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Dream Boat on Netflix

Anyone watch this disasterpiece? I'll give you the CliffsNotes: It's basically about a ship full of eIder Dataloungers dressed in a variety of ridiculous, embarrassing outfits. Watch it & weep!

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--Anonymous
replies 112Dec 6, 2017 7:55 AM +00:00

Are any native English speakers featured?

It looks like an ad for some gay cruise line. I wouldn’t be surprised if the cruise put up the cash for the documentary.

Cruises are for cheesy gays.

--Anonymous
replies 1Dec 6, 2017 8:34 AM +00:00

Yes, there's a black guy from New York. There really wasn't much advertising for the cruise line (at least that I noticed) and if their intent was to get me to want to go on one of their cruises, they failed miserably. I have a hard time imagining anywhere else on earth I'd feel more out of place than aboard that ship. I actually felt bad for the staff who had to clean up allllllllll the used condoms off of the deck. Talk about a workplace bio health hazard.

--Anonymous
replies 2Dec 6, 2017 8:47 AM +00:00

Used condoms???Puhleeze, probably not one condom was unwarpped during this cruise. And the thought that anyone from DL is on board is just silly. Unless they filmed the shuffleboard caftan festival on the aft deck

--Anonymous
replies 3Dec 6, 2017 8:50 AM +00:00

Oh honey, watch it. There were definitely Dataloungers on that ship.

--Anonymous
replies 4Dec 6, 2017 8:53 AM +00:00

ewww i skimmed this after getting it for free on gaytorrents. it's gross. the whole premise is disgusting. hedonism on display with narcissistic sleazeballs in pouch speedos, assless undies and femme fatties and drag queen themed nights . awful. lol you can smell the poppers and giorgio of beverly hills "wings"

--Anonymous
replies 5Dec 6, 2017 9:04 AM +00:00

All those guys are busted AF.

--Anonymous
replies 6Dec 6, 2017 9:08 AM +00:00

Oh the ones in the trailer are the 'hot' ones, R6!

--Anonymous
replies 7Dec 6, 2017 9:11 AM +00:00

r5, I was thinking of downloading it off there because I saw porn actor Logan Moore in the preview. Is he actually interviewed or just passing eye candy

--Anonymous
replies 8Dec 6, 2017 9:33 AM +00:00

You get to see a dance floor blowjob.

--Anonymous
replies 9Dec 6, 2017 9:48 AM +00:00

What a dreary-assed waste of time this was. A friend recommended it, so I held on. Otherwise, I would have jumped this ship in the first 10 minutes.

To be avoided.

--Anonymous
replies 10Dec 6, 2017 9:49 AM +00:00

I hope no straight people see this. We have enough problems already.

--Anonymous
replies 11Dec 6, 2017 10:15 AM +00:00

They look quite sleazy and so what. The guys in the OP's pic are not "eldergays". Fuck off OP.

--Anonymous
replies 12Dec 6, 2017 10:24 AM +00:00

Ugh. Sorry, I can't with the gay cruisers. It's a red-flag for sure.

--Anonymous
replies 13Dec 6, 2017 10:30 AM +00:00

The thought of being on a cruise like that terrifies me. Like being stuck in a gay dance bar for a week with nowhere to escape to.

--Anonymous
replies 14Dec 6, 2017 10:31 AM +00:00

Pretty people don't have to pay to have a good time.

But I do like the docu's angle of people from anti gay countries doing these circuit (ship) cruise parties to celebrate who they are.

--Anonymous
replies 15Dec 6, 2017 10:32 AM +00:00
The guys in the OP's pic are not "eldergays". Fuck off OP.

Did it ever occur to you that maybe the trailer doesn't show the eIdergays so that people will actually WATCH it?

--Anonymous
replies 16Dec 6, 2017 10:35 AM +00:00

If you are looking for love and long term relationship than a gay cruise isn't the best place to find it.

Come to think of it, there aren't many places that gay men can meet other gays without a "I'm only here to fuck" mantric tone.

--Anonymous
replies 17Dec 6, 2017 10:50 AM +00:00

I am 100% homosexual, and even I can't fathom going on a cruise like that. That's just too damn many queers in one place at one time for me.

