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Tasteful Friends: You Can Buy Nicole and Keith's Tennessee Retreat

So very dull. I nearly nodded off 1/3 of the way through the gallery.

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are not the buyers of an opulent, $39 million New York City townhouse mansion, as was widely reported in property gossip columns around the globe last week — but they …
replies 16Dec 6, 2017 5:30 AM +00:00

As far as I can tell the house accomplishes exactly what a home in rural Tennessee should. Lot of windows.

replies 1Dec 6, 2017 5:57 AM +00:00

Your linked is blocked OP.

replies 2Dec 6, 2017 6:08 AM +00:00

Is he gay ? I know she is rumored to like women. Is this a lavender marriage ? What’s the deal ?

replies 3Dec 6, 2017 6:14 AM +00:00

Sorry to be such a rube, but if you buy a multi-million dollar home like this, does the furniture come with it?

replies 4Dec 6, 2017 6:22 AM +00:00

Try this, R2

Offsite Link
replies 5Dec 6, 2017 6:24 AM +00:00

Agree. Snoozeville.

replies 6Dec 6, 2017 6:36 AM +00:00

I like it.

Pleasant setting. Restful.

And not that awful overdone inside style on most celeb homes.

replies 7Dec 6, 2017 6:59 AM +00:00

The house has been staged. Poorly.

replies 8Dec 6, 2017 7:08 AM +00:00

If anyone knows Nashville, they would know that Franklin is not exactly rural farmland. It's part of Nashville's sprawl, and many people live there and work in Nashville. It is home to the area's largest mall. That said, the house is surprisingly modest, given how much time they spent there, and how much money they have. I think it's a lovely house, although who knows what it looked like when they lived there.

replies 9Dec 6, 2017 7:21 AM +00:00

R5 that link doesn't show any of the interior of the house.

replies 10Dec 6, 2017 7:28 AM +00:00

R9 - look at the link. The house isn't located on rural farmland, but clearly the property is rural with tremendous views.

replies 11Dec 7, 2017 8:21 AM +00:00

It's as bland as they are.

replies 12Dec 7, 2017 8:24 AM +00:00

I find it has unusually clean lines for a middle-aged lesbian couple like Nicole and Keith.

replies 13Dec 7, 2017 8:26 AM +00:00

I ignored all the pointy furniture (staged) but the house itself seems to have too many pointy sharp details. Bad Feng shui.

replies 14Dec 7, 2017 8:37 AM +00:00

Really awkward layout, especially the kitchen.

replies 15Dec 7, 2017 8:53 AM +00:00

Its ok. The land is the best part.

replies 16Dec 7, 2017 9:19 AM +00:00