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DO NOT BUY Cookies & Cream Pop Tarts

These things are like crack. I recommend you stay away from them.

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--Anonymous
replies 93Sep 5, 2017 8:06 PM +00:00

Your lack of self-control is not shared with all others.

Nor is your large waistline.

--Anonymous
replies 1Sep 5, 2017 8:15 PM +00:00

They are cheaper than crack... so that's a plus.

--Anonymous
replies 2Sep 5, 2017 8:23 PM +00:00

My weakness is PopTarts op. I am now doomed. Seriously...are they that good?

--Anonymous
replies 3Sep 5, 2017 8:25 PM +00:00

They contain Olestra and will give you the toots and most likely the runs.

--Anonymous
replies 4Sep 5, 2017 8:36 PM +00:00

Toots & Runs: I love that band!

--Anonymous
replies 5Sep 5, 2017 8:37 PM +00:00

They contain partially hydrogenated cyanocrilicide (and/or regenerated cyanocrilicide crystals) which cause people to rip each other's throats out. And yes, Olestra™ has been linked with episodes of Fecal Urgency.

--Anonymous
replies 6Sep 5, 2017 8:37 PM +00:00

Fecal Urgency: I love that band!

--Anonymous
replies 7Sep 5, 2017 8:40 PM +00:00

OP:

I hear you make love like a Pop-Tart.

--Pointless Bitchery
replies 8Sep 5, 2017 8:50 PM +00:00

So much sugar. So many chemicals. So American.

--Anonymous
replies 9Sep 5, 2017 8:52 PM +00:00

Two of these give you more than a quarter of your daily sodium intake.

--Anonymous
replies 10Sep 5, 2017 10:13 PM +00:00

They're not recognizable as food to me. Why do people eat this shit?

--Anonymous
replies 11Sep 6, 2017 12:11 AM +00:00

R11 Sugar addiction

--Anonymous
replies 12Sep 6, 2017 12:30 AM +00:00

Actually, they sound quite disgusting.

--Anonymous
replies 13Sep 6, 2017 1:21 AM +00:00
My weakness is PopTarts op. I am now doomed. Seriously...are they that good?

They are. They're like big, melted Oreo cookies.

I usually stay away from stuff like this but somebody talked me into trying them and now I'm hooked.

--Anonymous
replies 14Sep 6, 2017 5:07 AM +00:00

No one uses Olestra anymore.

--Anonymous
replies 15Sep 6, 2017 9:32 AM +00:00

I love the Maple and Brown Sugar Pop-Tarts. With butter. (The Aldi store brand with Brown Sugar and Cinnamon is good too.)

public.sn2.livefilestore.com
--Anonymous
replies 16Sep 6, 2017 9:35 AM +00:00

I'm not a fan of the chocolate-based pop tarts. My new favorite is Vanilla Latte.

www.cerealously.net
--Anonymous
replies 17Sep 6, 2017 9:43 AM +00:00

Somebody upthread likes Lily Tomlin!

--Me too!
replies 18Sep 6, 2017 9:45 AM +00:00
DO NOT BUY Cookies & Cream Pop Tarts

Was never a possibility.

--But thanks, I guess.
replies 19Sep 6, 2017 9:46 AM +00:00

You don't win friends with salad, R19.

--Anonymous
replies 20Sep 6, 2017 9:51 AM +00:00

Traditionalist here. Blueberry pop tarts. They are meth coated crack happiness.

--Anonymous
replies 21Sep 6, 2017 10:15 AM +00:00

OP, You should have posted this under the "Tell us something that could save our life" thread.

Most venomous snakes have a slit pupil, while ones with round pupils are usually non-venomous ( the coral snake is one exception); most have triangular heads.
the DataLounge
--Anonymous
replies 22Sep 6, 2017 10:20 AM +00:00

Do they have Pumpkin Spice flavor Pop Tarts?

--Anonymous
replies 23Sep 6, 2017 10:22 AM +00:00

As a kid, I loved strawberry frosted poptarts. They were the only flavor I would eat. I had one as an adult and holy shit! They're not even food. Way too sweet. I'd never buy these.

--Anonymous
replies 24Sep 6, 2017 10:24 AM +00:00

They did last year, r23.

I'm partial to the Red Velvet ones, but they discontinued them.

