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The Cult of Matt Damon on DL

I’m relatively new to DL. Why is Matt Damon so popular on this site? He seems to have a cult here. His movie We Bought a Zoo, which wasn’t that big a hit, also is meme here. Why is that?

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--Anonymous
replies 38Dec 6, 2017 11:40 AM +00:00

bump

--Anonymous
replies 1Dec 6, 2017 11:44 AM +00:00

He's douchey and intelligent with an awesome butt.

--B. Affleck
replies 2Dec 6, 2017 11:45 AM +00:00

Who bumps a thread after only 4 minutes of the thread existing?

--Anonymous
replies 3Dec 6, 2017 11:46 AM +00:00
Who bumps a thread after only 4 minutes of the thread existing?

Not me. I was wondering the same thing.

--OP
replies 4Dec 6, 2017 11:47 AM +00:00

The feminine features troll loves Matt Damon (along with Anthony Recker and some other obsessions).

No doubt that was him bumping, he loves to bump threads.

--Anonymous
replies 5Dec 6, 2017 11:48 AM +00:00

Here you go, OP:

actorsinthenude.com
--Anonymous
replies 6Dec 6, 2017 11:48 AM +00:00

Some people think it’s funny to mention “We bought a zoo”

--But it’s stupid
replies 7Dec 6, 2017 11:49 AM +00:00
The feminine features troll loves Matt Damon (along with Anthony Recker and some other obsessions). No doubt that was him bumping, he loves to bump threads.

Who’s that and what does Matt have to do with him?

--Anonymous
replies 8Dec 6, 2017 11:55 AM +00:00
Some people think it’s funny to mention “We bought a zoo”

!

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--Anonymous
replies 9Dec 6, 2017 11:56 AM +00:00

Thanks for the tedium, folks.

Matt is loved because he's cute, a good actor, and a hot fuck.

--Anonymous
replies 10Dec 6, 2017 11:59 AM +00:00

And he seems like a nice guy.

--Lesbian
replies 11Dec 6, 2017 12:04 PM +00:00

I love you, too, Ben.

--Matt
replies 12Dec 6, 2017 12:04 PM +00:00
And he seems like a nice guy.

In before the “Matt Damon is a hypocritical faux limousine liberal” troll chimes in.

--Anonymous
replies 13Dec 6, 2017 12:07 PM +00:00

Ha! I'm watching "The Bourne Supremacy" at this moment! Coincidence? I think not.

--Pamela Landy
replies 14Dec 6, 2017 12:10 PM +00:00

Matt Damon said gay actors should stay in the closet.

Matt Damon also said diversity behind the camera doesn't matter.

--Is that what you were looking for r13?
replies 15Dec 6, 2017 12:11 PM +00:00

There's a whole meme too with one of the Aspie posters who thinks he has a "womanly ass"

--Anonymous
replies 16Dec 6, 2017 12:11 PM +00:00

He used to be loved, but now he is hated.

--Anonymous
replies 17Dec 6, 2017 12:12 PM +00:00

He also covered for heavy 🐳stein.

--Anonymous
replies 18Dec 6, 2017 12:17 PM +00:00

Cute emoji, R18.

--Anonymous
replies 19Dec 6, 2017 1:05 PM +00:00

Matt Damon is goalz.

--Anonymous
replies 20Dec 6, 2017 1:29 PM +00:00

Gay culture-appropriating Southie trash cracker breeder goyim have no rights gay men are bound to respect.

"People shouldn't know anything about your sexuality."
The Hollywood Reporter
--Bad Will Hunting
replies 21Dec 6, 2017 2:07 PM +00:00
He used to be loved, but now he is hated.
--Anonymous
replies 22Dec 6, 2017 4:56 PM +00:00

I love Matt Damon

--Anonymous
replies 23Dec 6, 2017 4:59 PM +00:00

That's nice. Does he love you, R23?

--Anonymous
replies 24Dec 6, 2017 5:05 PM +00:00

R24 = Ben

--Anonymous
replies 25Dec 6, 2017 5:07 PM +00:00
Matt Damon is goalz.

Damon is no ones "goalz"

--Anonymous
replies 26Dec 6, 2017 5:54 PM +00:00

R25, you rat you!

--Anonymous
replies 27Dec 6, 2017 5:58 PM +00:00

We’re downsizing here.

--Anonymous
replies 28Dec 6, 2017 6:09 PM +00:00

Matt Damon is a hypocritical, faux...oh shit, I'm LATE!

--Damn damn damn
replies 29Dec 6, 2017 6:13 PM +00:00

matt damon and ben affleck may not be who they claim to be...sit tight. watch.

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--Anonymous
replies 30Dec 6, 2017 6:17 PM +00:00

Say it ain’t so, R30.

--Anonymous
replies 31Dec 7, 2017 5:24 AM +00:00

Rumour had it that back in the Good Will Hunting days Ben and Matt would have threesomes with hookers and look at each other while cumming.

--Anonymous
replies 32Dec 7, 2017 5:44 AM +00:00
matt damon and ben affleck may not be who they claim to be...sit tight. watch.

You think?

--Gilliam Woldman
replies 33Dec 7, 2017 6:22 AM +00:00

I love Matt Damon too!

--Anonymous
replies 34Dec 7, 2017 7:05 AM +00:00

Did you buy a zoo too, R34!?

--Anonymous
replies 35Dec 7, 2017 7:13 AM +00:00

No one but one poster here likes Matt Damon. And NO ONE here says "We Bought A Zoo," it's not a meme.

The actual cults of DL are: Golden Girls, Facts of Life and I Love Lucy. With Vivian Vance being the leading lady of DL and Bea Arthur, Lucille Ball and Judy being the most talked about. Then you have love to hate favorites: Bonnie Franklin, Linda Lavin and famous nobodies like Barrie Youngfellow and Donna Pescow.

--Anonymous
replies 36Dec 7, 2017 8:26 AM +00:00

No men, R36?

--Anonymous
replies 37Dec 7, 2017 8:43 AM +00:00

But...

DAT DAMON AZZ!

--married heterosexual film star, George Clooney
replies 38Dec 7, 2017 12:15 PM +00:00