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Datalounge Words and Phrases That Have GOT To Go

"Grifter."

"Thirsty."

And ESPECIALLY "Spill the Tea."

Others?

--Have A Nice Cliche
replies 86Dec 4, 2017 7:52 PM +00:00

Thirsty is the worst. Stupid.

--Anonymous
replies 1Dec 4, 2017 7:54 PM +00:00

He passed. She passed.

Died. They died.

--Anonymous
replies 2Dec 4, 2017 7:55 PM +00:00

What's wrong with grifter? I haven't seen it be overused.

--Anonymous
replies 3Dec 4, 2017 8:00 PM +00:00

You saw someone ask about the phrase "spilling the tea" on that gossip thread a few minutes ago and started a whole new thread about it?

Because what DL desperately needed was yet another thread where people bitch about slang and colloquialisms.

--Anonymous
replies 4Dec 4, 2017 8:01 PM +00:00

"Thirsty" can indeed fuck right off.

--Anonymous
replies 5Dec 4, 2017 8:01 PM +00:00

That Trump grifter is THIRSTY! Somebody, spill the tea on that bitch!

--You're welcome.
replies 6Dec 4, 2017 8:03 PM +00:00

I vote for "That Have GOT to go". Even if it does perfectly capture the OP's status as an exemplar of elegant English and refined lingual tastes.

"Grifter" is not a cliche if it is used to describe a grifter.

Just as "cunt" is not a cliche in the following statement: The OP is a cunt.

--Anonymous
replies 7Dec 4, 2017 8:07 PM +00:00

I agree, what’s wrong with “grifter”? Is it often directed at you, OP? Is your last name Trump?

--Anonymous
replies 8Dec 4, 2017 8:08 PM +00:00

“Muscle Mary” = effeminate shrill septuagenarian.

--Anonymous
replies 9Dec 4, 2017 8:11 PM +00:00

Shrill

Unhinged

--Anonymous
replies 10Dec 4, 2017 8:15 PM +00:00

"Ask me anything" threads where the OP proceeds to selectively reply to only the straightforward and boring questions revealing they have no sense of humour or playfulness and deserve to be reincarnated as a fence post.

--Anonymous
replies 11Dec 4, 2017 8:16 PM +00:00

Fuck you, y'all who say y'all.

--Anonymous
replies 12Dec 4, 2017 8:20 PM +00:00

Can someone please buy a rifle and shoot anyone who utilizes the word "Zaddy" without being ironic?

TIA.

--Anonymous
replies 13Dec 4, 2017 8:25 PM +00:00

"X's pussy stinks", it's very rude!

--Kellyanne
replies 14Dec 4, 2017 8:28 PM +00:00

I used to think so, R14, until my neighbour had some "family members" over during the weekend... I'm going to call them Homeless Man's Blanket and Bucket Full Of Last Week's Catch.

I had to shield furniture.

--Although rude, it is sometimes accurate.
replies 15Dec 4, 2017 8:32 PM +00:00

It is still rude, though.

--Anonymous
replies 16Dec 4, 2017 8:32 PM +00:00

“SJW”

--Anonymous
replies 17Dec 4, 2017 8:33 PM +00:00

You know what's stale? Here's what's stale: Deplorable. I am sick to death of reading it. At this point, it's not just mind-numbing, it's lazy.

Come up with a new one, will ya? Lily-livered clotpole, for instance.

--Anonymous
replies 18Dec 4, 2017 8:38 PM +00:00

All that IG whore idiocy.. dude bro brah bruh dudebro brah bro bruh shit. It makes me want to set railroad spikes with my skull.

Or any exclamation that implies that you're in a teapot stance.

t.fod4.com
--Anonymous
replies 19Dec 4, 2017 8:51 PM +00:00

Swole

Triggered

I have sufficient

Does her pussy stink? (They all do, why ask?)

