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So, what are the Trumps & Co getting for Christmas?

Donald - indictments. Ivanka - a dictionary consisting only of the word "complicit". Jared - 101 Things To Do In Prison Jr & Eric - an up & close experience with a very hungry lion in a cage. Melania - passport. Barron - an invitation to the Obama's for Christmas. Tiffany - popcorn. KellyAnne - a mirror. Bannon - heart attack.

--Anonymous
replies 11Dec 3, 2017 5:04 PM +00:00

Oh dear, let's try that again:

Donald - indictments.

Ivanka - a dictionary consisting only of the word "complicit".

Jared - 101 Things To Do In Prison

Jr & Eric - an up & close experience with a very hungry lion in a cage.

Melania - passport.

Barron - an invitation to the Obama's for Christmas.

Tiffany - popcorn. KellyAnne - a mirror.

Bannon - heart attack.

--Anonymous
replies 1Dec 3, 2017 5:06 PM +00:00

I want to remind OP (and my father and his supporters) that Jared and I don't celebrate Christmas.

www.jpost.com
--Ivanka
replies 2Dec 3, 2017 5:06 PM +00:00
Barron - an invitation to the Obama's for Christmas.

Sweet!

Imagine the effect that would have on Barron's dad. It would be even better if they invited Melania, too.

--Anonymous
replies 3Dec 3, 2017 5:13 PM +00:00

I'm wishing indictments for Trump, Jared, Donny Jr, and Ivanka. And I'm hoping a little extra something for Trump in 2018: impeachment proceedings.

--Anonymous
replies 4Dec 3, 2017 9:46 PM +00:00

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

--Donald Trump
replies 5Dec 3, 2017 9:51 PM +00:00

Store bought pecan pie for Sarah.

Oh wait, maybe she doesn't need that.

--Anonymous
replies 6Dec 3, 2017 9:58 PM +00:00

For Dear Leader...

www.drugs.com
--Anonymous
replies 7Dec 3, 2017 9:59 PM +00:00

Well obviously, something in the opioid range for Kellyanne;

another T-shirt for Barron, maybe this one could say "Get A Clue" and he can wear it ironically around his Dad;

for Melania, a new lock for her bedroom door;

for Ivanka a therapy dog to talk to in the coming dark nights;

for Steve Bannon a Geiger counter to help him find all that Uranium he likes to talk about;

for the two boys Eric and Don Jr. of course it has to be the safari trip of a lifetime into the creeks and estuaries of Northern Queensland;

and for the President, nothing but the best: the Midas Touch. Watch out how you use it!

--Anonymous
replies 8Dec 4, 2017 2:42 AM +00:00

XXXmas for you-know-who, he of grabbing fame

--Anonymous
replies 9Dec 4, 2017 7:23 PM +00:00

The kids are getting an estate tax-free inheritance for Christmas.

--Anonymous
replies 10Dec 4, 2017 7:26 PM +00:00

Well some of the kids are getting that R10. Some.

--Naughty or nice?
replies 11Dec 7, 2017 2:49 AM +00:00