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Ryan Switzer

Showing off ass and bulge in obscene football pants.

YouTube
--Anonymous
replies 264Oct 6, 2017 6:29 PM +00:00

And he knows exactly what he is doing.

--Anonymous
replies 1Oct 6, 2017 6:36 PM +00:00

Well, he IS a wide receiver, after all.

--Anonymous
replies 2Oct 6, 2017 6:46 PM +00:00

He’s only 5’10. I was hoping he’d be shorter.

--Anonymous
replies 3Oct 6, 2017 6:56 PM +00:00

How does it compare to:

Anthony Recker's

Drew Brees'

Matt Damon's

?

--Anonymous
replies 4Oct 6, 2017 6:59 PM +00:00

This guy is perfection. oh, my.

--Anonymous
replies 5Oct 6, 2017 7:03 PM +00:00

Is he related to Barry Switzer?

--Anonymous
replies 6Oct 6, 2017 7:08 PM +00:00

the other guys enjoy the goods on display

--Anonymous
replies 7Oct 6, 2017 7:10 PM +00:00

Disgusting

--Anonymous
replies 8Oct 6, 2017 7:19 PM +00:00

Do these guys not wear underwear? Why is their junk all over the place? And yes he knew people would be staring.

--Anonymous
replies 9Oct 6, 2017 7:57 PM +00:00

I'm guessing that they have already "enjoyed" those goods.

--Back in the locker room
replies 10Oct 6, 2017 10:59 PM +00:00

Well, with a name like Ryan Swisher. ..

--Anonymous
replies 11Oct 6, 2017 11:03 PM +00:00

Tired: Footballer ass. Wired: footballer skull shape.

www.dallascowboys.com
--Anonymous
replies 12Oct 6, 2017 11:08 PM +00:00

Big balls.

--Anonymous
replies 13Oct 7, 2017 4:41 AM +00:00

And you're complaining because?

He should take it off and play.

--Anonymous
replies 14Oct 7, 2017 4:45 AM +00:00

That's a CTE head right there, r12.

--Anonymous
replies 15Oct 7, 2017 5:00 AM +00:00

UNC rocks bro!

--Anonymous
replies 16Oct 7, 2017 5:18 AM +00:00

His neck is wider than his head.

--Anonymous
replies 17Oct 7, 2017 5:27 AM +00:00

Shoulders up, he might as well be Frankenstein. Shoulders down, he should be naked.

--Unless his balls are deflated.
replies 18Oct 7, 2017 5:30 AM +00:00

R2 I think he started the season as a somewhat bashful tight end, but he worked it hard and ended up as as their most reliable, go-to wide receiver 😂

--Anonymous
replies 19Oct 7, 2017 5:42 AM +00:00

Very hot. Glad he likes to show off that bad.

--Anonymous
replies 20Oct 7, 2017 5:54 AM +00:00

There's footage on YT of a hot black player whose cock and balls fell out of his compression shorts while running at the NFL Scouting Combine.

--Anonymous
replies 21Oct 7, 2017 6:13 AM +00:00

Where does one buy these pants?

--Anonymous
replies 22Oct 7, 2017 7:07 AM +00:00

OP, do you know if the coach was a tough Disciplinarian?

--Anonymous
replies 23Oct 7, 2017 7:11 AM +00:00

r23 coach was a wide receiver himself!

en.m.wikipedia.org
--Anonymous
replies 24Oct 7, 2017 7:27 AM +00:00

Whoa, that coach is hot!

--Anonymous
replies 25Oct 7, 2017 7:53 AM +00:00

It's very important that the coach gets everything out of his team!

--Anonymous
replies 26Oct 7, 2017 8:19 AM +00:00

some of the guys are checking him out...and who wouldn't

--Anonymous
replies 27Oct 7, 2017 10:54 AM +00:00

Let's hope he's a bottom.

--Anonymous
replies 28Oct 7, 2017 11:22 AM +00:00

Mouth watering!

--Anonymous
replies 29Oct 7, 2017 3:16 PM +00:00

R26, And everything into his team.

--Anonymous
replies 30Oct 7, 2017 3:26 PM +00:00

He clearly does not like wearing a cup. I'm not so sure he's even wearing a jock strap.

--Anonymous
replies 31Oct 7, 2017 3:47 PM +00:00

Is he homosexual?

--Anonymous
replies 32Oct 7, 2017 4:14 PM +00:00

he did retweet Miley Ray Cyrus — so, there’s that.

--Anonymous
replies 33Oct 7, 2017 4:29 PM +00:00

He ain't wearin nothing under those skin tight pants, R31.

--Anonymous
replies 34Oct 7, 2017 6:28 PM +00:00

Boss bro

--Anonymous
replies 35Oct 7, 2017 8:11 PM +00:00

He'd better watch out in the scrimmage.

--Anonymous
replies 36Oct 7, 2017 8:28 PM +00:00

A little too desperate for me. Its like the guys at my gym who wear these pants. Like what are you doing?

