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replies 207Nov 24, 2017 4:28 PM +00:00

The original thread.

a Showdown Between Heroes, Healers & Hustlers: Meet the Castaways
the DataLounge
replies 1Nov 24, 2017 4:29 PM +00:00

I'll only declare this season bore if Lauren wins.

replies 2Nov 25, 2017 5:21 AM +00:00

You mean boring? I quite like Lauren.

replies 3Nov 25, 2017 9:12 AM +00:00

I dont mind Lauren, she may not set the world on fire with her sparkling personality but at least she speaks and is involved in the game. JP, who has contributed a nice body and not one other thing, is boring. What happened with his "power couple" romance with Ashley? Did that fizzle out? Is he so dull it's not worth any air time? Did she clap eyes on Devon and forget JP exists?

replies 4Nov 25, 2017 10:50 AM +00:00

Is the bulldyke going to win?

replies 5Nov 26, 2017 10:52 AM +00:00

I wouldn't be surprised if Lauren is in the final 3, but don't think she will win even if she is. I'm guessing the final 3 will be Ben, Lauren and Chrissy, with Ben winning.

replies 6Nov 26, 2017 1:43 PM +00:00

JP needs to be eliminated before finale so we can see a whole ponderosa dedicated to him

replies 7Nov 27, 2017 4:14 AM +00:00

In Cole Medders exit interview he revealed that Mike put a fake idol around Joe's neck at tribal council, why on Earth they didn't show this on the show is beyond me.

“It wasn’t shown, but Mike pulled out his idol before the votes happened and put it around his neck,” reveals Cole. “And he also had a fake idol at Tribal Council that he put around Joe’s neck.” That’s right, it seems the Sex Doctor also has a flair for the dramatic and had continued to collect materials for his fake idol, including a real idol note.

“He had been collecting tassels off the tribe flags and had created a fake idol and kept the write-up for Joe’s past idol that he had played and wrapped it up in that to make it look like a legit idol,” says Cole. “It looked real. It definitely convinced everyone, I think. Once they put those two idols around their necks, that’s when everyone went, ‘Okay, guys. The plan is still the same: vote out Cole.”

Cole says the sex doctor showed his real and fake idol before the vote, and sheds light on other things not seen on the show
replies 8Nov 27, 2017 8:26 AM +00:00

WARNING this week is a double episode so it will be two hours for those of you who record and watch later.

replies 9Nov 27, 2017 8:28 AM +00:00

They probably didn't show it because Joe and Mike are most likely getting voted out very soon and want the end gamers to look better strategically.

replies 10Nov 27, 2017 8:38 AM +00:00

Ben is fucking hot

replies 11Nov 27, 2017 8:45 AM +00:00

I really wanted JP and Cole to share a shower on that yacht. Just sayin'.

replies 12Nov 27, 2017 10:06 AM +00:00

A *tiny* shower, please.

replies 13Nov 27, 2017 10:09 AM +00:00

Screw that. I want to see JP and Cole flip-flop fucking each other!!

replies 14Nov 27, 2017 12:46 PM +00:00

JP and Cole bonded A LOT off screen doing mountain climbing and outdoor "stuff". JP is also ready to throw the IC to save his boyfriend and form an alliance with him had he survived the TC. #JPole

Kinky Chrissy's BDSM side is revealed when she choked Cole with his buff and forcibly pulled his pants down.

Survivor: Heroes v. Healers v. Hustlers is here! Every week, Parade’s Mike Bloom will bring you interviews with the castaway most recently voted off of the island.Coming into the Heroes v. Healers v. Hustlers merge, Cole Medders compared the new phase of the game to a situation he was very familiar with: rock climbing. Alliances [...]
--JPole 💙
replies 15Nov 27, 2017 11:13 PM +00:00

UGH, I hate when they get all 28 Days later-y.

replies 16Nov 28, 2017 3:32 AM +00:00

Is Lauren a dyke?

replies 17Nov 28, 2017 5:27 AM +00:00
Is Lauren a dyke?

Wow and I thought I had lousy gaydar.

replies 18Nov 28, 2017 5:53 AM +00:00

R15 I wish they showed the idol altercation the way he told it, showing Chrissy's lying and ruthlessness.

replies 19Nov 28, 2017 4:14 PM +00:00

I am so thankful for DVR's as Survivor is on at the same time as The Vikings new season premiers on the History Channel. Now I just have to decide which to watch live.

replies 20Nov 28, 2017 5:05 PM +00:00
UGH, I hate when they get all 28 Days later-y.

I’m the opposite. It’s when they show up at the live reunion show looking a bit puffy in the face after carb loading that I lose interest.

replies 21Nov 28, 2017 5:39 PM +00:00

Ryan should have taken the peanut butter and chocolate, he can't win a reward for nothing.

replies 22Nov 29, 2017 3:33 PM +00:00

I don't get why Lauren, Ben, Devon and Ashley feel they have to make a move against their own alliance now. They could still have gone after Mike and Joe and once they are gone concentrate on Ryan, Chrissy and JP.

They eliminate either Chrissy, Ryan or JP now and the those that remain team up with Mike and Joe and it is 4 against 4, doesn't make any sense to do it now.

replies 23Nov 29, 2017 3:37 PM +00:00

Glad to see the old lady and the bug/bird man get knocked down a few pegs.

Yes, Lauren said “blowed up.” And she’s a parent. And she probably votes. Welcome to Trump’s America.

replies 24Nov 29, 2017 4:16 PM +00:00

So now Chrissy is safe, if Ryan plays his idol, someone else has to go home. They made their move too early.

replies 25Nov 29, 2017 4:34 PM +00:00

Lauren is such a snake.

replies 26Nov 29, 2017 4:43 PM +00:00


replies 27Nov 29, 2017 4:45 PM +00:00

Sucky night but nice to see Cole hanging low in those trousers on jury.

