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Datalounge Words and Phrases That Have GOT To Go



And ESPECIALLY "Spill the Tea."


--Have A Nice Cliche
replies 86Dec 4, 2017 8:52 PM +00:00

Thirsty is the worst. Stupid.

replies 1Dec 4, 2017 8:54 PM +00:00

He passed. She passed.

Died. They died.

replies 2Dec 4, 2017 8:55 PM +00:00

What's wrong with grifter? I haven't seen it be overused.

replies 3Dec 4, 2017 9:00 PM +00:00

You saw someone ask about the phrase "spilling the tea" on that gossip thread a few minutes ago and started a whole new thread about it?

Because what DL desperately needed was yet another thread where people bitch about slang and colloquialisms.

replies 4Dec 4, 2017 9:01 PM +00:00

"Thirsty" can indeed fuck right off.

replies 5Dec 4, 2017 9:01 PM +00:00

That Trump grifter is THIRSTY! Somebody, spill the tea on that bitch!

--You're welcome.
replies 6Dec 4, 2017 9:03 PM +00:00

I vote for "That Have GOT to go". Even if it does perfectly capture the OP's status as an exemplar of elegant English and refined lingual tastes.

"Grifter" is not a cliche if it is used to describe a grifter.

Just as "cunt" is not a cliche in the following statement: The OP is a cunt.

replies 7Dec 4, 2017 9:07 PM +00:00

I agree, what’s wrong with “grifter”? Is it often directed at you, OP? Is your last name Trump?

replies 8Dec 4, 2017 9:08 PM +00:00

“Muscle Mary” = effeminate shrill septuagenarian.

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replies 10Dec 4, 2017 9:15 PM +00:00

"Ask me anything" threads where the OP proceeds to selectively reply to only the straightforward and boring questions revealing they have no sense of humour or playfulness and deserve to be reincarnated as a fence post.

replies 11Dec 4, 2017 9:16 PM +00:00

Fuck you, y'all who say y'all.

replies 12Dec 4, 2017 9:20 PM +00:00

Can someone please buy a rifle and shoot anyone who utilizes the word "Zaddy" without being ironic?


replies 13Dec 4, 2017 9:25 PM +00:00

"X's pussy stinks", it's very rude!

replies 14Dec 4, 2017 9:28 PM +00:00

I used to think so, R14, until my neighbour had some "family members" over during the weekend... I'm going to call them Homeless Man's Blanket and Bucket Full Of Last Week's Catch.

I had to shield furniture.

--Although rude, it is sometimes accurate.
replies 15Dec 4, 2017 9:32 PM +00:00

It is still rude, though.

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replies 17Dec 4, 2017 9:33 PM +00:00

You know what's stale? Here's what's stale: Deplorable. I am sick to death of reading it. At this point, it's not just mind-numbing, it's lazy.

Come up with a new one, will ya? Lily-livered clotpole, for instance.

replies 18Dec 4, 2017 9:38 PM +00:00

All that IG whore idiocy.. dude bro brah bruh dudebro brah bro bruh shit. It makes me want to set railroad spikes with my skull.

Or any exclamation that implies that you're in a teapot stance.
replies 19Dec 4, 2017 9:51 PM +00:00



I have sufficient

Does her pussy stink? (They all do, why ask?)

replies 20Dec 4, 2017 9:56 PM +00:00


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replies 22Dec 4, 2017 10:25 PM +00:00

Trump and his whole cabinet are grifters and I won't stop saying it.

replies 23Dec 4, 2017 10:28 PM +00:00
Thirsty is the worst. Stupid.

What does thirsty mean in this “DL” context?

replies 24Dec 4, 2017 10:38 PM +00:00


replies 25Dec 4, 2017 10:45 PM +00:00

"Yasss queen."

And any speculation about female odor. Nobody wants to know or even think about that shit.

replies 26Dec 4, 2017 10:56 PM +00:00

You can not describe today's GOP without "unhinged" and "grifter".

--They too shall pass.
replies 27Dec 4, 2017 11:47 PM +00:00

mama's mussy

replies 28Dec 5, 2017 2:14 AM +00:00

"Jealous, bitches?" It';s so four-years-ago RuPaul.

replies 29Dec 5, 2017 2:21 AM +00:00
"Thirsty is the worst. Stupid." What does thirsty mean in this “DL” context?

Good luck getting rid of "thirst," "thirst trap," or the little water droplets emoji that goes with them. They are all over FB and IG as soon as some guy posts a hot photo.

