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Below Deck--Season 5

Nico and Kate are back but everyone else is new.

Is this show still fun trash? Or just trash?
replies 235Sep 4, 2017 4:45 PM +00:00

It's hilarious that they're promoting Kate as a "man eater" considering the last time we saw her, she was a muff eater.

Watch your back! ???? Kate Chastain is making her return as Chief Stew on an all-new season of #BelowDeck Tuesday, September 5 @ 9/8c.
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replies 2Sep 4, 2017 4:48 PM +00:00

No Chef Ben this season. :-(

It appears "Em's" has made an 'honest man' out of him.
replies 3Sep 4, 2017 4:51 PM +00:00

The new chef is hot. I hope he doesn't turn out to be a douche as that would be a boner killer.

Do they break the boat this year? Of course, Bravo will save that for the finale episode.

With the greenest crew yet, there are stormy waters ahead... Watch episodes of Below Deck, only on Bravo! ??Subscribe to Bravo on YouTube:
replies 4Sep 4, 2017 4:57 PM +00:00

Capt. Lee is Kate's surrogate Daddy; and Kate is Capt. Lee's surrogate trophy wife.

Not watching this lap of the series -

replies 5Sep 4, 2017 6:24 PM +00:00

As long as that smiling jack ass Bobby is not there, I'm on board.

--Seriously. That guy's an ass.
replies 6Sep 4, 2017 7:15 PM +00:00

Premiers tonight!

replies 7Sep 5, 2017 2:15 PM +00:00

Oh dear.

replies 8Sep 5, 2017 2:28 PM +00:00

This "I lived off the grid for four months" girl is gonna get on my nerves

replies 9Sep 5, 2017 6:51 PM +00:00

Are Ben and Emily still together?

replies 10Sep 9, 2017 10:35 AM +00:00

Kate lived in Melbourne, FL. It's unclear from her Twitter if she has evacuated or not.

replies 11Sep 9, 2017 10:56 AM +00:00

Lives not lived

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replies 13Sep 9, 2017 12:04 PM +00:00

This season isn't doing it for me.

Nico is cute but he can't carry a show all by himself. Kate is basically the only cast member that we're familiar with. Everyone else is a newbie, and I don't sense any compelling personalities.

It's funny because with this season of Below Deck Med, the only returnees were Hanner and Bobby, but I was instantly drawn in by Max, Wes, Adam, Malia and Capt. Sandy.

With this season of BD, they're making out Capt. Lee to be some kind of "star" (which he isn't), and Kate doesn't have much to go with because everyone else is new. Nico seems out of it because filming must have been right after his brother died.

And don't get me started on the new crew. They're not only green, but they're also complete vapid idiots.

BRAVO has been getting casting for shows all wrong, lately. First this horrid season of OC, and now Below Deck.

I say they should get the casting right the first time, even if it means postponing the season. Nobody wants to watch a dud.

replies 14Sep 9, 2017 4:40 PM +00:00

Kate just confirmed on twitter that she evacuated to a hotel in Orlando.

replies 15Sep 9, 2017 7:08 PM +00:00

I agree about the casting, but from the previews (I know, I know they only show the good stuff in the previews) it does look like some of the new cast ends up going a little crazy. Doesn't the chef get drunk and decide he wants to hook up with one of the steward-ESS-es?

replies 16Sep 10, 2017 4:49 AM +00:00

So this woman always wanted to work on a yacht (TV show?) so she dumped her 8 year old daughter on the little girl's grandfather and said goodbye for 4 months?

Is that normal? Don't most mothers dread being away from their young kids?

replies 17Sep 12, 2017 7:01 PM +00:00

Obnoxious gay men get drunk and handsy with the straight male crew members next week. Tune in to laugh at the sex-obsessed gays with more money than tact!

--Andy C
replies 18Sep 13, 2017 7:35 AM +00:00

When Nico was telling the chef about his brother's death, I wanted to hug him so badly! I was hoping he would climb into the chef's bunk for a consoling cuddle.

replies 19Sep 13, 2017 8:13 AM +00:00

The former Christian party animal het bro, keeps saying how hot the chef is. One of the girls asked if he went that way and he looked at her in horror, he also kept referring to his love of ass.

Sadly the new castmembers are dumb AND boring and none of the guys are hot imho. I love Kate but I'm not going to be able to watch this season just for her. The Portuguese guy looks like a mix between soccer players Ronaldo and Suarez but not doing it for me.

replies 20Sep 13, 2017 4:30 PM +00:00

I watched a rerun of the most recent episode. One scene was interesting: Kate was nursing a bottle of "Ensure." J couldn't help but think, 'It, and three (or 16) menthol lights, were probably all she consumed that day.'

replies 21Sep 13, 2017 6:09 PM +00:00

Chris Brown, the former Christian, has terrible eyebrows.

replies 22Sep 13, 2017 6:19 PM +00:00

Nico doesn't have a big enough personality so Kate is going to have to carry this season by herself. She deserves a big raise.

I'm discouraged to see so much of the captain in these episodes. He's such a sour old scold and no fun to watch. I hope the size of his role shrinks considerably over the coming episodes.

That voice! That hair! That sour puss resting bitch face! That gold jewelry! Hate him.

replies 23Sep 13, 2017 6:36 PM +00:00

Capt. Lee: in addition to his gold jewelry, you can bet he reeks of Certs and Ralph Lauren Polo!

