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I think Queen Maxima of The Netherlands is just fab. I love that she comes from Argentina, of all places, and wound up a Dutch royal. The House of Orange is supposed to be ridiculously rich, from oil money. And Max just looks fantastic when all glammed up, the Oranges have a very impressive jewel collection and it’s as if the piece she came to new life when she started wearing them.

replies 166Oct 28, 2017 8:41 PM +00:00

The Burger King and The Dairy Queen

--That's right, they're a couple!
replies 1Oct 28, 2017 8:45 PM +00:00

Queen Maxima - I love her too.

The Scandinavian Royals seem like a lot of fun. Princess Madeleine of Sweden is very pretty. Crown Prince Haakon of Norway is kind of foxy looking.

replies 2Oct 29, 2017 4:53 PM +00:00

He’s much better looking with the beard. He looks a lot like a thinner version of his great-great-great grandfather King Edward VII

replies 3Oct 29, 2017 6:24 PM +00:00

Cute Crown Prince Haakon of Norway
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replies 5Oct 29, 2017 6:32 PM +00:00

I just adore Princess Sophia of Sweden!
replies 6Oct 29, 2017 6:35 PM +00:00

The new King of Thailand has that special something.
replies 7Oct 29, 2017 6:37 PM +00:00

I'm still in mourning for the Duchess Of Alba.
--Next month, I might go to purple.
replies 8Oct 29, 2017 6:41 PM +00:00

Crown Princess Victoria of Sweden is my favorite.
replies 9Oct 29, 2017 6:47 PM +00:00

My vote goes to the late Duchess of Alba, pictured here with her bestie/
replies 10Oct 29, 2017 6:53 PM +00:00

Well hello Prince Josef of Liechtenstein
replies 11Oct 29, 2017 6:56 PM +00:00

R5 Gorgeous Prince Carl Philip, who looks so much like his father. He was crown prince from his birth until the Swedish parliament changed the law of ascension such that his sister, Victoria, would succeed their father rather than him. She was first born, but he was first born male.

(This is him and his father, the King.)
replies 12Oct 29, 2017 7:01 PM +00:00

I have metbPaola, mother of the King of the Belgians and wife of the King of the Belgians. She is absolutely charming

replies 13Oct 29, 2017 7:11 PM +00:00

I have always thought the Japanese crown prince's family was adorable.
replies 14Oct 29, 2017 7:12 PM +00:00

That’s actually not the Crown Prince. That’s his brother and his family. The Crown Prince’s wife failed to produce a male heir. Despite a historic precedent of female Empress Regnants, the Japanese throne will skip the Crown Prince’s daughter and instead go to the Crown Prince’s brother’s son. The whole thing drove The Crown Princess to a nervous breakdown, she was a recluse for many years.

replies 15Oct 29, 2017 7:21 PM +00:00

The stylish Alexandra, Countess of Frederiksborg (formerly Princess Alexandra of Denmark), and her delicious dish 2nd hubby Martin Jørgensen.
replies 16Oct 29, 2017 7:30 PM +00:00

Martin Jørgensen is delish, but no longer married to Countess Alexandra. She divorced him a couple years ago.

replies 17Oct 29, 2017 7:35 PM +00:00

Prince Carl is beautiful

replies 18Oct 29, 2017 7:36 PM +00:00

Rex, King of Carnival
replies 19Oct 29, 2017 7:37 PM +00:00

R17, What?? What's wrong with that bitch?

replies 20Oct 29, 2017 7:37 PM +00:00

Prince Fredrick of Denmark. He's was really sexy once, now he's a just nice looking middle aged man.
replies 21Oct 29, 2017 7:52 PM +00:00

Here is Prince Frederick again, holding a bird for some reason.

Crown prince Frederik of Denmark. Amazing down to earth person. Read Political science at Harward and Aarhus University under a cover name. He has completed extensive military studies and training in all three services, notably completing education as a sailor in the naval elite special operations forces (members of this are known as frogmen or frømænd in Danish). His frogman nickname is "Pingo". In the period 2001 and 2002, the Crown Prince completed further training for leaders at the Royal Danish Defence College. Crown Prince Frederik remains active in the defence, and in the period 2002–2003 served as a staff officer at Defence Command Denmark, and from 2003 as a senior lecturer with the Institute of Strategy at the Royal Danish Defence College. And has done a lot of military service also in the royal airforce. Also he is a member of the International Olympic Committee. He runs an ironman every year and has also joined in on Expedition Sirius. If you are ever finding your self in Copenhagen, you might be lucky to se this Danish future king and his beloved australian wife Mary, cycling around on "Strøget" shopping for clothes for their children and taking a cup of coffee at a local café. They also don't believe in Royal babysitters/nannies.
replies 22Oct 29, 2017 8:00 PM +00:00
Prince Fredrick of Denmark. He's was really sexy once, now he's a just nice looking middle aged man.

