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Has anyone gotten a bj from a guy who takes off his dentures?

Is a gum BJ really amazing?

--Anonymous
replies 31Nov 23, 2017 3:55 PM +00:00

Yes. Professional hookers have all their teeth pulled out for this reason. It’s like an asshole but in the mouth!

--Anonymous
replies 1Nov 23, 2017 4:01 PM +00:00

They won't. "It's too embarrassing" Vanity means I can't have nice beejes.

--Anonymous
replies 2Nov 23, 2017 4:02 PM +00:00

Do women do this to please their boyfriends or is that an urban myth?

--Anonymous
replies 3Nov 23, 2017 4:08 PM +00:00

Here you go R3.

My call where I goof on a mechanic.
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--Anonymous
replies 4Nov 23, 2017 4:20 PM +00:00

That's disgusting. It's why I won't go out with a guy over 40. Can you imagine kissing someone and having his teeth fall out?

--Anonymous
replies 5Nov 23, 2017 4:53 PM +00:00

R5 then u know it’s BJ time!

--Anonymous
replies 6Nov 23, 2017 6:12 PM +00:00

Back in the 80s I had a friend who had a glass eye and once (on my birthday) he popped it out and let me socket-fuck him

--Anonymous
replies 7Nov 23, 2017 6:17 PM +00:00

Oh my.

--Anonymous
replies 8Nov 23, 2017 6:20 PM +00:00

My condolences on your penis size, R7.

--Anonymous
replies 9Nov 23, 2017 6:25 PM +00:00

It's Thanksgiving, but this reads more like a Valentine's Day thread

--Anonymous
replies 10Nov 23, 2017 6:28 PM +00:00

r5 I dumped a guy when I found out he had veneers, I could never be with a denture guy. Really how hard is it to brush your teeth. I am over 40 with no cavities because I simply brush and floss twice a day.

--Anonymous
replies 11Nov 23, 2017 9:33 PM +00:00

R11 speaking as someone who brushes, flosses at least twice a day along with the yearly dental cleanings, I am still losing my teeth and soon to have full dentures because of a genetic jaw defect that prevents me from having healthy gums / teeth. Dont ASSUME someone with dentures are dirty or negligent . Try compassion and be grateful you dont have a embarrassing amd painful disorder.

--Anonymous
replies 12Nov 24, 2017 12:15 AM +00:00

R12 *and

--R12
replies 13Nov 24, 2017 12:16 AM +00:00

R7 that is so fucking gross. WTF.

--Anonymous
replies 14Nov 24, 2017 12:39 AM +00:00

Oh come on. Not even from a gummy Bear on Pride Day?

--Anonymous
replies 15Nov 24, 2017 1:10 AM +00:00

The CDC claims that flossing doesn't do anything to help oral hygiene

--Anonymous
replies 16Nov 24, 2017 7:46 AM +00:00

Adderall. My teeth disintegrated. Leeched the calcium right out of em. So, dentures. I don't give "gummers."

--Polly Dent
replies 17Nov 24, 2017 8:38 AM +00:00

GOTTEN? NO.

GIVEN? YES

BLESS, BILL TAYLOR.

--Anonymous
replies 18Nov 24, 2017 9:51 AM +00:00

I think dentures (at least full plates) are far less prevalent than they used to be. Modern dentistry has improved dental hygiene for the majority of the population born after WWII. You rarely see TV commercials for denture products anymore; they were quite common ten or fifteen years ago.

--Anonymous
replies 19Nov 24, 2017 9:53 AM +00:00

My grandfather died when I was a preschooler and Grandma had a wide variety of boyfriends afterward. At Thanksgiving dinner her dentures slipped and she had to step away from the table. Her boyfriend gives this leering wink and says “that’s why I love your Granny- she gives great head!” How do you reply to that?

--Granny taught me a few things
replies 20Nov 24, 2017 10:16 AM +00:00

R20 "Yes, I know."

