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Let's talk about Mary-Kate Olsen here

Is this upside-down judge's robe and orthopedic sneaker look comme il faut in her circle?

Why does she look like an Andrew Wyeth painting?

Why does her husband always look so skeevy?

Did she have teeth removed to get that cheekbone line, or is it just contouring?

Oh, Mary-Kate, we have so many questions.
replies 213Oct 12, 2017 1:31 PM +00:00

WTF! Terrifying

replies 1Oct 12, 2017 1:37 PM +00:00

Is she freakishly small? Is he freakishly tall?

One cannot imagine them fucking at all!

replies 2Oct 12, 2017 1:59 PM +00:00

He’s a pervert.

Only one reason to be with her...

replies 3Oct 12, 2017 2:10 PM +00:00

She looks 10-- so he looks like a child molester!

replies 4Oct 12, 2017 2:11 PM +00:00

I was going to say something like looks like a Steven King novel come to life. BUT I read R2's perfect haiku!!

replies 5Oct 12, 2017 2:15 PM +00:00

R2 = Dr. Seuss

replies 6Oct 12, 2017 2:16 PM +00:00

Wow, she's aging like shit. Those anti-smoking ads weren't lying.

replies 7Oct 12, 2017 2:17 PM +00:00

Wow... can't believe she's only 31. For sure thought she was early or mid 40's

replies 8Oct 12, 2017 2:18 PM +00:00

Having lots of money is no guarantee of style or class. She and her sis always look weird. Their younger sister, Elizabeth Olsen, looks much better and healthier.
replies 9Oct 12, 2017 2:25 PM +00:00

Did anyone ever read that family classic Flowers In Attic? If you did, remember the younger sister that had a big head but never really grew because she was kept in the attic (and later died from poison donuts!). That's what MK reminds me of - someone kept in captivity that never fully developed. And yes, her husband's a perv

replies 10Oct 12, 2017 2:29 PM +00:00

Kissy kissy!
replies 11Oct 12, 2017 2:30 PM +00:00

What with that mother of their's always on the road hawking coffee, they never had an appropriate female role model!

replies 12Oct 12, 2017 2:33 PM +00:00

Damn! MKO looks like shit!

replies 13Oct 12, 2017 2:41 PM +00:00

looks like she just finished playing the nickel slpts at the casino and is about to get on the bus back to the "home"

replies 14Oct 12, 2017 3:43 PM +00:00

She looks like she has one of those disorders where you don't go through puberty but you still get wrinkles from time

replies 15Oct 12, 2017 5:16 PM +00:00

she seems like she's trying to do makeup contouring but badly

replies 16Oct 12, 2017 5:18 PM +00:00

Those two bitches are straight up WEIRD.

replies 17Oct 12, 2017 5:51 PM +00:00

She was semi pretty a few years ago. She's had horriffic and unnecessary work. Ashley has not changed as much facially.

I guess Sagat was fucking MK.

replies 18Oct 12, 2017 6:10 PM +00:00

80 year old Romanian gypsy woman in the market in Bucharest selling dead chickens.

replies 19Oct 12, 2017 6:24 PM +00:00

It must be nice to wear what you want and not care at all what people think. And it can't be easy to dress stylishly when you're 3'9".

replies 20Oct 12, 2017 7:42 PM +00:00

Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy

replies 21Oct 12, 2017 7:47 PM +00:00
Having lots of money is no guarantee of style or class.

Actually the Olsen twins are known for being really good at fashion. They might seem nutty to everyone else, but in the fashion industry they're lauded for knowing damn well what they're doing. So, this remark about them (or MK) lacking style or class is off-base. Lifestyle and drug/tobacco use is another thing, of course.

--Married to someone who knows
replies 22Oct 12, 2017 7:56 PM +00:00

Its hilarious that so many internet pervs used to fantasize about the day they turned 18 ( used to have a countdown clock), and they turned out just fucking repulsive.

Admire them for living life on their own terms though.

replies 23Oct 12, 2017 8:23 PM +00:00

R22 Then how do you explain why they both look like utter shit most of the time?

replies 24Oct 12, 2017 8:28 PM +00:00

I think it is called DRUG ADDICTION.

replies 25Oct 12, 2017 8:38 PM +00:00

Looks like a ventriloquist and his creepy dummy.

replies 26Oct 12, 2017 8:48 PM +00:00

Is she the normal twin?

replies 27Oct 12, 2017 9:11 PM +00:00

Opie Oids

--Andy Of Mayberry
replies 28Oct 12, 2017 9:13 PM +00:00

Is she wearing a Halloween 🎃 Costume ?

She looks like 💀 Skelator's very little Sister.

replies 29Oct 12, 2017 9:16 PM +00:00

Early onset of menopause? Or chronic anorexia...

--My guess
replies 30Oct 12, 2017 9:24 PM +00:00

She looks pretty good in the pic at R11. I mean, the look on her face is odd but she looks healthy.

I've always found the twins' taste in fashion strange. They have so much money, are thin and (could be) cute yet dress in shapless, oversized clothes. They never smile and give photographers that serious-face pose that makes them look constipated. Weird.

replies 31Oct 12, 2017 9:35 PM +00:00

R18 I've never heard MK was fucking Saget. Where did you hear that?

replies 32Oct 12, 2017 9:36 PM +00:00

She is wasting her youth on an old man and looking like a bag lady

replies 33Oct 12, 2017 9:40 PM +00:00
Is she the normal twin?