Isn't he the guy that was photographed out dancing when his wife was giving birth to twins?

replies 23Oct 29, 2017 9:18 PM +00:00

No idea r23. He's just nice to look at, I don't really know much about his personal life.

replies 24Oct 29, 2017 9:21 PM +00:00

They call Crown Princess Mary of Denmark YRMA on the Royal Dish board. They love to hate her.

replies 25Oct 30, 2017 6:35 AM +00:00

Or ‘Mosh’ lol

replies 26Oct 30, 2017 7:10 AM +00:00

R23 - yes it's true. It is well known he is quite the tippler and bar fly.

QUEENSLAND’S liquor laws have become an international farce after Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark, the husband of Princess Mary, was initially turned away from a Brisbane bar. Now the owner of the pub fears he’ll be fined over the saga.
replies 27Oct 30, 2017 7:34 AM +00:00

Have I been forgotten so quickly?
--Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt
replies 28Oct 30, 2017 7:39 AM +00:00

I am a real catch! Ooops, am I still married to that Grimaldi upstart?

Prince Ernst August of Hanover - a cousin of Queen Elizabeth - has been photographed in Europe’s hotspots with Simona who comes from a slum apartment in a Romania.
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--drunken Prince Ernst of Hanover
replies 29Oct 30, 2017 7:49 AM +00:00

Carl Philip is my favorite, still looking hot. R15 Sad story. I remember when she was getting married she was so happy smiling modern woman. The pressure must have been enormous and she couldn’t take it.

replies 30Oct 30, 2017 7:53 AM +00:00

I am way better than that Melania! She got a gross, stingy old man. I am a model, like Melania, and I "worked" in NYC. But I snagged the so-handsome Prince Carl Philip and now I am a princess.
--HRH Princess Sofia of Sweden, former nude model and "entrepreneur"
replies 31Oct 30, 2017 7:58 AM +00:00

--Miss Ann Miller, On Register Fahr
replies 32Oct 30, 2017 8:08 AM +00:00

I like the Swedes. Princess Estelle is fab.
replies 33Oct 30, 2017 8:27 AM +00:00

^^ Doña María del Rosario Cayetana Fitz-James Stuart y de Silva, 18th Duchess of Alba de Tormes, Grandee of Spain, first of her name, is very much missed. God save the Fitz-James Stuarts!

Well-wishers cheered as the Duchess of Alba danced on a red carpet after her wedding to Alfonso Diez at Palacio de las Duenas, her 15th-century residence in the cobble-stoned old quarter of Seville.
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replies 34Oct 30, 2017 8:28 AM +00:00

Agree R30. Carl Philip is legitimately gorgeous. Bring royalty is just a bonus

replies 35Oct 30, 2017 8:42 AM +00:00

I smell the money of R34's post. She was beyond loaded.

--Figuratively speaking but in 2 different ways
replies 36Oct 30, 2017 8:42 AM +00:00

The Alba family collection of art and objects is amazing, but I don’t think they can just outright sell them. According to Wikipedia: “paintings by old and modern masters (from Fra Angelico, Titian and Goya to Renoir and Marc Chagall), a first-edition copy of Cervantes's Don Quixote, letters written by Christopher Columbus, and huge tracts of land; her wealth was estimated at between €600 million and €3.5 billion.“

replies 37Oct 30, 2017 9:09 AM +00:00

I mean at this point the family are custodians of important artifacts of Spanish history, if they sold them and they left Spain there would probably be a huge outcry. But maybe they *could* sell them, they just choose not to or they are getting pressure not to.

replies 38Oct 30, 2017 9:10 AM +00:00

María del Rosario Cayetana Paloma Alfonsa Victoria Eugenia Fernanda Teresa Francisca de Paula Lourdes Antonia Josefa Fausta Rita Castor Dorotea Santa Esperanza Fitz-James Stuart, Silva, Falcó y Gurtubay


