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How incredibly happy is this gay guy?

I mean, holy shit.

How does one achieve this? Total self-acceptance, HUGE circle of friends (including hot guys).

Shit. My life is just ... shit.

1,060 Followers, 1,591 Following, 1,321 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from David Perry (@theonlydavidperry)
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--Anonymous
replies 93Dec 4, 2017 6:01 PM +00:00

Again, I have to say that my definition of hot would be most guys definition of mediocre. We all like what we like!

--Anonymous
replies 1Dec 4, 2017 6:04 PM +00:00
How does one achieve this?

He's very friendly and likeable..

GURL >>>

39 Likes, 3 Comments - David Perry (@theonlydavidperry) on Instagram: “Here's my late #MCM #mancrushmonday #sexy #muscular #smoking #STUD #muscleboy #muscles #smoker…”
Instagram
--Anonymous
replies 2Dec 4, 2017 6:05 PM +00:00

Money helps I'm sure.

--Anonymous
replies 3Dec 4, 2017 6:05 PM +00:00

R2, see here:

I’m seeing this all over Datalounge tonight.Stop.
the DataLounge
--Anonymous
replies 4Dec 4, 2017 6:06 PM +00:00

I have nothing to do with that, R4.

LOL.

--Anonymous
replies 5Dec 4, 2017 6:07 PM +00:00

How do you know if he has self-acceptance or any genuine friends?

--Anonymous
replies 6Dec 4, 2017 6:10 PM +00:00

Real friends >

41 Likes, 4 Comments - David Perry (@theonlydavidperry) on Instagram: “Omg!!! I #LOVE Alex and Ricardo sooooooo Much!! They are the nicest guys ever!!! Thanks for always…”
Instagram
--Anonymous
replies 7Dec 4, 2017 6:11 PM +00:00

I do. I’m asking you to stop the gurl.

--Anonymous
replies 8Dec 4, 2017 6:11 PM +00:00

You are jealous of this ugly, balding putz? Kill yourself OP. Quickly.

--Anonymous
replies 9Dec 4, 2017 6:13 PM +00:00

isn't this the guy who was on Roseanne?

I think most of these photos are called Photo Opportunities.

59 Likes, 1 Comments - David Perry (@theonlydavidperry) on Instagram: “#TheBigBangTheory season 10 #WrapParty last night at the #Palihouse in #WestHollywood #THANKYOU…”
Instagram
--Anonymous
replies 10Dec 4, 2017 6:14 PM +00:00

R3, he's not wealthy.

--Anonymous
replies 11Dec 4, 2017 6:14 PM +00:00
I do. I’m asking you to stop the gurl.

No, that wasn't me.

Fuck off, gurl.

--Anonymous
replies 12Dec 4, 2017 6:15 PM +00:00

Look at the captions. He's popular, loves his friends, and everything is fun.

I mean, goddamn it.

--Anonymous
replies 13Dec 4, 2017 6:15 PM +00:00

Most people don’t post the pictures they take after they go home, alone, from the strip club, after drinking too much, yet again.

--Anonymous
replies 14Dec 4, 2017 6:15 PM +00:00

Do you honestly think he's going HOME with any of those strippers or barbacks? Without paying, I mean.

This is why you shouldn't take people's Facebook or IG lives seriously.

Facebook can be depressing because everyone else's lives are better than yours... But are they really? GOTO https://www.facebook.com/higtonbros TO FOLLOW ALO...
YouTube
--Anonymous
replies 15Dec 4, 2017 6:17 PM +00:00

they're not his friends - they're people in gay bars and at some gay resort.

--Anonymous
replies 16Dec 4, 2017 6:18 PM +00:00

He seems like a lovely person who loves his mother and invites people over for the holidays. Really lovely guy.

I don't think he's implying he's sleeping with any of those guys. They're friends, which is what's kind of cool about it. He's so friendly and outgoing that he can make friends with people half his age.

--Anonymous
replies 17Dec 4, 2017 6:19 PM +00:00

Whoever said “fuck off gurl” is blocked. Done with that lip Stick Alley shit.

--Anonymous
replies 18Dec 4, 2017 6:20 PM +00:00

He says he's a Gemini. They're outgoing and friendly? Is that what he means?

--Anonymous
replies 19Dec 4, 2017 6:20 PM +00:00

Fun ... fun ... everything's fucking fun and great.