She's the evil twin.

replies 34Oct 12, 2017 10:37 PM +00:00

Yeah, Elizabeth looks well. I went to Amoeba Hollywood, walked past the Arclight and there happened to be a small premiere going on. Jessica Lange was there, looking interesting and looking like she had enough makeup for seven or eight people. E. Olsen was there, as well, looking rather luminous and lovely, not in a freakish, unsettling way.

replies 35Oct 12, 2017 10:43 PM +00:00

Here are the two women this year. Mary-Kate is on the right, Ashley on the left. Ashley still looks like she is recognizable from how she looked as a teenager; Mary-Kate looks like a completely different person. I don;t think it's plastic surgery, though something does seem to have happened to Mary-Kate's jaw (did she have teeth removed?); she also does her makeup very differently (apparently to make herself look as much like Faye Dunaway as possible), and shapes her eyebrows much more drastically than Ashley does.

They are two of the richest women in show business, and are jointly worth a third of a billion dollars.

They both clearly have suffered from anorexia. Mary-Kate was treated for it; I don't know if Ashley has been. They are apparently both pretty unhappy despite their money. Their childhoods and adolescences were extremely traumatic, although I have heard almost everyone who worked with them then (such as Christopher Sieber) has said they're very nice girls.
replies 36Oct 12, 2017 10:48 PM +00:00

Wizened old crone with cheek implants.

replies 37Oct 12, 2017 10:51 PM +00:00

R36. What was the trauma in their childhood? I know being a child actor is rough but were they molested or abused? Was the Full House set full of pretators?

replies 38Oct 12, 2017 10:58 PM +00:00

Teeth were probably not removed in so much as fell out. Bulimics lose teeth due to the stomach acid eating them away.

Research how they became billionaires with all their merchandising... Big time pedo shit since they were babies on FH..

replies 39Oct 12, 2017 11:10 PM +00:00

I can't wait for their remake of Whatever Happened to Baby Michelle

replies 40Oct 12, 2017 11:49 PM +00:00

Methface. Either that, or she is trying to repel all the creepy older men obsessed with her as described at r23.

Whatever...death is imminent.

replies 41Oct 12, 2017 11:54 PM +00:00

They look haunted. I love their bag lady fashion sense though, it's funny.

replies 42Oct 13, 2017 12:01 AM +00:00

A layered look
replies 43Oct 13, 2017 12:04 AM +00:00

Very Norma Desmond. I can't tell them apart so am not sure which one(s) these are.
replies 44Oct 13, 2017 12:05 AM +00:00

They look cute, if too thin, here. To be honest, looking through an image search of Mary Kate's fashion, her clothes are usually fabulous. It's her pubescent build and blank expression that give her such an eerie look.
replies 45Oct 13, 2017 12:13 AM +00:00

Speaking of Mary Kate, I miss the web series Very Mary Kate, created by the woman who played her in all of them. They were sometimes hit and miss, but the early ones were damn funny. And sometimes she'd play Ashley, too. I thought she'd wind up going places, but Hollywood really didn't seem to be too interested in anyone who did web series (with one or two exceptions). Instead they tried (and failed) to make youtube personalities happen.

replies 46Oct 13, 2017 7:54 AM +00:00

A while back - months- I saw a conspiracy type vid about bob saget being an evil twisted perv and showed lots of clips of him being creepy toward the girls outright on the episodes. And he has a nasty standup routine, makes baby rape jokes. I know it was just an unreliable youtube video but it was chilling and and creeped me the fuck out.

From, r[18]

replies 47Oct 13, 2017 8:16 AM +00:00

R46 I totally forgot about Very Mary Kate! You're right, the earlier episodes were very funny.

replies 48Oct 13, 2017 8:24 AM +00:00

I can play them on the lifetime movie. I'm good at playing twins. Please, I need a job. I only get paid in dirham and coke now.

--lindsay lohan
replies 49Oct 13, 2017 8:28 AM +00:00

I was going to say she looks like a younger Ruth Bader Ginsburg, but that would be insulting to Her Honor!

replies 50Oct 13, 2017 8:32 AM +00:00


replies 51Oct 13, 2017 8:37 AM +00:00

I don't really know very much about the fashion world. But I do know how to use google. Do an image search for famous fashion designers. I'm not sure what the best way is to describe many of them - weird maybe? The Olsen twins look like they would fit right in.

Their history is interesting. Child actors. Clothing lines for Walmart and J.C. Penny. The a fashion label worn by celebrities. Setting fashion trends themselves. Their clothing is made in Bangladesh - all the women who make their clothing get full maternity leave. Ground breaking labor rights for that part of the world.

Plus these two women have been working since they were a year old.

There certainly are child actors whose behavior as adults makes you wonder what happened to them growing up, but not the Olsen twins. These are two young very successful women. Apparently very talented.

replies 52Oct 13, 2017 9:15 AM +00:00

R52 are you fucking high?? These women obviously have several issues with drugs/alcohol,eating disorders,and daddy issues... They look miserable and malnourished. As far as being "trend setters" and "talented", once again, are you high??

replies 53Oct 14, 2017 8:22 AM +00:00

Absolutely ghoulish.

replies 54Oct 14, 2017 8:24 AM +00:00
She looks 10

She looks haggard.

replies 55Oct 14, 2017 8:32 AM +00:00

I think they are utterly fascinating.

While their outfits are odd (especially MK’s), I think their line is pretty good. I’ve loved some of their wacky ensembles. I live in NYC and just LOVE seeing women get creative with fashion. *shrugs*

I really appreciate that they’re not Hollywood-style slutty sluts, showcasing their implants and shit on IG. They’re not interested in being “SEXY” or even getting fame and attention. I love that about them.

