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Let's talk about Noah Baumbach, Jennifer Jason Leigh, and Greta Gerwig

Let's talk about how Noah left Jennifer while she was pregnant with his child and then schemed with Greta Gerwig to revise history and act as if they got together long after instead of just admitting they'd been fucking the whole time!

Let's talk about Noah's horrible movies too!

--Anonymous
replies 28Sep 16, 2017 11:50 AM +00:00

OP = Jennifer Jason Leigh

--Some topics are too random even for DL
replies 1Sep 16, 2017 2:13 PM +00:00

I made it because I've worked with him and someone mentioned him in the oscar thread as a contender and I found it despicable and thought it might be gossip of interest.

--OP
replies 2Sep 16, 2017 3:56 PM +00:00

Greta Gerwig wasn't even born when Fast Times at Ridgemont High was released.

--Anonymous
replies 3Nov 28, 2017 5:18 AM +00:00

[R2] Is Noah as awful as I imagine? He seems like a total narcissist control freak and Greta is a cloying cunt. Seems like common knowledge that Greta was fucking Noah right after Jennifer had their baby.

--Anonymous
replies 4Dec 6, 2017 9:43 PM +00:00

This is second hand, but I heard, probably about twenty years ago, that JJL is very nice and sensitive, but keeps picking men who are total jerks. Picking Baumbach fits the pattern (the guy she was dating at the time was an pompous dick, too).

--Anonymous
replies 5Dec 6, 2017 9:52 PM +00:00

[R5] Yeah, I definitely get the nice, sensitive vibe from her. Yuck, hope karma hits Baumbach hard.

--Anonymous
replies 6Dec 6, 2017 9:54 PM +00:00

That movie starring Ben Stiller as the nasty guy who moves to LA was supposedly autobiographical so..........

BTW Greta Gerwig seems like sort of a dim bulb in interviews.

--Anonymous
replies 7Dec 6, 2017 10:00 PM +00:00

[R7] I think that's just Greta trying to be endearing. There are a few interviews where she's serious and seems like a completely different person, like her manic pixie stoner girl schtick is a complete schtick

--Anonymous
replies 8Dec 6, 2017 10:03 PM +00:00

He gives his brother a lot of acting jobs

--Anonymous
replies 9Dec 6, 2017 10:06 PM +00:00

I hate him.

--Anonymous
replies 10Dec 7, 2017 8:42 AM +00:00

The horny acting-out kid brother from Squid and Whale is a prof at Columbia and is reputedly a nice guy and well-liked by his students

--Anonymous
replies 11Dec 7, 2017 11:14 AM +00:00

I don't think infidelity by consenting adults is a huge priority right now in Hollywood. Even if some of the people involved are dicks.

--Anonymous
replies 12Dec 7, 2017 6:54 PM +00:00

and cunts

--Anonymous
replies 13Dec 7, 2017 7:38 PM +00:00

What's Baumbach like to work with OP? Did you work with Greta too?

--Anonymous
replies 14Dec 7, 2017 8:06 PM +00:00

[R11] Owen Kline?

--Anonymous
replies 15Dec 7, 2017 8:09 PM +00:00

I can't stand Greta Gerwig as a person, but Lady Bird was pretty good.

--Anonymous
replies 16Dec 7, 2017 8:25 PM +00:00

[R16] Do you know her personally?

--Anonymous
replies 17Dec 7, 2017 8:40 PM +00:00

(R15)yes

--Anonymous
replies 18Dec 8, 2017 4:17 AM +00:00

not the actor Owen Kline, but the character of the Noah's younger brother, who is now a university prof

--Anonymous
replies 19Dec 8, 2017 4:19 AM +00:00

I liked Lady Bird. Baumbach's relationship with JLL ended ages ago, time to move on.

--Anonymous
replies 20Dec 8, 2017 4:24 AM +00:00

Owen and his sister are surprisingly homely.

--Anonymous
replies 21Dec 8, 2017 11:12 AM +00:00

well, certainly not gorgeous, but not grotesque. a stylist for that hair could likely do wonders.

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--Anonymous
replies 22Dec 8, 2017 12:09 PM +00:00

Greta is so fucking annoying and contrived

--Anonymous
replies 23Dec 8, 2017 12:54 PM +00:00

I went to the NY Film Fest premiere of Margot at the Wedding. When the (tedious) movie ended the lights came on and I realized I was sitting right next to Jennifer, and Noah was on the other side of her. I figured that out when they stood up and everybody in the theater applauded them.

Then they did a Q and A and Noah came off like a real Jewish douche.

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--Anonymous
replies 24Dec 8, 2017 1:04 PM +00:00

Which character in Squid and the Whale was based on Noah?

Was it the younger brother who smeared his jizz all over his middle school?

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--Anonymous
replies 25Dec 8, 2017 1:06 PM +00:00

I know nothing of Baumbach yet the photo at R24 makes me want to beat him with a sledgehammer. A douche face if I ever saw one.

--Anonymous
replies 26Dec 8, 2017 1:08 PM +00:00

in S&W. Eisenberg was the older Noah, Kline was the younger brother with the jizz problem

--Anonymous
replies 27Dec 8, 2017 1:43 PM +00:00

I never knew “The Squid & The Whale” was autobiographical. Eisenberg comes off as a real tool. Then again he’s like that in real life so maybe he wasn’t really acting.

--Anonymous
replies 28Dec 9, 2017 5:01 AM +00:00