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Ben Barnes, Part V

Because DL always needs more Ben Barnes threads.
--Suck it, Haters
replies 158Nov 18, 2017 4:32 PM +00:00

Quite flat ass.

And scrawny biceps.

replies 1Nov 18, 2017 4:54 PM +00:00

Didn't he lock lips with another guy in "The Picture of Dorian Gray"?

replies 2Nov 18, 2017 6:22 PM +00:00

Yes, R2.

Ben kissed Max Irons.
replies 3Nov 18, 2017 10:52 PM +00:00

You’d do him in a minute R1 don’t lie

replies 4Nov 18, 2017 11:22 PM +00:00

R4 I'd do him in 20 minutes but I won't be keeping him because I know he'll start getting flabby below the neck and his face will start look like a pudding soon.

replies 5Nov 18, 2017 11:37 PM +00:00

Oh dear he’s manorexic don’t you know?

replies 6Nov 19, 2017 12:03 AM +00:00

Ben's naturally thin, but I do think he's veering into manorexic territory lately.

replies 7Nov 19, 2017 1:54 AM +00:00

So did we confirm whether he is actually bisexual, or is it a DL fantasy?

replies 8Nov 19, 2017 1:59 AM +00:00

Ben’s personal life is so boring, we can barely confirm that he’s alive.

replies 9Nov 19, 2017 2:19 AM +00:00

He's cute and tall and has great hair, but that ass is as suboptimal as they come. Probably the worst celebrity ass I've ever seen here on DL. And also proof that he's totally straight because that's an ass of someone who can comfortably rely on his face and height alone to pull pussy. He really is one of those people who just wake up gorgeous in the morning.

replies 10Nov 19, 2017 2:48 AM +00:00

He looked better before the Hell's Kitchen makeover

51.7k Likes, 665 Comments - Ben Barnes (@benbarnes) on Instagram: “Behind the scenes stuff starts - on the left is the day of my screen test for @thepunisher & the…”
replies 11Nov 19, 2017 3:09 AM +00:00

I wouldn't kick cute, tall, and great hair (and nice voice) out of bed for lack of ass, R10. But I've always liked em lanky. DL needs balance from all of the roided-up Instahos. Besides, we've yet to assess the dick.

(And the header is Ben after months of working out hard for Punisher. British genes. )

replies 12Nov 19, 2017 3:13 AM +00:00

R12 His trainer should've focused on his ass instead of his back so we could enjoy that scene fully, with tissues and everything.

You know, I'm watching The Punisher now and I see that my leg muscles are twice the size of Jon Bernthal's and I do yoga exclusively. So perhaps the trainer for that show just isn't a fan of lower body exercises.

I agree that it's a welcome respite from all those roided-up Instahos that all just bleed into each other at this point. And I would definitely fuck and be fucked by both of these actors (at the same time) without a second thought. But I'll leave my more detailed face-riding fantasies for the official Punisher thread.

replies 13Nov 19, 2017 3:25 AM +00:00

He needs some butt implants.

replies 14Nov 19, 2017 4:15 AM +00:00

The ass really is a crying shame.

replies 15Nov 19, 2017 4:33 AM +00:00

I kind of love scrawny asses.

replies 16Nov 19, 2017 4:35 AM +00:00

That’s one flat ass.

replies 17Nov 19, 2017 4:42 AM +00:00

Yeah, it kind of looks like Half Dome at Yosemite: a sheer drop.

replies 18Nov 19, 2017 4:44 AM +00:00

I guess if you’re a bottom, asses don’t really matter. It’s like me with dicks—guy says he has a small dick and I shrug cause he’s not using it on me anyway. So for bottoms Ben can have a non-existent buttock so long as his dick is big enough and stays hard.

replies 19Nov 19, 2017 4:49 AM +00:00

Your thinking is too binary R19. Maybe we'd rather suck him off.

replies 20Nov 19, 2017 6:11 AM +00:00

Quote from the "forgot leg day" trainers on the show:

"We did the most work with Ben Barnes who was incredible at getting his training in," stunt coordinator Thom Williams explained. "He kept requesting extra training time. He would come in after they'd wrapped shooting at the end of a day and we'd go and work out with him just to make sure he was ready. I couldn't be prouder of what Ben accomplished and his dedication to this show."