--Anonymous
replies 37Oct 7, 2017 8:39 PM +00:00

Trying to distract from the face.

--Yes, shallow
replies 38Oct 7, 2017 8:46 PM +00:00

just a bunch of guys hanging out

--Anonymous
replies 39Oct 7, 2017 8:55 PM +00:00

The guy at the 00:33 second mark is checking his ass out. When he bends over, the dude involuntarily sorta spits to the side- like he needs some spit for lube.

--Anonymous
replies 40Oct 7, 2017 10:01 PM +00:00

R40, not really

--Anonymous
replies 41Oct 7, 2017 11:42 PM +00:00

R36 I think you mean the "Rimmage"?

--Anonymous
replies 42Oct 8, 2017 1:25 AM +00:00

I, for one, enjoy the display and only wish more hot jocks would flaunt their goods for our delectation.

--Anonymous
replies 43Oct 8, 2017 3:34 AM +00:00

There's more balls than cock.

Pity.

--Anonymous
replies 44Oct 8, 2017 5:22 AM +00:00

SOMe of you are so bitter and nasty as to complain about a hot dude showing off like this

--Anonymous
replies 45Oct 8, 2017 5:26 AM +00:00

What a gorgeous lower body that man has!

--Anonymous
replies 46Oct 8, 2017 6:03 AM +00:00

White dudes with booty is a thing today

--Anonymous
replies 47Oct 8, 2017 6:08 AM +00:00

He's basically wearing a leotard.

--Anonymous
replies 48Oct 8, 2017 6:41 AM +00:00

Agree R48, its like a ballet dancer.

--Anonymous
replies 49Oct 8, 2017 6:45 AM +00:00

They know what they are doing. There's a guy next to him wearing the same tights but he covers them with shorts.

--Anonymous
replies 50Oct 8, 2017 6:47 AM +00:00

R45 I LOVE a hot man showing off but sometimes a guy comes across a little too thirsty for attention and it turns me off. Its sexy to me when a guy doesn't really mean to. Like, every halloween my very conservative sexy 45 year old brother in law dresses as a METS player (his favorite team) and eveytime he wears those pants you can see his dick. The head outline and everything. Sooo hot. I finally snapped a pic last year secretly. Didn't come out too good. Can't wait for halloween. Im getting a good pic this year. He would be so angry if he knew. I love it. That's when its hot to me.

--Anonymous
replies 51Oct 8, 2017 7:20 AM +00:00

R51, your brother-in-law wants you. Grab that dick.

--Anonymous
replies 52Oct 8, 2017 7:22 AM +00:00

R52 I HOPE SO and i want to!!! Badly. You have no idea.

--Anonymous
replies 53Oct 8, 2017 7:24 AM +00:00

Holy fuck that's hot

--Anonymous
replies 54Oct 8, 2017 7:53 AM +00:00

That was intense.

--Anonymous
replies 55Oct 8, 2017 7:59 AM +00:00

This your brother-in-law, R51?

pbs.twimg.com
--Anonymous
replies 56Oct 8, 2017 8:06 AM +00:00

It's a shame about the brain damage.

--Anonymous
replies 57Oct 8, 2017 8:11 AM +00:00

Checked out a couple of Switzer interviews on YT.

To me, he borders on gay voice.

--Anonymous
replies 58Oct 8, 2017 8:32 AM +00:00

R51, you are creepy dude ewwww

--Anonymous
replies 59Oct 8, 2017 12:38 PM +00:00

r58 i work for UNC and he certainly never hit on MOI!

keep-ci-images.global.ssl.fastly.net
--Anonymous
replies 60Oct 8, 2017 1:06 PM +00:00

Do effeminates realize he plays for the Dallas Cowboys now, not UNC?

--Anonymous
replies 61Oct 8, 2017 2:08 PM +00:00

what difference would it make for effeminates, r61? i don’t understand your priorities.

--Anonymous
replies 62Oct 8, 2017 3:13 PM +00:00

R61 here.

Hi.

pbs.twimg.com
--Anonymous
replies 63Oct 8, 2017 3:26 PM +00:00

snap to it

cdn.vox-cdn.com
--Anonymous
replies 64Oct 8, 2017 4:17 PM +00:00

faggityfaggaygaygay

--Anonymous
replies 65Oct 8, 2017 5:52 PM +00:00

Yum! Nice ass!

--Anonymous
replies 66Oct 8, 2017 7:55 PM +00:00

Boss

--Anonymous
replies 67Oct 8, 2017 8:38 PM +00:00

Bump

--Anonymous
replies 68Oct 8, 2017 8:56 PM +00:00

R61, why yes we do! Now he’s in those shiny powder puff blue, tight as skin Cowboys outfits!

--Anonymous
replies 69Oct 8, 2017 9:11 PM +00:00

They call them “uniforms.”

