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Russia Banned for Olympics!

LAUSANNE, Switzerland, Dec 5 (Reuters) - Russia has been banned from the 2018 Pyeongchang Winter Olympics after evidence emerged of widespread doping but some of its athletes will be allowed to compete under the tag of "Olympic Athlete of Russia," the IOC said on Tuesday.

The International Olympic Committee also decided to suspend Russian Olympic Committee (ROC) president Alexander Zhukov as an IOC member given that his membership is linked to his position as chief of the ROC who have been suspended from the Games.

Russian Deputy Prime Minister Vitaly Mutko was also banned from any future participation at the Olympic Games.

The IOC told a news conference that the Schmid report confirmed "the systematic manipulation of the anti-doping rules and system in Russia."

Some athletes will be allowed to compete under the tag of "Olympic Athlete of Russia," the International Olympic Committee said on Tuesday.
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--Anonymous
replies 99Dec 5, 2017 10:18 AM +00:00

^Russia Banned from Olympics

--Op
replies 1Dec 5, 2017 10:18 AM +00:00

Has Trump tweeted his outrage yet?

--Anonymous
replies 2Dec 5, 2017 10:19 AM +00:00

The only course of action. The Committee finally got something right.

--Anonymous
replies 3Dec 5, 2017 10:19 AM +00:00

I miss Olga Korbut

--Anonymous
replies 4Dec 5, 2017 10:22 AM +00:00

The figure skaters are going to be pretty upset!

--Anonymous
replies 5Dec 5, 2017 10:38 AM +00:00

Will the Olympics feel the same without them? What will Putin say?

--Anonymous
replies 6Dec 5, 2017 11:17 AM +00:00

Haha!

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--Anonymous
replies 7Dec 5, 2017 11:34 AM +00:00
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--Anonymous
replies 8Dec 5, 2017 11:36 AM +00:00

No one cares

--Anonymous
replies 9Dec 5, 2017 11:36 AM +00:00

Oh believe me, Russia cares! Why do you think they invested so much time and money with all of that doping in the first place?

--Anonymous
replies 10Dec 5, 2017 11:38 AM +00:00

We will bury us!

--Vlad.
replies 11Dec 5, 2017 11:46 AM +00:00

No Collusion!

--DJT
replies 12Dec 5, 2017 11:54 AM +00:00

My thoughts on this current development:

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--Anonymous
replies 13Dec 5, 2017 12:18 PM +00:00

Has Trump tweeted yet?

--Anonymous
replies 14Dec 5, 2017 12:23 PM +00:00

GOOD!

--Anonymous
replies 15Dec 5, 2017 12:46 PM +00:00

Poor Russia. They poured all of that money into their doping regime, in an effort to try and Make Russia Great (at sports) Again, and look how it ended up for them!

--Anonymous
replies 16Dec 5, 2017 1:22 PM +00:00

Now they need to go after China in the summer games.

--Anonymous
replies 17Dec 5, 2017 1:36 PM +00:00

I hope this ban extends all the way straight to the 2020 Games.

--Anonymous
replies 18Dec 5, 2017 1:37 PM +00:00

Now if Russia could be banned from the planet, we might make some progress.

--Anonymous
replies 19Dec 5, 2017 1:41 PM +00:00

Betcha Trump'll pull the US out in solidarity with his pal.

--Anonymous
replies 20Dec 5, 2017 1:43 PM +00:00

I wonder when Trump will tweet?

--Anonymous
replies 21Dec 5, 2017 1:44 PM +00:00

I don't understand the news reports about Russia considering "boycotting" the Games in response. How can they boycott something that won't let them in?

--Anonymous
replies 22Dec 5, 2017 1:55 PM +00:00

I'm sure their enterprising whores (i.e., all their women), will make the journey down from Vladivostok. Someone has to get the vodka and krokodil money.

--Anonymous
replies 23Dec 5, 2017 2:59 PM +00:00

In related news, water is wet.

--Anonymous
replies 24Dec 5, 2017 3:01 PM +00:00

Figure skaters & individual athletes can still compete with the "neutral" team, as long as they prove they are clean.

--Anonymous
replies 25Dec 5, 2017 3:05 PM +00:00

What's the "neutral" team?

--Anonymous
replies 26Dec 5, 2017 3:09 PM +00:00

😂 Hahahaha 😜

--Anonymous
replies 27Dec 5, 2017 3:09 PM +00:00

Dear Lord in Heaven!