--He's a Stinky-poo!
replies 24Sep 13, 2017 6:40 PM +00:00

I find it odd that none of the old cast wanted to come back besides Kate and Nico.

replies 25Sep 14, 2017 1:10 AM +00:00

I find it odd also-I guess they don't pay as well as Real Housewives.

replies 26Sep 14, 2017 4:03 AM +00:00

Even though there's considerable cast turnover each year, they used to hire interesting and outrageous characters like Kat and Rocky. This year and last year, the new hires are not yachties and not interesting or fun to watch.

replies 27Sep 14, 2017 5:43 AM +00:00

Is anyone else watching? This season is pretty dull so far. Even the outrageous gays are dull.

replies 28Sep 20, 2017 5:48 PM +00:00

I feel sorry for Captain Lee and Kate. Bravo has resorted to casting people who have zero experience because they think they would good for the show. As it turns out, it's just the opposite. Hopefully Captain Lee and Kate are making more money for having to do all the work, both on the yacht and on the show.

replies 29Sep 20, 2017 6:15 PM +00:00

Capt. Lee was on WWHL and I could not help but notice his enormous bulge. Daddy is packing. And no I wouldn't.

replies 30Sep 21, 2017 3:10 AM +00:00

Kate will be hosting her own podcast if you care.

It can't be any worse than the Brandi Glanville podcast, I guess.

There’s a lot more to navigate than open water when you’re a crew member on a chartered yacht — just ask anyone from the casts of Below Deck or Below Deck Mediterranean. Better yet, ask yachtie veteran Kate Chastain. When Below Deck Med set sail for Season 1, Kate quickly found her voicemail full with messages from new cast members looking for guidance.
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replies 31Sep 21, 2017 8:23 AM +00:00

Do you think Bruno with the hot body gay? I was thinking the big bear-like chef was hot, until he started talking about wanting to bang one of the stews.

replies 32Sep 30, 2017 4:28 AM +00:00

R32 he used the term "balloon knot" to refer to her clit too. Never heard that one before?

replies 33Sep 30, 2017 4:44 AM +00:00

I thought "balloon knot" was her asshole. He was talking about her butt and then said, "I'd lick her balloon knot."

replies 34Oct 2, 2017 3:03 AM +00:00

Wasn't it the goofy virgin/ex Christian who was talking about balloon knots and not Bruno?

replies 35Oct 2, 2017 3:54 AM +00:00

Yeah, I think it was the Chris Brown Experience.

--Chris Brown's Huge Eyebrows
replies 36Oct 2, 2017 7:21 AM +00:00

Nico is very cute and I would sniff his hole for 2 hours and 34 minutes after a long deck swabbing session.

replies 37Oct 2, 2017 8:31 AM +00:00

Yes, correct, balloon knot refers to butthole not clit. My bad. Strange thing to say for a straight guy??

replies 38Oct 2, 2017 9:51 AM +00:00

Maybe he is not so straight?

replies 39Oct 3, 2017 11:57 AM +00:00

"Cool beans!"

--EJ the Bosun
replies 40Oct 3, 2017 5:23 PM +00:00

The new bosun seems like a real dick. Finally, some drama. The bear-ish chef is hot. Nico is not. Dumbazz Chris has the best body of any of them including sushi platter boy. Probably the dullest season of the show so far and I'm a huge fan.

replies 41Oct 3, 2017 5:31 PM +00:00

I agree about Chris. He's a total zero in terms of personality, but he's attractive. I'd hit that one for sure.

replies 42Oct 3, 2017 5:35 PM +00:00

This week's charter guests did seem extremely boring.

replies 43Oct 3, 2017 6:15 PM +00:00

Bring back Chef Ben!
replies 44Oct 3, 2017 6:22 PM +00:00

They need more gay crew members like Dave from season 1.
replies 45Oct 3, 2017 6:25 PM +00:00

Sexy Dave..
replies 46Oct 3, 2017 6:27 PM +00:00

We need more of this...
replies 47Oct 3, 2017 6:28 PM +00:00

My favorite BD roommates ever!
replies 48Oct 3, 2017 6:36 PM +00:00

The Viewers' Choice "Below Deck Dream Crew"!

Capt. Lee, Chef Ben, Kate, David, Kyle, Kelly, Bobby, Kat, Rocky, Adrienne -
replies 49Oct 3, 2017 6:37 PM +00:00

Don't forget Eddie, R49!

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replies 51Oct 3, 2017 6:41 PM +00:00

I totes wanna fuck Nico.

replies 52Oct 3, 2017 6:49 PM +00:00

This Nico?
replies 53Oct 3, 2017 6:53 PM +00:00

Everybody knows David started out in porn, right?
replies 54Oct 3, 2017 7:00 PM +00:00

Yes, R54. But we were trying to keep it classy.

That said, I'm surprised that he's a top. I always pictured him as a very passive bottom kind of guy.

replies 55Oct 3, 2017 7:14 PM +00:00

r55 I forget who his bf/fiance/husband is but David totally reads as a bottom in that relationship. I think he topped in his porn scenes because he was the only gay one and it was just easier to have the straight guy lay there with his feet in the air.

replies 56Oct 3, 2017 7:29 PM +00:00

Here's his bf, R56.
replies 57Oct 3, 2017 7:38 PM +00:00

And here...
replies 58Oct 3, 2017 7:39 PM +00:00

And here.

replies 59Oct 3, 2017 7:55 PM +00:00

r41, I haven't noticed his body because all I can see is his eyebrows.

replies 60Oct 4, 2017 5:27 AM +00:00

I think EJ is gay. He looks Bruno up and down when introduced.

replies 61Oct 4, 2017 5:47 PM +00:00

Why does it seem like the new guy actually knows nothing?

replies 62Oct 4, 2017 5:48 PM +00:00

I don't like Nico but I loathe the new bosun even more. Something tells me he's not going to be around for very long. There's an upcoming episode where hunky Chris takes his shirt off so we have something to look forward to. Bruno is gay, right?

replies 63Oct 4, 2017 6:16 PM +00:00

Omg if I had my room taken away and i had to sleep next to the toilet paper in the kitchen I would take the hint that they don't want me.

