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Mama June in Lingerie

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replies 77Dec 6, 2017 12:17 PM +00:00

I thought it was Uncle Poodle!

replies 1Dec 6, 2017 12:20 PM +00:00

Whas rong wiz hur tteef?

replies 2Dec 6, 2017 12:22 PM +00:00

More proof that you can't polish a turd.

replies 3Dec 6, 2017 12:24 PM +00:00

Lipstick on a pig, for sure.

replies 4Dec 6, 2017 12:27 PM +00:00

Long hair, makeup, lingerie, pictures. This means she's pretty.

replies 5Dec 6, 2017 12:29 PM +00:00

Coulda gone my whole life...

replies 6Dec 6, 2017 12:29 PM +00:00

I just turned straight! Help!

--Former gay, now whacking it to Mama June
replies 7Dec 6, 2017 1:05 PM +00:00

Pass the eye bleach, please.

replies 8Dec 6, 2017 1:10 PM +00:00

Is she working as a professional call girl now?

replies 9Dec 6, 2017 1:29 PM +00:00

Why is she all squinty and cross eyed.

replies 10Dec 6, 2017 1:30 PM +00:00

You can see the scar on her arm from all the skin they had to remove.

replies 11Dec 6, 2017 1:33 PM +00:00

So what about her daughter Honey Boo Boo? Kind of crappy to spend all of kinds of dough to lose weight and then her daughter also needs some help.

replies 12Dec 6, 2017 1:34 PM +00:00

she dates kidfuckers and let's them around her kids.

replies 13Dec 6, 2017 1:38 PM +00:00

Extravaganza eleganza

replies 14Dec 6, 2017 1:38 PM +00:00

Of course the minute she lost weight she went to Victoria's Secret.

replies 15Dec 6, 2017 1:38 PM +00:00

Fantastic! Pumpkin next?

replies 16Dec 6, 2017 1:43 PM +00:00


replies 17Dec 6, 2017 1:51 PM +00:00

Look out, Caitlyn. You've got real competition now.

replies 18Dec 6, 2017 1:55 PM +00:00

C'mon guys! She lost ALL that weight, give her some damn credit you bunch of fat whores!

replies 19Dec 6, 2017 1:55 PM +00:00

That photo is... I have no words to describe it. It saddens me.

replies 20Dec 6, 2017 2:08 PM +00:00

She's finally living her fantasy. Leave her alone.

replies 21Dec 6, 2017 2:36 PM +00:00

Give her credit, she went through the painful procedures to lose a massive amount of weight. Hopefully, she maintains.

replies 22Dec 6, 2017 2:46 PM +00:00

She only did it to get everyone to forget she was fucking a pedo who molested her own daughter. I wouldn't give her anything except a punch in her fucking abusive mouth.

replies 23Dec 6, 2017 3:54 PM +00:00

I don't recall her molesting her daughter. Where did you get that?

replies 24Dec 6, 2017 4:00 PM +00:00

No amount of weight loss can fix the sure damn ugly.

replies 25Dec 6, 2017 4:11 PM +00:00

What’d they do with all that skin?

--Jame Gumb
replies 26Dec 6, 2017 4:23 PM +00:00

Glad my eyesight is bad

replies 27Dec 6, 2017 4:29 PM +00:00

Same mail order dentures as trump.

replies 28Dec 6, 2017 4:58 PM +00:00

She puts ketchup up on pasta. That is all.

replies 29Dec 6, 2017 5:50 PM +00:00

The first thing I thought of when I stopped shuddering over that picture was the glamour shot of DL's favorite troll

replies 30Dec 6, 2017 5:53 PM +00:00

R24, I believe her last boyfriend on the show was a registered sex offender due to molesting a child. Open to correction.

replies 31Dec 6, 2017 5:55 PM +00:00

Yikes, a little more lipo on the waist and chin would help.

replies 32Dec 6, 2017 5:58 PM +00:00

Oh, my eyes!

--Damn you, OP!
replies 33Dec 6, 2017 6:00 PM +00:00

Well, if I wasn't gay before, I sure as Hell am now.

replies 34Dec 6, 2017 6:00 PM +00:00

Those gums when she smiles. Blech.

replies 35Dec 6, 2017 6:04 PM +00:00

Ok guys. brace yourself. Next post.

replies 36Dec 6, 2017 6:12 PM +00:00

replies 37Dec 6, 2017 6:12 PM +00:00

As I posted above, Caitlyn has SERIOUS competition now.

replies 38Dec 6, 2017 6:16 PM +00:00


I'm traumatized!

replies 39Dec 6, 2017 6:20 PM +00:00

I am doubtful that she'll maintain any changes in her appearance long-term.

--back to the same old, same old
replies 40Dec 6, 2017 6:27 PM +00:00

Again, what about the kid?

replies 41Dec 6, 2017 6:30 PM +00:00

Not only did she date a pedo, it was THE SAME pedo that molested her own daughter some time ago.

replies 42Dec 6, 2017 6:36 PM +00:00

She's ready for porn now!

replies 43Dec 6, 2017 6:38 PM +00:00

I know they’re trash but I really feel sorry for that kid. She’s huge. Childhood obesity means (short) life long health problems. Mama June can go fuck herself sideways with a rusty pitchfork but the kid doesn’t deserve our scorn.

replies 44Dec 6, 2017 6:43 PM +00:00

R37 OMG Honey Boo Boo is HUGE!.

replies 45Dec 6, 2017 6:46 PM +00:00

It always weirded me out how precocious Honey Boo Boo was as a young child. She seemed jaded already.