18th Duchess of Alba, Grandee of Spain 15th Duchess of Aliaga, Grandee of Spain -Ceded to her son Don Alfonso 13th Duchess of Almazán, Grandee of Spain -obtained in 2013 4th Duchess of Arjona, Grandee of Spain -Ceded to her son Don Cayetano[22] 11th Duchess of Berwick, Grandee of Spain 17th Duchess of Híjar, Grandee of Spain -Ceded to her son Don Alfonso[23] 11th Duchess of Liria and Jérica, Grandee of Spain 11th Duchess of Montoro, Grandee of Spain -Ceded to her daughter Doña Eugenia Count-Dukedoms 12th Countess-Duchess of Olivares, Grandee of Spain Marquessates 17th Marchioness of the Carpio, Grandee of Spain 10th Marchioness of San Vicente del Barco, Grandee of Spain -Ceded to her son Don Fernando 16th Marchioness of La Algaba 16th Marchioness of Almenara -Ceded to her son Don Alfonso[24] 18th Marchioness of Barcarrota 10th Marchioness of Castañeda 23rd Marchioness of Coria 14th Marchioness of Eliche 16th Marchioness of Mirallo 20th Marchioness of la Mota 20th Marchioness of Moya 17th Marchioness of Orani -Ceded to her son Don Alfonso[25] 12th Marchioness of Osera 14th Marchioness of San Leonardo 19th Marchioness of Sarria 12th Marchioness of Tarazona 15th Marchioness of Valdunquillo 18th Marchioness of Villanueva del Fresno 17th Marchioness of Villanueva del Río Countships 27th Countess of Aranda, Grandee of Spain -Ceded to her son Don Alfonso[26] 22nd Countess of Lemos, Grandee of Spain 20th Countess of Lerín, Grandee of Spain, Constabless of Navarre 20th Countess of Miranda del Castañar, Grandee of Spain 16th Countess of Monterrey, Grandee of Spain 20th Countess of Osorno, Grandee of Spain 18th Countess of Palma del Río, Grandee of Spain -Ceded to her son Don Alfonso[27] 12th Countess of Salvatierra, Grandee of Spain -Ceded to her son Don Cayetano 22nd Countess of Siruela, Grandee of Spain -Ceded to her son Don Jacobo 19th Countess of Andrade 14th Countess of Ayala 16th Countess of Casarrubios del Monte 16th Countess of Fuentes de Valdepero 11th Countess of Fuentidueña 17th Countess of Galve 18th Countess of Gelves 16th Countess of Guimerá -Ceded to her son Don Alfonso[28] 21st Countess of Modica (Kingdom of Sicily) 24th Countess of Ribadeo -Ceded to her son Don Alfonso[29] 25th Countess of San Esteban de Gormaz 12th Countess of Santa Cruz de la Sierra 20th Countess of Villalba Viscountcies 12th Viscountess of la Calzada Lordships 29th Lady of Moguer

--But You call me Cayetana!
replies 39Oct 30, 2017 10:47 AM +00:00

Princess Dimitri of Yugoslavia, a noted homosexualist and a jewel expert. First cousin of Princess Catherine Oxenberg.
replies 40Oct 30, 2017 10:52 AM +00:00

I like the Danish royals best. They seem to genuinely embody their positions yet manage not to take it all so seriously. The Danish monarchy is the oldest monarchy in the world and one of the most popular monarchies in their own country. And Crown Prince Frederik is a hottie hotttie McHotterson.

replies 41Oct 30, 2017 10:59 AM +00:00

I've always had a soft spot for dear Princess Astrid or Norway, her glasses and her ugly-as-fuck tiara.
replies 42Oct 30, 2017 11:07 AM +00:00

But but but.... the UK is OUR K in the USA!

The Windsors are so down-to-earth and 'umble once they're at home and relaxin'.
replies 43Oct 30, 2017 11:10 AM +00:00

It's a toss-up between Karl Philip and dear Frederik.

KP does/did like showing it, though.
replies 44Oct 30, 2017 11:13 AM +00:00

Prince Dimitri's jewelry shoppe

replies 45Oct 30, 2017 11:15 AM +00:00

The Windsors are shockingly ugly. Except for Kate who shares no blood with them. And Harry (who also doesn't... but that's not my business 😘)

replies 46Oct 30, 2017 12:52 PM +00:00

Princess Marina of Savoy

replies 47Oct 30, 2017 12:57 PM +00:00

Carl Philip takes the cake! He's truly gorgeous.

replies 48Oct 30, 2017 1:13 PM +00:00

Meet the Hereditary Grand Duke and Duchess of Luxembourg, Stephanie and Guillaume.

