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Hi, all! I just arrived at the Datalounge.

Is this a good site? A positive site?

Watch Derek Hough respond and usher protesters off the DWTS stage.
replies 60Dec 5, 2017 5:50 PM +00:00

You in danger girl

replies 1Dec 5, 2017 5:52 PM +00:00

What the hell is that clip???

replies 2Dec 5, 2017 5:53 PM +00:00

Did you come by bus from Iowa?

replies 3Dec 5, 2017 5:58 PM +00:00

Was that Dancing w Stars? What were them ladies protesting?! now that i saw it again I saw Maks. Him w that beautiful ass .

replies 4Dec 5, 2017 5:59 PM +00:00
Did you come by bus from Iowa?

No, by freight car.

replies 5Dec 5, 2017 6:00 PM +00:00

Is your ass that fat?

replies 6Dec 5, 2017 6:05 PM +00:00

Never a harsh word to anyone. Very kind and supportive.

replies 7Dec 5, 2017 6:10 PM +00:00

We are a simple and pious people.

replies 8Dec 5, 2017 6:13 PM +00:00

What's on your iPod?

replies 9Dec 5, 2017 6:25 PM +00:00

OP - You have two critical DL assignments to complete before this Saturday night: read and view the original versions of the novel/film "Valley of the Dolls." Upon doing so, you must provide DL with a brief synopsis on each of the key characters, focusing particularly on the gloriously bitchy ones, who are DL icons. No excuses.

We suggest you get started.

(Bonus points: Associate 'Ted Casablanca,' then and now.)

--Jackie Susann
replies 10Dec 5, 2017 6:27 PM +00:00

You must also promise to take a dump on Lindy's head while she is sleeping.

replies 11Dec 5, 2017 6:30 PM +00:00


replies 12Dec 5, 2017 6:31 PM +00:00

Op, Have you reviewed the DL etiquette standards on 'Table Manners' and other social skills?

For example: Do you cut your dinner entrée with the side of your dinner fork, positioning your dinner fork in your right hand to do so?

replies 13Dec 5, 2017 6:39 PM +00:00

Don't forget to pre-lube!

replies 14Dec 5, 2017 6:50 PM +00:00

Datalounge reminds me of 'stream of consciousness' where people say anything and everything. I actually find it very interesting and almost addictive. I like things that are different.

replies 15Dec 5, 2017 6:57 PM +00:00

"There is no crueler place than that vile pit of trollery"

--Andy Cohen, showing his love for DL
replies 16Dec 5, 2017 6:59 PM +00:00

Well, OP, it's positively SOMETHING.

replies 17Dec 5, 2017 6:59 PM +00:00

THIS is Datalounge.
replies 18Dec 5, 2017 7:00 PM +00:00

OP, You are required to selected a life-long allegiance if you decide to remain our highly coveted sanctuary: "Julie" or "Chery" -

replies 19Dec 5, 2017 7:05 PM +00:00

Sadly, this is actually Datalounge:
replies 20Dec 5, 2017 7:06 PM +00:00

What "she" means is, . . . select a life-long allegiance . . . "Julie" or "Cheryl" -

replies 21Dec 5, 2017 7:09 PM +00:00

R16, if ANYONE knows about vile pits...

replies 22Dec 5, 2017 7:09 PM +00:00

Yes, sad but true r20.

replies 23Dec 5, 2017 7:09 PM +00:00

One thing you absolutely MUST know.

Cheryl is a ....

replies 24Dec 5, 2017 7:14 PM +00:00

Datalounge is the only place I have ever read the words "Ted Bundy could get it anytime" That tells you what you need to know OP.

replies 25Dec 5, 2017 7:14 PM +00:00
Datalounge is the only place I have ever read the words "Ted Bundy could get it anytime"

Lol. Last week I read, "is it wrong that I find Jeffrey Dahmer attractive?"

Fucking sickos.

replies 26Dec 5, 2017 7:16 PM +00:00

lots of fat chicks come here to worship c listers

replies 27Dec 5, 2017 7:16 PM +00:00

Does your building have a doorman, OP?

Do you have a hot nephew?

Were you raped by your hairy, uncut stepfather?

If you can answer "Yes" to at least two of those questions, welcome aboard!