Was Ben really looking for extra "training time," or extra time to ogle ripped guys in the gym?

Warning: Spoilers and butts ahead
replies 21Nov 19, 2017 10:12 AM +00:00

Flat ass thin arms and walks like a woman. What's to like

replies 22Nov 19, 2017 10:17 AM +00:00

He just wasn't consuming protein like he probably should have. I mean he looked fine, I guess. But it sounds like he was going for more.

replies 23Nov 19, 2017 10:26 AM +00:00

He’s got a lean swimmers physique. He’ll never be a buff body builder. But he has muscle. Those are NOT thin arms.

replies 24Nov 19, 2017 10:32 AM +00:00
Those are NOT thin arms.

R24 is the Darfur Orphan

Newsflash, R22: we aren't all you. (And we're happy about it.)

replies 25Nov 19, 2017 11:13 AM +00:00

R22 guns!

224 Likes, 18 Comments - Ben Barnes Germany (@benbarnesgermany) on Instagram: “This photo is kinda sexy ?”
replies 26Nov 19, 2017 11:57 AM +00:00

He's flexing really hard and pressing his arm up against his chest to make it look bigger R26, it's a posing trick. And of course, the camera adds mass and there are no other people in the photo to give context.

I find myself in the very strange position in this thread of having to both slap sense into delusional fraus who are triggered by the merest whiff of criticism of BB, AND of having to defend him from typical cunty DL muscle queens. Listen bitches:

a. Ben IS a scrawny little fucker with thin arms and a flat ass b. There's nothing at all wrong with that c. ALL OF THE ABOVE

--the answer is 'C'
replies 27Nov 19, 2017 12:20 PM +00:00
Besides, we've yet to assess the dick.

It would be interesting to know whether he is cut or uncut.

He's half-Jewish, but I don't think an interviewer has ever asked him his status.

replies 28Nov 19, 2017 12:37 PM +00:00

Only a caftan-clad, cigarette holder-puffing interviewer from DL would be so bold as to ask BB the status of his foreskin.

replies 29Nov 19, 2017 12:43 PM +00:00

Ha! Here's the reporter we need on this case.
replies 30Nov 19, 2017 12:50 PM +00:00

R29, male celebrities today get asked their circ status all the time.

replies 31Nov 19, 2017 12:52 PM +00:00

That flat ass is so disappointing.

replies 32Nov 19, 2017 12:59 PM +00:00

You can tell he was working out. Compare his body from Westworld to Punisher, he obviously spent time in the gym. But yes, he is a lanky fellow, and of course he doesn't have a bubble butt.

replies 33Nov 19, 2017 1:03 PM +00:00

He will never have a bubble butt.

We just have to accept that.

What's important is that he finally showed his full ass.

In the past he has only shown partial views.

replies 34Nov 19, 2017 1:10 PM +00:00

R33, a voice of reason? You must be lost.

replies 35Nov 19, 2017 1:11 PM +00:00
You must be lost.

Haha, this is actually my first time ever going in these Ben Barnes threads.

replies 36Nov 19, 2017 1:13 PM +00:00

Hope he will be the brave leading actor and go full frontal on Westworld. Can’t leave all the nude duties to the female stars and unknown male extras. Shame on Westworld producers for the double standard.

replies 37Nov 19, 2017 1:35 PM +00:00
Shame on Westworld producers for the double standard.

I agree.

Westworld is worse than Game of Thrones.

At least GOT shows some cock.

--Will Tudor
replies 38Nov 19, 2017 1:37 PM +00:00

He will probably only have a few scenes in Westworld Season 2, I'd imagine his role is largely over.

replies 39Nov 19, 2017 1:37 PM +00:00

Based on the lukewarm treatment of his character's bisexuality, I wouldn't bet on a meaningful cock shot. But there' always hope, I guess.

replies 40Nov 19, 2017 1:38 PM +00:00

R21 What a ridiculous article. I know it was written in jest, but still. So Kidman got her tits out on a prestige TV show but this C-lister (D-lister?) would need a butt double on a Marvel Netflix show when he's not even playing the main character? Don't make me laugh.

