I hate it when you're so paralyzed by your emotions that you can do nothing but take a pool selfie to post on Mental Health Day.
--We've all had those days
can't wait to show you how we use these beautiful orchids at the wedding at the end of the month
Yeah, you're gonna cut them and stuff too many of them in various receptacles.
Or you're gonna hang them from a bunch of trellises so your guests can watch them die.
Probably some combination of both.
--We've seen your work Jeff.
Will there be a cash bar?
--An eldergay tastefully weeping into the sleeve of his caftan
Well that's... Absolutely horrifying.
--It must be true love if he can still kiss him
OK - So can we talk about how EXTREMELY BEAUTIFUL - our Wedding cake was !!!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🖤🖤🖤- Roses - Black Crystals and Black Velvet Love !!! Thank you so very much to the Ultra Talented Chris Ford @butterloveandhardwork - You are such a talent and kind soul !!! You made the final WOW moments of our wedding perfect - and matched our @eliesaabworld Men's Haute Couture Jackets !!! 🖤🖤🖤- Haute Couture Cake !! thank you Artist Man - we were honored to work with you !! #WorkofArt - #CakeGoals - and it tasted amazing.
30.1k Likes, 251 Comments - JeffLeatham (@jeffleatham) on Instagram: “OK - So can we talk about how EXTREMELY BEAUTIFUL - our Wedding cake was !!!! ????????????????????????????- Roses -…”
--Love Amell's face in the 3rd pic
If he's not going to act anymore on high-profile shows, he's just not very interesting any more.
--let's look facts in the face
"Could you... could you call...."
"You want me to call Cindy for you?"
"Yes! You know she wants to..."
"I know she wants to have an affair with Robert...?"
--Colton, his cue cards too low and his flask too empty