I saw one of them at a big barbecue on Georgica Pond about six years ago. Everyone was in summery, breezy J. Crewish clothing, but she was in a long black semi-goth outfit, not showing an inch of skin. She’s tiny tiny tiny.

replies 56Oct 14, 2017 8:51 AM +00:00

Time flies
replies 57Oct 14, 2017 9:00 AM +00:00

I, for one, miss the raccoon eyes . . .

replies 58Oct 14, 2017 9:01 AM +00:00

R52 must be their publicist.

replies 59Oct 14, 2017 9:41 AM +00:00
Those two bitches are straight up WEIRD.


replies 60Oct 14, 2017 9:51 AM +00:00

Mary Kate might have been the molested one, and Ashley sidestepped it. Don’t presume because they have built an empire they escaped being diddled too young, by lord knows who.

replies 61Oct 14, 2017 9:54 AM +00:00

Well, she and her husband totally look like a pedo and his kidnapping victim he's raised/brainwashed since she was 6, but if the O twins are just teensy tiny women then I suppose there's no helping that. I still think he looks creepy AF and she probably chose him because she has daddy issues. MK and A look so unhappy, even when they're smiling. It's weird to see people with hundreds of millions of dollars to their name who are a few years younger than me and still feel no envy whatsoever.

replies 62Oct 14, 2017 9:58 AM +00:00

In the OP's pic, I can picturing him saying to her under his breath (in a heavy eastern European accent of course) "Don't worry my darling, I veel protect you, if anyone tries to hurt you I will keel them". Mary-Kate says nothing since she is obviously too stoned to speak. If you look closely you can see the loaded syringe of heroin in his pocket that he will inject her with minutes after the photographers leave.

replies 63Oct 14, 2017 4:00 PM +00:00

Isn't her husband the brother of the last French president?

--Tony Woodard
replies 64Oct 14, 2017 4:55 PM +00:00

These bitches are the only ones I know who cant take a gorgeous,beaded 1920s flapper dress and make it look like a glad bag. I think they may be smart and rich,but I also think they are deeply fucked up.

replies 65Oct 14, 2017 5:14 PM +00:00

Half-brother, R64. That Olsen twin in the picture (OP) looks like she's wearing "old woman" makeup that she put on herself for a junior-high play. I think she habitually sucks in her cheeks for photos. Elizabeth is more normal looking, yes, but she, too, is uncanny. Her plastic surgeon overdid it and removed too much nose, and it's a little disturbing. In some pictures it appears worse than others.

replies 66Oct 14, 2017 5:23 PM +00:00

She's about 5' 1" - 5' 2".

He is about 6' 3".

--4' 11", feels her pain.
replies 67Oct 14, 2017 5:29 PM +00:00

R36 No idea if this is true or not, but I heard that contrary to popular belief, the Olsen twins are fraternal, not identical twins. Which explains the slight difference in appearance in adulthood. One is also an inch taller than the other.

replies 68Oct 14, 2017 5:30 PM +00:00

In her defense, she can't help being short. That's what it looks like when a short woman stands next to a normal-sized man. Should we short women of the world go out with short guys just because we are short? No! Never!!

That said, I see height estimates for her ranging from 4'11' to 5'2'. I think she's closer to 4'11'.

replies 69Oct 14, 2017 5:33 PM +00:00

I agree that Elizabeth is beautiful, but I also thought Ashley was the prettiest sister
replies 70Oct 14, 2017 5:34 PM +00:00

Puke. She looks like a homunculus of Madonna, just uglier, more repulsive.

replies 71Oct 14, 2017 5:35 PM +00:00
It's weird to see people with hundreds of millions of dollars to their name who are a few years younger than me and still feel no envy whatsoever.

Worth repeating because it's so fucking true. Are they both going to whisper "Rosebud" on their deathbeds?

R70 they both have gorgeous eyes, despite their resemblance to Gollum in a blonde wig.

replies 72Oct 14, 2017 5:52 PM +00:00

R66 That's defnitley her real nose

32.2k Likes, 234 Comments - Elizabeth Olsen (@elizabetholsenofficial) on Instagram: “a apple #dennisthemenace #tbt”
replies 73Oct 14, 2017 6:04 PM +00:00

both Olsen twins had nose job

Why she looks so old?

replies 74Oct 14, 2017 6:15 PM +00:00

Baby pictures for comparison, R73? Try these.
replies 75Oct 14, 2017 6:25 PM +00:00

It looks similar to the right here

67.6k Likes, 238 Comments - Elizabeth Olsen (@elizabetholsenofficial) on Instagram: “#puberme @stephenathome @nickkroll when I only shopped in the boys' section of Gap #gapboys…”
replies 76Oct 14, 2017 6:35 PM +00:00

I love Mary Kate so much. She's so dire. Her creepy undead little street urchin persona is the epitome of fabulous. Every detail of her adult life is fascinating. Her facial expressions alone are enough. I imagine her chain smoking and doing copious amounts of drugs with her politically connected scoundrel of a husband in a dank claw footed bathtub somewhere in an empty Paris apartment and it warms my cockles. Viva la MK!

replies 77Oct 14, 2017 7:03 PM +00:00

R68 They are indeed fraternal. I'm ashamed that I knew that without googling.

replies 78Oct 14, 2017 7:27 PM +00:00

They are fraternal and I believe Mary Kate did a lot of the later Fuller House seasons, more so than Ashley. Once they got older they were easy to tell apart because Ashley had wider eyes and a rounder face and they each had their own branded looks-- Mary Kate wore the tomboyish free spirited looks and Ashley wore more feminine and sensible styles

--90's baby
replies 79Oct 14, 2017 7:46 PM +00:00

If someone is sheltered from the real world their whole life, money and success or whatever is undefinable because you have no standard to compare it to.