But seriously, people always tend to overestimate who gets to ask for a butt double.

replies 41Nov 19, 2017 2:33 PM +00:00

His appearance is not flawless, but he's still kind of good looking.

replies 42Nov 19, 2017 2:45 PM +00:00

But do any of our new posters have any GOSSIP about him?

replies 43Nov 19, 2017 2:48 PM +00:00

R43 I've heard he swings both ways, but never heard him linked with anyone specific.

replies 44Nov 19, 2017 2:50 PM +00:00

R27 We're just having a bit of a laugh at the expense of this obviously gorgeous person. Much the same as in those instaho threads.

It would be a pretty empty and boring thread if we all just commented on what a handsome 10 he is.

replies 45Nov 19, 2017 2:54 PM +00:00
Based on the lukewarm treatment of his character's bisexuality

Yeah I laughed at that "bisexual orgy" scene where they made sure to put the other guy off to the side. Pretty pathetic for HBO.

replies 46Nov 19, 2017 3:03 PM +00:00

HBO got a stunt ass for Kit Harrington in that one cave scene, what makes you think they wouldn't get one for Ben?

replies 47Nov 19, 2017 4:54 PM +00:00

R36, Welcome! We're friendly sorts....
replies 48Nov 19, 2017 4:58 PM +00:00

^ LOL! What a fabulous gif.

replies 49Nov 19, 2017 5:00 PM +00:00
HBO got a stunt ass for Kit Harrington in that one cave scene, what makes you think they wouldn't get one for Ben?

I think that was an isolated incident for Kit because he was injured at the time. Kit usually does his own nudity.

replies 50Nov 19, 2017 7:54 PM +00:00

No we really don’t EVER need more Ben Barnes anything.

replies 51Nov 19, 2017 8:15 PM +00:00

I’m pretty sure it’s really Bens butt. His walk is quite distinctive and you can see his face profile.

replies 52Nov 19, 2017 8:55 PM +00:00

R47 Kit was injured at the time and also one of the main established characters in that show, with the actor pulling in insane amounts of money for each episode.

Ben Barnes had a season-long villain arc on the first season of one of the least-anticipated Marvel Netflix shows. It really doesn't compare. I did love the show, though, and Ben was competent enough. They wrote his prettiness into the story which was pretty sweet. Because we all love to see gorgeous people get ugly by the end.

replies 53Nov 20, 2017 2:24 AM +00:00

R52 Yes, it's obvious that's his ass in The Punisher; if they were going to pay for an Ass Double, they'd have hired a better ass. I meant that in the upcoming Westworld season, HBO might hire Stunt Cock or Stunt Ass. (Though I imagine that his appearance in WW season 2 will amount to Logan laid out dead on a slab somewhere.)

Ok, R51 you've stated your boundaries, now scoot.

R53 Spoil it for me: does he die at the end? I though he'd be back later with a fucked up face?

replies 54Nov 20, 2017 2:27 AM +00:00

R54 No, he doesn't die but everyone in the show is pleased that his pretty face is gone. He really got the perfect punishment for a narcissist.

replies 55Nov 20, 2017 2:35 AM +00:00

I meant it was poetic justice for a stone-cold murdering narcissist who tortured his mother, not that every narcissist should have their face crushed into a mirror, obviously.

replies 56Nov 20, 2017 3:37 AM +00:00

He's still working?

replies 57Nov 20, 2017 3:44 AM +00:00

It is lifted from the comics. Billy Russo was once a handsome assassin known as "the beaut" til he gets his face completely fucked up by Castle.

replies 58Nov 20, 2017 4:00 AM +00:00

Ben addresses his DL haters
replies 59Nov 20, 2017 7:35 AM +00:00

How much do you want to bet that Kevin Spacey went after Ben in London back in the early 00's?

replies 60Nov 21, 2017 7:32 AM +00:00

I wonder what his relationship with Simon Fuller was? Is Fuller gay or straight?

replies 61Nov 21, 2017 11:40 AM +00:00

I don't know, R61, but I've had suspicions about that as well. It'd be typical BB luck to whore himself out to old guys in the industry, but STILL not get any good roles!

