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Which death would shock you the most?

Aside from Donald Trump.

I am thinking either Meryl Streep or Oprah Winfrey.

--Concerned Citizen
replies 57Dec 1, 2017 1:00 PM +00:00

Oprah, Joan Collins, Faye Dunaway, Tom Hanks, Clint Eastwood, Meryl Cunt Streep, Glenn Close, Betty White and Kevin Spacey.

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--in before 'it took X comments for someone to namedrop her' comment
replies 2Dec 1, 2017 1:16 PM +00:00

I've seen to much shit in my short life to be shocked by anything.

I'm all shocked out.

replies 3Dec 1, 2017 1:20 PM +00:00

amen r3

replies 4Dec 1, 2017 1:22 PM +00:00

The Queen

replies 5Dec 1, 2017 1:23 PM +00:00

John Lennon

replies 6Dec 1, 2017 1:38 PM +00:00

American Democracy.

replies 7Dec 1, 2017 1:41 PM +00:00

Olivia de Havilland. Every year, I put her on my Death Watch List and every year she makes it through.

replies 8Dec 1, 2017 2:01 PM +00:00

Justin Bieber.....but a joyous shock.

replies 9Dec 1, 2017 2:12 PM +00:00

Steve Bannon.

replies 10Dec 1, 2017 2:16 PM +00:00

I wish Charles Manson's death had been by electric shock.

replies 11Dec 1, 2017 2:16 PM +00:00

Val Harper

--Clo Leachman
replies 12Dec 1, 2017 3:24 PM +00:00

Sandy Duncan

--Val Harper
replies 13Dec 1, 2017 3:25 PM +00:00

Oprah is the fist person that came to mind.

replies 14Dec 1, 2017 4:29 PM +00:00

Millie Bobby Brown

replies 15Dec 1, 2017 5:51 PM +00:00

Another vote for Madonna.

replies 16Dec 1, 2017 5:55 PM +00:00

It would have to be someone on the younger side whom you wouldn't expect. The Queen is over 90, and so is Betty White--there would be no shock there.

I'd say Emma Stone or Leonardo di Caprio. Who would expect it if they died?

replies 17Dec 1, 2017 5:57 PM +00:00

Kate Middleton. Or either of her children.

You have to admit it: you'd be shocked.

replies 18Dec 1, 2017 5:58 PM +00:00

Jodie from "Mom".

replies 19Dec 1, 2017 6:22 PM +00:00

The Olsen Twins

Dakota Fanning

Justin Trudeau

replies 20Dec 1, 2017 6:41 PM +00:00

Betty White

replies 21Dec 1, 2017 6:54 PM +00:00

You all must want these people to die? This is kinda sad.

replies 22Dec 1, 2017 7:30 PM +00:00

Anyone else have it in the back of their mind that Trump will commit suicide in spectacular fashion? I keep thinking, he's crazy enough that when he's finally cornered and realizes there's no way out, he'll pull some suicidal stunt in the WH. And it's only partially wishful thinking; it really wouldn't surprise me at all if he did it.

replies 23Dec 2, 2017 3:38 AM +00:00

I think there is a small chance Trump would commit suicide if he is about to be arrested. He wouldn't want photos or videos of him being arrested and hauled off to court. He'd kill himself before that happens.

replies 24Dec 5, 2017 5:29 AM +00:00

Even better.

replies 25Dec 5, 2017 5:37 AM +00:00
American Democracy.

Read the title of the thread again.

replies 26Dec 5, 2017 5:37 AM +00:00

I'm not gonna say. She's a singer, though.

replies 27Dec 5, 2017 5:40 AM +00:00

Anna Farris.

replies 28Dec 5, 2017 5:48 AM +00:00

Narcissists do not commit suicide. He will never; he'd have to admit the problem is actually HIM.

replies 29Dec 5, 2017 5:59 AM +00:00

Cher, Dolly Parton.

replies 30Dec 5, 2017 6:11 AM +00:00

Death is too good for Trump. A president who dies in office is somewhat lionized. My wish for him is a stroke - something that would leave him paralyzed from the neck down. Where he’s left alert and aware but has to sit there shitting his adult diapers every day for the rest of his miserable life.

replies 31Dec 5, 2017 6:29 AM +00:00

r31 that'd be evil. And perfect. Especially if Ivanka has to take care of him herself, due to an odd clause in his will.

replies 32Dec 5, 2017 6:32 AM +00:00

Hillary. I would go into absolute mourning.

replies 33Dec 5, 2017 7:08 AM +00:00

Obamu! I will jump for joy and praise the lord

replies 34Dec 5, 2017 7:49 AM +00:00

Don't forget to shoot your gun randomly in the air, r34! Otherwise how will the neighborhood know you're really happy?

