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I just donated plasma for money

Jealous bitches?

But really, for a variety of reasons money is unfortunately tight right now and with Christmas around the corner I started to donate plasma. They will pay me 300 bucks for 5 donations this month which will cover the presents I need to buy without affecting the rest of my budget.

Totally had to lie about having sex with men, and I don't feel bad about it. Fuck that rule.

Anyone else ever done it?

--Anonymous
replies 75Dec 2, 2017 5:25 PM +00:00

I donated plasma several times for my aunt who was ill with cancer. This was back in the '90s and I don't remember getting paid that much. Maybe $100 a session.

--Anonymous
replies 1Dec 2, 2017 5:30 PM +00:00

Oh wait a minute, you send $300 for five donations, OP. You're getting gypped.

--R1
replies 2Dec 2, 2017 5:31 PM +00:00

I did it when I was in college, it is an easy way to make $$.

--Anonymous
replies 3Dec 2, 2017 5:34 PM +00:00
Totally had to lie about having sex with men, and I don't feel bad about it. Fuck that rule.

You're a piece of shit.

--Anonymous
replies 4Dec 2, 2017 5:34 PM +00:00

Yeah, 300 for 5, not 300 per. I wish.

From googling that seems normal payment.

--Anonymous
replies 5Dec 2, 2017 5:35 PM +00:00

Yes, OP. I tried, but my veins were too small.

--Anonymous
replies 6Dec 2, 2017 5:35 PM +00:00

If you’re getting paid, you’re not donating. Sell that plasma like you sell your ass.

--Anonymous
replies 7Dec 2, 2017 5:36 PM +00:00

Please let us know where, so we can avoid.

--Anonymous
replies 8Dec 2, 2017 5:36 PM +00:00

I'm HIV-negative r4, any reason I can't donate is pure homophobia and that I will not accept.

--Anonymous
replies 9Dec 2, 2017 5:40 PM +00:00

Anyone do medical testing (pills) for money, where you stay the night etc?

--Anonymous
replies 10Dec 2, 2017 5:43 PM +00:00
I'm HIV-negative [R4], any reason I can't donate is pure homophobia and that I will not accept.

In this case, homophobica is perfectly rational. People deserve to know what goes into their body and if they don't like it, they can refuse.

--Anonymous
replies 11Dec 2, 2017 5:45 PM +00:00

You can get paid to let medical students do rectal exams on you. Seriously. I thought about doing it when I was younger and knew some hot medical students.

--Anonymous
replies 12Dec 2, 2017 5:46 PM +00:00

I’ll donate.

--Anonymous
replies 13Dec 2, 2017 5:51 PM +00:00
the presents I need to buy without affecting the rest of my budget.

How can you NEED to buy presents. It sounds like you need to just write nice cards to people explaining your financial situation and then save better.

--Suze O.
replies 14Dec 2, 2017 5:52 PM +00:00

You just sound like a snarky jerk, OP.

--Merry Christmas
replies 15Dec 2, 2017 5:53 PM +00:00

Can you donate every month?

--Anonymous
replies 16Dec 2, 2017 5:53 PM +00:00

All blood is tested, there is no reason to exclude gay men who are sexually active anymore than anyone else who is sexually active.

As of late 2016, such testing consists of determining the ABO blood group and Rh blood type of the donated unit, testing for red cell antibodies, and performing infectious disease screening for the following agents: human immunodeficiency virus (HIV)-1, HIV-2, human T-lymphotropic virus (HTLV)-I, HTLV-II, hepatitis C virus, hepatitis B virus, West Nile virus, Treponema pallidum (syphilis), Trypanosoma cruzi (Chagas disease, only required to be performed on the first donation by a particular donor), and Zika virus (table 1) [1-3]. All infectious disease screening assays must be negative in order to release the blood unit or its components to hospitals for transfusion.
www.uptodate.com
--Anonymous
replies 17Dec 2, 2017 5:55 PM +00:00
Can you donate every month?

You are allowed to donate up to 8 times a month every month, though honestly that doesn't seem healthy to me. We will see how I feel.

--Anonymous
replies 18Dec 2, 2017 5:57 PM +00:00

2400 a month!