I do hope it's nico that leaves what a whiny pos. He is not bosun material even if he was the best of the deck crew, the bar was set WAY low with this crew.

replies 64Oct 5, 2017 2:10 AM +00:00

Chris is getting fired. Nobody likes him and he's a crappy worker. He should also stop drinking. Nico's a babe. Bruno is sooooo gay.

replies 65Oct 5, 2017 2:38 AM +00:00

Hello, Nico's brother died suddenly! I think the guy gets a pass.

--Chris' clothes hangers in the crew mess
replies 66Oct 5, 2017 5:53 AM +00:00

I would sniff the chef's hole, but probably end up licking Nico's hole for 1 hour and 43 minutes

replies 67Oct 5, 2017 9:48 AM +00:00

he was eyeing bruno

replies 68Oct 5, 2017 10:46 AM +00:00

Was that Chris' fine naked ass we got a lingering look at this week? Wow!

replies 69Oct 7, 2017 1:47 PM +00:00

This season is so boring

replies 70Oct 7, 2017 4:33 PM +00:00

That was a nice lingering view of Chris's ass. He's the hottest of the crew. Bruno is too cut but you know that dick is huge.

replies 71Oct 8, 2017 7:17 AM +00:00

They had to stuff Bruno when he was the sushi platter.

replies 72Oct 8, 2017 1:06 PM +00:00

Which one of the charter guests stuffed Bruno after the sushi?

replies 73Oct 9, 2017 6:35 AM +00:00

Bruno has a killer bod, but a disturbing face

replies 74Oct 9, 2017 8:07 AM +00:00

Ok did they really need to show the lobsters and crabs slowly dying?

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replies 76Oct 10, 2017 6:51 PM +00:00

I find Nico just OK, but fuckable. Not into bear types but the chef was pretty fuckable, too, drunk on the nude beach. Bruno's cute, seems like a bossy bottom.

replies 77Oct 10, 2017 6:55 PM +00:00

Bruno is barely on the show. Get a good look because he won't be coming back.

replies 78Oct 10, 2017 7:15 PM +00:00

Omg, omg,omg... Nico is sooooooooo dreamy!

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replies 79Oct 11, 2017 6:52 AM +00:00

Yum, yum! Looks like he dropped some poundage and shredded up

replies 80Oct 11, 2017 7:17 AM +00:00

Nico has shitty tats. Seriously there is nothing worse than shitty tats. It speaks volumes about a person. Sorry Nico. What kind of name is Sholly anyway?

replies 81Oct 11, 2017 8:28 AM +00:00

Nico is short for Nickolas which is just annoying. It's like the guy with the soul patch and frosted tips named Christopher who insists on being called Topher.

replies 82Oct 11, 2017 8:36 AM +00:00

Maybe he is Greek? But again, Scholly? That is a weird name.

replies 83Oct 11, 2017 8:38 AM +00:00

I dont care about the tats. I just want to explore his no-no for a while

replies 84Oct 11, 2017 9:52 AM +00:00

Hahaha r82. Dolf Dietrich;s real name is Topher Ellsworth. Priceless.

replies 85Oct 12, 2017 4:19 AM +00:00

Ohhh that charter guest mentioned Harvey Weinstein!

I bet he wishes he didn't.

replies 86Oct 17, 2017 5:34 PM +00:00

Also Bruno is an adorable sous chef.

replies 87Oct 17, 2017 5:40 PM +00:00

Niko is hot but such a spoiled brat. E.J. Might be a dork, but he handled the Niko childishness like an adult professional should in a workplace. He moved on from Niko’s outburst and didnt go running tp the captain. He does his job and attempts to train and make the other deckhands better. I came into this season liking Niko, but he is showing himself to be pretty, but empty person. Very entitled.

replies 88Oct 18, 2017 8:03 PM +00:00

You're kind, R88.

Nico has been acting like a downright cunt.

I actually liked him last season, but I can't stand him anymore. He's arrogant, rude, and now he's acting like a complete asshole.

Next week, he trashes a woman for dating someone "who looks like her grandfather!!!"

And as truthful as he might be, it still makes him a complete and utter asshole.

replies 89Oct 18, 2017 8:18 PM +00:00

Normally I would agree about Nico, but the guy gets a pass. His brother had JUST died before the season. You really can't judge his behavior.

replies 90Oct 19, 2017 12:12 AM +00:00

My god, look what he's done to his beautiful arms.

replies 91Oct 19, 2017 1:19 AM +00:00

If his brother just died he should have stayed home. I can't tell if the chef is dumb, inept, untalented or slow? *who* serves bananas foster (again) with chocolate ice cream!

Definitely a nicer person BUT He's no Ben!

replies 92Oct 19, 2017 1:34 AM +00:00

The chef is basic. And who goes on a date and gets completely blotto?

Agree about Nico, he is a little d-bag. Loved Kate's description of the new Bosun as Ned Flanders.

