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Human Ken Doll Rodrigo Alves reveals he is asexual and admits he is ‘too selfish for sexual contact’

Brazilian plastic surgery fanatic Rodrigo Alves says he 'does not like being touched' and is often hit on by straight men as he plans 60th cosmetic procedure
Op-obsessed Rodrigo, 34, who is going under the knife for the 60th time, said: “I don’t really like to be touched, and I am too selfish really for sexual contact”.
Describing himself as “asexual”, he added: “I don’t like to touch other people too much either.”
Rodrigo also says straight men often chat him up.
He says both men and women are attracted to him, and he often gets mistaken for a woman.
But his biggest fans seem to be straight men. He said: “The sort of men that like me are usually straight men.
“They come up to me after a few drinks and say, ‘You are so pretty and so perfect and better looking than any woman I know.'”
Brazilian Rodrigo’s revelation comes as he plans to travel to LA for the latest procedure to slim his figure.
He has ignored warnings that any more operations could kill him — insisting: “I will keep going, there is no such thing as plastic surgery killing you”.
Rodrigo’s family told The Sun Online last month that they fear he could die on the operating table.
But the defiant model, who has spent £300,000 on surgery, looked towards his late hero Joan Rivers who “carried on until she died having a facelift, but she didn’t die because of the operation, she had a health problem.”
After having the operation, Rodrigo intends to have another nose job – his fourth, as he has problems with his breathing.
He was told by Botched plastic surgeon Dr Paul Nassif his nose could fall off if he had work done on it again.
But Rodrigo is determined to get it fixed: “The shape of it is alright but I cannot breath very well.
“I am repairing it. I will probably go to Turkey to get it done, I am the master of plastic surgery. I know the best doctors.”

WTF?

HUMAN Ken Doll Rodrigo Alves is asexual — revealing that he is “too selfish for sex”. Op-obsessed Rodrigo, 34, who is going under the knife for the 60th time, said: “I don’t reall…
The Sun
--Anonymous
replies 61Dec 6, 2017 9:15 AM +00:00

uggo fuggo ugly fugly

--Anonymous
replies 1Dec 6, 2017 9:21 AM +00:00

Anyone who looks at that and gets hard or wet needs to be 5150'd

--Anonymous
replies 2Dec 6, 2017 9:23 AM +00:00

She's so delusional its sad. I only feel pity for the poor thing. Im so sure straight guys hit on her constantly,as much as they do me !

--56,fat,etc.
replies 3Dec 6, 2017 9:29 AM +00:00

Well, I guess it makes sense that they are straight since the gays don't want him.

--Anonymous
replies 4Dec 6, 2017 9:37 AM +00:00

Ken Doll? He’s closer to Chucky.

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--Anonymous
replies 5Dec 6, 2017 9:43 AM +00:00

Sorry to say, he really doesn't look anything like Ken.

(Ken was my first love, and I should know.)

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--Anonymous
replies 6Dec 6, 2017 9:58 AM +00:00

OMG. It looks like Yolanda

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--Lyme Disease Crisis Centre
replies 7Dec 6, 2017 10:12 AM +00:00

"Straight " lol

--Anonymous
replies 8Dec 6, 2017 10:37 AM +00:00

If "asexual" means "untouchable", "visually disgusting" and "unfuckable". Well then, he's right.

--Anonymous
replies 9Dec 6, 2017 10:48 AM +00:00

What a shame. He's screwed up in his head and he's completely fucked up his face. He looks dreadful. Not sure how he is able to look in the mirror without recoiling in horror at what he's done to himself.

--Anonymous
replies 10Dec 6, 2017 11:39 AM +00:00

Why does he haves breasts in the OP pic. Is he turning tranny?

--Anonymous
replies 11Dec 6, 2017 11:53 AM +00:00

Is he rich? If not, how in the hell did he pay for those surgeries? He doesn’t need more plastic surgery, he needs a psychiatrist.

--Anonymous
replies 12Dec 6, 2017 12:20 PM +00:00

I appreciate him.

He made me lose my appetite.

--Darfur Orphan
replies 13Dec 6, 2017 12:26 PM +00:00

Asexual = no one will fuck me, especially not the straight guys I lust after.

--Anonymous
replies 14Dec 6, 2017 12:32 PM +00:00

Chucky r5? More like "Chunky"! Good thing he's now getting a "slimming procedure".