--Anonymous
replies 19Dec 2, 2017 6:00 PM +00:00

Divide that by 6 r19.

If it paid that well I imagine everyone would be doing it.

--Anonymous
replies 20Dec 2, 2017 6:03 PM +00:00

400 is still okay.

--Anonymous
replies 21Dec 2, 2017 6:05 PM +00:00
Totally had to lie about having sex with men, and I don't feel bad about it. Fuck that rule.

They likely knew you were lying.

--Anonymous
replies 22Dec 2, 2017 6:10 PM +00:00

I'm pretty sure my nephew wants presents r14, not a card saying I'm broke right now.

--Anonymous
replies 23Dec 2, 2017 6:13 PM +00:00

R23, maybe your nephew can get paid for doing rectal exams.

--Anonymous
replies 24Dec 2, 2017 6:16 PM +00:00

Hardly seems worth it for such a paltry sum.

--Anonymous
replies 25Dec 2, 2017 6:24 PM +00:00
They likely knew you were lying.

Why, because in your mind he’s a flamer?

--Anonymous
replies 26Dec 2, 2017 6:32 PM +00:00

Why say that gay men should not donate, when the HIV virus can be transmitted via hetero sex as well.

--Anonymous
replies 27Dec 2, 2017 6:34 PM +00:00

Back in the 19802 I only got 16 or 18 dollars per donation. half the time I got sent home because I couldn't make the weight cut off- I was less than 105 lbs.

--Anonymous
replies 28Dec 2, 2017 6:56 PM +00:00

A coworker donated a couple of weeks ago. He stupidly parked in a local restaurant's parking lot while he was donating and his car was towed. He was paid $50 for the donation, it cost $190 to get his car back. LOL.

--Anonymous
replies 29Dec 2, 2017 7:01 PM +00:00
"I'm HIV-negative [[R4]], any reason I can't donate is pure homophobia and that I will not accept."
"In this case, homophobica is perfectly rational. People deserve to know what goes into their body and if they don't like it, they can refuse."

By your logic, people should have the right to know the RACE of a blood donor so they can refuse the blood if they don't approve of the donor's skin color. After all, we deserve to know what goes into our bodies, right?

--All That Matters Is That The Blood Is HUMAN.
replies 30Dec 2, 2017 7:04 PM +00:00

I do it all the time. I can make an extra 450 to 500 a month where I live. The only downside is the wait. There's always AT LEAST an hour's wait.

--Anonymous
replies 31Dec 2, 2017 7:07 PM +00:00

how do they get the plasma out and leave the blood in?

--Anonymous
replies 32Dec 2, 2017 7:08 PM +00:00

Is it a donation if he got paid?

--Anonymous
replies 33Dec 2, 2017 7:10 PM +00:00

R32 They use an apheresis machine, which necessitates being hooked up to it for about an hour, unlike whole blood donation which pretty much gets you in and out.

en.m.wikipedia.org
--Anonymous
replies 34Dec 2, 2017 7:11 PM +00:00

heard u can die from this.

--Anonymous
replies 35Dec 2, 2017 7:41 PM +00:00

Homosexuals as a whole are much more promiscuous than heterosexuals. They ask heterosexual men if they've had sex with prostitutes or about any promiscuous behavior. It's disgusting to lie. Homosexual acts (anal sex) transmit HIV MUCH easier than vaginal sex. Any rise in recent heterosexual HIV rates coincide with a rise in anal sex amongst them as this perverse act is being promoted to them now.

--Anonymous
replies 36Dec 2, 2017 7:49 PM +00:00

My brother donated plasma, maybe too much because a soft spot formed on his skull and then that place eventually caved in.CAVED IN I'M TELLING YOU.

--Mr. Yikes
replies 37Dec 2, 2017 8:06 PM +00:00

I would love to make money with my blood but I can't.

--Anonymous
replies 38Dec 2, 2017 8:08 PM +00:00
"Homosexuals as a whole are much more promiscuous than heterosexuals. They ask heterosexual men if they've had sex with prostitutes or about any promiscuous behavior. It's disgusting to lie. Homosexual acts (anal sex) transmit HIV MUCH easier than vaginal sex. Any rise in recent heterosexual HIV rates coincide with a rise in anal sex amongst them as this perverse act is being promoted to them now."

