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“I’m a Dick Monster! I hunt for the dick!”

Sam Smith just said this on the Andy Cohen show.

Is that cute? Funny? Gross? Tacky as hell?

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--Anonymous
replies 56Dec 5, 2017 6:21 PM +00:00

It's gross because it's coming from him. Isn't he always whining about how he wants a girleen relationship?

--Anonymous
replies 1Dec 5, 2017 6:24 PM +00:00

Cute

--Anonymous
replies 2Dec 5, 2017 6:24 PM +00:00

I thought he wasn't gay anymore and was now pushing that nonbinary crap since DLB and Tom turned him down for a three-way since they have standards.

--Anonymous
replies 3Dec 5, 2017 6:24 PM +00:00

Tacky as hell.

Plus, no one likes him any more since he lost the weight.

We want the heavier Sam Smith back.

--Anonymous
replies 4Dec 5, 2017 6:27 PM +00:00

Was he forcibly pulled out of the vag with forceps?

--Anonymous
replies 5Dec 5, 2017 6:27 PM +00:00

Are you sure he wasn't doing an imitation of Andy?

--Anonymous
replies 6Dec 5, 2017 6:28 PM +00:00

It's funny. Let the guy have some fun. He's just a cute dork.

--Anonymous
replies 7Dec 5, 2017 6:33 PM +00:00

embarrassing

--Anonymous
replies 8Dec 5, 2017 6:34 PM +00:00

I’ve have experienced plenty of “dick monsters” firsthand and this insecure young man is NOT a dick monster.

--Anonymous
replies 9Dec 5, 2017 6:34 PM +00:00

I never liked him to begin with.

Spencer Day is a much more interesting gay singer.

Spencer on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/spencerdaymusic In the three years since the release of his debut recording Vagabond, vocalist-songwriter-pianis...
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--Anonymous
replies 10Dec 5, 2017 6:36 PM +00:00

Talentless try hard.

--Anonymous
replies 11Dec 5, 2017 6:40 PM +00:00

He seems the type who needs to get nearly blackout drunk before he could merely touch a man. Verdict: not a dick monster.

--Anonymous
replies 12Dec 5, 2017 6:43 PM +00:00

Well, it was the Andy Cohen show.

--Anonymous
replies 13Dec 5, 2017 6:44 PM +00:00

More like desperate for attention.

--Anonymous
replies 14Dec 5, 2017 6:44 PM +00:00

He just seems like a whiny bitch honestly too bad he's not het fraus love him.

--Anonymous
replies 15Dec 5, 2017 6:47 PM +00:00

David Cassidy wasn't gay and he is. Where's the justice in that?

--Anonymous
replies 16Dec 5, 2017 6:49 PM +00:00

Did he do some blow with Andy after the show?

--Kelly "Crypt Keeper" Ripa
replies 17Dec 5, 2017 6:49 PM +00:00
Well, it was the Andy Cohen show.

You mean the guy who turned Bravo into Boo-Hiss? That Andy Cohen?

--Anonymous
replies 18Dec 5, 2017 6:58 PM +00:00
seems like a whiny bitch honestly too bad he's not het. fraus love him

Wow, Sam and Andy sound exactly alike.

--Anonymous
replies 19Dec 5, 2017 6:59 PM +00:00

he's repulsive.

--Anonymous
replies 20Dec 5, 2017 7:02 PM +00:00

It's like someone combined Boy George and George Michael and split the difference but somehow left out the good parts.

--Anonymous
replies 21Dec 5, 2017 7:03 PM +00:00

Well, he has to make up for lost time. Lots of former fatties become sluts when they get some body confidence.

--Anonymous
replies 22Dec 5, 2017 7:08 PM +00:00

It's gross coming from him.

--Anonymous
replies 23Dec 5, 2017 7:14 PM +00:00

“I am the Spot Maker! I live in your dishwasher!!

--Anonymous
replies 24Dec 5, 2017 7:46 PM +00:00

Sad but true.

The fat girl lost all that weight, but guess what? She DOESN'T have a really pretty face.

--tut-tut
replies 25Dec 5, 2017 7:48 PM +00:00

Sam is hunting for YOUR dick.

--Anonymous
replies 26Dec 6, 2017 4:49 AM +00:00

Sam is just hungry for cum, this diet he is on makes him crave anything that he can swallow.

--Anonymous
replies 27Dec 6, 2017 5:18 AM +00:00

Why in the world did they use that photo as the album cover? It looks scary. Is it a joke?

--Anonymous
replies 28Dec 6, 2017 5:32 AM +00:00

If I were Muslim, he'd be the first one I'd throw off a roof.