--Concerned Performance-Enhancing Drugs Team Mom!
replies 28Dec 5, 2017 3:31 PM +00:00

Depend on an attack or incident at the Games then.

--Anonymous
replies 29Dec 5, 2017 3:33 PM +00:00

More worldwide sanctions for Russia!

--Anonymous
replies 30Dec 5, 2017 3:34 PM +00:00

Neutral team is a team that not connected to any country. They compete as an "independent"

--Anonymous
replies 31Dec 5, 2017 3:42 PM +00:00

The documentary Icarus on Netflix about the doping scheme is really great. The director/star of the film also flashes his ass a few times early in the film.

--Anonymous
replies 32Dec 5, 2017 3:46 PM +00:00

Which they will never do as it would be beyond degrading to the Motherland.

--Anonymous
replies 33Dec 5, 2017 3:46 PM +00:00

*compete under the neutral banner, I mean

--r33
replies 34Dec 5, 2017 3:47 PM +00:00

Are the figure skaters doped up, too?

--Anonymous
replies 35Dec 5, 2017 3:47 PM +00:00

I am sure they will blame the USA for this somehow.

--Anonymous
replies 36Dec 5, 2017 3:56 PM +00:00

Or Hillary!!!!

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--Anonymous
replies 37Dec 5, 2017 3:58 PM +00:00

They're gonna focus extra hard on those midterms now, out of spite.

--Anonymous
replies 38Dec 5, 2017 4:05 PM +00:00

More depressing news for depressing Russia

--Anonymous
replies 39Dec 5, 2017 4:06 PM +00:00

Putin's gonna be piiiisssseed!!! Great move - similar to 2016 but a full ban is highly unusual.

I'm loving it - tell that to the deplorables.

--Anonymous
replies 40Dec 5, 2017 4:07 PM +00:00

Russia has one great shot at a gold in figure skating (ladies) but she’s said she won’t compete as an independent.

--Anonymous
replies 41Dec 5, 2017 4:08 PM +00:00

R34 in 1992 Olympic with the break-up of the Soviet Union, the team was forced to compete under the "Unified" banner

--Anonymous
replies 42Dec 5, 2017 4:09 PM +00:00

But But her emails!

Trump just tweeted #CrookedHillary doped thoughout her campaign and she still got to run. How is this fair to Russia? #SoUnfair

--Anonymous
replies 43Dec 5, 2017 4:10 PM +00:00

When an athlete competes under the "neutral" flag they compete as an independent and they don't represent any country. They compete representing themselves, hence being an independent

--Anonymous
replies 44Dec 5, 2017 4:11 PM +00:00

WTF is Dump going on about at R43? What an idiot, per usual.

--Anonymous
replies 45Dec 5, 2017 4:20 PM +00:00

With the Russians out of the figure-skating competition, does that mean that Ashley Wagner will finally win an Olympic medal higher than bronze?

She's probably hyper-ventilating right now.

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--Anonymous
replies 46Dec 5, 2017 4:24 PM +00:00

R46 they are NOT out of the competition, They can still compete as an independent under the Neutral team

--Anonymous
replies 47Dec 5, 2017 4:27 PM +00:00

Putin will probably kill any athlete who dares compete as "neutral."

--Anonymous
replies 48Dec 5, 2017 4:31 PM +00:00

Alternatively, he will force everyone to compete as neutral and just pretend they're competing for Russia. They can always Photoshop the uniforms for their propaganda newspapers.

--Anonymous
replies 49Dec 5, 2017 4:33 PM +00:00

R47, --- R41 said the main contender in the ladies event won't compete as an independent - so they are in fact out.

I just wondered if Wagner will still be throttled by the Koreans, Japanese and Chinese, or if the poor gal now stands a chance.

--Anonymous
replies 50Dec 5, 2017 4:36 PM +00:00
Alternatively, he will force everyone to compete as neutral and just pretend they're competing for Russia. They can always Photoshop the uniforms for their propaganda newspapers.

Exactly they did the same thing in 1992 with the "unified" team

--Anonymous
replies 51Dec 5, 2017 4:36 PM +00:00

Yeah, but they weren't banned for doping in 1992..

--Anonymous
replies 52Dec 5, 2017 4:39 PM +00:00

Sad - the Russian trannies were ready to sweep the ladies' competitions in all categories.

Ashley Wagner said "I'm not a quitter" last week....right after she quit at a Grand Prix event. She's worse than Gracie Gold and will come home empty handed.....and empty headed, as usual.

