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How incredibly happy is this gay guy?

I mean, holy shit.

How does one achieve this? Total self-acceptance, HUGE circle of friends (including hot guys).

Shit. My life is just ... shit.

1,060 Followers, 1,591 Following, 1,321 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from David Perry (@theonlydavidperry)
replies 93Dec 4, 2017 6:01 PM +00:00

Again, I have to say that my definition of hot would be most guys definition of mediocre. We all like what we like!

replies 1Dec 4, 2017 6:04 PM +00:00
How does one achieve this?

He's very friendly and likeable..

GURL >>>

39 Likes, 3 Comments - David Perry (@theonlydavidperry) on Instagram: “Here's my late #MCM #mancrushmonday #sexy #muscular #smoking #STUD #muscleboy #muscles #smoker…”
replies 2Dec 4, 2017 6:05 PM +00:00

Money helps I'm sure.

replies 3Dec 4, 2017 6:05 PM +00:00

R2, see here:

I’m seeing this all over Datalounge tonight.Stop.
the DataLounge
replies 4Dec 4, 2017 6:06 PM +00:00

I have nothing to do with that, R4.


replies 5Dec 4, 2017 6:07 PM +00:00

How do you know if he has self-acceptance or any genuine friends?

replies 6Dec 4, 2017 6:10 PM +00:00

Real friends >

41 Likes, 4 Comments - David Perry (@theonlydavidperry) on Instagram: “Omg!!! I #LOVE Alex and Ricardo sooooooo Much!! They are the nicest guys ever!!! Thanks for always…”
replies 7Dec 4, 2017 6:11 PM +00:00

I do. I’m asking you to stop the gurl.

replies 8Dec 4, 2017 6:11 PM +00:00

You are jealous of this ugly, balding putz? Kill yourself OP. Quickly.

replies 9Dec 4, 2017 6:13 PM +00:00

isn't this the guy who was on Roseanne?

I think most of these photos are called Photo Opportunities.

59 Likes, 1 Comments - David Perry (@theonlydavidperry) on Instagram: “#TheBigBangTheory season 10 #WrapParty last night at the #Palihouse in #WestHollywood #THANKYOU…”
replies 10Dec 4, 2017 6:14 PM +00:00

R3, he's not wealthy.

replies 11Dec 4, 2017 6:14 PM +00:00
I do. I’m asking you to stop the gurl.

No, that wasn't me.

Fuck off, gurl.

replies 12Dec 4, 2017 6:15 PM +00:00

Look at the captions. He's popular, loves his friends, and everything is fun.

I mean, goddamn it.

replies 13Dec 4, 2017 6:15 PM +00:00

Most people don’t post the pictures they take after they go home, alone, from the strip club, after drinking too much, yet again.

replies 14Dec 4, 2017 6:15 PM +00:00

Do you honestly think he's going HOME with any of those strippers or barbacks? Without paying, I mean.

This is why you shouldn't take people's Facebook or IG lives seriously.

Facebook can be depressing because everyone else's lives are better than yours... But are they really? GOTO TO FOLLOW ALO...
replies 15Dec 4, 2017 6:17 PM +00:00

they're not his friends - they're people in gay bars and at some gay resort.

replies 16Dec 4, 2017 6:18 PM +00:00

He seems like a lovely person who loves his mother and invites people over for the holidays. Really lovely guy.

I don't think he's implying he's sleeping with any of those guys. They're friends, which is what's kind of cool about it. He's so friendly and outgoing that he can make friends with people half his age.

replies 17Dec 4, 2017 6:19 PM +00:00

Whoever said “fuck off gurl” is blocked. Done with that lip Stick Alley shit.

replies 18Dec 4, 2017 6:20 PM +00:00

He says he's a Gemini. They're outgoing and friendly? Is that what he means?

replies 19Dec 4, 2017 6:20 PM +00:00

Fun ... fun ... everything's fucking fun and great.

I hope LA falls into the ocean soon.

replies 20Dec 4, 2017 6:21 PM +00:00

He seems really sweet but I’ve learned Gemini’s are not good here, so I’m torn!

replies 21Dec 4, 2017 6:22 PM +00:00
Whoever said “fuck off gurl” is blocked. Done with that lip Stick Alley shit.

Who cares? Block away you cunt.

replies 22Dec 4, 2017 6:23 PM +00:00

OP is an insufferable asshole cunt. Like all Hillbots.

replies 23Dec 4, 2017 6:25 PM +00:00

I'm not getting why OP even started this thread.

--Someone educate me please
replies 24Dec 4, 2017 6:26 PM +00:00
I mean, holy shit. How does one achieve this

You see 1000s of instagrams with incredible lives and this guy makes you go "Holy shit"?

replies 25Dec 4, 2017 6:28 PM +00:00

R24, because DLers are gay but generally not like this - not incredibly happy and carefree. It's striking.

replies 26Dec 4, 2017 6:28 PM +00:00

R25, the point is that he's not a fitness model or anything - he's just himself - and has tons of friends and is happy all the time ... I guess.

replies 27Dec 4, 2017 6:29 PM +00:00

Oh, OP! You’re comparing your insides with his outsides!

replies 28Dec 4, 2017 6:29 PM +00:00

Who would I rather be?