WHY can't this show add some new twists instead of just the same puzzles and tricks every week? Are they trying to get it cancelled?

replies 28Nov 29, 2017 4:59 PM +00:00

I'm also getting tired of the same old tropical island scene.

replies 29Nov 29, 2017 5:02 PM +00:00

They should should have an inner city Survivor. Survivor Camden 2019

replies 30Nov 29, 2017 5:10 PM +00:00

Or Survivor Aleppo 2020

replies 31Nov 29, 2017 5:12 PM +00:00

JP, considering this was his boot episode, had zero scenes in tonight’s show. He’s just that dull.

replies 32Nov 29, 2017 5:18 PM +00:00

They should have it in some place spectacular, like Mt. St. Michele in France.
replies 33Nov 29, 2017 5:20 PM +00:00

Have they started posting anything about going to the camp where they hold the jurors? Usually there is video of them entering the camp and talking about the game.

replies 34Nov 29, 2017 6:13 PM +00:00

JP is super dull, agreed, but I'm going to miss his hairy tits SO MUCH.

replies 35Nov 29, 2017 6:27 PM +00:00

JP was dull but brutally hot.

This blindside to me felt... forced? Was it really needed? It just felt pointless, like a producer thought it up. They were so pleased with themselves but I was just like, shrug. Who cares. Now everyone is at odds, and for what. Ryan and Chrissy just aren’t that much of a threat and now Lauren and her crew lose their votes. Lame.

replies 36Nov 29, 2017 6:47 PM +00:00

Everyone at odds is a whole lot more entertaining to watch than a safe alliance of seven.

replies 37Nov 29, 2017 6:53 PM +00:00

I think JP is probably a really lousy lay.

replies 38Nov 29, 2017 8:05 PM +00:00
I don't get why Lauren, Ben, Devon and Ashley feel they have to make a move against their own alliance now. They could still have gone after Mike and Joe and once they are gone concentrate on Ryan, Chrissy and JP....They eliminate either Chrissy, Ryan or JP now and the those that remain team up with Mike and Joe and it is 4 against 4, doesn't make any sense to do it now.

It seemed like a game of chicken. (Is that what it's called?) ...where they wanted to strike at the threesome, before the threesome used Mike and/or Joe against them.

I'm more intrigued about Devon's plan for Ben to become a double agent. I think it's a kernel of a good idea, but (a) how can you trust Ben to play both sides... it gives him access to flip back on you later; and (b) why put Ben in that power position instead of suggesting yourself for that role?

I liked that Ashley made an effort to strike against Ben tonight, but was disappointed she didn't follow through. (I'm guessing she couldn't get Devon to go along.) I think it would have been the right move for her.

replies 39Nov 29, 2017 8:14 PM +00:00

Wish they'd voted off whatshisname the stickman.

replies 40Nov 29, 2017 9:09 PM +00:00

No more attractive people to look at 😭😭

replies 41Nov 29, 2017 9:11 PM +00:00

I'm literally annoyed with everyone remaining on this show. I can't believe I'm only rooting for Chrissy now..

replies 42Nov 29, 2017 9:13 PM +00:00

I was rooting for Devon but his extreme smugness tonight killed that.

Up until this point I had loathed Joe with the heat of a thousand suns but found myself cheering him on and hoping he'd make it to the million dollars because the others were so god awful tonight.

replies 43Nov 29, 2017 10:45 PM +00:00

Ryan makes my peen shoot out white stuff.

replies 44Nov 29, 2017 11:42 PM +00:00
JP, considering this was his boot episode, had zero scenes in tonight’s show. He’s just that dull.

Oh my GAWD, He really is. More so than the average, hot straight guy. I wonder what it’s like to have a conversation with him. Like...would the sex even be worth it.

replies 45Nov 30, 2017 12:36 AM +00:00

I'm glad Joe is gone. He was too smug for me.

replies 46Nov 30, 2017 1:59 AM +00:00

JP was hot but I agree, was not the most exciting contestant. I would like Christy to win, but i dont think that will happen. I think we are looking at a devon or lauren win.

replies 47Nov 30, 2017 3:01 AM +00:00

Devon is the new smug Joe. He's behaving like he some kind of mastermind. Meanwhile he could barely spell invulnerable while looking right at Chrissy's puzzle.

replies 48Nov 30, 2017 3:01 AM +00:00

The only decent person left is Ashley.

replies 49Nov 30, 2017 3:17 AM +00:00

I’m glad that asshole Joe got voted out. Ha ha.

replies 50Nov 30, 2017 4:17 AM +00:00

They are going to be sorry for not taking out Ben when they had the opportunity.

I'm a decent speller and I have never hear the word "invulnerable".

I've only watched one other season of survivor. Do women ever beat men in the finals? Like on Big brother, it has only happened once.

replies 51Nov 30, 2017 5:07 AM +00:00

R49 ASHLEY??! I told you stop trolling DL! You're not "decent" lol

replies 52Nov 30, 2017 5:07 AM +00:00

The producers are just being extra MEAN to JP. He didn't even have a single confessional this episode, let alone an exit confessional. Whatever did JP do to deserve such cruelty??

replies 53Nov 30, 2017 5:10 AM +00:00
Have they started posting anything about going to the camp where they hold the jurors? Usually there is video of them entering the camp and talking about the game.

Yes R34 they have, scroll down at the below link to the Ponderosa videos.

