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Armie Hammer Part 7

Someone asked Armie to give his opinion on Roman Polanski, and he actually fell for it!

Meanwhile, tired of migraine inducing fabrics, Mrs Hammer simply decides to hold a potted poinsettia plant in front of her bump for the remainder of the season.

Professional thin lip Armie Hammer drops by to film an episode of Podcast "Happy Sad Confused", making sure to wax poetic at length over the lack of integrity in super hero films ("This is probably something I shouldn't talk about...") before dropping some loud and proud…
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Part 6

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replies 1Dec 3, 2017 5:15 AM +00:00

Mrs Hammer is not pregnant.

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replies 2Dec 3, 2017 5:16 AM +00:00

Well, then she's getting fat.

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replies 3Dec 3, 2017 5:17 AM +00:00

If you search on here for "Armie" it also brings up results for "army". This amuses me. I guess it shows DL's coders have a good grasp of the literacy of their users.

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replies 4Dec 3, 2017 5:18 AM +00:00
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replies 5Dec 3, 2017 5:23 AM +00:00

Yup that GIF really shows how awful his jawline is, but he still keeps written up for his "square jaw." ONTD user compared his jawline to a cantalope.

This is what a real square jaw looks like:

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replies 6Dec 3, 2017 5:30 AM +00:00

Why do we care what Mrs. Hammer does?

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replies 7Dec 3, 2017 5:35 AM +00:00

Why does anyone care about anything?

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replies 8Dec 3, 2017 5:38 AM +00:00

R7, as I said on one of the one of the other threads - Mrs H is part of the wonder of Armie. We care because through her desperate attention-seeking and social media addiction, much insight (and pics) is gleaned.

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replies 9Dec 3, 2017 5:59 AM +00:00

Both the Mr and the Mrs Hammer are so fucking hungry and thirsty for it and the best thing is that none it is working as the little prat is getting all the acclaim. So rewarding to watch for all of us civilians.

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replies 10Dec 3, 2017 6:05 AM +00:00

*none of it

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replies 11Dec 3, 2017 6:10 AM +00:00

So Armie just posted this photo. I wonder if he's aware of the backlash he's getting for those Polanski comments.

4,577 Likes, 3 Comments - Armie Hammer (@armiehammer) on Instagram: “Thank you to everyone who came and made Harper’s third birthday so special— and thank you to our…”
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replies 12Dec 3, 2017 6:11 AM +00:00

Timothee has enough jawline to compensate for Armie's lack thereof

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replies 13Dec 3, 2017 6:13 AM +00:00

It's worth a listen to go to the Horowitz podcast to see how he leans into the Polanski question (at around 43:00) because it is so obvious he set a trap for him and was waiting the entire interview to ask this question.

It would be so easy to hate Armie Hammer. He's been blessed with the kind of looks that would make Captain America roll his eyes. He was born into privilege. And he was cast as one of the most iconic superheroes ever (Batman) at 19 years old with virtually zero film experience.But damn it, try not to fall in love with Armie Hammer. Go ahead listen to this podcast and try! Good luck.In this episode of "Happy Sad Confused", Hammer proves himself to be a charming self effacing storyteller (how many times did he see "Titanic" in the theater?!?) and gets candid on the up and down arc of his career -- from the highs of "The Social Network" to the lows of "The Lone Ranger".Plus Armie talks about his beloved new film, "Call Me By Your Name", why he could only have done it now, and why he's cool with becoming a dancing internet meme.All of that AND Josh picks Armie's brain about the long lost "Justice League" film he almost starred in, why he doesn't have any desire to play a superhero, and whether he'd ever work with Roman Polanski. 
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replies 14Dec 3, 2017 6:15 AM +00:00

Tbh there is nothing wrong with what he said. What I like about Armie is that he gives honest answers. He just said it's something he wrestles with. But of course, because he didn't flat out say no, folks are giving him hell for it.

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replies 15Dec 3, 2017 6:19 AM +00:00

And none would have even cared had it not been for that Buzzfeed article.

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replies 16Dec 3, 2017 6:21 AM +00:00

R13 Indeed, Timmy's jawline is a wonder.

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replies 17Dec 3, 2017 6:21 AM +00:00

His comment about Polanski would be less problematic if it was not known that he condemned Chuck Berry for having sex with a minor immediately upon his passing and then used the “I have a daughter” excuse for justifying his condemnation.

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replies 18Dec 3, 2017 6:30 AM +00:00

He didn't justify Polanski's crime.

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replies 19Dec 3, 2017 6:32 AM +00:00

Mrs Hammer starting to be visibly pregnant now doesn't really make sense does it? It would have to have been conceived when they were spending all that time apart surely.

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replies 20Dec 3, 2017 6:33 AM +00:00

James Woods is beaming

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replies 21Dec 3, 2017 6:33 AM +00:00

I haven't really seen much evidence of a baby bump. Photos?

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replies 22Dec 3, 2017 6:34 AM +00:00

Fine R20. I’m putting you down for team “She’s just getting fat.”

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replies 23Dec 3, 2017 6:35 AM +00:00

He really does sound stupid in that podcast.

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replies 24Dec 3, 2017 6:46 AM +00:00

"Man..." "Dude..." "...like...like..."

Idiot. So is the interviewer.

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replies 25Dec 3, 2017 6:48 AM +00:00

The interviewer worked to build a rapport with Armie throughout the interview so he could pull the gotcha question on him at the end.

It’s the oldest trick in the book.

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replies 26Dec 3, 2017 6:49 AM +00:00

Oh please. Who cares. It hardly matters. This stupid podcast is hardly the NY Times. Please calm down, Marys. It doesn't matter.

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replies 27Dec 3, 2017 6:52 AM +00:00

If Rosemary's Baby had been made recently, Armie would have been brilliant as Guy Woodhouse (the narcissistic aspiring actor who gives his unborn baby to Satanists in exchange for a Hollywood contract)

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replies 28Dec 3, 2017 6:55 AM +00:00

R28 that's an interesting comment because Guy Woodhouse was originally supposed to be played by Robert Redford, who like Armie drips with this WASPy golden boyness. It would have given the film a complexity that was lost by casting the swarthy Mediterranean John Cassevetes.

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replies 29Dec 3, 2017 7:09 AM +00:00

Yes, because when you want complexity, you cast bland blondes like Redford or the stupid Armie Hammer.

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replies 30Dec 3, 2017 7:11 AM +00:00

Well part of the themes of Rosemary's Baby is Gentile America's fear of Jewishness (see below), so casting a WASPy Guy Woodhouse rather than someone like Cassevetes who could pass for Jewish.

They all acted sterotypically Jewish, especially the Ruth Gordon character and the Judas-like Dr. Saperstein. I also recall dialogue where Rosemary is mildly scorned for her schoolgirl Catholicism. ...
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replies 31Dec 3, 2017 7:19 AM +00:00

should be "...makes more sense" after Woodhouse

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replies 32Dec 3, 2017 7:20 AM +00:00

r28, Armie IS Guy Woodhouse in real life!!! His wife is a total Rosemary.

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replies 33Dec 3, 2017 7:27 AM +00:00

Mrs Hammer tries to sell herself as a Rosemary (wholesome Midwest Christian girl) but the reality is a little different, before Armand she was dating a much older big time producer. She has more in common with LA girls than she probably likes to admit.

But yes Armie is basically Guy Woodhouse.

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replies 34Dec 3, 2017 7:35 AM +00:00

A friend of mine got the money she had from her mother, who was old Armand Hammer's mistress. It helps when you have a mother who's essentially a whore. Wish mine had been.

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replies 35Dec 3, 2017 7:47 AM +00:00

R35 was your friend’s mom Hilary Gibson?

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replies 36Dec 3, 2017 7:55 AM +00:00

I think so, r36. My friend has a different last name. Pretty sure that's her, though.

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replies 37Dec 3, 2017 8:04 AM +00:00

Double checked, r36: yes. Definitely her.

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replies 38Dec 3, 2017 8:16 AM +00:00

Hilary Gibson was hardcore.

Only one person outside the family says she got what she'd been promised after waging a battle royal: the colorful Hilary Gibson -- identified in Epstein's book as the mistress who, at Hammer's request, legally changed her name and wore a wig to hide her identity from his third wife. She, too, was cut off in Hammer's final days, despite 18 years of promises of an income for life from a secret $10 million account in Switzerland. Well versed in Hammer's ways, Gibson got on a plane after his death once she learned she'd been disinherited, flew to Switzerland and visited the lawyer who'd long been in charge of the account. Tricking him into leaving the room, she snitched, copied (and returned) a document, handwritten by Hammer, that proved he'd made secret provisions for her, as well as for another mistress who'd borne him a daughter. Armed with this information, Gibson persuaded the Hammer estate and Occidental -- where she'd been on the payroll -- to settle with her for $4.2 million, according to the book. Hammer would have been proud.
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replies 39Dec 3, 2017 8:20 AM +00:00

That's exactly it. Now that's some kinda whore!

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replies 40Dec 3, 2017 8:22 AM +00:00

His nose has an unfortunate “drip” between his nostrils, had it been taken care off (so easily) it would've propelled him into the All-Time Greats in terms of handsomeness if not necesataly acting ability

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replies 41Dec 3, 2017 8:28 AM +00:00

Necessarily*

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replies 42Dec 3, 2017 8:29 AM +00:00

Armie was on James Corden last week and talked about the movie but never once mentioned his relationship with Timothee. They showed a preview of the movie and it was of nothing having to do with the two characters. You would never know that Armie has a relationship with another guy from what was discussed or shown. The next night Timothee Chalamet was on the same show and everything gay was discussed.

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replies 43Dec 3, 2017 9:28 AM +00:00

rt43, OMG....

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replies 44Dec 3, 2017 9:36 AM +00:00

R43 It wasn't "everything gay" with Timo. Corden asked him what the movie was about and who is he playing. He described the movie - while being really cute about it and about Armie - and that was it. The rest was his old rap videos and silly stuff.

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replies 45Dec 3, 2017 9:40 AM +00:00

Artie Hammer really seems quite stupid. Just life support for his cock.

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replies 46Dec 3, 2017 9:48 AM +00:00

*Armie

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replies 47Dec 3, 2017 9:49 AM +00:00

R45 Timo was at his most earnest and vulnerable. It's a good thing that most of the press he's done until now has been scripted, otherwise he would have been a walking and talking liability for the film.

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replies 48Dec 3, 2017 12:16 PM +00:00

So sick of the "innocent Timothee" trope. When I saw his performance in MIss Stevens I knew he wasn't some naif. He is a natural actor and as such is calculating and manipulative.

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replies 49Dec 3, 2017 12:22 PM +00:00

Timoûthée Chalamet (with that pretentiously spelled first name) is, rest assured, a knowing little cunt.

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replies 50Dec 3, 2017 12:28 PM +00:00

There's been liberal use of Timothy Chalet's bussy.

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replies 51Dec 3, 2017 12:31 PM +00:00

Sorry--Timothée Chalet (and his bussy)

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replies 52Dec 3, 2017 12:32 PM +00:00

Timothée Chalet

Is One Thicc Bih

Now met me see

That Chalamussy

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replies 53Dec 3, 2017 12:34 PM +00:00

He'll never be an A list star with a name like that. Neither of them will.

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replies 54Dec 3, 2017 12:36 PM +00:00

I saw a tweet where a Armie fan direct messaged Mrs. Hammer that Armie is losing fans and he should apologize for his support of Polanski. He leaves Twitter and still can't escape these idiots who want everyone to have the same POVs as them. Condemn Armie for the statement if they must but have tge same outrage at rape victim Asia Argento who signed the Polanski support petition, Wes Anderson, Martin Scorsese. Or don't watch films with actors who worked with Polanski like Kate Winslet, Christoph Waltz. Jodie Foster and DL fave Betty Buckley.

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replies 55Dec 3, 2017 12:38 PM +00:00

I have no problem with anyone who works with Polanski, and I have no problem going to his movies (if they look good).

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replies 56Dec 3, 2017 12:40 PM +00:00

I just saw a tweet with screenshots of direct messages between Armie and a fan (who says they are no longer a fan) but I can't fucking find it anymore!! He really does have no impulse control. This non-fan referred to their first message saying something like 'maybe it was a bit aggressive but there's no need for you to go off on me'. I don't understand why people direct message actors/actresses saying they're shite and then get offended when people respond accordingly? Armie wasn't rude in his response but said something like 'I don't understand why I, a stranger, have so much power over you.' PREACH. The same can be said for this whole thread (plus the last 6). Everyone's getting so heated, do any of us know him in person??

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replies 57Dec 3, 2017 1:06 PM +00:00

Not everyone is getting heated over what he said. Most people in these threads are just here to discuss/psychoanalyze a sexy man who's very messy in interviews and on social media.

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replies 58Dec 3, 2017 1:11 PM +00:00

R58 pretty much

This is a gossip forum and his and his wife’s lack of discretion make for good voyeurism

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replies 59Dec 3, 2017 1:27 PM +00:00

Timothée wins Los Angeles Critics Best Actor

All over for Armie?

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replies 60Dec 3, 2017 1:33 PM +00:00

WOOOOOOOO lil Timmy Tim's killing the game

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replies 61Dec 3, 2017 1:35 PM +00:00

You guys do know there's a thread for Timothee right? It's slightly annoying that the walking PR disaster is on thread 7, whereas the actually talented one is only on thread 3

Third thread for future Oscar nominee Timothée Chalamet.
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replies 62Dec 3, 2017 1:37 PM +00:00

Timmy, you go!!!! I think Timmy can help Armie to get that Oscar nom. If CMBYN gets Supporting actor in, it will be Hammer not Stulbarg.

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replies 63Dec 3, 2017 1:44 PM +00:00

Can one film get two supporting actor nominations?

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replies 64Dec 3, 2017 1:47 PM +00:00

R64, theoretically, yes! Practically, these days, it's very hard to do. Particularly in male categories.

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replies 65Dec 3, 2017 1:49 PM +00:00

I mean they both deserve it. I'm sure a lot of you won't agree but in terms of staying true to the character in the book they were spot on.

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replies 66Dec 3, 2017 1:53 PM +00:00

I haven't seen the movie yet, but the more clips I see, the more I'm inclined to think Armie deserves it more than Michael. Personally, and you are free to disagree, I think Michael's job was mostly done by Acimán. I saw the speech scene and it was great, beautiful and moving but it was verbatim from the book. Which was already all of those things. Oliver, I think, was completely Luca and Armie's invention because the book says so little about him. What you get from Oliver are the things you infer after reading it, and having read a ton of reviews and seen basically every shit quality clip I could find, I think Armie did a pretty great job making Oliver an actual human in love, confused and vulnerable in a fantastically subtle manner.

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replies 67Dec 3, 2017 2:12 PM +00:00
Oliver, I think, was completely Luca and Armie's invention

Given Luca had to tell Armie exactly who his character is, how to react, resorting to showing him clips of other performances, I'd say it was mostly Luca's invention.

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replies 68Dec 3, 2017 2:16 PM +00:00

I will watch Roman Polanski's movies as well as Woody Allens. I stopped watching the Middle because that cunt Patricia Heaton was in it. It was so difficult for me to watch Ray Donovan this season because Susan SaranCUNT was in it.

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replies 69Dec 3, 2017 2:18 PM +00:00

R68, Andre Aciman through the eyes and mind of Elio created Oliver.

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replies 70Dec 3, 2017 2:20 PM +00:00

R68 Oh yeah. I totally agree. But Armie was the vessel for that and he was great being exactly that. No wonder he had issues ending the shoot. Luca was basically telling him what to do and who to be the entire time. Going back to being your own person must be exhausting after an identity-vacation like that.

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replies 71Dec 3, 2017 2:21 PM +00:00

R71 I'm pissing myself that was so funny. Poor Armie.

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replies 72Dec 3, 2017 2:31 PM +00:00

Do you think Timmy had any secret thoughts about Armie's limitations?

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replies 73Dec 3, 2017 2:55 PM +00:00

I think Timmy loves his big and tall dance partner to the moon and back. He's never said anything to suggest he doesn't admire Armie as an actor, but then I suppose he wouldn't on a press tour promoting their movie together. Even so, Timmy seems to admire everybody he's ever worked with, and he talks so fast what he's saying can't all be lies can it?

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replies 74Dec 3, 2017 2:59 PM +00:00

r74, do you think Timmy secretly got schadenfreude that an actor 10 years his senior is so strikingly limited compared to our young prodigy?

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replies 75Dec 3, 2017 3:00 PM +00:00

R73 this was Timothee's reaction when Armie was unable to nail the scene and needed help from Luca

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replies 76Dec 3, 2017 3:00 PM +00:00
Timmy seems to admire everybody he's ever worked with

Seems being the key word. He knows how to play the political game, he isn't going to badmouth anyone. People forget how many of his family members are in the business, he's been groomed for this.

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replies 77Dec 3, 2017 3:03 PM +00:00

Regarding Chalamet, there hasn't been this amount of hype for an actor in Hollywood since the young DiCaprio and before that, the young Meryl Streep.

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replies 78Dec 3, 2017 3:06 PM +00:00

Armie is quite successful for someone who had no clue how to pronounce "laissez-faire".

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replies 79Dec 3, 2017 3:06 PM +00:00

Regarding Chalamet, this isn't his thread.

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replies 80Dec 3, 2017 3:08 PM +00:00

R76 Actually pissing myself oh my god

R75 Who knows for sure, but he doesn't come across that way, does he? More like he's in awe of his own achievements. He's probably too excited about how well his own performance is being received to dwell on lack of awards on Armie's end. Not that there's been a shortage of general praise, they're often lumped together 'you both did a great job with this movie'.

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replies 81Dec 3, 2017 3:09 PM +00:00
there hasn't been this amount of hype for an actor in Hollywood since the young DiCaprio and before that, the young Meryl Streep.
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replies 82Dec 3, 2017 3:09 PM +00:00

I have seen the movie (and read the book twice) and (r67) is spot on. Sthulberg IS Aciman, (whom I'm convinced also "came close to having" what Elio had with Oliver, which explains how the "straight" author can write these characters so convincingly). The father delivers the speech beautifully, but Armie has to do so much more to create an Oliver who is very close to the one Aciman imagined.

Armie is the more deserving of the two for supporting.

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replies 83Dec 3, 2017 3:13 PM +00:00

I can't believe people actually think Armie deserves a nomination. His performance is fine, but in no way nomination worthy. Sthulberg was better than him with less screen time.

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replies 84Dec 3, 2017 3:56 PM +00:00

R84, I agree that a more capable actor would have probably done much more with the part. But I also believe that without Oliver, Elio's character does not work much. And Hammer did good job in bringing Elio to life. Oliver is a text-book supporting role which usually gets good traction with the awards bodies.

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replies 85Dec 3, 2017 3:59 PM +00:00

Lol here are his DMs

“https://t.co/pdmFQx29CH”
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replies 86Dec 3, 2017 4:02 PM +00:00
You should give me, a stranger to you, that much emotional traction to make you feel badly

Says the guy who deleted his Twitter account over a negative article. Oh, and a guy who responded to this DM chain in the first place.