The humiliation of Jen continues, I like her, she is loopy as hell but seems sweet.

replies 93Oct 19, 2017 2:30 AM +00:00

Not all of us have the financial means to quit our jobs when a loved one dies. I'm sure that if staying home had been a viable option for Nico, he would have done it.

--Death sucks, grief sucks, worry sucks, money issues suck
replies 94Oct 19, 2017 4:08 AM +00:00

Jen lost me when she started to complain about Kate to her eight year old daughter? Really? You have 10 minutes to talk to your kid and you want to waste it complaining about work? i didn't like Nico last season and like him even less this season. He also came off as a douche as WWHL. BRING BACK KELLY!!!!! I can't believe we got a shot of Captain Lee stretched out on his bed in his private cabin. Next time I hope he's shirtless.

replies 95Oct 19, 2017 5:10 AM +00:00

There was a shot of Capt. Lee shirtless sunbathing..did you miss it?

replies 96Oct 19, 2017 11:43 AM +00:00

Jen is really out there, I mean who goes and leaves an 8 year old to clean toilets? But I find her endearing. I especially like it when they dress her up. Not impressed with Nico, and Ned Flanders handled himself well. He is annoying though.

--Buddy Boy
replies 97Oct 19, 2017 12:26 PM +00:00

I'll only watch Below Deck if Kelly and his big dick are on.

replies 98Oct 19, 2017 12:33 PM +00:00

I would like to see Nico and the chef engage in receptive anal intercourse

replies 99Oct 20, 2017 5:31 AM +00:00

Jen isn't just cleaning toilets, she's a featured performer on a hit cable TV reality show.

replies 100Oct 20, 2017 6:00 AM +00:00

The new dude EJ is very odd, disturbing even. Is he gay, straight, hermaphrodite?

replies 101Oct 23, 2017 11:02 AM +00:00

R96 The last couple of episodes have featured Captain Lee shirtless shots. Please stop.

replies 102Oct 23, 2017 3:48 PM +00:00

I want to seduce EJ.

He looks like someone who would accept a blowjob from another guy, most likely someone like Bruno.
replies 103Oct 23, 2017 4:08 PM +00:00

More Kelly.... yes please!
replies 104Oct 23, 2017 4:08 PM +00:00

EJ's handsome in a very whitebread sorta way.

I'd like to cuddle with him.
replies 105Oct 23, 2017 4:13 PM +00:00

Is Brianna part black?

Her name is Brianna Adekeye, and that definitely sounds like an African name to me.

She's really gorgeous.

Brianna Adekeye. 644 likes · 252 talking about this. Artist
replies 106Oct 23, 2017 4:20 PM +00:00

Bruno looks and acts very much like a crush I had in my 20's. I nearly got him to let me suck him off, one of my great regrets that it never happened.

replies 107Oct 24, 2017 9:50 AM +00:00

Bruno is actually handsome from certain angles. He does have a great bod. Being Portuguese, he also most likely has an immaculate anus.

replies 108Oct 24, 2017 11:58 AM +00:00

I want to see the chef topping Bruno, roughly.

replies 109Oct 24, 2017 5:05 PM +00:00

I've said it once here, and I'll say it again: this "Baller," Capt. Lee, with his 'expensive' gold jewelry and his "Chiclets" (teeth) practically guarantees he reeks of Ralph Lauren Polo and Certs breath mints in person.
--Sunglasses on my head
replies 110Oct 24, 2017 5:22 PM +00:00

--Sunglasses on my head
replies 111Oct 24, 2017 5:23 PM +00:00

Totally R110. Capt. Lee is a cheeseball extraordinaire.

replies 112Oct 26, 2017 7:11 AM +00:00

Cap'n Lee does not always wash his scrotum thoroughly

replies 113Oct 26, 2017 11:45 AM +00:00

Those scene of him laying out in the sun really grossed me out. Skin cancer is so hot!

replies 114Oct 26, 2017 12:07 PM +00:00

I hate Nico, his bad tats and his Chicago accent. Look like we get to meet his charming brother next episode.

replies 115Oct 27, 2017 3:30 AM +00:00

R115 the dead one?

replies 116Oct 27, 2017 4:44 AM +00:00

I'm heavily turned on by the chef's bromance with Bruno. And he must have really fucked up with his ex girlfriend who doesn't even want to see him when he gets back home. Love that she was very calm and friendly on the phone before she shot him down. That just proves he did something really, really bad.

replies 117Oct 27, 2017 7:30 AM +00:00

I think Chef wants to be inside Bruno to the maximum depth!

replies 118Oct 27, 2017 7:34 AM +00:00

I have a hard time believing Bruno is straight.

replies 119Oct 27, 2017 7:36 AM +00:00

I don't, R119. He's a typical slightly-dim-witted good-natured good-looking straight dofus. Unlike Bobby, who is a slightly-dim-wittted but not good-natured dofus.

replies 120Oct 27, 2017 11:57 AM +00:00

Does anyone else think Kate took Jen's sexual harassment claim a little too lightly? I would have at least informed the Captain and kept Jen away from those guests or at least not leave her unsupervised. Those guests were gross and the tip was pretty light for such big shots.

replies 121Oct 31, 2017 6:31 PM +00:00

Nico needs to be fired pronto.

replies 122Oct 31, 2017 6:32 PM +00:00

What happened, R122?

replies 123Oct 31, 2017 6:37 PM +00:00

He brought his brother on the yacht, both of them drunk and abusive to his boss, EJ, who's being waaaaay too tolerant.