Offsite Link
replies 54Nov 30, 2017 6:24 AM +00:00

JP's Ponderosa video, he talks more in this video than the did the whole season, but while he is great to look at he is still a really dull boring person. He lost 22 pounds of weight.

Watch what happens when the latest cast-off from Survivor: Heroes Vs. Healers Vs. Hustlers heads to Ponderosa to join the rest of the jury and reflect on their experience. Watch Survivor: Heroes Vs. Healers Vs. Hustlers on Wednesdays at 8/7c on CBS and CBS All Access.
replies 55Nov 30, 2017 6:53 AM +00:00

Ben and Bugman and Chrissy and Lauren are all awful. I’m rooting against all of them.

Since it would embarrass them if the rat-faced man wins, I’m rooting for the urologist.

Ben is a former marine with PTSD in case you didn’t know that by the show’s 1,0000 references to it.

replies 56Nov 30, 2017 8:08 AM +00:00

Is it my imagination? After years of watching Survivor, I've finally realized that, with a few exceptions, hot guys rarely even make it to the jury.

replies 57Nov 30, 2017 8:22 AM +00:00

r51 - yes - plenty of women have won "Survivor" including frequent instances where they face a man before the final jury.

replies 58Nov 30, 2017 8:30 AM +00:00

I'm glad I wasn't the only one put off by Devon tonight. I gasped when he said Lauren was almost as smart as him. While Lauren is surely not a Rhodes scholar, what exactly has Devon done to demonstrate expert game play or vast intelligence? It's pretty clear Ryan chose him as an ally because he figured he was smarter than Devon and it was Ben that had to inform Devon that Ryan wasn't trustworthy. This secret agent plan is about the most we've seen from Devon and it doesn't even really put in him a power position. I don't want him to win the way that guy "Fabio" won his season. I don't like a lot of the people left but almost all of them deserve to win the show more than Devon.

replies 59Nov 30, 2017 9:03 AM +00:00

R51 invulnerable is not some fancy word, it's pretty standard.

replies 60Nov 30, 2017 9:18 AM +00:00

JP may be bad in bed, but I'm willing to find out I didn't find him dull in his Ponderosa video. He reminds me of typical low key straight guys. Des thought he wasn't dealing with his blindside. My BIL is a firefighter, and I know several others, and most of them deal with things similarly. They keep adversity in check and don't "process" it with others. I like his attitude and outlook.

My take on his lack of screen presence is that he didn't become one of Probst's typical bros or man crushes. He played a chill game and Jeffy didn't like it. I don't think we saw him speak for the prior three episodes which is uncommon. Something was up with that, not just that he was boring.

replies 61Nov 30, 2017 9:56 AM +00:00

God, Ben and his family spiel. Get him off now!

--soooo fucking Mark Burnett
replies 62Nov 30, 2017 9:59 AM +00:00
My take on his lack of screen presence is that he didn't become one of Probst's typical bros or man crushes. He played a chill game and Jeffy didn't like it.


replies 63Nov 30, 2017 10:24 AM +00:00
I didn't find him dull in his Ponderosa video. He reminds me of typical low key straight guys.

R61 did you watch Cole's and Joe's Ponderosa videos? Those two straight guys spoke with emotion, you could see and hear enjoyment and sadness in their videos. JP was only interesting in his video because that is the most I have heard him talk all game, but he did it in a monotone, I don't really give a shit video. The closest JP came to showing emotion was when he found out he lost 22 lbs not 10 as he expected. I am not hating on JP, he was great eye candy, he just wasn't great TV.

replies 64Nov 30, 2017 12:45 PM +00:00

JP just didn't give them anything to show.

Usually the women are ignored over the men, but there have been invisible male players too. Bret from Samoa and Carter from Philippines come to mind right away. Neither of them had much personality either.

replies 65Nov 30, 2017 1:24 PM +00:00

They don't put a bunch of potential winners on the show. They put some A type personalities to fight it out, at least one nutbag and some hotties to loiter in the background. Clearly that's why Cole and JP were put on the show. Maybe Devon was too, but he's stepped up and contributed even if he's giving himself more props than he deserves at the moment. If JP wanted the limelight he needed to speak or have some insights, maybe do a bit of plotting and scheming. He didn't so he gets no air time.

replies 66Nov 30, 2017 1:48 PM +00:00

Good lord, R51. "Invulnerable" is a very common word. And what does spelling ability have to do with not ever hearing of a word? That makes no sense.

replies 67Nov 30, 2017 8:12 PM +00:00

R67 R48 talked about someone not being able to spell invulnerable in a challenge. I'm assuming one where you had to use letters to form a word, I didn't watch the full episode, so I didn't see the actual challenge.

Like I've said, I don't think I've ever heard of it, and I read quite a bit.

replies 68Nov 30, 2017 10:01 PM +00:00
JP just didn't give them anything to show.

Yeah, I think this is more like it. I think he was trying to stay on the DL. He seemed like a completely different in the Ponderosa.

How badly do you think they smell? When he was talking to that guy in the tent with his legs spread, that's all I could think about.

replies 69Dec 1, 2017 12:51 AM +00:00

JP smells “down there”.

replies 70Dec 2, 2017 1:49 AM +00:00

R61 going by this interview. You're right. Probst doesn't have a lot of good things to say about JP

The executive producer and host tells THR all about the new secrets and alliances, and bids farewell to the two newest members of the jury.
The Hollywood Reporter
replies 71Dec 2, 2017 2:58 AM +00:00

I am crushed that JP has gone . Does anyone has JP's number or Home address? If yes please help me .

Aso do you think he dabbles in gay sex or at least will mind an occasional brojob ?