Duchess Stephanie is the daughter of Count Philippe de Lannoy, a very wealthy aristo whose family dates back to the 1300's. Stephanie is now even richer, being married to Duke Guillaume. She does not need to wear designer rags and borrowed jewelry to prove her nobility - she was born into it. She simply does not give a hoot how she looks and what she wears, and I find her adorable for that reason. She has been excoriated for wearing scrunchies in her hair at official events! Horrors!
--Yes, one of her arms is shorter than the other
replies 49Oct 30, 2017 2:48 PM +00:00

Obviously a love match, the hereditary grand duke is quite handsome. So are his siblings.

replies 50Oct 30, 2017 2:56 PM +00:00

CP Victoria of Sweden, adorable kids and clearly in love with her husband. Madeline is gorgeous and made another good match but she gets flack for living outside of Sweden. Their brother, so handsome but can't figure out why he was so insistent on marrying Sofia who seems ill-suited to royal life.

replies 51Oct 30, 2017 3:07 PM +00:00

^ Forgot to say, Max and Wax are also very cool. There was some scandal about her father and he was not permitted to attend her wedding, IIRC.

replies 52Oct 30, 2017 3:14 PM +00:00

Sofia is hot, R51. That's how men judge suitability.

replies 53Oct 30, 2017 3:16 PM +00:00

Is there no more love on this site for Andrea Casiraghi? Or is he considered common?
replies 54Oct 30, 2017 3:27 PM +00:00

R54 the Grimaldi family have been known as grifters and upstarts for the past 500 years...Has this one joined the circus yet?

replies 55Oct 30, 2017 3:29 PM +00:00

You have to admire Caroline for not going the filler and Botox route.

replies 56Oct 30, 2017 3:40 PM +00:00

Prince Mutaib from Saudi Arabia
replies 57Oct 30, 2017 3:47 PM +00:00

He does glamor shots too.
replies 58Oct 30, 2017 3:49 PM +00:00

He gives Carl Philip a run for his money. Beautiful guy

replies 59Oct 30, 2017 4:41 PM +00:00

Arab guys are drama enough. Could you imagine dating Arab royalty.

replies 60Oct 30, 2017 5:03 PM +00:00

Handsome Yoruba Prince Prince Damilotun Aderemi and his wife
replies 61Oct 30, 2017 5:14 PM +00:00

Prince Félix of Luxembourg
replies 62Oct 30, 2017 5:30 PM +00:00

Prince Michael of Boysexneverland turned out fugly, poor little baster royal.

replies 63Oct 30, 2017 5:34 PM +00:00

I like Queen Letizia of Spain.

Queen Letizia of Spain, accompanied by Prince Harry visit Westminster Abbey during the third day of their State Visit on July 12, 2017 in London, England. King Felipe will lay a wreath on the Grave...
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replies 64Oct 30, 2017 5:56 PM +00:00

Max’s father was part of the ‘Junta’ that was in power in Argentina. I think he was in the agriculture ministry but he was well connected to the dictator and I don’t think his hands are clean when it comes to embezzled wealth or Disappearances. The Dutch government though better of inviting him. Crown Princess Maxima wept during the portion of her wedding ceremony where they played an orchestral version of an Argentinian tango. Most interpreted it as her sorrow that important members of her family were not present. I can’t watch this video without being moved myself. I completely fell in love with Maxima from this point.

Willem Alexander y Maxima
replies 65Oct 30, 2017 6:04 PM +00:00

I like Letizia too - she played around and even got an abortion! At least she didn't embezzle money and commit tax evasion like her sister-in-law, Princess Christina.

The Catalonians are so angry I hope they don't end up beheading her and her husband.

The book about Princess Letizia (pictured) was written by her cousin David Rocasolano, and includes information about her life before she married Crown Prince Felipe.
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replies 66Oct 30, 2017 6:06 PM +00:00

Was that Duchess of Alba a Habsburg? If so, the poor dear suffered from the Habsburg Lip (mandibular prognathism ).

replies 67Oct 30, 2017 6:07 PM +00:00

No R67, she was a Fitz-James Stuart, descended from James II. The lip was a product of socialized medicine in Spain.

replies 68Oct 30, 2017 6:09 PM +00:00

Princess Gloria Von Thurn Und Taxis - she and her wealthy gay husband hosted such amazing costume parties in the 80's. Now she is an ultra-devout lesbian Catholic.
replies 69Oct 30, 2017 6:14 PM +00:00

Michael Jackson took a creepy interest in Princess Gloria’s son Prince Albert in the early 90s. I wonder if she got hush money for it. The young prince was totally Jackson’s type.