--Anonymous
replies 70Oct 8, 2017 9:34 PM +00:00

Bump

--Anonymous
replies 71Oct 9, 2017 12:36 AM +00:00

I mean.....they show this every week on any of the 100 shitty different wrestling programs.

--Anonymous
replies 72Oct 9, 2017 12:54 AM +00:00

R59 yes im soooo creepy. Sooo creepy. So you better stay away woman!!!! EWWWWW

--Anonymous
replies 73Oct 9, 2017 6:33 AM +00:00

R56 haha. Close!!! That kind of a guy. My in law is a little more swarthy. Greek and italian.

--Anonymous
replies 74Oct 9, 2017 6:37 AM +00:00

I'm glad that more young guys today feel free to show themselves off and not be embarrassed.

Sexy, white, tight pants, and that ass - WOW!!

--Anonymous
replies 75Oct 9, 2017 6:45 AM +00:00

My kind of football PLAYER.

www.manhuntdaily.com
--Anonymous
replies 76Oct 9, 2017 6:53 AM +00:00

Tha's porn! Love it!

--Anonymous
replies 77Oct 9, 2017 7:00 AM +00:00
Tired: Footballer ass. Wired: footballer skull shape.

R12 - He's only 22 - so to post a photo from maybe 4 years ago isn't fair. He's just coming out of puberty and it's all coming together very nicely as far as I can see.

--Anonymous
replies 78Oct 9, 2017 12:20 PM +00:00

Dat ass.

DAYUM.

--Anonymous
replies 79Oct 9, 2017 12:54 PM +00:00

He's getting cheeky.

2.bp.blogspot.com
--Anonymous
replies 80Oct 9, 2017 1:09 PM +00:00

I hate that kind of fake photoshopped. It’s not even hot because a thong makes him look like an effeminate freak

--Anonymous
replies 81Oct 9, 2017 1:29 PM +00:00

He's better looking in the video than in that photo. Straight guys think it's so cute when their girlfriends and wives 'try' to watch a football game and always feel the need to mansplain the last play. Little do they know.....

--Anonymous
replies 82Oct 9, 2017 1:36 PM +00:00

It's quite (very) an odd display for a "straight guy", I must say.

He knows what he's doing and postively glowing as he does it.

--Anonymous
replies 83Oct 9, 2017 1:48 PM +00:00

R83 YUP

--Anonymous
replies 84Oct 9, 2017 2:05 PM +00:00

R83 maybe in 1971

--Anonymous
replies 85Oct 9, 2017 2:08 PM +00:00

Take be back to 1971

--Anonymous
replies 86Oct 9, 2017 2:15 PM +00:00

Take ME

--Anonymous
replies 87Oct 9, 2017 2:15 PM +00:00

I've downloaded that video.

God forbid it gets taken off YT.

It's rare such a handsome butt gets airplay on DL.

--Anonymous
replies 88Oct 9, 2017 2:20 PM +00:00

ever so "casually" making sure his ass gets fully displayed.

Not that I'm complaining.

No, siree.

i.imgur.com
--Anonymous
replies 89Oct 9, 2017 2:25 PM +00:00

That ass looks so fuckable.

--Anonymous
replies 90Oct 9, 2017 3:19 PM +00:00

I'd love to bone him. I'd suck his dick too.

--Anonymous
replies 91Oct 9, 2017 3:23 PM +00:00

he likes the ladies

i.pinimg.com
--Anonymous
replies 92Oct 9, 2017 3:55 PM +00:00

The top part of his body is perfect as well.

Not overdone like most the "hawt" freaks posted on DL

--Anonymous
replies 93Oct 9, 2017 5:03 PM +00:00

R92 We know. Lucky ladies.

--Anonymous
replies 94Oct 9, 2017 5:04 PM +00:00

R89 Hot buns in full view. He's putting on a show for free!

--Anonymous
replies 95Oct 9, 2017 5:17 PM +00:00

He's now looking for a different demographic with that turn on OP's video.

i.imgur.com
--Anonymous
replies 96Oct 9, 2017 5:19 PM +00:00

His ass makes me believe in miracles.

--Anonymous
replies 97Oct 9, 2017 5:20 PM +00:00

Who's the taller guy on the left?

--Anonymous
replies 98Oct 9, 2017 5:24 PM +00:00

That hot bod is no accident.

i.imgur.com
--Anonymous
replies 99Oct 9, 2017 5:26 PM +00:00

he looks like he keeps a clean hole.

--Anonymous
replies 100Oct 9, 2017 5:31 PM +00:00

Oh, yes - I'm certain of it, R100.

--Anonymous
replies 101Oct 9, 2017 5:33 PM +00:00

This thread's had almost 2000 views since Saturday,

Why am I NOT surprised.

How did you find it, OP?

--Anonymous
replies 102Oct 9, 2017 5:49 PM +00:00

Here at the DL, the cream of asses always rises to the top.

--A True Meritocracy
replies 103Oct 9, 2017 5:51 PM +00:00

Not really. Usually they're photoshopped into freakishness.