Don Burns: pay guys to be relevant to younger guys, and to sleep with them.

This guy: genuinely happy and open, and friends with everyone, including younger guys.

replies 29Dec 4, 2017 6:30 PM +00:00
[R25], the point is that he's not a fitness model or anything - he's just himself - and has tons of friends and is happy all the time ... I guess.

How do you know he's happy all the time?

It's just an image he's trying to convey

replies 30Dec 4, 2017 6:34 PM +00:00

Thanks, R28. I'd never heard of comparing one's insides with others' outsides. Really important to keep it in mind.
replies 31Dec 4, 2017 6:34 PM +00:00
I'm not getting why OP even started this thread.

Obviously to make fun of him. Call him names, gay slurs, typical homophobic-hateful shit. But, I don’t think OP succeeded. Maybe his crowd isn’t here tonight.

replies 32Dec 4, 2017 6:35 PM +00:00

Is it the next generation of Jonnie Jenkins AKA PhatGayKid?

I think it's a joke account. One post is hashtagged "gayandpopular". And another is a split screen who wore it better between him and a twentysomething.

replies 33Dec 4, 2017 6:36 PM +00:00

Absolutely not, R32. I'm being genuine. I'm not making fun of him. Honest to god, I swear on the life of my mom. I posted it because ... I want to understand how one lives this kind of life - so open and self-accepting and loved.

I'm not kidding. I'm that... fucked up.

replies 34Dec 4, 2017 6:37 PM +00:00

His pussy does not stink.

52 Likes, 4 Comments - David Perry (@theonlydavidperry) on Instagram: “#JENNY loves this time of year because she gets to wear her #ChristmasBEST #Eeeeeeeeeeeeee…”
replies 35Dec 4, 2017 6:37 PM +00:00
Thanks, [R28]. I'd never heard of comparing one's insides with others' outsides. Really important to keep it in mind.

“I thought my book would help a lot of people, because I think so many people compare their insides to other people’s outsides. I can imagine people looking at me through the years when I was with Marvin Hamlisch and Burt Bacharach and thinking ‘What a great life she has,’ ” says Carol Bayer Sager, 69.

Oscar-winning songwriter Carole Bayer Sager had no idea how many stories she had to tell until she worked on her memoir.
replies 36Dec 4, 2017 6:38 PM +00:00

OP, are you John?

replies 37Dec 4, 2017 6:50 PM +00:00

His life looks like gay flyover state HELL.

replies 38Dec 4, 2017 6:52 PM +00:00

I really do wonder sometimes how you girls find these people.

--But keep 'em coming!
replies 39Dec 4, 2017 6:54 PM +00:00

Oh, here they come OP! ^^^^ 😁

replies 40Dec 4, 2017 6:54 PM +00:00

R38, he's in LA.

R37, I'm not John.

replies 41Dec 4, 2017 7:02 PM +00:00

Why on earth would you think that you can determine the state of someone's life from their Instagram feed?! Really? Are you genuinely that clueless?

replies 42Dec 4, 2017 7:04 PM +00:00

The only time I compare my insides with anyone's outsides is when they look like shit.

replies 43Dec 4, 2017 7:10 PM +00:00

How does one become outgoing? I'm so fearful of judgment and rejection...

replies 44Dec 4, 2017 7:11 PM +00:00


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replies 45Dec 4, 2017 7:15 PM +00:00

R44, you mean confidence, I think.

replies 46Dec 4, 2017 7:17 PM +00:00

Short but good.

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replies 47Dec 4, 2017 7:26 PM +00:00

He's not even that old. Here he is with his older sister, who looks 35 at most. If I ever met him, I'd probably slap him into next Tuesday.

31 Likes, 3 Comments - David Perry (@theonlydavidperry) on Instagram: “LOVED hanging out with my Mom and my older seeeeeester Nancy on Saturday!!! #Eeeeeeeeeee #goodtimes…”
replies 48Dec 4, 2017 7:28 PM +00:00

R48, why would you slap him?

replies 49Dec 4, 2017 7:30 PM +00:00

Is he depressed?

replies 50Dec 4, 2017 7:32 PM +00:00

R48 "35 at most"?? Bitch please.

replies 51Dec 4, 2017 7:35 PM +00:00

By god, antidepressants can work.

replies 52Dec 4, 2017 10:39 PM +00:00
why would you slap him?

Because he’s feminine and one of those gays that make us look bad.

replies 53Dec 5, 2017 2:44 AM +00:00

Does he live in his parents basement?

replies 54Dec 5, 2017 2:49 AM +00:00


replies 55Dec 5, 2017 2:58 AM +00:00

R53, hoq does he make us look had? He seems like a lovely guy.

replies 56Dec 5, 2017 3:02 AM +00:00


replies 57Dec 5, 2017 3:07 AM +00:00

R1, please post a pic of a hot guy. Just curious.

replies 58Dec 5, 2017 3:07 AM +00:00

r53, no one in this thread makes us look as bad as you do. So slap the motherfucking shit out of yourself. Do it again. And again. And again. Keep doing it 'til your head falls off, you piece of shit.

replies 59Dec 5, 2017 3:37 AM +00:00

He’ll be one of the first I toss into an oven after I build the first US concentration camp for gay men.

