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“I’m a Dick Monster! I hunt for the dick!”

Sam Smith just said this on the Andy Cohen show.

Is that cute? Funny? Gross? Tacky as hell?
replies 56Dec 5, 2017 7:21 PM +00:00

It's gross because it's coming from him. Isn't he always whining about how he wants a girleen relationship?

replies 1Dec 5, 2017 7:24 PM +00:00


replies 2Dec 5, 2017 7:24 PM +00:00

I thought he wasn't gay anymore and was now pushing that nonbinary crap since DLB and Tom turned him down for a three-way since they have standards.

replies 3Dec 5, 2017 7:24 PM +00:00

Tacky as hell.

Plus, no one likes him any more since he lost the weight.

We want the heavier Sam Smith back.

replies 4Dec 5, 2017 7:27 PM +00:00

Was he forcibly pulled out of the vag with forceps?

replies 5Dec 5, 2017 7:27 PM +00:00

Are you sure he wasn't doing an imitation of Andy?

replies 6Dec 5, 2017 7:28 PM +00:00

It's funny. Let the guy have some fun. He's just a cute dork.

replies 7Dec 5, 2017 7:33 PM +00:00


replies 8Dec 5, 2017 7:34 PM +00:00

I’ve have experienced plenty of “dick monsters” firsthand and this insecure young man is NOT a dick monster.

replies 9Dec 5, 2017 7:34 PM +00:00

I never liked him to begin with.

Spencer Day is a much more interesting gay singer.

Spencer on Facebook: In the three years since the release of his debut recording Vagabond, vocalist-songwriter-pianis...
replies 10Dec 5, 2017 7:36 PM +00:00

Talentless try hard.

replies 11Dec 5, 2017 7:40 PM +00:00

He seems the type who needs to get nearly blackout drunk before he could merely touch a man. Verdict: not a dick monster.

replies 12Dec 5, 2017 7:43 PM +00:00

Well, it was the Andy Cohen show.

replies 13Dec 5, 2017 7:44 PM +00:00

More like desperate for attention.

replies 14Dec 5, 2017 7:44 PM +00:00

He just seems like a whiny bitch honestly too bad he's not het fraus love him.

replies 15Dec 5, 2017 7:47 PM +00:00

David Cassidy wasn't gay and he is. Where's the justice in that?

replies 16Dec 5, 2017 7:49 PM +00:00

Did he do some blow with Andy after the show?

--Kelly "Crypt Keeper" Ripa
replies 17Dec 5, 2017 7:49 PM +00:00
Well, it was the Andy Cohen show.

You mean the guy who turned Bravo into Boo-Hiss? That Andy Cohen?

replies 18Dec 5, 2017 7:58 PM +00:00
seems like a whiny bitch honestly too bad he's not het. fraus love him

Wow, Sam and Andy sound exactly alike.

replies 19Dec 5, 2017 7:59 PM +00:00

he's repulsive.

replies 20Dec 5, 2017 8:02 PM +00:00

It's like someone combined Boy George and George Michael and split the difference but somehow left out the good parts.

replies 21Dec 5, 2017 8:03 PM +00:00

Well, he has to make up for lost time. Lots of former fatties become sluts when they get some body confidence.

replies 22Dec 5, 2017 8:08 PM +00:00

It's gross coming from him.

replies 23Dec 5, 2017 8:14 PM +00:00

“I am the Spot Maker! I live in your dishwasher!!

replies 24Dec 5, 2017 8:46 PM +00:00

Sad but true.

The fat girl lost all that weight, but guess what? She DOESN'T have a really pretty face.

replies 25Dec 5, 2017 8:48 PM +00:00

Sam is hunting for YOUR dick.

replies 26Dec 6, 2017 5:49 AM +00:00

Sam is just hungry for cum, this diet he is on makes him crave anything that he can swallow.

replies 27Dec 6, 2017 6:18 AM +00:00

Why in the world did they use that photo as the album cover? It looks scary. Is it a joke?

replies 28Dec 6, 2017 6:32 AM +00:00

If I were Muslim, he'd be the first one I'd throw off a roof.

replies 29Dec 6, 2017 6:41 AM +00:00

Gross; he actually said that on TV?