--Anonymous
replies 104Oct 9, 2017 5:54 PM +00:00

Huh?

--Alan Wernik
replies 105Oct 9, 2017 5:56 PM +00:00

Wha?

--Trey Waldman
replies 106Oct 9, 2017 5:57 PM +00:00

Who is Trey Waldman, R106?

--Anonymous
replies 107Oct 9, 2017 5:59 PM +00:00

It's Alam, not Alan.

--Anonymous
replies 108Oct 9, 2017 6:00 PM +00:00

There are way hotter college football players than this butterface.

--Anonymous
replies 109Oct 9, 2017 6:04 PM +00:00

But nobody hotter than him.

--Anonymous
replies 110Oct 9, 2017 6:18 PM +00:00

Doesn't anyone else find his ass rather "soft"?

--Anonymous
replies 111Oct 9, 2017 6:39 PM +00:00

It's nice round and jiggly. Perfect for sitting on my face.

--Anonymous
replies 112Oct 9, 2017 6:41 PM +00:00

So sexy.

25.media.tumblr.com
--Anonymous
replies 113Oct 9, 2017 7:05 PM +00:00

all oiled up and not a hair on him @ R113.

sexLESS.

Maybe a lot of gay guys like guys who look like women, it seems.

I don't.

--Anonymous
replies 114Oct 9, 2017 7:12 PM +00:00

He's going to cover up his body for the rest of his life if he ever sees the men ogling his body at the Youtube clip

--Anonymous
replies 115Oct 9, 2017 7:13 PM +00:00

Gurl, why do yiu think he did it?

--Anonymous
replies 116Oct 9, 2017 7:14 PM +00:00

Y’all sound like you have never been around football players practices or at training camp. I see a team of buff shirtless football players in compression practice pants and shorts all the time if I walk to the football practice field on campus during practice. It’s not remarkable dudes

--Anonymous
replies 117Oct 9, 2017 7:19 PM +00:00

That shameless hussy!

--I'm happy to say
replies 118Oct 9, 2017 7:19 PM +00:00
Y’all sound like you have never been around football players practices or at training camp.

No, I haven't actually. Does this surprise you?

I see a team of buff shirtless football players in compression practice pants and shorts all the time if I walk to the football practice field on campus during practice.

Next time shoot a video.

It’s not remarkable dudes

Dudes? Is that what you call them when you pass them by?

& if this is so common let's see more. Links, please.

--Anonymous
replies 119Oct 9, 2017 7:23 PM +00:00

Christ Almighty that's so goddam hot. He got me hard.

--Anonymous
replies 120Oct 9, 2017 7:43 PM +00:00

He's not very good looking.

brobible.files.wordpress.com
--Anonymous
replies 121Oct 9, 2017 7:49 PM +00:00

Booty cowboy with King Tut as a fan.

3.bp.blogspot.com
--Anonymous
replies 122Oct 9, 2017 7:52 PM +00:00

Slippery when Wet.

3.bp.blogspot.com
--Anonymous
replies 123Oct 9, 2017 7:56 PM +00:00

Switzer's ass doesn't look that big.

--Anonymous
replies 124Oct 9, 2017 8:01 PM +00:00
Switzer's ass doesn't look that big.

Oh, dear - it's back to the old typical DL.

All wet and shaved and over-sized.

The usual sexless fugs.

--Anonymous
replies 125Oct 9, 2017 8:09 PM +00:00
All wet and shaved

Wet and shaved?

--Anonymous
replies 126Oct 9, 2017 8:10 PM +00:00

yes, they always looks so clean and scrubbed and hairless. Barely human.

--Anonymous
replies 127Oct 9, 2017 8:11 PM +00:00
yes, they always looks so clean and scrubbed and hairless. Barely human.

When it comes to asses, give me as clean as possible.

--Anonymous
replies 128Oct 9, 2017 8:12 PM +00:00

Ryan's got a man's ass - that cowboy's ass looks like a woman's.

--Anonymous
replies 129Oct 9, 2017 8:13 PM +00:00

R127 i agree. No heat. No sex appeal. I like MEN. this generation and the pedophiles know nothing about that. Sad. Real men are where its at.

--Anonymous
replies 130Oct 9, 2017 8:14 PM +00:00
How does it compare to: Anthony Recker's Drew Brees' Matt Damon's ?

How does it compare to these guys' asses?

--Anonymous
replies 131Oct 9, 2017 8:17 PM +00:00

Football pants show dudes’ bods

Darren Carrington showing impressive vpl
Best Sport Bulges
--Anonymous
replies 132Oct 9, 2017 8:25 PM +00:00

HE And Barry Switzer Are cousins

279 Likes, 1 Comments - Ashley Switzer (@switzerwv) on Instagram: “#cousins”
Instagram
--Anonymous
replies 133Oct 9, 2017 8:47 PM +00:00

Bump

--Anonymous
replies 134Oct 10, 2017 1:03 AM +00:00

112 posts for the make colored happen guy. He's slipping a little.