--Anonymous
replies 25Sep 6, 2017 10:24 AM +00:00

Just bought another box. God help me. Finished dinner and I've got two in the toaster right now.

--Anonymous
replies 26Sep 6, 2017 2:51 PM +00:00

Seriously, Pop Tarts are so addictive...especially the cookies & cream! I'm usually a health nut, but always end picking up a box for dessert.

--Anonymous
replies 27Sep 6, 2017 2:55 PM +00:00

I avoid that aisle so I'm not tempted.

--Pop Tarts Anonymous
replies 28Sep 6, 2017 2:58 PM +00:00

Very smart, r28.

--Anonymous
replies 29Sep 6, 2017 3:03 PM +00:00

R27 - do you eat all 6 in one sitting?...................... - .........

...........................or just over 1 night like I do?

--Anonymous
replies 30Sep 6, 2017 3:14 PM +00:00

R26, I'm glad you mentioned toasting. I have a visceral hatred for people that eat them cold, right out of the vending machine.

--Anonymous
replies 31Sep 6, 2017 3:16 PM +00:00

I hate toasted anything, even toasted Pop Tarts.

--Anonymous
replies 32Sep 6, 2017 3:18 PM +00:00

R30, only 1 foil package in 1 day. Sometimes for breakfast, if I don't have yogurt or bananas available. Yes, I'm very bad.

--Anonymous
replies 33Sep 6, 2017 3:22 PM +00:00

I think the chocolate flavor are the only pop tarts that taste great non toasted.

--Anonymous
replies 34Sep 6, 2017 3:23 PM +00:00

Who eats those past the age of 10?

--Anonymous
replies 35Sep 6, 2017 3:25 PM +00:00

You would be very surprised, r35...LOL!

--Anonymous
replies 36Sep 6, 2017 3:31 PM +00:00

OP this is what you are eating and making you fat

ENRICHED FLOUR (WHEAT FLOUR, NIACIN, REDUCED IRON, VITAMIN B1 [THIAMIN MONONITRATE], VITAMIN, B2 [RIBOFLAVIN], FOLIC ACID), SUGAR, DEXTROSE, SOYBEAN AND PALM OIL (WITH TBHQ FOR FRESHNESS), HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, COCOA (PROCESSED WITH ALKALI), CRACKER MEAL, CORN SYRUP, CONTAINS TWO PERCENT OR LESS OF WHEY, SALT, MODIFIED CORN STARCH, LEAVENING (SODIUM ACID PYROPHOSPHATE, BAKING SODA), CALCIUM CARBONATE, EGG WHITES, CARAMEL COLOR, COLOR ADDED, MONO- AND DIGLYCERIDES, PALM OIL, CORNSTARCH, SODIUM STEROL LACTYLATE, GELATIN, NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, SOY LECITHIN, VITAMIN A PALMITATE, NIACIN AMIDE, REDUCED IRON, VITAMIN B6 (PYRIDOXINE HYDROCHLORIDE), VITAMIN B1 (THIAMIN HYDROCHLORIDE), VITAMIN B2 (RIBOFLAVIN)

--Artificial flavors, Preservatives and other nasty shit
replies 37Sep 6, 2017 3:43 PM +00:00

The S'Mores flavor is great but only if toasted

--Anonymous
replies 38Sep 6, 2017 3:44 PM +00:00

I just put another package in the toaster. Who would think that such a list of chemicals could taste so good, R37?

--Anonymous
replies 39Sep 6, 2017 3:47 PM +00:00

They go straight to your ass. I used to be hooked on the brown sugar cinnamon tarts. I loved them with coffee and cigarettes. I'm not that person anymore. Still love my coffee sweet. They'll never get me to stop that. Never.

--Anonymous
replies 40Sep 6, 2017 3:54 PM +00:00

They're better with butter. (Bu then what isn't?)

--Anonymous
replies 41Sep 6, 2017 4:39 PM +00:00

Thank you for the warning, OP.

However, I don't eat shit.

--Anonymous
replies 42Sep 6, 2017 4:40 PM +00:00

I haven't eaten any of those in decades I'm not going to start now. I never binged on them like OP does.

--Anonymous
replies 43Sep 6, 2017 4:42 PM +00:00

I binge until I get tired of the taste, and then I'm done. I don't want you guys worrying about me. In another couple days, the taste will disgust me and I'll be back to eating healthy.