--T. Harding, America's Sweetheart
replies 53Dec 5, 2017 4:40 PM +00:00
Yeah, but they weren't banned for doping in 1992..

The point is that the athletes were stateless back then, like they are right now

--Anonymous
replies 54Dec 5, 2017 4:42 PM +00:00

Tonya, shouldn't you be taking whatever it is you take for your dry-pussy disease?

--Sasha Cohen ... HAAAAAY BITCHES
replies 55Dec 5, 2017 4:44 PM +00:00

I actually liked both Gracie Gold and Sasha Cohen. Sure, they fucked up their jumps and landed on their assess a lot, but they had a nice style. Cohen was like a ballerina and Gold was a living Barbie doll.

--Anonymous
replies 56Dec 5, 2017 4:51 PM +00:00

Oh well, look on the bright side: at least they still have their vodka and Krokodil.

--Anonymous
replies 57Dec 5, 2017 5:18 PM +00:00

"Has Trump tweeted yet?"

He had agreed to set his hair on fire and be the torch he carries for Russia.

--Anonymous
replies 58Dec 5, 2017 5:25 PM +00:00

lol.

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--Anonymous
replies 59Dec 5, 2017 5:33 PM +00:00

Great news! Now, MAYBE I'll have a shot at the gold!

If I can stop falling on my ass!

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--Gracie Gold
replies 60Dec 5, 2017 5:34 PM +00:00

Has Adelina Sotnikova released a statement yet?. Bitch is lucky she won when she did.

Dope and judge collusion aren't so hard to figure.

The scoring and judging that gave Sotnikova the gold medal over Kim Yu-na shows why figure skating is popular among mainstream fans only every four years.
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--Anonymous
replies 61Dec 5, 2017 5:38 PM +00:00

Even North Korea is heading to the Olympics.. pretty degrading for Russia!

From Olympic hosts in 2014 to Olympic banned!

--Anonymous
replies 62Dec 5, 2017 5:40 PM +00:00

R45, that was just my parody tweet. Thinking of applying for a job with the Orange.

--R43
replies 63Dec 5, 2017 5:43 PM +00:00
[R45], that was just my parody tweet. Thinking of applying for a job with the Orange. —R43

You're hired! That read just like a Dump tweet. Then again, it did strike me as being better written than his usual stuff, which ought to have been the tipoff...

--R45
replies 64Dec 5, 2017 5:49 PM +00:00
Has Adelina Sotnikova released a statement yet?. Bitch is lucky she won when she did.

Are you implying my win was rigged? And not due to my gorgeous turnout, timeless artistry and superior jump mechanics?

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--Anonymous
replies 65Dec 5, 2017 5:51 PM +00:00

R46, no American Lady is likely to medal even without Russia. Japan, Catelyn Osmond (Canada) and Carolina Kostner (Italy) are the most likely beneficiaries. The highest ranked American woman this season is 12th internationally--Bradie Tennell and, no, you've never heard of her.

It's not even clear, at this point, if Ashley will get on the team, let alone medal.

--Anonymous
replies 66Dec 5, 2017 6:02 PM +00:00

Sucks for Russia!

--Anonymous
replies 67Dec 5, 2017 7:02 PM +00:00
Bradie Tennell and, no, you've never heard of her.

Oh yes we have. Famous for cutting cheese instead of ribbons.

--Anonymous
replies 68Dec 5, 2017 7:09 PM +00:00

So no statement from Putin, eh?

--Anonymous
replies 69Dec 5, 2017 8:11 PM +00:00

Ah, so Canada will have a shot at Gold now?? If only they had a decent men's skater, they could sweep the gold in all events.

--Anonymous
replies 70Dec 5, 2017 8:33 PM +00:00

The Olympics isn't just figure skating--- there are probably other sports where non-Russian countries will do better than expected.

--Anonymous
replies 71Dec 5, 2017 8:34 PM +00:00

As usual, Russia under Putin only has itself to blame.

--Anonymous
replies 72Dec 5, 2017 8:38 PM +00:00

Hmmmm Time for a comeback! Fear me bitches!!!!

--Sasha!!!
replies 73Dec 5, 2017 9:13 PM +00:00

Poor dumb Russian cunts!

--Anonymous
replies 74Dec 5, 2017 9:58 PM +00:00

Good, should have happened years ago. Giving the Olympics to Russia was no different than giving them to the Nazis.

