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Rimming

It's so fucking gross. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

--One Pinot Too Many
replies 36Dec 4, 2017 3:55 PM +00:00

Gay men will stoop at nothing

--Anonymous
replies 1Dec 4, 2017 3:58 PM +00:00

"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"

That line is something I say to people who are using especially foul language. It usually makes them laugh and they clean up their act.

--Anonymous
replies 2Dec 4, 2017 3:59 PM +00:00

I use that line when people use the four-letter word for excrement in conversation.

Lips that touch anus will NEVER touch mine!

--My body is a temple
replies 3Dec 4, 2017 4:06 PM +00:00

Chip, you know how I hate the brown word.

--B. Sutphin
replies 4Dec 4, 2017 4:08 PM +00:00

It’s like durian: you either love it or hate it.

--Love it
replies 5Dec 4, 2017 4:12 PM +00:00

R5 Rimming, durian, or both?

--Anonymous
replies 6Dec 4, 2017 4:16 PM +00:00

I think the male taint/crack area is so erotic that you just want to go down there. Naturally your fingers are going to seek-out his hole. Kissing buns leads to...

But best after a shower, or a quick Baby Wipes clean.

And the appreciative groans will make you hard.

--... and God Created Manpussy
replies 7Dec 4, 2017 4:55 PM +00:00

R7 Baby Wipes clean.? Uh no,. shower only! Good grief

--Anonymous
replies 8Dec 4, 2017 5:03 PM +00:00

How do you know your mother isn't into rimming and kisses YOU with that mouth?

--Anonymous
replies 9Dec 4, 2017 5:07 PM +00:00

I just wish it weren't so prevalent in porn.

--Anonymous
replies 10Dec 4, 2017 5:09 PM +00:00

Ewwwwww

--Anonymous
replies 11Dec 4, 2017 5:10 PM +00:00

It does nothing for me to have my ass hole licked, but I LOVE doing it to other guys...if they're clean and fresh out of a shower. It's very erotic. I must just not have a very sensitive hole. It can barely feel anything when someone does it to me except for one guy. He was a lousy lover in every other way, but that was one thing he was amazing at. I still don't know exactly what he did, but I could feel it for the first time and it was wonderful.

--Anonymous
replies 12Dec 4, 2017 5:14 PM +00:00

OP, does it make a difference if the guy is really hot?

--Anonymous
replies 13Dec 4, 2017 5:21 PM +00:00

r12 I'm exactly the opposite -- could never rim someone, but LOVE to have it done to me.

--Anonymous
replies 14Dec 4, 2017 5:27 PM +00:00

Which makes you a selfish twat, R14.

--Me, Me, ME!
replies 15Dec 4, 2017 5:34 PM +00:00

R3 you probably already have kissed a man, or woman who is into rimming, it's that common.

I personally have never rimmed anyone and never will. I had it done once to me and it felt gross and it was something I never wanted to do sexually again.

--Anonymous
replies 16Dec 4, 2017 11:35 PM +00:00

I knew my ex was cheating when he kissed me and his beard smelled like ass.

--Anonymous
replies 17Dec 5, 2017 12:48 PM +00:00

Beards are gross. That said, good sex is more a session than an act. For me anyway.

During a coupling session, it's very normal to eat ass, suck cock, kiss, and fuck, in any order, multiples times.

What I'm saying is I often eat ass and then kiss. Or have my ass eaten and then kiss. All the time.

--Anonymous
replies 18Dec 5, 2017 1:07 PM +00:00

r18 when one does perform "act sex" which most of us have, rimming shouldn't be included. Its not a spur of the moment kind of thing with a stranger. Coupling is more intimate and better allows said act in a safer and more enjoyable environment.

--Anonymous
replies 19Dec 5, 2017 1:13 PM +00:00

i snowball that hot jizz into my mom's piehole

cousin vicki "daddy says i'm the best at it" hahah
YouTube
--Daddy says I french kiss the best
replies 20Dec 5, 2017 1:18 PM +00:00
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

I rim my mother with this mouth.

--She cries.
replies 21Dec 5, 2017 1:20 PM +00:00
[R18] when one does perform "act sex" which most of us have, rimming shouldn't be included. Its not a spur of the moment kind of thing with a stranger

R19 I agree. I don't rim a stranger or anonymous hookups. Though it's happened I admit. In fact I rarely even suck on a first hookup.

Rimming is natural with a partner. You suck cock and lick balls and before you know it, oh you know how it goes, guided by your partners moans. It's part of good sex.

--Anonymous
replies 22Dec 5, 2017 1:30 PM +00:00

Backsides are the sewers of the body. I don't stick my tongue in a sewer.

--Anonymous
replies 23Dec 5, 2017 1:30 PM +00:00

But you stick your dick in one.

--Anonymous
replies 24Dec 5, 2017 2:25 PM +00:00

I've puked my guts out, but I bet if you saw me you'd wana kiss me!

--Anonymous
replies 25Dec 5, 2017 2:29 PM +00:00

Doing ANYTHING with asshole is so unnatural. It was created to be a poop chute. No Hershey Highway for this guy!

---Not a Fudgepacker
replies 26Dec 5, 2017 4:01 PM +00:00

Incest is gross, kissing your mom on the mouth, you silly bottom.

--Anonymous
replies 27Dec 5, 2017 4:39 PM +00:00

Some of us wash well.

--Anonymous
replies 28Dec 5, 2017 5:06 PM +00:00

All the washing, Clorox, Lysol in world would never get an asshole clean enough for me to go near it with my mouth! It's unnatural. It's a shit hole. Bacteria. Ecoli. Amoebas. Listeria. Why would you risk your health? Anymore than you would knowingly have sex with a guy who has herpes. The millenials don't guard their health.

--Anonymous
replies 29Dec 6, 2017 9:17 AM +00:00

I’ll rim you.

But if you use my toothbrush I’ll throw it out.

--I have stated my boundaries.
replies 30Dec 6, 2017 9:27 AM +00:00

I loved rimming a guy,and being rimmed,but one time many moons ago I was munching away on this hot guy and he full out farted in my face. Since then,I just cant do it. By the way,when he started laughing and I realized he had done it on purpose,I punched him in the nuts.

--Anonymous
replies 31Dec 6, 2017 9:33 AM +00:00

Dear Lord in Heaven!

--Concerned Rim Team Mom
replies 32Dec 6, 2017 9:57 AM +00:00

I like watching it, but I'd never do it. I've received it, but it didn't feel incredible, like it does for some people.

--Anonymous
replies 33Dec 6, 2017 10:32 AM +00:00

I've had one strict rule I've lived by in the bedroom. I never make passes at boys who lick asses.

--Anonymous
replies 34Dec 6, 2017 10:57 AM +00:00

How do you know what I do R24? Maybe if he had a boiling water and bleach enema first. But probably not.

--Anonymous
replies 35Dec 6, 2017 10:59 AM +00:00

You can clean your hole very well. You should look into how the body works.

--Anonymous
replies 36Dec 6, 2017 3:42 PM +00:00