I hope LA falls into the ocean soon.

--Anonymous
replies 20Dec 4, 2017 6:21 PM +00:00

He seems really sweet but I’ve learned Gemini’s are not good here, so I’m torn!

--Anonymous
replies 21Dec 4, 2017 6:22 PM +00:00
Whoever said “fuck off gurl” is blocked. Done with that lip Stick Alley shit.

Who cares? Block away you cunt.

--Anonymous
replies 22Dec 4, 2017 6:23 PM +00:00

OP is an insufferable asshole cunt. Like all Hillbots.

--Anonymous
replies 23Dec 4, 2017 6:25 PM +00:00

I'm not getting why OP even started this thread.

--Someone educate me please
replies 24Dec 4, 2017 6:26 PM +00:00
I mean, holy shit. How does one achieve this

You see 1000s of instagrams with incredible lives and this guy makes you go "Holy shit"?

--Anonymous
replies 25Dec 4, 2017 6:28 PM +00:00

R24, because DLers are gay but generally not like this - not incredibly happy and carefree. It's striking.

--OP
replies 26Dec 4, 2017 6:28 PM +00:00

R25, the point is that he's not a fitness model or anything - he's just himself - and has tons of friends and is happy all the time ... I guess.

--Anonymous
replies 27Dec 4, 2017 6:29 PM +00:00

Oh, OP! You’re comparing your insides with his outsides!

--Anonymous
replies 28Dec 4, 2017 6:29 PM +00:00

Who would I rather be?

Don Burns: pay guys to be relevant to younger guys, and to sleep with them.

This guy: genuinely happy and open, and friends with everyone, including younger guys.

--Anonymous
replies 29Dec 4, 2017 6:30 PM +00:00
[R25], the point is that he's not a fitness model or anything - he's just himself - and has tons of friends and is happy all the time ... I guess.

How do you know he's happy all the time?

It's just an image he's trying to convey

--Anonymous
replies 30Dec 4, 2017 6:34 PM +00:00

Thanks, R28. I'd never heard of comparing one's insides with others' outsides. Really important to keep it in mind.

www.excelatlife.com
--Anonymous
replies 31Dec 4, 2017 6:34 PM +00:00
I'm not getting why OP even started this thread.

Obviously to make fun of him. Call him names, gay slurs, typical homophobic-hateful shit. But, I don’t think OP succeeded. Maybe his crowd isn’t here tonight.

--Anonymous
replies 32Dec 4, 2017 6:35 PM +00:00

Is it the next generation of Jonnie Jenkins AKA PhatGayKid?

I think it's a joke account. One post is hashtagged "gayandpopular". And another is a split screen who wore it better between him and a twentysomething.

--Anonymous
replies 33Dec 4, 2017 6:36 PM +00:00

Absolutely not, R32. I'm being genuine. I'm not making fun of him. Honest to god, I swear on the life of my mom. I posted it because ... I want to understand how one lives this kind of life - so open and self-accepting and loved.

I'm not kidding. I'm that... fucked up.

--OP
replies 34Dec 4, 2017 6:37 PM +00:00

His pussy does not stink.

52 Likes, 4 Comments - David Perry (@theonlydavidperry) on Instagram: “#JENNY loves this time of year because she gets to wear her #ChristmasBEST #Eeeeeeeeeeeeee…”
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--Anonymous
replies 35Dec 4, 2017 6:37 PM +00:00
Thanks, [R28]. I'd never heard of comparing one's insides with others' outsides. Really important to keep it in mind.

“I thought my book would help a lot of people, because I think so many people compare their insides to other people’s outsides. I can imagine people looking at me through the years when I was with Marvin Hamlisch and Burt Bacharach and thinking ‘What a great life she has,’ ” says Carol Bayer Sager, 69.

Oscar-winning songwriter Carole Bayer Sager had no idea how many stories she had to tell until she worked on her memoir.
sacbee
--Anonymous
replies 36Dec 4, 2017 6:38 PM +00:00

OP, are you John?

--Wondering
replies 37Dec 4, 2017 6:50 PM +00:00

His life looks like gay flyover state HELL.

--Anonymous
replies 38Dec 4, 2017 6:52 PM +00:00

I really do wonder sometimes how you girls find these people.

