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Do Italian guys really use olive oil to jerk off?

A friend told me this, but I wasn't sure whether he was just pulling my leg.

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--Anonymous
replies 47Nov 29, 2017 5:42 PM +00:00

Imagine it’s been pressed into service since antiquity OP. That - and whatever other unctions they could get their hot little hands on...

Most of them are uncut tho - so probably not as big a thing to lube for wanking. And when I was in Italy ages ago - fifteen years or more - it was really hard to get lube anywhere. Most pharmacias only had one brand, which wasn’t very good and was expensive. Even the saunas only seemed to have condoms - and no lube. I made sure I brought lube from home next couple of times I visited. Olive oil wouldn’t be nearly viscous enough for me!

--Anonymous
replies 1Nov 29, 2017 6:13 PM +00:00

Thank you for your detailed response, r1, but that does verge on over-sharing.

--Anonymous
replies 2Nov 29, 2017 6:29 PM +00:00

Well, it depends if the oil is extra virgin or not. Organic or conventionally grown?

--Anonymous
replies 3Nov 29, 2017 6:38 PM +00:00

Not Sunday sauce?

--Anonymous
replies 4Nov 29, 2017 7:11 PM +00:00

OP, your friend was pulling something but I'm not sure it was your leg. I'd let it slide if I were you.

--Tommy Bagadonuts
replies 5Nov 29, 2017 7:19 PM +00:00

Gabe Kapler's choice would be the coconut variety.

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--Anonymous
replies 6Nov 29, 2017 7:22 PM +00:00

First Cold Pressed

--Anonymous
replies 7Nov 29, 2017 7:24 PM +00:00

OP - Did you also know that the bacterial that starts Pecorino Siciliano is locally harvested smegma?

--Anonymous
replies 8Nov 29, 2017 7:54 PM +00:00

They're uncircumcised, OP. They don't use lube.

--Anonymous
replies 9Nov 29, 2017 7:55 PM +00:00

I used Wesson as a gayling.

--True story
replies 10Nov 29, 2017 8:42 PM +00:00

I used marinara as a boy.

--Anonymous
replies 11Nov 29, 2017 10:35 PM +00:00

Most have foreskin and do not need lube, however I have used it as lube to fuck more than one Italian man.

--Anonymous
replies 12Nov 29, 2017 10:53 PM +00:00

bump

--Anonymous
replies 13Nov 30, 2017 12:54 AM +00:00

Don't know about Italians but I'm Italy-adjacent and I've always used extra virgin olive oil to masturbate. Has just the right amount of slip and keeps my (cut) knob looking youthful. Tried coconut oil and shea butter but the smell and the slip just weren't right for me.

--Anonymous
replies 14Nov 30, 2017 1:32 AM +00:00

OP, I don't think it's your,leg,that he's pulling.

--Anonymous
replies 15Nov 30, 2017 2:24 AM +00:00

I find that Alfredo Sauce will work in a pinch.

--Anonymous
replies 16Nov 30, 2017 2:35 AM +00:00

Yeah, I use olive oil when I masturbate. On good days I add some garlic and rosemary! You should try it.

--Signor Masturbarsi
replies 17Nov 30, 2017 2:41 AM +00:00

They also fuck eggplants, so this isn't too far off base.

--Anonymous
replies 18Nov 30, 2017 2:50 AM +00:00

Anything but clam sauce.

--Anonymous
replies 19Nov 30, 2017 2:54 AM +00:00

...this is what passes for wit?

--Anonymous
replies 20Nov 30, 2017 3:25 AM +00:00

I wrappa mine ina pancetta!

--Guido
replies 21Nov 30, 2017 3:28 AM +00:00
...this is what passes for wit?

Absolutely not, R20!

Instead, your intellectually stimulating, highbrow posts about the "Avengers" movie is what every DL poster should strive towards.

--Anonymous
replies 22Nov 30, 2017 4:00 AM +00:00

Olive oil is bad because it drips leaving a permanent stain on the sheets.

--Anonymous
replies 23Nov 30, 2017 6:35 AM +00:00

lol R23

--Anonymous
replies 24Nov 30, 2017 8:39 AM +00:00

Call Pratesi, R23, and ask them what type pf unguent they recommend to their customers.

--Anonymous
replies 25Nov 30, 2017 9:05 AM +00:00

You know you've gone to a cheap trick's house when he brings out the vaseline

--Anonymous
replies 26Nov 30, 2017 10:29 AM +00:00

Olive oil is OK. But nothing beats Astroglide!

--Anonymous
replies 27Nov 30, 2017 10:47 AM +00:00

Astroglide doesn't drip and stain the sheets.

--Anonymous
replies 28Nov 30, 2017 10:53 AM +00:00

But can you use it to saute your battuto, R28?

--Anonymous
replies 29Nov 30, 2017 10:55 AM +00:00

yep

--Anonymous
replies 30Nov 30, 2017 5:09 PM +00:00

.

--Anonymous
replies 31Dec 1, 2017 7:10 AM +00:00

I won't lie. I used to steal the olive oil from the kitchen sometimes. Worked like a charm!

Only in the shower, though!

--Anonymous
replies 32Dec 2, 2017 12:30 PM +00:00

Yes, OP. And Frenchmen use butter and Germans use lard and Americans use Crisco.

--Anonymous
replies 33Dec 2, 2017 12:31 PM +00:00

And Canadians use maple syrup.

--Anonymous
replies 34Dec 2, 2017 12:39 PM +00:00

We don't need goddamn gross lube to jack off. We have silky smooth foreskin gliding up and down.

--Most men in the world
replies 35Dec 2, 2017 12:44 PM +00:00

Do Inuit use seal fat?

--Anonymous
replies 36Dec 2, 2017 2:51 PM +00:00

Touché R22!

I seem to remember some white-trash index quiz somewhere - and one of the questions was ‘do you ever use foodstuffs in the bedroom?’

So that would make a lot of Italian olive-oil masturbators pretty trashy...

--Anonymous
replies 37Dec 2, 2017 5:55 PM +00:00

I always used Popeye

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--Bluto
replies 38Dec 2, 2017 9:29 PM +00:00

No, the majority of us are not cut and still have our foreskin and there's no need for lube.

As far as anal sex lubes go you can easily buy them online or in a store.

--Anonymous
replies 39Dec 6, 2017 10:58 AM +00:00

What would you expect them to use, OP, pesto sauce?

--Anonymous
replies 40Dec 6, 2017 11:03 AM +00:00

I heard Danny Pintauro almost caused a fire at a laundromat when he washed his underwear for this reason.

--Anonymous
replies 41Dec 6, 2017 11:04 AM +00:00

My Rocco no choke-a da chicken, mai! He no finocchio neither! He a red-blooded Italiano boy! He love-a how do you say da pinka taco!

--Mama DiSpirito
replies 42Dec 6, 2017 11:09 AM +00:00

No, it doesn't blend well with the smegma.

--Anonymous
replies 43Dec 6, 2017 11:45 AM +00:00

I’ve jerked-off with olive oil for years, now.

--Irish-Italian
replies 44Dec 6, 2017 11:55 AM +00:00

I guess it's ok if you're going to TOSS A SALAD.

--Anonymous
replies 45Dec 6, 2017 1:12 PM +00:00

I spanka da monkey with any kinda oil I cana get my hands on.

--Anonymous
replies 46Dec 6, 2017 1:14 PM +00:00

I've used it for fucking. We did it in the kitchen natch. It was real Italian olive oil not the fake Spanish.

--Anonymous
replies 47Dec 6, 2017 1:34 PM +00:00