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My hole is bleeding.

I hope the experts here can help!

--Anonymous
replies 56Dec 5, 2017 11:32 PM +00:00

Of course we can! If you can't get accurate medical advice here where can you get it?

So pop a cork in your ass and just pretend it's not happening.

--Your welcome.
replies 1Dec 5, 2017 11:36 PM +00:00

Use a styptic pencil

--Anonymous
replies 2Dec 5, 2017 11:36 PM +00:00

Which of the seven holes is/are bleeding?

What color is the blood?

How much have you lost?

If this is a medical emergency, step AFK and call 911...

--Anonymous
replies 3Dec 5, 2017 11:37 PM +00:00

Ass

Red

Enough to stain my shorts and when i wipe

It's not, but it does sting.

--Op
replies 4Dec 5, 2017 11:40 PM +00:00

Does it hurt?

--Anonymous
replies 5Dec 5, 2017 11:40 PM +00:00

Yes, it hurts/stings.

--Op
replies 6Dec 5, 2017 11:41 PM +00:00

It's haemorrhoids. Pop some haemorrhoid cream on it and eat more fibre.

--Anonymous
replies 7Dec 5, 2017 11:45 PM +00:00

I don't know if it's hemorrhoids. I think I'm too young for that plus I eat pretty well.

--Op
replies 8Dec 5, 2017 11:49 PM +00:00

OP, I thinked my ass wash bleeding too wash my video all will be revealeded.

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--Jill
replies 9Dec 5, 2017 11:53 PM +00:00

Are you a bottom who's just had rough sex? If not, it's roids.

--Anonymous
replies 10Dec 6, 2017 12:04 AM +00:00

I had sex for the first time in months but it wasn't rough. That might be it.

--Op
replies 11Dec 6, 2017 12:29 AM +00:00

You popped an anal surface vein. It should close by itself.

--Anonymous
replies 12Dec 6, 2017 12:36 AM +00:00

You are not too young...it is a bleeding. Hemmroid . don't wipe so hard.

--Anonymous
replies 13Dec 6, 2017 12:47 AM +00:00

OP is pregnant!

--Dr. Erna
replies 14Dec 6, 2017 1:25 AM +00:00

Baby, if your shower has a tub you should take a bath. Stop thinking about blood and think of Great Britain.

--Anonymous
replies 15Dec 6, 2017 1:28 AM +00:00

Incorrect Dr Erna, OP just lost her baby

--Nurse MPC
replies 16Dec 6, 2017 2:13 AM +00:00

Anal fissure. They take forever to heal. Sorry.

--You're welcome
replies 17Dec 6, 2017 2:34 AM +00:00

Did you take a huge, rock hard shit? This can cause one's Ginny Cake to bleed.

--Anonymous
replies 18Dec 6, 2017 2:56 AM +00:00

Plug it up! Plug it up! Plug it up!

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--Anonymous
replies 19Dec 6, 2017 3:16 AM +00:00

Don’t strain when you poop.

If you can’t poop without straining, change your diet

And consider wet wipes instead of TP

--Anonymous
replies 20Dec 6, 2017 3:27 AM +00:00

How can you tell if you have piles or a fissure?

--Anonymous
replies 21Dec 6, 2017 3:34 AM +00:00

Why would you have piles of fish?

Are you that "Cheryl" person?

--Emily Litella
replies 22Dec 6, 2017 3:47 AM +00:00

OP, take the fist out and give your hole a day or two to rest.

Report back here with your progress.

--Anonymous
replies 23Dec 6, 2017 3:57 AM +00:00

OP, what’s on your iPod?

--Anonymous
replies 24Dec 6, 2017 4:13 AM +00:00

Stuff it with marshmallows.

--Anonymous
replies 25Dec 6, 2017 6:07 AM +00:00

It could be colon cancer.

--Anonymous
replies 26Dec 6, 2017 6:11 AM +00:00

You're not too young. I got hemorrhoids when I was 18 during my first year of college. Combination of stress, dorm food and cheap dorm toilet paper that felt like sandpaper.

On the bright side, it made me a top.

--Anonymous
replies 27Dec 6, 2017 6:15 AM +00:00

When we ask what color the blood is take it seriously. If it is a bright light-ish red that it's near the anus, it is superficial, and it could be a scratch. the darker it is the more problematic. Now if as has been suggested you busted a small blood vessel or stretched your hole that is not necessarily problematic and yes hemorroids can do that so use some ointment. The color of the blood should be a deeper red but NOT DARK, sort of like when you cut yourself. Now if the blood is dark, get to the ER because you literally tore your ass and probably ruptured something.

--Anonymous
replies 28Dec 6, 2017 6:26 AM +00:00

Thank you r27, for telling your story of triumph over adversity. See, OP, silver linings abound if you know how to reframe your thoughts.

--Anonymous
replies 29Dec 6, 2017 7:41 AM +00:00

W&W for R29. Such eloquence in such an unexpected place

--Anonymous
replies 30Dec 6, 2017 7:47 AM +00:00

I am humbled, r30, by your sweet words!

R29

--Anonymous
replies 31Dec 6, 2017 1:56 PM +00:00

What a happy thread this is (aside from the profuse anal bleeding).

--Anonymous
replies 32Dec 6, 2017 2:07 PM +00:00

Profuse anal bleeding makes the DL happy, obviously.

--Anonymous
replies 33Dec 6, 2017 2:23 PM +00:00

Use mild baby wipes, try a sitz bath (look it up), take OTC stool softeners. You are not too young for hemorrhoids. If it continues, see a doctor. Metamucil will keep you regular.