It means lust of or want; someone who is too eager to get sex and who will do anything to get laid.

replies 30Dec 5, 2017 2:26 AM +00:00

"Gurl", and definitely agree about "tea".

replies 31Dec 5, 2017 2:27 AM +00:00

“Claps back” wtf does it even mean? I can’t even visualize it.

replies 32Dec 5, 2017 2:39 AM +00:00

Lock him up! It sounds. It triggers.

replies 33Dec 5, 2017 2:50 AM +00:00

Oh dear. Imagine saying something rude on Datalounge. So "inappropriate."

Your pussy stinks, r14/r16.

replies 34Dec 5, 2017 4:18 AM +00:00

Gurl is funny in the right context but the KG Guuurl troll has gone too far!

--The "There, I said it" Troll
replies 35Dec 5, 2017 4:24 AM +00:00

"Jealous, bitches?" is funny. It's a DL thing. Same with Vivian Vance and "I've had sufficient". They are hilarious and FOREVER!

The one I wish would go away (which I think has mostly) is that "we bought a zoo" question. I know where it comes from and it's not got a good shelf life.

--I have spoken!
replies 36Dec 5, 2017 4:26 AM +00:00

Most of these phrases are not unique to Datalounge. The only ones that've been mentioned are "sizemeat" and "mama's mussy"

replies 37Dec 5, 2017 4:31 AM +00:00

Please provide links proving the provenance of all questionable words you suggest are incorrect, R37, or you are clearly lying!

replies 38Dec 5, 2017 4:43 AM +00:00


replies 39Dec 5, 2017 4:46 AM +00:00

Had to google that one.

replies 40Dec 5, 2017 7:20 AM +00:00

When you stop being an SJW, people will stop calling you an SJW.

replies 41Dec 5, 2017 7:21 AM +00:00

"Thirsty" is used by douchebags around the world. It is NOT a DL-exclusive.

replies 42Dec 5, 2017 7:22 AM +00:00


replies 43Dec 5, 2017 7:23 AM +00:00

Nothing is "forever," r36.

replies 44Dec 5, 2017 7:24 AM +00:00

I second Frau.

replies 45Dec 5, 2017 7:24 AM +00:00

r44: I have spoken!

replies 46Dec 5, 2017 7:26 AM +00:00

R46 May your life be filled with earrings, caftans, vicious slappings (passive), and bitches who are jealous, Cliche Cunt.

replies 47Dec 5, 2017 7:28 AM +00:00

r47 I think you might have forgotten to take this!
replies 48Dec 5, 2017 7:29 AM +00:00
"Jealous, bitches?" is funny. It's a DL thing. Same with Vivian Vance and "I've had sufficient". They are hilarious and FOREVER!

Yes, we know you love using them over and over, Matt.

replies 49Dec 5, 2017 7:29 AM +00:00

No, r48. I'm not even a little bit pissed, let alone PMSed. I just think you lack imagination. I would be embarrased to be you.

replies 50Dec 5, 2017 7:33 AM +00:00

That's great, r50, I was just wondering what the bitchy cunt who attacked me for no reason on this thread felt about me. Thank god you cleared that up, I was going to ask you to be best man at my wedding!

--He's 45 but everyone says he looks 20
replies 51Dec 5, 2017 7:36 AM +00:00

"For no reason." Hahahahaha.

replies 52Dec 5, 2017 7:43 AM +00:00

Uh oh, did you come up with "We bought a zoo!"?

--You should kill yourself
replies 53Dec 5, 2017 7:44 AM +00:00

The Christmas mouse / moose thing is beyond tiresome.

replies 54Dec 5, 2017 8:24 AM +00:00

Where did that come from, r54? I never understood the origin.

replies 55Dec 5, 2017 8:25 AM +00:00

Have you ever had an original thought in your tiny little head, r41? Even once in your entire life?

“SJW” - like “politically correct” before it, along with stupider modern-day epithets like “libtard,” “snowflake,” etc - is one of those expressions that demeans the speaker much more than the target.

replies 56Dec 5, 2017 9:13 AM +00:00

Like, and Again. "Again, I was like so upset!

replies 57Dec 5, 2017 9:16 AM +00:00

Awww...poor widdle SJW snowflake r56’s feewings be hurt.

replies 58Dec 5, 2017 10:02 AM +00:00

There used to be a sweet poster who would post on DL around Christmas, called The Christmas Mouse. The original disappeared a few years ago. Do not accept pretenders of the Mouse or The Moose, who I believe was a parody.

I've been here since 2001 (Sept 11th- while I did not post about insatiable bottoms, I posted on the thread), but I don't spend every day here, so I may have missed something.