--And how else will the baby next door lose its father
replies 35Dec 5, 2017 7:51 AM +00:00
My wish for him is a stroke - something that would leave him paralyzed from the neck down. Where he’s left alert and aware but has to sit there shitting his adult diapers every day for the rest of his miserable life.

He'd have a special gold golf cart fitted with a commode. It would only be decent for Obama and Hillary - beaming with radiant health - to pay him a goodwill visit, on camera. In a spirit of forgiveness. They'd make sure to speak encouraging words slowly and loudly, while also noting that the prison hospital has quite pleasant views. When they walk away after five minutes of quality time, the incapacitated felon can't fail to see and hear them soon share loud laughter, Obama doubling up and slapping his knees, Hillary wiping her eyes. Good times.

replies 36Dec 5, 2017 8:06 AM +00:00

Lady Gaga

replies 37Dec 5, 2017 8:24 AM +00:00

Then he would have a rage shit, so fierce that it would be as if a volcano had erupted under his ass! He'd propel himself up through the golf cart roof, shitting all over Ivanka, who was nearby having a mint julep with her tennis instructor Juan (since Jared was sentenced to death for treason), and ruining her best country club outfit. Then, he'd land upside down in a sand pit.

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replies 39Dec 5, 2017 3:48 PM +00:00

My own.

--can you imagine?
replies 40Dec 5, 2017 3:51 PM +00:00

r26 that be dead already.

replies 41Dec 5, 2017 3:52 PM +00:00

I'm not picking anyone if they died relatively soon after my prediction I would feel responsible.

replies 42Dec 5, 2017 3:58 PM +00:00

Mamie Van Doren

replies 43Dec 5, 2017 5:41 PM +00:00
Anna Farris.

This one wouldn't shock me. She has been rumored to have drug and alcohol problems for several years now.

replies 44Dec 5, 2017 5:47 PM +00:00

Anyone young and in good health.

replies 45Dec 5, 2017 5:56 PM +00:00

Very famous, relatively young (not yet 65) people known for their attention to health/lack of substance abuse - Madonna, Sarah Jessica Parker, GOOP, Hugh Jackman.

replies 46Dec 5, 2017 6:03 PM +00:00

Harvey W

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replies 48Dec 6, 2017 4:06 AM +00:00

Gwyneth Paltrow

Jillian Michaels

replies 49Dec 6, 2017 6:05 PM +00:00

Mr. Spock...oh wait.

Actually I was torn up by Leonard Nimoy's death. Very sexy when young.

replies 50Dec 6, 2017 6:27 PM +00:00

Anderson Cooper Zac Effron Fred Savage

replies 51Dec 6, 2017 6:36 PM +00:00

God, I really would flip out if Madonna died. Not so much because I'm a fan, although I am, but because it would be the end of an era in a way; the end of such a huge influence on my youth. Plus, it would be shocking simply because she's such a paragon of health and vitality.

--Don't Die Yet, Madge! PLEASE!!!
replies 52Dec 6, 2017 6:38 PM +00:00

Julie Andrews

Matt Damon

replies 53Dec 6, 2017 6:59 PM +00:00

Some people claimed they would be shocked by people who are in their 90s dying.

The Queen dying is not shocking. Betty White dying is not shocking. They are already quite aged, living on borrowed time as they say.

No one over 80 dying is "shocking"

replies 54Dec 7, 2017 5:59 AM +00:00
Mamie Van Doren

She's one million years old so that your not shock me in the least, but sadden me? Absolutely. I know everyone loves Marilyn (and I do too) but Mamie is my favorite of the Ms.

replies 55Dec 7, 2017 6:04 AM +00:00

your = would

replies 56Dec 7, 2017 6:04 AM +00:00

Dorothy Kilgallen, I can't imagine Broadway without her.

replies 57Dec 7, 2017 8:34 AM +00:00