replies 46Dec 6, 2017 6:49 PM +00:00

Has anybody else read HoneyBooBoo is also undergoing a lapband/lipo procedure?

replies 47Dec 6, 2017 6:51 PM +00:00

I wouldn’t be surprised if she is dead in a few years. She is having extreme health problems due to her weight loss surgery, most likely with malnutrition being the main underlying cause.

replies 48Dec 6, 2017 6:53 PM +00:00

I saw Mama June doing a book signing at Barnes & Noble in NYC. I didn't buy her book but she seems really sweet.

replies 49Dec 6, 2017 7:05 PM +00:00

The inspiration:
replies 50Dec 6, 2017 7:09 PM +00:00

Million dollar smile.
replies 51Dec 6, 2017 7:10 PM +00:00

Pig in knickers! Definitely not a gold star day...

--Barbara Covett
replies 52Dec 6, 2017 7:10 PM +00:00
Of course the minute she lost weight she went to Frederick’s of Hollywood.
--Fixed for r15
replies 53Dec 6, 2017 7:25 PM +00:00

In OP's pic, is she channelling Mary Pickford? Lillian Gish? Or maybe Baby Snooks?

replies 54Dec 6, 2017 7:41 PM +00:00

r37 I did not want to see Honey Boo Boo's boo boos in that dress... what has been seen cannot be unseen

replies 55Dec 6, 2017 7:56 PM +00:00

I want Sugar Bear in a thong!

replies 56Dec 6, 2017 8:06 PM +00:00

My god....she looks like a melted version of her former self. So weird.

replies 57Dec 6, 2017 9:08 PM +00:00

Yes she is thinner but she is still homely. That gummy smile with those fake chompers and the overly blonde hair with dark eyebrows are doing her no favors.

replies 58Dec 6, 2017 10:00 PM +00:00
What’d they do with all that skin?

They made her another child with it and she gave it up for adoption for a huge fee. That bitch does nothing if she doesn't get paid.

replies 59Dec 7, 2017 8:48 AM +00:00

She looks like some old nasty roadhouse whore in the Texas panhandle.

replies 60Dec 7, 2017 8:50 AM +00:00

She must've taken this photo into her dentist and said "I want these!"
replies 61Dec 7, 2017 8:56 AM +00:00

She needs to have a gumectomy now. There's nothing uglier to me than someone who shows a whole lot of gum when they smile.

replies 62Dec 7, 2017 9:19 AM +00:00

Really R62? Nothing?

replies 63Dec 7, 2017 2:06 PM +00:00

But was the forklift foot fixed??

replies 64Dec 7, 2017 2:22 PM +00:00

June was one of those child beauty pageant moms. That's where the Honey BooBoo discovery happened.

I know someone from her hometown that knows her well and had kids in the same schools as her kids. June's kids have done well in school. Contrary to the show that staged much of the crudeness and crazy antics, they were far from poor beforehand, and lived ordinary in the community.

Was told June, in person, is very cordial and articulate, not the crass character portrayed on TV. Her self-esteem is not strong, which contributed to some very bad relationship choices. Still, TV promoters and agents brought her back, because there was an audience that missed the old "reality" show.

replies 65Dec 7, 2017 4:16 PM +00:00

Getting rid of that gummy smile is a simple procedure. The doctor inserts a piece of plastic within the upper lip that prevents it from retracting all the way. It gives you a great smile but you have to learn how to talk all over again.

replies 66Dec 7, 2017 8:56 PM +00:00

I pose this question to DL. Who would you rather see in lingerie? Mama June or Bruce Jenner?

replies 67Dec 7, 2017 9:32 PM +00:00

After she had her stomach stapled, she went to the dental surgeon and said, "Make me look like my idol, Sarah Jessica parker!"

replies 68Dec 7, 2017 10:08 PM +00:00
Mama June or Bruce Jenner

After viewing Mama June I feel certain seeing Jenner in lingerie would finish me off ... and not in a good way.

replies 69Dec 7, 2017 11:20 PM +00:00

Imagine: someone thought it would be a good idea to photograph Mama June in lingerie.

--Bad Idea
replies 70Dec 8, 2017 8:08 AM +00:00

June needed a dietitian and a personal trainer. All that surgery and liposuction damages the body's natural functioning.

She needed motivation and self-discipline in counting calories and doing exercise 40 minutes a day, even if it was basically walking.

The quick fix with the knife has later repercussions.

replies 71Dec 8, 2017 8:52 AM +00:00

Pumpkin gave birth. I thought she was smarter than that. I think the only one who might stand a chance is Chubbs (Jessica), she went to college and has stayed out of the spotlight.

What's the first thing one should do after giving birth?
replies 72Dec 8, 2017 10:43 AM +00:00

Her appearance now reminds me of Kate Goselin.

replies 73Dec 8, 2017 11:53 AM +00:00

Sugar bear can eat his heart out

replies 74Dec 8, 2017 12:36 PM +00:00

I thought she was on a swing at first glance and then I see it's a fucking latter of some sort with a dead sheep around her legs in an abandoned warehouse - wtf? very sensual picture...

replies 75Dec 8, 2017 12:44 PM +00:00

What'd they ductape her stomach to her back?

replies 76Dec 8, 2017 1:07 PM +00:00

Her 17 year old daughter "Pumpkin" recently gave birth to a child. Good God!

Reality TV treasure Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thomson is now an aunt.
replies 77Dec 9, 2017 11:11 AM +00:00