Michael Jackson and H.S.H. Prince Albert von Thurn und Taxis
replies 70Oct 30, 2017 6:19 PM +00:00

Letizia is a stunner, no denying that.
replies 71Oct 30, 2017 6:24 PM +00:00

Princess Gloria and her friend Princess Alexandra Borghese in their Dames of Malta gear.
replies 72Oct 30, 2017 6:25 PM +00:00

I admire her for teaching herself about money management to salvage what was left of her fortune after her husband died. On the other, she really stepped in it when, after becoming an AIDS activist in Africa, she commented that "the blacks like to copulate a lot."

replies 73Oct 30, 2017 6:26 PM +00:00

R73 She was left with $500 million debt when her very old husband died. She sold off all the family silver, jewelry, car collection and some artwork. She opened their main castle for public tours (15 Euros). She did work very hard to learn about money management and did what she could to protect her children.

replies 74Oct 30, 2017 6:29 PM +00:00

She brought the family fortune back up herself, I read a magazine article despite her party girl past she learned the business and managed to make it all profitable again. Her son is immensely rich now, not sure if he married yet but if not he’s got to be on one of Europe’s most eligible.

replies 75Oct 30, 2017 6:30 PM +00:00

I always think this photo is so heartbreaking. Princess Letizia’s sister committed suicide, despite her grief at the funeral protocol dictated she do a deep curtesy to The King, which he tenderly assisted her back to her feet. Very sad.

Browse Erika Ortiz Funeral - February 8, 2007 latest photos. View images and find out more about Erika Ortiz Funeral - February 8, 2007 at Getty Images.
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replies 76Oct 30, 2017 6:36 PM +00:00

I want to sit at the bar with Princess Birgitta of Sweden and drink and smoke cigarettes with her and listen to all her crazy stories. She looks like a hoot and a half.
replies 77Oct 30, 2017 6:38 PM +00:00

^^^ I think her breastices melted off.

replies 78Oct 30, 2017 6:41 PM +00:00

She looks like Miss Gay Tri-Cities 1982 in 2017.

replies 79Oct 30, 2017 6:42 PM +00:00

Princess B loves to golf, hence the Jennifuh Leathuh permatan. Plus she's 80, so I guess she doesn't look that bad.

replies 80Oct 30, 2017 6:44 PM +00:00

R32 Poor Duquesa de Alba...

All that money & she ended up looking like a Dr. Seuss character.

replies 81Oct 30, 2017 6:52 PM +00:00

Like Patsy Stone, Birgitta clearly hasn't eaten a thing since the 70s. Good for her though, as any royal worth their salt knows, the thinner you are the bigger the jewels look.

replies 82Oct 30, 2017 6:54 PM +00:00

Letizia looked fantastic in those recent pictures of their visit to the UK. Stunning clothes.

Princess Anne looked like she had dragged out an old dress from some ancient closet. Is there some reason that the Brits can't improve their dress sense? Anne's dress probably cost a bundle it did not flatter her at all.

replies 83Oct 30, 2017 7:49 PM +00:00

Prince Matchabelli
replies 84Oct 30, 2017 8:08 PM +00:00

I don't blame Prince Carl (Sweden) for marrying underwear model Sofia. At least she's from a normal, working class background and is hot. If you were him and you had to live a boring life in a fishbowl, cutting ribbons and shaking hands, wouldn't you at least want a hot and down-to-Earth wife? You'd rather end up with a scrawny shebot social-climber like Kate Middleton?

replies 85Oct 30, 2017 8:16 PM +00:00

Pavlos, Crown Prince of Greece

Marie-Chantal, Crown Princess of Greece
replies 86Oct 30, 2017 8:16 PM +00:00

Emanuele Filiberto of Savoy, Prince of Venice
replies 87Oct 30, 2017 8:40 PM +00:00

This is the late Duchess of Alba's crib, the Liria Palace, in Madrid.
replies 88Oct 30, 2017 8:55 PM +00:00

King Felipe is quite the hot daddy.

replies 89Oct 31, 2017 12:57 AM +00:00

Please Harry is the spitting image of his grandfather Phillip with his mother's coloring.

replies 90Oct 31, 2017 2:12 AM +00:00

R89 His voice though not quite David Beckham levels of disappointment but close.

replies 91Oct 31, 2017 3:23 AM +00:00

R90 I don't see the resemblance to Philip at all. Face it. Harry's a bastard. It's fine though. He's better looking for it

replies 92Oct 31, 2017 3:33 AM +00:00

Philip looks much more like William. Handsomer though. The Windsors have a good eye for spouses at least
replies 93Oct 31, 2017 3:36 AM +00:00

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replies 94Oct 31, 2017 10:44 AM +00:00

They most certainly do, R93
replies 95Oct 31, 2017 10:45 AM +00:00

Queen Rania of Jordan
replies 96Oct 31, 2017 10:52 AM +00:00

That pic of Rania is pre surgery. She was beautiful then, and still is- but she’s had work done for sure

replies 97Oct 31, 2017 10:54 AM +00:00

Queen Saleha of Brunei scares me.
replies 98Oct 31, 2017 10:58 AM +00:00

Queen Margrethe of Denmark, you know it OP.
replies 99Oct 31, 2017 12:50 PM +00:00