--Anonymous
replies 18Dec 6, 2017 10:53 AM +00:00

Its not my cup of tea or my crowd. But it seems churlish for "tasteful friends" to poo poo the tacky gays who choose such holidays and enjoy them. Eek gads, many probably save up their money for a year to buy such holidays, and want to have a good time. The scandal of it all.

--Anonymous
replies 19Dec 6, 2017 11:05 AM +00:00

Gay cruises are the male versions of Michfest where gay guys can't wait to escape the real world to be fabulous gays around other fabulous gays and be absolutely fabulously gay for a couple of days.

--Anonymous
replies 20Dec 6, 2017 11:05 AM +00:00

Reminds me of when a friend and I went to the White Party in Palm Springs one year. We felt so out of place. It's like we were looking into a fish tank with a lot of crazy multicolored fishes. Nothing that was going on clicked with us. It actually made me kind of sad. I'm not sure why. Maybe because I realized I wasn't a member of the tribe.

--Anonymous
replies 21Dec 6, 2017 11:10 AM +00:00

It's like a visit at a Disney theme park. It can be fun with the right people at your side for a little while but getting tedious when you are alone (or not with the right people at your side) and / or stay for too long.

--Anonymous
replies 22Dec 6, 2017 11:32 AM +00:00

r8 i don't know who that is...but i did only skim through there, was a guy dressed like sia at the drag dinner though. lol

--Anonymous
replies 23Dec 6, 2017 11:33 AM +00:00

R21, you felt out of place at the Palm Springs White Party because you weren't strung out on party drugs.

--Anonymous
replies 24Dec 6, 2017 6:06 PM +00:00
Yes, there's a black guy from New York.

No white guy from New York?

--Anonymous
replies 25Dec 6, 2017 6:23 PM +00:00

It looks like a documentary about Atlantis Cruises - is that what it is?

--Anonymous
replies 26Dec 6, 2017 6:25 PM +00:00

I watched it and have to agree that it was sad. That ship looked filthy. There’s no way I would’ve been able to eat anything on that ship. I really think some of the guys on there had mental issues.

At least the guy from Dubai? knew the cruel ways of the gays and that he didn’t measure up. They showed him alone a lot and him staying in his room because he was being ignored by everyone.

--Julie, your Cruise Director
replies 27Dec 6, 2017 6:39 PM +00:00

an Israeli dragging on Palestinians. Typical. At least he wasn't shooting an elderly woman in the head, I guess.

--Anonymous
replies 28Dec 6, 2017 7:31 PM +00:00

Gay Cruises = White Trash sex orgies with lots of meth & cocaine!

--Anonymous
replies 29Dec 6, 2017 7:37 PM +00:00

Sad depressing movie. Lonely guys from various countries flock to this once-a-year gay cruise (organized by an event production company who charters a cruise ship). Trying to escape their repressed environment, attempting to look and act in order to fit in some mythical tribe, or their perceptions of what it might be.

Documentary is produced by a German company with a lot of broken English dialogue, feels like we’re missing lots of the original message. Almost felt like a throwback to old Yahoo chatrooms at certain parts of the day.

--Never getting those 90 minutes back
replies 30Dec 7, 2017 4:53 PM +00:00

Was this really a documentary though? The shots all seemed too perfectly set up with a static camera angle, and the film has a writer. Do most documentaries have writers?

--Anonymous
replies 31Dec 7, 2017 5:28 PM +00:00

This ghastly film concentrated on the cross dressers and other freaks. The vast majority of guys on these cruises are normal guys looking for a good party and a vacation at sea

--Anonymous
replies 32Dec 7, 2017 6:37 PM +00:00

R31 strangely IMDB doesn’t list a writer, but it’s not that uncommon to have one. In a “classic” doc there often is some or tons of narration, to introduce topics, bridge segments, provide context, and obviously this needs to be scripted.

--Anonymous
replies 33Dec 8, 2017 6:15 AM +00:00

This is why we can't have nice things.

--Anonymous
replies 34Dec 8, 2017 6:21 AM +00:00
strangely IMDB doesn’t list a writer, but it’s not that uncommon to have one. In a “classic” doc there often is some or tons of narration, to introduce topics, bridge segments, provide context, and obviously this needs to be scripted.