R36, you are a homophobe, a douchewaffle, or a chick. Probably all three. Poor idiot. Quote any statistics you like, R36, H.I.V. can be transmitted by straights as readily as gays. Singling out a prospective donor based on his sexual preference is never going to be the right idea.

--FF For You, Hon!
replies 39Dec 2, 2017 8:28 PM +00:00

What kind of decent present can you get for $300 alone, much less FIVE of them.

--Anonymous
replies 40Dec 2, 2017 9:02 PM +00:00

Sorry, r39, but it's true. I realize I triggered you, but emotional appeals won't change facts.

--Anonymous
replies 41Dec 2, 2017 9:08 PM +00:00

I just donated an old backpack and a shovel to Goodwill.

--So there
replies 42Dec 2, 2017 9:14 PM +00:00

OP: Money is money. A job is a job. A donation is a donation. Good luck. I've been thinking of donating my plasma too.

--Anonymous
replies 43Dec 2, 2017 9:45 PM +00:00

Over here (Aus) you just donate, no monetary incentives. But you do get paid time off work and free snack food afterwards like cheese and crackers or sweet biscuits.

--A Lesbian
replies 44Dec 2, 2017 10:08 PM +00:00

Yeah you are a new donor. Once that's up you'll go to the regular rates always $20 the first time and then whatever amount depending on weight. I only get $60 for donating twice a week.

--Anonymous
replies 45Dec 2, 2017 11:43 PM +00:00

I know a black girl named Plasma

--Anonymous
replies 46Dec 3, 2017 12:48 AM +00:00

I used to do this in college every month to pay my bills. I also tried to sign up for as many paid medical studies as possible. There was one where you got paid 15K to have your pinky toe cut off and sewed back on. I was very upset I didn't get approved for that study but looking back I am very grateful.

--Anonymous
replies 47Dec 3, 2017 1:13 AM +00:00

Me too!

--R47’s non-Frankenstein pinky toe
replies 48Dec 3, 2017 1:28 AM +00:00

R4 & R36 Why are you even here?

--Anonymous
replies 49Dec 3, 2017 1:34 AM +00:00

r45 so it's like some sort of drug addiction thing - they get you hooked on the money and then offer you less and less.

--And they wonder why these centers burn down mysteriously
replies 50Dec 3, 2017 1:35 AM +00:00
so it's like some sort of drug addiction thing - they get you hooked on the money and then offer you less and less.

Yep r45 is correct. They explained to me after the first 5 donations the payments are reduced.

And the trying to hook you is completely true, they were outlining how they'll give you bonuses and rewards for donating as often as you can.

Though in theory I guess you could go just go to a different place in order to quality for the "new donor" thing if you wanted to.

--Anonymous
replies 51Dec 3, 2017 5:21 AM +00:00

I blocked R 36. Where are all of these homophobes coming from? There’s been a lot lately.

--Anonymous
replies 52Dec 3, 2017 5:26 AM +00:00

Hey, wait a minute. Do they put this stuff in plasma televisions??

--Anonymous
replies 53Dec 3, 2017 3:56 PM +00:00

OP is buying Christmas Presents with Blood Money.

You should never have lied about the gay sex either. People could become seriously ill and die from your donation if you're infected and don't know what you might be sharing with someone.

Don't these places screen before donations, or are they foolish enough to take someone's answers as gospel truth? Just like OP, many people lie when there's money involved.

--Anonymous
replies 54Dec 3, 2017 4:50 PM +00:00

Of course they don't take anyone's word for it. They take samples from the donations which are then tested. If a sample/donation comes back positive for something, that person will be permanently blocked from donating. People who are HIV+ have been arrested and charged with felonies for donating plasma knowing that they were infected.

--Anonymous
replies 55Dec 3, 2017 6:53 PM +00:00

How do I find out where I can do this?

--Anonymous
replies 56Dec 3, 2017 7:48 PM +00:00

I'm surprised how many posters are defending the practice of gay men being banned from donating.