--Anonymous
replies 135Oct 10, 2017 2:00 AM +00:00
He's not very good looking.

I'd say that's a matter of taste. And angle.

--Anonymous
replies 136Oct 10, 2017 3:51 AM +00:00

He's growing into his looks as each day passes. He's GLOWING in OP's video.

In the meantime, at 22, his body is already perfection.

--Anonymous
replies 137Oct 10, 2017 4:02 AM +00:00
He's not very good looking.

Yeah but he’s young, muscled, straight and white. That’s kinda all you need around here.

--Anonymous
replies 138Oct 10, 2017 4:12 AM +00:00

Damm right, R138

--Sean Mendes
replies 139Oct 10, 2017 4:14 AM +00:00
Yeah but he’s young, muscled, straight and white.

Gurl, he's more than that.

--Anonymous
replies 140Oct 10, 2017 4:16 AM +00:00

A baby face and a body to die for. Nothing hotter.

--Anonymous
replies 141Oct 10, 2017 4:50 AM +00:00

I think I'd give 10 years off my life to tap that.

--Anonymous
replies 142Oct 10, 2017 4:51 AM +00:00
Where does one buy these pants?

I think they're called 'Tights'.

--Anonymous
replies 143Oct 10, 2017 5:00 AM +00:00

Compression pants

--Anonymous
replies 144Oct 10, 2017 8:44 AM +00:00

Ryan! Please sit on my face!

--Anonymous
replies 145Oct 10, 2017 9:02 AM +00:00

The UNC Troll is working overtime.

--Anonymous
replies 146Oct 10, 2017 6:19 PM +00:00

' ' ' '

“@amishsteel @lebrownlow https://t.co/AXWLAOJmPA”
Twitter
--Anonymous
replies 147Oct 10, 2017 6:33 PM +00:00

What the hell is that, R147?

--Anonymous
replies 148Oct 10, 2017 6:45 PM +00:00

Nice side view - click to see.

i.imgur.com
--Anonymous
replies 149Oct 10, 2017 6:53 PM +00:00

You could serve drinks off that booty.

--Anonymous
replies 150Oct 11, 2017 3:10 AM +00:00

INdeed

--Anonymous
replies 151Oct 11, 2017 4:32 PM +00:00

Very nice. He just has to watch around the hips a little.

--They can get out of hand...
replies 152Oct 11, 2017 5:29 PM +00:00

Does he have the DL-patented womanly ass?

--The Player with the Womanly Ass
replies 153Oct 11, 2017 5:34 PM +00:00

Watch what, R152?

--Anonymous
replies 154Oct 11, 2017 5:51 PM +00:00

Bump

--Anonymous
replies 155Oct 11, 2017 6:19 PM +00:00

He’s so ugly, short, and has a tiny head.

What a dweeb.

--Anonymous
replies 156Oct 12, 2017 7:01 PM +00:00

Boss

--Anonymous
replies 157Oct 12, 2017 7:09 PM +00:00

Love him. So hot!

--Anonymous
replies 158Oct 13, 2017 8:33 AM +00:00

ME too

--Anonymous
replies 159Oct 13, 2017 6:30 PM +00:00

MY bae

--Anonymous
replies 160Oct 14, 2017 4:55 AM +00:00

R160, is he goals?

--Anonymous
replies 161Oct 14, 2017 5:18 AM +00:00

I could tongue that boy-pussy all day long!

--Anonymous
replies 162Oct 14, 2017 7:02 AM +00:00

There's much hotter d1 athletes out there silly gays.. colten Cowell from hawaii volleyball is hot af

--Anonymous
replies 163Oct 14, 2017 10:24 AM +00:00

Colton Cowell

scontent-sjc2-1.cdninstagram.com
--Anonymous
replies 164Oct 14, 2017 10:31 AM +00:00

No that dude looks like a boy

--Anonymous
replies 165Oct 14, 2017 10:39 AM +00:00

G A Y

--Anonymous
replies 166Oct 14, 2017 10:42 AM +00:00

At least he doesnt look inbred like Ryan switzer...

www4.pictures.zimbio.com
--Anonymous
replies 167Oct 14, 2017 10:45 AM +00:00

The whole point of this thread is that it's a break from those sexless pretty boys.

But various queens keep turing up and posting pics of them, saying how 'hot' they are.

--Anonymous
replies 168Oct 14, 2017 11:01 AM +00:00

Ryan lookalike? >>

3.bp.blogspot.com
--Anonymous
replies 169Oct 14, 2017 11:02 AM +00:00

Stop posting pics of kids, pervs!

--Anonymous
replies 170Oct 14, 2017 11:06 AM +00:00

College guys aren't kids you old bitch!

--Anonymous
replies 171Oct 14, 2017 11:14 AM +00:00

He's a very graceful and cool player. You can see from OP's clip how well he moves.