--Anonymous
replies 15Dec 6, 2017 6:23 PM +00:00

I actually kind of like this character. He’s bat shit cray but highly entertaining. Maybe he can crash a Housewife show ? He doesn’t look much more plastic than many of them . But who’s his sugar daddy or where does he get his money ? Not buying the asexual crap. I think straight guys hit on him after they’re wasted beacuse he looks like a woman. WTF?

--Anonymous
replies 16Dec 6, 2017 6:37 PM +00:00

He obviously hates himself and doesn't like to be touched because he feels everyone sees the things he hates about himself. He is so self-absorbed I am sure he couldn't get out of his own head during any kind of sexual act.

That blue get up he has on is probably tweeting #metoo as we speak.

--Anonymous
replies 17Dec 6, 2017 6:52 PM +00:00

Please. No straight man or top would get such extreme plastic surgery.

--Anonymous
replies 18Dec 6, 2017 7:00 PM +00:00

That HanSel is so hot right now !

IF YOU HAVE ANY REQUESTS, LET ME KNOW Mastasean23@yahoo.com (Aprox time in movie helps......ex. (Between 1:04:56 and 1:05:25) ENJOY!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PLEASE...
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--Anonymous
replies 19Dec 6, 2017 7:01 PM +00:00

He really does look like Yolanda. How unfortunate for her.

--Creepy
replies 20Dec 6, 2017 7:23 PM +00:00

r20 LOL!

--Anonymous
replies 21Dec 6, 2017 7:37 PM +00:00

Has anyone watched his show? Is this on TV?

HUMAN Ken Doll Rodrigo Alves, a Kim Kardashian wannabe and a Jessica Rabbit imitator are among the ‘human dolls’ taking part in a new TV show featuring the most plastic people in Hollyw…
The Sun
--Anonymous
replies 22Dec 6, 2017 7:57 PM +00:00

Alves revealed he’s interested in exploring transitioning when he’s older.

Alves has insisted he isn't addicted to cosmetic surgery.
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--Anonymous
replies 23Dec 6, 2017 7:58 PM +00:00

“One day when I’m older I may have a sex change and became a Barbie. I will do what Caitlyn Jenner did. When I reach my late 50s, I would rather be a sexy old lady than a saggy old man.”

--Anonymous
replies 24Dec 6, 2017 7:58 PM +00:00

24: Hahaha . No surprise .... Whoa! And yes he does look like Yolanda , who’s now a well known madam, I guess. Maybe she can pimp out her body double to other asexuals ?

--Anonymous
replies 25Dec 7, 2017 2:43 PM +00:00

Why isn't there a law forbidding doctors from doing unnecessary operations on these mentally ill people?

--Anonymous
replies 26Dec 7, 2017 3:11 PM +00:00

He's still stuck with those short, ugly legs.

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--Caitlyn
replies 27Dec 7, 2017 3:13 PM +00:00

Well, of course he's asexual. Haven't you seen Ken without his clothes on?

--There's no "there" there.
replies 28Dec 7, 2017 3:15 PM +00:00

If he's anatomically matched to Ken dolls, of course he's asexual. Dolls have no dick.

--Anonymous
replies 29Dec 7, 2017 3:15 PM +00:00

As bad as The Today Show is, the Brits get to listen to these two wingnuts every morning.

Subscribe now for more! http://bit.ly/1JM41yF While choosing her Best Bits from the day's show, Holly makes a strange noise and no one can stop laughing! Lik...
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--Anonymous
replies 30Dec 7, 2017 3:19 PM +00:00

I am doll eyes, doll mouth, doll legs

I am doll arms, big veins, dog bait

I want to be the girl with the most cake(s)

--Hole
replies 31Dec 7, 2017 3:22 PM +00:00

She looks Beautiful

--Kris Jenner
replies 32Dec 7, 2017 3:59 PM +00:00

r27 Ew, he has what we used to call a "pus body" he just looks full of pus, no muscle tone, stick a pin in him and he oozes.

--Anonymous
replies 33Dec 7, 2017 5:49 PM +00:00

"Human Ken Doll Rodrigo Alves reveals he is asexual and admits he is ‘too selfish for sexual contact’."

Thank Gawd.