--Anonymous
replies 57Dec 4, 2017 6:56 AM +00:00

I donated plasma in a bottoms ass last night.

--Anonymous
replies 58Dec 4, 2017 7:10 AM +00:00

I’ve been donating too for the past six weeks . I did it back around seven years ago and then it became no longer necessary but now finances are tight again so I started back up . I’m past the new donor stage now though and that sucks . I was going to just go until the holidays were over but now think I’ll do it another month or two and pay off some bills. Then I plan to quit or at least take a break for a few months . No matter what they say I doubt it’s very healthy .

--Anonymous
replies 59Dec 4, 2017 9:05 AM +00:00

r40 $300 easily buys 5 decent gifts, you sound out of touch with the world.

media.giphy.com
--Anonymous
replies 60Dec 4, 2017 9:25 AM +00:00

ughh I wouldn't want a gift from someone if I knew it required going to such extremes.

--Anonymous
replies 61Dec 4, 2017 9:54 AM +00:00

OP you don't care? You are the lowest of the low. Fuckin' fags!

--Burn in hell
replies 62Dec 4, 2017 11:46 AM +00:00

This thread has been unexpectedly great for attracting people that need to be blocked.

--Anonymous
replies 63Dec 4, 2017 12:10 PM +00:00

They DO test the blood you know. If the OP knows he isn't infected / has been tested, then it's probably not a big deal. If he isn't sure, then it becomes a bigger problem because the blood is pooled and tested in batches in the US (not each individual bag), and if one person's blood is contaminated, the entire batch has to be thrown out. I don't know if that's current policy but that's what it was last time I read anything on it.

--Anonymous
replies 64Dec 4, 2017 12:12 PM +00:00

R58 so you bled into his asshole?

--Anonymous
replies 65Dec 4, 2017 1:31 PM +00:00

If money is that tight, I’d skip buying presents.

I want to donate plasma but I’m afraid I’ll feel too faint or sick after.

--Anonymous
replies 66Dec 4, 2017 1:34 PM +00:00

"I just donated plasma for money

Jealous bitches?"

This has made my top ten DL favs.

--I can't stop laughing
replies 67Dec 4, 2017 1:43 PM +00:00
I want to donate plasma but I’m afraid I’ll feel too faint or sick after.

I started feeling pretty lethargic afterwards. It helped when I ate.

--Anonymous
replies 68Dec 4, 2017 2:01 PM +00:00

You need to have food in your stomach and liquid in your system when you donate blood/plasma. Don’t eat fast food; eat a good healthy meal.

Your body burns between 500 and 600 calories when you donate.

After you donate, consume high fat, high carb, high protein foods to help replenish what you lost.

--Anonymous
replies 69Dec 6, 2017 10:29 AM +00:00

A common complaint from donating plasma is gaining weight though r69. Sure your body burns some calories, but it seems most a lot end up eating more calories than they are burning.

--Anonymous
replies 70Dec 6, 2017 10:36 AM +00:00

R70, so I won't lose 5 pounds in a month in I donate every day?

--Anonymous
replies 71Dec 6, 2017 10:40 AM +00:00

I don't know, but I was just bored and reading anecdotes I've seen this type of thing repeated a lot

Donating plasma is differant than donating blood. I did it off and on for several years. The only I noticed about it was that I always started to gain weight when I did it. I'm not sure if it was because I was so hungry afterwards and it threw off my eating schedule or what, but I always seemed to gain about 10-15 pounds. Chris always did too.

Seems it makes you very hungry.

forum.muscleandstrength.com
--Anonymous
replies 72Dec 6, 2017 10:43 AM +00:00

Will OP being doing his Xmas shopping at Five Below?

www.fivebelow.com
--Anonymous
replies 73Dec 6, 2017 10:55 AM +00:00

OP, what city are you in? Where did you go?

--Asking for a friend
replies 74Dec 6, 2017 12:00 PM +00:00

Yes I am starving all the time since I started . Like I really can’t get enough to eat. I do a hour or more of cardio everyday which helps but I am worried about my out of control appetites. I’m trying real hard to control it.

--Anonymous
replies 75Dec 7, 2017 8:31 AM +00:00