Worst word you could have used.

replies 30Dec 6, 2017 6:43 AM +00:00

I think there should be a specific prayer that celebrities should say if they're referenced on DL...because they'll be needing a resurrection once the DL has commented.

replies 31Dec 6, 2017 6:48 AM +00:00

I feel weirdly sorry for him... he is much too fragile to be a celebrity. he reminds me of Susan Boyle that way.

replies 32Dec 6, 2017 7:07 AM +00:00

Creepy and gross. No it's not because he's ugly it would still be creepy and gross coming from a hot gay. It would just be vulgar and slutty coming from a woman.

replies 33Dec 6, 2017 7:07 AM +00:00

So he's a bottom?

replies 34Dec 6, 2017 7:18 AM +00:00

I've decided he looks OK thin, but his singing turns me off.

replies 35Dec 6, 2017 7:20 AM +00:00

Isn't he in a relationship with that guy from 13 reasons why?

replies 36Dec 6, 2017 7:32 AM +00:00

This is what on of our newest "advocates" and "speakers" for the gay community brings to the table.


--This is why we don't take on "responsibilities" that we can't handle.
replies 37Dec 6, 2017 7:53 AM +00:00

his fame is one of the reasons everybody HATES millennials

replies 38Dec 6, 2017 7:53 AM +00:00

Is his comment any different from what you year about vaginas or breasts from any number of straight celebs?

replies 39Dec 6, 2017 7:56 AM +00:00

"...what you hear..."

replies 40Dec 6, 2017 7:57 AM +00:00

He should write a song about hunting for dick. I’m sure that his tween girl and soccer mom fans would love that.

replies 41Dec 6, 2017 11:45 AM +00:00

Aren't there any gay male singers who can sing, don't play into this pomo word game crap, and actively court gay male fan bases on talent and not just looks?

replies 42Dec 6, 2017 11:58 AM +00:00

I’d love to be a fly on the wall in the gay club when Sam enters to hunt for dick.

I imagine he “hunts” by sitting in a dark corner and giggling behind fruity drinks with his girlfriends.

replies 43Dec 6, 2017 2:09 PM +00:00

Of course r39, you're absolutely right.

I've heard "I'm a GASH MONSTER!!!! I'm lit for the slit!!" from any number of straight celebrities.

replies 44Dec 6, 2017 2:34 PM +00:00

^ Dead

replies 45Dec 6, 2017 2:41 PM +00:00

Sam is just too creepy. I really don't understand how he became so successful. He's very limited as a singer, and he's not all that much to look at either. Makes no sense.

replies 46Dec 6, 2017 2:57 PM +00:00

Sam is dreadful.

replies 47Dec 6, 2017 2:59 PM +00:00

He needs to gain the weight back.

Then people will like him again.

replies 48Dec 6, 2017 3:03 PM +00:00

If Shawn Mendes said the same thing we’d all be thrilled.

replies 49Dec 6, 2017 3:06 PM +00:00

He probably gets way more dick than you'd think.

--Get it, gurl!
replies 50Dec 6, 2017 3:53 PM +00:00

Dick Monster should be a Marvel superhero played by Armie Hammer.

replies 51Dec 7, 2017 1:31 AM +00:00


A large tree which bears fruit only in the winter.
Urban Dictionary
replies 52Dec 7, 2017 1:57 AM +00:00

He was put on the spot when a caller asked him what would be his real housewives tagline. So he went for something outrageous. At least he came up with something, instead of sitting there like a deer in headlights, mumbling and dithering with no response.

What I didn't get was the way Patti Labelle kissed up to him the way she did: "For me, there's you and Luther, and then there's everyone else." Hmmmmm . . .

replies 53Dec 7, 2017 2:12 AM +00:00

Desperate cry for attention maybe. His second album was a huge failure.

replies 54Dec 7, 2017 2:58 AM +00:00

He’s headlong a US arena tour. Ticket sales are robust.

replies 55Dec 7, 2017 5:44 AM +00:00

Vulture thinks that Sam is tacky as hell

replies 56Dec 7, 2017 12:06 PM +00:00