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replies 87Dec 3, 2017 4:05 PM +00:00

Oooooh Anne Helen Petersen was fanning the flames!

“Armie Hammer on working with Polanski: https://t.co/HyQk3blp1j”
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replies 88Dec 3, 2017 4:06 PM +00:00

Anne Helen Patterson needs to get a life. leave Armie alone.

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replies 89Dec 3, 2017 4:08 PM +00:00

R89 Armie needs to stop saying incredibly stupid things.

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replies 90Dec 3, 2017 4:09 PM +00:00

Leave Armie alone!

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replies 91Dec 3, 2017 4:09 PM +00:00

Armie need to quit his open mouth next.

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replies 92Dec 3, 2017 4:12 PM +00:00

I'm not a big Twitter user, if you delete your Twitter how are your dms still open?

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replies 93Dec 3, 2017 4:18 PM +00:00

That’s an Instagram DM

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replies 94Dec 3, 2017 4:20 PM +00:00
Says the guy who deleted his Twitter account over a negative article. Oh, and a guy who responded to this DM chain in the first place.

But he deleted his Twitter to get out of the fray. You cannot fight the entire internet. Other than responding to Anne HP, he didn't try to browbeat anyone into changing their opinion of him. These fans think they are owed an explanation and accountability when they don't. I like The Rock's films but I would never tweet to him that I'm no longer a fan because he's a Republican or he needs to apologize to his liberal fans for being one. These people chose to be his fans and they can simply stop being fans. And I am convinced these "fans" are really just CMBYN fangurls who have never seen anything else Armie has done. Just ones who "ship" him with Timothee and are waiting for CMBYN to drop on torrents sites, never having any actual intention of spending money to see it.

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replies 95Dec 3, 2017 4:21 PM +00:00
You cannot fight the entire internet

And yet you can ignore it. Why do you people keep acting like it's a binary choice of responding or deleting?

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replies 96Dec 3, 2017 4:23 PM +00:00

Someone needs to DM Armie and ask why “those without sin should cast the first stone” didn’t apply to Chuck Berry.

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replies 97Dec 3, 2017 4:24 PM +00:00

This is the second time I’ve seen someone call him a potato, is that slang for something?

“'Armie Hammer: "It's an artist thing, Polanski is a grey area."' keep talking and that buzzfeed article's gonna be the least of your problems, you sentient potato”
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replies 98Dec 3, 2017 4:28 PM +00:00

People need to stop DMing Armie hammer before he has an actual mental breakdown

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replies 99Dec 3, 2017 4:29 PM +00:00

There is this strange obsession by certain parts of internet on the left with the Armie Hammer types, these days. But I also have to admit that Hammer does sometime asks for it.

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replies 100Dec 3, 2017 4:31 PM +00:00

@R100 "asks for it??? "

It's freedom of speech, Armie can say whatever he wants without having to withstand any form of abuse.

I think it all came about because he pointed out in an interview how a black person was held to a different standard. The truth is this person as a result was prevented from being considered as a contender for an Oscar. However, Weinstein and I am sure many others rape and abuse at their discretion and get rewarded for it.

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replies 101Dec 3, 2017 4:45 PM +00:00
It's freedom of speech, Armie can say whatever he wants without having to withstand any form of abuse.

No. Freedom of speech is being able to say whatever he wants. But he isn't immune from criticism for it. That would be the opposite of freedom of speech for all those people who disagreed with him

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replies 102Dec 3, 2017 4:47 PM +00:00

R99 lol I actually worry a bit about that. I don't think Armie Hammer has ever been in a particularly good place emotionally and post-cmbyn Armie seems to be even more vulnerable. He really needs someone to tell him to shut the hell up for a bit and stay away from social media.

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replies 103Dec 3, 2017 4:50 PM +00:00

Me too, he seems aloof when he talks about publicly but his responses on social media always feel very personal. It's not fair that he should have to get off social media to avoid being bullied, but it could be worse. Agree, someone needs to take his phone off him for a bit.

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replies 104Dec 3, 2017 4:59 PM +00:00

“You texted a stranger and said you did not like them anymore. How did you expect me to take it?”

Armie be reading his DMs like

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replies 105Dec 3, 2017 5:05 PM +00:00

Armie probably wishes he lived in the 1940s... the studio system would protect him from these crazy cunts.

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replies 106Dec 3, 2017 5:16 PM +00:00

Why doesn’t he block the haters or close his DM? Unless he still likes getting those raunchy bondage pics from thirsty fans

--Armie, masturbating sadly
replies 107Dec 3, 2017 5:18 PM +00:00

Shit that is one giant fucking baby

1,619 Likes, 23 Comments - ELIZABETH CHAMBERS HAMMER (@elizabethchambers) on Instagram: “This is T H R E E. Photo fails, family in town, the best friends, (aggressive) face-paint, favors…”
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replies 108Dec 3, 2017 5:27 PM +00:00

R108 are you talking about Ford or Armie?

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replies 109Dec 3, 2017 5:46 PM +00:00

I... I’m not sure anymore.

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replies 110Dec 3, 2017 5:53 PM +00:00

Fuck Armie Hammer. Ass raping a 13 year old after giving her quaaludes is not a grey area. Even if the rapist is an 'artist'. Would a shanty town hobo be given the same grey area bullshit if the hobo ass raped a 13 year old? He thinks that's a grey area, but the online article was enough to get him to run and hide. Fuck him. I hope when he has a kid, whether it's a boy or a girl it's ass raped at 13 and then see if it's still a grey area to the the precious fame whore Hammer.

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replies 111Dec 3, 2017 7:18 PM +00:00

It's going viral. ....tick....tick.....

Professional thin lip Armie Hammer drops by to film an episode of Podcast "Happy Sad Confused", making sure to wax poetic at length over the lack of integrity in super hero films ("This is probably something I shouldn't talk about...") before dropping some loud and proud…
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replies 112Dec 3, 2017 7:28 PM +00:00

I'm beginning to think that trolls who work for rival studios are behind spreading bs about Armie and making a big fuse out of his personal opinions about things that don't really matter.

R112, nothing's going viral, but you're certainly trying to make it so.

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replies 113Dec 3, 2017 9:35 PM +00:00

R113, FUCK YOU, go back to that cesspool called ONTD, bitch.

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replies 114Dec 3, 2017 10:41 PM +00:00

R113 you realize that the exact same article linked in the OP?

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replies 115Dec 4, 2017 12:29 AM +00:00

Sorry R112 rather

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replies 116Dec 4, 2017 12:37 AM +00:00

No R111, he said working with someone talented who we suspect of sexually assaulting someone is a grey area. But the same can be said of tons of other actors, directors, screenwriters, etc.. in Hollywood. Haven't you been listening in the past few months? Anyone who has worked for/with Harvey Weinstein, Brett Ratner, Kevin Spacey, Woody Allen, etc... is considering the same thing, it's not only Armie Hammer's dilemma.

Only that Armie seems to have pissed of some important people with what he has said and they want to teach him a lesson.

--Anonymous
replies 117Dec 4, 2017 1:39 AM +00:00

R112 you're totally right. At this point in time we are too media savvy not to suspect what's going on. Armie has pissed off some people and they want to get him out of the race and teach him a lesson in the process an the buzzfeed article was the salvo

--Anonymous
replies 118Dec 4, 2017 1:43 AM +00:00

While I agree the question was purposely asked with the intention of tripping him up and getting a buzzable soundbite, I don’t think it was part of any concerted effort. But Hammer should have known better than to give any response. He is not articulate.

--Anonymous
replies 119Dec 4, 2017 1:56 AM +00:00

R119 what you are saying does not make any sense. You're blaming Hammer when he did/said nothing wrong. And I would like to see you dealing with a press junket where you are being asked stupid questions again and again

--Anonymous
replies 120Dec 4, 2017 2:20 AM +00:00

I mean there’s a hell of a lot wrong with what he said, starting with his “great men at the top of mountains” quote, with its sort of Trumpian disregard for the consequences most people face. It actually reminds me of the chilling Noah Cross quote from Chinatown, where he’s talking about raping/impregnating his daughter and he says, “I don't blame myself. You see, Mr. Gittes, most people never have to face the fact that at the right time and the right place, they're capable of ANYTHING.” Noah Cross of course being Polanski’s most frightening creation because he put a lot of himself into the character.

However what I find most disconcerting about his response is that even though he prefaced his answer about wanting to be a virtuous man, in the end he can only rationalize the fallout of working with Polanski in terms of public relations and how it will affect him, which is exactly what he did in the THR interview and addressing the BOAN fallout. And that makes him like another terrifying Polanski character, Guy Woodhouse.

--Anonymous
replies 121Dec 4, 2017 3:16 AM +00:00

The funny thing is most celebrities think in the same way he thinks. They are most concerned with public outcry and their image. They are just smart enough to not admit that in an interview.

--Anonymous
replies 122Dec 4, 2017 3:44 AM +00:00

I mean basically yes, that's why Weinstein was tolerated for so long. But you just don't articulate yourself and expose yourself like this.

--Anonymous
replies 123Dec 4, 2017 3:48 AM +00:00

r121, Guy Woodhouse was created by Ira Levin; the author of Rosemary's Baby.

--Anonymous
replies 124Dec 4, 2017 3:49 AM +00:00

The Polanski controversy is boring and hypocritical. Ewan McGregor worked for him, as did Kate Winslet, as did many other actors whose reputation has not suffered one bit. The Pianist was awarded several big Oscars.

Some people are way too keen to point their finger at Armie in particular, and a few others are too enthusiastic about witch-hunts when it suits them.

--Anonymous
replies 125Dec 4, 2017 3:51 AM +00:00

He’ll be fine. No one beyond SJWs really want to talk about Polanski because the fact is that most of the industry WOULD still work with him, he was never taken down the way Weinstein was. Now if Armie had said the same about Weinstein, Spacey, etc. it would be a different story. No one truly “important” will put much stock in this and CMBYN will only gain awards momentum.

--Anonymous
replies 126Dec 4, 2017 3:54 AM +00:00

The good news is Armie has a nice dick.

ohana: “problematicdragons: “ Y’ALL KEEP ASKING ABOUT THE PEPSI BOTTLE DICK. THIS IS WHERE IT CAME FROM. ” @johnlockismyreligion This was the quote I was talking about yesterday. ” And now some armie...
Here there be problematic dragons
--Anonymous
replies 127Dec 4, 2017 4:09 AM +00:00

I feel violated for him. Ew.

--Anonymous
replies 128Dec 4, 2017 4:14 AM +00:00

It would certainly be a shame if his dick was his only small/average piece of equipment.

--Anonymous
replies 129Dec 4, 2017 4:18 AM +00:00

R124 yes and Noah Cross was Robert Towne's creation. But Polanski breathed life into them.

--Anonymous
replies 130Dec 4, 2017 4:18 AM +00:00
Some people are way too keen to point their finger at Armie in particular, and a few others are too enthusiastic about witch-hunts when it suits them.

They ask him these questions because they know he will fuck up the response, then lash out, and then embarrass himself further. Like Pavlov's dog, but dumber.

--Anonymous
replies 131Dec 4, 2017 4:32 AM +00:00

Even Vulture has turned on Armie

The Second Stage Theater production of Young Jean Lee’s play premieres July 2018.
Vulture
--Anonymous
replies 132Dec 4, 2017 7:59 AM +00:00
img.buzzfeed.com
--Anonymous
replies 133Dec 4, 2017 8:09 AM +00:00

I don't think they've proper turned on him, just poking a bit of fun. I'm sure he won't take it that way, but the Vulture piece is nothing like the shit storm the buzzfeed article was.

--Anonymous
replies 134Dec 4, 2017 8:10 AM +00:00

Can someone summarize the Vulture article? I don't want to click on it.

--Anonymous
replies 135Dec 4, 2017 8:11 AM +00:00

R135 it was basically just this with Armie instead of Brian

Family.Guy.S08E07
YouTube
--Anonymous
replies 136Dec 4, 2017 8:13 AM +00:00

You guys are missing something important. Armie said this because he can’t take a strong stance on this without selling Timothee out, since Timothee is working with Woody Allen.

--Anonymous
replies 137Dec 4, 2017 8:35 AM +00:00

Roman Polanski pled guilty to his crime while Woody Allen denies his single accusation.

--Anonymous
replies 138Dec 4, 2017 8:41 AM +00:00

Is Armie here?! That would explain the idiotic posts suggesting some kind of conspiracy theory. No, there's no conspiracy.

The Lone Ranger got bad reviews because it was awful, not because of a conspiracy.

Nate Parker became a big story because he himself talked about his past, thinking it'd put the story to, ahem, bed. Not because of a conspiracy.

Armie keeps getting bad press because he keeps saying stupid fucking things. Not because of a conspiracy.

As for the this idea that the podcaster was deliberately trying to trip him up - please. He then went on to say that Woody Allen was his "spirit animal". If he was trying to trick Armie into something, he wouldn't have said something that dumb as part of it.

I know it's hard for some of you to handle the fact that Armie isn't perfect, but there's no conspiracy to smear him. If he wants to stop the negative articles, a good first step would be to stop saying stupid shit.

--Anonymous
replies 139Dec 4, 2017 9:22 AM +00:00

Armie should play a Nazi, he has the build and the looks for it, and he'd look amazing in one of those Third Reich uniforms.

--Anonymous
replies 140Dec 4, 2017 9:29 AM +00:00

Nazie Hammer.

--Anonymous
replies 141Dec 4, 2017 9:38 AM +00:00

Please, what's all the fuss? Armie's a dummy. That's all.

--Anonymous
replies 142Dec 4, 2017 9:43 AM +00:00

I don't think any of us really give a shit, we like picking on him. That's it. God forbid anyone outside of DL comes for him though...*watch out*

--Anonymous
replies 143Dec 4, 2017 1:13 PM +00:00

"Straight White Men"? Seriously?

--Anonymous
replies 144Dec 4, 2017 1:21 PM +00:00

For goodness sake, Straight White Men is meant to be ironic and a takedown of 'straight white men'. It's not a play about how great they are. Literally directed by a woman and written by an Asian woman.

--Anonymous
replies 145Dec 4, 2017 2:01 PM +00:00

@R145, So Mr Hammer in spite of all the shit he is been getting from women and the gays and any other 'minorities' who want to jump on the bandwagon and take him down, he is showing he's still committed to his ideals of a more equal society.

--Anonymous
replies 146Dec 4, 2017 2:20 PM +00:00

*he has been getting*

--Anonymous
replies 147Dec 4, 2017 2:21 PM +00:00

You have to give him props for that. Even though Armie is self-absorbed and says stupid things at times, he does have his heart in the right place.

--Anonymous
replies 148Dec 4, 2017 2:33 PM +00:00

R148 Exactly. That's why I can't hate him. He says dumb shit that I'm sure every other celebrity thinks - they just don't say it out loud. Armie's verbal diarrhea keeps putting him on the spot but, so far, despite that, he seems like a pretty decent person.

And now that he doesn't have twitter I can't enjoy him shitting on racist assholes.

--Anonymous
replies 149Dec 4, 2017 2:43 PM +00:00
he does have his heart in the right place

Not wanting to work with a pedophile rapist only due to the drama that it would create is having your heart in the right place?

--Anonymous
replies 150Dec 4, 2017 2:46 PM +00:00

OMG there is another site that is observing him like we are

The ‘Call Me by Your Name’ actor has a news cycle all to himself, so here is a post to help you stay on top of everything in the Hammerverse
The Ringer
--Anonymous
replies 151Dec 4, 2017 2:50 PM +00:00

R150 you're just going to ignore the "virtuous life" comment huh?

--Anonymous
replies 152Dec 4, 2017 2:53 PM +00:00

R151 no, they are not. They are giving an understanding, positive and respectful view of Hammer, whilst here on the DL we are doing the opposite.

--Anonymous
replies 153Dec 4, 2017 2:55 PM +00:00

R149 Just because we constantly criticize everything he does doesn’t mean we’re not understanding.

--Anonymous
replies 154Dec 4, 2017 2:58 PM +00:00

R152 Given what he said contradicts that claim, yes. But hey, you cling to that if you must.

--Anonymous
replies 155Dec 4, 2017 2:59 PM +00:00

Oh kids, come down! Armie's a fucking idiot, that's all!

--Anonymous
replies 156Dec 4, 2017 3:01 PM +00:00

*calm down

--Anonymous
replies 157Dec 4, 2017 3:01 PM +00:00

R2 is an idiot

67 Likes, 2 Comments - anything armie hammer ? (@anythinghammer) on Instagram: “#NEW ? at The Trevor Project's 2017 TrevorLIVE LA event at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on Sunday…”
Instagram
--Anonymous
replies 158Dec 4, 2017 3:05 PM +00:00

They were so lucky to have been played by Armie

The entrepreneurs sued Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg years ago, and they invested their (supposedly) meagre payouts wisely
the Guardian
--Anonymous
replies 159Dec 4, 2017 3:06 PM +00:00

Has this been posted? Tom Ford complimenting Armie. He probably needed it.

bowie28: “Tom Ford complimenting Armie at Trevor Live 2017 ”
Armie Hammer and Timothee chalamet
--Anonymous
replies 160Dec 4, 2017 3:20 PM +00:00

Let me see....so Luca is crazy about him, so is Tmothée, now Tom Ford and counting......Who will be next?

--Anonymous
replies 161Dec 4, 2017 3:27 PM +00:00

You can't blame them. Armie might be a bit dumb but he's hot a fuck and only getting hotter with age tbh. AND he has a nice dick, apparently.

--Anonymous
replies 162Dec 4, 2017 3:31 PM +00:00

That’s just normal Hollywood asslicking

Ford actually criticized Hammer for being too fat when he cast him in Nocturnal Animals.

--Anonymous
replies 163Dec 4, 2017 3:34 PM +00:00

Ford doesn't do gratuitous asslicking. You should know this by now, he's as vain and proud as they come.

--Anonymous
replies 164Dec 4, 2017 3:47 PM +00:00

R158 she is so pregnant, c'mon the woman is usually tiny!!

--Anonymous
replies 165Dec 4, 2017 3:48 PM +00:00

She's not pregnant, she's perimenopausal.

--Anonymous
replies 166Dec 4, 2017 5:03 PM +00:00

Hey now that's a big claim, she's only 35. I mean, she could be perimenopausal but let's not just decide she can't have more kids, that's pretty shitty.

--Anonymous
replies 167Dec 4, 2017 10:19 PM +00:00

Are you seriously telling someone not to be bitchy on DL?

--Anonymous
replies 168Dec 4, 2017 10:21 PM +00:00

I wonder what's on Armie's home computer? C'mon hackers, this could be AMAZING! All the delusional fangirls/boys are dying to know what secrets their precious, talented, mistreated, long-overdue for super stardom Hammer is concealing.

tick...tock

--Anonymous
replies 169Dec 4, 2017 10:58 PM +00:00

Timmy nudes.