He and Spacey have definitely worked with some of the same people in the past, and that's such a small world I can't imagine that they never crossed paths. Ben seems like Spacey's type.

replies 62Nov 21, 2017 1:12 PM +00:00

R61 Simon Fuller is straight he is married with a woman called Natalie.

replies 63Nov 21, 2017 2:08 PM +00:00

What else is Ben watching?

8,216 Likes, 332 Comments - Ben Barnes (@benbarnes) on Instagram: “‘Continue watching for Ben’ - if you say so, @netflix - can’t believe how many of you have finished…”
replies 64Nov 21, 2017 6:52 PM +00:00

Happy Thanksgiving, DL!
replies 65Nov 23, 2017 1:59 AM +00:00

He held on tight to that towel. I was sending thought waves trying to his hand away.

replies 66Nov 23, 2017 2:30 AM +00:00

They shaved his chest but not his treasure trail. Mmmm nuzzle nuzzle

replies 67Nov 23, 2017 2:32 AM +00:00

We should send a petition to Netflix about the shaved chest.

replies 68Nov 23, 2017 3:39 AM +00:00

Wonder if B.B. shares his friend Chris D’elia ideals about relationships?

“An important message for anyone who's single and feeling lonely over the holidays. Thank you, @chrisdelia #congratulationspod”
replies 69Nov 23, 2017 4:24 AM +00:00

...then you might be on Datalounge
replies 70Nov 23, 2017 12:12 PM +00:00

Funny moment you might have missed. Punisher costar Amber Rose Revah was raving on her IG about a movie and put #jamiebellfornextjamesbond in her post. B.B. wasn’t going to stand for that.

104 Likes, 4 Comments - Amber Rose Revah (@amberroserevah) on Instagram: “Film stars don't die in Liverpool . Loved this incredibly moving superbly acted movie !…”
replies 71Nov 24, 2017 2:58 AM +00:00

R71. Funny. It's long past time for a dapper, bisexual Bond; Craig was so dreary.

replies 72Nov 24, 2017 4:05 AM +00:00

He looks so uncomfortable in OP’s clip, like he knows he has the flattest ass in the whole wide world.

replies 73Nov 24, 2017 4:18 AM +00:00

BB's been flirting heavily with that woman lately, R71. Anything to it, or all just part of his contractually-obligated social media Punisher pimping game?

replies 74Nov 24, 2017 4:19 AM +00:00

The video continues with Barnes pissing while showing his nice chest in the bathroom mirror. Because that's just how straight people roll.

replies 75Nov 24, 2017 4:20 AM +00:00

It's deflating. And deflated.

replies 76Nov 24, 2017 4:36 AM +00:00

He looks a little bit emaciated.
replies 77Nov 24, 2017 6:15 AM +00:00

He's right in what he says in that video: the old studio system would have been perfect for him.

replies 78Nov 24, 2017 6:21 AM +00:00
The video continues with Barnes pissing

Ben should do a real pissing scene.

--Louis Garrel
replies 79Nov 24, 2017 9:30 AM +00:00

R74 I don’t think there is anything between them.

replies 80Nov 24, 2017 9:37 AM +00:00

R80. Yes, I Googled and found out that she's engaged to someone. Yet another female associate that Ben can pretend to flirt with for the titillation of his fangirls while safely steering clear from any kind of actual relationship! He's consistent, you have to grant him that.

replies 81Nov 24, 2017 10:02 AM +00:00

TV Guide is all in for giving B.B. a publicity push. First the article investigating his butt or butt double. Now this.

Why can't we have nice things?
replies 82Nov 24, 2017 10:40 AM +00:00
while safely steering clear from any kind of actual relationship!

I wonder why he avoids relationships?

replies 83Nov 24, 2017 10:59 AM +00:00

R83 we don’t really know if he avoids them or they are deeply closeted. He doesn’t do the full on beard girlfriend on red carpets at least.

replies 84Nov 24, 2017 11:02 AM +00:00

R83 Because he's deeply narcissistic and he'd only ever be satisfied with his own clone?