replies 124Oct 31, 2017 6:59 PM +00:00

R121, no, Kate was right, you have to learn to deal with touchy-feely drunk guests graciously in situations where you're plying them with drinks to get a tip. I didn't take Jen's complaint for anything more than a heads-up, this could become a problem, which is entirely appropriate. Kate was also instantly more attentive and careful to not leave Jen in an uncomfortable situation alone with them, also appropriate. Not every situation is a Harvey-level assault.

replies 125Oct 31, 2017 7:12 PM +00:00

EJ is an alien from another planet

replies 126Nov 1, 2017 5:00 AM +00:00

Can't stand Captain Lee or Kate. Last time I watched was season with Rocky. Talk about drama.

replies 127Nov 1, 2017 5:34 AM +00:00

Captain Lee is a Kenny Rogers impersonator when he is not sailing

replies 128Nov 1, 2017 6:28 AM +00:00

Kate cracks me up. I hope they're paying her a lot. Those guests were awful!! That fucking blonde girl should have been thrown over. Nico's brother is not cute but I do hope Jen got some.

replies 129Nov 1, 2017 1:48 PM +00:00

The dynamic between Kate and Jen is the only amusing thing about this season.

I don't know why, but seeing anorexic tiny Kate picking on even more tiny and anorexic Jen is hilarious.

I love when Kate forces Jen to dress up. That always cracks me up.

replies 130Nov 1, 2017 1:51 PM +00:00

Somebody quits in the next episode. Jen?

replies 131Nov 3, 2017 4:10 PM +00:00

Jen or Nico, unless someone else has a sudden unplanned emergency.

replies 132Nov 4, 2017 2:00 AM +00:00

I hope it's Nico.

replies 133Nov 4, 2017 4:33 AM +00:00

My favorite line:

Kate: "Bruno, if you want to be a stewardess..."

replies 134Nov 7, 2017 8:55 PM +00:00

Bruno is married to a guy. For like 3 years.

And he's bulked up considerably since filming. Lucky guy who gets to roam those hills.

replies 135Nov 7, 2017 9:50 PM +00:00

Yum yum!

replies 136Nov 8, 2017 5:01 AM +00:00

Is Bruno really gay? He was playing along eyeballing that trashy blond on the last charter. Then he told Charles had beautiful eyes too. So I am confused. To me he seems gay as a goose.

replies 137Nov 8, 2017 11:10 AM +00:00

Okay just looked at his Instagram and he is totally gay. Got it.

replies 138Nov 8, 2017 11:13 AM +00:00

He seems like he has a touch of lavender

replies 139Nov 8, 2017 11:16 AM +00:00

So has Bruno been servicing Matt?

replies 140Nov 8, 2017 12:15 PM +00:00

Why would Bruno be so quiet about it on the show and have an Instagram that is super gay?

replies 141Nov 8, 2017 12:48 PM +00:00

Bruno is definitely a bottom.

106 Likes, 8 Comments - Bruno Duarte (@bruknowsfit) on Instagram: “Workout hard and your body will look hot, eat clean and you will look healthy.. #fitness #workout…”
replies 142Nov 8, 2017 1:17 PM +00:00

Here's Bruno demonstrating how he takes a dick..

78 Likes, 2 Comments - Bruno Duarte (@bruknowsfit) on Instagram: “Stretch always...bruknows #fitness #muscle #stretch #befit #gym #workout #eatclean #instagood #photo”
replies 143Nov 8, 2017 1:20 PM +00:00

Or maybe Bruno's actually a top...

195 Likes, 13 Comments - Bruno & Jose (@bruno_e_jose) on Instagram: “Love u big time #relationshipgoals #mensweardaily #instagay #lgbt #couplegoals #kitchen #cooking…”
replies 144Nov 8, 2017 1:53 PM +00:00

They're both very handsome.

Now I'm actually shocked that Bruno kept his boyfriend a secret for the entire season.

349 Likes, 9 Comments - Bruno & Jose (@bruno_e_jose) on Instagram: “Valor your love and your relationship your life #belowdeck #couplegoals #foreverlove #love #sexy…”
replies 145Nov 8, 2017 1:55 PM +00:00

Bruno and Jose met outside a subway station. A real life TRICK!

369 Likes, 10 Comments - Bruno & Jose (@bruno_e_jose) on Instagram: ““Almost 3 years ago right outside of the subway entrance, our eyes met and we couldnt ignored the…”
--I heard that all the world's a stage...
replies 146Nov 8, 2017 2:09 PM +00:00

So which deckhand is coming back next week? Based on those short, clunky thighs shown in the promo i'm guessing Eddie.

replies 147Nov 8, 2017 4:49 PM +00:00

Can't be Eddie.

Eddie's a bosun, and they already have a bosun with EJ.

I think and hope it's Nico. He's a total dickhead.

replies 148Nov 8, 2017 5:32 PM +00:00

Nico never left, he just injured his funny bone.

replies 149Nov 9, 2017 3:06 AM +00:00

EJ is the one who is leaving, I think it's Eddie.

replies 150Nov 9, 2017 3:12 AM +00:00

EJ, the Bosun, is leaving so it may very well be Eddie.

replies 151Nov 9, 2017 2:44 PM +00:00

Kyle with the tranny gf is the new deckhand. Supposedly he gets into it with Jen. Grab your popcorn.

replies 152Nov 13, 2017 5:28 PM +00:00

So the charter hosts walked off the boat without saying goodbye to anyone? Tacky. The crew did everything they could to make the charter enjoyable and the guests seemed to be having a great time with the exception of Herb Alpert's (haven't heard that name in decades) daughter who seemed like an entitled bitch. Am I wrong or did it seem like Kyle was hitting on Bruno?

replies 153Nov 14, 2017 6:41 PM +00:00

Nico is not coming off well this season. I actually ended up being team EJ since he never ratted out Nico to the Captain. And, yes, the crew benefited from having him onboard even for a short period of time. Nico is a brat.

replies 154Nov 14, 2017 6:47 PM +00:00

No comments on Bruno admitting he's into guys?
replies 155Nov 14, 2017 7:28 PM +00:00

Bruno is adorable.

