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Up-and-Coming Gay Novelist North Morgan Part 2

Because Gay Literature is important.

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1,676 Likes, 35 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “culturally appropriating Greek ppl”
replies 395Oct 31, 2017 2:25 AM +00:00

Part 1:

replies 1Oct 31, 2017 2:28 AM +00:00

We did this shyster last week.

Why're we doing him again this week?

--Been there, done that
replies 2Oct 31, 2017 2:29 AM +00:00

Next novel:

520 Likes, 21 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “I’m freakin excited to share the cover of my new book, “Into?” Just to answer a couple of quick…”
replies 3Oct 31, 2017 2:29 AM +00:00

Pre-order here:

Less than Zero with an Instagram accountKonrad Platt needs to get out of town. Heartbroken after his boyfriend leaves him for another man, Konrad abandons his life in London for the warm sun and blue surf of LA. He occupies a refined world of hard abs, VIP parties, and designer drugs that’s const...
replies 4Oct 31, 2017 2:29 AM +00:00

This is the 40 year old with silicon in his buttocks

--Alan Hollinghurst
replies 5Oct 31, 2017 2:48 AM +00:00

Some serious fuggos olds and poors on his Insta.

replies 6Oct 31, 2017 3:11 AM +00:00

No dahling, it's all Real:
replies 7Oct 31, 2017 10:38 AM +00:00

My 10 year old car's tires have more life to them than that flat ass @R7.

replies 8Oct 31, 2017 10:59 AM +00:00

Why was the other thread closed? It wasn't full, except with his ego and ample pec muscles.

replies 9Oct 31, 2017 11:00 AM +00:00

Do gay men in every profession have to be whores just to get attention? Can you look professional -- and not like a rentboy -- and still merit attention for your work/art?

replies 10Oct 31, 2017 11:16 AM +00:00

R10, please link to any DL threads that are about average-looking accomplished artists. Please!

--average-looking accomplished artist, who ain't a circuit ho.
replies 11Oct 31, 2017 12:06 PM +00:00

Small pupils indoor:

1,430 Likes, 32 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “GREAT BRITAIN NEEDS ME ??”
replies 12Oct 31, 2017 12:10 PM +00:00
replies 13Oct 31, 2017 12:56 PM +00:00

Does this wannabe actually put words on paper?

I'd like the grasping OP to give us a paragraph or two.

--Leo Tolstoy
replies 14Oct 31, 2017 1:00 PM +00:00

R10 A lot of bottoms will try and show as much of their body as possible. They're doing it for male attention, like women.

replies 15Oct 31, 2017 1:51 PM +00:00

PoeTry dahling PoeTry:

northmorganA poem: ✍🏻Roses are red✍🏻 ✍🏻My leg big and wet✍🏻 ✍🏻Gay rights trans rights black lives matter✍🏻 ✍🏻Me too love is love pander pander pander✍🏻 ✍🏻I’m a naked social media activist i do this for you here’s my ass give me money✍🏻
1,249 Likes, 36 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “A poem: ?????Roses are red????? ?????My leg big and wet????? ?????Gay rights trans rights black lives matter?????…”
replies 16Nov 9, 2017 7:44 PM +00:00

Preppy Throwback:

279 Likes, 11 Comments - Brett Burbach (@brettburbach) on Instagram: “Another year closer to death. HBD @northmorgan ????”
replies 17Nov 9, 2017 7:47 PM +00:00

Bros being Bros:

590 Likes, 24 Comments - Brett Burbach (@brettburbach) on Instagram: “July 3rd ???????? @northmorgan”
replies 18Nov 9, 2017 7:48 PM +00:00

Captain Fantastits!

replies 19Nov 13, 2017 9:14 AM +00:00

He’s a fairly talented writer, at least so far as his long ago blog “London Preppy”. Filled with insecurity, ego and cock.

He’s aging in his latest pictures. A pity....Greeks can be well preserved. But he’s nearing 40, and we all go through that.

He’s still much hotter than all the posters on DL.

replies 20Nov 13, 2017 9:27 AM +00:00

Quite big tits.

1,795 Likes, 55 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “"The one good thing that is happening specifically in LA and more generally in my life right now,…”
replies 21Nov 13, 2017 9:52 AM +00:00

R20: slightly critical but overall adoring and rated as superior to ALL.

Hi, North! Didja get those titties sucked while getting barebacked fucked last weekend?

replies 22Nov 13, 2017 9:56 AM +00:00

Are his tits fake? There’s something really off about the shape.

And that book (and its title) looks like shit. The cover is awful!

replies 23Nov 13, 2017 10:00 AM +00:00

Cute as a button, but humility is not his middle name!

replies 24Nov 13, 2017 10:14 AM +00:00

Those are real pectoral muscles. He was blessed with a wide chest, and worked hard on them, I'm sure.

He certainly didn't work very hard on his "novels."
--Love/Hate him!!
replies 25Nov 13, 2017 10:17 AM +00:00

You can practically smell the insecurity and narcissism.

It's kind of fascinating, really. It is like a microcosm to the stereotypical life of an aging gay man, l desperately trying to hold on to the beauty he has left.

replies 26Nov 13, 2017 10:17 AM +00:00

R22 no,no.....North looks better than all DATALOUNGE posters.

Admit’re a fug.

People who look like North are a common in West Hollywood.

replies 27Nov 13, 2017 10:18 AM +00:00

And how many photos of DataLounge regulars have you ever seen, R20 R27?

Any of you that you'd care to link, Mary?


Got it.


replies 28Nov 13, 2017 10:23 AM +00:00

The obvious hatred and envy of good looking gay men is completely apparent on Datalounge.

Good looking people don’t to tear down hotties. They consider good looking gay guys as the same tribe.

Got it?


replies 29Nov 13, 2017 10:38 AM +00:00

I see Miss North has found this thread at R29.

Hon, you cannot write FOR SHIT.

replies 30Nov 13, 2017 10:41 AM +00:00

But he can definitely show off dem titties!

replies 31Nov 13, 2017 10:42 AM +00:00

R27 R29: No photos, ugly closet WeHo homo, vociferously defending a complete stranger, who's his circuit "author" hero.


replies 32Nov 13, 2017 10:43 AM +00:00

(North Morgan, hastily looking up the definition of "vociferously")
replies 33Nov 13, 2017 10:54 AM +00:00

R32 “circuit author hero”? Oh my sides.

Admit it. You’re jealous.

And R30....I agree that North’s writing, in his novel, has been bad.

replies 34Nov 13, 2017 10:56 AM +00:00

Jealous of what, his vapid life of gym, snort, write for an hour a week; gym, circuit party, bareback sex, rinse, repeat?

No, dear. I had my fun and survived.

replies 35Nov 13, 2017 11:52 AM +00:00

Have any of you read the novels of Steven Cooper? Another gay novelist. His fourth book was recently released... he doesn't have a shirtless instagram account and didn't detail his sex life in a blog, so no one may know who he is!

This is just a short excerpt for the about page.
Steven Cooper
replies 36Nov 13, 2017 12:16 PM +00:00

R36 nobody on DL cares. Steven Cooper may be a good writer, but he’s not shirtless, not young and not as attractive as North Morgan.

Hence the shrill jealous old queens are not interested in VOCIFEROUSLY judging him.

replies 37Nov 13, 2017 1:30 PM +00:00

Don't you dare mention other authors in this thread about me- er, the handsome prolific North Morgan!
--Vociferously NOT North Morgan
replies 38Nov 13, 2017 1:35 PM +00:00

Does anyone have a pic of North’s hole?

--Asking for a friend
replies 39Nov 13, 2017 1:39 PM +00:00

Worship the cock! Read my books! Get some free HIV!

Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet.
--not at all North Morgan
replies 40Nov 13, 2017 1:43 PM +00:00

Look at this serious author!

Breed me and get a free book!

Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet.
replies 41Nov 13, 2017 1:45 PM +00:00

This great novelists social media is like so many authors. Have you seen John Grisham and Stephen KIng's Instagram photos? Both shirtless and hanging around with other shirtless male writers.

replies 42Nov 13, 2017 1:49 PM +00:00

Gorgeous guy, not a surprise to see bitchy comments. But those should be used on genuine dickheads.

replies 43Nov 13, 2017 1:52 PM +00:00

Hot photos r41. Where'd they come from? 😏

He's a good writer as far as his blog posts go. They show a lack of humanity that could be studied. Not sure about his novels, having never read one myself.

replies 44Nov 13, 2017 1:56 PM +00:00

R43 you must be new around here.

replies 45Nov 13, 2017 1:59 PM +00:00

The majority of his "reviews" are from people who've only reviewed one book, and some shoes.

Sock puppet fans or his meth-snorting pals in WeHo.

#1,126,249 Paid in Kindle Store; what a hit!

Maine Hudson has a high tolerance for pharmaceuticals and a low tolerance for everything and everyone else.   This includes his Greek parents, who bankroll his glorious isolation in London. This includes his career as a consultant, his clients, his boss, the majority of his co...
replies 46Nov 13, 2017 2:01 PM +00:00

Why so bitter R46? I see no news stories or personal confessions from North about meth snorting or HIV.

Your vociferous hatred is making you sound deranged.

replies 47Nov 13, 2017 2:18 PM +00:00

And your pathetic cheerleading for mediocrity is inane.

Text on a screen doesn't "sound" like anything, North, er North "fan."

You/he need(s) a copy editor.

replies 48Nov 13, 2017 2:36 PM +00:00

You are hilarious R48

Please embarrass yourself further

replies 49Nov 13, 2017 2:42 PM +00:00

You are insipid, R49

Please learn English grammar and punctuation.

replies 50Nov 13, 2017 2:46 PM +00:00

R49 = OP and half the posts in this thread; obviously obsessed and sad.

Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet.
replies 51Nov 13, 2017 2:49 PM +00:00

I’m not one all bunged with hatred at this random guy.

Why are you so bitter? Do you have any love in your life? How long has it been since anyone has touched you?

--R49, etc
replies 52Nov 13, 2017 2:51 PM +00:00

You are very invested in this conversation, aren’t you R51?

--R49, etc
replies 53Nov 13, 2017 2:54 PM +00:00

I’m not one all hyped up with slathering smug praise for you, er, I mean your favorite novelist/circuit slut, R-every other post.

Why are you so obsessed? Do you have any love in your life? How long has it been since anyone bareback-fucked you?

