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Which death would shock you the most?

Aside from Donald Trump.

I am thinking either Meryl Streep or Oprah Winfrey.

--Concerned Citizen
replies 57Dec 1, 2017 1:00 PM +00:00

Oprah, Joan Collins, Faye Dunaway, Tom Hanks, Clint Eastwood, Meryl Cunt Streep, Glenn Close, Betty White and Kevin Spacey.

--Anonymous
replies 1Dec 1, 2017 1:15 PM +00:00

Madonna

--in before 'it took X comments for someone to namedrop her' comment
replies 2Dec 1, 2017 1:16 PM +00:00

I've seen to much shit in my short life to be shocked by anything.

I'm all shocked out.

--Anonymous
replies 3Dec 1, 2017 1:20 PM +00:00

amen r3

--Anonymous
replies 4Dec 1, 2017 1:22 PM +00:00

The Queen

--Anonymous
replies 5Dec 1, 2017 1:23 PM +00:00

John Lennon

--Anonymous
replies 6Dec 1, 2017 1:38 PM +00:00

American Democracy.

--Anonymous
replies 7Dec 1, 2017 1:41 PM +00:00

Olivia de Havilland. Every year, I put her on my Death Watch List and every year she makes it through.

--Anonymous
replies 8Dec 1, 2017 2:01 PM +00:00

Justin Bieber.....but a joyous shock.

--Anonymous
replies 9Dec 1, 2017 2:12 PM +00:00

Steve Bannon.

--Anonymous
replies 10Dec 1, 2017 2:16 PM +00:00

I wish Charles Manson's death had been by electric shock.

--Anonymous
replies 11Dec 1, 2017 2:16 PM +00:00

Val Harper

--Clo Leachman
replies 12Dec 1, 2017 3:24 PM +00:00

Sandy Duncan

--Val Harper
replies 13Dec 1, 2017 3:25 PM +00:00

Oprah is the fist person that came to mind.

--Anonymous
replies 14Dec 1, 2017 4:29 PM +00:00

Millie Bobby Brown

--Anonymous
replies 15Dec 1, 2017 5:51 PM +00:00

Another vote for Madonna.

--Anonymous
replies 16Dec 1, 2017 5:55 PM +00:00

It would have to be someone on the younger side whom you wouldn't expect. The Queen is over 90, and so is Betty White--there would be no shock there.

I'd say Emma Stone or Leonardo di Caprio. Who would expect it if they died?

--Anonymous
replies 17Dec 1, 2017 5:57 PM +00:00

Kate Middleton. Or either of her children.

You have to admit it: you'd be shocked.

--Anonymous
replies 18Dec 1, 2017 5:58 PM +00:00

Jodie from "Mom".

--Anonymous
replies 19Dec 1, 2017 6:22 PM +00:00

The Olsen Twins

Dakota Fanning

Justin Trudeau

--Anonymous
replies 20Dec 1, 2017 6:41 PM +00:00

Betty White

--Anonymous
replies 21Dec 1, 2017 6:54 PM +00:00

You all must want these people to die? This is kinda sad.

--Anonymous
replies 22Dec 1, 2017 7:30 PM +00:00

Anyone else have it in the back of their mind that Trump will commit suicide in spectacular fashion? I keep thinking, he's crazy enough that when he's finally cornered and realizes there's no way out, he'll pull some suicidal stunt in the WH. And it's only partially wishful thinking; it really wouldn't surprise me at all if he did it.

--Anonymous
replies 23Dec 2, 2017 3:38 AM +00:00

I think there is a small chance Trump would commit suicide if he is about to be arrested. He wouldn't want photos or videos of him being arrested and hauled off to court. He'd kill himself before that happens.

--Anonymous
replies 24Dec 5, 2017 5:29 AM +00:00

Even better.

--Resist
replies 25Dec 5, 2017 5:37 AM +00:00
American Democracy.

Read the title of the thread again.

--Anonymous
replies 26Dec 5, 2017 5:37 AM +00:00

I'm not gonna say. She's a singer, though.

--Anonymous
replies 27Dec 5, 2017 5:40 AM +00:00

Anna Farris.

--Anonymous
replies 28Dec 5, 2017 5:48 AM +00:00

Narcissists do not commit suicide. He will never; he'd have to admit the problem is actually HIM.

--Anonymous
replies 29Dec 5, 2017 5:59 AM +00:00

Cher, Dolly Parton.

--Anonymous
replies 30Dec 5, 2017 6:11 AM +00:00

Death is too good for Trump. A president who dies in office is somewhat lionized. My wish for him is a stroke - something that would leave him paralyzed from the neck down. Where he’s left alert and aware but has to sit there shitting his adult diapers every day for the rest of his miserable life.

--Anonymous
replies 31Dec 5, 2017 6:29 AM +00:00

r31 that'd be evil. And perfect. Especially if Ivanka has to take care of him herself, due to an odd clause in his will.