--Anonymous
replies 170Dec 4, 2017 11:27 PM +00:00

Lol R167 I meant that she may be gaining weight from the waist up because that's the pattern for older women. As for her being 35, I know that's the age she confesses but I see her slightly closer to 40.

--Anonymous
replies 171Dec 5, 2017 2:33 AM +00:00

R171 = insane Timothée fangurl who wants to contrast the now-menopausal, now-40 Mrs Hammer with the dewy freshness of the French baguette

--Anonymous
replies 172Dec 5, 2017 2:40 AM +00:00

Ugh she should have chosen a different dress if she had to wear a bra because she’s breastfeeding

18 Likes, 1 Comments - Backstage Bombshell (@backstagebombshell) on Instagram: “#ElizabethChambers #ElizabethChambersHammer and #CallMeByYourName #CMBYN actor #ArmieHammer…”
Instagram
--Anonymous
replies 173Dec 5, 2017 2:48 AM +00:00

For a bunch of gay men u sure talk about women's bodies a lot

--Anonymous
replies 174Dec 5, 2017 4:16 AM +00:00

Are you new, r174?

--Anonymous
replies 175Dec 5, 2017 5:03 AM +00:00

R173 somebody once pointed out that Armie and his wife have the exact same jawline, and they really do. Lol.

--Anonymous
replies 176Dec 5, 2017 5:12 AM +00:00

The woman pictures herself as a fashion icon, but her outfits ate hideous most if the time. And the "I can't dress myself for the weather, so I'll demand jackets from everyone is annoying as fuck."

--Anonymous
replies 177Dec 5, 2017 5:13 AM +00:00
It's freedom of speech, Armie can say whatever he wants without having to withstand any form of abuse.

Note to free-speech excuse stans: People can say whatever they want (with restrictions about inciting violence) without sanctions by THE GOVERNMENT.

No first amendment or law says Armie can't be dragged by any and all private citizens about any of his views.

--Anonymous
replies 178Dec 5, 2017 7:32 AM +00:00

Holy shit. His wife posed with Kim Kardashian.

2,306 Likes, 28 Comments - ELIZABETH CHAMBERS HAMMER (@elizabethchambers) on Instagram: “Co-hosts for a cause. Thank you to all who joined us in welcoming The Tot to L.A. in a charitable…”
Instagram
--Anonymous
replies 179Dec 5, 2017 5:28 PM +00:00

"No first amendment or law says Armie can't be dragged by any and all private citizens about any of his views."

That's very true, r178, though I don't know what that says about the person who exerts time and energy dragging, of all people, Armie Hammer.

--Anonymous
replies 180Dec 5, 2017 5:35 PM +00:00

With how often he puts his foot in his mouth, it really doesn't take any time or effort to drag Armie Hammer.

--Anonymous
replies 181Dec 5, 2017 6:40 PM +00:00

Exactly. Like shooting fish in a barrel.

--Anonymous
replies 182Dec 5, 2017 6:42 PM +00:00

He has the case of verbal diarrhea. It's he also literally speaks like the words are just tumbling out of his mouth with furiosity. It's very unbecoming imo.

--Anonymous
replies 183Dec 5, 2017 6:50 PM +00:00

And meanwhile Timothee acts like someone who's still trying to find the right levels of Ritalin to take. I do wonder how this PR tour is going for the general audience - I know people here find it endearing, but I wonder if that translates to people who have no idea who they are.

--Anonymous
replies 184Dec 5, 2017 6:55 PM +00:00

R184, he just looks like a nervous young person. I think most people will realize that. At the two Q&As I have attended here in LA where Timothee was act,he wasn't fidgety like he is on TV. Being in front of 200+ people is fine, but LIVE on TV in front of millions... that's a different story for Timmy. Cut him some slack, he'll relax over time.

--Anonymous
replies 185Dec 5, 2017 7:44 PM +00:00
he just looks like a nervous young person

No. He is definitely a lot more fidgety than a regular nervous person. As for your situational comment - he was as bad in a one on one YouTube interview, so I'm not granting your premise.

--Anonymous
replies 186Dec 5, 2017 8:10 PM +00:00
Holy shit. His wife posed with Kim Kardashian.

Not surprising at all. Kim is probably a heroine of hers...

{quote] I do wonder how this PR tour is going for the general audience - I know people here find it endearing, but I wonder if that translates to people who have no idea who they are.

I've been wondering for the past couple of days whether they're peaking too soon. How much longer can they beat the 'we're all in love with each other' drum? Plus Armie's mouth is not helping - now is not the time to try to take on Scott Rudin, FFS.

--Anonymous
replies 187Dec 5, 2017 9:12 PM +00:00

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--Anonymous
replies 188Dec 5, 2017 10:48 PM +00:00

"- now is not the time to try to take on Scott Rudin, FFS."

But they started first

--Armie Hammer
replies 189Dec 5, 2017 10:54 PM +00:00

Supportive.

“marvpay: Compliments A Plenty!!! Well Deserved By All!!! Let’s Feed The Actor’s Egos!!! “Call Me By Your Name” Q & A!!! With Film Director Luca Guadagnino And Star Timothée Chalamet, Armie Hammer, And Michael Stuhlbarg!!! https://t.co/6BJPWwJoxI”
Twitter
--Anonymous
replies 190Dec 6, 2017 12:43 AM +00:00

Armie and Michael are nominated for Critics Choice awards. They'll both lose to Dafoe or Rockwell.

In the Critics' Choice Awards television categories, the miniseries "Feud: Bette and Joan" edges out "Big Little Lies" and "Fargo"
TheWrap
--Anonymous
replies 191Dec 6, 2017 7:19 AM +00:00

It's most likely that Dafoe will clean sweep the Supporting categories throughout the awards season. In this case, I think nominations for Armie will be his reward. But, I hope he can eek out at least one critical award win because he did a great job in the movie.

--Anonymous
replies 192Dec 6, 2017 7:47 AM +00:00

Considering the recent Kevin Spacey/Roy Moore nastiness going on in the news today, am I the only one that have a problem with the critics giving this Call Me By Your Name film such high marks problematic. I mean the film is about an affair between a 17 YEAR OLD boy and a man in his 20s. No offense to Armie Hammer but, what the fuck!

--Anonymous
replies 193Dec 6, 2017 7:58 AM +00:00

R198 Had a problem with Dirty Dancing* too, homophobe cunt? (*Also 17 & 24)

--Luca
replies 194Dec 6, 2017 8:17 AM +00:00

^Meant r193

--Anonymous
replies 195Dec 6, 2017 8:18 AM +00:00

r194, why would someone be a homophobe if they don't condone intimate relationships between underage and adult men? Gays are not capable of having a problem with that? Wow! Let's just play into all the horrible stereotypes that actual homophobes throw at us.

--Anonymous
replies 196Dec 6, 2017 8:23 AM +00:00

R196, First of all, this relationship took place in Italy, where the age of consent is 14/15. They are more mature than we are here in the states. The actors, Timothee and Armie, were 19 and 29 during the filming, both full grown ass men. Consensual sex between persons 17 and 24 is legal in Italy. In the case of CMBYN, Elio, the 17 year old, was in charge of initiating the short lived relationship.

I think people are having trouble with how youthful Timmy/Elio is and how much more mature looking Armie is in comparison. I think these Q&As are a great idea and helping to educate those who need to be better informed about the movie.

--Anonymous
replies 197Dec 6, 2017 8:31 AM +00:00

Would just like to point out that Anthony Rapp (Spacey's accuser) is a fan of the film and has liked tweets praising it on Twitter. So if he doesn't have an issue, I don't see why anyone else should.

--Anonymous
replies 198Dec 6, 2017 8:53 AM +00:00

Sipping tea.

Call Me By Your Name is getting a lot of Oscar buzz but some are questioning why in a time when sexual misconduct has gripped the nation.
MovieWeb
--Anonymous
replies 199Dec 6, 2017 9:03 AM +00:00

Feldman is mentally deranged and doesn't know the meaning of pedophilia.

--Anonymous
replies 200Dec 6, 2017 9:06 AM +00:00

The issue is not so much a fairly innocuous consensual relationship between a 17 and a 24 year old

The issue my dear, is the potential between now and wide release/Oscar nominations, of the exposure of a wide-reaching mechanism for (and the systematic cover-up of) the exploitation of underage teenage boys in Hollywood centered around Bryan Singer

If that happens, the optics will be very, very bad.

--Anonymous
replies 201Dec 6, 2017 9:08 AM +00:00

Maybe. But we've already heard that the film's chances would be ruined after Spacey or Roy Moore. And instead it has continued to thrive.

--Anonymous
replies 202Dec 6, 2017 9:11 AM +00:00

In other news, Armie liked this IG post.

47 Likes, 7 Comments - Adam MS (@adamsadam20) on Instagram: “#TuesdayThoughts: I just listened to the #HappySadConfused podcast and I AM now super confused why…”
Instagram
--Anonymous
replies 203Dec 6, 2017 9:18 AM +00:00

R203 Good for him!

--Anonymous
replies 204Dec 6, 2017 9:21 AM +00:00

It's so pathetic that Armie "liked" that.

--Anonymous
replies 205Dec 6, 2017 9:28 AM +00:00

It's a bit more pathetic we're out here analysing what he likes on instagram. This wasn't some public tweet where he's asking to get backlash, he was probably literary tagged in something and agreed with what it said so liked it.

--Anonymous
replies 206Dec 6, 2017 9:33 AM +00:00

Don't you think R201 Sony's PR team are working on that as we type? I'm sure they already have a damages limitation strategy in place so it will affect the film and their returns as little as possible.

--Anonymous
replies 207Dec 6, 2017 12:55 PM +00:00
Sony's PR team

You're actually expecting that bunch of incompetents to do their job properly?

--Anonymous
replies 208Dec 6, 2017 1:01 PM +00:00

Yes R207. They will reshoot the film with Christopher Plummer in the role of Elio.

--Anonymous
replies 209Dec 6, 2017 1:14 PM +00:00

People keep making that joke and yet it's never actually funny

--Anonymous
replies 210Dec 6, 2017 1:14 PM +00:00

@R209 LOL

--R207
replies 211Dec 6, 2017 1:16 PM +00:00

R208, R210

--Anonymous
replies 212Dec 6, 2017 1:16 PM +00:00

If people can’t tell the difference between a 17-year-old legal adult consensually pursuing a young man a handful of years older than himself and a 14-year-old who has not hit physical puberty being molested by someone twice or three times their age then they might have some problems of their own.

--Anonymous
replies 213Dec 6, 2017 2:18 PM +00:00

R213 Agreed.

--Anonymous
replies 214Dec 6, 2017 2:41 PM +00:00

R207 I think one of the elements of that strategy is to portray Timmy and Armie as besotted with each other in real life. As real people, not fictional characters, their age difference doesn't show and they are showing that the blurring of boundaries is natural and even desirable, especially Timmy. I think GLAAD should give him a medal.

--R207
replies 215Dec 6, 2017 2:58 PM +00:00

Nah, they just are besotted with each other (as friends of course).

--Anonymous
replies 216Dec 6, 2017 2:59 PM +00:00
I think GLAAD should give him a medal

What the fuck for? I mean I know it's GLAAD and they hand shit out like candy, but what the fuck has he done to earn any kind of recognition like that?

--Anonymous
replies 217Dec 6, 2017 3:01 PM +00:00

R217

--Anonymous
replies 218Dec 6, 2017 3:18 PM +00:00

Any particular reason you keep doing that, R218? Quoting my post numbers but then not actually saying anything?

--Anonymous
replies 219Dec 6, 2017 3:24 PM +00:00

R219

--Anonymous
replies 220Dec 6, 2017 3:38 PM +00:00

I think I have blocked you because I can't see your posts R219

--Anonymous
replies 221Dec 6, 2017 3:39 PM +00:00

ARMIE AND LUCA'S RELATIONSHIP:

Compatibility level: 100% - A natural fit that usually produces a very compatible relationship.

All numbers dividable by three have several things in common. First and foremost, all these numbers respond to the physical, emotional and spiritual needs of others. In the case of Armand Douglas Hammer - Life Path number 6, this is expressed mainly towards those in the immediate circle: family and friends. In the case of Luca Guadagnino - the 9, it is directed more towards people at large - pretty much all of mankind.

Armand Douglas Hammer - and Luca's compatibility as romantic partners is very good. Both Armand Douglas Hammer and Luca are self-sacrificing, giving and caring people. Armand Douglas Hammer is more practical, Luca more idealistic, but their motivations are similar.

Another aspect they have in common is their creativity and their eye for beauty, which, contrary to what might be expected, is pretty often a source of trouble for Armand Douglas Hammer and Luca. Sometimes they will see eye to eye when it comes to decorating, but often they won’t. And since they are both opinionated in this matter, in order to prevent unnecessary arguments, what they should do is give and take a little, something they are both quite capable of doing.

Another talent or trait they share is a sense of justice. Armand Douglas Hammer and Luca are both strongly affected by a sense of right and wrong that can be very powerful - sometimes to the extent that they get involved in politics or become activists. Unless they happen to be on opposite ends of the political spectrum, this trait can further strengthen their bond.

Armand Douglas Hammer and Luca, are highly compatible. However, there are some areas where they may find themselves clashing if certain negative traits are allowed to grow. Although this is not common, a warning might be in place. Luca's idealistic and self-sacrificing nature can also be conceived as arrogance and self-righteousness. Recognizing the relative value of one’s concepts and ideas is not a strong point with Luca. Through innate sense of justice, Luca may have recognized a tendency to put down those who do not see things the same way as Luca does. Especially when combined with strong religious dogmas, Luca can become a negative influence on others, sometimes ruining a relationship - even with the most devoted partner. If Luca feels locked in that corner, Luca will do well to realize that what we believe and what we think, is just that, a thought, a concept, the truth as we see it. Luca should always keep in mind that any perspective, no matter how enlightened, is still limited. Knowing that, Luca will be able to be compassionate and tolerant towards others. The 9 is the least prejudiced of all numbers, but as with all human traits, its dark side tends to be the direct opposite of the light side.

Although the most loving of all numbers, Armand Douglas Hammer has a dark side as well, and a dark side that can be nasty indeed. Armand Douglas Hammer can become intolerant and angry, often without a clear cause. The irritation and anger seem just to sit there, inside, waiting for an opportunity to break out, without rhyme or reason.

The negative sides of either Armand Douglas Hammer or Luca are rarely displayed, but they will need to watch out for them in order to prevent them from spoiling what is most certainly one of the highest-potential relationships around.

--Anonymous
replies 222Dec 6, 2017 3:53 PM +00:00

ARMIE AND TIMOTHEE'S RELATIONSHIP:

Compatibility level: 75% - A relationship that is usually compatible, and easy for the partners to get along.

Armand Douglas Hammer and Timothee Chalamet are very compatible. They are both practical and goal-oriented people who are not afraid of responsibility. However, there are big differences in the way Armand - the Life Path 6 and Timothee Chalamet - the 8 view responsibility, and even bigger differences in the way they pursue their respective goals.

Armand's sense of responsibility is strongly focused on family and friends. Armand will be hesitant to do anything that could endanger the comfort and lifestyle of those Armand is committed to. Timothee Chalamet's sense of responsibility is committed to goals and dreams - their fulfillment is Timothee Chalamet's priority.

Where Armand will be very reluctant to take risks that might reflect on those Armand cares about, Timothee Chalamet will not hesitate to take certain carefully calculated risks because Timothee Chalamet feels that, if those goals are met, the lives of everyone around will improve. Armand is capable of working for a long time to reach a goal, but Armand is much more grounded, Armand will hesitate to step away from the beaten path. Timothee Chalamet has a sense of business and is a visionary with a practical, can-do mentality.

Interestingly, the 6-8 combination is excellent for business partnerships. The six keeps a reign on the dreams and visions of the eight. In turn, the eight can inspire the six to aim higher and take advantage of the opportunities lying ahead. So, without Timothee Chalamet to inspire Armand, Armand will likely remain confined to small dreams requiring little or no risks. But without the grounded realism of Armand, Timothee Chalamet often gets lost between the vision and the goal.

In a romantic relationship, Armand and Timothee Chalamet play off each other’s strengths in ways that can be very good for the relationship. Problems can arise when one partner tries to dominate the other, which has been known to happen between a six and an eight. Armand's tendency to take on any burden, the willingness to sacrifice, and the need to feel secure in a relationship, can make Armand a victim to the somewhat authoritarian and demanding nature of Timothee Chalamet. Sometimes, the opposite happens, and the inherit talent of Armand to make others feel guilty simply by showing how much Armand is willing to do for them can put a real damper on Timothee Chalamet's potentially powerful and focused energy.

This aspect of Armand- and Timothee Chalamet's charts is somewhat similar to reaching a fork in the road. They have a choice between enriching and enhancing each other’s strengths and talents, or frustrating their partner’s opportunities. The key to maintain a balanced relationship is not to try to dominate each other.

--Anonymous
replies 223Dec 6, 2017 3:54 PM +00:00

Huh. Surprisingly accurate.

--Anonymous
replies 224Dec 6, 2017 3:56 PM +00:00

TIMOTHEE AND LUCA'S RELATIONSHIP:

Compatibility level: 25% - A relationship that presents frequent challenges and requires much compromise.

Timothee Chalamet's Life Path number 8 and Luca Guadagnino's 9 are two numbers at completely opposite ends of the spectrum, which have nothing in common and are not considered compatible. However, they are often strongly attracted to each other; an attraction that lasts and forms the foundation for a relationship that can remain interesting and fresh for many years, because there is always something new to discover in each other.

A go-getter with big dreams and expectations, Timothee Chalamet has a good chance to turn some of those dreams into reality because Timothee Chalamet is highly motivated and willing to put forth enormous effort to reach a goal. Luca is equally focused but driven by completely different priorities and motives.

In fact, as a rule of thumb, Timothee Chalamet needs to work and direct energy towards accumulating wealth and power. Luca on the other hand is motivated by the work and the way it affects the lives of others, never by financial gain or any other form of worldly success. Luca will never find happiness or achieve success when motivated by worldly desires. Rather, Luca will find personal reward and tremendous success when driven by humanitarian motives. As you can see, their priorities are as different as night and day, yet both are valid and necessary.

Many times Timothee Chalamet and Luca will find themselves at opposite sides of a discussion. They rarely agree when it comes to practical matters. They will need to recognize and respect the big difference between the two of them. If Timothee Chalamet and Luca take each other for granted, and start to feel they can predict and control their partner, their relationship will certainly break down.

The keyword in this relationship is respect. As long as Timothee Chalamet and Luca respect each other, disagreements - of which there will probably be plenty - will not be able to weaken the foundation of their relationship.

--Anonymous
replies 225Dec 6, 2017 3:57 PM +00:00

That last one was scary accurate

--Anonymous
replies 226Dec 6, 2017 3:58 PM +00:00

Armie is so deep in the closet he's smothered in spiders webs and shoes from 1982.

--Anonymous
replies 227Dec 6, 2017 4:02 PM +00:00

Is that fascinating and highly scientific analysis concluding that Luca is Armie's one and only? Who's going to break the news to our dearest twink?