Jen is truly crazy. Who calls their boss a whore then tries to play the victim?

replies 156Nov 14, 2017 11:15 PM +00:00

r153 I think he was testing the waters with Bruno. Also why he stripped down in front of him. I hate Jen and Nico. I dont know how either can find work after this.

replies 157Nov 15, 2017 1:56 AM +00:00

I'd love to see some Kyle and Bruno action, but Bruno seems VERY devoted to his boyfriend.

Check his Instagram. They're in lurrrrrrrv.

Smart guy. When you have something good, you hold on to it with all your might.

701 Followers, 15 Following, 39 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from Bruno Duarte (@bruknowsfit)
replies 158Nov 15, 2017 1:07 PM +00:00

Bruno is much leaner on this show. I wonder if he has been hitting the roids?

replies 159Nov 16, 2017 2:25 AM +00:00

So Bruno isn't just "fluid" as he claimed on the show - he's full out 100% gay, right?

replies 160Nov 16, 2017 9:21 AM +00:00

Ay Dios mio!

468 Likes, 15 Comments - Bruno & Jose (@bruno_e_jose) on Instagram: ““People confuse ego, lust, insecurity with true love.” #instagood #instadaily #instagram…”
--Concerned Portuguese Bubble Butt Team Mom
replies 161Nov 16, 2017 9:31 AM +00:00

I loathed Nico with a passion after Season 4. Now, I wish his baby brother had taken Nico and the rest of his pig siblings with him. Disgusting obnoxious family.

replies 162Nov 16, 2017 9:33 AM +00:00

You can almost slip right in...

633 Likes, 22 Comments - BrunoBelowDeck (@bruno_acd) on Instagram: “Life makes you sometimes be upside down #love #life #challenges #morning #fight #lgbt #gay #naked…”
replies 163Nov 16, 2017 9:36 AM +00:00

Bruno's nutsack

726 Likes, 17 Comments - BrunoBelowDeck (@bruno_acd) on Instagram: “Whens cold you wear socks ???????? #winterfashion #socks #sexy #mensfashion #mensunderwear #muscle #hot…”
replies 164Nov 16, 2017 9:47 AM +00:00

Jose's hotdog warmer

667 Likes, 22 Comments - BrunoBelowDeck (@bruno_acd) on Instagram: “When u just want to lay in bed #bedroom #butt #getup #???? #love #gay #lgbt #hunk #muscle #instagay…”
replies 165Nov 16, 2017 9:47 AM +00:00

Kyle refusing to eat any of his food because trashy Jenn stuck her fork in the sauce was great. She deserves that. He is right about her. No manners.

replies 166Nov 21, 2017 5:30 PM +00:00

It was rude for Jen to stick her (clean) fork in Kyle's food, but then again she seems like white trash AND they were both flirting hard with each other, so she probably didn't know any better. Kyle must be bipolar or schizo to react the way he did.

replies 167Nov 22, 2017 4:22 AM +00:00

I honestly think Kyle is crazier than Jenn.

replies 168Nov 22, 2017 8:23 AM +00:00

Kyle is trash, himself. How many babies has he fathered by now?

replies 169Nov 22, 2017 9:03 AM +00:00
Kyle must be bipolar or schizo to react the way he did.

I think that he has real issues stemming from his sexuality.

He claims he's gay, then he claims to be straight but attracted to transexuals, then he hits on Sierra on the last season, and now he's hitting on Jen.

The guy is clearly fucked up, which translates into his anger issues.

Truly, I think he's gay but he just doesn't want to admit it.

replies 170Nov 22, 2017 1:23 PM +00:00

Kyle told Bruno he'd be on top! Mmmmmm

replies 171Nov 26, 2017 6:35 AM +00:00

Kyle's transgender gf (sorry, I can't remember her name) definitely got tired of his shit and moved on. She was way too smart for him. And now he's fathered another child? And he gets upset when peoiiple eat off his plate? Also, he was definitely hitting on Bruno but if Bruno is going to get fucked by anybody on that boat it's going to be big bear chef Matt.

replies 172Nov 26, 2017 8:06 AM +00:00

Kate is really the queen of shade. Her comment about Jenn's hairstyle put me under the table.

replies 173Nov 26, 2017 8:55 AM +00:00
he was definitely hitting on Bruno but if Bruno is going to get fucked by anybody on that boat it's going to be big bear chef Matt.

Agreed. I think the attraction was a bit mutual.

replies 174Nov 26, 2017 9:35 AM +00:00

There's definitely sexual tension between Matt and Bruno. If they were rooming together I wouldn't be surprised if they ended up fucking. But, Matt is stuck with creepy Niko and Bruno has psycho Jen.

replies 175Nov 26, 2017 11:18 AM +00:00

Bruno and Matt should definitely engage in receptive anal intercourse

--Anne L Lingus, MD
replies 176Nov 26, 2017 12:08 PM +00:00
And now he's fathered another child?

How'd you like to be one of those two poor kids, with Kyle as your father?