Do you expect utter silence or sycophantic praise with every reply?

If so, you're on the wrong website.

--OP has been TRIG-gerrrrred!
replies 54Nov 13, 2017 2:56 PM +00:00

Do go on R54.

Do you feel your blood pressure rising?

replies 55Nov 13, 2017 3:02 PM +00:00

OP/R55: "Pay attention to ME! No, don't pay attention to me."

Make up your mind, narcissistic dullard.

Your circuit whore's books are shit.

replies 56Nov 13, 2017 3:35 PM +00:00

I don’t deny that North’s novels are bad.

But that’s really is not the motivating factor for your venom towards North, is it R56?

You want what North has, don’t you? It’s as plain as day.

Envy is unattractive.

replies 57Nov 13, 2017 3:47 PM +00:00

Poor OP; comes to self-proclaimed "bitchy" website, then reels in horror when people are actually bitchy about his jackoff no-talent un-celebrity.

replies 58Nov 13, 2017 6:13 PM +00:00

I haven't seen any full nude photos of North. I know that would make me appreciate his writing far more.

replies 59Nov 13, 2017 6:15 PM +00:00

That is a nice dick.


replies 60Nov 13, 2017 6:18 PM +00:00

R58 you’re not contributing anything valid to this thread.

All “meth” this, and “HIV” that.

If you want to scrawl your demented fevered imaginings, then don’t surprised that other people call you on it.

replies 61Nov 13, 2017 6:38 PM +00:00

To quote your pathetic attempt to mock me, OP- R61, aka every other post on this thread, aka North Whoregan himself, "Oh, my sides!"

You came to this website specifically to get attention for this guy/you, then shriek in horror that anyone DARE to poke fun, and when his nearly illegible reader book reviews (obviously penned by his illiterate circuit pals) are linked, you go crazy.

The only one "calling" is you, OP, you and your snide inconsistent smug praise for this mediocre writer and gym addict, oops, I mean, YOU, dear Northy.

Love the tits! See ya on Grindr, whore.

replies 62Nov 13, 2017 7:09 PM +00:00

I’m the one who’s going crazy R62?

You really think I am “North Morgan”?

Oh my sides!

I would pity you, except that I have a cruel sense of humor.

replies 63Nov 13, 2017 7:17 PM +00:00

And yet, you permanently park your ass here, desperately waiting for attention, to angrily defend your "author" and his vast superiority to anyone.

Go have another cocktail or five in WeHo, Mary. You have yet to acquire a sense of anything, let alone humor.

replies 64Nov 13, 2017 7:20 PM +00:00

Why are people paying attention to a 40 year old circuit queen?

replies 65Nov 13, 2017 7:25 PM +00:00

You’re hostile and confused R64. There there....shhh.

I have said, multiple times, that North’s writing was not good. That he is aging. That he’s insecure.

But your hysteria and hostility about North is quite out of proportion . You are jealous that he had sex. You are jealous that he has a long term boyfriend. You are jealous because he is attractive. Your venom is not going to change that.

Why don’t you have a cocktail in whatever hellhole you live in. Or five. Whatever it takes.

Forget about North. Forget about your life, for one evening.

replies 66Nov 13, 2017 7:40 PM +00:00

You're triggered and sociopathic, sad OP R66.

Defending this thread like the inane little fanboy you are, as if it were your little hobbled together fort of pec worship, you can only mimic other's posts, because you have no original thoughts at all.

You also defend a hack writer whose hero is sociopath Bret Easton Ellis.

Good company, OP, the North Morgan-obsessed sociopath.

You're obviously new here, so here's a tip: You don't run things.

And you're stupid.

replies 67Nov 13, 2017 8:35 PM +00:00

And you run things on Datalounge R67? You think you are that important?

Sad. Pathetic.

And stupid.

replies 68Nov 13, 2017 9:12 PM +00:00

^ OP, the North Morgan deranged fanboy: a desperate sociopath....running out of gas.
replies 69Nov 13, 2017 9:48 PM +00:00

Where is the link to his profile?

replies 70Nov 13, 2017 10:02 PM +00:00

R69 you are a loon. Nice balloon gif. What else have you got?

I have to go to bed.

But you keep jealousy stewing over your nonsensical hatred of North Morgan, a guy that doesn’t know your alive, and wouldn’t care if he did. Your obsession with him is sad and pathetic or stupid.

--Oh my said
replies 71Nov 13, 2017 10:10 PM +00:00

"I have to go to bed." - Your dildo is calling.

"Your obsession with him" - types the crazed fan who STARTED this thread.

"doesn’t know your alive" - my alive what, illiterate douchebro?

"Oh my said" - Said what (see above)?
--OP, the obsessed North Morgan troll, has to go to bed. A nation sighs in relief.
replies 72Nov 13, 2017 11:01 PM +00:00

Can both of you just shut up? Jesus Christ.

--Now back to mocking and drooling
replies 73Nov 14, 2017 12:08 AM +00:00

Does he actually have a long-term boyfriend? It's difficult to tell from that Instagram.

replies 74Nov 14, 2017 3:05 AM +00:00

Mr Steven Cooper:

12 Likes, 3 Comments - Steven Cooper (@stevencooperbooks) on Instagram: “My novel features a Phoenix psychic. I walk into a metaphysical bookstore in Atlanta and I see…”
replies 75Nov 14, 2017 4:06 AM +00:00

R73 sorry. I know that this has been ridiculous, but I just couldn’t stop prodding Mr Asshole Gif.

R74 The last time that I looked at North Morgan’s Instragram, he had pictures of his boyfriend and a link to his boyfriends blog. They were obviously a couple.

R75 do you have permission to start threads? If not, I’ll gladly start a thread which is devoted to Steven Cooper.

replies 76Nov 14, 2017 7:16 AM +00:00

R76: oh please do re: Steven Cooper. TIA.

replies 77Nov 14, 2017 7:41 AM +00:00

Gurl needs to keep her shirt on.

--M. Proust, posting from bed
replies 78Nov 14, 2017 7:46 AM +00:00

R77 Your Steven Cooper thread is now ready

At the request of a poster in the North Morgan thread, here’s a thread devoted to the writer: Steven Cooper.
the DataLounge
replies 79Nov 14, 2017 7:59 AM +00:00

Lazy bitch needs to stop skipping leg day.

replies 80Nov 14, 2017 8:00 AM +00:00

R80 that’s skipping leg day? ⬇️

2,550 Likes, 50 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “Reunited and it feels so hood”
replies 81Nov 14, 2017 8:03 AM +00:00

"I know that this has been ridiculous..." - OP aka R76

Yes, OP, but your lame droning Aspie-esque defense of this guy is more sad and guileless (more words for you to look up, or tattoo on your leg, perhaps).

"The last time that I looked at North Morgan’s Instragram (sic)" = five minutes ago.

Admit it, OP/crazed fan; you're obsessed. You're also a smug, droning undeservedly elitist nobody. You should copy-paste all this for your/his next "satirical" novel (which will just be a snarky roman a clef - Hey, another word for you to learn).

--Book Reviewer, tossing this in the trash.
replies 82Nov 14, 2017 9:41 AM +00:00
he had pictures of his boyfriend and a link to his boyfriends blog

Really? Because I went back ten months and found no pictures of this Steven guy on his IG, or any pics of him tagged. There were several pics with the 'brettburbach' guy tagged, however, among others.

replies 83Nov 14, 2017 9:53 AM +00:00

The prose of this poem brings a tear to my eye.

1,249 Likes, 36 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “A poem: ?????Roses are red????? ?????My leg big and wet????? ?????Gay rights trans rights black lives matter?????…”
replies 84Nov 14, 2017 9:57 AM +00:00

Ah, you’ve woken up R82. Or the Bedlam attendants have granted you access to a computer.

I’m not the OP. I first posted at R20.

You are the one who read North’s Amazon reviews, and then searched the reviewers to find out that they’d only reviewed shoes before they reviewed North’s books. Really...and you’re calling me obsessed?

I don’t really care about North’s books, but I did enjoy his London Preppy blog. But I have enjoyed needling and prodding you. Such rage at someone you don’t supposedly care about. You will never have North’s life. You are just an ugly man, inside and out. Deep down, you agree with me. You don’t deserve love.

Who don’t you block me, if I so offend you?

--Oh. My. Sides.
replies 85Nov 14, 2017 10:03 AM +00:00

Keep projecting your own ugly bile, R85, if that gets you through the day.

And do keep up with your slathering adoration and feeble attempts at insults, Mary. It shows your vapidity.

And no, cunt, I don't agree with you on anything. You're a smug little cunt, worshipping a no-talent circuit cocke-snorting narcissist.

Enjoy your vapid WeHo life, cunt!

replies 86Nov 14, 2017 10:14 AM +00:00

R84: " The prose of this poem brings a tear to my eye. "

Prose is not a poem, idiot.

R84: "Books are so decorative, don't you think?"

replies 87Nov 14, 2017 10:15 AM +00:00

"You will never have North’s life. "

And neither will you, hollow sociopathic tool.

R85: a sociopathic obsessed fan defending a sociopathic muscle Mary circuit author who tattoos quotes from a sociopathic author of psychopathic murder stories.

One could surmise that Morgan has only posted here pretending to be a fan, simply because his slimy hero Bret Easton Ellis has done the same.

replies 88Nov 14, 2017 10:20 AM +00:00

^ Yes I do.
replies 89Nov 14, 2017 10:20 AM +00:00

“A sociopathic muscle Mary circuit author”

Oh my sides!


replies 90Nov 14, 2017 10:26 AM +00:00

if i ignore this hack writer. will he go ...away?

replies 91Nov 14, 2017 10:27 AM +00:00

"I'm a naked social media activist I do this for you here's my ass give me money"

Just beautiful. I see why you like him so much.

replies 92Nov 14, 2017 10:28 AM +00:00

R92, good enough for him to tattoo on his/your ass?

The sad thing about his "fans" like OP, etc., is their glaring failure to differentiate satire from life lesson.

Being a sad attempt of a bitchy hateful cunt, as R85 tries to be, only prove their ineptitude in taking any lessons from such "literature." They see it as a handbook.

"What don't you block me?" I think that was supposed to be Why, and the answer is the same when gazing upon a wallabee in a zoo; because you're funny to look at.