--Anonymous
replies 172Oct 14, 2017 11:19 AM +00:00

WHO CARES how “graceful” he is? He’s a friggin football player!!!! SMH

--Anonymous
replies 173Oct 14, 2017 5:50 PM +00:00

Colton Cowell? Yuk! He's no match for studly Ryan.

--Anonymous
replies 174Oct 14, 2017 6:33 PM +00:00

You can SMH all you fucking like.

--Anonymous
replies 175Oct 14, 2017 6:33 PM +00:00

This is the sexiest thing I've seen in my whole life.

--Anonymous
replies 176Oct 14, 2017 6:42 PM +00:00

Watch football more r176

--Anonymous
replies 177Oct 15, 2017 5:12 AM +00:00

Christ he is hot as fuck.

--Anonymous
replies 178Oct 25, 2017 12:17 PM +00:00

I can't watch the video anymore. My dick is worn out.

--Anonymous
replies 179Oct 25, 2017 12:23 PM +00:00

Gurl, please....

--Anonymous
replies 180Nov 1, 2017 1:50 AM +00:00

Just watched again for morning pleasure.

--Anonymous
replies 181Nov 1, 2017 4:32 AM +00:00

Not only is Ryan a beautiful guy but I really like his attitude in the clip, kind of a natural swagger and sexy confidence which is really a turn-on.

--Anonymous
replies 182Nov 1, 2017 5:26 AM +00:00

Completely agree R182. Just re-watched the clip, and the natural swagger is a BIG turn-on!!

--Anonymous
replies 183Nov 1, 2017 5:29 AM +00:00

I love obscene football pants.

--Anonymous
replies 184Nov 1, 2017 5:31 AM +00:00

Dat ass should be declared a national monument.

--Anonymous
replies 185Nov 1, 2017 5:40 AM +00:00

Tatts

1,924 Likes, 22 Comments - A Cowboys Community (@nextup_70) on Instagram: “Switz dawg been listenin to Lil pump swear to god heard him hollar ESSSSSSKETTTT IT while he was…”
Instagram
--Anonymous
replies 186Nov 2, 2017 12:11 AM +00:00

My butthole & @ss is more purdy, but his in fine too.

--Bonner
replies 187Nov 2, 2017 12:15 AM +00:00

Butterface!

--Anonymous
replies 188Nov 2, 2017 1:24 AM +00:00

Who gives a fuck about the face?

--Wheres your priorities?
replies 189Nov 2, 2017 2:30 AM +00:00

ugh, those tatts.

--i know... mary!!!
replies 190Nov 2, 2017 2:41 AM +00:00

Criticizing his face? I think he's gorgeous. I'd love to see what you trolls look like.

--Anonymous
replies 191Nov 2, 2017 3:54 AM +00:00

Did you all know this guy played football at UNC and graduated from there? That's all you really need to know about him! UNC is the best! I'll bet he was the "cock of the walk" in that Chapel Hill locker room.

--Anonymous
replies 192Nov 2, 2017 5:25 AM +00:00
played football at UNC and graduated from there

those two phrases don’t really go hand in hand, r192.

--Tar Heel born and bred
replies 193Nov 2, 2017 11:27 AM +00:00

Bump. I mean he’s so fucking hot!

--Anonymous
replies 194Nov 5, 2017 7:33 AM +00:00

video has been removed

--Anonymous
replies 195Nov 10, 2017 4:48 PM +00:00

^ that's evil

--Anonymous
replies 196Nov 10, 2017 5:28 PM +00:00

I wonder why it as removed.

--Anonymous
replies 197Nov 10, 2017 6:17 PM +00:00

Ugh. Those tats.

--Anonymous
replies 198Nov 10, 2017 6:46 PM +00:00

R198

Are you referring to this hideous thing in his mouth?

cdn.vox-cdn.com
--Anonymous
replies 199Nov 10, 2017 10:37 PM +00:00
He's better looking in the video than in that photo. Straight guys think it's so cute when their girlfriends and wives 'try' to watch a football game and always feel the need to mansplain the last play. Little do they know.....

Oh they know. You think those straight guys only watch because they love the game? Why do you think the gear is still, after all these years, so revealing and no one is raising hell of all the junk on display?

--Anonymous
replies 200Nov 10, 2017 11:36 PM +00:00

YOU are projecting badly r200

--Anonymous
replies 201Nov 11, 2017 3:26 AM +00:00

Found this on another channel. Enjoy it while it is still available

YouTube
--Anonymous
replies 202Nov 11, 2017 4:13 AM +00:00

He seems to have put the guy BEHIND him in some sort of a "spell"?

--Anonymous
replies 203Nov 11, 2017 5:27 AM +00:00
YOU are projecting badly [R200]

Keep telling yourself that, R201. It's a bi world out there.

--Anonymous
replies 204Nov 11, 2017 5:33 AM +00:00

Thanks, R202.