But I suspect he's on DL, still waiting for his big break. And by DL, I mean Datalounge.

replies 85Nov 24, 2017 11:06 AM +00:00

R82 The editorial staff of TV Guide is all frauen now? Who knew? (Who knew TV Guide was even still a going concern, for that matter?)

R85 wins! And he's a DL fave for fuck's sake, isn't that enough? What a selfish cunt.

replies 86Nov 24, 2017 12:28 PM +00:00

This is adorable. B.B. commented “thanks Mom....I think”

3,923 Likes, 85 Comments - Amber Rose Revah (@amberroserevah) on Instagram: “My mum just told me she loved the guy that plays Alvin . ???? I may have to clarify a few things in…”
replies 87Nov 27, 2017 4:58 PM +00:00

I'm eagerly anticipating the end of the Punisher p.r. onslaught.

replies 88Nov 28, 2017 3:20 AM +00:00

Why do three British ex-pats want to try so hard to look like American douche-bros? Someone explain

58 Likes, 10 Comments - Ben Barnes Germany (@benbarnesgermany) on Instagram: “Ben with Ricky and Rob last night. I'll meet Ricky next week ???? Thanks”
replies 89Nov 28, 2017 9:35 AM +00:00

B.B. ‘s ridiculously perfect hair.

“Hey, @benbarnes, could you please teach MY hair how to fall perfectly in to place the moment a beanie is removed instead of looking like a flattened mass of pure sadness? #ThePunisher #BillyTheBeaut”
replies 90Nov 28, 2017 7:28 PM +00:00

Ben is in the top 10 on IMDBs trending celebs. I bet it’s a thrill for him.

replies 91Nov 28, 2017 11:59 PM +00:00

It'd be a thrill if he could score a good part in something non-comic bookish as a result.

replies 92Nov 29, 2017 3:25 AM +00:00
Ben is in the top 10 on IMDBs trending celebs.

Was it Ben's naked butt that got him this attention?

replies 93Nov 29, 2017 11:59 AM +00:00

Absolutely! Imagine where a cock shot would take him?

replies 94Nov 29, 2017 12:16 PM +00:00

Ben is now famous enough for regurgitated content clickbait "articles"! Does this make him officially B list?

CinemaBlend recently chatted with Ben Barnes about his preparation for The Punisher, and it honestly sounds almost as crazy as Billy Russo himself. Here's what he told us.
--"How I Learned Ben Barnes' Sexuality with This One Weird Trick!!"
replies 95Nov 30, 2017 7:58 AM +00:00

^^^ that bears more than a passing resemblance to Kevin Spacey “walking his dog” at 4 am in London years ago.

replies 96Nov 30, 2017 1:27 PM +00:00

So your theory is Ben was looking for rough trade on the docks and passing it off as "character research"? I like it!

replies 97Nov 30, 2017 4:50 PM +00:00

Barb Broccoli are you listening?

The 36-year-old was exceptional in his role as Billy Russo alongside Jon Bernthal.
Here Is The City
replies 98Dec 1, 2017 11:40 AM +00:00

Who's trying to push Ben as the next Bond?

replies 99Dec 1, 2017 12:29 PM +00:00

Ben has been trying to push himself as the next Bond since at least 2007!

(And I'm all for it!)

replies 100Dec 1, 2017 1:04 PM +00:00

Is that why Ben doesn't want to come out?

replies 101Dec 1, 2017 1:25 PM +00:00

I don't see how Bond movies can exist anymore in the current era of sensitivity to gun violence and sexual harassment of women. What else does Bond even do?

Anyway, the author of the article in R98 is London-based. Friend of Ben's or Ben's family?

replies 102Dec 1, 2017 1:36 PM +00:00

R91 Barnes' Punisher costar Jaimie Ray Newman is even higher on imdb. Both clearly on their way to the A-list!

replies 103Dec 1, 2017 4:19 PM +00:00


replies 104Dec 2, 2017 4:56 PM +00:00

Another article talking about BB’s Butt. Also my new band name.

replies 105Dec 2, 2017 10:58 PM +00:00

The Narnia kids are engaged in a Twitter war of humiliation.