After all a mouth is a mouth

replies 72Dec 2, 2017 9:47 AM +00:00

R72 I have a feeling JP might have already some experience with another dude

replies 73Dec 2, 2017 10:52 AM +00:00

I don't know r73, I read somewhere part of the reason the other contestants found him boring is because he's girl obsessed, the gym and girls are all he talked about.

replies 74Dec 2, 2017 11:26 AM +00:00

"How badly do you think they smell? "

Oh, dear!

--Bad to the Bone
replies 75Dec 2, 2017 11:46 AM +00:00

Jeff hates it when contestants don't live up to their promise r71. Clearly JP is never going to be asked back.

replies 76Dec 2, 2017 6:59 PM +00:00

I doubt JP wants to return. He even stated he wa looking forward to new adventures, so Survivor is "Been There, Done That." I stand by the thought that he is not boring, just low key. He might excel in something like The Amazing Race where his skills, rather than social game, are more important. -R61

replies 77Dec 2, 2017 7:52 PM +00:00

Crissy said nice thing about JP

Much love to JP - he and I spent 27 days straight together, every tribe, swap, and challenge team. He is a beautiful person, thoughtful, gentle, brave, strong, funny, incredibly caring, and a ray of sunshine. Miss his smile in the game already.
replies 78Dec 2, 2017 10:28 PM +00:00

The Survivor producers can throw shade at JP because they didn't like the way he "played". But (1) there is no right way or wrong way to play. Just a couple of seasons ago, Michelle won by basically being nice to everyone, not being a threat, and just playing a strong social game. And (2) they cast him. During casting was JP a huge, colorful, boisterous player who talked about making big moves? I doubt it.

I get that they didn't show much of him on the show because his gameplay wasn't the most interesting. But to not give him any final words after his eviction, and limit his post-show press (according to Rob Cesternino, who didn't do a RHAP interview with him) is rude and unfair.

I'm not even a fan of his, although he was wonderful to look at. But it just seems like they're shitting all over him when he did nothing wrong.

replies 79Dec 3, 2017 3:35 AM +00:00

May be Miss Jeff Probst had hard on for him and he didn't reciprocate him

replies 80Dec 3, 2017 3:58 AM +00:00

Jeffy digs alpha dudebro dick and gets off when they play the way he wants them to. These guys get his seal of approval very jock/frat-like be being called by their last name throughout the season. I don't recall him ever doing that with any woman that dominated.

There's no way JP was out there 30 days and gave them nothing. He even mentioned how he consistently caught fish and fed his tribes. Being a provider/challenge threat who is then blindsided always makes the cut. Again, the fact he was almost invisible the last 3-4 episodes, along with Jeffy's comments and what was mentioned by R79 tells me something went down. And it wasn't Miss Probst on JP's cock, much to her obvious irritation.

JP's demeanor suggests he is probably very chill about the whole thing. He got an adventure millions want, but few have had. Peachy (Shoutout to the TWoP fans!) will ignore him at the finale.

replies 81Dec 3, 2017 4:42 AM +00:00


replies 82Dec 3, 2017 5:30 AM +00:00

“During casting was JP a huge, colorful, boisterous player who talked about making big moves?”

Yes. This is why Jeff is disappointed in JP’s “bait and switch” performance on the show.

Quiet, low-key people don’t make it through the audition process on any reality TV show.

replies 83Dec 3, 2017 5:45 AM +00:00
Yes. This is why Jeff is disappointed in JP’s “bait and switch” performance on the show. Quiet, low-key people don’t make it through the audition process on any reality TV show.

Link? The only comments on JP's casting from Jeff that I've been able to find (from the article linked above):

When he first came in [for casting], he was very confident. He's a very likable guy. He's a fireman. He's clearly chosen a profession that's dangerous and heroic. But when I saw him on the boat this morning, I did have a feeling... is this a guy who is still young enough that he's used to being the alpha? He's good-looking. He probably gets lots of attention from women. He's charming; guys want to be around him. He's a fireman. That will open a lot of doors. And on Survivor? No one cares. In fact, those are three reasons to get rid of you.

So my impression is that they cast him because he was good-looking, confident, athletic, charming, and has an interesting and heroic occupation. But no mention of a bait-and-switch, or of JP claiming to be something he isn't. Jeff isn't afraid to go there, he's commented in the past when someone acts completely different between casting and gameplay. (Rick from South Pacific comes to mind.)

I'm sure they may have thought that a good-looking, confident, charming, athletic guy would make for good TV. But often those attributes don't come across on screen, or if they do, they still might not be enough to make someone compelling to watch.

replies 84Dec 3, 2017 6:20 AM +00:00

Miss Jeff Probst is bi ?

I am comparative new viewer of this show. Can seasonal viewers shed more light on this ?

replies 85Dec 3, 2017 6:28 AM +00:00

R85 The DL answer is "he's probably gay. Isn't everyone?"

The real answer is he's only been known to date women, whether he's 100% straight is unknown, but some believe he's probably not. There's no evidence, but some are suspicious .

replies 86Dec 3, 2017 10:14 AM +00:00

Who knows what Probst is into, but he always seems to favor the alpha males so much more than the women or less aggressive men, that it gives the impression to some that he likes dick.

replies 87Dec 3, 2017 6:33 PM +00:00

If I hear another "How my wife saves my Marine's ass which was sacrificed during and after war every day " from Ben that I will throw a big hissy

replies 88Dec 5, 2017 8:24 AM +00:00

I’m sick of fat Ben’s Marine stories too. Suck it up already.

And Ryan looks like he’s on Survivor: Auschwitz. I have to look away.

