Join the Bitchfest >>

Remember Me?

I was once the governor of New Jersey. I used to have my driver take me all over New Jersey to rest stops where I would get out and suck men off at gloryholes. I also had a hot Israeli boyfriend. Oh, and I also had a wife.

Then when scandal hit, I tried to cover it up by saying, "I am a gay American."

Then my wife divorced me and I hooked up with a rich sugar daddy. I went to the Episcopal Church so that I could be a "minister" and also get some choirboy dick. I tried to fit in with the Chelsea crowd, but they were having none of me and read me for filth. I volunteered my services to a group who assists men who are coming out of prison.

My question to all of you is: Why hasn't my story been made into a tv movie yet? I'm willing to audition actors to play me if that helps.

upload.wikimedia.org
--Jim McGreevey
replies 65Dec 3, 2017 4:46 PM +00:00

His Israeli boyfriend, Golan Cipel, was hot.

--Anonymous
replies 1Dec 3, 2017 4:48 PM +00:00

Remember that public service ad he made for New Jersey, while he was still governor? I think he was walking on the beach with his blond wife. He looked pretty hot then.

--Anonymous
replies 2Dec 3, 2017 4:49 PM +00:00

Any stories of him when he was patrolling Chelsea?

--Anonymous
replies 3Dec 3, 2017 4:53 PM +00:00
Any stories of him when he was patrolling Chelsea?

He's why all the rent boys moved to Hell's Kitchen. He was giving it away for free and they couldn't make a living.

--Anonymous
replies 4Dec 3, 2017 4:56 PM +00:00

Um , yeah no one remembers you.

--To answer your question
replies 5Dec 3, 2017 4:56 PM +00:00

Write a book. I wouldn't read it but someone else might. You never know.

i.imgur.com
--Anonymous
replies 6Dec 3, 2017 4:57 PM +00:00

R4 so he's a bottom?

--Anonymous
replies 7Dec 3, 2017 4:57 PM +00:00
His Israeli boyfriend, Golan Cipel, was hot.

I actually think McGreevy was cuter.

And Cipel was a lying, griftng whore.

i.ytimg.com
--Anonymous
replies 8Dec 3, 2017 4:57 PM +00:00

He and his ego are so tiresome.

If he wants to pursue a religious vocation, he should go to a monastery. In the Alps. And stay there.

--Anonymous
replies 9Dec 3, 2017 4:58 PM +00:00

The Episcopal Church turned him down. They will ordain anyone. There is a joke about pulling out of the Golan in this somewhere.

--Anonymous
replies 10Dec 3, 2017 5:02 PM +00:00

Already

Been

Done

--Anonymous
replies 11Dec 3, 2017 5:09 PM +00:00

Golan was far worse than a lying, grifting whore. He was former Israeli military who accepted an assignment from Israeli intelligence to compromise a sitting US governor and get a state appointment to national Homeland Security.

--Anonymous
replies 12Dec 3, 2017 5:18 PM +00:00

R12, Then he must have been selected for his big Israeli cock.

--Anonymous
replies 13Dec 3, 2017 5:24 PM +00:00

I'm assuming no one will ask if Golan was cut or uncut.

--Anonymous
replies 14Dec 3, 2017 5:34 PM +00:00

How recent is the photo in OP?

--Anonymous
replies 15Dec 3, 2017 5:36 PM +00:00

Wasn't Jared Kushner's father involved in getting Jim hooked up with Golan?

--Anonymous
replies 16Dec 3, 2017 5:39 PM +00:00

Kushner sponsored a work visa for Golan Cipel, an Israeli and a former adviser to the governor who has been identified as the man with whom Mr. McGreevey had the affair. Mr. Kushner also employed Mr. Cipel briefly before the governor hired him. But United States Attorney Christopher J. Christie and Mr. Kushner's lawyers both insisted, when pressed by reporters on Wednesday, that the timing of Mr. Kushner's plea had nothing to do with the recent news about the governor or Mr. Cipel.

--The Plot Deepens
replies 17Dec 3, 2017 5:44 PM +00:00

Gay face

--Anonymous
replies 18Dec 3, 2017 5:46 PM +00:00

Yes, Golan was a opportunistic whore but McGreevy was basically handing out political favors and access for sex...with Charles Kushner being his pimp procurer.