--Anonymous
replies 228Dec 6, 2017 4:08 PM +00:00

The twink is the one that gets invited to the house so I'm sure he's fine with it.

--Anonymous
replies 229Dec 6, 2017 4:09 PM +00:00

R226 wait for the scariest one, which I'll post right now: compatibility between Elizabeth and Armie

--Anonymous
replies 230Dec 6, 2017 4:20 PM +00:00

75% pure sweethearts

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--Anonymous
replies 231Dec 6, 2017 4:26 PM +00:00

ARMIE AND ELIZABETH'S RELATIONSHIP:

Compatibility level: 25% - A relationship that presents frequent challenges and requires much compromise.

Elizabeth chambers is fortunate. Armand Douglas Hammer 's Life Path number 6 reflects a great capacity for love, understanding, sacrifice and support. Armand Douglas Hammer has, by nature, perhaps the most harmonious character of all people. But elizabeth is not the only one who is fortunate in this relationship. Armand Douglas Hammer also has reasons for gratitude. elizabeth's number 1 will protect and defend Armand Douglas Hammer through thick and thin. The power of elizabeth should not be underestimated. And to have that power and concentrated energy on Armand Douglas Hammer 's side can be a real blessing. elizabeth can make Armand Douglas Hammer feel safe and secure, since there is nothing wishy-washy about elizabeth. This is a combination that can last for a long time, without ever going through the kind of turbulence so many other relationships experience. But, as always, there is another side to the coin.

This aspect of elizabeth's personality reveals an inner force and a driven energy that does not slow down for anything. elizabeth does not put up with weakness and is demanding of others. Like a true leader, elizabeth needs to see courage and strength represented in others. Armand Douglas Hammer reveals a different nature. Armand Douglas Hammer is compromising, forgiving and sometimes sacrificing to a fault. elizabeth has to be careful not to see this as a weakness, since Armand Douglas Hammer 's ability to defend the weaknesses of others is alien to elizabeth.

Likewise, Armand Douglas Hammer may at times be disturbed to recognize a somewhat hard and unforgiving quality in elizabeth. Armand Douglas Hammer should not confuse that with a lack of compassion. elizabeth is certainly capable of offering compassion, especially towards victims of circumstances, where fault or laziness, or cowardice is not an issue. Only when elizabeth feels someone is not pulling his or her weight, can elizabeth respond quite harshly.

The important thing for both elizabeth and Armand Douglas Hammer is to understand that they are very different in the way they view human qualities. Their priorities differ. That is all. Therefore, if they are able to keep an eye open for their differences and value their respective good qualities, they will certainly enjoy a long life together.

--Anonymous
replies 232Dec 6, 2017 4:27 PM +00:00

To summarize:

LUCA + ARMIE : 100% COMPATIBILITY ARMIE + TIMOTHEE : 75% COMPATIBILITY ARMIE + ELIZABETH : 25 % COMPATIBILITY TIMOTHEE + LUCA : 25% COMPATIBILITY

I haven't done Timothee + Elizabeth yet. I'm curious to see what their relationship is about

--Anonymous
replies 233Dec 6, 2017 4:32 PM +00:00

TIMOTHEE AND ELIZABETH'S RELATIONSHIP:

Compatibility level: 50% - A relationship that can go either way or not develop at all.

elizabeth chambers' Life Path number 1 and Timothee Chalamet 's 1 make them both strong-willed and somewhat stubborn people. Often, when they are both around, it is like having two captains on a ship - their conflicting orders can lead to explosive arguments, which, in turn, may lead to uneasiness, discomfort and even distress. Therefore, willingness to compromise is very important in this relationship, otherwise small arguments can be blown out of proportion.

Timothee Chalamet has a remarkable talent for managing financial matters. Therefore, Timothee Chalamet should be the one controlling the money. However, both elizabeth and Timothee Chalamet have good business instincts, which could result in very successful shared endeavors. Should they decide to go that way, they better make sure to keep each other’s duties and responsibilities carefully separated so as to avoid any type of personality conflicts. Whatever their decision may be, it is important that they have faith in each other’s abilities and act independently. However, since both of them like to do things their own way and neither of them is good at delegating, they should be aware that this will not be an easy task to be accomplished.

Neither one accepts anything less than full respect and an equal playing field. Similarly, neither one can be dominated or would accept being someone’s sidekick. However, while Timothee Chalamet understands the material world and needs to see material results and rewards, elizabeth is more attached to the satisfaction that comes from doing a good job.

Although elizabeth and Timothee Chalamet may have their differences, it is important that both of them understand that they have a lot in common as well. elizabeth and Timothee Chalamet are very compatible individuals and they will find they have many interests in common - many more than they thought. Another positive aspect in their relationship is that they love to share their experiences, and sharing experiences has, most of the times, proved to be quite enriching. But the fact that they are both more sensitive behind that strong and independent facade than they let on opens the door to possible hurtful comments and increases the danger of doing each other, in the heat of an argument, more damage than either of them realizes.

Therefore, elizabeth and Timothee Chalamet should always keep in mind that the keywords to this relationship are compromise and communication. If they are both able to compromise and communicate in they day-to-day life, they will also be able to enjoy a pleasant, rewarding and happy relationship, taking advantage of the many interests they have in common.

--Anonymous
replies 234Dec 6, 2017 4:35 PM +00:00

Confirmed: Timmy got Elizabeth pregnant.

--Anonymous
replies 235Dec 6, 2017 4:38 PM +00:00
This aspect of elizabeth's personality reveals an inner force and a driven energy that does not slow down for anything. elizabeth does not put up with weakness and is demanding of others. Like a true leader, elizabeth needs to see courage and strength represented in others.

YES, YES, YES. Mrs Hammer places Armie on a pedestal because she is also terrified of his WEAKNESS.

--Anonymous
replies 236Dec 6, 2017 4:38 PM +00:00

Remember her Father's Day post when Armie fled the country? She wrote "My father set the bar so high" or something. She wanted to burn him for his weakness.

--Anonymous
replies 237Dec 6, 2017 4:44 PM +00:00

R236, R237

--Anonymous
replies 238Dec 6, 2017 4:44 PM +00:00

Wifey is going to outfox herself right out of the marriage. He will be relieved when it is all over with her.

--Sybil the Soothsayer
replies 239Dec 6, 2017 4:47 PM +00:00

That day when Armie flew to Italy to play daddy's little boy with Luca. He probably feels a lot more manly when he's with adoring gay males than when he's with his wife.

--Anonymous
replies 240Dec 6, 2017 4:48 PM +00:00

R235 I knew it. At least the baby's going to have great hair

--Anonymous
replies 241Dec 6, 2017 4:48 PM +00:00

Luca and Armie celebrate Father's Day together.

For long version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLJdavT6Hec
YouTube
--Anonymous
replies 242Dec 6, 2017 4:55 PM +00:00

Damn R231, that looks like their wedding photo. LOL!

--Anonymous
replies 243Dec 6, 2017 4:57 PM +00:00

Big surprise R234, Liz and Timmy are "compatible" only because they are similar in body type, and naturally dark hair... the very thing that is attractive to Armie. I'm sure she accepts whatever is going on between Armie and Timothee. Timmy is not a real threat. He can't get pregnant and Armie's too scared to runaway with Timothee.

--Anonymous
replies 244Dec 6, 2017 5:01 PM +00:00

How do you guys know where Armie was on Father's Day? Receipts/links please.

--Anonymous
replies 245Dec 6, 2017 5:02 PM +00:00

The difference between this:

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--Anonymous
replies 246Dec 6, 2017 5:02 PM +00:00

And this:

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--Anonymous
replies 247Dec 6, 2017 5:03 PM +00:00

Hammer and Cavill are friendly but not particularly close. Not everyone becomes bosom buddies with their costar.

--Anonymous
replies 248Dec 6, 2017 5:10 PM +00:00

OMG, you people are giving the Prancing ponies a run for their money.

Delusional as fuck.

--Anonymous
replies 249Dec 6, 2017 5:12 PM +00:00

r193, the age of consent in the U.S. is 17. There is nothing, repeat nothing, illegal or inappropriate or anything else about the ages of these lovers in the film. You're an idiot.

--Anonymous
replies 250Dec 6, 2017 5:18 PM +00:00

the pedo trolls are unstoppable and infest all of the the cmbyn, armie, and timothee threads, best to just ignore them.

--Anonymous
replies 251Dec 6, 2017 6:07 PM +00:00

I love the Armie and Timmy ‘wedding’ photo!

--Anonymous
replies 252Dec 6, 2017 6:14 PM +00:00

A picture from tonight's show.

i65.tinypic.com
--Anonymous
replies 253Dec 6, 2017 7:10 PM +00:00

Awww...cute.

--Anonymous
replies 254Dec 6, 2017 7:13 PM +00:00
Any particular reason you keep doing that, [R218]? Quoting my post numbers but then not actually saying anything?

This has been happening on multiple threads lately...think it's newcomers from fuck knows where who don't know how to use the site. These are also the same people who don't understand what we mean when we say 'MARY!".

OMG, you people are giving the Prancing ponies a run for their money.

Sorry to say that it looks like that's where this is headed. These Call Me By Your Name/Armie threads have been fun for some time but with the last few have begun taking a turn, you might say, and those of us who remember the Prancing Ponies can see the signs - in neon.

--Anonymous
replies 255Dec 6, 2017 9:53 PM +00:00

I admit to not having read the other threads, but has there been a discussion about Armie's toes and feet? Fuck, they are so hot! They make Papi's look puny (and I like Papi!). I had to see CMBYN a second time just to drool over them again (TC's are good too, but no match for Armie's).

Should they have their own thread? Anyone have a screenshot or two of their footsie scene? Or a shot where you can see his feet in the clear water? TIA.

--The Armie Hammer Toes Troll
replies 256Dec 6, 2017 10:27 PM +00:00

I'm not particularly into feet but Hammer's are indeed beautiful. The shot you mention where his foot is in the pool is a feast to our eyes. This promo still (shame it's not a scene from the film) is very nice...

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--Anonymous
replies 257Dec 7, 2017 12:15 AM +00:00

They are large but inelegant verging on simian.

--Anonymous
replies 258Dec 7, 2017 12:52 AM +00:00

Armie was publicly MOCKED by Fergie and no one noticed?

She then proceeded to sing a song while Armie stood there awkwardly.
BuzzFeed
--Anonymous
replies 259Dec 7, 2017 2:15 AM +00:00

“I’m Armie Hammer, and I’m going to WIN at the Academy Awards!”

Fergie savagely cut Armie down in front of his face with like ten words, whereas Anne Helen Petersen needed 6,000.

--Anonymous
replies 260Dec 7, 2017 2:19 AM +00:00

This photo gives me life

“Fergie crashes Armie Hammer's speech at gala https://t.co/3RG4eKOgZw”
Twitter
--Anonymous
replies 261Dec 7, 2017 2:26 AM +00:00

The only person Fergie made a fool out of was herself. Hammer actually handled that bizarre situation well.

--Anonymous
replies 262Dec 7, 2017 2:32 AM +00:00

We did, r259:

Fergie is obviously back on meth. Watch her storm the stage to babble and ramble about Armie Hammer and herself and her clothes and her music and Tom Ford.
the DataLounge
--Anonymous
replies 263Dec 7, 2017 2:33 AM +00:00

R262 true

--Anonymous
replies 264Dec 7, 2017 2:33 AM +00:00

R245 on Father’s Day Armie went to fashion shows in Milan. Mrs Hammer posted this unflattering photo of him.

1,040 Likes, 20 Comments - ELIZABETH HAMMER (@thisisechambers) on Instagram: “This man. Happy Father's Day to the most hands-on, energetic, loving, thoughtful and incredible…”
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--Anonymous
replies 265Dec 7, 2017 2:33 AM +00:00

Are you serious? She's a clown.

--Anonymous
replies 266Dec 7, 2017 2:37 AM +00:00

I mean that Fergie is a clown. Mrs H is only deeply bored.

--Anonymous
replies 267Dec 7, 2017 2:39 AM +00:00

R265 yeah, he was with Luca. I told you...keep dismissing me as a crazy fangurl, it's obvious he has a 'special relationship' with Luca....

--R233
replies 268Dec 7, 2017 2:40 AM +00:00

I have always said it was possible that Luca might have fucked him.

--Anonymous
replies 269Dec 7, 2017 2:43 AM +00:00

Thanks R265. Elizabeth was very passive-aggressive in that IG post eh. Hmmm, I need to rethink the Armie/Luca connection, but I still think Armie's connection with love sick puppy Timmy is stronger.

--Anonymous
replies 270Dec 7, 2017 6:29 AM +00:00

R270 It is. Timmy had dinner with Armie and Elizabeth AGAIN last night.

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--Anonymous
replies 271Dec 7, 2017 7:01 AM +00:00

Well they were doing Kimmel last night, it makes sense that they'd have dinner

--Anonymous
replies 272Dec 7, 2017 7:01 AM +00:00

R272 This was way after, Kimmel is filmed in the day. They had a BAFTA screening and Q&A afterwards with Luca and Michael and then had dinner without them.

--Anonymous
replies 273Dec 7, 2017 7:12 AM +00:00

R257 That photo is fantastic and practically made me swoon!!! You certainly made my day. Thanks so much.

--The Armie Hammer Toes Troll
replies 274Dec 7, 2017 7:53 AM +00:00

Armie talks about his parents in Mr. Porter

Mr Hammer’s mother, Ms Dru Ann Mobley, was the strict parent growing up. “My dad is a big kid,” he says. “He’s the life of every party. He’s gregarious. He can win anyone over in conversation. He could sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves. He’s fantastic.”

How does he think they would have reacted if he had had a gay relationship with an older man as a teenager?

“I don’t know. I know what I’d hope, but I don’t know. I am excited for my dad to see Call Me By Your Name. I think that he would have the capacity to get it and be proud of me for doing this work.” As for his mother seeing the film… “It’s always awkward to say, ‘Come to this movie where you can see my ass and watch me give a blow job.’ My mum is more conservative. I don’t know if she’ll see it.

The Oscar-tipped actor on Hollywood after Weinstein and the reason his mother might not see his best film yet
Why Everything Is Peachy For Mr Armie Hammer | The Look | The Journal | Issue 349 | 07 December 2017 | MR PORTER
--Anonymous
replies 275Dec 7, 2017 8:12 AM +00:00
How does he think they would have reacted if he had had a gay relationship with an older man as a teenager?

How would they react if he has a gay relationship with an older man as an adult?

--Luca
replies 276Dec 7, 2017 8:15 AM +00:00

Armie talks about his parents in Mr. Porter

Mr Hammer’s mother, Ms Dru Ann Mobley, was the strict parent growing up. “My dad is a big kid,” he says. “He’s the life of every party. He’s gregarious. He can win anyone over in conversation. He could sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves. He’s fantastic.”

How does he think they would have reacted if he had had a gay relationship with an older man as a teenager?

“I don’t know. I know what I’d hope, but I don’t know. I am excited for my dad to see Call Me By Your Name. I think that he would have the capacity to get it and be proud of me for doing this work.” As for his mother seeing the film… “It’s always awkward to say, ‘Come to this movie where you can see my ass and watch me give a blow job.’ My mum is more conservative. I don’t know if she’ll see it.

The Oscar-tipped actor on Hollywood after Weinstein and the reason his mother might not see his best film yet
Why Everything Is Peachy For Mr Armie Hammer | The Look | The Journal | Issue 349 | 07 December 2017 | MR PORTER
--Anonymous
replies 277Dec 7, 2017 8:54 AM +00:00

Echo

echo

echo

echo

--Anonymous
replies 278Dec 7, 2017 8:57 AM +00:00

R265 So Armie was at Italy on the fathers day because of a fashion show and not because he wanted to be with Luca like the crazy old shippers suggest here.

--Anonymous
replies 279Dec 7, 2017 4:48 PM +00:00

No, he attended fashion events for one day in Milan and and then went to spend the week with Luca in Crema.

--Anonymous
replies 280Dec 7, 2017 5:00 PM +00:00

He was displaying some bulge on Kimmel last night

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--Anonymous
replies 281Dec 7, 2017 5:30 PM +00:00

Oh wow R280, seriously? It's like the "fashion show" was a cover. Armie's real reason to go to Italy was to hang with father figure Luca.

--Anonymous
replies 282Dec 7, 2017 5:32 PM +00:00

Mrs Hammer has received some new children’s clothes from her favorite store and is showing it on her IG story

I can’t link because it’s on her story, but it’s basically this:

northsiderentals.com.au
--Anonymous
replies 283Dec 7, 2017 6:00 PM +00:00

CHRISTMASTIME WITH THE HAMMERS

s3.birthmoviesdeath.com
--Anonymous
replies 284Dec 7, 2017 6:02 PM +00:00

OH MY GOD I went to the company’s Instagram page and it’s the same pattern Fraulein Maria used when she made the children’s play clothes from the drapes

47 Likes, 1 Comments - D O N D O L O (@dondolobaby) on Instagram: “????Our favorite, @birdie.box, looking sooo adorable in our Clara Dress ????@venzedits ???? • SHOP our New…”
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--Anonymous
replies 285Dec 7, 2017 6:06 PM +00:00

those poor kids. they're going to have issues when they grow up.

--Anonymous
replies 286Dec 7, 2017 6:56 PM +00:00

R286, I knew that the instant I saw Ford in those red mary janes.

--Anonymous
replies 287Dec 8, 2017 1:46 AM +00:00

In spite of the reactionary conservatism of the children’s wardrobe, anyone noticed Mrs Hammer’s own going in the opposite direction? Last night she wore another translucent dress and basically a bathing suit underneath. She also wore a similar dress at Met Gala. And all those miniskirt dresses in winter...

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187 Likes, 3 Comments - Armie Hammer Global (@armiehammerglobal) on Instagram: “More stills from the GQ Men of the Year event tonight. #armiehammer #gq #gqmenoftheyearawards”
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--Anonymous
replies 288Dec 8, 2017 2:01 AM +00:00

Damn

265 Likes, 4 Comments - call me by your name ???? (@elioandoliver) on Instagram: “Armie and Timothée at The 2017 GQ Men Of The Year Party”
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--Anonymous
replies 289Dec 8, 2017 2:12 AM +00:00

Well, now that she has more competition for Armie's attention, r288, maybe she thinks she needs to step it up.

--Anonymous
replies 290Dec 8, 2017 2:13 AM +00:00

R288 you forgot to mention the short, off-shoulder number she was wearing for the cringe-worthy Christmas card. It looked liked something a woman 10 years younger would wear to a nightclub, and was even more ridiculous when juxtaposed with the kids' Victorian clothes.

I'm guessing this is a response to the disproportionate amount of success/attention her husband's showbiz career is receiving in comparison to hers. Or she's getting insecure about something else (her age? The state of the marriage? Who knows).

--Anonymous
replies 291Dec 8, 2017 2:17 AM +00:00

R290 but Mrs Hammer can never compete, she’ll never be able to grow a beard and she’ll never shave her head.