Such sour sad souls. (That's called alliteration, Northie-fan illiterates.)
replies 93Nov 14, 2017 10:33 AM +00:00

Ace Era is hot R93

But he’s a sad troubled soul, at least according the DL thread about him.

You are a sad troubled soul, but you’re not hot. A terrible combination.

You are jealous. Of North. Of people who have friends. Of people who are willingly touched by someone....anyone.


replies 94Nov 14, 2017 10:55 AM +00:00

Cunty, the only thing worse than bad sentence fragment poetry is when it's typed by a hypocritical prissy bitch nobody like you. Prove you're hot, hauty phaggotte, or STFU.

replies 95Nov 14, 2017 11:04 AM +00:00

R95 There, there......shhhh.

Rest your head on my breast....

replies 96Nov 14, 2017 11:09 AM +00:00

Girls, girls. Stop it this minute. You're both miserable, smelly, rancid cunts!

replies 97Nov 14, 2017 11:09 AM +00:00

R97 my apologies for this total derailment of this thread.

But I have to dump gasoline on this burning dumpster fire at R95

replies 98Nov 14, 2017 11:12 AM +00:00

Yes, do threaten violence, bitch. That's the last resort of the inept and inarticulate.

replies 99Nov 14, 2017 11:13 AM +00:00

R99 it surprises me, with you deep grasp of English, that you wouldn’t recognize a metaphor.

Tsk tsk....since that is your only claim to self esteem...

replies 100Nov 14, 2017 11:18 AM +00:00

It surprises me that you feebly attempted the use of a metaphor.

Will you have it tattooed on your leg, too?

replies 101Nov 14, 2017 11:25 AM +00:00

You can do much better than that feeble riposte R101

replies 102Nov 14, 2017 11:27 AM +00:00

R102: "Pay attention to me!!!!!!"
replies 103Nov 14, 2017 11:33 AM +00:00

Can someone start a new part two thread? Without these two? Then we can go there and leave them to bicker.

replies 104Nov 15, 2017 12:25 AM +00:00

Nauseating isn't it R104. But there are plenty of good cock shots in this thread so let's keep it. Just block those two screeching harpies!

replies 105Nov 15, 2017 12:36 AM +00:00

This 'screeching harpie' posted those nude photos, cunt.

You're welcome, cunt.

replies 106Nov 15, 2017 1:59 PM +00:00

Beef galore!

northmorganPut some bbq sauce on that

brettburbachHow could you do mike so dirty like this tho??

559 Likes, 7 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “Put some bbq sauce on that”
replies 107Nov 18, 2017 8:24 PM +00:00

Is he the Steve Grand of gay novelists?

replies 108Nov 18, 2017 8:31 PM +00:00

An aptly named team.

2,556 Likes, 80 Comments - The LA Basics - Kyle (@the_la_basics) on Instagram: “???????? | 50,000 BASICS |???????? Who would have thought that a regular guy like me who just wanted a simple…”
replies 109Nov 18, 2017 10:02 PM +00:00

^ I fucking love that Instagram account.

replies 110Nov 18, 2017 10:05 PM +00:00

R12 that means he was either on opiates, or he had a flash on his mobile phone camera.

replies 111Nov 19, 2017 6:02 PM +00:00

Yes it's hilarious R109!

3,822 Likes, 102 Comments - The LA Basics - Kyle (@the_la_basics) on Instagram: “61 degrees in LA today, so obvi I decided to layer up ???????? Thx @klwhick for the endless supply of…”
replies 112Nov 19, 2017 6:05 PM +00:00

Good lord. This is what passes for gay "literature"? It's superficial crap that wouldn't get a B in a high school creative writing class.

northmorgan Do you know when there’s a hot guy in the gym and you walk past each other and half a second later there’s a draft of air that’s caused by you two crossing each other and for just one fleeting moment you can smell his body scent? That moment that holds all the pathos, all the lust and desire and the immediate despair that you feel knowing that this is the closest you’ll ever get to this guy and his scent and his body, and now he’s gone. That moment, times a million. INTO? / Out May 22 2018
1,227 Likes, 43 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “Do you know when there’s a hot guy in the gym and you walk past each other and half a second later…”
replies 113Nov 24, 2017 5:44 PM +00:00

Yes R113....I had that exact same experience, in the real life, at the gym two hours ago.

North is the voice of a certain segment of the gay male population.

replies 114Nov 24, 2017 5:49 PM +00:00

OK, R114, I've had that experience in the gym as well. Nevertheless, this still seems like dreck.

replies 115Nov 24, 2017 5:59 PM +00:00

"the voice of a certain segment of the gay male population.

Yes, vapid WeHo queens with body dysmorphia, who, by the way, don't read books.

--Good luck with that, "North."
replies 116Nov 24, 2017 9:48 PM +00:00

This person is a street in Chicago.

Chicago, IL
N Morgan St
replies 117Nov 24, 2017 9:57 PM +00:00

or the unused name of a generic porn whore.

replies 118Nov 24, 2017 10:11 PM +00:00

It’s almost here:

northmorganDo you know when there’s a hot guy in the gym and you walk past each other and half a second later there’s a draft of air that’s caused by you two crossing each other and for just one fleeting moment you can smell his body scent? That moment that holds all the pathos: all the lust and desire and the immediate despair that you feel knowing that this is the closest you’ll ever get to this guy and his body and his life, and now he’s gone. That moment, times a million. INTO? / Out May 22 2018
2,040 Likes, 55 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “Do you know when there’s a hot guy in the gym and you walk past each other and half a second later…”
replies 119Nov 25, 2017 5:32 AM +00:00

Oops sorry, didn’t see r113 before posting...

replies 120Nov 25, 2017 5:34 AM +00:00

No, North. You didn't see. you were too busy copy-pasting your shitty prose to try to make your shitty "novel" happen.

So, "Out May 22 2018," which means we're going to endure half a year of self-promotional hype from this circuit queen as he pretends to be one adoring fan after another.

replies 121Nov 25, 2017 9:21 AM +00:00

I for one look forward to the inevitable additional dick-pic leak that will drive up more business. Yes there's some old ones, but we want to see it as it is TODAY, after the treatments and penis pump.

--*hint, hint*
replies 122Nov 25, 2017 9:26 AM +00:00

Yes, R122! "To have no talent is not enough."

--Mazeppa, Artiste of the Dance
replies 123Nov 25, 2017 9:38 AM +00:00

Poor lamb can you bare “endure half a year of self promotional hype from this circuit queen”?

It must be hard for you, living with such artistic degradation all around you. You are so courageous.

replies 124Nov 25, 2017 10:56 AM +00:00

Brave, stalwart R124; defending the Golds Gym literary greats on a gossip website with feeble attempts at sarcasm. what a hero!

replies 125Nov 25, 2017 11:03 AM +00:00

You know you don’t wanna miss this:
replies 126Nov 26, 2017 8:16 PM +00:00

Okay, who among us is gonna pony up the membership to his Only Fans page (assuming that he is not fucking with people)?

Obsessed troll, you seem to most likely to be setting aside a portion of your social security check to find additional North’s cock shots.

replies 127Nov 26, 2017 8:25 PM +00:00

R127 aka OP, aka every single other post in this thread.

Obsessed troll, thy name is OP, aka the haggard has-been circuit queen who will die alone.

Being an obsessed fanboy isn't going to make anyone like this shitty books, OP.

Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet.
replies 128Nov 26, 2017 8:52 PM +00:00

I have no plans to purchase his novel any time soon, but North (is that his legal name?) certainly is a sexy man who possess one Hell of a big, gorgeous behind. I am certain that he has pleasured many, many dicks with that dumpster.

replies 129Nov 26, 2017 9:12 PM +00:00

Well R128? Are you going to spend the money on North’s Only Fans page?

I’m impressed you know how to operate Imgur....most mentally deficient people can’t do that.

replies 130Nov 26, 2017 9:12 PM +00:00

R130, the resident North Morgan fan troll, is easily impressed by 30 seconds of copy-pasting and screencapturing.

That's obvious, since he thinks this muscle mary with a fake name is a worthy writer.

Keep it up with the deluded feeble attacks on others' presumed age, North, er, North "Fan." It's really helping you win over the DL crowd.

replies 131Nov 26, 2017 9:22 PM +00:00


"I struggled to finish the book, but I did manage to finish reading it at the end. It's an average read, neither great or exiting. It's a story I recognise and see far too often in London and probably copied from other books.

"I personally would not recommend it.

"I did consider purchasing this book on kindle, but luckily it was lent to me, so therefore I saved my cash."
replies 132Nov 26, 2017 9:27 PM +00:00

I am instantly turned off by tats and smirking selfie-egos that have an empty neurotic need to take pictures of themselves all day long, but I can't deny his innate sexual appeal. But I find 40ish men in still good shape in a 40ish body much more sexier than 20something hardbodies. And he's got awesome loins. Love those lovehandles on his side. He's a man with just a hint of boyishness in his face, still hanging on to baby fat. Adorable.

The ego, however, will always be the deal-breaker for me.

replies 133Nov 26, 2017 9:36 PM +00:00

Am I wrong R131? I’m certain that you receive most of your income through Social Security: either because you’re old and/or disabled. It helps to explain your irrational rage and bitterness.

Anyway, if you want to put up a GoFundMe in order for you to access North’s Only Fans page, I’d be happy to contribute. My only condition: you must use your Imgur skills to post whatever is behind his Only Fans page and then discuss what your thoughts are on this thread.

The thought of you simmering in impotent rage at North’s body, friends and lifestyle will be delicious.

replies 134Nov 26, 2017 9:37 PM +00:00

"Am I wrong?" - (R134, aka OP, aka the droning obsessed North Morgan cheerleading squad of one)

On all counts, Mary.

Funny how your typing is as dull as the author's. What a coincidence.

replies 135Nov 26, 2017 9:58 PM +00:00

No one below the age of 65 uses “Mary” to refer to other gay guys.

Oh my sides!

replies 136Nov 26, 2017 10:02 PM +00:00

No one below the age of 65 uses “Oh my sides” to refer to anything.


--You've also used 'Oh my sides' 3 times without a comma, idiot.
replies 137Nov 26, 2017 10:05 PM +00:00

Do you a Google alert set up for “North Morgan”, or do you just have the various North Morgan sites (Instagram, his Amazon book reviews, etc) bookmarked on your computer?

How often do you check North’s sites? Daily? Hourly?

