal and lie. They have to.

--Anonymous
replies 46Dec 8, 2017 1:13 PM +00:00

What about one of those dirty, natted up hair, dog carrying, traveling Montreal street boys. They can be hot.

--Anonymous
replies 47Dec 8, 2017 1:14 PM +00:00

Yeah, I will start up a conversation for sure if I see him again and in the right conditions -- but I will have major Drug-dar on. Might not be heroin but sure as shit could be meth in the corridor of the city where I live. Somehow my car has always been left alone (nice bright parking lot) but don't ask me how. They are everywhere, like "Walking Dead". And, yes, mostly white.

--Anonymous
replies 48Dec 8, 2017 1:32 PM +00:00

My take on Black people. Either cray cray or highly creative. Sometimes both. Sometimes one because of the other. Terrible? Anyway she's both.

--Anonymous
replies 49Dec 8, 2017 1:37 PM +00:00

That guy is fug

--Anonymous
replies 50Dec 8, 2017 2:13 PM +00:00

You still want him in spite of all that spawn, OP? What a kind and giving heart you must have. You could warm him up just from an enema full of your Christmas spirit.

--Faith in love = RESTORED
replies 51Dec 8, 2017 2:25 PM +00:00