25 Likes, 1 Comments - Whereisthecool? (@_whereisthecool_) on Instagram: “In Luca Guadagnino forever. #whereisthecool #lucaguadagnino #cinema #amore #inspiration”
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--Anonymous
replies 292Dec 8, 2017 2:20 AM +00:00

R291 there is a strong psychosexual element to it, simultaneously reducing the children to Victorian dolls while making herself something of an Ariel Winter-lite. I would say that it is due to something in her marriage which she is not comfortable with.

--Anonymous
replies 293Dec 8, 2017 2:31 AM +00:00

If Mrs Hammer cast herself as both wife and surrogate mother to Armie, what if she suddenly had competition from a surrogate father?

--Anonymous
replies 294Dec 8, 2017 2:34 AM +00:00

Armie makes one comment in an interview about Luca and you all cream yourselves that he could be into an older, uglier guy. Meanwhile you ignore the fact that he has made the exact same comment about his young, attractive co-star numerous times both prior and since and actually spends a lot of time with him outside of work. So transparent.

--Anonymous
replies 295Dec 8, 2017 2:38 AM +00:00

But unlike Luca, Timothée has not made it repeatedly clear over and over again that he wants to have sex with Armie.

--Anonymous
replies 296Dec 8, 2017 2:42 AM +00:00

Well exactly. If Armie wanted to fuck Luca, he could have done.

--Anonymous
replies 297Dec 8, 2017 2:44 AM +00:00

On the subject of Armie fucking men. What are Armie and NPH's faces supposed to be doing here? Is it like "too bad you didn't get to fuck him" or is it a jokey "sure Jan" aimed at Tim or what? I don't think Tim noticed this exchange.

Neil: You were in a little Italian city, and were you kind of living the performances and the roles?
because orange would clash
--Anonymous
replies 298Dec 8, 2017 3:16 AM +00:00

They’re playing to the back seats, Jan.

--Anonymous
replies 299Dec 8, 2017 3:32 AM +00:00

Seems pretty clearly like a 'Sure, Jan' to me.

Joking I'm sure...

--Anonymous
replies 300Dec 8, 2017 3:38 AM +00:00

Armie is comfortable making the joke because Timothée is at the submissive end of the punchline

--Anonymous
replies 301Dec 8, 2017 3:40 AM +00:00

Well I bet it gave NPH some nice things to think about when he got into bed that night.

--Anonymous
replies 302Dec 8, 2017 3:43 AM +00:00

'So it was just this amazing process and Timothée and I both just loved doing it, and we really grew to love each other. I mean, I was just talking to him on the phone right before I talked to you, just catching up. We saw each other yesterday. Our relationship was fantastic, and he’s just so great to work with, and he’s so open and honest and emotionally raw as a person that it’s refreshing. He’s a special person.'

This interview was done on Monday. They had dinner with Elizabeth's family on Saturday and apparently saw each other again on Sunday. What exactly did they have to catch up about?

The actor breaks away from big studio fare to take on his most challenging and satisfying role in Luca Guadagnino’s adaptation of André Aciman’s novel, as well as making his first foray on Br…
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--Anonymous
replies 303Dec 8, 2017 5:34 AM +00:00

Jesus don't you realize they are bullshitting? They've been promoting this movie for a YEAR.

--Anonymous
replies 304Dec 8, 2017 5:38 AM +00:00

I mean, they're not though. We know they have these dinners together and gatherings with Armie's friends. You can't bullshit it when there's evidence.

--Anonymous
replies 305Dec 8, 2017 5:43 AM +00:00

It would be a letdown if they're faking it all but I seriously doubt they are because their friendship seems 100% genuine. What they're doing is play it up and do some innuendo to make the fangirls thirsty, but their (platonic) affection looks sincere.

--Anonymous
replies 306Dec 8, 2017 5:48 AM +00:00

R306 Agreed. And we should probably remember that Chalamet doesn't know many people out in LA and he's been pushed into this heavy promo that he's never experienced before, away from his family and most of his friends. I don't think it's that surprising that they feel they need to speak most days just so they can check how the other is doing.

--Anonymous
replies 307Dec 8, 2017 5:52 AM +00:00

Would we rather he hang out with his old Interstellar costar McConaughey? I shudder at the thought

--Anonymous
replies 308Dec 8, 2017 5:59 AM +00:00

Timmy went in for a handshake with Armie, but Armie wanted a hug!

“Can we talk about how Timothée went to shake Armie hand and Armie was like “nope you’re giving me a hug”. I’m so soft. https://t.co/b3NPfHg2iC”
Twitter
--Anonymous
replies 309Dec 8, 2017 7:05 AM +00:00

Well, he is very tactile with Timo

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--Anonymous
replies 310Dec 8, 2017 7:32 AM +00:00

Yeah when are they not touching tbh

--Anonymous
replies 311Dec 8, 2017 7:46 AM +00:00

Timo hanging out with Nicky during the party, maybe he prefers brunettes after all?

sheril94: “ foema-kaisoo: “ firewithfiredeux: “ elioperlman: “i just made these cause i’m glad timmy upgraded to nick thats all ” This Armie’s friend isn’t it? ” @firewithfiredeux : yeah he is.. He...
And so the story goes...
--Anonymous
replies 312Dec 8, 2017 9:57 AM +00:00

lol I just posted that in the Timothee thread. They look kinda close, don't they? What if Timo's actually banging Nick and that's why he spends so much time with the Hammers

--Anonymous
replies 313Dec 8, 2017 10:00 AM +00:00

They're all just close. Armie and Timmy's friends even follow each other on Instagram. Armie's friends refer to Timmy as one of their favorite people.

--Anonymous
replies 314Dec 8, 2017 10:02 AM +00:00

*Armie's friends and Timmy's friends even follow each other on Instagram.

--R314
replies 315Dec 8, 2017 10:03 AM +00:00

That can't be right, the cynical trolls told us Armie and Timmy's friendship is all PR!!

--Anonymous
replies 316Dec 8, 2017 10:05 AM +00:00

Who is Nicky?

--Anonymous
replies 317Dec 8, 2017 10:07 AM +00:00

R317 Armie's friend.

--Anonymous
replies 318Dec 8, 2017 10:08 AM +00:00

Armie's confirmed bacherlor friend lol

--Anonymous
replies 319Dec 8, 2017 10:12 AM +00:00

*Bachelor, typo.

--Anonymous
replies 320Dec 8, 2017 10:17 AM +00:00

R319 Not for long if he keeps hanging out with Timmy !

--Not a Tumblr fangirl
replies 321Dec 8, 2017 10:18 AM +00:00

Calm yourselves. They're friends walking together for ten seconds.

--Anonymous
replies 322Dec 8, 2017 10:20 AM +00:00

R322 = party pooper

--Anonymous
replies 323Dec 8, 2017 10:21 AM +00:00

Walking together with Nicky's hand on Timo's lower back. You can see him removing his hand in the second gif.

--Anonymous
replies 324Dec 8, 2017 10:26 AM +00:00

R324 If you think a hand on the lower back means they're fucking then him and Armie must be married with kids by now.

--Anonymous
replies 325Dec 8, 2017 10:27 AM +00:00

lower back makes it sound like it's near his ass. it's the middle of his back and he's a 21 year old facing paparazzi

--Anonymous
replies 326Dec 8, 2017 10:30 AM +00:00

Okay but do we already know if Nick's gay or straight? He's hot.

--Anonymous
replies 327Dec 8, 2017 10:32 AM +00:00

Pretty sure he's straight.

--Anonymous
replies 328Dec 8, 2017 10:36 AM +00:00

He is nominally straight but some here suspect he is in love with Armie. Or Elizabeth. It could go either way honestly. His life revolves around them.

--Anonymous
replies 329Dec 8, 2017 10:37 AM +00:00

This Nicky guy and Timmy? Hmmmmm.

--Will continue to monitor this interesting development
replies 330Dec 8, 2017 10:42 AM +00:00

Nick is straight and obsessed with Elizabeth. If anything, I think he's probably a little jealous of Timo being her new young plaything that she flaunts on Instagram instead of him.

--Anonymous
replies 331Dec 8, 2017 10:44 AM +00:00

No, Nicky would never cheat or Elizabeth or Armie with Timmy!

--Anonymous
replies 332Dec 8, 2017 10:44 AM +00:00

Why do men who are much hotter than her keep falling for Elizabeth?

--Anonymous
replies 333Dec 8, 2017 10:47 AM +00:00

R332 Would Timmy cheat on Armie and Elizabeth with Nicky tho

--Anonymous
replies 334Dec 8, 2017 10:48 AM +00:00

I'm sure they're all down for sharing.

--Anonymous
replies 335Dec 8, 2017 10:49 AM +00:00

R333 I think Nicki is very cute but LBH if this was a tv show he would only get cast as the best friend, at best.

--Anonymous
replies 336Dec 8, 2017 10:55 AM +00:00

How many very attractive single guys to you know who hangs out with a married bff and his family all the time? I want to see more pictures of this Nicky dude to see if he has a girlfriend with him on these fun social occasions with the Hammers.

--Anonymous
replies 337Dec 8, 2017 10:56 AM +00:00
Okay but do we already know if Nick's gay or straight?

there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy horatio

--andre aciman
replies 338Dec 8, 2017 10:57 AM +00:00

He doesn't want a girlfriend. Ms hammer has used her instagram story on MULTIPLE occasions to ask random internet women to DM Nicky. Armie has done the same at least once.

--Anonymous
replies 339Dec 8, 2017 11:02 AM +00:00

Here's Nick's IG. Looks like he's very close to the Hammers... like a gay uncle to their chirrun.

2,036 Followers, 764 Following, 127 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from Nick Delli Santi (@nikiwonder)
www.instagram.com
--Anonymous
replies 340Dec 8, 2017 11:03 AM +00:00

Cute little drunkards.

“Call Armie Hammer and Timothée Chalamet what they are: Best friends. https://t.co/0FY87neM1t”
Twitter
--Anonymous
replies 341Dec 8, 2017 11:25 AM +00:00

R341 They're adorable in this. I like how Armie is so used to holding Timmy that he does it even when they're not posing for a picture.

--Anonymous
replies 342Dec 8, 2017 11:45 AM +00:00

Wow. I've never followed Armie that close, other than appreciating what a gorgeous man he is every once in a while but I had never seen him so excited. I was actually a fan during The Man From Uncle so I'm a aware there was a Cavill/Hammer fandom and all but I never saw Armie as genuinely happy and literally unable to stop touching his co-star as he is with Timmy. I'm sure they're a bit tipsy too but still. I'm glad they have each other. They're two big kids when together tbh.

--Anonymous
replies 343Dec 8, 2017 12:59 PM +00:00

CUT TO ARMIE FURIOUSLY BACKTRACKING ABOUT CASEY AFFLECK

"While attempting to be part of the solution, I unintentionally made myself part of the problem, for which I am truly sorry."
The Hollywood Reporter
--Anonymous
replies 344Dec 8, 2017 1:43 PM +00:00

Someone got threatened.

--Anonymous
replies 345Dec 8, 2017 1:45 PM +00:00

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG too funny

In the Nov. 20 THR profile, Hammer, 35, called out the Manchester by the Sea star for his alleged sexual harassment of two female crewmembers on the set of I'm Still Here in 2010.
--Anonymous
replies 346Dec 8, 2017 1:45 PM +00:00

lol once again, I wish he hadn't spoken. But I'm sure his apology has a lot more to do with his award season campaign rather than actually wanting to bring this up again.

--Anonymous
replies 347Dec 8, 2017 1:48 PM +00:00

What he needs to apologize for is defending Nate Parker.

--Anonymous
replies 348Dec 8, 2017 1:53 PM +00:00

I'm pretty sure Affleck's legal team have been in touch or else I'm sure he wouldn't be making any apologies.

--Anonymous
replies 349Dec 8, 2017 1:54 PM +00:00

Yeah. I think so too. Otherwise why bring this up again? And I agree with R348 if he wanted to apologize about things, it should have been for minimizing Parker's atrocious crime.

--Anonymous
replies 350Dec 8, 2017 1:59 PM +00:00

Armie shouldn't apologize. The truth is the truth. Casey Affleck is a pervert; not much better than that fat ugly ass Harvey Weinstein. In this age of #metoo, hopefully Casey's career will get dragged and ended very soon as well. Being awarded an Oscar was a travesty. Armie has shit to apologize for. Fuck Casey Affleck's nasty, and nasty looking, ass!

--Anonymous
replies 351Dec 8, 2017 4:17 PM +00:00

The batshit insane people who have created 24 Sam Heughan Is Gay and Closeted threads have come over to this one. They think Armie is gay and deeply closeted but eager to come out, hence all the posts about him not liking his kid or looking uncomfortable with his wife.

Prancing Pony at its finest. I don't know why DL pretends it will put a stop to this sort of activity because it never does.

--Anonymous
replies 352Dec 8, 2017 6:18 PM +00:00

r352 for the win...

--Anonymous
replies 353Dec 8, 2017 6:21 PM +00:00

The fantasy PP talk is just what it is, fantasy. It's harmless discourse. I find it funny and entertaining. None of this is making mainstream gossip news, so, just grin and bear it.

--Anonymous
replies 354Dec 8, 2017 6:24 PM +00:00

Seriously wtf

I saw this and I thought, for a split sec, Caitlyn is getting fat...

1,414 Likes, 22 Comments - ELIZABETH CHAMBERS HAMMER (@elizabethchambers) on Instagram: “Quick change for @gq in @rodarte. ???? Husband wearing @tommyhilfiger.”
Instagram
--Anonymous
replies 355Dec 8, 2017 6:51 PM +00:00

Whoa, r355, it's uncanny. WTF indeed.

--Anonymous
replies 356Dec 8, 2017 11:21 PM +00:00

R354 I respectfully disagree. It gets in the way of any REAL credible gossip — some people even speculate it’s a diversionary tactic encouraged by PR or other insiders as a means of deflection or “false fag ops”. Fine, have your fantasy slash fic (?) bean-flicking fest but label it as such.

--Anonymous
replies 357Dec 8, 2017 11:40 PM +00:00

R352 put a stop to it? You think this is the NYTimes? Don't be asinine we are on the DL and this what it's for.

If on GAY website the thought that people might speculate about someone's sexuality makes you go beserk then this is not the place for you. Get it over it or leave.

--Anonymous
replies 358Dec 9, 2017 1:37 AM +00:00

Love delusional fans who fetishize straight actors & create vast conspiracies about their secret gayness to cover up the fact that they actually just want to fuck straight guys

--Anonymous
replies 359Dec 9, 2017 1:47 AM +00:00

And..............Here on the DL we want to fuck most if not all the actors/models or whatever we talk about. What's your problem?

--Anonymous
replies 360Dec 9, 2017 1:57 AM +00:00

YES R355, I completely agree! I noticed a resemblance but thought I was just being nasty because I dislike Mrs Hammer so intensely. Shit Armie, you could have anyone and you chose this basic bitch - wtf indeed.

--The I hate Libby Hammer troll
replies 361Dec 9, 2017 2:09 AM +00:00

She looks cute here at least

But in the other dress above she definitely looks like a trans who is trying too hard.

2,738 Likes, 53 Comments - ELIZABETH CHAMBERS HAMMER (@elizabethchambers) on Instagram: “Lovely evening for an incredible cause. Thank you, @jenmeyerjewelry @jenadewantatum @baby2baby for…”
Instagram
--Anonymous
replies 362Dec 9, 2017 3:38 AM +00:00

So when is she going to announce her pregnancy?

--Anonymous
replies 363Dec 9, 2017 3:41 AM +00:00

R362 no, she doesn't. She looks like a middle-aged woman married to the guy you will like to screw but never will

--Anonymous
replies 364Dec 9, 2017 3:46 AM +00:00

Yes quite strange she hasn’t done so already. She’s so embarrassed to have Irish twins. She goes to Episcopalian mass and everything.

--Anonymous
replies 365Dec 9, 2017 3:50 AM +00:00

He's so bland

--Anonymous
replies 366Dec 9, 2017 3:58 AM +00:00

Yeah R366. That's why you are here, because he's sooo bland.............

--Anonymous
replies 367Dec 9, 2017 4:00 AM +00:00

Women refuse to accept this, but only the super young, nubile chicks can really pull off the long, thick, styled hair look. On older women it really does give that appearance of being high maintenance and trying too hard.

She would look so much better and fresher with shorter hair (and with a side part rather than middle, does she not have any gay male friends?), and I don't mean Kate Gosselin Frau length, but collarbone length.

--Anonymous
replies 368Dec 9, 2017 4:03 AM +00:00

does she not have any gay male friends?

We are horrible people. She doesn't need us, and she knows it

--Anonymous
replies 369Dec 9, 2017 4:07 AM +00:00

Yeah I think if friend Nicki was really gay, he would stop her from making all these horrible fashion mistakes.

Of course Nicki may know this and be deliberately holding it back.

--Anonymous
replies 370Dec 9, 2017 4:32 AM +00:00

Anyone think it is not a coincidence that THR misstated his age and chose a photo of him looking fat?

--Anonymous
replies 371Dec 9, 2017 4:34 AM +00:00

The Golden Globes and SAG award nominations are next week. I would think if Armie gets nominated in both he is guaranteed an Oscar nomination. If nominated in one of them, he still has a good chance. If he is not nominated in either, I fear he will be disappointed on Oscar nomination morning.

--Anonymous
replies 372Dec 9, 2017 8:56 AM +00:00

It's funny how much attention she gets here. She is only doing her job being the wife of a straight actor who is so brave to play a gay role. She is as basic as he is. Basic lanky man with no ass.

--Anonymous
replies 373Dec 9, 2017 10:49 AM +00:00

R373 Those two thirsty bitches are going to be so crushed when the Oscar nominations are announced. "I tongued a fucking twink for nothing, babe!!"

--Anonymous
replies 374Dec 9, 2017 10:52 AM +00:00

The best thing for Armie would be to be snubbed by SAG and HFPA. If he gets nominated for both and is snubbed for an Oscar, he will be devastated.

--Anonymous
replies 375Dec 9, 2017 10:54 AM +00:00

Looking good for Armie

The 2018 Golden Globe nominations will be announced on Monday, December 11. We’re predicting 11 of the film categories that will be announced, which will continue to set the stage for the res…
GoldDerby
--Anonymous
replies 376Dec 9, 2017 1:33 PM +00:00

R372, yup, that's how it works. I personally thinks his performance does warrant nominations in all three, GG, SAG and Oscar, but I think he may win just one of those: GG.. Armie is the kind of pretty boy actor that GGs would like to honor.

--Anonymous
replies 377Dec 9, 2017 2:55 PM +00:00

Mrs Hammer, Rodarte is NOT your friend

1,100 Likes, 28 Comments - ELIZABETH CHAMBERS HAMMER (@elizabethchambers) on Instagram: “Winter white for @voguemagazine holiday lunch. ? @rodarte @azzedinealaiaofficial…”
Instagram
--Anonymous
replies 378Dec 10, 2017 12:49 PM +00:00

The frilly dresses really don't suit her because she's not facially feminine, which there's nothing wrong with. She's the textbook definition of "handsome woman." And her features are only going to get harder-looking as she ages.