--Anonymous
replies 44Sep 6, 2017 4:51 PM +00:00
Do they have Pumpkin Spice flavor Pop Tarts?

Oh, hell yeah!

Getting your yummy on with this pocket of pumpkin perfection is a piece of ... pie. It's frosted and sprinkled, and filled with pumpkin pie-flavored filling, real nutmeg, cinnamon and clove.
www.poptarts.com
--Anonymous
replies 45Sep 6, 2017 5:02 PM +00:00

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--Anonymous
replies 46Sep 6, 2017 5:07 PM +00:00
Who eats those past the age of 10?

You're never too old for Pop Tarts.

--Anonymous
replies 47Sep 6, 2017 5:08 PM +00:00

Fuck you OP! You just want to keep them all to yourself. But I'm onto you, you can't fool me.

--nom nom nom
replies 48Sep 6, 2017 5:09 PM +00:00

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--Anonymous
replies 49Sep 6, 2017 8:41 PM +00:00

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--Sir
replies 50Sep 6, 2017 9:23 PM +00:00

I'm not a particularly healthy eater by any means, but I don't think it has crossed my mind to actually buy Pop Tarts ... since, oh, the age of 12 or 13.

At least get a real donut.

Or a martini.

--Anonymous
replies 51Sep 6, 2017 10:44 PM +00:00

A moment on your lips a month on your hips.

--Anonymous
replies 52Sep 7, 2017 12:35 AM +00:00

Can't believe I haven't gained any weight. I've only been eating them for a week, though.

Last night was my first without a Cookies and Cream Pop Tart in like six days, even though I got a fresh box sitting in the cabinet.

--Anonymous
replies 53Sep 9, 2017 3:50 AM +00:00

Cookies & Creme. CREME not CREAM.

An obvious warning to stay away.

--Anonymous
replies 54Sep 9, 2017 4:02 AM +00:00

It looks like a Hostess pie. All sort of flattened out.

--Cowboy
replies 55Sep 9, 2017 4:04 AM +00:00

The idea of Oreo sludge wrapped in cardboard-like pastry, heated or not, is so disgusting I'm amazed they can get anybody to eat it.

--Anonymous
replies 56Sep 9, 2017 4:20 AM +00:00

But it's so delicious when toasted. That's the difference. It's like Oreo s'mores.

--Anonymous
replies 57Sep 9, 2017 4:26 AM +00:00

This is amazing lol

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--Anonymous
replies 58Sep 9, 2017 4:42 AM +00:00

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--Anonymous
replies 59Sep 9, 2017 6:41 AM +00:00

I just had a box the other day, haven't gained weight yet.

--Anonymous
replies 60Sep 9, 2017 7:00 AM +00:00

Eating the box isn't fattening as cardboard is primarily fiber

--nutritionista
replies 61Sep 9, 2017 7:23 AM +00:00

How do the Trader Joe pop tarts compare to the original?

--Anonymous
replies 62Sep 9, 2017 7:28 AM +00:00

I grew up on Pop Tarts. They weren't frosted when they first came out, and my favorite flavor was Concord grape. Unfortunately that flavor has been gone for years. Heated in the toaster and slathered with butter. . .

--Anonymous
replies 63Sep 9, 2017 8:12 AM +00:00

Did they ever make a peanut butter and grape jelly one? I never cared for them as a kid. I preferred breakfast pastries from the bakery if I was allowed to have something sweet for breakfast, but I think I could have gone for a PB&J one.

--Anonymous
replies 64Sep 9, 2017 8:30 AM +00:00

breakfast pastries from the bakery

--smell her
replies 65Sep 9, 2017 8:31 AM +00:00

Kellogg's made a "gone nutty" Pop Tart which you could probably smear jelly on if you wanted to.

They are yummy but I haven't seen them in stores lately. They may have been discontinued.

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--Anonymous
replies 66Sep 9, 2017 8:38 AM +00:00

Stop the presses! Just discovered that this exists. I bet it's delicious.