I get that, but this "film" had no narration at all. So...just curious what needed to be written if it was truly a documentary, as Netflix suggests.

--Anonymous
replies 35Dec 8, 2017 6:25 AM +00:00

These sorts of things belong to another time and place. Theres no reason now to have exclusive gay anything,according to the young people today. If I still partied,even as a fat 56 year old,Id jump right in to a cruise like that. I wouldnt give a fig what the "young and beautiful" thought of my old carcass,and I would have a blast.And I bet Id get laid (albeit for a cost!) . Young gays are so determined to ape hetero's theyve forgotten the joys of hedonistic fun.

--Anonymous
replies 36Dec 8, 2017 6:36 AM +00:00

I hope the ship was well-sanitized before the next cruise.

--Anonymous
replies 37Dec 8, 2017 7:12 AM +00:00

Didn't participating in this endanger these men?

--Anonymous
replies 38Dec 8, 2017 7:16 AM +00:00

The sad truth is that the gay community is not all hot hunks. There are plenty of below average men who live sad below average lives and take advantage of such events like the White Party or go on a Gay Cruise to have fun and feel fabulous.

--Anonymous
replies 39Dec 8, 2017 7:26 AM +00:00

looks like the saddest doc ever. Dreadful.

--Anonymous
replies 40Dec 8, 2017 7:29 AM +00:00

I had to stop watching- cruises in general have no appeal and the crowd was kind of ick. Guess I'm an elitist.

--Anonymous
replies 41Dec 8, 2017 7:51 AM +00:00

I went on the local gay dating / hook up site yesterday. Presentable guy over 50 was looking for younger and many of the trolly guys over 50, the same. Half the guys who looked 55 or 60 listed 40 something as their ages. Plus, I go out, I dont meet over 50's anywhere.

I would go on an 0ver 50 cruise. Why not. Its not my cup of tea but at least some over 50's would be forced to deal with each other face to face and stop the virtual supermarket ridiculous categories.

--Anonymous
replies 42Dec 8, 2017 8:05 AM +00:00
Documentary is produced by a German company

That explains a lot.

--Anonymous
replies 43Dec 8, 2017 8:22 AM +00:00
Didn't participating in this endanger these men?

I didn't see it but I thought about that immediately. If you are closeted from a country where homosexuality is scorned why would you agree to be filmed for a documentary? I'm from US and would incur some professional risk if filmed on a cruise as debauched and hedonistic as some have described this one.

--Anonymous
replies 44Dec 8, 2017 9:10 AM +00:00

could you imagine a black light in one of the cabins with the lights out? CSI GayBoat.

--Anonymous
replies 45Dec 8, 2017 9:42 AM +00:00

I loved it and cried a little at the end. I loved all their flawed bodies and open desire for love, sex and to have fun. I'd like to have seen more about the friendships that sustained them but otherwise thought it was a really accurate account of gay life. Perhaps for some people it was a little too close to the bone?

--Anonymous
replies 46Dec 10, 2017 12:03 PM +00:00

This trailer only cements the fact that I tried to kill myself because of my sexual orientation. I was freaked out by shit like that. Life isn't just about sex.

--Anonymous
replies 47Dec 10, 2017 12:11 PM +00:00
Life isn't just about sex.

And yet you claim you tried to kill yourself because of your sexual orientation. Life is what YOU make of it, not what others make of theirs and your approval or disapproval.

--Anonymous
replies 48Dec 10, 2017 12:16 PM +00:00

It’s one thing to encounter “no fats and no fems” and “no pecs, no sex” online but being trapped on a boat with those people sounds like torture.

What happens if a fatty dares to step on to the dance floor? Do the muscle queens merely give dirty looks and dance away or do they become violent?

--Anonymous
replies 49Dec 10, 2017 12:22 PM +00:00

I was surprised at how confident the indian guy was with his flabby belly and he had sex with at least 6 people vs the hot palestinian guy who scored none. Though i must say the palestinian has mental issues. My take away is that it is not always looks that wins. Even if u r fugly, if u r confident u will get laid. Tha explains why i do no hook up. I am cuckoo

--Anonymous
replies 50Dec 10, 2017 12:23 PM +00:00

In the water I'm a skinny lady.