“@benbarnes @PoulterWill I STAND CORRECTED I’d forgotten what a good hairdresser I was at 12”
replies 106Dec 2, 2017 11:13 PM +00:00

Will Poulter is right about how trite and dull Ben's tweets are.

replies 107Dec 3, 2017 1:56 AM +00:00

So, Alexander Zalben, the author of the ass article at 105....are you a DLer? Fess up, we know you're here.

replies 108Dec 3, 2017 2:01 AM +00:00

Has Bryan Singer been found yet? He disappeared from filming the Freddie Mercury movie. It’s reminding me when B.B. had his graffiti artist friend Thrashbird paint that Freddie jacket for him. I bet he auditioned for the part wearing it.

replies 109Dec 3, 2017 3:35 AM +00:00

Just saw that Singer has been sacked.

Fox halted production Dec. 1, saying it was because of the "unexpected unavailability" of the helmer.
The Hollywood Reporter
replies 110Dec 4, 2017 2:46 PM +00:00

None of this has anything to do with Ben. (Other than that Ben's friend Nick Hoult was likely one of Bryan's twinks-for-hire.)

replies 111Dec 4, 2017 3:54 PM +00:00

Eh. Apart from sending his IG fans into a snit by "flirting" on one of Amber Rose Riveh's videos, he's been boring this weekend.

replies 112Dec 4, 2017 4:47 PM +00:00

Off topic but LMAO @ Singer claiming he has PTSD from being confronted by tiny Rami Malek

Guess he’s not used to twinks being aggressive

replies 113Dec 4, 2017 4:51 PM +00:00

When is he not boring, R112? Are the fangirls truly in a snit?

He's tiny R113, but he has those big creepy bug eyes! Eek! LOL

replies 114Dec 4, 2017 4:56 PM +00:00

[R114] he complimented Revah's stomach. Apparently that is wildy offensive and inappropriate. One compared him to Louis CK. Also got himself blocked by a different one who couldn't stand that he never responds to her or acknowledges the poetry she's sent him when he'll take the time to flirt with an engaged woman. Gold.

replies 115Dec 4, 2017 5:33 PM +00:00

Omg! I need a link to this glorious disaster!!!

replies 116Dec 4, 2017 6:24 PM +00:00

R116 here you go. Best to open in the IG app so the comments are nested, easier to follow the crazy train.

3,675 Likes, 137 Comments - Amber Rose Revah (@amberroserevah) on Instagram: “Day one training on #thepunisher???? , trying to switch magazines for the first time . I think this…”
replies 117Dec 4, 2017 6:31 PM +00:00

Wait. The one who started it ricksltlsister is the cancer sufferer or relative who B.B. invited onto the Punisher set for a meet and greet? And also came here on DL and lectured us about being nice to B.B.!

replies 118Dec 4, 2017 6:48 PM +00:00

Oh, I love this shit!

replies 119Dec 5, 2017 1:10 AM +00:00

Well that was entertaining, thanks for the tip-off. When frauen attack!

On the one hand, you have to give Ben credit for his commitment to shilling his projects to the extent that he fake-flirts with his tv love interest. That's probably why he gets work; unlike a lot of other actors, he never acts 'above' the p.r. side of the business. And the crazy poetry frau needs to take a seat -- I've seen Ben acknowledge some spectacularly awful fan art, so one shudders to think what her 'poetry' must be like.

On the other hand, serves the closeted little twit right.

replies 120Dec 5, 2017 3:07 AM +00:00

Here’s a blind item from one year ago about Bryan Singer and Matthew Morrison. I mention it here because of the mention of MM’s Halloween parties and the fact that B.B. attended this year but didn’t want it mentioned anywhere it seems. Even in his good friend Jared Eng’s gossip page.

I love how this A list director and his cohort get someone else to do their dirty work for them. They got one of their former casting couch actors who has trouble getting good work these days to host the gathering of several dozen barely legal guys and throw in a few actresses to make it look like a Halloween party and not an orgy/pop up casting couch.
replies 121Dec 5, 2017 10:02 PM +00:00

Ahh, the good ol' days....
replies 122Dec 6, 2017 2:20 AM +00:00

Stumbled upon this old pic of BB with that other DL Fave, Luke Evans.