--Anonymous
replies 20Dec 4, 2017 8:56 PM +00:00

Lesbian

--Anonymous
replies 21Dec 4, 2017 9:07 PM +00:00

“So,....”.

--Anonymous
replies 22Dec 4, 2017 9:25 PM +00:00

Trump and his whole cabinet are grifters and I won't stop saying it.

--Anonymous
replies 23Dec 4, 2017 9:28 PM +00:00
Thirsty is the worst. Stupid.

What does thirsty mean in this “DL” context?

--Anonymous
replies 24Dec 4, 2017 9:38 PM +00:00

"sizemeat"

--Anonymous
replies 25Dec 4, 2017 9:45 PM +00:00

"Yasss queen."

And any speculation about female odor. Nobody wants to know or even think about that shit.

--Anonymous
replies 26Dec 4, 2017 9:56 PM +00:00

You can not describe today's GOP without "unhinged" and "grifter".

--They too shall pass.
replies 27Dec 4, 2017 10:47 PM +00:00

mama's mussy

--Anonymous
replies 28Dec 5, 2017 1:14 AM +00:00

"Jealous, bitches?" It';s so four-years-ago RuPaul.

--Anonymous
replies 29Dec 5, 2017 1:21 AM +00:00
"Thirsty is the worst. Stupid." What does thirsty mean in this “DL” context?

Good luck getting rid of "thirst," "thirst trap," or the little water droplets emoji that goes with them. They are all over FB and IG as soon as some guy posts a hot photo.

It means lust of or want; someone who is too eager to get sex and who will do anything to get laid.

--Anonymous
replies 30Dec 5, 2017 1:26 AM +00:00

"Gurl", and definitely agree about "tea".

--Anonymous
replies 31Dec 5, 2017 1:27 AM +00:00

“Claps back” wtf does it even mean? I can’t even visualize it.

--Anonymous
replies 32Dec 5, 2017 1:39 AM +00:00

Lock him up! It sounds. It triggers.

--DJT
replies 33Dec 5, 2017 1:50 AM +00:00

Oh dear. Imagine saying something rude on Datalounge. So "inappropriate."

Your pussy stinks, r14/r16.

--Anonymous
replies 34Dec 5, 2017 3:18 AM +00:00

Gurl is funny in the right context but the KG Guuurl troll has gone too far!

--The "There, I said it" Troll
replies 35Dec 5, 2017 3:24 AM +00:00

"Jealous, bitches?" is funny. It's a DL thing. Same with Vivian Vance and "I've had sufficient". They are hilarious and FOREVER!

The one I wish would go away (which I think has mostly) is that "we bought a zoo" question. I know where it comes from and it's not got a good shelf life.

--I have spoken!
replies 36Dec 5, 2017 3:26 AM +00:00

Most of these phrases are not unique to Datalounge. The only ones that've been mentioned are "sizemeat" and "mama's mussy"

--Anonymous
replies 37Dec 5, 2017 3:31 AM +00:00

Please provide links proving the provenance of all questionable words you suggest are incorrect, R37, or you are clearly lying!

--Anonymous
replies 38Dec 5, 2017 3:43 AM +00:00

UNHINGED

--Anonymous
replies 39Dec 5, 2017 3:46 AM +00:00
Zaddy

Had to google that one.

--Anonymous
replies 40Dec 5, 2017 6:20 AM +00:00
“SJW”

When you stop being an SJW, people will stop calling you an SJW.

--Anonymous
replies 41Dec 5, 2017 6:21 AM +00:00

"Thirsty" is used by douchebags around the world. It is NOT a DL-exclusive.

--Anonymous
replies 42Dec 5, 2017 6:22 AM +00:00

frau

--Heidi
replies 43Dec 5, 2017 6:23 AM +00:00

Nothing is "forever," r36.

--Anonymous
replies 44Dec 5, 2017 6:24 AM +00:00

I second Frau.

--Anonymous
replies 45Dec 5, 2017 6:24 AM +00:00

r44: I have spoken!