replies 80Oct 14, 2017 8:22 PM +00:00

One of them (Mary Kate maybe?) stood behind me in a Starbuck's about 10 years ago. She was with several of her friends (male and female), but not her sister. I think she was about 4'11" or so--5' max.

replies 81Oct 14, 2017 8:35 PM +00:00

They don't look happy.

replies 82Oct 14, 2017 8:43 PM +00:00

I googled Mary Kate Olsen fashion and clicked on images. The bag lady look does nothing for her but she looks really sharp in other styles.

replies 83Oct 14, 2017 9:01 PM +00:00

MK is mentally messed up. She hides herself in layers of clothes, like a child playing dress up. Her makeup and expressions are an imitation of adulthood. Her husband is old enough to be her father and their body language when together has him protecting her. Messed up.

replies 84Oct 14, 2017 9:36 PM +00:00

Play dress up with the Hairy-Kate & Trashley Trollsen!
replies 85Oct 14, 2017 9:42 PM +00:00

The age gap between those two isn't that much at all. He is 48, she is 31 and by the way he is not a pedo because she is not a child. most of you need to stop projecting your anti age gap romance views unto others. Maybe they are actually happy with eachother and age does not determine the success of a relationship.

replies 86Oct 14, 2017 9:57 PM +00:00

The proud family stepping out for a stroll: mother, father, stepdaughter.
replies 87Oct 14, 2017 10:01 PM +00:00

Jesus, r87.

That guy’s got some problems.

replies 88Oct 14, 2017 10:09 PM +00:00

I don't know how she could have fun fucking him, he is just too big.

replies 89Oct 15, 2017 12:08 AM +00:00

Lots of protectors of this dysfunction here on DL...

--For shame....
replies 90Oct 15, 2017 12:11 AM +00:00

She and Sarkozy like Oxy.

replies 91Oct 15, 2017 12:28 AM +00:00

Is there any kind of drugs that could have kept them from growing and looking young as long as possible to get child roles?

replies 92Oct 15, 2017 12:44 AM +00:00

r86 - wonder who that was!

replies 93Oct 15, 2017 12:49 AM +00:00

They claim they're fraternal but they're not. They just said they weren't identical to hide the fact that MK has a very serious eating disorder and it makes her look different to Ashley.

--Inside gossip.
replies 94Oct 15, 2017 1:02 AM +00:00

But this was said about them even back when they were babies r94.

replies 95Oct 15, 2017 1:06 AM +00:00

Apparently die hard fans of the show could tell them apart, just like when you get to know identical twins in real life, so the rumour started that they weren't identical. Then as teenagers they ran with the "non identical" angle because it suited them. But they are.

I never watched the show. This is just what I was told by someone in the know.

replies 96Oct 15, 2017 1:16 AM +00:00

They've been said to be fraternal since they were babies, I remember reading that back in the 90s when they were on FH.

replies 97Oct 15, 2017 1:29 AM +00:00

R93 Yes, but I don't know all the details. I read about what parents give their profoundly disabled female children to prevent the from growing and going through puberty, and I promise you that these little "pillow angels" as they are called, reminded me so much of the Olsen twins. They had big eyes and sort of froggy faces and naturally were tiny. After seeing that documentary I could never get over thinking that might have been done to the twins to keep them employable.

replies 98Oct 15, 2017 1:31 AM +00:00
Once they got older they were easy to tell apart because

Really? Because I still can't tell them apart. Looking at pictures of them I have no idea who is who.

replies 99Oct 15, 2017 3:07 AM +00:00

R85 Of course it's PETA.

replies 100Oct 15, 2017 5:15 AM +00:00

Americans have an habit of trying to project their own bias to relationships they do not understand.

replies 101Oct 15, 2017 5:20 AM +00:00

“I love Mary Kate so much. She's so dire. Her creepy undead little street urchin persona is the epitome of fabulous. Every detail of her adult life is fascinating. Her facial expressions alone are enough!”

Marry me!

I love this comment.

replies 102Oct 15, 2017 5:28 AM +00:00

I always wondered about that R98. Elijah Wood always looks unnaturally stunted too, but he seems to have had decent parents so I doubt it. I knew a kid in HS who had to take growth hormone shots because he wasn't going through puberty normally. That's what the Olsen twins look like to me.

replies 103Oct 15, 2017 5:28 AM +00:00

Their company The Row is pretty successful, and I know their bags are very expensive.

replies 104Oct 15, 2017 5:43 AM +00:00

R77 is so right. That's exactly her horrible appeal. She's so creepy that she's cool, against all odds. I mean, look at that trashy, corny sitcom they were known for, followed by their corny, trashy, straight-to-video movies. And now they're fashion moguls, La MK a chain-smoking, greasy-haired, tiny doll of a woman. It's truly fabulous, the degree of reinvention they envisioned for themselves and the fact that they've succeeded at it.

replies 105Oct 15, 2017 12:28 PM +00:00

TRULY a walking nightmare. If she were fictional, only auteur likes Roger Corman, Roman Polanski, or Ed Wood would do her justice.

replies 106Oct 15, 2017 12:33 PM +00:00

R105 Right. She probably loves that people clutch their metaphorical pearls whenever they see her.

replies 107Oct 15, 2017 12:35 PM +00:00

Don't forget Tim Burton R106.

replies 108Oct 15, 2017 12:36 PM +00:00

She looks like that creepy old lady at the end of the street which all the kids are scared off. When she dies you find out all her rags were designer and she has millions of dollars stuffed in the attic.

replies 109Oct 15, 2017 1:24 PM +00:00

I LOVE that even though they are so notoriously private, they still take pics with fans

4,562 Likes, 46 Comments - Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen Style (@mkastyle) on Instagram: “Mary-Kate (left) and Ashley with a fan, April 7 2017 #mkastyle”
replies 110Oct 15, 2017 3:18 PM +00:00
They claim they're fraternal but they're not. They just said they weren't identical to hide the fact that MK has a very serious eating disorder and it makes her look different to Ashley.