--Belle Rosen
replies 51Dec 10, 2017 12:28 PM +00:00

Charming people get laid.

--Anonymous
replies 52Dec 10, 2017 12:35 PM +00:00

It was the young Polish man who didn't get laid--despite being very attractive. He was pre-occupied with finding love on a fuck flotilla.

--Anonymous
replies 53Dec 10, 2017 12:40 PM +00:00

Is one of those cruised where they bring porn performers and escorts, er, go go boys and its a "get laid" affair?

--Anonymous
replies 54Dec 10, 2017 1:09 PM +00:00

The Indian guy, who I don’t think was Indian , said he got laid six times but I think he was just saying that to try to impress the Polish guy.

--Anonymous
replies 55Dec 10, 2017 1:17 PM +00:00

Bit older & long partnered, I don't want that scene. Maybe years ago, but not now. I am fine with a little dancing, but I want away from crowds, drama, drunks, and stink.

Give me a lounge chair, beach unbrella, fruity cocktails, few around, and I am fine.

--Anonymous
replies 56Dec 10, 2017 1:50 PM +00:00

^umbrella (whatever)

--Anonymous
replies 57Dec 10, 2017 1:52 PM +00:00

I loved the Indian guy but I also think he was lying about getting laid. He was probably surprised to hear his friend slept with nobody.

--Anonymous
replies 58Dec 10, 2017 3:21 PM +00:00

The compulsion to fuck more people than your friends should end when a man hits his 20s.

Bragging about all your conquests at age 40 is pathetic, gay or straight.

--Anonymous
replies 59Dec 10, 2017 3:24 PM +00:00

r59, blame it on arrested development or mid life crisis where adults try to make up for lost time.

--Anonymous
replies 60Dec 10, 2017 3:26 PM +00:00

The part where he’s getting ready for International Night or whatever it’s called (guys trying to incorporate their flag or colors in their cruisey cruise outfit) is, well, interesting... Admiring himself, preening in a mirror, but referring to his various “attributes” as India, almost like a 3rd person thing. Again probably missing something due to language issues.

--Anonymous
replies 61Dec 10, 2017 3:44 PM +00:00

What I see here is a bunch of 3's and 4's pretending to be 10's.

Sad.

--D.
replies 62Dec 10, 2017 3:57 PM +00:00

This is depressing. Not sure I can finish it. I've found fun in gay environments, so I couldn't begrudge people their vacation. But this is depressing. There either from repressive countries or miserable and lonely so far. Or both.

--Anonymous
replies 63Dec 10, 2017 4:42 PM +00:00

whoops.. they're. Too circuit/body centric for me... It's weird knowing that for some this is the optimal or only way to be gay. It's a little tragic.

--Anonymous
replies 64Dec 10, 2017 4:48 PM +00:00

Does the film show lots of sex and drugs that takes place on gay cruises?

--Anonymous
replies 65Dec 10, 2017 10:46 PM +00:00

A little bit of sex, R65. I feel a little cold after it. Was hoping it'd be more Love Boat and exploring the ship and character interactions. It's more earnest than that. I get the idea: we all have stereotypes about the people on a cruise like this, so it was a serious effort to humanize the subjects. Some nice film work; I liked the shots of the guys lined up, party shots, nice they flew a drone straight above the boat. But it all came off a little dour and for most of the dudes it was an oddly sexless environment. Maybe if the subjects had been more interesting or if I was less familiar with their gripes. Though the Indian guy and the French dude in the wheelchair were ok. But pretty sure some of it was boring.

--Anonymous
replies 66Dec 11, 2017 2:21 AM +00:00

The dude with the blonde hair & the ear gauges had a great ass & surprisingly nice body. Too bad about the ear gauges though.

--Anonymous
replies 67Dec 11, 2017 4:20 AM +00:00

I thought it was far more interesting and watchable then it should have been. Yes, a little sad too. But fun and funny in parts too.

And I want some of the drugs the guys are doing on the ship!

