I was once the governor of New Jersey. I used to have my driver take me all over New Jersey to rest stops where I would get out and suck men off at gloryholes. I also had a hot Israeli boyfriend. Oh, and I also had a wife.
Then when scandal hit, I tried to cover it up by saying, "I am a gay American."
Then my wife divorced me and I hooked up with a rich sugar daddy. I went to the Episcopal Church so that I could be a "minister" and also get some choirboy dick. I tried to fit in with the Chelsea crowd, but they were having none of me and read me for filth. I volunteered my services to a group who assists men who are coming out of prison.
My question to all of you is: Why hasn't my story been made into a tv movie yet? I'm willing to audition actors to play me if that helps.