From an afterparty for a production of "Aspects of Love" directed by Trevor Nunn, who also directed BB in 'Birdsong,' and was a frequent collaborator of...

Kevin Spacey.

Polish your tinfoil hats, gurls!
--Humor me, I'm bored
replies 123Dec 6, 2017 3:47 AM +00:00

I don't doubt for one second he wasn't one of Spacey's targets.

Another Singer/MM BI from R121's link: Right now, he is trying to avoid talking to anyone about those orgies he threw for the missing A list director.

This married alliteration actor has not really been seen since his hit network show days. Yes, I mean he has done some one offs and had a recurring, but nothing like that hit show. Right now, he is trying to avoid talking to anyone about those orgies he threw for the missing A list director. I'm guessing there were not many i.d.'s checked at the door.
replies 124Dec 6, 2017 5:06 AM +00:00

And one of those blinds implies that there's a Bryan/Nick Hoult sex tape.

Posting this for the ironic title...

The 36-year-old Ben Barnes really made a splash last winter as Jimmy Simpson's sadistic brother-in-law, Logan, on HBO's Westworld. This fall, he sparred alongside Jon Bernthal in Netflix's Marvel series, The Punisher, as Billy Russo.
replies 125Dec 6, 2017 5:20 AM +00:00

Hey, tools - espeically [R118] (and that goes for you female poseurs, too)...

It boggles the mind how suppositious you are. You'll post anything to feed your bored base-level existence. These threads are so old and tired that you'll resort to pure fabrication. Ben never "invited" any cancer sufferers to a meet and greet on the TP set. And that someone never engaged in this freak show, either. Anonymously and silently bullying people online with your catty comments and misinformation is cowardice.

replies 126Dec 6, 2017 7:14 AM +00:00

Don't like it, don't read it, cunt. Who are we "bullying"?

replies 127Dec 6, 2017 7:29 AM +00:00


Still supposing, eh, cretin?

replies 128Dec 6, 2017 7:43 AM +00:00

So in other words, you actually have nothing to say and just want to be a cunt. Thought as much.


replies 129Dec 6, 2017 7:46 AM +00:00

[129] Awwww...I'm touched by your weak mind, feeble sensitivity and sentimentality.

replies 130Dec 6, 2017 7:51 AM +00:00

B.B. had some meet and greet with that person because they reported it on Twitter, lauding him for his kindness but couldn’t take pics because he was in costume. They must have made it all up according to R126

replies 131Dec 6, 2017 8:59 AM +00:00

I don’t think B.B. is involved. Maybe why he didn’t want his name in any of the reports about Morrison’s party.

replies 132Dec 6, 2017 10:39 PM +00:00

I pray B.B. will be safe from the fires. And let us know soon.

replies 133Dec 7, 2017 1:28 AM +00:00

I would give my left nut for any sex tape of Nick Hoult. His masterful portrayal of a horny-for-teacher twink in A Single Man still gets me rock hard.

And he’s really grown into an attractive man. Definitely seems to be cockier than Ben IRL lol
replies 134Dec 7, 2017 2:34 AM +00:00

R132 I don't think anyone here is accusing Ben of being a sexual abuser/harrasser, but he knows these people, he runs very close to or in these circles, he almost certainly has been prey of or a willing participant with some of these types. All we're doing is pointing out the obvious: Benji isn't the wide-eyed, 100% heterosexual naïf that he presents himself as to his fangirl army.

R134 I'm with you, but please God, not with Bryan. The horror.

replies 135Dec 7, 2017 3:15 AM +00:00

And damn it, I still want to know what went down on that yacht trip with (X-Men alum) Alex Gonzales!

replies 136Dec 7, 2017 3:16 AM +00:00

For R134:

Nicholas Hoult shows his naked ass to Colin Firth:
replies 137Dec 7, 2017 1:25 PM +00:00

R137, he’s an amateur. The hole presentation is weak.