Ugh, I can only imagine.

replies 177Nov 26, 2017 12:11 PM +00:00

Jen is trailer trash.

--Keep away from my plate who're.
replies 178Nov 26, 2017 1:03 PM +00:00

R178 IT'S NOT MY PLATE!!!!!!

--Shannon, fat OC housewife
replies 179Nov 26, 2017 3:59 PM +00:00

Matt finds his mojo again. Kate is snarky as ever and is soo over it. Nico is going running back to his girlfriend. Jen and Kyle are both still batshit. Bruno fucked up and got a rope burn. Baker is really horny and pissed she wasted her time on Ned Flanders.

replies 180Nov 29, 2017 10:18 AM +00:00

50k for this kind of service? Bunch of loons.

replies 181Nov 29, 2017 10:53 AM +00:00

Does anyone think Baker is actually a lesbian?

replies 182Nov 29, 2017 12:03 PM +00:00

I love Baker. She's smart and knows how to handle people (even nutjobs like Jen). She seems genuinely nice but, yeah, I did get a dyke vibe at first.

replies 183Nov 29, 2017 5:28 PM +00:00

Did anyone find EJ attractive? Whenever I think about having sex with him, I just can't.

replies 184Dec 2, 2017 12:55 PM +00:00

EJ was strangely asexual. He's not a bad looking guy, fit and personable, so he should be pulling, but he doesn't. And it's not just his Canadian-ness either. It's an indefinable way he moves/acts/talks. Puzzling.

replies 185Dec 3, 2017 6:33 AM +00:00

He was kind of like a robot, pretending to be human.

replies 186Dec 3, 2017 9:31 AM +00:00
He was kind of like a robot, pretending to be human.

He's Canadian, so that's what it is.

replies 187Dec 4, 2017 1:02 PM +00:00

I have a Canadian friend who is also a bit like a robot. He has a huge cock though so all is forgiven.

replies 188Dec 4, 2017 1:48 PM +00:00

Last Charter of the Season.

Nico: I may be a macho man, I may have muscles and a chiseled jaw line.

WHAT? Nico, you do not have a chiseled jaw line.
replies 189Dec 5, 2017 7:04 PM +00:00

Nico got the stripes he so whined for all season in spite of doing a crappy job, fucking and fucking OVER a member of the interior crew, being disrespectful to his superior (EJ) and just being a cunt. He must have blown Captain Lee. His treatment of Brianna was deplorable and, hopefully, the girlfriend he ran home to has dumped his scrawny ass by now. I would have given him more credit if he had been honest with Brianna instead of using his family and dead brother as an excuse to go home. Scum.

replies 190Dec 6, 2017 1:08 PM +00:00

Will there be a reunion this season?

replies 191Dec 6, 2017 1:14 PM +00:00

Reunion next week in the Bravo Clubhouse

replies 192Dec 6, 2017 1:26 PM +00:00

Nico revealed himself to be a typical pencil necked straight guy who thinks he's hot. Honey; you ain't all that.

--But I'd still pound him.
replies 193Dec 6, 2017 1:55 PM +00:00

Nico is not hot at all. Especially if you out him next to Bruno who does actually have a body worth looking at.

replies 194Dec 6, 2017 2:07 PM +00:00
But I'd still pound him.

Me too. Into the concrete.

--With a sledgehammer.
replies 195Dec 6, 2017 2:08 PM +00:00

Most of the guys this season weren't hot. Bruno's great, Nico would do in a pinch, but the drunk chef? EJ? Chris? Kyle? Lot of "nope" there.

replies 196Dec 6, 2017 3:00 PM +00:00

Nico has really cheap looking tats. Did his mom draw them on his back with a magic marker?

replies 197Dec 6, 2017 4:07 PM +00:00

It looks like Adam will be the chef on the next season of Below Deck Mediterranean.

replies 198Dec 6, 2017 4:15 PM +00:00

NIco suffered for those tatts last season (or the season before?) when he was in the jacuzzi with a guest (?) who was saying the same thing about his tatts (magic marker). He got all hurt and said he did it when he was young. I noticed he didn't take his shirt off much this time.

replies 199Dec 6, 2017 4:55 PM +00:00

I think Chef Matt is hot as hell and I would engage in anal receptive intercourse with him for 2 hours and 17 minutes

replies 200Dec 7, 2017 6:25 AM +00:00

Nico, typical coward, bad tats. Loser. Bad accent. Please don't cast him next season.

replies 201Dec 8, 2017 8:42 AM +00:00

Other than Kate, who is a perfect reality TV heroine/villain, who else from this season do you want to see next year? In my opinion, Nico proved himself to be a loser and none of the new people broke through as entertaining.

replies 202Dec 8, 2017 8:57 AM +00:00

I wish Captain Sandy could be in EVERY season!

Jen is a complete moron and annoying but that also makes for good entertainment.

replies 203Dec 8, 2017 9:01 AM +00:00

I liked Bruno for eye candy but he was a minor player. Most of the drama is the interior, chef and guests.

replies 204Dec 8, 2017 9:24 AM +00:00

Kyle is always entertaining, I'd have him back (or on his).

replies 205Dec 8, 2017 9:41 AM +00:00

What happened to Kyle's girlfriend?

replies 206Dec 8, 2017 11:13 AM +00:00

R206 which one ? the one with the kid or the trannie?

replies 207Dec 8, 2017 11:20 AM +00:00

I think Kyle is cute and probably a wild fuck.

replies 208Dec 8, 2017 11:23 AM +00:00

Kyle is probably very kinky, but may have questionable anal hygiene

replies 209Dec 8, 2017 11:26 AM +00:00

Kyle undoubtedly has dick cheese.

replies 210Dec 8, 2017 11:28 AM +00:00

Yum to dick cheese

replies 211Dec 8, 2017 11:31 AM +00:00

I'd bring back Kyle and Matt (only because I think Matt is cute and dumb). Bruno is like the new Kelly. Not very interesting and does bring much to the show but nice to look at. Jen should stay home with her kid.

replies 212Dec 8, 2017 5:55 PM +00:00

It’s a huge step down from Rocky and Ben to Kyle and Matt.