They are fraternal twins and MK’s eating disorder was not a secret.

She’s always done that thing with sucking her cheeks in but there was also talk about that she had buccal fat removal.

replies 111Oct 15, 2017 3:44 PM +00:00

They also gave the memorable tip that when posing for a photo, one should silently mouth the word “Prune”.

--Did they start duckface?
replies 112Oct 15, 2017 4:12 PM +00:00

The only thing creepier than this would be if she divorced him started dating John Stamos.

replies 113Oct 15, 2017 4:24 PM +00:00

Mary Kate is truly odd in a very un-American way. It is no surprise she married a frenchman. She is very European. Both twins appear to have a pathological aversion to being perceived sexually by the public, and to revealing their bodies publicly. It's very extreme, and it's obvious why.

replies 114Oct 15, 2017 4:29 PM +00:00

R109 You never use that or which to refer to PEOPLE, you stupid illiterate cunt. It is always who or whom.

replies 115Oct 15, 2017 4:38 PM +00:00

One of the greatest moments in television history

Is this the most banal exchange in the history of television? Or is the fact that Oprah gets a laugh talking to this vapid duo a testament to her genius? Two words: double toasted.
The Daily Beast
replies 116Oct 15, 2017 4:48 PM +00:00

Ah here's the "suck in those cheeks gurl!!!!!" pose again. Did her sister or someone kid her about her having fat cheeks in the past? Maybe when she was on Full House the director kept telling her "Suck in those cheeks!!!" I am just speculating of course. For some reason it makes me recall reading how MJ's brothers kidded him about his so called "big nose" when he was younger and we all know what he ended up doing about that years later.
replies 117Oct 15, 2017 6:56 PM +00:00

I've never heard them speak as adults until the clip at R116. Slight New York accents, lots of vocal fry. Pleasant but dull.

--That's my verdict.
replies 118Oct 15, 2017 7:05 PM +00:00

R115 English isn't my first language and I realised my mistake after I posted. My apologies for triggering you. I hope you find the strength to go on after spotting such a devastating grammatical error.

replies 119Oct 15, 2017 7:07 PM +00:00

I love you, r119!!!

replies 120Oct 15, 2017 7:32 PM +00:00

I will never forgive MK and A for ignoring their forgotten triplet sibling, Ethel.

LOS ANGELES—A ragged, misshapen girl was rescued from the squalid basement of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen's residence.
replies 121Oct 15, 2017 8:05 PM +00:00

They were on Ellen 3 years ago and she actually got them to play a game

Sisters Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen played a game that revealed a lot about their different personalities. Plus, they told Ellen about their new fragrances!
replies 122Oct 15, 2017 8:54 PM +00:00

Ashley has rounder eyes Mary kate almond shaped ones they were both did an interview for a magazine a few years ago and they said that is how you can tell them apart by the way when I bought the magazine at PUBLIX you had a choice they had two different covers for the same month issue I bought both I think it was allure magazine

replies 123Oct 15, 2017 9:17 PM +00:00

Wow, r122 they are so dull. I was once stuck at a formal dinner next to woman who told me in excruciating detail about the personalities of each of her 7 birds. That video gave me flashbacks to that incredibly boring conversation.

replies 124Oct 15, 2017 9:23 PM +00:00

Why are they still famous?

replies 125Oct 15, 2017 9:31 PM +00:00

Because, R125, in the fashion world (which not everyone is into, of course), they have legitimately made not just bazillions of bucks, but a mark, in terms of unique and edgy style aesthetics.

replies 126Oct 15, 2017 9:46 PM +00:00

K thanks.

replies 127Oct 15, 2017 9:58 PM +00:00

MK Ultra.

replies 128Oct 16, 2017 12:46 AM +00:00

Yep they've cornered the market in bag lady chic, R126, but how much input do they have? Do they just pay designers to churn out clothing adored by fashionistas or are they actively involved?

--Genuinely curious
replies 129Oct 16, 2017 1:06 AM +00:00
Actually the Olsen twins are known for being really good at fashion. They might seem nutty to everyone else, but in the fashion industry they're lauded for knowing damn well what they're doing.

You can get away with pretty much anything in the fashion world. It's what you can get away with.

There are no objective standards. It's all imaging and marketing. Most times, designers just steal from street looks and thrift stores and apply good cutting and tailoring.

replies 130Oct 16, 2017 1:36 AM +00:00

People already forget how the Olsens’ look began. They didn’t always dress in their “bag lady chic” style — it started during their brief enrollment in college in NYC. It was originally an attempt to hide from photographers and the public as they lived as “normal” college girls in the city. But it kind of failed, as the two of them were frequently photographed on the streets in these strange get-ups. But in a surprising twist, their look was embraced by the NYC fashion world, and the two of them have basically stuck to it ever since.

replies 131Oct 16, 2017 1:49 AM +00:00

Wow 130 posts and no mention of her involvement with Heath Ledger's death?

The Associated Press now has its own law-enforcement source stating that Mary-Kate Olsen is demanding immunity before she will talk with federal agents investigating the January death of actor Heath Ledger, as the Post reported this morning. The immunity request is now all but confirmed. Olsen's attorney didn't bother to deny it in a statement addressing a number of other questions raised by the Post story, such as whether Olsen helped Ledger procure OxyContin:
replies 132Oct 16, 2017 1:49 AM +00:00

Some of my fave Olsen ensembles. 1) Birkenstocks and socks
replies 133Oct 16, 2017 4:03 AM +00:00

2) gothic umbrella
replies 134Oct 16, 2017 4:03 AM +00:00

3) Little Edie and Garbo's lesbian love child
replies 135Oct 16, 2017 4:07 AM +00:00

I could only imagine the fuck talk between MK and her hubby.

