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Tom Hiddleston’s bulge

This mouthwatering picture is making me so hungry. So much so I needed to share. I know you bitches don’t give a fuck about him but, this man is mouthwatering.
replies 45Nov 17, 2017 12:03 PM +00:00

tom is uggo fuggo.

replies 1Nov 17, 2017 12:10 PM +00:00

What a pained expression he has there. Did the photographer show him a blow-up of a photo of his romp in the surf with Taylor Swift wearing the I "Heart" Taylor t-shirt before snapping?

replies 2Nov 17, 2017 12:11 PM +00:00


--Jon "Anaconda" Hamm
replies 3Nov 17, 2017 12:12 PM +00:00

More of a bump, not a bulge.

replies 4Nov 17, 2017 12:19 PM +00:00

It is a British bulge; they are always demure.

replies 5Nov 17, 2017 12:26 PM +00:00

I know he's alleged to be good looking, but I just don't see it.

replies 6Nov 17, 2017 12:27 PM +00:00

More camel toe than bulge

replies 7Nov 17, 2017 12:27 PM +00:00

The photographer should have fluffed him more because that is one sad bulge.

replies 8Nov 17, 2017 12:34 PM +00:00

He had a bulge in parts of the latest Thor movie, but I’m not seeing it here.

replies 9Nov 17, 2017 12:41 PM +00:00

But you can see outline. If there was nothing there at all then I would worry. You girls are crazy.

replies 10Nov 17, 2017 12:58 PM +00:00

And feel free to post men with bigger bulges if you feel so inclined. I ❤️ Hiddleston but love bulge better.

replies 11Nov 17, 2017 1:00 PM +00:00

I’m with you op. I found him tantalizing in The Night Manager. I’d like to smoke his sausage

replies 12Nov 17, 2017 1:01 PM +00:00

R10 You're the one who literally called it a bulge, and now you're getting pissy we're complaining about lack of bulge?

replies 13Nov 17, 2017 1:15 PM +00:00

I'd do him

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replies 15Nov 17, 2017 1:31 PM +00:00

He's shown a nice bulge many times. Not really in these pics but I post them just because he looks so nice in them. He'd be super hot with a slightly different personality. He's just trying so damn hard to be likable which makes him seem desperate.
replies 16Nov 17, 2017 1:32 PM +00:00

Here's some dick.
replies 17Nov 17, 2017 1:33 PM +00:00

When is he going to come out of his Taylor swift closet. Answer if you get my joke.

replies 18Nov 17, 2017 2:04 PM +00:00

I think that was “padding” R9

replies 19Nov 17, 2017 3:33 PM +00:00

It always sort of curves left R17. I hate a curved dick. I like nice thick straight dicks. Is that weird? Does anyone here like curved dicks? No shame. I’m not judging.

replies 20Nov 17, 2017 3:36 PM +00:00

Watch the sweatpants. I think he's commando here.

source :
replies 21Nov 17, 2017 3:40 PM +00:00

He looked better on Night Manager than he usually does. Flattering lighting, gorgeous beaches, Hugh Laurie didn’t look half bad too.

replies 22Nov 17, 2017 3:53 PM +00:00

It looks like one of those Circus Peanut candies my mother used to be so fond of.

replies 23Nov 17, 2017 4:25 PM +00:00

That's no bulge. That's a nubbin.

replies 24Nov 17, 2017 4:41 PM +00:00

Probably not circumcised

--the uncut troll
replies 25Nov 17, 2017 4:44 PM +00:00

Damn R21 that thing with him in bed with the other dude was hot! His personality seemed cute, too.

replies 26Nov 17, 2017 4:59 PM +00:00

Mouth watering? Girl, no. If he withers any further, he will collapse into a pile of dust.

replies 27Nov 18, 2017 6:21 AM +00:00

R16 if you can't show much in tight shorts made of thin white cotton then there ain't much to see.

replies 28Nov 18, 2017 6:27 AM +00:00

R20, you don't like them to curve upward? That's "normal" to me.

replies 29Nov 18, 2017 6:29 AM +00:00

Thanks, OP. Love Hiddleston. Comes across as intelligent, eloquent, inquisitive, well-mannered. Perhaps over-eager / desperate to push through his career. But that's how you make it in showbiz.

He has a very soothing, velvety voice - if his career fizzles out in the future, he should narrate audio-books.

But he's almost 40. No wife or kids, not even a significant long-term partner (at least in public). What's his deal? Did anyone hear any rumours about him?

replies 30Nov 18, 2017 6:56 AM +00:00

He strikes me as a donglover, though I have never read any evidence. And no, DL assertions do not equal "evidence."

replies 31Nov 18, 2017 6:58 AM +00:00

His publicist, Luke Windsor, is gay. Any DLers know Mr Windsor? C'mon, someone must have some insider scoop. London's gay scene is pretty interconnected.

replies 32Nov 18, 2017 7:05 AM +00:00

Isn't he a bottom?

replies 33Nov 18, 2017 7:06 AM +00:00

You mean VPL not bulge OP. But man, that suit is ugly.

replies 34Nov 18, 2017 7:09 AM +00:00

He once took a male friend as his date to the premiere of a film he didn't star in. And during Hiddleswift he was outed by a VF journalist and Perez, though without proofs.

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replies 36Nov 18, 2017 7:30 AM +00:00
He once took a male friend as his date to the premiere of a film he didn't star in.

Did they have sex?

replies 37Nov 18, 2017 7:30 AM +00:00

R37 His name is Joh Macmillan. They starred in a short film together and for a while were inseparable.
replies 38Nov 18, 2017 7:40 AM +00:00

What bulge?

replies 39Nov 18, 2017 7:42 AM +00:00

For R30:

Hiddleston has been rumoured to be gay or bi forever and long before Hiddleswift happend. Former RADA insiders claimed that it was "known" there that Kenneth Branagh was Tom's "mentor" and that Branagh didn't took interest in back then 20 year old Hiddleston just because of his acting talent. Prior to the first Thor movie every single acting credit Tom had was somehow linked with Kenneth Branagh. People who work/ worked in the London theater scene also said that Tom is gay and deeply ashamed about it. There are two big and longstanding rumours regarding Tom's partner(s); that he's in a LTR with Kenneth Branagh or that he's in a relationship or secretly married to his gay publicist Luke Windsor. Rumour also had it that Tom had an eating disorder around 2013, that he's a grower and a top.

replies 40Dec 7, 2017 6:06 AM +00:00

Twinky Tom.

I didn't realize he's actually a ginge.
replies 41Dec 7, 2017 6:16 AM +00:00

I don't even care about Tom H. but r40 has some GREAT gossip! Thanks for that! Anything on Dominic Cooper by any chance? :)

replies 42Dec 7, 2017 6:27 AM +00:00

He was FRIGHTENINGLY thin around 2013. He always slims down when he's filming as Loki, but IIRC he looked his worst well after the second Thor film had wrapped and been released.

I don't think he's gay, but I think spending his life in boarding schools + his parents' divorce have left him pretty fucked up and clueless when it comes to staying in relationships for more than a few months.

replies 43Dec 7, 2017 4:32 PM +00:00

Why do you think he’s not gay R43?

replies 44Dec 8, 2017 5:44 PM +00:00

He's not a good looking fellow. His unattractiveness was actually distracting in the new Thor movie.

replies 45Dec 8, 2017 6:15 PM +00:00