--Anonymous
replies 34Dec 7, 2017 6:09 PM +00:00

R27 the funny thing is, his bizarre proportions are uncorrectable by surgery. Namely the freakishly huge head with bloated, round face, narrow shoulders, short torso, and freaky tiny, fat feet.

In contrast, the two Indian women he's posing with look lovely.

--Anonymous
replies 35Dec 7, 2017 6:25 PM +00:00

Well of course he does not. Someone could dislodge an implant. His fake butt cheek could end up on his stomach, and his face cheeks on his chest. Oh, the horror!

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--Anonymous
replies 36Dec 7, 2017 6:33 PM +00:00

Someone's gone too far. What's the use of fake abs when you have pudgy legs?

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--Anonymous
replies 37Dec 7, 2017 6:35 PM +00:00

he will give me bad dreams : (

--Anonymous
replies 38Dec 7, 2017 7:08 PM +00:00

I love his white teeth

--Anonymous
replies 39Dec 7, 2017 11:00 PM +00:00

PIZZA!!!

--Anonymous
replies 40Dec 7, 2017 11:24 PM +00:00

Lol he looks funny, poor thing that was probably not what he was going for. And 34? Sure Jan!

--Anonymous
replies 41Dec 7, 2017 11:43 PM +00:00

R13 is the funniest Darfur Orphan post I've seen to date. Brava!

--Anonymous
replies 42Dec 8, 2017 2:22 AM +00:00

Looking hot !!!

--Ken
replies 43Dec 8, 2017 9:11 AM +00:00

Well, I'll give him one credit. Compared to the Bogdanoff twins he's quite a looker.

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--Anonymous
replies 44Dec 8, 2017 9:18 AM +00:00

He’s very lucky now he won’t have to worry about the inevitable rejection.

--Anonymous
replies 45Dec 8, 2017 9:20 AM +00:00

can we all breathe a collective sigh of relief?

--Anonymous
replies 46Dec 8, 2017 9:22 AM +00:00

Believe it or not, this is the Bogdanoff twins before they lost their fucking minds and went plastic surgery crazy.

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--Anonymous
replies 47Dec 8, 2017 9:25 AM +00:00

Poor thing. He fantasizes about straight man wanting him. The truth is they are repulsed by him. Sad.

--Anonymous
replies 48Dec 8, 2017 9:30 AM +00:00

He also thinks he doesn't look like a sideshow freak R48

The Hippocratic oath failed him multiple times.

--Anonymous
replies 49Dec 8, 2017 9:31 AM +00:00

r44 But the Bogdnaoff twins are fucking geniuses, what does this tool bring to the table?

--Anonymous
replies 50Dec 8, 2017 9:33 AM +00:00

What is wrong with people? Don't they have mirrors?

--Anonymous
replies 51Dec 8, 2017 9:36 AM +00:00

He's very sick of course- I don't know what the psychiatric diagnosis might be-

--Anonymous
replies 52Dec 8, 2017 9:52 AM +00:00

If I recall the episode on Botched that he was on, both doctors told him to not get any more surgery because they feared he would die.

He thought the doctors were wrong, and told the camera that he was going to go out of the country and get his work done.

BTW, how did the photo of him in blue happen happen to him? I mean, with those photo's of him in speedo's?

--Anonymous
replies 53Dec 8, 2017 10:02 AM +00:00

That baby in r27 looks creepy as fuck even next to that terrible blonde thing.

--Anonymous
replies 54Dec 8, 2017 10:13 AM +00:00

The "surgeons" who did this to him, those twins, and other cases should be in jail.

--Anonymous
replies 55Dec 8, 2017 10:15 AM +00:00

R53 - I mean, with those photo's of him in speedo's?

--Oh fucking dear!
replies 56Dec 8, 2017 10:18 AM +00:00

i'm so sexy

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--Anonymous
replies 57Dec 9, 2017 1:45 PM +00:00

Good God people are losing their minds. He doesn't even look human.

--Anonymous
replies 58Dec 9, 2017 1:58 PM +00:00

R50 their genius is debatable, but their lack of common sense is not.

--We haven't had any work we have naturally morphed into freaks. No, really!
replies 59Dec 9, 2017 2:01 PM +00:00

where does he get the money for this?

--Anonymous
replies 60Dec 9, 2017 2:02 PM +00:00

Scary shit

www.goldenageofscifi.info
--Anonymous
replies 61Dec 9, 2017 2:09 PM +00:00