--Anonymous
replies 34Dec 6, 2017 2:41 PM +00:00

Bright red blood usually indicative of hemorrhoids and or a bit of anal trauma. Epsom salt bath in hot water helps ALOT.

--Anonymous
replies 35Dec 6, 2017 2:44 PM +00:00

I had an Australian patient once with anal bleeding caused by a set of cutlery, but that wasn't the weird part. When I crept into his room to smell his neck and listen to his breathing, he was hovering two feet above the bed and chanting in Latin. I've never dated a possessed dude before. Are they romantic? I think it would be interesting. If he asks me out, where do you think he'll take me on our first date?

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--PMBT-ish
replies 36Dec 6, 2017 2:48 PM +00:00

Dear Lord in Heaven!

--Genuinely Concerned Rim Team Mom
replies 37Dec 6, 2017 3:03 PM +00:00

Perhaps it's a new form of the Stigmata.

--Praise!
replies 38Dec 6, 2017 3:06 PM +00:00

The true horror of anal bleeding happens after 50 years old. Your dumps are never predictable, you can look forward to ass ripping constipation for a week then diarrhea followed by hemorrhoids. I haven't had a normal dump in years and no I'm not a bottom. Also what R28 said is right, if the blood is light don't worry, if it's red start to worry, if it's black go to emergency.

--Anonymous
replies 39Dec 6, 2017 3:13 PM +00:00

Why go to a doctor when you can come to datalounge. So far, OP has been diagnose with "meh, it's nothing" to "OMG, he's going to die" A doctor would have eliminated all the excitement. Is it cancer or roids??? Only time will tell! Yaaay.

--Anonymous
replies 40Dec 6, 2017 3:52 PM +00:00

The stuff I bought didn't help, it's still bleeding a bit.

--Op
replies 41Dec 7, 2017 12:33 AM +00:00

It probably needs to be cauterized. Cauterized is when they take a burning hot needle and...nevermind...

--Anonymous
replies 42Dec 7, 2017 5:23 AM +00:00

Can I have your stuff ??

--please
replies 43Dec 7, 2017 8:07 AM +00:00

Can you post pictures ?

--Anonymous
replies 44Dec 7, 2017 8:09 AM +00:00

OP. Go to a damned doctor. If it gets infected it'll be much worse. Much.

--Anonymous
replies 45Dec 7, 2017 1:46 PM +00:00

r20, switch to wet wipes only if you have a hunky plumber, because you will be spending some precious time with him.

--Anonymous
replies 46Dec 7, 2017 1:53 PM +00:00

R41, assuming you’re still alive and haven’t succumbed to massive blood loss, if you’re still bleeding, time to go to a doctor.

If you don’t have one or your insurance is sketchy, don’t go to the emergency room. Go to Quick Care or pretty much any doctor’s office, but don’t go to the emergency room unless it’s pretty serious. They charge a lot more for every service at the emergency room. Even aspirin and Kleenex costs more. The room alone is about $500 a day, not counting treatment. It’s like the most expensive hotel you’ve ever been in, there are no amenities and the service is shitty.

If you go to Quick Care you have to pay something down, but they bill you for the rest so you probably won’t pay for it all up front. Also, if you need prescriptions filled, Costco is cheap but call first in case they don’t carry it. They can order it for you. If it’s not a generic, or something unusual,and you need it right away, it’s worth it to call first and make sure somebody’s got it in stock. If it’s expensive and you don’t have insurance, you can have the prescription partially filled. They will charge you for what you get. Walmart does this all the time.

If you bleed out, can we have your stuff?

--If you’re already dead, please disregard.
replies 47Dec 7, 2017 2:19 PM +00:00

OP- It sounds like the result of some anal sex. Take it easy, don't panic. Put some vaseline on the area where it's tender. Lay off working out, sex etc for 2, 3 days; you don't want to do anything that could place strain on the anus. As others have pointed out above, add fiber to your diet. You should't have to strain to defecate.

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--Anonymous
replies 48Dec 7, 2017 2:29 PM +00:00

Ok, thank you.

If I go to the doctor will he be able to tell I had anal?

--Op
replies 49Dec 8, 2017 1:28 PM +00:00
If I go to the doctor will he be able to tell I had anal?

I'm sure he'll be able to tell before you remove even one stitch of clothing, hon.

--Anonymous
replies 50Dec 8, 2017 1:31 PM +00:00

OP that doctor probably looked at a prolapsed vagina, a scorching case of the clap, a gangrenous foot, and an infected tattoo just in the last couple of days. They don't give a shit why your ass is bleeding, they just want to fix it so you can leave and they can deal with the kid who has a Cheeto stuck in their nose.

--Anonymous
replies 51Dec 8, 2017 4:05 PM +00:00

Hey, r40, don't forget words of encouragement with respect to people discovering whether they're a top or a bottom.

Seriously, OP, go see a doctor if you're that worried.

--We're helping!
replies 52Dec 8, 2017 4:14 PM +00:00

I guess you're right, R51. It's still embarrassing though lol. It's a bit better tonight so maybe it'll be all good. Thanks.

--Op
replies 53Dec 8, 2017 4:49 PM +00:00

Does your pussy stink too?

--Cheryl
replies 54Dec 8, 2017 4:55 PM +00:00

Go have a colonoscopy and yes they will ask you if you have anal sex but they've heard it all and could care less.

--Anonymous
replies 55Dec 8, 2017 5:01 PM +00:00

Did you go to the hospital or a doctor OP?

--Anonymous
replies 56Dec 9, 2017 11:09 AM +00:00