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--I type fatty fat fat
replies 67Sep 9, 2017 8:39 AM +00:00

Fun with Google

This recipe for flaky, buttery Homemade Peanut Butter and Jelly Pop-Tarts is a childhood favorite, but homemade and so much better!
The Beach House Kitchen
--Anonymous
replies 68Sep 9, 2017 8:41 AM +00:00

They're gross, OP.

--Anonymous
replies 69Sep 9, 2017 8:43 AM +00:00

Our breakfast viennoiserie were by Demel and arrived to our Paris apartment very early each morning, on the Orient Express.

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--Anonymous
replies 70Sep 9, 2017 8:52 AM +00:00

Shouldn't this be merged with the scat thread?

--Anonymous
replies 71Sep 9, 2017 9:18 AM +00:00

That unopened box I got in the cabinet is calling my name...

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--Anonymous
replies 72Sep 9, 2017 1:03 PM +00:00

Omg, that looks disgustingly good!

--Anonymous
replies 73Sep 9, 2017 1:38 PM +00:00

creme. creme. creme is never good.

--Anonymous
replies 74Sep 9, 2017 1:43 PM +00:00

Has anyone tried the pumpkin toaster pastries at Trader Joe's?

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--Anonymous
replies 75Sep 9, 2017 1:53 PM +00:00

I love them, R75 but I need at least 2 frappes to wash down a box.

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--Anonymous
replies 76Sep 9, 2017 1:57 PM +00:00

Don't sleep on Cinnamon Roll flavor! Toasty warm? Yummm!

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--Anonymous
replies 77Sep 9, 2017 2:18 PM +00:00

Get Low Fat! Chocolate Fudge Pop tarts and Bryers Low Fat! Vanilla Chocolate Strawberry icecreme. Slice the ice cream and layer between 2 toasted Pop Tarts for a home made, delicious and healthy Hot Neapolitan IceCream Sandwich.

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--Anonymous
replies 78Sep 9, 2017 2:24 PM +00:00

I've always been disappointed with Pop-Tarts, but will have to try this based on the melted Oreo description.

--Anonymous
replies 79Sep 9, 2017 2:44 PM +00:00

It's like eating a warm Oreo cookie and the melted cream oozes between every chocolatey bite. It's heavenly.

--Anonymous
replies 80Sep 9, 2017 3:12 PM +00:00

I grind oreos and then fold them into 1/2 miracle whip, 1/2 fluff. Spread this on Pop Tarts and freeze. When frozen solid, dip them in pancake batter and crushed sprinkles, to deep fry.

--Anonymous
replies 81Sep 9, 2017 3:18 PM +00:00

You're a danger to humanity!

--Anonymous
replies 82Sep 9, 2017 3:27 PM +00:00

I agree with R64 give me bakery pastries over this chemical laden shit.

--Anonymous
replies 83Sep 9, 2017 3:29 PM +00:00

I used to love Pop Tarts.. then made the mistake of trying Toaster Strudel.... YUMMY!

--Tubby
replies 84Sep 9, 2017 5:16 PM +00:00

I like blueberry.

--Joey L.
replies 85Sep 9, 2017 8:49 PM +00:00

I also grew up in a Toaster Strudel household R84

--Upper Middle Class
replies 86Sep 9, 2017 10:00 PM +00:00

There are chemicals in everything, r83.

--That word does not mean what you think it means...
replies 87Sep 11, 2017 8:21 PM +00:00

True R87 but bakery products don't have artificial flavors, chemical preservatives and and crap like palm oil to replace natural ingredients.

--Anonymous
replies 88Sep 12, 2017 12:36 AM +00:00
Who eats those past the age of 10?

I make my own from scratch and only use organic ingredients. I have several flavors in the freezer at any given time.

--Anonymous
replies 89Sep 12, 2017 12:45 AM +00:00
I make my own from scratch and only use organic ingredients. I have several flavors in the freezer at any given time.

Fuck you.

--Anonymous
replies 90Sep 12, 2017 3:37 PM +00:00

They are quite scrumptious.

--Anonymous
replies 91Dec 7, 2017 2:55 PM +00:00

ewwww you put that shit in your body? it's processed crap with bad sugars rat hairs and feces.

--Anonymous
replies 92Dec 7, 2017 3:02 PM +00:00

I just looked at the ingredients list and didn’t see anything about rat hairs and feces.

--Anonymous
replies 93Dec 8, 2017 11:31 AM +00:00