Please, we want to know.

--Oh my sides!
replies 138Nov 26, 2017 10:14 PM +00:00

"Please, we want to know. " You and your multiple personalities, each one a dullard.

replies 139Nov 26, 2017 10:17 PM +00:00

Well R139?

How is it you regale us with North’s news so constantly?

After all, you did give us North’s X pics. What else has your obsession with him sniffed out?

replies 140Nov 26, 2017 10:21 PM +00:00

Dancing is good for your Mind and Body:

183 Likes, 5 Comments - Mark 5 (@mark5isalive) on Instagram: “Sit down. Be humble.”
--especially when done with other hunky brodudes
replies 141Nov 26, 2017 10:24 PM +00:00

Manly chests are ever so comforting:

337 Likes, 6 Comments - Mark 5 (@mark5isalive) on Instagram: “I finally listened to @northmorgan and went to Coachella. Can't wait for next year.”
replies 142Nov 26, 2017 10:26 PM +00:00

If I walked into that shot I'd do the trope of pushing North to the side while I jumped in his daddy friend Mark's arms. EXCUSE ME LESSER SHORTER ONE WITH THE PSEUDONYM

He does have good taste

--in daddies
replies 143Nov 27, 2017 2:40 AM +00:00

Ooh, OP/Northie R138 R140 got triggered again! So insistent! So demanding! Another tantrum. Tsk tsk.

That's good, R141, R142; pretty (contrived) pictures for the baby. Calm it down vwith piccies of itself.

replies 144Nov 27, 2017 8:04 AM +00:00

I simply asked you a question R144. Which you have avoided answering, but we all know what the story is.

And do you really think that all the posts on this thread are from North himself? That’s unbearably sad. You are delusional.

replies 145Nov 27, 2017 8:23 AM +00:00

Squad goal:

448 Likes, 5 Comments - @johnny_wi_ on Instagram: “Bday with my besties”
replies 146Nov 27, 2017 8:51 AM +00:00

I think we see where North fits in, based on his position in that picture

--Not pictured: everything that happened after
replies 147Nov 27, 2017 8:55 AM +00:00

Music feeds the Soul:

531 Likes, 8 Comments - @johnny_wi_ on Instagram: “Coachella wit ma baes”
replies 148Nov 27, 2017 8:58 AM +00:00

OP/R145; the obdurate sociopathic fanboi, pushing 40.

R147: double anal?

replies 149Nov 27, 2017 9:13 AM +00:00

I’M sociopathic R149?

Oh my sides!

You hope that North is answering you on this thread, because, in your greasy mind, it is the only way that you’ll have contact with him. Your impotent, raging jealousy/ longing desire are obvious to all.

replies 150Nov 27, 2017 9:20 AM +00:00

"I’M sociopathic" - (OP, the psychotically obsessed North Morgan fanboiqueen)

Yes, dear. You're deranged, unhinged, obsessive, nuts, cray-cray, and a narcissist.

You're also running out of new words, just like the pedantic no-talent "author" you worship.

Face it; North Morgan's self-obsessed. His constant need to create bucolic Instagram poses with circuit pals and selfies proves it. "Love me! Adore me!" Sad.

The fact that this very thread shows up on the first page of his fake name search results proves that someone as self-obsessed as he/you would show up on this website.

You only post on this thread.

You are persistently, arrogant, angry, delusional, and smug, just like the fake-named awful author North Morgan.

You write terribly, just like North Morgan.

You can't bear any criticism, just like the bug-eyed HIV-positive whore North Morgan.

You repeat yourself often, like a brain-damaged whore who worships sociopaths and psychopaths.

You/he has tattoos of quotes from a novel about a serial killer.

You're an easy target, too, just like your has-been hero, Bret E. Ellis, author of 'American Psycho.'

You're him, and even if you're not, you might as well be.

But don't worry, "North." Your terrible writing aside, you have a pretty cock.

Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet.
--The publishing industry, bidding you adieu.
replies 151Nov 27, 2017 9:31 AM +00:00

That was delightful R151!

That post was a psycho magnum opus!

More more more!

--Once again, for real: “oh my sides!”
replies 152Nov 27, 2017 10:00 AM +00:00

^ R152, aka OP, aka the bottomless pit of narcissistic neediness, aka sociopathic whore.
replies 153Nov 27, 2017 10:04 AM +00:00

R153 even your non objective statements are incorrect.

I’m not the OP, I first posted at R20.

I have commented on many more threads than this one.

And I’m definitely not North Morgan.

Are you on psychoactive medication? Because you definitely need it.

--Does it humiliate you that you will never get to touch his body?
replies 154Nov 27, 2017 10:13 AM +00:00
Are you on psychoactive medication? Because you definitely need it.

Wow! the sexual tension between you two is insane.

You guys need to meet up and get a room - for a week.

replies 155Nov 27, 2017 10:18 AM +00:00

R155 I doubt the obsessive troll is up to my physical standards.

In fact I’m sure of it.

replies 156Nov 27, 2017 10:23 AM +00:00
But don't worry, "North." Your terrible writing aside, you have a pretty cock.

That linked pic says uncut.

I don' see no foreskin!

replies 157Nov 27, 2017 10:29 AM +00:00

In 10 years, who’ll care?

replies 158Nov 27, 2017 10:30 AM +00:00

Correction; in 10 minutes, who'll care?

replies 159Nov 27, 2017 10:34 AM +00:00

OMG! This rowing back and forth between you two has been going on since October!

replies 160Nov 27, 2017 10:36 AM +00:00

R160, proving that: nobody else cares about this whore,

...and that I'm right: the only person other than me this interested in the circuit whore author poser is the circuit whore author poser.
replies 161Nov 27, 2017 10:42 AM +00:00

God! The EGO!

--Brenda Chenowith
replies 162Nov 27, 2017 10:45 AM +00:00

You obviously care about him R161.

You care about him quite a lot.

--Does it humiliate you that he doesn’t know who you are?
replies 163Nov 27, 2017 10:53 AM +00:00

R163: "Pay attention to MEEEEEEE!!!"

replies 164Nov 27, 2017 10:56 AM +00:00

You two could have both written a North Morgan style novel in the time you've been wasting typing insults at each other.

Think about it!

replies 165Nov 27, 2017 10:56 AM +00:00

North is a mediocre writer R165

replies 166Nov 27, 2017 10:58 AM +00:00

He's no doubt copy-pasting this all for his next vapid tome.

"Troll: the epistologically-penned story of a narcissistic writer whose nude photos get shared online. His quest to vanquish all traces of mocking gossip and nude selfies leads him down a rabbit hole of deceit and treachery, in between artfully staged sunset selfies and frequent snorts of cocaine.

"Like my books, only with bigger cocks!" - Bret Easton Ellis

"Who the fuck are you?" - Dennis Cooper

"Epic!" - David Foster Wallace's rotting corpse

replies 167Nov 27, 2017 11:01 AM +00:00

“Pay attention to me”....Is that all you’ve got R164?

Are your psych meds kicking in?

--Does it humiliate you that you don’t have North’s body?
replies 168Nov 27, 2017 11:02 AM +00:00

Oh, R168, do fuck off. You're tiresome.

And you oughtta know about meds, coke-head.

Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet.
replies 169Nov 27, 2017 11:04 AM +00:00

Your Google and Imgur skills are quite amazing.

Please, you show us more.

--Does it humiliate that literally no man looks at you with desire?
replies 170Nov 27, 2017 11:07 AM +00:00

I have empathy for him. While he is too private to share this, what you don’t know is about the life-changing illness he suffers from. See, since about 14, a rare skin condition has made it impossible for North to wear a shirt for extended periods without suffering severe pain. It is only through god’s grace that he has been granted a good body.

He is actually raising awareness for this sad condition through every photo he posts. He likes to give back.

replies 171Nov 27, 2017 2:17 PM +00:00

This thread has certainly been.............interesting. Just a wild guess, but North will never ever be on The New York Times® Best Sellers list, nor be a name that anyone outside of very limited circles will recognize (Instagram perhaps being his largest circle). He certainly is cute for his age, but I can not find anything else to say about him. R151 lands the triple axel in my book. Que Sera, Sera.

replies 172Nov 27, 2017 7:07 PM +00:00

Throwback: when Bros dance!

1,202 Likes, 54 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “Cultural appropriation”
replies 173Nov 28, 2017 10:27 AM +00:00

Fucking hilarious ^^^

replies 174Nov 28, 2017 11:00 AM +00:00

There goes the belief that gay men are good dancers. That looks like Tai-Chi-ercize. I've seen little old Chinese ladies in SF parks with better skillz.

replies 175Nov 28, 2017 11:04 AM +00:00

That body is perfection. Just enough beefy muscles and not covered in those vile veins bodybuilders usually have.

replies 176Nov 28, 2017 11:05 AM +00:00

One can tell a lot about a man's romantic technique by how he dances.

So, these ones are slumping lumps of inept nothing.

--Bob Fosse
replies 177Nov 28, 2017 12:32 PM +00:00

No Bob....these guys are athletic and they don’t have any bodyfat.

People are far more likely to give them a try, rather than fatties who bust some moves.

replies 178Nov 28, 2017 1:27 PM +00:00

There's a reason they never allowed white people on "Soul Train" and it's on full display at R173.

replies 179Nov 28, 2017 1:34 PM +00:00
they don’t have any bodyfat.

North has his share of body fat. I believe there is a 4-pack trying to get out.

Not that I'm complaining. I rather like his body type. Beefy, a little "fluffy," but not sloppy.

replies 180Nov 28, 2017 6:43 PM +00:00

This of his Instagram on 8/16/17 and he has a 6 pack and cum gutters R180.

I suspect that he is constantly vigilant about his food consumption, otherwise he'd blow up like a whale.

2,685 Likes, 51 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “culturally appropriating Greek ppl”
replies 181Nov 29, 2017 8:10 PM +00:00

When is his porn video with the Raw Fuck Club or Treasure Island coming out?

replies 182Nov 29, 2017 9:45 PM +00:00

As much as I make fun of him, I'd think he'd pick a classier studio, like Bromo.

replies 183Nov 30, 2017 11:40 AM +00:00

North would be a huge hit as a bottom over at Machofucker!

replies 184Dec 1, 2017 11:22 AM +00:00

North’s annual Xmas Story:

594 Likes, 15 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “Ever since I was a little boy growing up in middle America somewhere, Xmas was my favourire…”
replies 185Dec 1, 2017 1:59 PM +00:00

Wow, he is looking old as fuck.

replies 186Dec 1, 2017 2:12 PM +00:00

Agreed, R186

replies 187Dec 1, 2017 6:01 PM +00:00

replies 188Dec 2, 2017 11:30 AM +00:00

Speedo Realness:
replies 189Dec 2, 2017 11:31 AM +00:00

What the date on that picture R189?