--Anonymous
replies 68Dec 11, 2017 4:37 AM +00:00

R49 the fattie will be ignored by the guys with muscles.

You comment makes me sad.

--Anonymous
replies 69Dec 11, 2017 5:30 AM +00:00

Watching this now. It is more serious and sad than I expected which I am not upset about.

--Anonymous
replies 70Dec 13, 2017 4:42 PM +00:00

It's not Atlantis, it's a European company, which is why the men are so international.

--Anonymous
replies 71Dec 13, 2017 4:49 PM +00:00

Oh god, the polish cutie is on a gay party boat complaining how he is desperate to find true loce and not a quick fuck. Delusional, the cut from the dance floor bj to that was perfect.

It does seem a big draw is socially awkward men excited for their "gay experience", whatever they think that means.

--Anonymous
replies 72Dec 13, 2017 4:54 PM +00:00

Netflix says this mess is "trending" which mortifies me.

--Anonymous
replies 73Dec 13, 2017 5:52 PM +00:00

I watched it , the polish guy seemed genuine but those eyebrows were overdone, he was cute in that innocent boyish way that will fade around 35. I felt sorry for the Indian dude , I was impressed by the two disabled guys getting out there and showing able bodied how its done!

There was a smattering of eldergays on that cruise , when they did the panorama of everyone in line the dude with the grey /white hair and obviously dyed ( just for men medium brown ) mustache was comical. Who dyes just their mustache ???

I think I would get bored after the 2nd day on something like that.

--Anonymous
replies 74Dec 16, 2017 5:26 PM +00:00

It felt sad and the poz guy sucking some random skank cock in full view of everyone was just creepy.

--Anonymous
replies 75Dec 16, 2017 5:31 PM +00:00

The Polish guy, Marek is a star!

Offsite Link
--Anonymous
replies 76Dec 16, 2017 5:42 PM +00:00

He calls himself a "Dreamboat actor" which further proves this wasn't a documentary.

--Anonymous
replies 77Dec 16, 2017 9:30 PM +00:00
I hope the ship was well-sanitized before the next cruise.

Once again I'm left wondering how many homophobic hets are posting here. Why the hell should the ship be sanitized extra well after a gay cruise, since that's obviously what you're implying.

I've been to enough straight nightclubs to know that they can easily be just as sex-driven and dirty as gay clubs. I once stayed in a hotel where the indoor balcony overlooked a restaurant that turned into a nightclub after hours. It was mostly under 30 crowd but geez those people were having fun. I saw a guy pull out his half-hard cock to show to a girl he'd just met in the middle of the floor where they were surrounded by dozens of people. He looked like a hottie so I didn't mind the view at all.

--Anonymous
replies 78Dec 16, 2017 9:58 PM +00:00

Uh...did you see all of the used condoms laying around on the ship's deck after one of their parties, R78?

--Anonymous
replies 79Dec 16, 2017 11:30 PM +00:00

At least they used condoms R79, these days most do not .

--Anonymous
replies 80Dec 20, 2017 11:54 AM +00:00

That's cool but I still wouldn't want to walk around barefoot where a bunch of used condoms had just been swept up!

--Anonymous
replies 81Dec 20, 2017 1:08 PM +00:00

Yeah R80...I'm sure most of them used condoms...wink.

--Anonymous
replies 82Dec 20, 2017 1:13 PM +00:00

Who walks around barefooted anyway, R81?

--Anonymous
replies 83Dec 20, 2017 7:31 PM +00:00

People around a cruise ship pool?

--Anonymous
replies 84Dec 20, 2017 7:34 PM +00:00

Who actually swims on a cruise ship ???

--R83
replies 85Dec 20, 2017 7:54 PM +00:00

That scene with the guy squirting his douch water should have made this an NCAA-17 rating, even if it wasn't a close up scene you could clearly see what he was doing.

--Anonymous
replies 86Dec 20, 2017 7:56 PM +00:00

i beleive that Pence produced this.

--Anonymous
replies 87Dec 20, 2017 8:11 PM +00:00

r87, sure seems like it.

--Anonymous
replies 88Dec 22, 2017 8:23 PM +00:00

I just starting watching this....it's sad and depressing, not sure if I'll finish watching.