--Gay man
replies 60Dec 5, 2017 3:50 AM +00:00

He will probably kill himself within a few years.

replies 61Dec 5, 2017 4:58 AM +00:00

Has alcoholic face. His drinking might catch up with him soon

replies 62Dec 5, 2017 5:01 AM +00:00

OP = David Perry

replies 63Dec 5, 2017 5:42 AM +00:00

I hope he’s happy, but you cannot judge a person or his quality of life based on social media. It serves many purposes, but accurately portraying life in all its dimensions os not one of them.

replies 64Dec 5, 2017 5:46 AM +00:00

I'd like to meet him.

replies 65Dec 5, 2017 6:13 AM +00:00

What's the secret? Is he inherently sanguine? Affirming family, happy childhood?

Tell me the freaking secret. Please.

replies 66Dec 5, 2017 6:19 AM +00:00

Just wait for the inevitable suicide.

replies 67Dec 5, 2017 6:26 AM +00:00

What about his situation indicates he's likely to commit suicide?

replies 68Dec 5, 2017 6:38 AM +00:00

He's single but I guess having lots of friends fills his life.

replies 69Dec 5, 2017 6:58 AM +00:00

Does he have any friends?

replies 70Dec 5, 2017 7:01 AM +00:00

He had like 100 guests at his birthday party, and a ton over for some holidays. Everyone is smiling like a maniac.

replies 71Dec 5, 2017 7:06 AM +00:00

Then why is his pillow stained with tears?

replies 72Dec 5, 2017 7:07 AM +00:00

OP, you have to accept yourself, appreciate the people around you and be happy in and of yourself before others will want to be near you.

replies 73Dec 5, 2017 7:09 AM +00:00

You're right, R73. I'm going to ask my therapist how I should proceed towards just becoming a happy, open person. It's going to take a lot of work, and I'll have to be very vulnerable. I'll have to turn off the part of my brain that looks for what's wrong, who's being sarcastic - basically the part that looks for what's not obviously present, largely out of fear.

I'm going to avoid the news, and yeah I'll give to charity but I'm not going to be exposed to any more suffering.

I need to wake the fuck up and get happy, open, and kind of greedy for life.

replies 74Dec 5, 2017 7:18 AM +00:00

Don't bring around a cloud to rain on his parade!

replies 75Dec 5, 2017 7:20 AM +00:00

He's a Gemini:

Positive Qualities of Gemini: Brilliance of Mind, Good Communication Skills, Gregariousness, Diplomacy, Vivacity, Enthusiasm, Tact, Cheerfulness, Wit and Versatility. Negative Qualities of Gemini: Duality, Prevarication, Instability, Indecision, Laziness and Untidiness.

replies 76Dec 5, 2017 7:30 AM +00:00

I wonder if he has a good dating life or is just everyone's friend...

replies 77Dec 5, 2017 12:16 PM +00:00

Zodiac believers are the worst.

replies 78Dec 5, 2017 12:53 PM +00:00


--The “volunteering solves everything” troll
replies 79Dec 5, 2017 3:29 PM +00:00

Based on the pic at R48, I think he's fibbing a bit about his age. He looks 55, she looks 35.

replies 80Dec 5, 2017 4:39 PM +00:00

I think you're absolutely right, R80.

replies 81Dec 5, 2017 4:42 PM +00:00

R80 She looks mid-40s. All that makeup is hiding her age, but the wrinkly eyelids give her away.

replies 82Dec 5, 2017 4:52 PM +00:00

Some of his "hot" friends look kinda of goofy.

replies 83Dec 5, 2017 6:28 PM +00:00


replies 84Dec 6, 2017 4:55 AM +00:00

Op succeeded!

replies 85Dec 6, 2017 4:56 AM +00:00

The personification of South Park's Big Gay Al.
replies 86Dec 6, 2017 11:07 AM +00:00

South Park loves gays!

replies 87Dec 6, 2017 11:09 AM +00:00

There are plenty of things genuinely happy, contented middle aged people do with their lives. Hanging around go-go bars with musclke twunks 24/7 is not one of them.

replies 88Dec 6, 2017 11:11 AM +00:00

He bought all those friends on Instagram.

replies 89Dec 6, 2017 11:15 AM +00:00

Guys, please don't be mean. I don't want him seeing this and getting upset. He seems like a really nice guy.

replies 90Dec 6, 2017 11:22 AM +00:00

He doesn't look like someone who hires gogo dancers for private meetups.

replies 91Dec 6, 2017 11:30 AM +00:00

Bet he's comfortable anywhere he goes.

replies 92Dec 7, 2017 2:34 PM +00:00

Going out tonight. Maybe I'll meet him.

replies 93Dec 9, 2017 7:00 PM +00:00