I'd say a minimum of 10 years ago.

North is still hot, but he's more mangina than boypussy.

replies 190Dec 2, 2017 11:43 AM +00:00

Learnable Moment: North’s Literary Influences -

64 Likes, 13 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “This is a list of my writing influences. All the above, nothing else. Seethe.”
replies 191Dec 7, 2017 10:18 AM +00:00

He looks like he aged 10 years.

replies 192Dec 7, 2017 11:08 AM +00:00

R192 here. I was referring to his recent photo on Instagram. He looks like he’s in his late 40s. I guess it’s that frenetic partying lifestyle.

replies 193Dec 7, 2017 11:11 AM +00:00

"Books are so decorative, don't you think?"

292 Likes, 5 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “Glory to god”
--Gloria Upson
replies 194Dec 7, 2017 11:16 AM +00:00

“Sean Cody” before 2014 is a “literary influence”? How in the hell is gay porn a literary influence? He’s even more vacuous than I thought. He also listed the “NFL Scouting Combine”. Is this supposed to add a “butch” appeal? Usually, when a good writer cites literary influences, they might list Shaw, Ibsen, Tolstoy, etc. North Morgan lists Sean Cody, but pre-2014 only. This has to be a joke. Also, how is Sean Cody different in pre-2014 as opposed to today? It’s all the same.

replies 195Dec 7, 2017 11:31 AM +00:00

(See how LITERAY I am?)

There are thirteen piles. Choices are quite predictable really: Franny and Zooey - JD Salinger; The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath; At the existentialist cafe - Sarah Bakewell; Nausea - Jean Paul Sartre; The tunnel - Ernesto Sabato; Bright lights, big city - Jay McInerney; The major works - Oscar Wilde; The outsider - Albert Camus; The secret history - Donna Tartt; Post office - Charles Bukowski; The beautiful and damned - F Scott Fitzgerald; What we talk about when we talk about love - Raymond Carver; Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov

1,220 Likes, 12 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “Like, do you know how long it took me to pick the books that went on top of each pile? And you…”
--i.e., basic college English Lit 101 course syllabus
replies 196Dec 7, 2017 12:17 PM +00:00

Lulz at R161

North is aware that he's ridiculous

However, that has limited shelf life

And the "sell by" date was about two years ago

replies 197Dec 10, 2017 2:40 PM +00:00

Deep soul searching:

northmorganBecause everything means too much, and despite the passing of time, nothing ever goes away. And if I were to reflect, try to come up with any sort of life assessment and see what it is that I contributed to the world, the answer would be this: stories about how desirable I tried to be, how beautiful everyone around me was, and how damaged I had become, handing the world back pieces of my broken self.
1,035 Likes, 24 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “Because everything means too much, and despite the passing of time, nothing ever goes away. And if…”
--North’s bits and pieces
replies 198Dec 10, 2017 8:55 PM +00:00

North’s weekend pre-gaming suggestion:
replies 199Dec 10, 2017 9:01 PM +00:00

replies 200Dec 10, 2017 9:02 PM +00:00

Here it is:

SOPHIE - Ponyboy (Official Video) Directed by SOPHIE Co Directed by Nicholas Harwood Production Co: Industry Plant Executive Producers: Imogene Strauss, Nich...
replies 201Dec 10, 2017 9:02 PM +00:00

His fans are more amusing:

isavorcasWow.....@northmorgan, - sounds very familiar to me....I never really thought of myself as good looking; until people started to see positive changes in me. Unfortunately that became an obsession and I became very self centered and self absorption was overwhelming. If some didnt like me; I did everything I could to make sure that I had them convinced. In order to satisfy their interest; I became a compulsive liar. This became very strong resentments against those that had problems with me...even family. I isolated myself and told th never to speak to me until they changed for something better. I too had to rebuild me like a puzzle broken in a Million pieces with nobody to help me but, I'm fuckin stronger than I have ever been....thats all a part of who we are, where we let it take us, when to deal with it and why it should change for the better. I hope this makes some sense to you because regardless of where, who,what and when we are.....LIFE will show up.. .I know now how to prepare, evaluate, think about expectations and outcomes in who will be effected.....I must be completely accountable for my part. I'm very thankful and grateful to God for resolution....Peace be with you.

toddstein88Bitch what does this mean I dropped out of third grade!

replies 202Dec 10, 2017 9:11 PM +00:00

North’s annual tasteful guide to Music:

88 Likes, 8 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “I made a ‘Best of 2017’ playlist on Spotify. It’s not ranked and it’s only a little bit sequenced,…”
replies 203Dec 12, 2017 9:41 PM +00:00


Offsite Link
replies 204Dec 12, 2017 9:42 PM +00:00

Give this bitch his Pulitzer and be done with it.

--North Morgan is so 2014
replies 205Dec 12, 2017 9:43 PM +00:00

Oops sorry pls ignore link at r204.

replies 206Dec 12, 2017 9:44 PM +00:00

Who is this dim wit milleniuel?

replies 207Dec 13, 2017 12:19 PM +00:00

Recommended reading:
replies 208Dec 13, 2017 12:43 PM +00:00

That's cute that you think he's a millennial R207

replies 209Dec 13, 2017 1:05 PM +00:00

The Story:

“It was a terrible kiss, shockingly bad; Margot had trouble believing that a grown man could possibly be so bad at kissing.”
The New Yorker
replies 210Dec 13, 2017 1:10 PM +00:00

Would anyone even pay attention to this pretentious, immature, vapid egomaniac, morning if he wasn’t so handsome, with a hot body? Most gay men are just interested in his looks and not his cliched writing, a la Jacqueline Susann. Who can really relate to his hackneyed fiction, except for young, handsome, hung, muscled gay men who live in gay meccas, with wealth?

replies 211Dec 13, 2017 1:22 PM +00:00

"To have no talent is not enough. Ya gotta get a gimmick."

--Mazzepa, Artiste of the Dance
replies 212Dec 13, 2017 1:26 PM +00:00

Serving Legs:

998 Likes, 21 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “tag yourselves, i am the l’homme run sticker”
replies 213Dec 15, 2017 8:54 PM +00:00

You do realise those aren't his legs - no tattoos. That's whoever he's fucking this week.

replies 214Dec 16, 2017 4:59 AM +00:00

The area where his upper abs meet his pecs is kinda weird.

--It's a deal breaker
replies 215Dec 16, 2017 5:01 AM +00:00

Some much needed Xmas cheer:

763 Likes, 15 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “My boyfriend said, "Its really sweet The way you go for Christmas cheer" I said, "We can’t afford…”
--it’s a song lyric
replies 216Dec 21, 2017 1:20 PM +00:00

R216 - Thank you! Hearing more about Novelist North Morgan is like an early Christmas!

replies 217Dec 21, 2017 2:01 PM +00:00
replies 218Dec 21, 2017 2:13 PM +00:00

The Novelist’s Art of Observation:
replies 219Dec 21, 2017 10:03 PM +00:00

Is anyone else getting adverts for his stupid book when they open grindr?

replies 220Dec 27, 2017 5:08 AM +00:00

The Novelist’s Art of Observation: isn't that good. He identifies the Angel Gabriel as Jesus.

replies 221Dec 27, 2017 5:31 AM +00:00

How did our literary giant spend the holidays?

replies 222Dec 28, 2017 10:49 AM +00:00

Observing things, I'd imagine. He's not a bad writer but he seems sociopathic - it's pretty easy to imagine his characters are him (because of his blog)

replies 223Dec 28, 2017 2:50 PM +00:00

What, no shirtless Christmas tree selfies? No pics of bows on his nipples?

replies 224Dec 29, 2017 11:16 AM +00:00

Bros being Bros:

166 Likes, 6 Comments - Mitch Bederman (@bedermitch) on Instagram: “Lets be players. But let’s all be team players.”
replies 225Dec 29, 2017 11:48 AM +00:00

Throwback: cozy takeaway -

259 Likes, 6 Comments - Mitch Bederman (@bedermitch) on Instagram: “sit down mitch, be humble be humble lil mitch, sit down ???? ???????? + ???????? ????dayz”
replies 226Dec 29, 2017 11:49 AM +00:00

So, North, he's your new or old fuck daddy?

593 Likes, 27 Comments - Mitch Bederman (@bedermitch) on Instagram
replies 227Dec 29, 2017 12:29 PM +00:00

Sorry, I don’t know these people, so it’s ignorant but they don’t look like people I’d want to know.

replies 228Dec 29, 2017 2:36 PM +00:00

Well, go to the gym, move to LA, snort some coke and join a rec league sports team!

Report back to us in a year.

replies 229Dec 29, 2017 2:37 PM +00:00

Thank god we have more posts about North Morgan. I was getting worried!

replies 230Dec 29, 2017 3:13 PM +00:00

Some literary reference:

1,099 Likes, 18 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “2017 has definitely been one of the years of my life”
replies 231Dec 31, 2017 11:34 AM +00:00

Did someone buy him a shirt for Xmas? He must be cold these days.

replies 232Dec 31, 2017 11:43 AM +00:00
Less Than Zero with an Instagram account:
Konrad Platt needs to get out of town. Heartbroken after his boyfriend leaves him for another man, Konrad abandons his life in London for the warm sun and blue surf of LA. He occupies a refined world of hard abs, VIP parties, and designer drugs that’s constantly, endlessly documented on social media. You know him from your various feeds – sunkissed, gym ripped and always having a better time than you. Or is he?

In Into? North Morgan shines a coolly mesmerizing light on the modern generation of gay men that are living firmly outside the closet, freed from the shadow of AIDS and elevated by popular culture, but plagued by a new set of problems, insecurities and self-destructions.

Beneath the perfectly curated Instagram profile is a man spiraling out of control and desperate for meaningful connection. As Konrad goes from gay bar to gay pride, and swipes right from bed to bed, North Morgan spins a story in brutal, addictive prose of excess and love that’s like nothing you’ve ever read.