--But keep 'em coming!
replies 39Dec 4, 2017 6:54 PM +00:00

Oh, here they come OP! ^^^^ 😁

--Anonymous
replies 40Dec 4, 2017 6:54 PM +00:00

R38, he's in LA.

R37, I'm not John.

--Anonymous
replies 41Dec 4, 2017 7:02 PM +00:00

Why on earth would you think that you can determine the state of someone's life from their Instagram feed?! Really? Are you genuinely that clueless?

--Anonymous
replies 42Dec 4, 2017 7:04 PM +00:00

The only time I compare my insides with anyone's outsides is when they look like shit.

--Anonymous
replies 43Dec 4, 2017 7:10 PM +00:00

How does one become outgoing? I'm so fearful of judgment and rejection...

--Anonymous
replies 44Dec 4, 2017 7:11 PM +00:00

Boom.

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--Anonymous
replies 45Dec 4, 2017 7:15 PM +00:00

R44, you mean confidence, I think.

--Anonymous
replies 46Dec 4, 2017 7:17 PM +00:00

Short but good.

Would you like to feel unstoppably positive & have a brighter outlook on life? Do you tend to struggle with negativity or feel less positive than you would like to? Are you generally a positive person but you'd like to take your positivity to the next level in order to feel happier & achi...
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--Anonymous
replies 47Dec 4, 2017 7:26 PM +00:00

He's not even that old. Here he is with his older sister, who looks 35 at most. If I ever met him, I'd probably slap him into next Tuesday.

31 Likes, 3 Comments - David Perry (@theonlydavidperry) on Instagram: “LOVED hanging out with my Mom and my older seeeeeester Nancy on Saturday!!! #Eeeeeeeeeee #goodtimes…”
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--Anonymous
replies 48Dec 4, 2017 7:28 PM +00:00

R48, why would you slap him?

--Anonymous
replies 49Dec 4, 2017 7:30 PM +00:00

Is he depressed?

--Anonymous
replies 50Dec 4, 2017 7:32 PM +00:00

R48 "35 at most"?? Bitch please.

--Anonymous
replies 51Dec 4, 2017 7:35 PM +00:00

By god, antidepressants can work.

--Apparently.
replies 52Dec 4, 2017 10:39 PM +00:00
why would you slap him?

Because he’s feminine and one of those gays that make us look bad.

--R48
replies 53Dec 5, 2017 2:44 AM +00:00

Does he live in his parents basement?

--Anonymous
replies 54Dec 5, 2017 2:49 AM +00:00

Is that BILL TAYLOR?

--Anonymous
replies 55Dec 5, 2017 2:58 AM +00:00

R53, hoq does he make us look had? He seems like a lovely guy.

--Anonymous
replies 56Dec 5, 2017 3:02 AM +00:00

*How

--Anonymous
replies 57Dec 5, 2017 3:07 AM +00:00

R1, please post a pic of a hot guy. Just curious.

--Anonymous
replies 58Dec 5, 2017 3:07 AM +00:00

r53, no one in this thread makes us look as bad as you do. So slap the motherfucking shit out of yourself. Do it again. And again. And again. Keep doing it 'til your head falls off, you piece of shit.

--Anonymous
replies 59Dec 5, 2017 3:37 AM +00:00

He’ll be one of the first I toss into an oven after I build the first US concentration camp for gay men.

--Gay man
replies 60Dec 5, 2017 3:50 AM +00:00

He will probably kill himself within a few years.

--Anonymous
replies 61Dec 5, 2017 4:58 AM +00:00

Has alcoholic face. His drinking might catch up with him soon

--Anonymous
replies 62Dec 5, 2017 5:01 AM +00:00

OP = David Perry

--Anonymous
replies 63Dec 5, 2017 5:42 AM +00:00

I hope he’s happy, but you cannot judge a person or his quality of life based on social media. It serves many purposes, but accurately portraying life in all its dimensions os not one of them.

--Anonymous
replies 64Dec 5, 2017 5:46 AM +00:00

I'd like to meet him.

--Anonymous
replies 65Dec 5, 2017 6:13 AM +00:00

What's the secret? Is he inherently sanguine? Affirming family, happy childhood?

Tell me the freaking secret. Please.

--Anonymous
replies 66Dec 5, 2017 6:19 AM +00:00

Just wait for the inevitable suicide.