--Anonymous
replies 32Dec 5, 2017 6:32 AM +00:00

Hillary. I would go into absolute mourning.

--Anonymous
replies 33Dec 5, 2017 7:08 AM +00:00

Obamu! I will jump for joy and praise the lord

--Anonymous
replies 34Dec 5, 2017 7:49 AM +00:00

Don't forget to shoot your gun randomly in the air, r34! Otherwise how will the neighborhood know you're really happy?

--And how else will the baby next door lose its father
replies 35Dec 5, 2017 7:51 AM +00:00
My wish for him is a stroke - something that would leave him paralyzed from the neck down. Where he’s left alert and aware but has to sit there shitting his adult diapers every day for the rest of his miserable life.

He'd have a special gold golf cart fitted with a commode. It would only be decent for Obama and Hillary - beaming with radiant health - to pay him a goodwill visit, on camera. In a spirit of forgiveness. They'd make sure to speak encouraging words slowly and loudly, while also noting that the prison hospital has quite pleasant views. When they walk away after five minutes of quality time, the incapacitated felon can't fail to see and hear them soon share loud laughter, Obama doubling up and slapping his knees, Hillary wiping her eyes. Good times.

--Anonymous
replies 36Dec 5, 2017 8:06 AM +00:00

Lady Gaga

--Anonymous
replies 37Dec 5, 2017 8:24 AM +00:00

Then he would have a rage shit, so fierce that it would be as if a volcano had erupted under his ass! He'd propel himself up through the golf cart roof, shitting all over Ivanka, who was nearby having a mint julep with her tennis instructor Juan (since Jared was sentenced to death for treason), and ruining her best country club outfit. Then, he'd land upside down in a sand pit.

--Anonymous
replies 38Dec 5, 2017 8:25 AM +00:00

Obama

--Anonymous
replies 39Dec 5, 2017 3:48 PM +00:00

My own.

--can you imagine?
replies 40Dec 5, 2017 3:51 PM +00:00

r26 that be dead already.

--Anonymous
replies 41Dec 5, 2017 3:52 PM +00:00

I'm not picking anyone if they died relatively soon after my prediction I would feel responsible.

--Anonymous
replies 42Dec 5, 2017 3:58 PM +00:00

Mamie Van Doren

--Anonymous
replies 43Dec 5, 2017 5:41 PM +00:00
Anna Farris.

This one wouldn't shock me. She has been rumored to have drug and alcohol problems for several years now.

--Anonymous
replies 44Dec 5, 2017 5:47 PM +00:00

Anyone young and in good health.

--Anonymous
replies 45Dec 5, 2017 5:56 PM +00:00

Very famous, relatively young (not yet 65) people known for their attention to health/lack of substance abuse - Madonna, Sarah Jessica Parker, GOOP, Hugh Jackman.

--Anonymous
replies 46Dec 5, 2017 6:03 PM +00:00

Harvey W

--Anonymous
replies 47Dec 6, 2017 2:57 AM +00:00

Ivanka

Jared

Scaramucci

Spicer

--Anonymous
replies 48Dec 6, 2017 4:06 AM +00:00

Gwyneth Paltrow

Jillian Michaels

--Anonymous
replies 49Dec 6, 2017 6:05 PM +00:00

Mr. Spock...oh wait.

Actually I was torn up by Leonard Nimoy's death. Very sexy when young.

--Anonymous
replies 50Dec 6, 2017 6:27 PM +00:00

Anderson Cooper Zac Effron Fred Savage

--Anonymous
replies 51Dec 6, 2017 6:36 PM +00:00

God, I really would flip out if Madonna died. Not so much because I'm a fan, although I am, but because it would be the end of an era in a way; the end of such a huge influence on my youth. Plus, it would be shocking simply because she's such a paragon of health and vitality.

--Don't Die Yet, Madge! PLEASE!!!
replies 52Dec 6, 2017 6:38 PM +00:00

Julie Andrews

Matt Damon

--Anonymous
replies 53Dec 6, 2017 6:59 PM +00:00

Some people claimed they would be shocked by people who are in their 90s dying.

The Queen dying is not shocking. Betty White dying is not shocking. They are already quite aged, living on borrowed time as they say.

No one over 80 dying is "shocking"

--Anonymous
replies 54Dec 7, 2017 5:59 AM +00:00
Mamie Van Doren

She's one million years old so that your not shock me in the least, but sadden me? Absolutely. I know everyone loves Marilyn (and I do too) but Mamie is my favorite of the Ms.

--Anonymous
replies 55Dec 7, 2017 6:04 AM +00:00

your = would

--Anonymous
replies 56Dec 7, 2017 6:04 AM +00:00

Dorothy Kilgallen, I can't imagine Broadway without her.

--Anonymous
replies 57Dec 7, 2017 8:34 AM +00:00