Less than Zero with an Instagram accountKonrad Platt needs to get out of town. Heartbroken after his boyfriend leaves him for another man, Konrad abandons his life in London for the warm sun and blue surf of LA. He occupies a refined world of hard abs, VIP parties, and designer drugs that’s const...
replies 233Jan 1, 2018 1:54 AM +00:00

Please, more info on Up-and-Coming Gay Novelist North Morgan. I predict he will be a major force in literature in 2018.

replies 234Jan 1, 2018 8:53 AM +00:00

R234 is North Morgan.

replies 235Jan 1, 2018 9:19 AM +00:00

More like North Morgan's mom

replies 236Jan 1, 2018 9:21 AM +00:00

R235 R236 - If you must know, I am the president of UCGNNMLAS, the Up-and-Coming Gay Novelist North Morgan Literary Appreciate Society. We have MANY members from most of the English-speaking countries. And Mr. Morgan even has a following in Malaysia. We have an intern who is coordinating efforts to translate Mr. Morgan's work into many exotic languages. All the major Asian ones. Plus Turkish and French even. Yes, he is that good. Of course, we find it an added bonus that Mr. Morgan looks terribly yummy without his shirt. But that should not detract from his literary excellence.

replies 237Jan 1, 2018 9:29 AM +00:00

Call me when he reaches Hollinghurst levels

replies 238Jan 1, 2018 9:27 PM +00:00

Roman-a-Cleft Chin.

replies 239Jan 3, 2018 12:19 PM +00:00


752 Likes, 17 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “In 2018, I will be writing exclusively friend fiction about straight guys from the gym: “We started…”
replies 240Jan 10, 2018 10:57 PM +00:00
In 2018, I will be writing exclusively friend fiction about straight guys from the gym: “We started talking at the cable crossover. ‘Are you using that, bro?’, he said to me, pointing at the rope. ‘No, man, it’s all you’, I replied. A few weeks later, having developed a gym rapport, he came over to my house...and we ate. We discussed contemporary TV shows. At 10.30 he went home, and I retired to bed”
replies 241Jan 11, 2018 12:35 PM +00:00

He's a regular Samuel Pepys.

replies 242Jan 11, 2018 12:50 PM +00:00

R240 HOT.

replies 243Jan 11, 2018 1:21 PM +00:00

Man: 40-year-old.

Haircut: 14-year-old.

replies 244Jan 11, 2018 1:51 PM +00:00

He is both damn cute and old. Nuff said..

replies 245Jan 11, 2018 5:31 PM +00:00

His banal 'literature' would do better as audiobooks with him narrating, nude.
--NY Times Fap Book Review
replies 246Jan 12, 2018 11:10 AM +00:00

replies 247Jan 12, 2018 8:20 PM +00:00

He’s waiting!
replies 248Jan 12, 2018 8:20 PM +00:00


replies 249Jan 13, 2018 4:31 PM +00:00

Future Funk is here:

558 Likes, 18 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “????? B E T H E F U T U R E F U N K T O M Y M A L L S O F T ??????”
replies 250Jan 25, 2018 10:02 PM +00:00

If y’all are wondering what the hell all these future funk mallsoft means, here’s a guide:

Exploring the debate surrounding the subgenres of the expansive movement.
Bandcamp Daily
--Mr Morgan, always at the Cutting Edge
replies 251Jan 25, 2018 10:04 PM +00:00

Get Vaporized:

?????? ?? ??? ???? ?? ??????? 00:00 - bl00dwave - drink machine 01:48 - bl00dwave - room service 04:16 - Flower Island Scum - Find Your Soulmate on Flower Is...
replies 252Jan 25, 2018 10:05 PM +00:00

Sorry, North, but are you now positioning yourself as an "#influencer?" That's #nice.

How about influencing some lube or sex toys and demonstrating them?

Easily washable sheets for your circuit orgies?

They all seem like nice tie-ins for your up-cum-ing epic.

replies 253Jan 26, 2018 12:44 PM +00:00

Pink sneakers and inverted baseball caps look ridiculous on a man who’s pushing 40 years old.

replies 254Jan 26, 2018 1:11 PM +00:00

Doing New things with the language [part 1/3]!
replies 255Jan 27, 2018 12:03 PM +00:00

Doing New things with the language [part 2/3]!
replies 256Jan 27, 2018 12:04 PM +00:00

Doing New things with the language [part 3/3]!
replies 257Jan 27, 2018 12:05 PM +00:00

The Auteur:
replies 258Jan 27, 2018 12:07 PM +00:00


1,245 Likes, 14 Comments - Robert (@shimmydown) on Instagram: “Happy birthday bro! You made “North” uncool long before Kim and Kanye could. #HBD”
replies 259Jan 27, 2018 1:24 PM +00:00

...being Bros:

90 Likes, 1 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “Rob is the opium of the masses”
replies 260Jan 27, 2018 1:24 PM +00:00

Good God almighty, this is one tedious kaweeen.

replies 261Jan 27, 2018 1:24 PM +00:00

North or the obsessive troll who’s inundating with these last ten posts R261

replies 262Jan 27, 2018 1:33 PM +00:00

He's fucking shimmydown the Doctuh now?

replies 263Jan 28, 2018 12:39 AM +00:00

such risable feigned informal jollity while being photographed shirtless.

replies 264Jan 29, 2018 12:02 PM +00:00

Throwback: Masc4Masc group meet -

247 Likes, 3 Comments - Jeremy (@jpschiestel) on Instagram: “And when I'm at war with myself, I ride ????????”
replies 265Jan 29, 2018 12:48 PM +00:00

Friends who love one another:

454 Likes, 3 Comments - Jeremy (@jpschiestel) on Instagram: “Dis is how we do / Pool flow / Sunday got me like~”
replies 266Jan 29, 2018 12:50 PM +00:00

classics from which to lift ideas....

201 Likes, 17 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “When my last book came out for about two weeks and then disappeared and stopped being sold anywhere…”
replies 267Feb 2, 2018 12:06 PM +00:00

100% European!
replies 268Feb 2, 2018 12:40 PM +00:00

Living for Chaos:

447 Likes, 6 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “who lived only for chaos”
replies 269Feb 3, 2018 2:37 AM +00:00

Beauty Brawns and Brains!

3,645 Likes, 87 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “People always say to me, “You’re trash, man, you think you’re a ‘writer’ and all you do is post…”
replies 270Feb 8, 2018 5:12 PM +00:00

He certainly is sexy, but his Insta-famous or not story is boring. In that world, we can look at 20 somethings who are sexier. I wish him luck, but his "art" needs to wow us now.

replies 271Feb 8, 2018 7:45 PM +00:00

'but his "art" needs to wow us now. '

I'd settle for more erect cock pics.

replies 272Feb 9, 2018 12:00 PM +00:00

The pic at R270 is his current Scruff profile pic.

replies 273Feb 9, 2018 12:03 PM +00:00

Scruff? He looks like he bathes in Nair.

replies 274Feb 9, 2018 1:07 PM +00:00

R273 screen name of his Scruff profile please

Don’t tell me it’s “London Preppy”

replies 275Feb 9, 2018 3:02 PM +00:00

Really r273? Please share more!

replies 276Feb 10, 2018 8:22 PM +00:00


replies 277Feb 10, 2018 11:07 PM +00:00

He is less successful than Pippa Middleton's cook book and that was pretty shit

replies 278Feb 10, 2018 11:08 PM +00:00

How many of his so-called friends will be there when he hits age 50?

replies 279Feb 11, 2018 3:32 PM +00:00


replies 280Feb 11, 2018 6:45 PM +00:00

I wanna bum him

--Jesus H Christ
replies 281Feb 11, 2018 7:59 PM +00:00

When you fuck him, do you have to endure a private reading of his 'literature?'

replies 282Feb 12, 2018 2:08 PM +00:00

More woes of being obsessed with straight boys:

215 Likes, 4 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “there was a straight guy in the gym the other day who finished working out, showered, wrapped a…”
replies 283Feb 19, 2018 6:10 PM +00:00
screen name of his Scruff profile please

His username is merely a period ("." - without the quotes) but he frequently shows up in the Most Woof'd section. Look for him there and send him a message, I guess. And report back.

replies 284Feb 19, 2018 7:06 PM +00:00

Also, his 'story' at R283 doesn't make any sense. The straight guy walked out of the gym with the towel still around his waist but without his pants? This is taking the towel dance phenomenon to ridiculous levels.

replies 285Feb 19, 2018 7:12 PM +00:00

Mr Morgan is rather fond of the Unreliable Narrator device, or so it seems...

replies 286Feb 19, 2018 7:25 PM +00:00

Thank you, I’ve found his Scruff profile r284

Hmmm. I cannot think of a thing to say to him.

replies 287Feb 19, 2018 7:28 PM +00:00

Really? After all this time?

--Just playin' with ya...
replies 288Feb 19, 2018 7:34 PM +00:00

His early promise has turned out to be a bust

I loved his London Preppy blog...but that was 10 years ago

Now, he’s just a failed novelist who being supported by family 38 years old


replies 289Feb 19, 2018 7:49 PM +00:00

North is a cute but very middle-aged man who sorta, kinda writes I suppose. So what are we commenting on exactly?

replies 290Feb 19, 2018 10:39 PM +00:00

His nascent Lesbian tendencies

replies 291Feb 20, 2018 1:50 AM +00:00

His firm stalwart erection?

replies 292Feb 22, 2018 12:14 PM +00:00

Has anyone on DL fucked him?

replies 293Feb 22, 2018 7:13 PM +00:00

STAN forever:

1,023 Likes, 10 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “We have decided to stan forever”
replies 294Feb 27, 2018 11:39 AM +00:00

R294 can’t you come up with more of North’s cock pics, instead of his boring Instagram feed?

North is not that interesting unless he’s presenting hole.

replies 295Feb 27, 2018 11:42 AM +00:00

He's a gran old gal, he;s a high flyin man.