--Anonymous
replies 75Dec 5, 2017 10:05 PM +00:00

Unfortunately the use of drugs extends far beyond Russia. You want to ban Russia, then ban China and the US and a host of other nations that are also approving or looking the other way on drug use.

--Anonymous
replies 76Dec 5, 2017 10:06 PM +00:00

Do you imagine for one second that the Olympic committee hasn't been looking at all the major nations? The problem with the massive Russian doping operation has been public knowledge for a long time. All nations are not the same, and Russia is by far the worst offender.

--Anonymous
replies 77Dec 5, 2017 10:10 PM +00:00

This is a HUGE blow to all of Russia!

--Anonymous
replies 78Dec 5, 2017 11:57 PM +00:00

Russians don't care about lying, cheating and stealing. In their country, these actions are seen as noble. It doesn't matter if it's politics or sports, as long as they "win." They have no "right or wrong" conscience.

--Anonymous
replies 79Dec 6, 2017 1:59 AM +00:00

The Russian people are the scum of the earth, wading aimlessly in the shallow end of a vodka-filled gene pool.

--Anonymous
replies 80Dec 6, 2017 2:21 AM +00:00

Is this bitch laughing now?

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--Anonymous
replies 81Dec 6, 2017 10:06 AM +00:00
they are NOT out of the competition, They can still compete as an independent under the Neutral team

What's the point of the ban if the Russian athletes can still compete?

--Anonymous
replies 82Dec 6, 2017 12:45 PM +00:00

They can compete, but they cannot wave Russian flags.

--Anonymous
replies 83Dec 6, 2017 6:03 PM +00:00

Their stateless, basically. Nothing they do reflects on Russia, and they have to get some sort of special dispensation from the Olympic committee to compete. It's not like the Russian team just shows up like normal.

--Anonymous
replies 84Dec 6, 2017 6:52 PM +00:00

Ban US

--Lance Armstrong
replies 85Dec 6, 2017 9:14 PM +00:00

Haha!

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--Anonymous
replies 86Dec 7, 2017 9:46 AM +00:00

Merry Christmas, Russia!

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--Anonymous
replies 87Dec 7, 2017 9:46 AM +00:00

Losers!

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--Anonymous
replies 88Dec 7, 2017 9:49 AM +00:00

So what are Russian athletes going to do now with all of this spare time? LOL

--Anonymous
replies 89Dec 12, 2017 6:24 AM +00:00

The Russians are angry about the Olympic, liken it to "racism" and "genocide!"

Officials and public figures say IOC decision to ban Russia amounts to ‘racism’ and ‘genocide’, but Putin rules out boycott of the Games
the Guardian
--Anonymous
replies 90Dec 12, 2017 6:31 AM +00:00

Poor Russia!

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--Anonymous
replies 91Dec 17, 2017 11:38 PM +00:00

Poor Russia. I wonder if they are watching the Olympics?😂

--Anonymous
replies 92Feb 9, 2018 9:45 PM +00:00

A lot of athletes still made it down there.

Fuck them.

At least no Russia flag or anthem. Fuck them all to hell.

--Anonymous
replies 93Feb 9, 2018 9:57 PM +00:00

Russia was banned from the 2018 Winter Olympics. However, the IOC said athletes who could prove they weren’t doping could compete as “Olympic Athletes from Russia,” or OAR. So there are 150 Russian athletes competing this year. They marched in grey under the IOC flag.

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--Anonymous
replies 94Feb 9, 2018 10:05 PM +00:00

They shouldn't have been allowed at all.

Fuck Putin.

--Anonymous
replies 95Feb 9, 2018 10:08 PM +00:00

I propose a modest solution:

Kevin Nealon reports live from the All-Drug Olympics, where weightlifter Sergei Akmudov (Phil Hartman) attempts to break a Clean & Jerk world record and pull...
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--Shaun White's bong
replies 96Feb 9, 2018 10:09 PM +00:00

How degrading, r94. And drab, ugly uniforms too.. sad!

--Anonymous
replies 97Feb 9, 2018 10:18 PM +00:00

Too bad for them!

This is how Russia should always be dealt with. Banned and ignored from the rest of the world!

--Anonymous
replies 98Feb 10, 2018 2:00 PM +00:00

No golds for Russia, or excuse me, Olympic Athletes from Russia, excuse me!! I guess it's hard for them to win golds without doping?

--Anonymous
replies 99Feb 20, 2018 4:15 PM +00:00