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Below Deck--Season 5

Nico and Kate are back but everyone else is new.

Is this show still fun trash? Or just trash?

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--Anonymous
replies 213Sep 4, 2017 4:45 PM +00:00

It's hilarious that they're promoting Kate as a "man eater" considering the last time we saw her, she was a muff eater.

Watch your back! ???? Kate Chastain is making her return as Chief Stew on an all-new season of #BelowDeck Tuesday, September 5 @ 9/8c.
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--Anonymous
replies 1Sep 4, 2017 4:47 PM +00:00

Dong?

--Anonymous
replies 2Sep 4, 2017 4:48 PM +00:00

No Chef Ben this season. :-(

It appears "Em's" has made an 'honest man' out of him.

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--Anonymous
replies 3Sep 4, 2017 4:51 PM +00:00

The new chef is hot. I hope he doesn't turn out to be a douche as that would be a boner killer.

Do they break the boat this year? Of course, Bravo will save that for the finale episode.

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--Anonymous
replies 4Sep 4, 2017 4:57 PM +00:00

Capt. Lee is Kate's surrogate Daddy; and Kate is Capt. Lee's surrogate trophy wife.

Not watching this lap of the series -

--Anonymous
replies 5Sep 4, 2017 6:24 PM +00:00

As long as that smiling jack ass Bobby is not there, I'm on board.

--Seriously. That guy's an ass.
replies 6Sep 4, 2017 7:15 PM +00:00

Premiers tonight!

--Anonymous
replies 7Sep 5, 2017 2:15 PM +00:00

Oh dear.

--Anonymous
replies 8Sep 5, 2017 2:28 PM +00:00

This "I lived off the grid for four months" girl is gonna get on my nerves

--Anonymous
replies 9Sep 5, 2017 6:51 PM +00:00

Are Ben and Emily still together?

--Anonymous
replies 10Sep 9, 2017 10:35 AM +00:00

Kate lived in Melbourne, FL. It's unclear from her Twitter if she has evacuated or not.

--Anonymous
replies 11Sep 9, 2017 10:56 AM +00:00

Lives not lived

--Anonymous
replies 12Sep 9, 2017 10:57 AM +00:00

bruno...hello!

--Anonymous
replies 13Sep 9, 2017 12:04 PM +00:00

This season isn't doing it for me.

Nico is cute but he can't carry a show all by himself. Kate is basically the only cast member that we're familiar with. Everyone else is a newbie, and I don't sense any compelling personalities.

It's funny because with this season of Below Deck Med, the only returnees were Hanner and Bobby, but I was instantly drawn in by Max, Wes, Adam, Malia and Capt. Sandy.

With this season of BD, they're making out Capt. Lee to be some kind of "star" (which he isn't), and Kate doesn't have much to go with because everyone else is new. Nico seems out of it because filming must have been right after his brother died.

And don't get me started on the new crew. They're not only green, but they're also complete vapid idiots.

BRAVO has been getting casting for shows all wrong, lately. First this horrid season of OC, and now Below Deck.

I say they should get the casting right the first time, even if it means postponing the season. Nobody wants to watch a dud.

--Anonymous
replies 14Sep 9, 2017 4:40 PM +00:00

Kate just confirmed on twitter that she evacuated to a hotel in Orlando.

--Anonymous
replies 15Sep 9, 2017 7:08 PM +00:00

I agree about the casting, but from the previews (I know, I know they only show the good stuff in the previews) it does look like some of the new cast ends up going a little crazy. Doesn't the chef get drunk and decide he wants to hook up with one of the steward-ESS-es?

--Anonymous
replies 16Sep 10, 2017 4:49 AM +00:00

So this woman always wanted to work on a yacht (TV show?) so she dumped her 8 year old daughter on the little girl's grandfather and said goodbye for 4 months?

Is that normal? Don't most mothers dread being away from their young kids?

--Anonymous
replies 17Sep 12, 2017 7:01 PM +00:00

Obnoxious gay men get drunk and handsy with the straight male crew members next week. Tune in to laugh at the sex-obsessed gays with more money than tact!

--Andy C
replies 18Sep 13, 2017 7:35 AM +00:00

When Nico was telling the chef about his brother's death, I wanted to hug him so badly! I was hoping he would climb into the chef's bunk for a consoling cuddle.

--Anonymous
replies 19Sep 13, 2017 8:13 AM +00:00

The former Christian party animal het bro, keeps saying how hot the chef is. One of the girls asked if he went that way and he looked at her in horror, he also kept referring to his love of ass.

Sadly the new castmembers are dumb AND boring and none of the guys are hot imho. I love Kate but I'm not going to be able to watch this season just for her. The Portuguese guy looks like a mix between soccer players Ronaldo and Suarez but not doing it for me.