But where does he stan?

replies 296Feb 28, 2018 10:52 AM +00:00

I find his face worth ejaculating upon.

replies 297Mar 1, 2018 11:47 AM +00:00

Winter has Come:

707 Likes, 11 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “A London landmark, still standing but increasingly isolated and struggling to find its place in a…”
replies 298Mar 2, 2018 7:52 AM +00:00

But has he lately?

replies 299Mar 2, 2018 9:27 AM +00:00

Recommended reading:

189 Likes, 5 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “So, so excited to have these two books in my hands. Together + separately, bringing *all* the high…”
replies 300Mar 5, 2018 8:14 PM +00:00

pretentious twaddle.

replies 301Mar 7, 2018 1:28 PM +00:00

Back to his Athenian roots:

1,674 Likes, 32 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “???? ???????? ????”
replies 302Mar 11, 2018 11:27 PM +00:00

Tennessee in Greece:

448 Likes, 8 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “If you haven’t seen the Athens adaptation of ?????? ????????’ “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof”, starring…”
replies 303Mar 12, 2018 7:04 PM +00:00

Ορέστης Τζιόβας:
replies 304Mar 12, 2018 7:09 PM +00:00

Well, smell HER!!

He’s so self-important, smug, egotistical and pretentious.

replies 305Mar 14, 2018 4:38 PM +00:00

Serving Brodude Realness:

1,695 Likes, 21 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “I don’t think I’m exaggerating when I say that spring is one if the four seasons of tte year”
replies 306Mar 28, 2018 9:36 PM +00:00


580 Likes, 23 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “This is my prison in Athens. For a couple of weeks each year I’m confined here, where I haunt all…”
replies 307Mar 28, 2018 9:36 PM +00:00


2,736 Likes, 52 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “CrossFit Games Athlete ??????????? / 76th/77th Strongest Man In The World 2009 (it was a tie) ??????????? /…”
replies 308Mar 29, 2018 11:16 AM +00:00

I just read the plot summary and excerpt for his upcoming book on amazon, and...

It’s EXACTLY, word by word, his previous book. As in, he’s just changed the title and used another publisher.

replies 309Apr 6, 2018 2:41 AM +00:00

Reader Roxanne is not pleased with all that Casual Sex:
replies 310Apr 6, 2018 11:15 AM +00:00

R309: I think he had a falling out with his previous publisher, and his last novel with them was not well promoted/distributed, hence the new publisher and the new title for the ‘unread’ old work.

replies 311Apr 6, 2018 11:17 AM +00:00

Oh, dear. Sadz. He should just do arty porn.

replies 312Apr 6, 2018 11:45 AM +00:00

Surrender the Pink:

1,472 Likes, 12 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “It’s called having horrible taste, look it up”
replies 313Apr 6, 2018 8:47 PM +00:00

He is going straight & marrying a hot chick for his next book!

replies 314Apr 8, 2018 11:52 PM +00:00

Who are the good younger gay writers right now? Who is the new generation of the Violet Quill era, post-Stonewall group? Because I know this North Morgan guy is certainly not one of them? I’d like suggestions for new modern gay classics.

replies 315Apr 9, 2018 1:37 AM +00:00

R315, that's worthy of a new thread, and several old ones.

Don't besmirch other writers by grouping them in this thread. Let's just enjoy North's man-boobs and hefty cock.

replies 316Apr 12, 2018 9:17 AM +00:00

Writing really is a MindSoulandBODY thing:
replies 317Apr 13, 2018 6:07 AM +00:00

Not forgeting the NFL boys:

1,408 Likes, 18 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “Good luck to all the guys competing at the NFL Combine this week!”
replies 318Apr 14, 2018 6:30 AM +00:00

Read an Excerpt of ‘Into’:

Less than Zero with an Instagram accountKonrad Platt needs to get out of town. Heartbroken after his boyfriend leaves him for another man, Konrad abandons h...
replies 319Apr 14, 2018 6:31 AM +00:00

^ Oops sorry, not really an Excerpt, but you can Pre-order your copy!

replies 320Apr 14, 2018 6:32 AM +00:00

Vivid Imagination for Dialogue:

northmorganCoach, looking into my eyes: “If we pick you, I have to be convinced you’re not going to screw me. Can I trust you?” Me, staring back intently: “I’m going to be the best decision you ever made”
446 Likes, 2 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “Coach, looking into my eyes: “If we pick you, I have to be convinced you’re not going to screw me.…”
replies 321Apr 15, 2018 10:59 PM +00:00

So does he have an Onlyfans page yet??

replies 322Apr 15, 2018 11:05 PM +00:00

One can hope, R322.

God, that hideous cover! It's like a graphic artist's cat walked across the keyboard.

North: show your hot body on the cover, you idiot! Recall!

replies 323Apr 16, 2018 11:30 AM +00:00

God! The EGO!!!!

--Brenda Chenowith Fisher
replies 324Apr 17, 2018 3:14 PM +00:00

Don’t miss your Dream Date with North:

231 Likes, 17 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “Please join me in 35 days at Book Soup on Sunset Boulevard, for your chance to murder me”
replies 325Apr 19, 2018 12:09 AM +00:00

after-party at the Slammer!
replies 326Apr 19, 2018 10:25 AM +00:00

Daddy Realness:

2,619 Likes, 101 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “I’m, like, an instagram dad. Sure, I don’t look as good as the young people doing this, and god…”
replies 327May 4, 2018 1:26 PM +00:00

Get some:

531 Likes, 56 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “????? ?????”
replies 328May 4, 2018 1:27 PM +00:00

More Dad Realness:

815 Likes, 6 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “stuntin on the other dads”
replies 329May 5, 2018 6:51 PM +00:00

^ So good to see North with a friend of color.

replies 330May 5, 2018 6:52 PM +00:00

He's a rental.

replies 331May 7, 2018 1:57 PM +00:00

This post should be titled, "Books to read instead of mine."

241 Likes, 14 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “How does it make you feel when you borrow a book from the library and the last time it was checked…”
replies 332May 7, 2018 2:37 PM +00:00

This post should be titled, "Books to read instead of mine."

241 Likes, 14 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “How does it make you feel when you borrow a book from the library and the last time it was checked…”
replies 333May 7, 2018 2:38 PM +00:00

Judging by r339 the steroids are giving him bitch tits.

replies 334May 7, 2018 3:07 PM +00:00

No, it's just gravity.

replies 335May 8, 2018 12:19 PM +00:00

Must-read interview with Out Mag:

replies 336May 17, 2018 7:43 PM +00:00

Seen it all:

214 Likes, 6 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “Two dudes getting married?? Now I’ve seen it all”
replies 337May 18, 2018 10:01 AM +00:00

For those not on FB, or whatever, the comment by LA DJ (and total hottie silver fox) James Cerne is great, and what the fawning article should have included:

"There's a PR firm in NYC that periodically sends me LGBT related promotions on the misguided assumption that i A)have influence in the world and B) would ever in a million years post a picture to instagram of myself wearing a Magic Mike 2 trucker hat.

Anyways, This week it was this book. I've been meaning to read a book for years now, so I took the plunge and WOW was this one awful. *Not* poorly written and confusing awful, but like unvaried repetitve ruminations on the same theme.

The character/author (Im not convinced that there's any differnce at all) is certainly well developed, but when you have a character who takes such cynical pride in their own self awareness, the author needs to know the character even better than they like to think they know themselves.

If only the novel provided ANY insight, through either direct commentary or manufactured circumstance to address our he(B)ro's problematic character in ways other than those he himself revels in wistfully, the novel could possibly be compelling.

Unfortunately it doesn't, so I will. He is misogynist, self pitying, maudlin in his attempts to discuss abstract concepts, unable to communicate any qualities of his male characters except their physical attributes, Relationships are portrayed bizarely- romances flourish and wither, feelings are hurt, without any accounting of the bonding moments where emotions were engaged to begin with, unable to write about women without scorn and disgust, unacknowledging of the intersectionality of race, class, gender and politics that allow him the priviledge of maintaining his hamster ball lifestyle without risk or threat (except that of ravaging time)

This book has the same basic problem as its protagonist, who wants to be both a perfect argument for his own existence, AND a perfect counterargument for his own existence. Its a zero sum game, where Mr. Morgan has cafefully carved out an existence where nothing dare disturb the perfect balance he has created between excessive self admiration and excessive self loathing, while this might be a useful survival tacic for a wealthy white gay male, it isnt so usefull for fiction, because in this world, nothing of any interest ever happens.

All of the above said, I do 100% believe that most of the guys you see on instagram that are described in this book do 100% exist like this. It is both a disappointment and a liberation to realize this

replies 338May 18, 2018 11:57 AM +00:00

He’s a legend in his own mind. God, the EGO!

replies 339May 18, 2018 12:18 PM +00:00

The saddest thing is that it's just a recycled version of his last "book," with a worse cover.

Of course Out jumped on the chance to feature a vapid Instaho.

replies 340May 18, 2018 1:03 PM +00:00

R338: thanks for posting the review. Could you provide a link as well? TIA.

replies 341May 18, 2018 8:47 PM +00:00

R337 he's young so he's pretending to be "over it" and self deprecating in an attempt to appear wise. It's really transparent though.

replies 342May 19, 2018 1:29 AM +00:00

‘Into?’, narrated by Christian ‘Tom Riddle’ Coulson!

41 Likes, 1 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “I know reeding is hard, so I’m pleased to let you know that INTO? will also be available on…”
--Is this Tom Riddle’s version of Coming Out?
replies 343May 20, 2018 10:34 AM +00:00

Dreamy Coulson:
replies 344May 20, 2018 10:35 AM +00:00

I think we now can safely assume that he's gay and has fucked North Morgan at least once. And they've had at least one, perhaps two vacations in Malaga.

replies 345May 20, 2018 11:03 AM +00:00

replies 346May 22, 2018 11:15 PM +00:00

So, R346, he's doing signings in porn & trinket shoppes?