Hubby: "Ah, l want to devour your skeletal body after I baste your bones with my vintage French semen" MK: "That's nice. What day is it today?"

replies 136Oct 16, 2017 4:29 AM +00:00

LOL R136

replies 137Oct 16, 2017 5:00 AM +00:00

R116 Oprah is trolling them, right?

They can't possibly still speak like that in their current formulation as global jet setting fashion pack.

Maybe Amanda can lend some of her lower register.

Thanks so much Jellybeanbeau for this fantastic video material !
replies 138Oct 16, 2017 5:17 AM +00:00

Poz Face

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replies 140Oct 16, 2017 5:38 AM +00:00

I have to agree, a scooped out bagel that’s been double toasted with a bit of cream cheese is delicious.

replies 141Oct 16, 2017 7:04 AM +00:00

I'm amazed at the amount of caffeine and nicotine her tiny body can handle - Starbucks ventis and Marlboro reds, I'm tall and one drag of those gets me light headed! I'll go out in a limb and assume all that is on a (permanently) empty stomach, too.

replies 142Oct 16, 2017 7:35 AM +00:00

Some secondhand gossip: friend of a friend knows mk from horse shows and she's still very sick & apparently incredibly sweet and nice.

replies 143Dec 4, 2017 5:38 PM +00:00

"One cannot imagine them fucking at all!"

I can..

replies 144Dec 4, 2017 5:40 PM +00:00

R143 "Still very sick" as in still anorexic? Or does she have some other illness?

--Love insider info!
replies 145Dec 4, 2017 5:49 PM +00:00

“Scooping a bagel won't leave you missing anything important,” they claim, “but it will help you cut excess calories and carbs.” But the number of calories saved is minimal, other experts counter. “You're saving maximum 75 calories by scooping it out,” argues nutritionist Marissa Lippert.

--I'd say anorexic R145
replies 146Dec 4, 2017 6:04 PM +00:00

Mary-Kate's sad last days.

--V. Harper
replies 147Dec 4, 2017 6:15 PM +00:00

She looks like she belongs beneath the robe of the Ghost of Christmas Present, either as Ignorance or Want.

replies 148Dec 4, 2017 6:37 PM +00:00

Can you imagine the breath, r142. All the European style money can buy and there's probably an 8ft cloud of stankbreath around her.

replies 149Dec 4, 2017 6:47 PM +00:00

When she & her sister were little girls they ate hot fudge sundaes at one of my tables late in the afternoon at The Hamburger Hamlet in Beverly Hills in 1991.

They were with their father who talked business with another man while the girls ate their ice cream.

They were all very nice and tipped excessively for keeping me open. They were The the only people in my station in the atrium on Sunset.

They are real fashion icons. They dress for themselves, not to impress anyone else.

I think that’s the difference between them and most other famous women who are usually dressed by stylists. They’ve made millions understanding & making clothes that woman want to wear.

I like that they don’t seem impressed by fame, I’ve always thought they’re both probably a lot of fun to know & be around.

replies 150Dec 4, 2017 6:50 PM +00:00
Both twins appear to have a pathological aversion to being perceived sexually by the public, and to revealing their bodies publicly. It's very extreme, and it's obvious why.

Yes, I think this accounts for the desexualizing bag lady look.

replies 151Dec 4, 2017 7:12 PM +00:00

I love you, R77

replies 152Dec 4, 2017 7:29 PM +00:00

[R145] Apparently she is still very anorexic and self-medicates. A lot of horse girls have issues lol

replies 153Dec 4, 2017 7:32 PM +00:00

I have heard that the youngest, Elizabeth , had to have a few nose jobs as she blew out her septum from a serious coke addiction at a young age that one or both of her sisters introduced her to. She got clean and has had a successful career .Seems like a very talented and very sad family. I think something also happened with Heath Ledger’s death and the drugs supplied , and that probably sank them deeper into addiction /eating disorders/depression . Bless their souls. Seems like no child in Hollywood goes unscathed .

replies 154Dec 4, 2017 7:32 PM +00:00

It's amazing MK hasn't OD'd yet, especially since she was Heath's dealer.

replies 155Dec 4, 2017 7:37 PM +00:00

[R154] LOL not true about Elizabeth at all... she has always had a weirdly tiny nose; it's just an odd quirk on her face and I think she actually addressed that weird coke rumor on WWHL once. She apparently has always been pretty straight laced compared to her sisters.

Re: MK and Ashley, they have an extremely small, close knit group of friends since childhood so almost nothing gets out about them but they both have struggled a lot with body dysmorphia and MK with serious addiction issues.

replies 156Dec 4, 2017 7:37 PM +00:00

Does anyone else get the feeling hubby has a big uncut schlong and fucks like a depraved priest ?

replies 157Dec 4, 2017 8:42 PM +00:00

That Elizabeth blind was a CDAN blind, so I wouldn't consider it worth considering.

I've never heard a bad story about them and like that they don't seem to care about the fame aspect. It's refreshing in the social media/Kardashian age

replies 158Dec 4, 2017 8:42 PM +00:00

mary kates favorite movie is Secretary so she probably likes it rough... I bet they do age play: little girl and daddy and yes his dick is prob huge

replies 159Dec 4, 2017 9:24 PM +00:00

They are drowning in millions. Yet everything has been stolen from them -- their childhood, normal adolescent development. Friends, healthy rebellion, discovery of their own sexuality.