--Anonymous
replies 29Dec 6, 2017 5:41 AM +00:00

Gross; he actually said that on TV?

"Monster"

Worst word you could have used.

--Anonymous
replies 30Dec 6, 2017 5:43 AM +00:00

I think there should be a specific prayer that celebrities should say if they're referenced on DL...because they'll be needing a resurrection once the DL has commented.

--Juliesha
replies 31Dec 6, 2017 5:48 AM +00:00

I feel weirdly sorry for him... he is much too fragile to be a celebrity. he reminds me of Susan Boyle that way.

--Anonymous
replies 32Dec 6, 2017 6:07 AM +00:00

Creepy and gross. No it's not because he's ugly it would still be creepy and gross coming from a hot gay. It would just be vulgar and slutty coming from a woman.

--Anonymous
replies 33Dec 6, 2017 6:07 AM +00:00

So he's a bottom?

--Anonymous
replies 34Dec 6, 2017 6:18 AM +00:00

I've decided he looks OK thin, but his singing turns me off.

--Anonymous
replies 35Dec 6, 2017 6:20 AM +00:00

Isn't he in a relationship with that guy from 13 reasons why?

--Anonymous
replies 36Dec 6, 2017 6:32 AM +00:00

This is what on of our newest "advocates" and "speakers" for the gay community brings to the table.

*eyeroll*

--This is why we don't take on "responsibilities" that we can't handle.
replies 37Dec 6, 2017 6:53 AM +00:00

his fame is one of the reasons everybody HATES millennials

--Anonymous
replies 38Dec 6, 2017 6:53 AM +00:00

Is his comment any different from what you year about vaginas or breasts from any number of straight celebs?

--Anonymous
replies 39Dec 6, 2017 6:56 AM +00:00

"...what you hear..."

--R39
replies 40Dec 6, 2017 6:57 AM +00:00

He should write a song about hunting for dick. I’m sure that his tween girl and soccer mom fans would love that.

--Anonymous
replies 41Dec 6, 2017 10:45 AM +00:00

Aren't there any gay male singers who can sing, don't play into this pomo word game crap, and actively court gay male fan bases on talent and not just looks?

--Anonymous
replies 42Dec 6, 2017 10:58 AM +00:00

I’d love to be a fly on the wall in the gay club when Sam enters to hunt for dick.

I imagine he “hunts” by sitting in a dark corner and giggling behind fruity drinks with his girlfriends.

--Anonymous
replies 43Dec 6, 2017 1:09 PM +00:00

Of course r39, you're absolutely right.

I've heard "I'm a GASH MONSTER!!!! I'm lit for the slit!!" from any number of straight celebrities.

--Anonymous
replies 44Dec 6, 2017 1:34 PM +00:00

^ Dead

--Anonymous
replies 45Dec 6, 2017 1:41 PM +00:00

Sam is just too creepy. I really don't understand how he became so successful. He's very limited as a singer, and he's not all that much to look at either. Makes no sense.

--Anonymous
replies 46Dec 6, 2017 1:57 PM +00:00

Sam is dreadful.

--Anonymous
replies 47Dec 6, 2017 1:59 PM +00:00

He needs to gain the weight back.

Then people will like him again.

--Anonymous
replies 48Dec 6, 2017 2:03 PM +00:00

If Shawn Mendes said the same thing we’d all be thrilled.

--Anonymous
replies 49Dec 6, 2017 2:06 PM +00:00

He probably gets way more dick than you'd think.

--Get it, gurl!
replies 50Dec 6, 2017 2:53 PM +00:00

Dick Monster should be a Marvel superhero played by Armie Hammer.

--Anonymous
replies 51Dec 7, 2017 12:31 AM +00:00

Hmmmm

A large tree which bears fruit only in the winter.
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--Anonymous
replies 52Dec 7, 2017 12:57 AM +00:00

He was put on the spot when a caller asked him what would be his real housewives tagline. So he went for something outrageous. At least he came up with something, instead of sitting there like a deer in headlights, mumbling and dithering with no response.

What I didn't get was the way Patti Labelle kissed up to him the way she did: "For me, there's you and Luther, and then there's everyone else." Hmmmmm . . .

--Anonymous
replies 53Dec 7, 2017 1:12 AM +00:00

Desperate cry for attention maybe. His second album was a huge failure.

--Anonymous
replies 54Dec 7, 2017 1:58 AM +00:00

He’s headlong a US arena tour. Ticket sales are robust.

--Anonymous
replies 55Dec 7, 2017 4:44 AM +00:00

Vulture thinks that Sam is tacky as hell

--Anonymous
replies 56Dec 7, 2017 11:06 AM +00:00