Hate ThirstTrap, which is a selfie to induce envy, as far as I can tell, on instagram.

replies 59Dec 5, 2017 10:13 AM +00:00

I don't like it when people say "x is thirsty". What are the ramifications of this?

1) It shames them and they stop posting hot photos 2) That's about it

Steve Grand used to post a ton of shirtless pics, now there's a lot less of them. I blame the "thirsty" threads.

replies 60Dec 5, 2017 10:18 AM +00:00

R56 = Milo

replies 61Dec 5, 2017 10:34 AM +00:00

None of these words are unique to DL. “Grifter” has been around for a hundred years; “tea” has meant for gossip for decades. “Thirsty” is just useful.

replies 62Dec 5, 2017 11:16 AM +00:00

Thank you, R30.

replies 63Dec 5, 2017 11:29 AM +00:00

This isn’t a DL word, but I read it here first used in this context: “He is goals.” “My uncle and his boyfriend are goals.” I abhor that usage almost as much as I abhor “veggies” and “veg”.

replies 64Dec 5, 2017 11:41 AM +00:00

Who the FUCK are you to tell people what they can and cannot say on DL?

Apparently you never got over mommy applauding your bowel movements, cunt.

replies 65Dec 5, 2017 11:50 AM +00:00

To whom is that addressed, R65?

replies 66Dec 5, 2017 11:53 AM +00:00

Die in a grease fire- tired and lame

replies 67Dec 5, 2017 12:52 PM +00:00

Blah, blah nephew, blah, blah, blah...

replies 68Dec 5, 2017 12:53 PM +00:00

"I don't like it when people say "x is thirsty". What are the ramifications of this?"

You should have bought him a bottle of water. Now look at him.

replies 69Dec 5, 2017 12:55 PM +00:00

I will always have an affection for, "Blatino Husbear" and "Nacreous layers of perma-cum".

replies 70Dec 5, 2017 1:01 PM +00:00

Nothing burger

replies 71Dec 5, 2017 1:01 PM +00:00 dead to me.

replies 72Dec 5, 2017 1:08 PM +00:00

R71 ^ SO not Datalounge.

replies 73Dec 5, 2017 1:08 PM +00:00

“Tea” = effeminate shrill unhinged septuagenarian.

replies 74Dec 5, 2017 3:15 PM +00:00

"Vivian Vance" isn't "hilarious and forever". It's simply tired. Any catch phrase, like "so-and-so is dead to me", when used obsessively or repetitively simply becomes stale. Good writers realize this. "Nothing burger" is nothing but this week's slang fad.

replies 75Dec 5, 2017 3:41 PM +00:00

Not a word or a phrase, but these tiresome cunts who post "RELATED DATALOUNGE THREAD" with little admonitions like "Do try to keep up, dear." Half the time the search engine for similar threads doesn't bring stuff up, or two threads can be similar but not annoyingly so. In any case, people are apparently supposed to not have any other life but follow what bitches post all day on a gay, gossip site.

To which I say: Do try to get a life, dear.

replies 76Dec 5, 2017 6:14 PM +00:00

Some of the more inexperienced homosexuals need a good hard kick in the ass, because my dick ain't going up there unless it's clean.

replies 77Dec 5, 2017 6:18 PM +00:00

That's a phrase that has to go, r77? I agree. It's very wordy.

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replies 79Dec 5, 2017 11:06 PM +00:00

OP, perhaps more tea should be spilt so you can sick it up off the floor to quench some of your thirst. Because you sound like a thirsty hungry bitch.

replies 80Dec 6, 2017 12:12 AM +00:00
Datalounge Words and Phrases That Have GOT To Go

Aka I HATE being old as fuck

replies 81Dec 6, 2017 1:07 AM +00:00

Dude, bro, dudebro, brah, etc.

replies 82Dec 7, 2017 11:19 AM +00:00

Any reference to ‘a grease fire’.

replies 83Dec 7, 2017 1:49 PM +00:00

Second for "yass" and "yass queen" even though they aren't used that often here. I just wish everyone would stop saying that. Oh, and now there's a new startup in SF, one of those co-working offices, called YASS, so you know it's _really_ past its prime.

replies 84Dec 7, 2017 2:46 PM +00:00

It goes without saying that the startup is a gay co-working space. And it's funded by Peter Thiel's investment company.

--Autocorrect tried to make Thiel into Guido... odd...
replies 85Dec 7, 2017 2:47 PM +00:00

I only see "yass" in situations where someone's quoting it.

replies 86Dec 7, 2017 3:12 PM +00:00