Lastly, JP’s juicy nipples. That is all.

replies 89Dec 5, 2017 8:49 AM +00:00

i think devon has such a beautiful face. the eyes the skin tone the hair the lips, it all lends itself so well to the tropical lighting. i dig ben too. he's sexy as hell.

replies 90Dec 5, 2017 8:51 AM +00:00

LA surfers tend to go far on Survivor..

--Fabio, Ozzy, Devon... cowabunga dude!
replies 91Dec 5, 2017 2:04 PM +00:00

Ugly nerds go pretty far, too

replies 92Dec 5, 2017 2:12 PM +00:00

--And Ryan looks like he’s on Survivor: Auschwitz. I have to look away.

Ha ha, I said to my partner on Thursday that Ryan looks like he just escaped from a concentration camp

replies 93Dec 5, 2017 8:26 PM +00:00

JPole is real!! They totally fucked that night lawl ❤

Maybe the reason why JP(Jeff Probst) doesnt like JP is because he got to fuck Cole

117 points and 21 comments so far on reddit
replies 94Dec 5, 2017 9:24 PM +00:00

I only just discovered that JP didnt vote for Cole?? Aww.. 😍😍 Can they just get married and do "it" in front of my salad?

replies 95Dec 5, 2017 9:28 PM +00:00

I thought I was the only one who thought they LITERALLY looked like Sean Cody models

replies 96Dec 5, 2017 9:33 PM +00:00
Maybe the reason why JP(Jeff Probst) doesnt like JP is because he got to fuck Cole

Yeah...that’s it.

replies 97Dec 6, 2017 12:56 AM +00:00

JP & Cole caught by Probst.

Offsite Link
replies 98Dec 6, 2017 3:01 AM +00:00

Oop sorry wrong link

Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet.
replies 99Dec 6, 2017 3:03 AM +00:00

Time to wrap this up and hand the money to the military man in order to appease Trump-loving viewers.

When is the finale?

replies 100Dec 6, 2017 12:41 PM +00:00

Chrissy is a cunt

replies 101Dec 6, 2017 3:19 PM +00:00

These people don't all seem to have the same distance, some of their arms are slack while others are completely extended.

replies 102Dec 6, 2017 3:31 PM +00:00

Ryan the bellhop has those sexy moves

replies 103Dec 6, 2017 3:33 PM +00:00

I'd bone Ryan.

replies 104Dec 6, 2017 3:36 PM +00:00

The marble “game”was incredibly lame and underwhelming.

replies 105Dec 6, 2017 3:42 PM +00:00

Ben still has an idol no one else knows about.

replies 106Dec 6, 2017 3:54 PM +00:00

Joe is so sexy. I’d be crawling into his Ponderosa tent, lubed and ready to please.

replies 107Dec 6, 2017 3:54 PM +00:00

Dumb Lauren is so dumb.

replies 108Dec 6, 2017 3:57 PM +00:00

Ben has a 2nd idol???

replies 109Dec 6, 2017 4:00 PM +00:00

If Lauren had had an ounce worth of sense she would have voted for someone else, but at least she admitted she was dumb.

replies 110Dec 6, 2017 4:00 PM +00:00

Okay so if I am correct, there are no found idols in anyone's possession, but there will probably be a new one hidden.

replies 111Dec 6, 2017 4:02 PM +00:00

R106 says Ben has a 2nd idol. Is that correct?

replies 112Dec 6, 2017 4:03 PM +00:00

I loved that Mike threw his half of Lauren’s idol in the fire.

replies 113Dec 6, 2017 4:04 PM +00:00
[R106] says Ben has a 2nd idol. Is that correct?

Spoiler Alert if you haven't yet seen tonight's episode

Ben "had" a second idol which he played tonight, sending Lauren home.

There are no more idols being held by anyone as of the end of tonight's episode.

Survivor might hide one more after tonight.

replies 114Dec 6, 2017 4:18 PM +00:00

They really need to stop with the idol nonsense and cut them out of the game completely

replies 115Dec 6, 2017 5:42 PM +00:00

Let's guess how many minutes into next week's episode it will take for Ben to "find" another idol.

I say 8 minutes, tops.

replies 116Dec 6, 2017 6:02 PM +00:00

They should've called this Survivor: Stupid People

Lauren let's people know she has an extra vote AND an immunity idol

Mile throws half the idol away (and votes for Ben)

Ben targets Christie to find a fake hidden immunity idol

I'm thinking half the jury will abstain from voting for a winner.

I'm thinking Ben would be the villain of whatever final three there is.

I'd like to see Devon and Ashley make it to the three with either Chrissie or Ryan.

I am not loving Dr. Mike ......... he's been a buffoon and is just making it further because other targets have been bigger.

At this point the jury is Healer heavy so he'll probably get voted out to the jury soon enough. And two of the '7' have been blind sided so they can't be counted on NOT to vote for Mike as well.

replies 117Dec 6, 2017 6:07 PM +00:00

If there is one lesson to be learned, season after season, is that you DONT tell anyone if you have an idol or an advantage. When will they learn this???

replies 118Dec 6, 2017 6:22 PM +00:00

Ben won’t be portrayed as a villain. He’s a white male military veteran. Mark Burnett will ensure that Ben’s dirty deeds are portrayed as heroic and brave and strong and true. He did it all for his beautiful wife and baby daughter and for Jesus, etc., etc.

replies 119Dec 6, 2017 6:27 PM +00:00

I love me some Chrissy.

Rooting for her for the win.

replies 120Dec 6, 2017 6:35 PM +00:00

Yeah, if Ben ends up winning, I swear I may give up on the show. It's all feeling like "Groundhog Day" as is (or, worse, "Hell's Kitchen" which feels almost literally like the same episode every week).

replies 121Dec 6, 2017 6:39 PM +00:00

I liked the show a lot better when they had to live on whatever food they formatted, and there were no hidden immunity idols.