Repulsive to imagine how much pedo play was forced upon them .they developed such issues of shame about their own bodies, it makes perfect sense that they try to disguise and hide themselves in baggy shapeless clothing. Money can't buy back their life

replies 160Dec 4, 2017 10:11 PM +00:00

Does Mary-Kate speak French or does she talk to her husband in English?

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replies 162Dec 5, 2017 3:42 AM +00:00

MK has had a nose job, a little refinement at the tip:
replies 163Dec 5, 2017 4:08 AM +00:00

Wow r163. Surgery and styling has made her a hell of a lot uglier

replies 164Dec 5, 2017 4:12 AM +00:00

I love Elizabeth. Shes beautiful in a womanly way, avoiding that bizarre child/woman look. And she’s a very talented actress.

Of course the twins have a gazillion dollars which is always a recipe for disaster.

replies 165Dec 5, 2017 4:25 AM +00:00

She looked better before, r163.

replies 166Dec 5, 2017 4:26 AM +00:00

Very ugly shoes are really “in” right now.
replies 167Dec 5, 2017 4:33 AM +00:00

Elizabeth's definitely the cutest now.
replies 168Dec 5, 2017 5:48 AM +00:00

R163 - that looks like Ashley on the left.

Mary-Kate had something weird done to her cheeks. She didn't used to have that weird sunken look and Ashley doesn't have that now.

Both seemed more normal in their 20s. They didn't used to hide their bodies in grandma clothes. They dressed like normal young women, albeit with more style and an unlimited budget. They also both used to date guys their own age.

Now Mary-Kate is married to an old man and Ashley just broke up with her 58 year old boyfriend.

replies 169Dec 5, 2017 5:54 AM +00:00

Things change R169
replies 170Dec 5, 2017 6:00 AM +00:00

Bitches, I'm the REAL star of the family.

Interview with Olsen by Thuc Win at LA Fashion Week
replies 171Dec 5, 2017 9:47 AM +00:00

Yikes @ R171 Love how she says “tonight is all about Jakey” but yet she’s walking the red carpet by herself. She seems opposite of MK, who obviously avoids the limelight.

replies 172Dec 5, 2017 9:53 AM +00:00

the model brother
replies 173Dec 5, 2017 10:05 AM +00:00

Wow, had no idea that piece of trash is their step mom. Their actual parents are so low key

replies 174Dec 5, 2017 11:51 AM +00:00

[R1630] How in the world can people be so fucking face-blind? That's Ashley on the left and mary Kate on the right. Ashley has much bigger, wider eyes that are more close set and a wider nose.

replies 175Dec 5, 2017 11:52 AM +00:00

That being said, they've both had nose jobs and mary Kate sucks in her cheeks when she sees someone taking her picture. she may have also had buccal fat pad removal

replies 176Dec 5, 2017 11:54 AM +00:00

Ashley looks the same, other than the nose job, weight loss, and make up

replies 177Dec 5, 2017 12:48 PM +00:00

Did you talk to your sisters about the foursome thing?

replies 178Dec 5, 2017 2:24 PM +00:00

They dress like every anorexic I ever went to school with. It's nice the fashionista's think they're the epitome of boho chic, but in the burbs it's what the girls worse to hide their emaciated bodies. Vomiting dressed in your $7000 floor length leather coat is no more glamorous than vomiting in your $70 faux leather coat.

--I ain't buying what they're selling.
replies 179Dec 5, 2017 3:05 PM +00:00

I would bet they've at least eaten each other's pussy.

replies 180Dec 5, 2017 4:27 PM +00:00


--Say it
replies 181Dec 5, 2017 5:18 PM +00:00

MK killed Heath with her oversized purse full of drugs.

Also MK makes Hayden Panettierre look normal.

Hayden also married a giant, but he is not that old.
replies 182Dec 5, 2017 5:21 PM +00:00

R2 LMAO! Thank you.

replies 183Dec 5, 2017 5:21 PM +00:00

I love looking at pictures of Hayden with her husband. How does she not get internal injuries when he's fucking her? Straight guys call these girls spinners.
replies 184Dec 5, 2017 8:46 PM +00:00

She was hilarious on ‘So Little Time’, and in the movie THE WACKNESS. She gets a pass from me for her comedy.

Mary Kate Olsen actuando como Union, en la pelicula The Wackness (2008). Escenas 1 de 2. Idioma inglés, subtitulos en español (elegir opción en el video de a...
replies 185Dec 6, 2017 1:35 PM +00:00

r184 she's a beard.

replies 186Dec 6, 2017 2:50 PM +00:00

Soleil Moon Frye also married a giant:
replies 187Dec 7, 2017 4:18 AM +00:00

Those beachy, streaky wave tresses she was sporting on ‘So Little Time’ were iconic. You couldn’t move for teen girls with the same look in the early-mid noughties.

Incredible to think about now, but both twins were veteran professional sitcom actors by the time they entered highschool. Apparently they shot ‘SLT’ in front of a studio audience sometimes, who knew? I’d actually be interested to see what MK can do when dropped on a theatre stage....