R90 I agree, Harry has a touch of Greek to his look which William is devoid of. I think his colouring is entirely like the Spencer's in general and in particular Diana's brother.

replies 100Oct 31, 2017 1:31 PM +00:00

Harry doesn’t have a touch of Greek. Prince Philip doesn’t even have a touch of a Greek, he’s German and Danish.

replies 101Oct 31, 2017 2:43 PM +00:00

I like the lezzy in Thailand, or somewhere around there, who gets things done. The people love her. Find out who she is for me.

replies 102Oct 31, 2017 3:08 PM +00:00

Her Butch Highness Princess Sirindhorn
replies 103Oct 31, 2017 5:21 PM +00:00

Her Royal Highness Princess Somdech Phra Debaratanarajasuda Chao Fa Maha Chakri Sirindhorn Rathasimagunakornpiyajat Sayamboromrajakumari of Thailand. They changed the constitution so she could take the throne. Then her parents went and had a baby boy. She's now the department head in the History department at the Royal Military Academy.

replies 104Oct 31, 2017 5:30 PM +00:00

Unlike most the royalty above, Queen Rania's husband is an absolute monarch. Rania has been called the "Marie Antoinette" of the Middle East, as she has leads a very lavish lifestyle while 1/3 of Jordanians live in poverty - truly crushing poverty. They do not have the true power to vote and cannot criticize the Queen or King without facing potential harsh punishment. Rania is all talk and a disgrace.

replies 105Oct 31, 2017 5:45 PM +00:00

I wish Princess Sirindhorn could have succeeded instead of the rat-faced nutcase who just became king.

replies 106Oct 31, 2017 5:50 PM +00:00

Prince Hashim bin Hussein of Jordan
replies 107Oct 31, 2017 6:19 PM +00:00

Prince Hashim has a beautiful smile.
replies 108Oct 31, 2017 6:23 PM +00:00

Queen Margrethe. Who knew!

Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet.
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replies 110Oct 31, 2017 6:38 PM +00:00

The romanovs, they were fabulous and hated russians just we do.

replies 111Oct 31, 2017 6:51 PM +00:00

*like we do

replies 112Oct 31, 2017 6:52 PM +00:00

The Romanovs were of course mostly German. Generation after generation of grand dukes following the death of Catherine II were married to German princesses. A rare exception was Maria Feodorovna, who was the mother of the assassinated Tsar Nicholas II, she was born a Danish princess but herself was mostly German.

replies 113Oct 31, 2017 7:16 PM +00:00

R113 Maria hated Germans because they took part of Denmark and she was opposed her son’s marriage. She was right, Alix was right one for her son but all wrong for Russia.

replies 114Oct 31, 2017 8:56 PM +00:00

There's going to be a book about Freddy

BEFORE Prince Harry, there was Prince Frederik.
replies 115Oct 31, 2017 10:22 PM +00:00

Mutaib, Haakon, and Carl Philip. Would never leave any of their beds

replies 116Nov 1, 2017 3:19 AM +00:00

Queen Margrethe in her favorite raincoat
replies 117Nov 1, 2017 4:48 AM +00:00

I bet that Queen Margrethe has bad breath from chain smoking like she does.

replies 118Nov 1, 2017 6:36 PM +00:00

How Margrethe isn't tethered to an oxygen tank after all these years is a mystery.

--The Chainsmokers should rename themselves "The Margrethes"
replies 119Nov 1, 2017 6:40 PM +00:00

Louis XX
replies 120Nov 1, 2017 8:02 PM +00:00

--"Princess Radziwill"
replies 121Nov 1, 2017 8:10 PM +00:00
The House of Orange is supposed to be ridiculously rich

They are worth about 3.2 billion. That's a Cosby, Oprah, Paul McCartney and one Olsen Twin rich.

replies 122Nov 1, 2017 10:42 PM +00:00

Prince Hashim looks like Christian Bale.

replies 123Nov 2, 2017 2:42 AM +00:00

King Mohammed VI of Morocco looks like a hot daddy in some photos.
replies 124Nov 2, 2017 3:34 AM +00:00

Other times he looks like a fat bloated Mary. I’ve heard gay rumors about him on various message boards and blogs, of course in Morocco it’s illegal to say such things. His beautiful wife Princess Lalla Salma is most likely a beard.
replies 125Nov 2, 2017 3:39 AM +00:00

Maxima's father is indeed a problem and Maxima is not without a touch of her father in her character.
replies 126Nov 2, 2017 4:18 AM +00:00

Of course Queen Margrethe is the coolest. Said so upthread.

replies 127Nov 2, 2017 4:43 AM +00:00

Marius Borg

He's not actually royalty, and he was born out-of-wedlock to the Crown Princess Marit of Norway and her drug-dealing boyfriend before Marit met Haakon....but he has been a part of the Norwegian royal family for many years.
replies 128Nov 2, 2017 4:56 AM +00:00

Why do the Greek royals still get invited to things? If it weren’t for being related to Prince Philip, no one would care about them, money or not...