--Watching them starve
replies 122Dec 6, 2017 6:43 PM +00:00

Yeah. I usually look forward to this series but this season has been a slog. I really don't care who wins so have at it folks.

replies 123Dec 6, 2017 6:55 PM +00:00

I hope Ben wins. He has always been my favorite!

replies 124Dec 6, 2017 7:22 PM +00:00

I hate Trump deplorable Ben!

replies 125Dec 6, 2017 7:57 PM +00:00

Chrissy is an uber cunt and I hope she wins! But you can bet that Burnett will somehow "arrange" for Ben to find an endless stream of idols until the end.

replies 126Dec 6, 2017 8:03 PM +00:00

I'm kind of annoyed with Ben, though at least he got to play the idol correctly.

Ben is getting an edit that suggests he will be eliminated before FTC. Ryan got a quieter edit post merge.

With that in mind, the elimination order next week would be Devon/Mike-Mike/Devon-Ben-Ashl - ey-Ryan-Chrissy.

Desi- Ashley

Devon, Mike- Ryan

Cole, JP, Joe, Lauren, Ben- Chrissy

replies 127Dec 6, 2017 9:55 PM +00:00

R117 Desi might. I dont think Cole or Joe would vote for Mike. Cole doesnt really care that much for Mike and Joe would most likely vote for the person with a better gameplay.

replies 128Dec 6, 2017 9:58 PM +00:00

Oops I'm R127. I think they might get rid of Ashley first, since she's such a physical threat and obviously Ben, Chrissy and Ryan would rather have that necklace around them since theyre big threats. Get Mike on board, and Ashley is out. So I guess Mike gets be on FTC. Update:

Desi- Mike Devon, Ashley- Ryan Cole, JP, Joe, Lauren, Ben- Chrissy

replies 129Dec 6, 2017 10:05 PM +00:00

It doesn't matter if Ashley wins every immunity from here on in, no ones giving her a million bucks. The jury looked at Ben like he was a God. If anyone else wants the million bucks they better get rid of him next week.

replies 130Dec 7, 2017 12:35 AM +00:00

I don't think the jury likes Ben as much as people here think.

At least Joe, Cole and Lauren hate his guts.

replies 131Dec 7, 2017 12:38 AM +00:00

Ben's storyline is being manipulated as a fake winner edit. They always show him as a winner potential accompanied with grandeous background music that no other castaway has. Others also constantly say that he is a HUGE threat. No way he's winning this now.

Reviewing everything, it definetely looks like Chrissy is winning this season

replies 132Dec 7, 2017 12:51 AM +00:00

It seems like Ben is getting the hero edit (my wife, my kids, the country, battling PTSD), but I can't stand him. It seems like they all are afraid to face him in the finals and want to get him out, but the way the editors are making him out to be the greatest, I'm guessing he wins.

I don't dislike Mike, but he's a bad player. Really, really bad. After his play a couple of weeks ago, where he tried to draw votes on himself and play his idol (when he could have kept his mouth shut and held on to it), he has an opportunity to deal with Lauren to earn another idol but throws it in the fire.

Last season, when the final 6 Tribal Council had one person win immunity, FOUR people playing idols, and someone go home without a vote cast, Survivor should have realized there are way too many idols and advantages in the game. Guess they didn't learn anything.

replies 133Dec 7, 2017 12:54 AM +00:00

It would enrage Probst if an old (unfuckable) woman or a “beta” male wins. Of course Ben or even Ashley will win.

replies 134Dec 7, 2017 5:47 AM +00:00

Probst does seem to have an affinity for the strong male figure, but I don't remember him getting upset when Cochran won, they even brought Cochran back last season as a coach on one episode. Not something that would happen if Probst was upset with a winner.

replies 135Dec 7, 2017 7:38 AM +00:00

Chrissy has a good winners edit starting with the puke up front and almost going home save for a rescue she didn't even work for. Rooting for Devon but I think he's too much of a stud to stick around to the end. I was pretty sure he was gone this week based on his on camera interview.

replies 136Dec 7, 2017 8:38 AM +00:00

Why did Ben's wife kiss him with all that stink on his face?..and why did Devon's mum kiss him on the lips?..Eugh

replies 137Dec 7, 2017 8:50 AM +00:00

Cochran was different because he played a good, smart, entertaining game from Day One. Contrast that with Dr. Ratface who might fall back assward into a win. That would enrage Probst.

replies 138Dec 7, 2017 8:53 AM +00:00

Probst loves Cochran.

replies 139Dec 7, 2017 9:02 AM +00:00

Probst likes Dr Mike. He likes when professionals and nerds come on the show, rather than a bunch of yoga instructors and surfers, he thinks it gives the show more credibility. He also likes an underdog because the public like an underdog, it's often good for ratings although I'm not sure it's helping much this time. And Mike is bumbling his way through this and somehow surviving each tribal. Probst loves that too, it keeps Mike in the middle between underdog and possible surprise winner. Plus Mike gets heaps of air time so you know he's a favourite.

replies 140Dec 7, 2017 9:13 AM +00:00

Meanwhile season one winner Richard Hatch, has split from his husband, and plans on getting divorced. Richard tells TMZ ... he and his hubby of 14 years, Emiliano Cabral, are no longer together -- and they're headed to divorce soon.

The guy who won the first season of "Survivor," Richard Hatch, has split from his husband, and plans on getting divorced
replies 141Dec 7, 2017 10:11 AM +00:00

Of course Ben found yet another idol. This shit is so tired.