Kyle is an unattractive and creepy mush mouth and Matt is dull.

Maybe it’s time to start over with a whole new crew yet again.

replies 213Dec 8, 2017 6:20 PM +00:00

Matt makes messy bms

replies 214Dec 11, 2017 12:26 PM +00:00

“chiseled jawline?!” Oh, Nico, you are hilarious!!!

replies 215Dec 11, 2017 1:00 PM +00:00

Bruno must be juicing or heavily on supplements. Looking at his insta he has put on a lot of mass.

replies 216Dec 11, 2017 2:07 PM +00:00

Did anyone watch the reunion? Was it good? Any news about next season?

I lost interest weeks ago but I’m hopeful that they can turn it around with a better cast next season.

replies 217Dec 12, 2017 5:04 PM +00:00

I thought Bruno tried to be nice to Kate early on but she obviously didn't care for him at all, which really came out tonight. Surprises me because I'd think they'd get along.

Felt sorry for Matt as he came across as an idiot who had to be led by the hand, perhaps not entirely unfair.

Kate and Jen are friends now, inexplicably.

It was mostly dull, though. Andy's mouth was agape as Capt Lee ripped into Nico.

replies 218Dec 12, 2017 5:22 PM +00:00

Clearly everyone watched the season and are embarrassed by their actions. Jen was very humble and she and Kate were very buddy buddy. Captain Lee had no idea of what was going on. Matt is a sweet guy. Nico got alot of heat for his behavior and rightfully so.

replies 219Dec 12, 2017 6:06 PM +00:00

"Kate and Jen are friends now, inexplicably."

Not so 'inexplicably.' Jen is a single mother with a daughter to support.

Kate's ego will not allow her to consider she's the one being used as a 'resource.' Good.

replies 220Dec 12, 2017 6:21 PM +00:00
Captain Lee had no idea of what was going on.

That's a good thing. Lee more or less said in the beginning he didn't want to have to deal with people complaining about others and firings would happen. It's not his job to handle petty bullshit.

That's why there are supervisors and underlings: Deal with the problems! Kate never complained once about Jen to Capt Lee.

replies 221Dec 12, 2017 6:31 PM +00:00

replies 222Dec 12, 2017 6:38 PM +00:00

"Kate never complained once about Jen to Capt Lee. "

Though she did threaten Jen that she would do so, in her special, manipulative manner: "What would Capt. Lee say if he knew you did . . . "

Grease fire.

replies 223Dec 12, 2017 6:38 PM +00:00

Bruno's "no labels" nonsense undercuts his appeal.

replies 224Dec 12, 2017 11:15 PM +00:00

Honestly, I cannot picture Bruno with a woman unless he's doing her hair. Kyle looks like he rarely bathes. Captain Lee looked disgusted but I was kinda shocked that he said he would work with Niko again after saying he never would have promoted him to Bosun had he been aware of his petty behavior. Matt was sweet and even more lovable when he admitted he couldn't have pulled off the last meal without Kate's help. However, I thought his excuse about being distracted because of his ex girlfriend was lame.

replies 225Dec 13, 2017 6:17 AM +00:00

Nico kept trying to blame his erratic behavior on his brother's death. Coward. Oh, and he's single again. GF dumped his ass while the show was airing (guess she had a problem with him and Bree in bed?) and Briana doesn't want him back.

replies 226Dec 13, 2017 6:18 AM +00:00

Nico single? How could anyone resist his “chiseled jawline?”

replies 227Dec 13, 2017 6:25 AM +00:00

Even though Chef Matt has messy bms, I would still do him

replies 228Dec 13, 2017 7:43 AM +00:00

Bruno looked really different, very beefy, must be 25lbs heavier.. His no labels issue is his own. He couldn't even say the word gay. Portugal, catholic. Those are his issues.

replies 229Dec 13, 2017 9:38 AM +00:00

Loved Kyle and Bruno's bonding moment talking about being bisexual. I thought it was very sweet.

replies 230Jul 15, 2018 9:24 AM +00:00

Are we sure Matt the chef is straight? He could be bisexual. He's Canadian, it's always hard to tell with them. He seemed very fond of Bruno. I'm just saying.

replies 231Jul 15, 2018 9:33 AM +00:00

Watching the reunion now. Unpopular opinion but I liked Bruno more when he was leaner. I like twinks. Second, I think he and the boyfriend broke up.

replies 232Jul 15, 2018 12:40 PM +00:00

Where is the more recent thread?

replies 233Oct 23, 2018 4:19 PM +00:00

here you go r233

Premieres October 2 on Bravo.Capt. Lee and Kate are back, with a new male steward.
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replies 234Oct 23, 2018 4:30 PM +00:00

Here you go r233

Premieres October 2 on Bravo.Capt. Lee and Kate are back, with a new male steward.
the DataLounge
replies 235Oct 23, 2018 4:30 PM +00:00