--Anonymous
replies 205Nov 11, 2017 5:34 AM +00:00

R202, you are truly doing God's work.

xoxoxoxox

--Anonymous
replies 206Nov 11, 2017 5:58 AM +00:00

MMmmmm

--Anonymous
replies 207Nov 12, 2017 5:27 AM +00:00

A badly needed bump.

--Anonymous
replies 208Nov 19, 2017 12:16 PM +00:00

Bump that butt

--Anonymous
replies 209Nov 20, 2017 7:38 PM +00:00

Oh my. He is just begging to be fucked.

--Anonymous
replies 210Nov 20, 2017 8:00 PM +00:00

UH no dude

--Anonymous
replies 211Nov 21, 2017 6:02 AM +00:00

Agreed, R210.

I would totally fuck him and I would make R211 watch after penning "cuck" on his forehead with a sharpie.

--A bottom can be a "cuck", right?
replies 212Nov 21, 2017 6:15 AM +00:00

I'll eat that ass for Thanksgiving.

--Anonymous
replies 213Nov 21, 2017 11:58 AM +00:00

Had my fill today.

--Anonymous
replies 214Nov 27, 2017 6:56 PM +00:00

Bump

--Anonymous
replies 215Dec 1, 2017 7:01 PM +00:00

Hot bro

--Anonymous
replies 216Dec 3, 2017 4:42 AM +00:00

On the phone.

www.dallascowboys.com
--Anonymous
replies 217Dec 3, 2017 10:48 AM +00:00

Cool

--Anonymous
replies 218Dec 5, 2017 5:20 AM +00:00

He's 5'10" and 175 lbs - that seems a bit small for football.

Hot for the real world, but tiny compared to the behemoths one usually associates with the game.

--Anonymous
replies 219Dec 5, 2017 6:52 AM +00:00

That video is no longer available.

THOUGHT THIS MIGHT HAPPEN.

Glad I downloaded it.

--Anonymous
replies 220Dec 5, 2017 9:35 AM +00:00

R220, see R202 for copy.

--Anonymous
replies 221Dec 5, 2017 7:36 PM +00:00

Thanks, 221.

I think Ryan is dewy.

--Anonymous
replies 222Dec 7, 2017 7:45 AM +00:00

Bump

--Anonymous
replies 223Jan 5, 2018 7:57 PM +00:00

Nice!

--Anonymous
replies 224Jan 5, 2018 8:01 PM +00:00

r220 Could you provide a copy for...umm research purposes.

--Anonymous
replies 225Jan 5, 2018 8:07 PM +00:00

I want to see him and fellow NFL VPL/ass displayer Kiko Alonso flip-fuck.

--Anonymous
replies 226Jan 5, 2018 8:12 PM +00:00

Don’t be vulgar man

--Anonymous
replies 227Jan 6, 2018 8:51 AM +00:00

That's not vulgar, unless you're unusually prissy about these kinds of things.

--Anonymous
replies 228Jan 6, 2018 8:52 AM +00:00

I know he plays for Dallas now, but Switzer is a UNC grad. Honestly, while you guys are drooling over him here, he was very much "average looking" compared to the rest of the guys on UNC's campus. Next to so many other hot guys on campus in Chapel Hill, Switzer was the very definition of AWG.

--Anonymous
replies 229Jan 6, 2018 9:26 AM +00:00

r229 is correct, though i much preferred NC State’s illiterate farm boys to UNC’s pretty boys.

--Anonymous
replies 230Jan 6, 2018 10:01 AM +00:00

Well yes, R230 if you prefer that type.

--Anonymous
replies 231Jan 6, 2018 10:20 AM +00:00

how come we never see any vpl in nba shorts? but we see a lot of bulges in soccer shorts (pl, la liga, serie a etc)

--Anonymous
replies 232Jan 6, 2018 10:33 AM +00:00

You make a good point R230. From my experience, the boys at UNC are very handsome and genteel. But those farm boys and engineers at NC State are well-built, more masculine, and better hung, by far. You won't have much of a philosophical discussion with them, but they've got other commendable talents.

--Anonymous
replies 233Jan 8, 2018 1:17 PM +00:00

UNC has Some of the hottest concentration of dudes I have ever seen. Lifting weights at the Student Rec Center is a feast for the eyes👀

--Anonymous
replies 234Jan 8, 2018 1:28 PM +00:00

eh, there’s usually one or two, r234. i wouldn’t call it a feast, especially when it’s only window-shopping

--Anonymous
replies 235Jan 8, 2018 4:39 PM +00:00

R235, I’m cool and content with window shopping. Ira great gymspiration.

--Anonymous
replies 236Jan 8, 2018 4:46 PM +00:00

As R230 mentions, guys at UNC tend to be the "pretty boy" type. There's nothing wrong with that if that's your preferred type. As R234/R236 puts it, some are content with that but calling it the "hottest concentration of dudes [you've] ever seen" is a bit of hyperbole (unless you haven't seen many hot dudes).