Time to do away with idols altogether, other than the challenge wins.

replies 142Dec 7, 2017 10:15 AM +00:00

I like the idols and the idol plays. Without them there would be no suspense at tribal.

replies 143Dec 7, 2017 10:16 AM +00:00

For someone who likes to tout his military service, Ben sure comes off like a whiny pussy boy. I fucking hate Mark Burnett.

replies 144Dec 7, 2017 11:36 AM +00:00

I've hated Burnett and Probst and their All-American bullshit agendas since way back when. Remember the reunion when hot model John Kinney was about to speak and that lardass Sarge interrupted and said young Kinney hadn't lived yet and they moved on to fellow fatrass redneck (the one who got kicked off when the all women team saw him giving signals to the men on the other side) who also yacked about his equally fatass wife and kids being the meaning of life -- and left poor John dangling without getting to say a word. I thought then, "You fucks should only hope you could be a handsome young stud like John living the life and traveling all over the world." But that wasn't the Burnett message, then or now.

For such a good show, they sure are assholes.

replies 145Dec 7, 2017 11:43 AM +00:00

The show should not be hosted. Probsts' constant running commentary is boring. The tribals would be so much more interesting if they just sat around calling each other out without Jeff fucking ruining it.

replies 146Dec 7, 2017 11:50 AM +00:00

Might be time to have the last evicted jury member lead the Tribal. Let the juries mix things up along the way with what they knew when evicted. Jeff STEERS way too much and the survivors comply with answers, giving up their game (maybe it's contractural).

replies 147Dec 7, 2017 11:53 AM +00:00

Miss Probst needs to shut the fuck up once in a while.

I always have to FF the episodes with 10 minutes worth of tears for the loved ones.

replies 148Dec 7, 2017 2:11 PM +00:00

I did think it was funny when one of the family members hugged Probst, and he said it was the first time in 30-odd seasons. But, yeah, I spend a LOT of time telling him to upshut -- especially when he says, "Let's get it awwwnnn..." like a frat boy.

--Shut up, Probst
replies 149Dec 7, 2017 2:18 PM +00:00

How can Richard Hatch be getting divorced when he died of a heart attack a few years ago? Chrissy reminds me of an older Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Very smart and resourceful. Ashley or Devin for the win!! They are both beautiful young men.

replies 150Dec 7, 2017 6:19 PM +00:00

I can't believe anyone has a thing for Devin. He is such a stupid clod boy.

replies 151Dec 7, 2017 6:23 PM +00:00

r150 - different Richard Hatch. And did you just call Hasselbitch smart and resourceful?

Gurl, bye.

replies 152Dec 7, 2017 6:34 PM +00:00

I'm a dude.

replies 153Dec 7, 2017 6:36 PM +00:00

This is the first season in which I haven't seen a reliable spoiler boot list. Every other season they've been on either survivorsucks or Reddit. Anyone seen one?

replies 154Dec 7, 2017 6:36 PM +00:00

In what universe is Elizabeth Hasselbeck smart? The bar must be set very low these days.

replies 155Dec 7, 2017 7:01 PM +00:00

R134 Ashley still trolling DL. I see you 👀

replies 156Dec 7, 2017 7:13 PM +00:00

Ashley's not winning, but I would love if she did, because almost no one is picking her.

replies 157Dec 7, 2017 7:15 PM +00:00

This season is pretty boring, but at least there are no annoying returning players. I'd like to fuck Devin, but I want Cunty Chrissy to win.

replies 158Dec 7, 2017 8:46 PM +00:00

I miss the gorgeous Debbie Wanner.
replies 159Dec 7, 2017 8:58 PM +00:00

replies 160Dec 7, 2017 9:02 PM +00:00

Debbie has done every job out there! She’s amazing.

replies 161Dec 8, 2017 1:01 AM +00:00

Drink it in, homos!
replies 162Dec 8, 2017 1:49 AM +00:00

I really want Chrissy to win. She's great.

Can't stand Ben and assume he will be voted out next unless he wins immunity. EVERYONE voted for him. How often do you see an unanimous vote (save Ben's vote) this late in the game. All of the other players should just all write down Ben's name every time until he's gone.

I thought Ryan was getting such a strong edit pre-merge, but he really has faded into the background now. Probst loves Dr. Mike and I'm sure we'll see him again on another season.

I'm surprised by some of the Probst hate here. His cheesy narration and love of the alpha male is one of the main reasons to watch. It's basically camp at this point.

replies 163Dec 8, 2017 1:59 AM +00:00
He also likes an underdog because the public like an underdog, it's often good for ratings although I'm not sure it's helping much this time.

This week's episode of “Survivor” tied “Empire” as the night’s top show in adults 18-49 and was #1 in total viewers by a large margin – it had two million more viewers than the #2 show I"SEAL Team.")

replies 164Dec 8, 2017 3:08 AM +00:00
How can Richard Hatch be getting divorced when he died of a heart attack a few years ago?

R150 You must be thinking of this Richard Hatch

Richard Hatch, star of the original “Battlestar Galactica” and the Syfy remake, died on Tuesday after a battle with pancreatic cancer, his manger confirmed to Variety. He was 71. Hatch …
replies 165Dec 8, 2017 6:26 AM +00:00

Who the hell is the Chrissy fan and why does it like that phony bitch?

replies 166Dec 8, 2017 6:54 AM +00:00

Add me to people who like Chrissy r166. She's like a chihuahua, just barking and aggravating the shit out of everyone and tougher than she looks.

replies 167Dec 8, 2017 9:23 AM +00:00

No way is Chrissy winning. Literally everybody voted out has pretty much confirmed in interviews how hated she is.

replies 168Dec 8, 2017 9:33 AM +00:00

I think everyone on this thread has already forgotten cute little redhead Patrick and his big sexy ass

replies 169Dec 8, 2017 9:37 AM +00:00

Thanks R162 I just threw up a little in my mouth. Oops, make that a lot!