I have no idea if she is a good actress or not, but if she dyed her hair back to its natural dark color, put in blue contacts and worked out a lot, she'd be absolutely physically perfect to play Wonder Woman. I'm serious. She has the right height and everything.

--Anonymous
replies 379Dec 10, 2017 1:17 PM +00:00

Elizabeth is an attractive woman in her mid-30s. She needs to dress like it. Cut some of the hair, go darker, and where clothes that better flatter her body and age.

--Anonymous
replies 380Dec 10, 2017 2:01 PM +00:00

This is not a good maternity dress, she looks like a tube of Aquafresh.

1,153 Likes, 5 Comments - Check the Tag (@checkthetag) on Instagram: “Who: Elizabeth Hammer Wearing: Rodarte Fall 2015 RTW Where: GQ Men of the Year party in LA ????Getty”
Instagram
--Anonymous
replies 381Dec 10, 2017 2:03 PM +00:00

This is not a nice dress, period. It wouldn't suit anyone; it doesn't even suit the model in the photo

--Anonymous
replies 382Dec 10, 2017 5:18 PM +00:00

Her taste in clothes in fucking awful.

--Anonymous
replies 383Dec 10, 2017 6:28 PM +00:00

Let's name of Elizabeth's husband Armie Hammer's thread. We occasionally do talk about him but she's way more fascinating esp her clothes.

--Anonymous
replies 384Dec 10, 2017 7:45 PM +00:00

So, I tend to agree that Elizabeth is looking pregnant these days, but then that begs the question: why haven't they announced it? Seriously, this woman documents the minutiae of her life on IG like crazy - why not mention that they've got an Irish twin for Ford on the way? It seems odd. Are we wrong about this, and she's just chubbed up?

--Anonymous
replies 385Dec 10, 2017 9:40 PM +00:00

She's an older woman who may not be that far along yet. Most women in these situations don't tell until they are into their late second trimester.

--Anonymous
replies 386Dec 10, 2017 10:10 PM +00:00

Why is that R386 ? I thought that complications and miscarriages were feared mostly during the first trimester.

--Anonymous
replies 387Dec 11, 2017 12:25 AM +00:00

Should Elizabeth chambers get her own thread because she's all we talk about here on ARMIE'S thread. Or does she belong to Armie? How sexist of us.

--Anonymous
replies 388Dec 11, 2017 3:15 AM +00:00

She’s about five months along with little Chrysler.

--Anonymous
replies 389Dec 11, 2017 3:16 AM +00:00

This is her hairstylist, he gives ALL his customers the same central part Afghan hound-ears hairstyle

26.8k Followers, 1,997 Following, 595 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from Matthew Collins ?? (@matthewstylist)
instagram.com
--Anonymous
replies 390Dec 11, 2017 3:26 AM +00:00

The hairstylist is straight

Well, that explains a lot

1,583 Likes, 66 Comments - Matthew Collins ?? (@matthewstylist) on Instagram: “2 years ago today.. my life changed and my entire devotion became only to @breecollinsxo. To…”
Instagram
--Anonymous
replies 391Dec 11, 2017 3:30 AM +00:00

Armie liked this on Instagram. Interesting and sweet if you consider his relationship with Timothée.

27.8k Likes, 522 Comments - Man Repeller (@manrepeller) on Instagram: “Interrupting your Sunday programming to add some light ????(via @heyokreal)”
Instagram
--Anonymous
replies 392Dec 11, 2017 4:51 AM +00:00

Armie receives one of CMBYN’s three Golden Globe nominations

--Anonymous
replies 393Dec 11, 2017 4:55 AM +00:00

Finally an Armie update! Good for him

--Anonymous
replies 394Dec 11, 2017 5:57 AM +00:00

Very happy for Armie to receive a GG nomination. He needed this for momentum to the Oscars.

--Anonymous
replies 395Dec 11, 2017 6:15 AM +00:00

Well-deserved, he did a fantastic job playing a very subdued character.

--Anonymous
replies 396Dec 11, 2017 6:19 AM +00:00

Oh god he gave a statement

It's always a good thing when your day peaks at 5:45 in the morning, the Call Me by Your Name actor tells E! News exclusively
E! Online
--Anonymous
replies 397Dec 11, 2017 8:46 AM +00:00

And he didn't stick his foot in his mouth! Didn't know he's visited Crema for no reason since, though. Or was that for fashion week when he went to see Luca instead of celebrate father's Day with his kids? Maybe he's been several times...

Regardless of stupid speculation, I'm so happy for him to have gotten nominated!! This movie and everyone in it deserves all the accolades!

--Anonymous
replies 398Dec 11, 2017 8:57 AM +00:00

Hammer wrecked CMBYN in the same way Keanu wrecked My Own Private Idaho. Timothee and River had to do all the heavy lifting because their co-stars are basically incapable.

--Anonymous
replies 399Dec 11, 2017 9:02 AM +00:00

Fondamentalmente ho messo la mano sul sedere di Armie e ho interpretato il ruolo per lui. Dov'è la mia nomina?

--Luca
replies 400Dec 11, 2017 9:06 AM +00:00

Has Armie made a tweet about it yet?

--Anonymous
replies 401Dec 11, 2017 9:06 AM +00:00

For a woman why on earth would you trust a straight man to cut your hair?

--Anonymous
replies 402Dec 11, 2017 9:15 AM +00:00

Love that r399 felt the need to post his anti-Armie trolling in all the CMBYN threads in case anybody missed their lousy opinion the first time

--Anonymous
replies 403Dec 11, 2017 9:24 AM +00:00

Armie hasn't wrecked anything. Leave Armie alone.

--Anonymous
replies 404Dec 11, 2017 9:27 AM +00:00

He was really good, I can't imagine anyone else as Oliver anymore.

--Anonymous
replies 405Dec 11, 2017 9:46 AM +00:00

Timmy and Armie have created a classic.

--Anonymous
replies 406Dec 11, 2017 1:22 PM +00:00

R212 No there isn't. A24 is not getting three films into Best Picture and Lady Bird and The Florida Project are far more likely.

--Anonymous
replies 407Dec 11, 2017 2:24 PM +00:00

Time magazine just listed the 10 best films and performances for 2018:

Film - Call Be By Your Name came in at number 6 Performers - Timothy Chalamet came in at number 2 Armie Hammer came in at number 3 (beating Willem Dafoe who is number 4)

So far a very good week for Armie.

--Anonymous
replies 408Dec 11, 2017 5:42 PM +00:00

Link r408?

--Anonymous
replies 409Dec 11, 2017 6:35 PM +00:00

So Ellen congratulated Timothée but not Armie...

“Congrats to all my friends nominated for #GoldenGlobes today! I love you all, your talent inspires me, and your globes have never been more golden. @RealChalamet @TomHanks @jes_chastain @SteveCarell @MargotRobbie @maryjblige @AllisonBJanney @batemanjason @JessicaBiel @LauraDern”
Twitter
--Anonymous
replies 410Dec 11, 2017 8:32 PM +00:00

Armie's not on twitter anymore, that's why he's not thanked there

--Anonymous
replies 411Dec 11, 2017 8:42 PM +00:00

She could have still written his name though, or hashtagged him?

--Anonymous
replies 412Dec 11, 2017 10:11 PM +00:00

Here's the Time link, r409:

In Call Me by Your Name, Hammer’s Oliver is the casual American summer visitor who throws Timothée Chalamet’s Elio for a loop. Lanky and confident, with a Pepsodent smile, he’s part rakish paramour, part free-spirited escape artist. Yet Hammer signals Oliver’s veiled vulnerability beautifully. Even though he’s older and presumably wiser than Elio, you suspect that of the two, he’s the one who will end up suffering more for love. You never catch him brooding, but that doesn’t mean he’s not hurting.
From Bob Odenkirk in 'The Post' to Saoirse Ronan in 'Lady Bird'
Time
--Anonymous
replies 413Dec 11, 2017 10:38 PM +00:00

R412 What would be the point if he wouldn't see it? She said when they were on her show that she texted him after seeing the film so she must have his number, she probably texted to congratulate.

--Anonymous
replies 414Dec 11, 2017 10:40 PM +00:00

What I posted at r413 was for the top ten performances of the year... best films of the year at the link below:

From 'Get Out' to 'Dunkirk'
Time
--Anonymous
replies 415Dec 11, 2017 10:41 PM +00:00

Armie has now been nominated for an Australian Academy Award.

--Anonymous
replies 416Dec 12, 2017 3:17 PM +00:00

Oh no

Luca is making a movie with Jennifer Lawrence and Armie will probably be asked to costar

Poor Mrs Hammer

Luca Guadagnino, currently drumming up Oscar buzz for the ravishing “Call Me by Your Name,” will direct Jennifer Lawrence in “Burial Rites,” Variety has learned. Lawrence wi…
Variety
--Anonymous
replies 417Dec 12, 2017 4:13 PM +00:00

R417

--Anonymous
replies 418Dec 12, 2017 5:40 PM +00:00

R417, if Armie does end up in the Jennifer Lawrence movie, between her and Dakota Johnson (who looked thirsty as fuck in those pics with Armie from a month or two ago) poor Elizabeth is going to be pulling her hair out soon from stress, like birds rend their feathers. Look out for lots of IG posts in which she claims to 'love' them while secretly plotting their demise. Wearing increasingly shorter and tighter dresses, of course.

--Anonymous
replies 419Dec 12, 2017 10:49 PM +00:00

R419 are you projecting? I'm sure that with a family to raise and a business to run, Elizabeth has better things to do than what you ignorantly claim.

--Anonymous
replies 420Dec 13, 2017 2:31 AM +00:00

Nope she’s totally going to uproot the family to Iceland for the shoot.

With her type, it’s not so much that Armie strays, as much as the other women CANNOT WIN.

--Anonymous
replies 421Dec 13, 2017 2:54 AM +00:00

Oh, FFS, r420. Do you NOT get that we goof around on this thread? We razz on Elizabeth, Armie and their associates all the time, and it is rarely more than half-serious, if that. Enough with the humorless scolds already.

--Anonymous
replies 422Dec 13, 2017 3:03 AM +00:00

Apparently this baby flower thing is a thing other people do?

Other people also make fun of how stupid it is.

54.2k Likes, 236 Comments - WIll_ENT®????Meme ????Nominated (@will_ent) on Instagram: “??????Cute AF”
Instagram
--Anonymous
replies 423Dec 13, 2017 3:16 AM +00:00

Never seen the baby flower thing but the response is brilliant.

I suppose it's a good way to figure out if your kid has hayfever.

--Anonymous
replies 424Dec 13, 2017 5:18 AM +00:00

One could say his collapse is sort of complete after getting snubbed for the SAG award today.

Lots of misery in the Hammer household right now, I'm sure.

--Anonymous
replies 425Dec 13, 2017 6:31 AM +00:00

And they didn't give it to Stuhlberg either! I have no idea how the Oscars are going to turn out now.

--Anonymous
replies 426Dec 13, 2017 7:43 AM +00:00

Rockwell and Jenkins will definitely be nominated and Dafoe will most likely win the Oscar, but I don't know how the other 2 slots are going to go.

--Anonymous
replies 427Dec 13, 2017 7:49 AM +00:00

The snub does not really surprise me, you could sort of see this coming with the Globes. It will be a major awards contender, three or four noms - Picture, Lead Actor, and Screenplay, with either Supporting being the Wild Card.

--Anonymous
replies 428Dec 13, 2017 7:55 AM +00:00

It will NOT be a major awards contender, rather

--Anonymous
replies 429Dec 13, 2017 7:55 AM +00:00

Things are looking good for Timmy though, so he's still in the running at least

--Anonymous
replies 430Dec 13, 2017 8:23 AM +00:00

Too bad he didn't get a SAG nomination, but he still has a 50/50 chance to get an Oscar nomination. And in the reality of things, no one brags about a SAG nom or win, it's the GGs and Oscar nominations that matter.

--Anonymous
replies 431Dec 13, 2017 8:35 AM +00:00

R431

--Anonymous
replies 432Dec 13, 2017 1:35 PM +00:00

R420 has to be either Elizabeth or one of her cronies. (you just KNOW she has Google alerts set to every single Armie-related keyword). Not only that, but DL is probably the only single place in the entire Internet that shows this much interest in Elizabeth.

--Anonymous
replies 433Dec 13, 2017 1:41 PM +00:00

R419 = idiot

--Anonymous
replies 434Dec 13, 2017 1:53 PM +00:00

Why is Mrs. Hammer trolling this thread today

--Anonymous
replies 435Dec 13, 2017 2:00 PM +00:00

If it's her, she's not trolling, she's protecting her husband.

Anyhoo, Timmy gave a nice shout out to his 'brother' Armie in his SAG nomination announcement. He's so thoughtful.

--Anonymous
replies 436Dec 13, 2017 2:33 PM +00:00

lololololol

--Anonymous
replies 437Dec 13, 2017 3:20 PM +00:00

[R417] I mentioned this very thing in one of the Armie threads about a month ago. The wheels may be in motion. Watch out, Elizabeth! You in danger girl!

--Anonymous
replies 438Dec 13, 2017 3:51 PM +00:00

Omg thanks for the laughs guys! Oh the silliness here. LMAO

--Elizabeth
replies 439Dec 13, 2017 10:10 PM +00:00

Awwww......

78.media.tumblr.com
--Anonymous
replies 440Dec 15, 2017 3:11 PM +00:00

That picture is actually a vivid representation of how Armie fears that Ford is replacing him as a male love object of Elizabeth's.

That's one hell of a handsome guy to wake up to every morning, anyway. And I mean the older guy.

--Anonymous
replies 441Dec 15, 2017 3:54 PM +00:00

Eh, feel like that's a reach. That photo was taken by the wife when the baby was a few weeks old. She probably had Armie in that position to highlight that he and the baby have the same eyes. She captioned it "my blue-eyed babes".

--Anonymous
replies 442Dec 15, 2017 6:09 PM +00:00

R441 oh, shut up

idiot

--Anonymous
replies 443Dec 15, 2017 11:53 PM +00:00

Remember how we could laugh and I keep in this thread before it got infested by dumb Tumblr fangirls who scream about much they "respect armies marriage" and sanctify Elizabeth's basic white girl ass?

Anyway, I can't wait for the divorce so I can lol and the Tumblr melt down

And Elizabeth is an ugly bitch.

--Anonymous
replies 444Dec 16, 2017 5:31 AM +00:00

R444, Elizabeth is not ugly, but I do agree with this false protection of the 'sanctity of her marriage' while the tumblr girls dream of Armie and Timothée being together. I have no idea the true state of their marriage, but with two kids under 4, they may be married for a quite a while, at least for appearances.

--Anonymous
replies 445Dec 16, 2017 5:53 AM +00:00

Or because they are committed and love each other? I know young gay guys find it impossible to fathom, but people do have mature and committed relationships with their ups and downs, you know?

--Anonymous
replies 446Dec 16, 2017 6:12 AM +00:00

They will probably be together for a while, but if Jennifer Lawrence wants him, he will Eddie Fisher out of this biatch.

--Anonymous
replies 447Dec 16, 2017 6:15 AM +00:00

Yes, R444, we've acquired a collection of hall monitors and thought police on these threads who are total buzzkills. They can't be longtime DLers, because they have no feel for the sensibilities of this site at all. They don't get it.

--Anonymous
replies 448Dec 16, 2017 6:21 AM +00:00

Remember the hysterical blind item about Goop needing to be "physically restrained" when she found out her ex-husband and JLaw were fucking? I still laugh my ass off picturing the whole scene playing out. I love JLaw because she's a ruthlessly ambitious, shameless cockhound.

I doubt the marriage is going to end anytime soon, bc it's really obvious that Liz has a vice-like grip on this manchild. If you notice, Armie has done kissing scenes, but never sex scenes with a female costar, which is HIGHLY unusual for an aspiring leading man, and will really limit his career. Apparently he was offered the role of Christian Grey, which he was practically born to play, but he turned it down and gave some excuse about thinking the books were shallow smut or something. I think he only accepts roles that his mommy/minder Liz approves of.

--Anonymous
replies 449Dec 16, 2017 6:34 AM +00:00

R449 they were shallow smut and he dodged that bullet. He did well doing cmbyn instead

--Anonymous
replies 450Dec 16, 2017 6:49 AM +00:00

R450 true, but if he accepted, he would be on the A-list by now, which he clearly cares about.

--Anonymous
replies 451Dec 16, 2017 6:56 AM +00:00

r451 Jamie Dornan is not really A-list though is he?

--Anonymous
replies 452Dec 16, 2017 7:03 AM +00:00

No, he isn't.

--Anonymous
replies 453Dec 16, 2017 7:06 AM +00:00

R452 Dornan was pretty much an unknown before 50SoG, Armie was primed for stardom and had a lot more exposure with the Social Network, J. Edgar, Mirror Mirror, etc.

Also the fact that he hails from a wealthy family and is (supposedly) interested in bondage in real life would've played favorably to the Fraus. Speaking of which, has he been liking any sex-related stuff on IG lately? Or did he delete his IG?

--Anonymous
replies 454Dec 16, 2017 7:16 AM +00:00
Remember how we could laugh and I keep in this thread before it got infested by dumb Tumblr fangirls who scream about much they "respect armies marriage" and sanctify Elizabeth's basic white girl ass?

Haha, oh please, it's the Tumblr fangirls who're the ones attacking his wife. They fucking hate the women attached to the guys in their ships.

--Anonymous
replies 455Dec 16, 2017 7:21 AM +00:00

R454 I suspect what he likes on IG can be a combination of true and false. He does it to confuse fans

--Anonymous
replies 456Dec 16, 2017 8:43 AM +00:00

Nah as far as I can tell the Armie/Timmy shippers like Elizabeth (not that surprising considering she openly worships Timmy) and enjoy the idea of an open relationship rather than one where Armie is cheating on her.

Anyway, Jennifer Lawrence would never go for Armie. She likes old, ugly men.

--Anonymous
replies 457Dec 16, 2017 8:55 AM +00:00

Jeniffer Lawrence is white trash. End of story.

--Anonymous
replies 458Dec 16, 2017 9:19 AM +00:00

R458 true. JLaw and Armie come from different backgrounds, I doubt he would ever feel attracted to her

--Anonymous
replies 459Dec 16, 2017 9:29 AM +00:00

Of course he would feel attracted to her, what he wouldn't do is marry her. She would be one of his exciting dirty secrets.

--Anonymous
replies 460Dec 16, 2017 11:11 AM +00:00

An ode to Armie's performance

In Call Me by Your Name, Armie Hammer’s performance as Oliver weaponizes his star persona, allowing us to misread his character in the same way that Elio does.
Seventh Row
--Anonymous
replies 461Dec 16, 2017 1:59 PM +00:00

You are nuts if you think he wouldn’t end his marriage to be with the biggest female star in the world.

--Anonymous
replies 462Dec 16, 2017 2:02 PM +00:00
[Jennifer Lawrence] likes old, ugly men.

Rude!