--Anonymous
replies 46Dec 5, 2017 6:26 AM +00:00

R46 May your life be filled with earrings, caftans, vicious slappings (passive), and bitches who are jealous, Cliche Cunt.

--Anonymous
replies 47Dec 5, 2017 6:28 AM +00:00

r47 I think you might have forgotten to take this!

cdn.shopify.com
--Anonymous
replies 48Dec 5, 2017 6:29 AM +00:00
"Jealous, bitches?" is funny. It's a DL thing. Same with Vivian Vance and "I've had sufficient". They are hilarious and FOREVER!

Yes, we know you love using them over and over, Matt.

--Anonymous
replies 49Dec 5, 2017 6:29 AM +00:00

No, r48. I'm not even a little bit pissed, let alone PMSed. I just think you lack imagination. I would be embarrased to be you.

--Anonymous
replies 50Dec 5, 2017 6:33 AM +00:00

That's great, r50, I was just wondering what the bitchy cunt who attacked me for no reason on this thread felt about me. Thank god you cleared that up, I was going to ask you to be best man at my wedding!

--He's 45 but everyone says he looks 20
replies 51Dec 5, 2017 6:36 AM +00:00

"For no reason." Hahahahaha.

--Anonymous
replies 52Dec 5, 2017 6:43 AM +00:00

Uh oh, did you come up with "We bought a zoo!"?

--You should kill yourself
replies 53Dec 5, 2017 6:44 AM +00:00

The Christmas mouse / moose thing is beyond tiresome.

--Anonymous
replies 54Dec 5, 2017 7:24 AM +00:00

Where did that come from, r54? I never understood the origin.

--Anonymous
replies 55Dec 5, 2017 7:25 AM +00:00

Have you ever had an original thought in your tiny little head, r41? Even once in your entire life?

“SJW” - like “politically correct” before it, along with stupider modern-day epithets like “libtard,” “snowflake,” etc - is one of those expressions that demeans the speaker much more than the target.

--Anonymous
replies 56Dec 5, 2017 8:13 AM +00:00

Like, and Again. "Again, I was like so upset!

--Anonymous
replies 57Dec 5, 2017 8:16 AM +00:00

Awww...poor widdle SJW snowflake r56’s feewings be hurt.

--Anonymous
replies 58Dec 5, 2017 9:02 AM +00:00

There used to be a sweet poster who would post on DL around Christmas, called The Christmas Mouse. The original disappeared a few years ago. Do not accept pretenders of the Mouse or The Moose, who I believe was a parody.

I've been here since 2001 (Sept 11th- while I did not post about insatiable bottoms, I posted on the thread), but I don't spend every day here, so I may have missed something.

Hate ThirstTrap, which is a selfie to induce envy, as far as I can tell, on instagram.

--Anonymous
replies 59Dec 5, 2017 9:13 AM +00:00

I don't like it when people say "x is thirsty". What are the ramifications of this?

1) It shames them and they stop posting hot photos 2) That's about it

Steve Grand used to post a ton of shirtless pics, now there's a lot less of them. I blame the "thirsty" threads.

--Anonymous
replies 60Dec 5, 2017 9:18 AM +00:00

R56 = Milo

--Anonymous
replies 61Dec 5, 2017 9:34 AM +00:00

None of these words are unique to DL. “Grifter” has been around for a hundred years; “tea” has meant for gossip for decades. “Thirsty” is just useful.

--Anonymous
replies 62Dec 5, 2017 10:16 AM +00:00

Thank you, R30.

--R24
replies 63Dec 5, 2017 10:29 AM +00:00

This isn’t a DL word, but I read it here first used in this context: “He is goals.” “My uncle and his boyfriend are goals.” I abhor that usage almost as much as I abhor “veggies” and “veg”.

--Anonymous
replies 64Dec 5, 2017 10:41 AM +00:00

Who the FUCK are you to tell people what they can and cannot say on DL?

