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Ode to Lil (backed by synthesizers as played by Prince)

As Lil walked by

Just a 3 year contract would have been just fine

Slee said no to her, again and again

First she took her dressing room, then she ran

Old Lil walked away from Slee

But she first she took the keys! (to the Tercel)

Sleez-tak, Sleez -tak

In the middle of the garage I did not hear from you

It's alright, Its alright

To be standing in ONE LIFE

To be standing in ONE LIFE

Old Lil won't cry-

--Anonymous
replies 15Nov 21, 2017 8:49 PM +00:00

No one looked

As Lil walked by

Just a 3 year contract would have been just fine

Slee said no to her, again and again

First she took her dressing room, then she ran

Old Lil walked away from Slee

But she first she took the keys! (to the Tercel)

Sleez-tak, Sleez -tak

In the middle of the garage I did not hear from you

It's alright, Its alright

To be standing in ONE LIFE

To be standing in ONE LIFE

Old Lil won't cry-

--K. Glass as played by Stephanie Nicks and synths by Prince
replies 1Nov 21, 2017 8:51 PM +00:00

Get those bitches out of my sight.

--Overheard at Tavern on the Green
replies 2Nov 21, 2017 8:51 PM +00:00

Was Lilian Hayman a great stage actress?

--Anonymous
replies 3Nov 22, 2017 1:30 PM +00:00

Didn’t she win a Tony Award? She willed it to Slee when she passed.

--Anonymous
replies 4Nov 22, 2017 1:37 PM +00:00

Lil auditioned for the role of Mother Jefferson but Zara Cully got the role instead. Would Lil have driven her tercel out to California? Movin’ on up!

--Anonymous
replies 5Nov 24, 2017 10:35 PM +00:00

Actually, Lil was offered the role of Mother Jefferson but Lil was frightened to drive so far in the Tercel. She asked Kathy Glass to ride along and Kathy turned her down cold. Unsure of where to turn next, Lil passed on the role.

And Zara Cully won.

BTW, Zara auditioned for the part of Viki in 1971 but she looked too young.

--BNSD
replies 6Nov 25, 2017 12:03 PM +00:00

I didn't like how they would change a person's personality with no respect to history. Becky Lee was an ingenue. When they brought her back at Drew's mother, she was a villain. A good villainess (Cord's mother Maria, Gabrielle) never changes her spots.

--Anonymous
replies 7Nov 28, 2017 3:34 PM +00:00

Is it true that the Crypt Keeper auditioned for Viki in 1971, but the network decided to "go older" with La Slee???

--Lil, Sitting on a cloud in Heaven, praying it doesn't collapse under this ASS!!!
replies 8Nov 28, 2017 4:24 PM +00:00

Is it true that Paul Rauch wanted to replace Slee in 1984 with the "Where's The Beef" lady, Ms. Clara Bell? But after seeing Ms. Clara's impressive screen test it was decided that Clara was too young and fetching to pass for Slee's replacement, so they just kept Old Slee and signed her to another 3 year contract. Slee then went on to win her first emmy.

--Where's The Beef!!
replies 9Nov 28, 2017 4:27 PM +00:00

Has anyone seen Nora Buchanan on GH? Does she make reference to Bo or other Llanview folk?

--Anonymous
replies 10Nov 29, 2017 2:03 PM +00:00

I'm REALLY sick of these, threads, for what it's worth.

--G. Spencer, Actrice
replies 11Nov 29, 2017 2:05 PM +00:00

^ Sorry for the extra comma—my extreme bitterness got the best of me.

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--Anonymous
replies 12Nov 29, 2017 2:06 PM +00:00

Why did Viki Sleesack run after Lil in that parking lot? Was she racist?

--Anonymous
replies 13Nov 29, 2017 2:40 PM +00:00

R12, I'd kill to see Gillian as Viki.

If there's a Heaven, it'll be DL'ers watching the wiped 1970s tapes of all the old soaps.

--Portia Faces Life
replies 14Nov 29, 2017 2:46 PM +00:00

Slee has a guest starring role coning up in some night time series! What has Ellen Holly done lately??? Hmph!

--Anonymous
replies 15Dec 7, 2017 11:37 AM +00:00