--Nicholas Hoult
replies 463Dec 16, 2017 2:22 PM +00:00

R461 that's actually a brilliant article. I hadn't really put that much thought into Armie's performance, like most people probably, Timmy stole the show for me. Still, it's clear to see that Armie put a lot of thought into his portrayal of Oliver, considering he didn't really have anything to go off of. Turning Oliver into a real person as opposed to elio's fantasy was probably harder than Timmy playing elio because he didn't have a source of character to refer back to. Fair play, Mr Hammer, nice work.

--Anonymous
replies 464Dec 16, 2017 3:42 PM +00:00

r464, Armie put no thought into his character. Everything he did on screen was at the instruction of Luca, who was forced to showing Armie film clips of other performances when Armie couldn't generate the required emotion.

--Anonymous
replies 465Dec 16, 2017 4:24 PM +00:00

Yes, that's a very nice article. I do hope Armie get an Oscar nomination. It will really legitimize him and his work in CMBYN. And shut up his haters who hate him for his looks and coming from a wealthy but fucked up family.

--Anonymous
replies 466Dec 16, 2017 6:06 PM +00:00
And shut up his haters who hate him for his looks and coming from a wealthy but fucked up family

You really think an Oscar nomination will shut them up? You're quite the optimist.

--Anonymous
replies 467Dec 16, 2017 6:09 PM +00:00

Yes, the armie/Timmy shippers fucking adore Elizabeth, think the dumb bitch who gets jealous at internet fangirls would share, and go out if their way to defend her. None if them ever attack her and her hideous attempts St being a life and mother.

We've been "attacking" that dumb bitch for seven threads.

Anyway, jlaw is ugly but Elizabeth looks more like a horse than sjp does so he'd do it. At least she'd have real legs and not those tooth picks Elizabeth walks around on

--Anonymous
replies 468Dec 16, 2017 7:29 PM +00:00
I doubt the marriage is going to end anytime soon, bc it's really obvious that Liz has a vice-like grip on this manchild.

They do seem solid enough for now, for the reason you state - he likes that mommy-wife thing. But he got married quite young to a woman who's a bit older, and even some manchildren eventually feel the need to pull away like actual kids do. Anybody who marries that young, and has kids like stairsteps, is vulnerable to getting swept away by someone charismatic and often less encumbered, whether it's JLaw or somebody else. For all her clingerdom, Elizabeth is probably right to watch him like a hawk. I remember an interview with Michael Douglas several years ago, after Brad and Angelina had had their twins. Douglas said of Brad, 'how long do you think he's going to put up with all of that?'. At the time, it seemed like such an off-kilter thing to say, as Brad gave every indication that he was reveling in the whole Angie and kids chaos machine. Now, in 2017, we know that it went to shit for him just as Douglas predicted it would.

Yes, the armie/Timmy shippers fucking adore Elizabeth, think the dumb bitch who gets jealous at internet fangirls would share, and go out if their way to defend her. None if them ever attack her and her hideous attempts St being a life and mother.

The Tumblr fangirls PRETEND to adore Elizabeth, because to criticize or express anything less than positive towards a female would be unfeminist of them, and be a black mark against their SJW bona fides - a fate worse than death in their circles. Also, they can justify their fantasies of Timmy and Armie fisting each other if Elizabeth 'approves' and therefore isn't being disposed of or marginalized by Armie and Timmy's lurve. That's why those of them who have come over here try to control our natural DL snark towards her, and keep trying to prevent from DL being DL on these threads - by God, if they can't criticize her, no one else will be allowed to either. They don't understand that we bitch, therefore we are. There's life outside the narrow confines of Tumblr. Deal with it.

--Anonymous
replies 469Dec 16, 2017 10:57 PM +00:00

Jen Aniston chiming in at R462

--Anonymous
replies 470Dec 17, 2017 1:35 AM +00:00

I don't think Armie will ever leave her. The public would turn against him if he left his perfect, supportive stepford wife and 2-3 children.

--Anonymous
replies 471Dec 17, 2017 3:52 AM +00:00

I survived.

--Billy Crudup
replies 472Dec 17, 2017 4:06 AM +00:00

But the thing about Armie is that he had gone on the record several times to say how much he loves his wife. He has said that he was the one who pursued her and told her to dump her then boyfriend. He always says that she was reluctant to marry him, and he had to convince her. If he divorces her, he'll be seen as fickle.

--Anonymous
replies 473Dec 17, 2017 7:30 AM +00:00

People fall out of love. It doesn't have to be him cheating on her with some younger woman. But yeah, right now he's saying he loves his wife. Let's take his word for it.

--Anonymous
replies 474Dec 17, 2017 7:34 AM +00:00

R471, it's not 1958, it's almost 2018.

If they divorce one day, Armie and Elizabeth and get on with their independent lives co-parenting 2-3 perfect children.

--Anonymous
replies 475Dec 17, 2017 8:13 AM +00:00

Why would Armie leave his wife for some little boney ass twink like TIMMYYYY? Oh you queens and your fantasies.

--Anonymous
replies 476Dec 17, 2017 10:35 AM +00:00

I don't think he's leaving Elizabeth but she's bony herself. A 21-year-old male version of her would probably look pretty similar to Timmy actually.

--Anonymous
replies 477Dec 17, 2017 10:37 AM +00:00

R476, according to uban dictionary, Timothée does not met the definition of twink. Considering that he's considered to be Mensa level intelligent, you need to find a new word to belittle him with.

Twink: An attractive, boyish-looking, young gay man. The stereotypical twink is 18-22, slender with little or no body hair, often blonde, dresses in club wear even at 10:00 AM, and is not particularly intelligent. A twink is the gay answer to the blonde bimbo cheerleader.

--Anonymous
replies 478Dec 17, 2017 1:12 PM +00:00

So it looks like they're having another girl then?

1,527 Likes, 32 Comments - ELIZABETH CHAMBERS HAMMER (@elizabethchambers) on Instagram: “Asked for a purple flashlight, a pink full-sized toilet and a baby sister for Ford and her. **NOT a…”
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--Anonymous
replies 479Dec 17, 2017 1:25 PM +00:00

Yes but why add "NOT A PREGNANCY ANNOUNCEMENT"?

--Anonymous
replies 480Dec 17, 2017 2:02 PM +00:00
Considering that he's considered to be Mensa level intelligent

By who? I don't mean that snarkily, I'd just like to see some kind of source for that, given he's the guy who fucked up his audition for Bates Motel by watching and basing his audition character on American Psycho, and not Psycho.

Also, you had to look up the definition of twink on urban dictionary? Why not just sign all your posts as "frau" from now on?

--Anonymous
replies 481Dec 17, 2017 2:04 PM +00:00

What is all this scenario with JLaw ??? The actress will be in Guadagnino's next film. There is not talk of hiring Armie yet. They won't even be in a movie together !

--Anonymous
replies 482Dec 17, 2017 2:28 PM +00:00

Oh Armand will find a way to get in.

--Anonymous
replies 483Dec 17, 2017 2:32 PM +00:00
he's the guy who fucked up his audition for Bates Motel by watching and basing his audition character on American Psycho, and not Psycho.

Lol is that for real? That's embarrassing as shit if true

--Anonymous
replies 484Dec 17, 2017 2:37 PM +00:00

It is, he's said so himself.

--Anonymous
replies 485Dec 17, 2017 2:45 PM +00:00

I think it was Greta Gerwig who said he was MENSA level smart. She was probably exaggerating. He seems smart but I doubt he's a genius. Judging by his vocabulary, he probably likes to read and use his new words even if they don't necessarily apply in context.

--Anonymous
replies 486Dec 17, 2017 2:51 PM +00:00

The audition was when he was 16.

Greta Gerwig described him as “a young Christian Bale crossed with a young Daniel Day-Lewis with a sprinkle of young Leonardo DiCaprio, and then raised speaking French in Manhattan and given a Mensa-level IQ and a love of hip-hop.”

I imagine she was joking/exaggerating about the IQ, but he's clearly intelligent. His vocabulary is quite something and he clearly picks up languages and instruments with ease. He also must have a high emotional intelligence to be able to act like he does.

But he's gullible and naive, like when an interviewer asked Armie when he was going on tour with Beyoncé and for a second he genuinely believed it. This is probably partly just his personality and partly down to having lived a privileged and sheltered life.

--Anonymous
replies 487Dec 17, 2017 2:53 PM +00:00

R480 because she loves to do the "keep the pregnancy a secret" until closer to the end.

--Anonymous
replies 488Dec 17, 2017 2:58 PM +00:00

R487 Totally agree. It's why he comes off as really endearing rather than pretentious when he uses big words.

--r486
replies 489Dec 17, 2017 3:00 PM +00:00
but I doubt he's a genius.

He'd fit in with the members of Mensa in that case.

As for him being 16 when he auditioned - what, he should only be intelligent once he's 18? Either way, in an interview this year, he went on about how he loved the 2000s style and look of American Psycho. He somehow managed to watch that film and not catch on it was set in the 80s.

And I've just realised this is the Armie thread. It was only a few days ago when Armie was being talked about in the Timothee thread too.

--Anonymous
replies 490Dec 17, 2017 3:05 PM +00:00

R490 Obviously not, but it'd be more concerning from a 21-year-old than a 16-year-old. As I say, it's not a matter of intelligence, it's a matter of naivete and being gullible. Perfectly possible to be both.

--Anonymous
replies 491Dec 17, 2017 3:49 PM +00:00
And I've just realised this is the Armie thread. It was only a few days ago when Armie was being talked about in the Timothee thread too.

One does not come without the other apparently

--Anonymous
replies 492Dec 17, 2017 3:53 PM +00:00

Wasn't Timothee a top student in his high school? He also went to Columbia University.

--Anonymous
replies 493Dec 17, 2017 4:16 PM +00:00

R493 and dropped out...

--Anonymous
replies 494Dec 17, 2017 6:37 PM +00:00

Because he wanted to focus on working, it was his choice. He had the grades to study there.

--Anonymous
replies 495Dec 18, 2017 2:18 AM +00:00

So I just saw CMBYN this weekend, and although overall I liked it, I had issues with the editing and directional choices. I didn't like how it jumped from scene to scene so quickly. Just as I was becoming enthralled with one scene, it would cut to another scene quickly. And then there were shots that were so drawn out that I felt were really unnecessary and wasted the run time of the film. Also having read the book, I'm really disappointed that the script didn't include certain scenes and lines of dialogue, particularly those involving Oliver. I thought Armie was the perfect Oliver, but I feel he could have been given more to do and say if the script was better. Most of his acting is with his face and body language. All the actors are great, but the script makes the movie fall short. As much as a veteran screenwriter Ivory is, I don't think this script deserves the best adapted screenplay Oscar. There's not much in it.

--Anonymous
replies 496Dec 18, 2017 2:49 PM +00:00

R496 I absolutely agree. I did love the film, but there was definitely more potential in terms of the script. That being said, I didn't like Oliver very much in the book - I preferred that he more or less shut up in the movie.

And the rapid scene changes! So many clips of the movie have been released online, I was excited to see them in their entirety in the films. Turns out half the time, those were the whole scenes! It was so annoying! However, it did match the pacing of the book. The reason the book seemed more fluid was because Elio was recalling the whole thing, so he was filling in the gaps. But really they were snippets of memories weren't they? So the snappy scenes portrayed that perfectly without making it seem like it was older Elio remembering things.

--Anonymous
replies 497Dec 18, 2017 4:19 PM +00:00

The editing of this movie's one of my favorite things about it. Here's a terrific article today that talks about exactly why it works so beautifully

In Call Me by Your Name, Luca Guadagnino uses framing and editing to expand and contract time, allowing us to experience it in the same way Elio and Oliver do.
Seventh Row
--Anonymous
replies 498Dec 18, 2017 4:43 PM +00:00

R498 That's a great article! Thanks for posting it.

--Anonymous
replies 499Dec 18, 2017 5:06 PM +00:00

That article was like watching the movie all over again. Brilliant!

--Anonymous
replies 500Dec 18, 2017 6:05 PM +00:00

Yeah, that article has made me realize what a clever director Luca is. I think I'll watch the film again with this new perspective in mind.

--Anonymous
replies 501Dec 18, 2017 6:13 PM +00:00

R497, I get what you mean regarding Oliver. A lot of times he does come across as arrogant, but I always felt that was a way to cover up his vulnerability. In fact, he's a lot like Armie in that sense.

--Anonymous
replies 502Dec 18, 2017 6:18 PM +00:00
I'm really disappointed that the script didn't include certain scenes and lines of dialogue, particularly those involving Oliver. I thought Armie was the perfect Oliver, but I feel he could have been given more to do and say if the script was better. Most of his acting is with his face and body language. All the actors are great, but the script makes the movie fall short.

R496, have you read the copy of the script that's floating around online? It's quite different than the finished film. The elimination of certain book scenes and the reliance on body language and facial expressions over dialogue was almost certainly the doing of Luca, not James ivory. The script is definitely wordier.

--Anonymous
replies 503Dec 18, 2017 10:41 PM +00:00

That is a huge ass baby

24 Likes, 1 Comments - Daily Celebrity Kids (@dailycelebkids) on Instagram: “These celebrities and their kids attended Disney On Ice in LA over the weekend??. #ArmieHammer…”
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--Anonymous
replies 504Dec 19, 2017 3:02 AM +00:00

I wonder if it feels disjointed because of the cut scenes. They shot almost four hours of material and Luca said in one of the Q&As that he would like to use some of these scenes as flashbacks in the sequel (btw its the same Q&A where Armie tells the story how Luca punched him...which was news to me).

--Anonymous
replies 505Dec 19, 2017 3:27 AM +00:00

R504 both kids are pretty huge tbh. How old is Harper? She's going to be really tall.

--Anonymous
replies 506Dec 19, 2017 3:40 AM +00:00

Armie's sperm must be javelin sized

--Anonymous
replies 507Dec 19, 2017 3:58 AM +00:00

Javeline sperm 😂😂😂

--Anonymous
replies 508Dec 19, 2017 4:07 AM +00:00

If only the link at R504 gave the childrens' ages

--Anonymous
replies 509Dec 19, 2017 4:11 AM +00:00

London Crititcs nominated Stuhlbarg but not Armie

Martin McDonagh’s Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri scored seven nominations from the UK’s leading film critics today, nabbing mentions in the races for Best Film, Director, Scre…
Deadline
--Anonymous
replies 510Dec 19, 2017 6:14 AM +00:00

Armie seems to want the Oscar nod more than Stuhlberg because he's been campaigning so hard for it. Tbh I wish he would have stuck by the words he said in that metro UK article a few months back about not feeling like he deserved an Oscar nod because he still feels like there's a lot he needs to learn on becoming a great actor. That seemed like a great approach to awards season. It's a shame he abandoned that resolve so quickly.

--Anonymous
replies 511Dec 19, 2017 7:00 AM +00:00

So presumably members of the Academy will also be getting those awful Christmas cards? In fairness to Hammer, that was so obviously his wife's idea.

--Anonymous
replies 512Dec 19, 2017 7:13 AM +00:00

All 700 of them (well 699 if you exclude Armie).

--Anonymous
replies 513Dec 19, 2017 7:22 AM +00:00

THR roundtable

source: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/video/armie-hammer-talks-call-me-by-your-name-everything-just-felt-safe-live-roundtable-1069092
YouTube
--Anonymous
replies 514Dec 19, 2017 8:50 AM +00:00

He handled the roundtable discussion pretty well, no foot in mouth this time. He's learning!

--Anonymous
replies 515Dec 19, 2017 10:48 AM +00:00

He's now getting criticism from the usual places for not saying anything when the sexual harassment issue came up. Literally the same people who say men need to shut up about that issue are complaining about him doing just that.

--Anonymous
replies 516Dec 19, 2017 11:10 AM +00:00

Lol I feel like people are just looking for reasons to hate him. I'm sure a lot of them are the same people stupidly screaming "pedophilia" at cmbyn. If this was about celebrities doing awful things, there are plenty - male and female - who have said and done a lot fucking worse. Now he's getting shit for speaking and for not speaking. I guess he is easy to hate though. He comes from a rich family, he's almost too goodlooking, he's white, he's a bit loud and says stuff without thinking. If I wasn't following him because of this movie I would probably not think much him. Now that i do, I'm convinced he's a giant emo baby with massive mommy/daddy issues who cries every other day and has a vulnerability that doesn't match his physique.

--Anonymous
replies 517Dec 19, 2017 11:46 AM +00:00

Oddly that's one of the things I find so intriguing about him.

--Anonymous
replies 518Dec 19, 2017 12:14 PM +00:00

Armie was totally uninteresting until some people began to suspect he was crazy.

--Anonymous
replies 519Dec 19, 2017 12:17 PM +00:00
I guess he is easy to hate though. He comes from a rich family, he's almost too goodlooking, he's white, he's a bit loud and says stuff without thinking.

Exactly, R517. That also might explain why he was bullied so badly in his youth. When he first spoke out about his childhood bullying, I was frankly shocked. How can a gigantic, amazingly attractive guy with family wealth and an impressive pedigree attract bullies? Now it's a little more clear to me. As you mentioned, he has a vulnerability that doesn't match his physique. He's one of those people with very little "guard" up, who aren't immediately aware when they're secretly being laughed at or talked down to, and who wear their hearts on their sleeves. If he was a snotty, rich Winklevoss-esque douchebag, people wouldn't think twice about him because it's what they expect, and it would evoke less uncomfortable dissonance in people who meet him.

It's a shame though, because he really does seem to be a sweet and decent person in spite of his privilege.

--Anonymous
replies 520Dec 19, 2017 12:43 PM +00:00

I think that many of us find his vulnerability deeply alluring, and Luca did too.

--Anonymous
replies 521Dec 19, 2017 12:52 PM +00:00

When he says he was disowned by his parents when he pursued acting, do we know to what extent? I assume he was never on the streets trying to make it, but what did he do before The Social Network?

--Anonymous
replies 522Dec 19, 2017 1:12 PM +00:00

Wikipedia is your friend

After appearing in the television series Veronica Mars, Gossip Girl, Reaper and Desperate Housewives, Hammer played the Christian evangelist Billy Graham in Billy: The Early Years, which premiered in October 2008.[6] The film garnered Hammer a “Faith and Values Award” nomination in the Grace Award category, which is awarded for the Most Inspiring Performance in Movie or Television by Mediaguide, an organization which provides movie reviews from a Christian perspective.[18] He played Harrison Bergeron in 2081, based on the short story of the same name by author Kurt Vonnegut, which premiered at the Seattle International Film Festival.[19]
--Anonymous
replies 523Dec 19, 2017 1:18 PM +00:00
That is a huge ass baby

Well, Daddy is huge, and both Ford and his sister favor Armie looks-wise. So hugeness is to be expected.

BTW, are they giving Ford his sister's old shoes or something? There's ANOTHER pair of mary janes in that Insta pic, this time blue.

--Anonymous
replies 524Dec 20, 2017 1:05 AM +00:00

I think Mrs Hammer is trying to trans the baby. Armie doesn’t mind because it’ll be one less male to compete with.