Nobody was "innocent" in this arrangement.

--Anonymous
replies 19Dec 3, 2017 5:56 PM +00:00

R19 is Kushner gay?

--Anonymous
replies 20Dec 3, 2017 6:04 PM +00:00

I'd rather Jim McGreevey than Chris Christie.

--Anonymous
replies 21Dec 3, 2017 6:04 PM +00:00

Christie is hot, r21.

thenypost.files.wordpress.com
--Anonymous
replies 22Dec 3, 2017 6:08 PM +00:00

Corrupt politician, who came out to avoid prosecution to bribery and corruption charges. Mention Machiavelli to him!

--BonniePrinceCharlie
replies 23Dec 3, 2017 6:14 PM +00:00

Absolutely r18

--Anonymous
replies 24Dec 3, 2017 6:43 PM +00:00

I think Kushner père funded McGreevey's entire political career.

Offsite Link
--Anonymous
replies 25Dec 3, 2017 6:45 PM +00:00
Oh, and I also had a wife.

Actually, you had TWO wives.

--Karen Joan Schutz
replies 26Dec 3, 2017 6:48 PM +00:00
[R19] is Kushner gay?

I don't think so but it was Kushner who perspicaciously hooked McGreevy up with Cipro, or whatever the hell his name is.

--Anonymous
replies 27Dec 3, 2017 6:49 PM +00:00

Kevin Spacey IS Jim McGreevey in Trapped in the Closet: The Jim McGreevey Story

--Anonymous
replies 28Dec 3, 2017 6:51 PM +00:00

Lol r28

--Anonymous
replies 29Dec 3, 2017 6:57 PM +00:00

R14, No need to ask. Israeli --> cut

--Anonymous
replies 30Dec 3, 2017 7:08 PM +00:00

Again, the real but well covered up story here is an Israeli intelligence agent getting himself appointed to a position that gave him access to some of Homeland Security's deepest and most highly classified secrets by sleeping with a closeted governor. Golan isn't gay but an Israeli patriot willing to do what it takes.

--Anonymous
replies 31Dec 3, 2017 7:19 PM +00:00

Neither I or the other posters specifically pointed out that the young, cute Israeli intelligence agent got the closeted governor to appoint him to head the New Jersey Department of Home Security, a position for which he had no qualifications but gave him enormous access to classified info at the national Department. As well as being extremely high paying. Again, the real story was successfully covered up.

--R31
replies 32Dec 3, 2017 7:36 PM +00:00

r30 Yeah, that was kind of the point.

--Anonymous
replies 33Dec 3, 2017 7:42 PM +00:00

On tv, the lead or hero has to be someone the audience likes and is rooting for. McGreevy is a slick, sad, lying bastard. Nobody would watch, or care.

--Anonymous
replies 34Dec 3, 2017 8:17 PM +00:00

Gurl!?!

vignette.wikia.nocookie.net
--Anonymous
replies 35Dec 3, 2017 8:23 PM +00:00

There was no Lieutenant Governor of NJ then. The succession went back and forth between legislative leaders so often it was confusing. I attended Princeton back in the day and I think because of that I may have been Acting NJ governor for a brief second without knowing it.

--Anonymous
replies 36Dec 4, 2017 3:57 AM +00:00

I remember the big joke for the NJ boys was “I’m so gay, even my govener is.”

--Anonymous
replies 37Dec 4, 2017 4:00 AM +00:00

"Neither I or the other posters specifically pointed out that the young, cute Israeli intelligence agent got the closeted governor to appoint him to head the New Jersey Department of Home Security"

No, he was not head of the Department of Home Security. Conservatives made that shit up to attack McGreevey.

--Anonymous
replies 38Dec 4, 2017 7:21 AM +00:00

Op, is it true about giving blow jobs to guys at rest stops?

Who was the sugar daddy he went to after his divorce?

--Anonymous
replies 39Dec 4, 2017 11:34 AM +00:00

My question is "How did anyone not know this guy was gay"? Just one look would tell you IMO!