Apparently you never got over mommy applauding your bowel movements, cunt.

--Anonymous
replies 65Dec 5, 2017 10:50 AM +00:00

To whom is that addressed, R65?

--Anonymous
replies 66Dec 5, 2017 10:53 AM +00:00

Die in a grease fire- tired and lame

--Anonymous
replies 67Dec 5, 2017 11:52 AM +00:00

Blah, blah nephew, blah, blah, blah...

--Anonymous
replies 68Dec 5, 2017 11:53 AM +00:00

"I don't like it when people say "x is thirsty". What are the ramifications of this?"

You should have bought him a bottle of water. Now look at him.

--Anonymous
replies 69Dec 5, 2017 11:55 AM +00:00

I will always have an affection for, "Blatino Husbear" and "Nacreous layers of perma-cum".

--Anonymous
replies 70Dec 5, 2017 12:01 PM +00:00

Nothing burger

--Anonymous
replies 71Dec 5, 2017 12:01 PM +00:00

...is dead to me.

--Anonymous
replies 72Dec 5, 2017 12:08 PM +00:00

R71 ^ SO not Datalounge.

--Anonymous
replies 73Dec 5, 2017 12:08 PM +00:00

“Tea” = effeminate shrill unhinged septuagenarian.

--Anonymous
replies 74Dec 5, 2017 2:15 PM +00:00

"Vivian Vance" isn't "hilarious and forever". It's simply tired. Any catch phrase, like "so-and-so is dead to me", when used obsessively or repetitively simply becomes stale. Good writers realize this. "Nothing burger" is nothing but this week's slang fad.

--Anonymous
replies 75Dec 5, 2017 2:41 PM +00:00

Not a word or a phrase, but these tiresome cunts who post "RELATED DATALOUNGE THREAD" with little admonitions like "Do try to keep up, dear." Half the time the search engine for similar threads doesn't bring stuff up, or two threads can be similar but not annoyingly so. In any case, people are apparently supposed to not have any other life but follow what bitches post all day on a gay, gossip site.

To which I say: Do try to get a life, dear.

--Anonymous
replies 76Dec 5, 2017 5:14 PM +00:00

Some of the more inexperienced homosexuals need a good hard kick in the ass, because my dick ain't going up there unless it's clean.

--Anonymous
replies 77Dec 5, 2017 5:18 PM +00:00

That's a phrase that has to go, r77? I agree. It's very wordy.

--Anonymous
replies 78Dec 5, 2017 5:20 PM +00:00

thicc

--Anonymous
replies 79Dec 5, 2017 10:06 PM +00:00

OP, perhaps more tea should be spilt so you can sick it up off the floor to quench some of your thirst. Because you sound like a thirsty hungry bitch.

--Juliesha
replies 80Dec 5, 2017 11:12 PM +00:00
Datalounge Words and Phrases That Have GOT To Go

Aka I HATE being old as fuck

--OP
replies 81Dec 6, 2017 12:07 AM +00:00

Dude, bro, dudebro, brah, etc.

--Anonymous
replies 82Dec 7, 2017 10:19 AM +00:00

Any reference to ‘a grease fire’.

--Anonymous
replies 83Dec 7, 2017 12:49 PM +00:00

Second for "yass" and "yass queen" even though they aren't used that often here. I just wish everyone would stop saying that. Oh, and now there's a new startup in SF, one of those co-working offices, called YASS, so you know it's _really_ past its prime.

--Anonymous
replies 84Dec 7, 2017 1:46 PM +00:00

It goes without saying that the startup is a gay co-working space. And it's funded by Peter Thiel's investment company.

--Autocorrect tried to make Thiel into Guido... odd...
replies 85Dec 7, 2017 1:47 PM +00:00

I only see "yass" in situations where someone's quoting it.

--Anonymous
replies 86Dec 7, 2017 2:12 PM +00:00