And why do the descendants of abolished monarchies continue to use their titles?

None of the Euro royal Families have as much money as the Arabians, Thais, or the Sultan of Brunei.

replies 129Nov 2, 2017 5:25 AM +00:00

With the exception of the Swedes, the Scandinavian royals are the poorest in the world. I think the Norwegian Royals are worth less than USD10 Million. The government pays for their expenses.

replies 130Nov 2, 2017 5:44 AM +00:00

The Norwegian king is the custodian of a pretty decent jewel collection for his wife though. She has about six or seven tiaras at her disposal, which is more than some other consorts have. He also has use of a great royal yacht, which is like a little shop. Queen Margrethe has one as well. Queen Elizabeth had to give hers up years ago. She didn’t cry at her mother or suster’s funerals, but she cried when they decommissioned her yacht.

replies 131Nov 2, 2017 7:19 AM +00:00

^^^a little ship, not little shop

replies 132Nov 2, 2017 7:21 AM +00:00

R129 Al;so because the King of Greece is Queen Sofia of Spain's brother and all the royals love the dowager queen.

replies 133Nov 2, 2017 7:47 AM +00:00

I don’t find CP Pavlos that handsome. He’s ok, but looks like he’s trying too hard.

The royal family of Greece has some clout though, because QEII attended the Crown Prince’s wedding in London and she never attends such events for continental royals.

replies 134Nov 2, 2017 8:02 AM +00:00

They're her husband's family, R134.

replies 135Nov 2, 2017 9:02 AM +00:00

Yes of course they are, but she never flew to Germany to attend Philip’s sisters kids weddings.

replies 136Nov 2, 2017 10:12 AM +00:00

Didn't Marie Chantal plan her wedding in July so QEII would have to be there? She chose to get married in London.

replies 137Nov 2, 2017 10:18 AM +00:00

Fatima Massaquoi-Fahnbulleh - Liberian royal and pioneering female educator and social activist in Africa.
replies 138Nov 2, 2017 10:26 AM +00:00

Something weird about King Mohammed of Morocco’s face, I think he’s using lightening potions on his skin. Compare him to his brother on the right, Prince Moulay Rashid.
replies 139Nov 2, 2017 12:41 PM +00:00

Slowly going thru this thread. That's a beautiful family at R16, why did they get divorced?

--I guess I could Google this
replies 140Nov 2, 2017 2:16 PM +00:00

I should Google it too. I wonder if he was unfaithful, because she got a countess title out of the deal and a stipend and nice house.

replies 141Nov 2, 2017 2:40 PM +00:00

Crown Prince Pavlos is prince of nowhere. The Greeks voted to abolish the monarchy and even though Constantine II has returned to Greece, he longer has Greek citizenship - the Greek government stripped him of that 2 decades ago. They refuse to allow him to become a Greek citizen until he uses a last name, as all Greek citizens are required to do.

It is an affront to the people of Greece that these people parade around with nonexistent titles that were abolished by popular vote. Crown Prince Pavlos does not have any claim to the Greek throne - the monarchy has been abolished. Pavlos and his parents are propped up financially by Robert Miller and his billions, because one of his daughters wanted to play dress up with tiaras and call herself a Princess, when in fact she is not.

Without Miller, Pavlos would spend less time racing yachts (all owned by Miller) and would have to spend more time working . Perhaps he could design jewelry like the Prince of (nonexistent) Yugoslavia.

The Greek royal family treasures will be auctioned in London in January, Christie's announced yesterday.
replies 142Nov 2, 2017 2:41 PM +00:00

Princess Camilla of Bourbon-Two Sicilies, with Prince Carlo, Duke of Castro, is a like a cotton candy confection.
replies 143Nov 2, 2017 7:50 PM +00:00

Camilla in blue. Dazzling.
replies 144Nov 2, 2017 8:03 PM +00:00

What's the tea on Marit of Norway? How'd she snag the future King?

replies 145Nov 2, 2017 8:07 PM +00:00

Rafael de Medina, 20th Duke of Feria, Grandee of Spain, and his mother the glorious Nati Abascal.
replies 146Nov 2, 2017 8:19 PM +00:00