--Anonymous
replies 40Dec 4, 2017 11:36 AM +00:00

There was some thought of honoring him with a plaque at the mens room at the Vince Lombardi rest stop.

--Anonymous
replies 41Dec 4, 2017 11:48 AM +00:00
Op, is it true about giving blow jobs to guys at rest stops?

Yes. He admitted it himself.

--Anonymous
replies 42Dec 4, 2017 11:58 AM +00:00

R34 Have you not watched any TV in the last 20 years. Shows are full of sketchy lead characters where it's almost impossible to find anyone to root for. There are few lines separating heroes and villains in our world. One big gray blob.

--Larry David
replies 43Dec 4, 2017 12:00 PM +00:00

McGreevy referred to it as scaling the Golan Heights.

--Anonymous
replies 44Dec 4, 2017 12:06 PM +00:00

Didn't he say he was banging some guy while one of his children was being born?

--Anonymous
replies 45Dec 4, 2017 2:50 PM +00:00

He only has one child. If he had more than one what a dick! His was was in the hospital for a month before giving birth.

--Anonymous
replies 46Dec 4, 2017 2:55 PM +00:00
Didn't he say he was banging some guy while one of his children was being born?

More like some guy was banging him. I don't see McGreevey as a top.

--Anonymous
replies 47Dec 4, 2017 2:57 PM +00:00

I think Jim was attractive, but I can't stand men who have such massive egos that they will play the part of the entitled hetero, complete with a wife they knowingly deceive for years, only to get ahead in the world.

--Anonymous
replies 48Dec 4, 2017 3:02 PM +00:00

I know exactly what you mean r48.

--Caitlyn "Bruce" Jenner
replies 49Dec 4, 2017 3:15 PM +00:00
He only has one child. If he had more than one what a dick! His was was in the hospital for a month before giving birth.

He has two daughters - Morag from his first marriage and Jacqueline from his second.

--Anonymous
replies 50Dec 4, 2017 7:03 PM +00:00

r48, what are you talking about? Guys like that don't exist.

--John Travolta, making love to my beautiful wife
replies 51Dec 4, 2017 7:12 PM +00:00

Morag? Did he mate with a succubus?

--Anonymous
replies 52Dec 4, 2017 7:28 PM +00:00

"Succubus", more like "Suck your ass".

--Salvatore, down at the Jersey Shore
replies 53Dec 4, 2017 10:49 PM +00:00

Who is he fucking right now? Besides the boyfriend.

--Anonymous
replies 54Dec 5, 2017 7:46 AM +00:00

Wasn't there an article about Jim and his new partner and home (maybe near Princeton?) posted here a couple of years ago? I think he's actually found some peace and happiness.

--Anonymous
replies 55Dec 5, 2017 12:46 PM +00:00

He's working with ex-cons or some such in Newark.

--Anonymous
replies 56Dec 6, 2017 3:20 PM +00:00
He's working with ex-cons or some such in Newark.

What some girls won't do for a bit of rough!

--Anonymous
replies 57Dec 6, 2017 3:53 PM +00:00

^ That's just what I was thinking!

--Anonymous
replies 58Dec 6, 2017 5:08 PM +00:00

He works in Jersey City, not Newark, under Mayor Steve Fulup

image.nj.com
--Anonymous
replies 59Dec 6, 2017 6:50 PM +00:00

So he's a bottom?

--Anonymous
replies 60Dec 6, 2017 9:23 PM +00:00

Don't you dare call me a bottom!

--Jim McGreevey
replies 61Dec 7, 2017 7:33 AM +00:00

Lets just say he's hungry

--Anonymous
replies 62Dec 7, 2017 7:38 AM +00:00

Isn't he an episcopal priest?

--Anonymous
replies 63Dec 7, 2017 7:40 AM +00:00
Isn't he an episcopal priest?

No. The Episcopalians can put up with a lot, but not somebody whose face was on the other side of a gloryhole. They let him go through some lesser training which didn't fully invest him as a priest, but gave him religious street cred to "help" people.

--Anonymous
replies 64Dec 7, 2017 8:13 AM +00:00

Who the fuck is the sugar daddy?

--Anonymous
replies 65Dec 8, 2017 7:18 AM +00:00