--Anonymous
replies 21Nov 24, 2017 10:23 AM +00:00

Once I was doing it with a hot daddy and I saw him swipe his hand in front of his mouth... but I did not see why. The next monent, he went down on my dick and I was getting my first gummer.

It was great. Nothing else compares. Just simply incredible.

--Anonymous
replies 22Nov 24, 2017 10:29 AM +00:00

It sounds unbelievably gross, either giving or receiving.

--Anonymous
replies 23Dec 7, 2017 11:24 AM +00:00

yes and it feels really good.

my highschool friends mother ( i lived with them briefly before moving to a big city, she liked having me around and thought i was a hoot) she told me her husband would have it no other way. she had to take her dentures out when she blew him. now i know why. lol

--Anonymous
replies 24Dec 7, 2017 11:27 AM +00:00

JFC, this thread is interesting.

I still have all of my teeth, thankfully. I take excellent care of my mouth. Brush and floss after every meal, even when I was boozing it up HEAVILY.

--Say cheese!
replies 25Dec 7, 2017 11:56 AM +00:00

I was with a guy a few times where I sucked him & bottomed for him a few times.

After about the third or fourth time we hooked up he told me he had fake teeth. He was young, but half of them had been knocked out as a teenager in an accident and it was like landing a bowling ball down the middle - what was left was so haphazard that they just decided to take them out.

It was THE most amazing blow job I've ever had. I'm pretty sure it was also the biggest load I've ever shot.

--Anonymous
replies 26Dec 7, 2017 12:04 PM +00:00

I love it how posters here will stay forever young and beautiful. Never have sex with a saggy eldergay never lose a tooth. I wish I had such determination. I had all my own teeth in my forties. In my fifties I have a couple of implants and if that's enough to put off a fuck that's a fuck I don't need to be having. Generally speaking though I wouldn't have sex with someone with veneers chiefly because I am real turned off by those teeth that look like someone opened a fridge door in the dark. Same goes for those who over whiten their teeth. However keep the colour palatte toned down to old lady smokey grey and I am in there.

--Anonymous
replies 27Dec 7, 2017 12:19 PM +00:00

the part that makes it so special is that the bones that held the teeth are covered in soft gums, but the can apply pressure and "chew" on your meat. it makes for a very squirmy exhilarating sensation. when i found out a guy i was with had dentures, (after what my highschool friend's mom told me) i had to ask him to do it to me because of the curiosity. he told me he had regulars that he serviced like this. it was very very good.

--Anonymous
replies 28Dec 7, 2017 12:49 PM +00:00

when you have hard and fast rules about what you do and what you don't do...or who you do and don't do. you miss out. variety is the spice of life, i'm glad i learned that when i was younger. i still see men and smile at them and they smile back. we remember the good ones.

--Anonymous
replies 29Dec 7, 2017 1:03 PM +00:00

Back in the day we used to call them Tooth Fairies.

--Anonymous
replies 30Dec 7, 2017 1:58 PM +00:00

Got mine five years ago at 48. My mule dick Italian American partner always said I gave great head, but this brought it to another level. He suddenly died three years ago.

I now have a few FWBs since I'm not interested in another relationship. I met most of them online and was not only honest about my stats (6'6", 220 lbs, daddy/cop looks, recent pics), i was upfront that I had dentures and gave awesome deep throat head. Why lie? Its served me well since I have a nice variety of guys, and no, they aren't nasty old men. They range from a 32 yo built AA former college linebacker to a 66 year old hot AF retired fireman. I guess they enjoy me and my skills since two of my FBs were sent to me by guys I was already hooking up with!

The one thing my FBs have in common is that they all have hung thick dicks. My partner spoiled me with his, and now with the dentures, I've found that I'm not interested in average size dicks; or those that are long, but skinny. No gag here and I like my mouth and throat full.

--Anonymous
replies 31Dec 7, 2017 2:21 PM +00:00