So little time - Behind the scenes Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.
replies 188Dec 7, 2017 6:43 AM +00:00

My first lover was 6'2,and he was the only guy I ever dated taller than me! Id kill to date one of those monsters these tiny bitches have !

replies 189Dec 7, 2017 4:38 PM +00:00

Ashley and mk peaked at 16. they were too pretty then

replies 190Dec 7, 2017 9:10 PM +00:00

Do they have to worry about getting a crick in their neck looking up at their partners when they don't actually have a neck?

replies 191Dec 7, 2017 9:23 PM +00:00

A while ago there was a picture of Haden's husband and his brother nude on the internets. It was in black and white. They were sitting on the stairs of a beach if I remember correctly. Both had big long fat cocks. Neither one of them could have been over 20. I've recently searched the internet scouring for the image again and can't fine it.

replies 192Dec 8, 2017 3:06 PM +00:00

bet you he's got a large bent wang that hits the spot...
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replies 194Dec 9, 2017 2:43 PM +00:00

I love MK

replies 195May 11, 2018 8:59 PM +00:00

Is she the anorexic....or is that her sister?

replies 196May 11, 2018 9:10 PM +00:00

It's a good thing they haven't made an appearance on Fuller House, it would be hard to explain how cute little Michelle now looks older than both her older sisters and even Aunt Becky.

replies 197May 11, 2018 9:16 PM +00:00

They look like fetuses lost in a remnants bin.

replies 198May 11, 2018 10:09 PM +00:00

The Olsen twins height: one is 5' 0" the other is 5' 1" and Oliver is 6' 4' so that's why they look odd together, aside from the fact that he's 16 yrs older and looks much older. MK does not have a disorder where she skipped puberty or stopped maturing after puberty. She is just short and not wearing heels. Lots of women are only 5' tall. Being short is not a disorder. I think they both look adorable and attractive.

replies 199May 11, 2018 10:20 PM +00:00
R199 The Olsen twins height: one is 5' 0" the other is 5' 1"

Did the shorter one stunt her growth with anorexia...or did she somehow come out taller?

Which is the sick one?
replies 200May 11, 2018 10:58 PM +00:00
Actually the Olsen twins are known for being really good at fashion.

They are good for having their own sense of style and not giving a fuck about what anyone else thinks "they SHOULD" be wearing.

It is applauded because it is a good attitude for young women to have and they were marketing to young girls (under 21)

replies 201May 11, 2018 11:04 PM +00:00
R201 It is applauded because it is a good attitude for young women to have and they were marketing to young girls (under 21)

Is anorexia a good attitude for young women (under 21) to have ?

replies 202May 11, 2018 11:10 PM +00:00

Are you joking, r200, cant you tell by her chest?

I always found them extremely ugly and creepy (in r193 picture it looks like they had their neck removed) but I concede on that they have their own style. I actually know a couple of gays guys who emulate it (they are short, too).

replies 203May 11, 2018 11:58 PM +00:00

R208 by "which is the sick one," I meant Mary-Kate or the other one. I don't know which is which.

They're somewhat interchangeable, unless one is a fan. They should each be named Mary-Kate-Ashley.

replies 204May 12, 2018 12:03 AM +00:00

So they made $300m from shitty tween movies? It doesn't seem they have done that much since the late 90s and early 2000s. Did their company make some big hits in the past ten years I'm not aware of?

replies 205May 12, 2018 12:16 AM +00:00

MK is a bit like Kurt Cobain, layers and layers, trying to make themselves bigger then they are, trying to hide their waifiness.
replies 206May 12, 2018 12:40 AM +00:00
R205 Did their company make some big hits in the past ten years I'm not aware of?

I don't know that they were recent, but I think when they were young they made a lot of straight-to-video things everyone bought for their kids. They owned them, themselves, and they probably still sell.

replies 207May 12, 2018 12:45 AM +00:00

She's either had some sort of plastic surgery that causes her mouth to "pooch" like that or she's learned to do it intentionally on her own. Whatever the case, she and her twin sister seem like 2 weirdos. That Sarkozy guy she's with, all I can say about someone like him is if a man prefers to be with someone who looks like she's 13 he'd more than likely actually go with a 13 year old, if a kid that age was provided to him.

replies 208May 12, 2018 3:36 AM +00:00

I also think they have their own development company. I think it's called Twinstar. They were repping those other twins Dylan and Cole Sprouse. But I could be wrong.

replies 209May 12, 2018 5:03 AM +00:00

r199 I've always felt this kind of anorexia/dysmorphia is about staying youthful. Young women want to look look like teenagers forever: chiseled facial features and jutting hipbones are the goal. They might do a layered look in public but I'm guessing when they are relaxing at home they drape themselves with soft cloth that shows every bony prominence .

replies 210May 12, 2018 7:15 AM +00:00

When my sister was a teen she played volleyball and tennis. She was trim but healthy, and good looking. Boys were crazy about her. This is what straight men prefer, not a starved waif.

replies 211May 12, 2018 10:20 AM +00:00

^ Yes true. And some hetero men just prefer petite 5 ft tall women. Not because they are all pedophiles or hebephiles. Maybe some are, but many of them think petite women have real tight vags' (and maybe they do, I sure wouldn't know). Whatever their height they want a healthy looking appearance and some meat on them bones. No fat though, as even a few pounds overweight makes a short woman look real dumpy.

I have worked on some sets and I think the other issue is that on camera one looks 10 pounds more than their actual weight if they are average to tall, and if they are short they appear to be 12-15 pounds more than their actual weight. I observed this many times while on various sets and also during the post production process. Aside from an eating disorder, they could be very self-conscious about that, looking 12-15 pounds more than they weigh especially on their small frames.

replies 212May 12, 2018 10:38 AM +00:00

I hope her parents got their money's worth. Clearly the kids ended up fucked up.

M.K.O. to Madamoiselle:

[qyoute] "I look at old photos of me, and I don't feel connected to them at all. I would never wish my upbringing on anyone... but I wouldn't take it back for the world...we were little monkey performers as children."

PS: she's starting to look like Isak Dinesen.
replies 213May 12, 2018 10:41 AM +00:00