--Anonymous
replies 67Dec 5, 2017 6:26 AM +00:00

What about his situation indicates he's likely to commit suicide?

--Anonymous
replies 68Dec 5, 2017 6:38 AM +00:00

He's single but I guess having lots of friends fills his life.

--Anonymous
replies 69Dec 5, 2017 6:58 AM +00:00

Does he have any friends?

--Anonymous
replies 70Dec 5, 2017 7:01 AM +00:00

He had like 100 guests at his birthday party, and a ton over for some holidays. Everyone is smiling like a maniac.

--Anonymous
replies 71Dec 5, 2017 7:06 AM +00:00

Then why is his pillow stained with tears?

--Anonymous
replies 72Dec 5, 2017 7:07 AM +00:00

OP, you have to accept yourself, appreciate the people around you and be happy in and of yourself before others will want to be near you.

--Anonymous
replies 73Dec 5, 2017 7:09 AM +00:00

You're right, R73. I'm going to ask my therapist how I should proceed towards just becoming a happy, open person. It's going to take a lot of work, and I'll have to be very vulnerable. I'll have to turn off the part of my brain that looks for what's wrong, who's being sarcastic - basically the part that looks for what's not obviously present, largely out of fear.

I'm going to avoid the news, and yeah I'll give to charity but I'm not going to be exposed to any more suffering.

I need to wake the fuck up and get happy, open, and kind of greedy for life.

--OP
replies 74Dec 5, 2017 7:18 AM +00:00

Don't bring around a cloud to rain on his parade!

--Anonymous
replies 75Dec 5, 2017 7:20 AM +00:00

He's a Gemini:

Positive Qualities of Gemini: Brilliance of Mind, Good Communication Skills, Gregariousness, Diplomacy, Vivacity, Enthusiasm, Tact, Cheerfulness, Wit and Versatility. Negative Qualities of Gemini: Duality, Prevarication, Instability, Indecision, Laziness and Untidiness.

--Anonymous
replies 76Dec 5, 2017 7:30 AM +00:00

I wonder if he has a good dating life or is just everyone's friend...

--Anonymous
replies 77Dec 5, 2017 12:16 PM +00:00

Zodiac believers are the worst.

--Anonymous
replies 78Dec 5, 2017 12:53 PM +00:00

Volunteer!

--The “volunteering solves everything” troll
replies 79Dec 5, 2017 3:29 PM +00:00

Based on the pic at R48, I think he's fibbing a bit about his age. He looks 55, she looks 35.

--Anonymous
replies 80Dec 5, 2017 4:39 PM +00:00

I think you're absolutely right, R80.

--Anonymous
replies 81Dec 5, 2017 4:42 PM +00:00

R80 She looks mid-40s. All that makeup is hiding her age, but the wrinkly eyelids give her away.

--Anonymous
replies 82Dec 5, 2017 4:52 PM +00:00

Some of his "hot" friends look kinda of goofy.

--Anonymous
replies 83Dec 5, 2017 6:28 PM +00:00

F-ggot.

--Datalounge
replies 84Dec 6, 2017 4:55 AM +00:00

Op succeeded!

--Anonymous
replies 85Dec 6, 2017 4:56 AM +00:00

The personification of South Park's Big Gay Al.

www.everwonder.com
--Anonymous
replies 86Dec 6, 2017 11:07 AM +00:00

South Park loves gays!

--Anonymous
replies 87Dec 6, 2017 11:09 AM +00:00

There are plenty of things genuinely happy, contented middle aged people do with their lives. Hanging around go-go bars with musclke twunks 24/7 is not one of them.

--Anonymous
replies 88Dec 6, 2017 11:11 AM +00:00

He bought all those friends on Instagram.

--Anonymous
replies 89Dec 6, 2017 11:15 AM +00:00

Guys, please don't be mean. I don't want him seeing this and getting upset. He seems like a really nice guy.

--Anonymous
replies 90Dec 6, 2017 11:22 AM +00:00

He doesn't look like someone who hires gogo dancers for private meetups.

--Anonymous
replies 91Dec 6, 2017 11:30 AM +00:00

Bet he's comfortable anywhere he goes.

--Anonymous
replies 92Dec 7, 2017 2:34 PM +00:00

Going out tonight. Maybe I'll meet him.

--Anonymous
replies 93Dec 9, 2017 7:00 PM +00:00