--Anonymous
replies 237Jan 9, 2018 4:59 AM +00:00

He’s not pretty to me. He looks very corn-bread farm boy which is not a good thing.

--Anonymous
replies 238Jan 9, 2018 5:29 AM +00:00

r237 Carmichael Gym at State put the SRC to shame in many ways.

--Anonymous
replies 239Jan 9, 2018 7:36 AM +00:00

If you like redneck types, perhaps NCSU is for you. I have never heard anyone say State has hot students before. I’m more into the hottie bros, Black hunks, Papis, and cute hipsters.

--Anonymous
replies 240Jan 9, 2018 8:56 AM +00:00
I have never heard anyone say State has hot students before.

Seriously. I'm in shock someone that someone is trying to claim state has the hottest guys. I did my graduate school in NC and no one thinks that.

--Anonymous
replies 241Jan 9, 2018 9:01 AM +00:00
Seriously. I'm in shock someone that someone is trying to claim state has the hottest guys. I did my graduate school in NC and no one thinks that.
m.popkey.co
--Anonymous
replies 242Jan 9, 2018 9:34 AM +00:00

What a bizarre thing to call someone out on r242.

"It is ludicrous that someone could attend graduate school in the state of North Carolina!!"

Some odd birds here.

--Anonymous
replies 243Jan 9, 2018 11:14 AM +00:00

I love that this has had over 5,000 views.

--Anonymous
replies 244Jan 9, 2018 11:53 AM +00:00

Oh dear, R241/R243.

It seems quite clear that whatever took place when you “did [your] graduate school in NC” it didn’t require a heavy reliance on reading comprehension skills.

No one has made the statement that you’ve protested at R241. (In other words, to assist you with reading comprehension, no one in this thread has said claimed that “state has the hottest guys.”) Some have made statements about types of guys you’ll find at each school, but no one has used the superlative. (As an exception, R234 did mention the “hottest concentration of dudes I have ever seen” but he was actually referring to UNC.) Some comparisons were made, but notably, the only derisive comments were made about NCSU (though, if anything, that ends up making UNC and the people who have made the derisive comments look even worse).

Additionally, at R243, no one has stated that “it is ludicrous that someone could attend graduate school in the state of North Carolina!!" That’s another statement you’ve made up entirely on your own.

It makes one wonder which fine academic institution you attended when you “did [your] graduate school in NC.”

--Anonymous
replies 245Jan 9, 2018 12:53 PM +00:00

Thanks for the dissertation, r245. And all over a bulge/butt pic. It shows your life's priorities.

--Anonymous
replies 246Jan 9, 2018 1:36 PM +00:00
if anything, that ends up making UNC and the people who have made the derisive comments look even worse

r245 is new here.

--Anonymous
replies 247Jan 9, 2018 1:39 PM +00:00

Hmmm

--Anonymous
replies 248Jan 9, 2018 3:26 PM +00:00

Now. Back to Ryan.

--Anonymous
replies 249Jan 29, 2018 7:55 AM +00:00

He knows what he's doing when he wears those compression pants with no overshorts. Oh yes he does.

--Anonymous
replies 250Jan 29, 2018 8:13 AM +00:00

Thanks for reminding me about this video. I needed it today.

--Anonymous
replies 251Jan 29, 2018 12:20 PM +00:00

He's got a fine little poonanny, that's for sure. And he knows how to work it.

--Anonymous
replies 252Jan 29, 2018 12:52 PM +00:00

I can’t get enough.

--Anonymous
replies 253Jan 30, 2018 8:51 AM +00:00

Can't get enough of what, bump bitch R253? The video has been down for some time now.

--Anonymous
replies 254Jan 30, 2018 8:56 AM +00:00

Still available

YouTube
--Anonymous
replies 255Jan 30, 2018 10:36 AM +00:00

Thanks, R255.

--Anonymous
replies 256Jan 30, 2018 4:51 PM +00:00

AT The UNC v Duke game last night

31.4k Likes, 145 Comments - Ryan Switzer (@switz03) on Instagram: “Home.”
Instagram
--Anonymous
replies 257Feb 9, 2018 6:42 AM +00:00

It’s been awhile. Bump.

--Anonymous
replies 258Apr 7, 2018 9:19 AM +00:00

A reminder.

1.bp.blogspot.com
--Anonymous
replies 259Apr 7, 2018 9:24 AM +00:00

Slot receiver, lol.

--Anonymous
replies 260Apr 7, 2018 9:37 AM +00:00

Dat azz doh

--Anonymous
replies 261Apr 7, 2018 9:38 AM +00:00

NO, it’s dat azz, bro....

--Anonymous
replies 262Apr 7, 2018 9:46 AM +00:00

Yum!

--Anonymous
replies 263Apr 7, 2018 6:26 PM +00:00

Dude couldn't wear some shorts that day, not that i'm really complaining. He looks a little self conscience about it like he realized he underdressed.

--Anonymous
replies 264Apr 7, 2018 8:20 PM +00:00