--Bonner Bolton
replies 138Dec 7, 2017 1:29 PM +00:00

R138 so it’s good acting then as he is playing an inexperienced schoolboy?

replies 139Dec 7, 2017 3:48 PM +00:00

Isn't there a Nicholas Hoult thread for this?

replies 140Dec 7, 2017 4:41 PM +00:00

It does serve to bump this thread giving us a reason to view B.B. s naked bum.

replies 141Dec 7, 2017 5:12 PM +00:00

Well if you must.


I never realized that Hoult was so tall, because Ben is quite tall himself.
replies 142Dec 8, 2017 3:49 AM +00:00

Lol at Ben’s boring ass needing another celebrity to spice up his thread.

I wonder if Ben has at least eaten anything interesting this week 🤔

replies 143Dec 8, 2017 3:57 AM +00:00

I dunno, I thought postulating about Ben's proximity to the Singer/Matt Morrison cadre was interesting but it got derailed.

I don't think Ben eats. He subsists on tea and cigs.

replies 144Dec 8, 2017 4:05 AM +00:00

Discussion topic: Who is the top/bottom in the follwoing combos?

BB/Nicholas Hoult

BB/Julian Morris

BB/Alex Gonzales

Tell me, Datalounge!
replies 145Dec 8, 2017 9:22 AM +00:00
I never realized that Hoult was so tall, because Ben is quite tall himself.

Yeah, Nicholas Hoult is very tall. He's about 6'3. Ben is about 6'1.

replies 146Dec 8, 2017 10:15 AM +00:00

B.B. is the kind of guy who would seem like a bottom but he seems controlling too so maybe he’s the top. Or would be a Bossy Bottom.

replies 147Dec 8, 2017 10:44 AM +00:00

Nick Hoult looks like a Bossy Bottom to me, too. Maybe the two of them just get together, argue, then storm off in a huff.

The others R145 asked about, I have no idea.

replies 148Dec 8, 2017 10:50 AM +00:00

B.B. went to GQ’s Man of the Year party at Chateau Marmot last night. Will Poulter is taller too.

17.2k Likes, 229 Comments - Ben Barnes (@benbarnes) on Instagram: “Thanks for having me @GQ at your #gqmoty party. Great to see my buddies @james_marsden &…”
replies 149Dec 8, 2017 11:07 AM +00:00

The Just Jared article doesn’t mention B.B. or have a pic? What is going on with those two?

replies 150Dec 8, 2017 12:35 PM +00:00

R150 Jared's piece on the GQ party makes it all about James Marsden, though he still plugs BB at the end of the article.

R149 The cast of the Punisher must be exceedingly short; Ben loomed over them all.

And now every time I see or type the initials BB in here, I read it as 'Bossy Bottom.' Thanks, DL!

See more photos of Marsden and his girlfriend...
Just Jared
replies 151Dec 8, 2017 12:46 PM +00:00

Asking the tough questions.

“VIDEO: GQ Men of the Year Party – Departures (TMZ) ( (”
replies 152Dec 9, 2017 2:01 AM +00:00

BB needs to prepare some good stock answers for those nudity questions; he'll be getting a lot more of them.

"Cut or uncut, Ben?" - The Datalounge Herald

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replies 154Dec 10, 2017 10:22 AM +00:00

Too bad he doesn't have a better career. He deserves it.

replies 155Dec 10, 2017 12:17 PM +00:00

Obviously, he did not sleep with the right people.

--K. Spacey
replies 156Dec 10, 2017 12:52 PM +00:00

I’ve read in a recent interview that he prefers to send a videotaped audition rather do it in person. Is this because he gets nervous? Is it avoiding casting couch? Does it hurt his chances in getting roles? I’d like to know what casting directors think of auditioning by video?

replies 157Dec 10, 2017 8:21 PM +00:00

I haven't seen that interview. Definitely sounds like he auditioned in person for The Punisher, though.

If true, it seems counter-productive. He should use his looks and charming personality to schmooze people into giving him parts. On the other hand, maybe he doesn't want the casting people to see how veddy British and fey he is in real life and have that color their perceptions of him?

replies 158Dec 11, 2017 3:01 AM +00:00