--Anonymous
replies 89Jan 10, 2018 5:30 PM +00:00
That's cool but I still wouldn't want to walk around barefoot where a bunch of used condoms had just been swept up!

I imagine this to be quite dangerous actually. You could slip and fall on such a slippery surface. Even with shoes or sandals.

--Anonymous
replies 90Jan 10, 2018 5:40 PM +00:00

Mary!

--Anonymous
replies 91Jan 10, 2018 5:41 PM +00:00

Is this a Costa ship? it looks really run down.

--Anonymous
replies 92Jan 10, 2018 5:42 PM +00:00

My heart goes out to anyone struggling to come out and watch this shit and think this how life really is... And yes I am sex shaming the hell out of those queens.

--Anonymous
replies 93Jan 10, 2018 5:53 PM +00:00

Dunno about the video but the guy in the middle of the still in OP's video is my kinda hot guy. Damn that man is delicious. Is he the protagonist of that "movie"?

--Anonymous
replies 94Jan 10, 2018 6:31 PM +00:00

I'm watching this now. The guys and their stories are very touching. Its a downer of a. movie. Obviously they wanted that and with the sad music. "Dream Boat" is bitterly ironic.

--Anonymous
replies 95Jan 14, 2018 11:36 AM +00:00

Netflix actually wanted to call it The Chickenhawk Titanic because it quite aptly described this mess of a show.

--Anonymous
replies 96Jan 14, 2018 11:45 AM +00:00

;O too many tree trunk waists.

--Anonymous
replies 97Jan 14, 2018 12:05 PM +00:00

Virulent. Anal. Warts.

--that is all
replies 98Jan 14, 2018 1:19 PM +00:00

You can fast forward to the blow job at 43:00 or thereabouts.

Marek has a Polish last name, but he looks Middle Eastern. If he'd just stayed a week in Barcelona, instead of getting on the boat, he'd have gotten laid every night.

All the frone shots of the boat are awesome.

--Anonymous
replies 99Jan 14, 2018 3:00 PM +00:00

Correction: DRONE shots.

--Anonymous
replies 100Jan 14, 2018 3:04 PM +00:00

Figures the poz guy with the gay version of Peter Pan Syndrome would be the one shown blowing a whore on the dance floor.

--Anonymous
replies 101Jan 15, 2018 12:34 AM +00:00

The Indian guy is very sweet. He would make a good boyfriend. Of course I say this at 55 having been single 10 years. I wouldn't have been interested at 30.

--Anonymous
replies 102Feb 12, 2018 11:03 AM +00:00

Their flights to the port of departure must have been killer, with all that excess baggage.

--Anonymous
replies 103Feb 12, 2018 11:19 AM +00:00

Trailer looks good.

--Anonymous
replies 104Feb 12, 2018 12:45 PM +00:00

Basically everyone in this movie are scene queens and not even hot ones. Actually even so-called HOT scene queens I don't find hot. I'm not attracted to anyone who's sceney and or conforms to the prevailing gay esthetic.

--Anonymous
replies 105Jun 27, 2018 2:05 PM +00:00

Is there any sex in this video?

--Anonymous
replies 106Jun 30, 2018 5:50 AM +00:00

It was like a Palm Springs/Cathedral City clothing optional resort at sea. Gross and sad.

--Anonymous
replies 107Jun 30, 2018 6:33 AM +00:00

I'd rather be celibate.

--Anonymous
replies 108Jun 30, 2018 6:34 AM +00:00

If you're not celibate ...

We could raise hell a bit.

--Mallory Kingsley
replies 109Jun 30, 2018 6:47 AM +00:00

R106 it's been a while but I vaguely remember one "party" scene at night where there one dude on his knees sucking another dude off on the Promenade Deck, way back in the distance so while you know what's going on there's really not much to see.

--Anonymous
replies 110Jun 30, 2018 8:00 AM +00:00

It's the gay Love Boat?

--Anonymous
replies 111Jun 30, 2018 8:41 AM +00:00

Did they show any overdoses?

--Anonymous
replies 112Jun 30, 2018 8:51 AM +00:00