--How gauche
replies 347May 23, 2018 10:34 AM +00:00

R347: Au contraire -

1,235 Likes, 25 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “Thanks so much to everyone who came to the book launch at @booksoup last night. As you probably…”
--Mr Morgan’s festive colorful belt
replies 348May 23, 2018 12:25 PM +00:00

He should just autograph books with his hefty cock; dick prints.
replies 349May 24, 2018 11:12 PM +00:00

Oh Lord have Mercy!
--Thank you dear r349
replies 350May 24, 2018 11:18 PM +00:00

Fanboi Devotion Realness:

42 Likes, 1 Comments - Mitch Bederman (@bedermitch) on Instagram: “If you haven’t bought at least four copies of #Into?, can you even call yourself a @northmorgan fan?”
replies 351May 25, 2018 12:33 AM +00:00

Beautiful cock; lousy writing.

replies 352May 25, 2018 11:35 AM +00:00

His book is called “Into?” ??? Omg, my sides! That is so hilariously embarrassing.

replies 353May 27, 2018 10:15 AM +00:00
northmorganNothing flashy about my lifestyle. I keep my head down and grind day in and day out, trying to be the best version of myself! Daily successes lead to overall success! Take it day by day. When you make your goals so high, you do everything fathomable to reach them! Aim high! Settle for nothing else! Unless you accidentally double dose on GHB after you’ve just done a line of ketamine, in which case it’s probably best to try and make yourself sick and maybe take a break from being high for, like, half an hour #mondaymotivation #fitnessaddict #stayhungry
1,350 Likes, 27 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “Nothing flashy about my lifestyle. I keep my head down and grind day in and day out, trying to be…”
--In character
replies 354May 27, 2018 4:43 PM +00:00

Living irony: so '90s.

replies 355May 27, 2018 9:09 PM +00:00


Into my mouth, please.
replies 356May 27, 2018 9:16 PM +00:00

He's talented writer, much more so than most.

replies 357May 27, 2018 9:17 PM +00:00

"much more so(sic) than most."

Oh, really? I just see a beefy slut barely satirizing his own sex & circuit life.

Better than who? Proust? Ed White? Trollope? Dickens? Palahniuk?

replies 358May 27, 2018 9:18 PM +00:00

Imagine hooking up with him, and then he wants to give you a book!

"Uh, thanks, no."

replies 359May 27, 2018 9:35 PM +00:00
northmorganslept with all these guys, literally sick of them
903 Likes, 12 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “slept with all these guys, literally sick of them”
replies 360Jun 2, 2018 8:21 PM +00:00

So droll.

replies 361Jun 3, 2018 8:14 PM +00:00

replies 362Jun 4, 2018 10:24 AM +00:00

Ben Baur's a fan of North

518 Likes, 13 Comments - Ben Baur (@benjbaur) on Instagram: “Book 18 of 2018. Into? by @northmorgan . “On Sunday afternoon I’m looking for revenge sex on…”
replies 363Jun 7, 2018 6:18 PM +00:00

Please help:

northmorganHello. So I’m getting messages daily from people who enjoyed the book telling me all sorts of nice things about it. And I really appreciate them and they make my day and I’ll always write back to everyone who writes to me, etc. Can I ask for an for an added favour? If you liked the book, could you please leave a rating / review on Amazon or Goodreads? Nothing spectacular, just share the message you sent to me there. Agents and editors and publishers can’t see my inbox, but they can see those reviews. And if I’m going to get a chance to write another one, these things matter. Thanks very much, etc, etc
437 Likes, 6 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “Hello. So I’m getting messages daily from people who enjoyed the book telling me all sorts of nice…”
--Do It for Gay Lit
replies 364Jun 8, 2018 10:25 AM +00:00

Ben Baur? Of course he's a fan. He's got a lifetime of only being able to play characters like those in North's vapid rehashed books; WeHo hos and gym bunnies.

replies 365Jun 8, 2018 2:27 PM +00:00

Does he narrate the audiobook? I could masturbate to that.

In Into? North Morgan shines a coolly mesmerizing light on the modern generation of gay men that are living firmly outside the closet, freed from the shadow of AIDS and elevated by popular culture, but plagued by a new set of problems, insecurities, and self-destructions. Konrad Platt needs to ge...
replies 366Jun 8, 2018 3:19 PM +00:00

The only "swole" I'm interested in:
replies 367Jun 8, 2018 4:50 PM +00:00

R366: it’s narrated by British actor Christian Coulson aka Tom Riddle in Harry Potter:
--practically his de facto coming out...
replies 368Jun 8, 2018 10:35 PM +00:00

Back in the day:
replies 369Jun 8, 2018 10:36 PM +00:00

Christian with Ben Barnes

1,494 Likes, 65 Comments - Christian Coulson (@ceeofcee) on Instagram: “making merry/mischief with @benbarnes at the @esquire @ferragamo event. thanks for the glorious…”
replies 370Jun 8, 2018 10:40 PM +00:00

I think this is Christian ‘s current squeeze:

1,587 Likes, 40 Comments - Christian Coulson (@ceeofcee) on Instagram: “????”
replies 371Jun 8, 2018 11:03 PM +00:00

Favorably reviewed by the New York Fucking Times!

330 Likes, 41 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “Today the New York Times reviews “INTO?“ My little book that I wrote in my living room during the…”
--OP, vindicated
replies 372Jun 9, 2018 7:17 AM +00:00
“Into?” pulls off a wild feat: a hyperactive transcript of a life spent online that takes you outside of your own. We have more texts, sexts, Grindr messages, FaceTime calls and Skype than spoken dialogue — all of which brilliantly recreate the itchy lure of the +1 notification, the little red pimple we can’t wait to pop.

Our narrator, Konrad Platt — who, with 42,000 followers, is an Instagram heavyweight — moves from London to Los Angeles after a big breakup. We’re drawn into an MDMA-fueled sex parade that roams from the gym to clubs to random men’s beds and even to Buffalo at one point. Buffalo!

Konrad speaks in a wandering, hyperbolic stream of consciousness, and his run-on sentences are annoying at the outset. But once you’re comfortable inside Konrad’s spazzy head, it’s a fun, and devastating, ride. He’s sharply funny, self-aware and heartbreakingly honest about internet culture. “At 6:45 a.m. I wake up again, go to the bathroom, take a mirror selfie demonstrating my abs looking particularly violent, because all of these pills dehydrate the hell out of me, and post it on Instagram. I wait until it’s had at least 350 likes before feeling like I’m worth something as a human being. This feeling lasts about two minutes.”

The author doesn’t hold back. Sex isn’t coy or offscreen, or built up like a reward for reading so many pages. It’s front and center; it’s hot, but sometimes terrible and awkwardly tearful; it can ruin us even as it compels us.

Konrad spends a lot of time at the gym, where some of the novel’s most cutting social commentary takes place. He obsesses over bulking up to fit into a subset of gay culture he identifies as “masc musc bros.” But it’s not as simple as having the right body type. We meet “masc” bros with deeply internalized homophobia and self-hatred that they smother in wine and MDMA (and Xanax, Ambien, coke, Klonopin). Konrad navigates a community that’s outwardly defined by inclusivity, open arms and no judgment, but he also finds it painfully exclusive and cliquey. “Heteronormative males are what … the majority of us want to be,” he says, and also what they fantasize about sexually. Konrad doesn’t want to live in a world where gay men are bullied into their own self-imposed stereotypes. “Yet here I am, going to the gym every day in a backward baseball cap supporting a sports team that I’ve never seen play.”

So, yeah, I fell in love with Konrad. Then I stalked Morgan on Instagram and wanted us to be best friends, but maybe not do as many drugs as Konrad does. “Into?” has a sense of urgency — “You must read this now!” I told a friend, shoving my copy into his hands. The novel is not clunking around with the literary halo of high advances and M.F.A. pedigree and overthought adjectives, but it’s a brutal story about loneliness in this hyperactive social media age that was bursting to be told.

Cyberstalking. Revenge porn. Instagram influencers with a dark side. These books may persuade you to finally unplug.
replies 373Jun 9, 2018 7:20 AM +00:00

"Alex Beggs is the senior digital editor of Bon Appétit."

So, it never made it to print, and was reviewed by a millennial female food writer from Texas.

Alex Beggs is a Senior Editor at, where she writes about food, booze, old ladies, and show tunes. She moved to New York from Texas in 2006 and only drops "y'all" after her third tequila.
Into The Gloss
replies 374Jun 9, 2018 9:57 AM +00:00

Freebies! Grab one!
replies 375Jun 15, 2018 4:28 AM +00:00

Perfect setting for an early remainder bin.

--Oh, look. A doorstop.
replies 376Jun 15, 2018 4:52 PM +00:00

Will North be offering his hefty cock in the Ramble?

replies 377Jun 16, 2018 10:19 AM +00:00

This guy and Matthew Dempsey fascinate me for (mostly) the same reasons. They should do a collaboration of some sort.

replies 378Jun 16, 2018 10:26 AM +00:00

How to Get Over Not Being Me, a tantric workshop and body cleanse with Matthew Dempsey and North Morgan.

$45 VIP oral session $95.

replies 379Jun 16, 2018 11:26 AM +00:00

Storm and Stress:
--In Santa Monica no less
replies 380Jun 16, 2018 3:42 PM +00:00

Konrad’s first time:
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Best Tits in Gay Lit:

878 Likes, 21 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “did you know Greek noses can also be used as the y axis on a graph”
replies 383Jun 28, 2018 12:25 AM +00:00

Narcissistic twaddle

replies 384Jun 28, 2018 11:12 AM +00:00
w/ the dads:
--handsome 3some
replies 385Jun 28, 2018 11:02 PM +00:00

"The dads" = sugar daddies who pay for the food, the drugs, the parties.

replies 386Jun 28, 2018 11:37 PM +00:00

Something about a Trojan Horse:

904 Likes, 14 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “Fighting the oppressive patriarchy like a Trojan Horse”
replies 387Jul 5, 2018 11:03 AM +00:00

more like a Tronjaned whore whose hoarse.

replies 388Jul 5, 2018 11:25 AM +00:00

Slightly graying:

2,033 Likes, 40 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “I am North Morgan and nobody tells me what to write”
replies 389Jul 13, 2018 2:37 AM +00:00

And, obviously, nobody ever told him HOW to write.

replies 390Jul 13, 2018 5:37 PM +00:00

Hooray for NORTH Morgan.

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--Brenda Chenowith Fisher
replies 392Jul 19, 2018 11:29 AM +00:00

Sharing Secrets:

3,693 Likes, 60 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “People always ask me, “What’s the secret behind stairs? How the hell do those things work?” And I…”
replies 393Aug 2, 2018 11:31 PM +00:00

Hmm, is it time for his friends to stage an Intervention...?
--well there’s always laser removal surgery I guess
replies 394Aug 24, 2018 3:29 AM +00:00

Tragedy struck:

2,378 Likes, 74 Comments - North Morgan (@northmorgan) on Instagram: “I hurt my back squatting and can barely move because I was trying to impress a straight at the gym,…”
replies 395Sep 21, 2018 9:27 PM +00:00