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Soccer player under fire after placing genitals inside championship trophy

Lillestrom defender Aleksander Melgalvis Andreassen has been criticised after placing his genitals inside the Norwegian Cup.

There was cause for celebration for Lillestrom on Sunday after they beat Sarpsborg 3-2 to win the cup for the first time in 10 years, capturing it for the sixth time.

But 28-year-old Andreassen put a dampener on the party when he decided to strip naked at the trophy parade on Monday evening.

There was cause for celebration for Lillestrom on Sunday after they beat Sarpsborg 3-2 to win the cup for the first time in 10 years, capturing it for the sixth time - and they held a parade on Monday.
Mail Online
replies 33Dec 6, 2017 3:22 PM +00:00

Coulda been worse, he could have sat on it.

replies 1Dec 6, 2017 3:30 PM +00:00

LMFAO this bothers them? Stories of what has been done at and to the Stanley Cup are legendary. Body fluids galore. Now, they have a "Keeper of the Cup" who goes everywhere with it, so it's toned down. Officially, they aren't allowed to take it to strip clubs anymore after Mark Messier had it in NYC. Officially.

My god, I hope the New York Rangers never win again. If Zuccarello takes it home, the Norwegians will lose their shit.

replies 2Dec 6, 2017 3:53 PM +00:00

I'd sniff his hole

--Mr. H Sniffer
replies 3Dec 6, 2017 3:57 PM +00:00
But 28-year-old Andreassen put a dampener on the party

That’s not all he put on the party.

replies 4Dec 6, 2017 4:02 PM +00:00

R2, is this where we talk about Stanley Cup?

replies 5Dec 6, 2017 4:02 PM +00:00

R2, has Sidney Crosby ever been “Keeper of the Cup”? What has he done to the Cup?

replies 6Dec 6, 2017 4:03 PM +00:00

he can place his gentials in my mouth and in my ass if he wants

replies 7Dec 6, 2017 4:08 PM +00:00

I'm glad he did, he's hot af. Is there a video of his striptease?

replies 8Dec 6, 2017 4:21 PM +00:00

I'd give anything to be able to smell the inside of that cup.

replies 9Dec 6, 2017 4:41 PM +00:00

There’s an edited video of it, R8, but it’s censored. Dlisted linked to it yesterday.

replies 10Dec 6, 2017 4:42 PM +00:00

I wish I was that trophy.

replies 11Dec 6, 2017 5:17 PM +00:00


replies 12Dec 6, 2017 5:21 PM +00:00

Soccer player strip #1
replies 13Dec 6, 2017 5:41 PM +00:00

Strip pic #2
replies 14Dec 6, 2017 5:44 PM +00:00

Strip pic #3
replies 15Dec 6, 2017 5:46 PM +00:00

And strip pic #4
replies 16Dec 6, 2017 5:48 PM +00:00

Hot soccerboy butt (as expected).

replies 17Dec 6, 2017 5:49 PM +00:00

Hasn't anyone here noticed the guy on the left in OP's photo adjusting his erection in his slacks or the guy on the right staring at the stripped player's ass with his tongue literally hanging out of his mouth?

--Soccer is a very homoerotic sport
replies 18Dec 6, 2017 5:56 PM +00:00

i bet he got a lot of dick after!

replies 19Dec 6, 2017 8:12 PM +00:00


replies 20Dec 6, 2017 8:19 PM +00:00

I'm fine with it.

--The Trophy
replies 21Dec 6, 2017 8:34 PM +00:00

Oh for christssakes, suck it up. He was just having fun. It's no big deal.

replies 22Dec 6, 2017 9:45 PM +00:00

BREAKING! Norwegian Cup tells Daily Mail he was assaulted by soccer lad!

He put his genitals inside me and laughed the entire time.
replies 23Dec 7, 2017 7:41 AM +00:00

He is not a shower...probably a grower

--I can't cover my dick with one palm
replies 24Dec 7, 2017 9:41 AM +00:00

i wanna fuck him. Allah make it HAPPEN!

replies 25Dec 7, 2017 10:16 AM +00:00


replies 26Dec 7, 2017 10:46 AM +00:00

R25, wish granted!

--Allah's Snackbar
replies 27Dec 7, 2017 11:09 AM +00:00

Look at the guy checking out Andreassen's ass.
--he has lust in his eyes
replies 28Dec 7, 2017 11:13 AM +00:00

He should get a raise. No one outside of their country would have known the team even existed without this fun show.

replies 29Dec 7, 2017 11:19 AM +00:00

This sort of celebration appears to be common in Norway. Last year, RBK player Christan Gytkjær released a similar picture on social media:

3,103 Likes, 43 Comments - Christian Gytkjær (@cgytkjaer) on Instagram: “Tak for kage ????????????#27”
replies 30Dec 7, 2017 11:22 AM +00:00

I have to hand it to him, at least he is standing behind his actions.

However, Melgalvis expressed little in the way of remorse.
"[Winning the cup] was something I never thought I would experience," he told Dagbladet. "I've come a long way to play in a cup final. Of course I can understand that [people thought] it was a bit over the top.
"I'll admit that and apologise, but it is not something I regret.
"I can understand [that some people didn't like it]. Should I apologise to the king? Well, I was very privileged to say hello to the king yesterday, so maybe I should apologise today."
Norwegian newspaper Verdens Gang asked Melgalvis if his grandmother would be proud of him and he replied: "I don't think she's seen it. Fortunately she doesn't have the internet or social media."
Lillestrom's Norwegian Cup celebrations have been criticised by the country's FA after Aleksander Melgalvis Andreassen stripped naked on stage and used the King's Trophy to protect his modesty.
The World Game
replies 31Dec 7, 2017 11:27 AM +00:00
"I've played a long way to finally come in a cup."


replies 32Dec 7, 2017 11:30 AM +00:00

Can you imagine black guys in the NBA stripping off after winning the Championship.

replies 33Dec 7, 2017 7:07 PM +00:00