--Every gay man in the world
replies 170Dec 8, 2017 10:50 AM +00:00

R165 Yum! Original Philip on All My Children. On Battlestar, he and Starbuck were almost certainly fuck buddies.

replies 171Dec 8, 2017 10:52 AM +00:00

R169, Great, now I have PTSD

replies 172Dec 8, 2017 12:36 PM +00:00

why R172, You didn't like that redhead ?

replies 173Dec 8, 2017 12:44 PM +00:00

R168 And most of those people never made the jury. Only Desi have.

The producers could easily have villainize Chrissy's character but they did not. Ben, on the other hand, is being set up as the mock winner.

replies 174Dec 9, 2017 1:42 AM +00:00

No r173, and now I've been triggered. I'd run into the ocean to cleanse my mind of his crazy unhinged eyes but it's a 30 minute drive, so I'll just have to soldier on as best I can.

replies 175Dec 9, 2017 1:54 AM +00:00

Debbie’s pussy smelled! Ick.

replies 176Dec 9, 2017 2:02 AM +00:00


replies 177Dec 9, 2017 2:48 AM +00:00

Don't forget there are a bunch of morons on the jury.

replies 178Dec 9, 2017 4:19 AM +00:00

Go Chrissy!

replies 179Dec 9, 2017 5:14 AM +00:00

Love sexy Ben, hope he wins

replies 180Dec 9, 2017 5:51 AM +00:00

We know, Miss Probst @r180.

The tears that will ensue with a vet family man winning will be an epic finale.

replies 181Dec 9, 2017 6:00 AM +00:00

Miss Probst eats his wife’s pussy.

replies 182Dec 9, 2017 6:31 AM +00:00

Ben has beautiful eyes and looks sexy as fuck during tribal councils. In the daylight he’s hit and miss. Then he opens his mouth...

replies 183Dec 9, 2017 6:41 AM +00:00

Devon gets my peen hard.

replies 184Dec 9, 2017 7:00 AM +00:00

Chrissy's pussy stinks!

replies 185Dec 9, 2017 7:02 AM +00:00

Dating ❤

2,961 Likes, 108 Comments - J Cole Medders (@cole_medders) on Instagram: “A little lunch, bro time, and mountain climbing. We may not of won survivor but we crushed the…”
replies 186Dec 9, 2017 9:05 PM +00:00

so hot

replies 187Dec 10, 2017 1:05 AM +00:00

"We may not of won Survivor"

--Oh, dear
replies 188Dec 10, 2017 2:39 AM +00:00

How many planted idols will it take to get Ben to final 3?

replies 189Dec 10, 2017 4:26 AM +00:00

When is the last time a woman "found" a hidden idol??

replies 190Dec 10, 2017 9:49 AM +00:00

Burnett probably has production assistants tossing idols in Ben's path everywhere he walks.

replies 191Dec 10, 2017 9:53 AM +00:00

R190 Lauren?? After Kelley Wentworth.

replies 192Dec 10, 2017 11:24 AM +00:00

I always love it when the guys get so skinny their shorts can't stay up, and we see pubes along their waistbands. Cole, JP and Devon have shown some; Ben has come close. Damned elastic band on Joe's shorts. Dr. Mick eventually showed a good inch of pubes above his shorts during his season; it was so obvious CBS blurred them.

I wonder if the guys realize their bushes are showing, if they are exhibitionists or they are so self-confident it doesn't even register.

replies 193Dec 10, 2017 12:07 PM +00:00

Here's Mike from Redemption Island, R193. Lots of male models are showing pubes in their portfolios nowadays. I'm hoping it becomes a trend.
replies 194Dec 10, 2017 12:12 PM +00:00

How does Ryan not break in half?

replies 195Dec 10, 2017 12:27 PM +00:00

Ben kind of reminds me of porn star Colby Jansen.

replies 196Dec 10, 2017 12:32 PM +00:00

damn, any links to Cole pubes? Devon too.

replies 197Dec 10, 2017 12:39 PM +00:00

You can purchase Devon's pubes through his for fans only twitter site.

replies 198Dec 10, 2017 12:43 PM +00:00

Ben reminds me of a true American hero.

--Miss P
replies 199Dec 10, 2017 12:57 PM +00:00
How does Ryan not break in half?

Especially when riding Ben’s thick monster!

replies 200Dec 10, 2017 1:00 PM +00:00

R199 If a true American hero is a whining, sobbing pussy then okay.

replies 201Dec 10, 2017 1:36 PM +00:00

JP's arms in that wife beater had my pussy twitchin'!

replies 202Dec 10, 2017 1:45 PM +00:00

Ben is weak. He has no shoulder strength.

replies 203Dec 10, 2017 1:46 PM +00:00

Cole looks like someone who would give you genital warts.

replies 204Dec 10, 2017 1:47 PM +00:00

I love Chrissy! The whole time she was choosing people to join her I was like, "Fuck you, Ben, fuck you, Ben, fuck you, Ben, fuck you, Ben..." I want to see her triumph over stupid, nasty looking Ben.

replies 205Dec 10, 2017 1:50 PM +00:00

R197= JP hater

replies 206Dec 10, 2017 2:59 PM +00:00

I still want Devon to win. He's more of a threat than Chrissy, hasn't had any idols, and has managed to not get voted out. Ben keeps finding idols, Chrissy and Ryan have never been physical threats. Neither has Dr. Mike. Devon has played a good game and deserves it.

replies 207Dec 11, 2017 2:13 PM +00:00