--Anonymous
replies 525Dec 20, 2017 1:49 AM +00:00

Both of the kids are really cute and they're going to be tall people. I think Liz is like 5'10 because with 4" heels, she's almost as tall as Armie is.

--Anonymous
replies 526Dec 20, 2017 8:56 AM +00:00

"I generally like the concept of just consuming alcohol whenever it's there, so I don't know, we'll cross that bridge when we get there. TBD ... To Be Drunk." — Armie Hammer, Call Me by Your Name

Armie's post Golden Globes plans. Keeping it classy as always!

"I generally like the concept of just consuming alcohol whenever it's there, so I don't know, we'll cross that bridge when we get there. TBD ... To Be Drunk." — Armie?Hammer, Call Me by Your Name
The Hollywood Reporter
--Anonymous
replies 527Dec 20, 2017 10:07 AM +00:00

Sometimes i have to remember that he's a 31 year old dude who is like a frat boy at heart. He's smart, but also still has a childlike mentality. I don't mean this as a slight, but, he's so damn, forthcoming with his TMI.

--Anonymous
replies 528Dec 20, 2017 1:12 PM +00:00

Armie’s CMBYN body is like a fit muscular Survivor contestsnt’s body after they’ve been on the island for over two weeks.

auscaps.files.wordpress.com
--Anonymous
replies 529Dec 20, 2017 2:15 PM +00:00

He totally had some back fat going on though

--Anonymous
replies 530Dec 20, 2017 2:23 PM +00:00

Weird nipples.

--Anonymous
replies 531Dec 20, 2017 2:24 PM +00:00

Yes his pecs deflated and his nipples are practically on his stomach in CMBYN.

They looked good here was hen he had mass:

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--Anonymous
replies 532Dec 20, 2017 2:29 PM +00:00

Timmy's nipples are so small in comparison

--Anonymous
replies 533Dec 20, 2017 2:31 PM +00:00

Did he say somewhere he lost weight for the film?

--Anonymous
replies 534Dec 20, 2017 2:35 PM +00:00

Will Armie Hammer, Timothée Chalamet return for a ‘Call Me By Your Name’ sequel? Andre Aciman’s novel is also set 20 years after Elio and Oliver’s summer in 1984

Andre Aciman’s novel is also set 20 years after Elio and Oliver’s summer in 1984
Metro US
--Anonymous
replies 535Dec 20, 2017 2:39 PM +00:00

I really, really want to see the last chapter of the novel (Ghost Spots) on the screen but a few years need to pass for it to be affecting.

--Anonymous
replies 536Dec 20, 2017 3:00 PM +00:00

You really really want to see Elio become a shell of a man and never make a real loving connection again? You want to watch Oliver obsessively follow Elio's career for the next 20 years and never extend a hand to give support or guidance (forget trying to be a lover!) Do you hate yourself? That sounds so depressing!

I'd be all up for a sequel if we could guarantee a happy ending. But god forbid a gay storyline ever has a happy ending...

--Anonymous
replies 537Dec 20, 2017 3:25 PM +00:00

Mrs Hammer loves playing “Mrs Movie Star”

Take that, Jennifer Lawrence!

2,439 Likes, 66 Comments - ELIZABETH CHAMBERS HAMMER (@elizabethchambers) on Instagram: “This @outmagazine cover needs a moment. ????@ninomunoz #callmebyyourname”
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--Anonymous
replies 538Dec 20, 2017 3:31 PM +00:00

All the people in the comments section congratulating her 😂 For what? Marrying an attractive guy? I'm not hating on her, she likes her husband's face fair enough. It's the thirsty commenters that make me laugh.

--Anonymous
replies 539Dec 20, 2017 3:36 PM +00:00

I'm sorry but he looks so rough in that picture. Like robin williams after he spent like 20 years in the jungle.

--Anonymous
replies 540Dec 20, 2017 3:40 PM +00:00

I don't read it the same way, R537 . Elio had loving connections throughout the years, and he actually says so, even acknowledging the fact that he very nearly forgot all about Oliver at some point, the way memory works for all of us; Oliver may be "THE ONE" (pardon the term) but there have been others and he's been happy with them. The way Aciman writes it (and he elaborates on more or less the same topics in The Enigma Variations), in my opinion, it's more complex (and more rewarding) than Elio becoming a shell of a man because of a lost love.

This works for Oliver, as well, although in a slightly different way. I don't get the impression that he's living an unhappy life, even though he's fully aware (the postcard on the wall, which he sees every day, and "cor cordium") that Elio has been the love of his life. Is this depressing? Your mileage may vary, but I see Oliver proud of his feelings, never wanting to forget but not letting memories drown him-- he's nurtured by them.

More importantly, the ending-- Aciman has said so himself, we don't KNOW if Oliver leaves the next day. Elio believes Oliver will leave, yet Oliver is taunting Elio, "playing their old ping-pong game". Maybe he stays. Maybe the film will clear that up for us, maybe not, but it's not an unhappy ending for me. I'd say it's a hopeful ending.

--Anonymous
replies 541Dec 20, 2017 3:40 PM +00:00
But god forbid a gay storyline ever has a happy ending...

Yep.

--Brokeback Boy
replies 542Dec 20, 2017 3:47 PM +00:00

R541 If Luca can spin it that hopeful (which I totally believe he can) then we're in for a treat. I still hate the fact that they're more or less apart for 20 years though. They talk about wasting 'days' summer of '83, now they'll be wasting decades! Still, I'll take together after 20 years over forever apart.

--Anonymous
replies 543Dec 20, 2017 3:48 PM +00:00

If there is a sequel, that fucking thing better end with Elio and Oliver together! Otherwise, what is the point of a sequel? No more misery porn between these two! If we're going to have them meet up again 10-20 years down the line (but film version 6-8 years from now for the actors) it has to be worth the wait with a happy ending. Maybe have them both looking into a fireplace embracing while the credits roll with another Sufjan Stevens song.

--Are you reading this Luca?
replies 544Dec 20, 2017 3:55 PM +00:00
Maybe have them both looking into a fireplace embracing while the credits roll with another Sufjan Stevens song.

FUCK YES.

If it ends with bloody 'if you remember everything...turn to me, even in jest...call me by your name'. No. Just no. The 'even in jest' part of the final paragraph honesty kills me. What do you mean in jest? You've loved each other FOR 2 DECADES what do you mean jest. Can you imagine the last line being 'Laters, Oliver lol'. There is no joke there. The only joke is me being so god damn emotionally invested.

--Anonymous
replies 545Dec 20, 2017 4:29 PM +00:00

The "even in jest" part is Elio being his old neurotic self, the one who'll take anything because he fears having nothing, but we know that this is no joke for either of them.

--Anonymous
replies 546Dec 20, 2017 4:33 PM +00:00

Can you discuss the book/movie in the CMBYN thread?

Jackholes.

--Anonymous
replies 547Dec 20, 2017 4:34 PM +00:00
the one who'll take anything because he fears having nothing

that makes me want to cry

--Anonymous
replies 548Dec 20, 2017 4:34 PM +00:00

[R574] Sorry for discussing the sequel of a future Armie Hammer movie in the Armie Hammer thread christ

--Anonymous
replies 549Dec 20, 2017 4:35 PM +00:00

Mrs Hammer's head is almost as big as Armie's. And they have the exact same head and jaw shape. She needs to wear her hair in a manner that softens her man jaw.

--Anonymous
replies 550Dec 20, 2017 4:36 PM +00:00

Something like this perhaps. No trace of man jaw in sight!

i.dailymail.co.uk
--Anonymous
replies 551Dec 20, 2017 4:40 PM +00:00

“Santa, will you please bring me a pair of Buster Browns for Christmas?”

336 Likes, 11 Comments - ELIZABETH CHAMBERS HAMMER (@elizabethchambers) on Instagram: “Santa support system. “It’s ok, baby brother.” ??”
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--Ford
replies 552Dec 20, 2017 4:42 PM +00:00

R550 Perhaps that's why the baby looks like Armie's clone. Whatever physical traits he gets from Mrs. Hammer overlaps with Armie's traits.

--Anonymous
replies 553Dec 20, 2017 4:43 PM +00:00

Ok, the funny outfits are cute for Christmas. Just not year around...

--Anonymous
replies 554Dec 20, 2017 4:44 PM +00:00

On a scale of 10 to 11, how gay is Ford already?

--Anonymous
replies 555Dec 20, 2017 4:44 PM +00:00

R553 or just genetics ? Sometimes you look a lot like one of your parents, doesn't mean your parents are twins.

--Anonymous
replies 556Dec 20, 2017 4:45 PM +00:00

Well I’m pretty gay and I didn’t start trying on my sister’s shoes until I was eight or nine.

--Anonymous
replies 557Dec 20, 2017 4:48 PM +00:00

Take a pill, R547.

Your mileage may vary, but I see Oliver proud of his feelings, never wanting to forget but not letting memories drown him-- he's nurtured by them.

I think that's a very positive spin on things. It would be nice to believe so, for me. For sure, Oliver has dealt with his feelings and the loss of Elio differently, and ostensibly more successfully. But that postcard with his true feelings on it remains in a frame, with the words turned to the wall where no one will see them, and he intended that they should remain unseen for a lot longer. Aciman has acknowledged that Oliver is less comfortable than Elio with what happened between them in the end, even though he is still profoundly affected by it. I'm not sure 'proud' is the word I'd use.

I still hate the fact that they're more or less apart for 20 years though. They talk about wasting 'days' summer of '83, now they'll be wasting decades! Still, I'll take together after 20 years over forever apart.

My personal take on what Luca will do in the sequel(s) is track with whatever relationships each man is having, and at least once or twice over the years, they are going to end up having sex, and then deal with the fallout. That's based on what Luca has said about them, well, having sex again in the sequel. Keeping them on separate tracks for 20 years as in the book will not work onscreen - they have to intersect. And whether Luca provides a definite or merely a hopeful ending for them, he needs to remember that their relationship is the reason we're interested in all this. That's the core. We're not watching all these movies in order to be drained of all hope of them being together.

--Anonymous
replies 558Dec 20, 2017 4:49 PM +00:00

R556 I'm not saying they're twins, but they have similar features.

--Anonymous
replies 559Dec 20, 2017 4:51 PM +00:00

Look at friend Nikki in painted on jeans

198 Likes, 6 Comments - Nick Delli Santi (@nikiwonder) on Instagram: “Christmas party staring contest. #itsstillhappening”
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--Anonymous
replies 560Dec 21, 2017 2:36 AM +00:00

None of Nikki's pictures have him with a lady friend. So, I think it's safe to presume he's gay. Armie and Elizabeth seem like the type of couple that would have a lot of gay friends.

--Anonymous
replies 561Dec 21, 2017 7:39 AM +00:00

Elizabeth repeatedly begs women on IG to date him.

--Anonymous
replies 562Dec 21, 2017 3:30 PM +00:00

I refuse to believe this is a boy’s outfit

1,824 Likes, 32 Comments - ELIZABETH CHAMBERS HAMMER (@elizabethchambers) on Instagram: “?E L E V E N M O N T H S? Cannot believe our baby boy is almost a year. Blurry bc he doesn’t sit…”
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--Anonymous
replies 563Dec 21, 2017 4:31 PM +00:00

Tumblr is the home of m/m shippers who hate the women that get in the way of their ship. See how the Larries treat Louis Tomlinson's gfs. There are quite a few TARMIE blogs who are convinced these two are hoeing together somehow, somewhere.

--Anonymous
replies 564Dec 21, 2017 7:30 PM +00:00
I refuse to believe this is a boy’s outfit

I guess it's part of her whole 'dress the kids like Georgian/Victorian/Mennonite collectible dolls' thing, but really. He will not thank her for these pics in the future.

--Anonymous
replies 565Dec 21, 2017 9:23 PM +00:00

R564 They're here too, unfortunately.

--Anonymous
replies 566Dec 21, 2017 11:44 PM +00:00

R565 All parents dress their kids in embarrassing clothes that they hate looking back at. Ok, not always 'dress the kids like Georgian/Victorian/Mennonite collectible dolls' but let her live! She birthed them, she can dress them how she likes. Even if they do look a bit ridiculous.

--Anonymous
replies 567Dec 22, 2017 6:54 AM +00:00

A frau has found us.

--Anonymous
replies 568Dec 22, 2017 7:06 AM +00:00

Could tumblrinas and fraus PLEASE stop stalking this thread? Don't they have their own message boards and pastel-coloured places?

--Anonymous
replies 569Dec 22, 2017 7:10 AM +00:00
Could tumblrinas and fraus PLEASE stop stalking this site?

FTFY

--Anonymous
replies 570Dec 22, 2017 7:12 AM +00:00

Well, R552 and R563, as you know, shoes and clothes are expensive, hence the hand-me-down from Ford's big sister.

--;-) times are hard
replies 571Dec 22, 2017 1:17 PM +00:00

teen and up audiences only please

archiveofourown.org
--Anonymous
replies 572Dec 22, 2017 2:19 PM +00:00

I can't be too quick to judge, I was an avid Nifty reader in the not so distant past lol

--Anonymous
replies 573Dec 22, 2017 3:08 PM +00:00
All parents dress their kids in embarrassing clothes that they hate looking back at. Ok, not always 'dress the kids like Georgian/Victorian/Mennonite collectible dolls' but let her live! She birthed them, she can dress them how she likes. Even if they do look a bit ridiculous.

SMDH.

Are there any real Dataloungers left on these threads? You know, people who actually get the 'pointless bitchery' ethos of the site?

--Anonymous
replies 574Dec 22, 2017 11:28 PM +00:00
Are there any real Dataloungers left on these threads

A couple, but it's futile to post on these fangirl threads, as if you express even a slightly bit of bitchiness you get attacked by the fangirls en masse. They really are more suited to Tumblr.

--Anonymous
replies 575Dec 23, 2017 12:53 AM +00:00

Armie follows this Japanese girl who smooshes pastries with her face

183.2k Followers, 654 Following, 160 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from Bread Face (@breadfaceblog)
www.instagram.com
--Anonymous
replies 576Dec 23, 2017 3:50 AM +00:00

The antithesis of his W.A.S.P cupcake wife.

--Anonymous
replies 577Dec 23, 2017 3:57 AM +00:00

Oooooh good point.

--Anonymous
replies 578Dec 23, 2017 3:58 AM +00:00

that is so weird

--Anonymous
replies 579Dec 23, 2017 6:12 AM +00:00

This guy's kinks are weird.

--Anonymous
replies 580Dec 23, 2017 6:31 AM +00:00

the ropes are a bit more understandable.

The pastry smushing is a whole other level.

The Hammer bedroom must be a mess.

--Anonymous
replies 581Dec 23, 2017 6:37 AM +00:00

And to think, this is just the stuff he's fine with the public knowing he's into.

--Anonymous
replies 582Dec 23, 2017 7:01 AM +00:00

This is what Armie really wants to do with wifey’s pastel cupcake world

5,590 Likes, 2,416 Comments - Bread Face (@breadfaceblog) on Instagram: “64. @sweethaus neopolitan cupcake????????CONGRATS to the #breadfacing winners @bikes2food @stanleymel…”
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--Anonymous
replies 583Dec 23, 2017 7:37 AM +00:00

R583 Maybe that's already what he does.

--Anonymous
replies 584Dec 23, 2017 7:41 AM +00:00

Armie's not so white bread and dull after all. His marriage and kids provide an excellent front for his, idiosyncrasies.

--Anonymous
replies 585Dec 23, 2017 7:44 AM +00:00

To think all this time what Armie really fantasizes about is smashing his wife’s face into her pastries.

Hard.

As hard as she can stand it:

3,095 Likes, 46 Comments - ELIZABETH CHAMBERS HAMMER (@elizabethchambers) on Instagram: “Why serve one @Birdbakery pecan pie on set, when you can serve two. Watch @homeandfamilytv tomorrow…”
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--Anonymous
replies 586Dec 23, 2017 7:53 AM +00:00

this thread is fucking ridiculous

--Anonymous
replies 587Dec 23, 2017 8:17 AM +00:00

That's because Armie Hammer is, fortunately, fucking ridiculous.

--Anonymous
replies 588Dec 23, 2017 8:33 AM +00:00

Ridiculous but fun !!!!!

--Anonymous
replies 589Dec 23, 2017 12:20 PM +00:00

If Armie is so ridiculous, why is this thread close to going into its 8th inning? He is an incredibly handsome man whom many gay men would love to feel next to them. There appear to be many on this thread who resent any of his recent kudos for CMBYN. I don't get the hostility unless there are a hell of a lot jealous queens posting. If that is the case, get over yourselves or just go on to another thread that does not offend your delicate balance.

--Anonymous
replies 590Dec 23, 2017 12:32 PM +00:00

MARY!

Who resents him? We all fucking love him. Why would we waste so much of our lives talking about him if we didn't. Take it easy R590

--Anonymous
replies 591Dec 23, 2017 12:34 PM +00:00

R590 being an excellent example of the kind of fangirls I was talking about in R575. If you can't stand to have your favourite even lovingly mocked, you're on the wrong site.

--Anonymous
replies 592Dec 23, 2017 12:38 PM +00:00

Realistically, how many different people do you reckon we are? There might just be 5 people in this thread. That's a strange thought.

--Anonymous
replies 593Dec 23, 2017 12:45 PM +00:00

As for me, I'd love to fuck him and slap him, because he's both insufferably hot and frustratingly stupid. He can also fuck me and slap me if he so wishes. It's a fair exchange.

--Anonymous
replies 594Dec 23, 2017 1:19 PM +00:00

The next baby better be a C section, Mrs Hammer’s thighs are practically coming out past her shoulders now.

2,544 Likes, 27 Comments - ELIZABETH CHAMBERS HAMMER (@elizabethchambers) on Instagram: “True friends travel cross country for a California Turkey.”
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--Anonymous
replies 595Dec 23, 2017 1:27 PM +00:00

Jesus. Chill. I wasn't trying to insult him. I mean, lets be real. He is absolutely ridiculous, with his weird kinks and inability to keep his lovely mouth shut. Doesn't mean I don't like him or that I don't enjoy his work. I would also very much like to fuck him. He's great. And ridiculous.

--Anonymous
replies 596Dec 23, 2017 1:31 PM +00:00

Feel like R596 thoughts pretty much sums up how we all feel about him

--Anonymous
replies 597Dec 23, 2017 1:37 PM +00:00

Part 8

Armie’s “nude” scene from Call Me By Your Name has leaked on the web, and Armie was immediately ambushed by paps at the airport whom he assured he did many more ass scenes and they were all fearless ...
the DataLounge
--Anonymous
replies 598Dec 23, 2017 2:19 PM +00:00

I love his hairy chest.

181 Likes, 3 Comments - anything armie hammer ? (@anythinghammer) on Instagram: “#NEW ? backstage at Jimmy Kimmel LIVE! ????”
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--Anonymous
replies 599Dec 23, 2017 2:31 PM +00:00

Close this one first. Geez.

--Anonymous
replies 600Dec 23, 2017 3:23 PM +00:00