Nati and her sons Rafael and Luis.
replies 147Nov 2, 2017 8:27 PM +00:00

R142 - The Greek royals actually ARE royal - they are all also Princes and Princesses of Denmark. All male-line Green royal descendants of King Christian IX of Denmark have the title Prince or Princess of Denmark as well as their defunct Greek titles. So, they are indeed royal.

replies 148Nov 3, 2017 9:30 AM +00:00

R147 The guy in left is actually nice looking

replies 149Nov 3, 2017 9:33 AM +00:00

The Prince of Darkness

Found on Google from
replies 150Nov 3, 2017 10:00 AM +00:00

R145, Mette Marit was a single mom and a coffee shop counter girl by day who was a raver by night. There was a big dance music festival in Norway and the crown prince was there and being an unassuming guy I guess he was mingling with the crowd and met her. She did a teary confession on TV acknowledging her wild past (sex, party drugs, clubs) at the time of the engagement. I know there is very frequent talk about marital problems to the point where the palace had to release a statement to refute the story. I think part of the problem is that she disappeared from sight for a long time due to neck or spine problems and I guess that added fuel to the fire. It’s not uncommon for Haakon to escort his aunt Princess Astrid on state occasions though, maybe because of protocol and precedence. So when he walks in with her and Mette Maria walks in with someone else, it certainly looks outwardly like they are estranged.

replies 151Nov 3, 2017 10:03 AM +00:00

Bump because I’m tired of the Meghan Markle topics.

replies 152Dec 7, 2017 7:33 AM +00:00

What about Russian royals?

On a separate subject...The Windsor’s have a last name. How hard is it for the Greeks to come up with one?

replies 153Dec 7, 2017 8:38 AM +00:00

I thought they were Glucksburgs?

replies 154Dec 7, 2017 10:03 AM +00:00

Regarding Russians, I think GD Georgi is really cute in a bear cub kind of way.
replies 155Dec 7, 2017 10:04 AM +00:00

May the hot king of Bhutan never lose his looks. Sigh
replies 156Dec 7, 2017 4:16 PM +00:00

The Greek Royal Family come from the House of Glücksburg, but I don't think they use Glücksburg as a last name.

replies 157Dec 7, 2017 4:51 PM +00:00

Oh, that Russian was cute a decade ago. He got fat. Looks like his granddad.

replies 158Dec 7, 2017 5:39 PM +00:00

R157 The Greek government won't give the former king Greek citizens ship until he uses a lastname and the former king refuses to do so.

One of his daughters uses the last name Greece but I don't know if it is official. She used it in her college diploma. Her name is Theodora Greece and she's an actress.

His other daughter Alexia lives in Spain I think she uses "de Grecia" (of Greece in Spanish) as her lastname.

I think the whole family has Danish diplomatic passports. They are also princes of Denmark & The Queen of Denmark is their mother's sister.

replies 159Dec 7, 2017 6:26 PM +00:00

What about the Royal Turk? Are they extinct?

replies 160Dec 7, 2017 6:34 PM +00:00

Ex King Constantine is just being a pill then. He’s a direct descendant of the House of Oldenburg. That’s the closet thing to a last name, or even Glücksburg which is the name of their branch of the Oldenburg house.

replies 161Dec 8, 2017 3:44 AM +00:00

I would pick Constantine Trump. MGGA

replies 162Dec 8, 2017 3:49 AM +00:00

I don't have a favorite but wanted to share something I just saw:

Meet the world's youngest queen, 27-year-old Jetsun Pema of Bhutan
Jetsun Pema, 27, is the world's youngest living queen. She took the throne at the age of 21 in 2011, when she married King Jigme Khesar Namgyel Wangchuck of Bhutan, now 37. The couple — who have a 1-year-old son, Jigme Namgyel Wangchuck — have both studied in England, share a love of art, and were once dubbed the "Will and Kate of The Himalayas."
She took the throne in 2011 at the age of 21.
Business Insider
replies 163Dec 8, 2017 5:04 AM +00:00

Gone, but not forgotten.
replies 164Dec 8, 2017 5:12 AM +00:00

The remaining Habsburg line use "von Habsburg" as a surname. The House of Savoy descendants use "di Savoia." Even the Earl of Wessex is credited as Edward Windsor on his productions. So why don't the Greek royals just use Glücksburg as a surname? Is it because it isn't Greek?

replies 165Dec 8, 2017 6:05 AM +00:00

The eldest son of the heir to the throne of Liechtenstein. Prince Wenzel. He looks scary to me, and a little bit handicapped. But he’ll be a billionaire. That family is richer than the Windsors.
replies 166Dec 9, 2017 4:40 PM +00:00