--The DL EST Publishing Group, an LLC company.
replies 28Dec 5, 2017 7:22 PM +00:00

DLers will defend a guy who likes kiddie porn as long as he is hot, but watch out if he gets fat, THAT is the ultimate worst crime. Whatever you do OP, don't type fat!

replies 29Dec 5, 2017 7:23 PM +00:00

You have to answer the magic question:


Get it wrong, and you shall not pass!

replies 30Dec 5, 2017 7:29 PM +00:00

Just remember OP there's no such thing as a free ride. It's cash, grass or ass.

replies 31Dec 5, 2017 7:36 PM +00:00

Are you in lust with your cousin, OP?

replies 32Dec 5, 2017 7:40 PM +00:00

If you didn't come with knee pads, no gag reflex, clutch pearls, a rolling side-eye and weaponized grease--you're doomed.

replies 33Dec 5, 2017 7:44 PM +00:00

Potential DLers must submit dick and hole pics. No fatties or uggos allowed.

replies 34Dec 5, 2017 7:50 PM +00:00

There are two doors you may enter into the Datalounge, OP.

One is marked STRAIN,

and the other,


--Choose well!
replies 35Dec 5, 2017 7:54 PM +00:00

ALWAYS keep a fire extinguisher at hand.

--Grease Being Highly Flammable, You Know . . .
replies 36Dec 5, 2017 8:01 PM +00:00

What is your gut reaction to this image, OP?
--Much depends upon it.
replies 37Dec 5, 2017 8:39 PM +00:00

You're already hanging by a thread.

replies 38Dec 5, 2017 9:10 PM +00:00

Are you tender to the touch?

replies 39Dec 5, 2017 9:28 PM +00:00

Sum is positive, sum ain't, hard to tell.

replies 40Dec 5, 2017 10:01 PM +00:00

R30, The magic question is about inches. That's first.

replies 41Dec 5, 2017 10:16 PM +00:00

DL is heaven for the wicked. Now bend over for your welcome present.

replies 42Dec 5, 2017 10:23 PM +00:00

Much love,

replies 43Dec 5, 2017 10:33 PM +00:00

Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate.
--Signore Alighieri
replies 44Dec 5, 2017 10:36 PM +00:00

We have a dress code.



Should you not have proper attire, you will be asked to leave. Alternative ensembles must be approved in advance.
replies 45Dec 5, 2017 10:44 PM +00:00

It's a fine site OP...just bring a knife (figuratively speaking) just in case you need to cut a bitch.

Oh, and don't take DL parlance into the real world...people don't appear to appreciate it.

replies 46Dec 5, 2017 11:20 PM +00:00

Keep a link to this image handy, OP.

You never know when the DL grapevine will pick up on a trending outraged fraumom.
replies 47Dec 6, 2017 2:12 AM +00:00

R47, I like blue.

--Joey Luft
replies 48Dec 6, 2017 5:22 AM +00:00

Letter-perfect posts. Or it gets the grease.

--xo Billy
replies 49Dec 6, 2017 5:33 AM +00:00

Welcome, have a fruit cake.

replies 50Dec 6, 2017 5:34 AM +00:00

It is a good show! A positive show!

--Dreck Grinch
replies 51Dec 6, 2017 7:32 AM +00:00
What is your gut reaction to this image, OP


replies 52Dec 6, 2017 1:22 PM +00:00

It is a good show! A positive show!

replies 53Dec 6, 2017 1:24 PM +00:00

It is a good show! A positive show!

replies 54Dec 6, 2017 1:24 PM +00:00

It is a good show! A positive show!

replies 55Dec 6, 2017 1:24 PM +00:00

Yeah, yeah, R52.

But YOU try coming up with an animated .gif of pasta being rinsed (g)

replies 56Dec 6, 2017 3:32 PM +00:00

It is a good show! A positive show!

replies 57Dec 8, 2017 3:41 PM +00:00

See? Gurl, you have found a home!

replies 58Dec 8, 2017 3:46 PM +00:00

OP, is your name Denny, and or Danny? Are you looking for a kind stranger's couch to sleep on? What's your current ownership status vis-à-vis wheeled luggage.

--'Cause, oh honey, are you in the wrong place.
replies 59Dec 8, 2017 3:48 PM +00:00

It is a good show! A positive show!

replies 60Dec 9, 2017 7:36 AM +00:00