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My dog rubs his peen

I guess is normal, but never having had a dog before, it surprised me.

He sits on his butt and takes his right paw and rubs it back and forth on his dick. He's neutered but I guess he still likes the feeling.

Does your dog do this?

--Anonymous
replies 19Dec 6, 2017 2:58 AM +00:00

This is why I'd never get a male dog. Much less hassle with a female dog.

--Anonymous
replies 1Dec 6, 2017 3:05 AM +00:00

I’ve seen cats do that.

--Anonymous
replies 2Dec 6, 2017 3:07 AM +00:00

Doggie see doggie do. He's picking up these habits from you OP.

--Anonymous
replies 3Dec 6, 2017 3:09 AM +00:00

Dogs do not do this. Cats neither (their penises are internal and not visible).

Dogs do lick themselves.

--Anonymous
replies 4Dec 6, 2017 3:11 AM +00:00

I've never seen it -- and I've had a number of neutered male dogs.

Maybe you turn him on, OP.

--Anonymous
replies 5Dec 6, 2017 3:26 AM +00:00
Doggie see doggie do. He's picking up these habits from you OP.

OP sits on his butt and rubs his dick with his foot?

--Anonymous
replies 6Dec 6, 2017 3:28 AM +00:00

Animals mastutbate — at least mammals do.

Even animals without hands. There’s a spot somewhere on the coast of Washington state where the seabed is covered with smooth pebbles and male killer whales will congregate around this spot, swimming close to the seabed and rubbing their penises (which are enormous) along the pebbles until they orgasm. The water there is often infused with ejaculate from the whales.

I don’t know how female killer whales get off.

--Anonymous
replies 7Dec 6, 2017 3:32 AM +00:00

Yes, they still get a boner even after neutering, sometimes it's a dominance thing, sometimes they still have some hormones in their system. Dogs love bones.

--Anonymous
replies 8Dec 6, 2017 3:41 AM +00:00

R4 because they can

--Anonymous
replies 9Dec 6, 2017 3:44 AM +00:00

Your dog’s a perv.

--In my dog-owning history I have never observed this behavior
replies 10Dec 6, 2017 5:23 AM +00:00

Stop projecting your actions on me and stop blaming me when we all know you're the one who farted.

--Your dog
replies 11Dec 6, 2017 5:30 AM +00:00

my dog would fuck a toy monkey and any leg it came in contact with

--Anonymous
replies 12Dec 6, 2017 5:48 AM +00:00

oh and he would lick his cock for hours until he orgasmed

--Anonymous
replies 13Dec 6, 2017 5:49 AM +00:00

My dog would get a raging hard on and bite it. He had a huge dick and was not a big dog.

--Lesbian
replies 14Dec 6, 2017 6:14 AM +00:00

At least someone has some fun 😊

--Anonymous
replies 15Dec 6, 2017 7:08 AM +00:00

Dog peen is so gross. The first time I saw one was on our neighbor's dog. The peen looked like a lipstick coming out of its tube and I screamed.

I must add: The guy who owned the dog was really sexy, and used to mow the lawn without a shirt, and wearing 80s gym teacher shorts. About 6', dark hair, dark body hair, but not too much. He spent a lot of time playing basketball, and it showed. My mother called him "Mr. Butts", and mother and gayling would ogle the man together. The dog was upsetting, though.

--Anonymous
replies 16Dec 6, 2017 7:13 AM +00:00

I feel the same way about male dogs, R16. I prefer female dogs, they don't get their preriod after getting fixed eiter. So you don't have to worry about that part.

--Anonymous
replies 17Dec 6, 2017 7:16 AM +00:00

female dogs are not as loving as male dogs

--Anonymous
replies 18Dec 6, 2017 6:40 PM +00:00

OP, this is exactly the reason we'd adopted a female dog: no unnecessary embarrassing moments per the power of the peen. Ewww.

--Anonymous
replies 19Dec 6, 2017 6:46 PM +00:00