--Anonymous
replies 20Sep 13, 2017 4:30 PM +00:00

I watched a rerun of the most recent episode. One scene was interesting: Kate was nursing a bottle of "Ensure." J couldn't help but think, 'It, and three (or 16) menthol lights, were probably all she consumed that day.'

--Anonymous
replies 21Sep 13, 2017 6:09 PM +00:00

Chris Brown, the former Christian, has terrible eyebrows.

--Anonymous
replies 22Sep 13, 2017 6:19 PM +00:00

Nico doesn't have a big enough personality so Kate is going to have to carry this season by herself. She deserves a big raise.

I'm discouraged to see so much of the captain in these episodes. He's such a sour old scold and no fun to watch. I hope the size of his role shrinks considerably over the coming episodes.

That voice! That hair! That sour puss resting bitch face! That gold jewelry! Hate him.

--Anonymous
replies 23Sep 13, 2017 6:36 PM +00:00

Capt. Lee: in addition to his gold jewelry, you can bet he reeks of Certs and Ralph Lauren Polo!

--He's a Stinky-poo!
replies 24Sep 13, 2017 6:40 PM +00:00

I find it odd that none of the old cast wanted to come back besides Kate and Nico.

--Anonymous
replies 25Sep 14, 2017 1:10 AM +00:00

I find it odd also-I guess they don't pay as well as Real Housewives.

--Anonymous
replies 26Sep 14, 2017 4:03 AM +00:00

Even though there's considerable cast turnover each year, they used to hire interesting and outrageous characters like Kat and Rocky. This year and last year, the new hires are not yachties and not interesting or fun to watch.

--Anonymous
replies 27Sep 14, 2017 5:43 AM +00:00

Is anyone else watching? This season is pretty dull so far. Even the outrageous gays are dull.

--Anonymous
replies 28Sep 20, 2017 5:48 PM +00:00

I feel sorry for Captain Lee and Kate. Bravo has resorted to casting people who have zero experience because they think they would good for the show. As it turns out, it's just the opposite. Hopefully Captain Lee and Kate are making more money for having to do all the work, both on the yacht and on the show.

--Anonymous
replies 29Sep 20, 2017 6:15 PM +00:00

Capt. Lee was on WWHL and I could not help but notice his enormous bulge. Daddy is packing. And no I wouldn't.

--Anonymous
replies 30Sep 21, 2017 3:10 AM +00:00

Kate will be hosting her own podcast if you care.

It can't be any worse than the Brandi Glanville podcast, I guess.

There’s a lot more to navigate than open water when you’re a crew member on a chartered yacht — just ask anyone from the casts of Below Deck or Below Deck Mediterranean. Better yet, ask yachtie veteran Kate Chastain. When Below Deck Med set sail for Season 1, Kate quickly found her voicemail full with messages from new cast members looking for guidance.
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--Anonymous
replies 31Sep 21, 2017 8:23 AM +00:00

Do you think Bruno with the hot body gay? I was thinking the big bear-like chef was hot, until he started talking about wanting to bang one of the stews.

--Anonymous
replies 32Sep 30, 2017 4:28 AM +00:00

R32 he used the term "balloon knot" to refer to her clit too. Never heard that one before?

--Anonymous
replies 33Sep 30, 2017 4:44 AM +00:00

I thought "balloon knot" was her asshole. He was talking about her butt and then said, "I'd lick her balloon knot."

--Anonymous
replies 34Oct 2, 2017 3:03 AM +00:00

Wasn't it the goofy virgin/ex Christian who was talking about balloon knots and not Bruno?

--Anonymous
replies 35Oct 2, 2017 3:54 AM +00:00

Yeah, I think it was the Chris Brown Experience.

--Chris Brown's Huge Eyebrows
replies 36Oct 2, 2017 7:21 AM +00:00

Nico is very cute and I would sniff his hole for 2 hours and 34 minutes after a long deck swabbing session.

--Anonymous
replies 37Oct 2, 2017 8:31 AM +00:00

Yes, correct, balloon knot refers to butthole not clit. My bad. Strange thing to say for a straight guy??

--Anonymous
replies 38Oct 2, 2017 9:51 AM +00:00

Maybe he is not so straight?

--Anonymous
replies 39Oct 3, 2017 11:57 AM +00:00

"Cool beans!"

--EJ the Bosun
replies 40Oct 3, 2017 5:23 PM +00:00

The new bosun seems like a real dick. Finally, some drama. The bear-ish chef is hot. Nico is not. Dumbazz Chris has the best body of any of them including sushi platter boy. Probably the dullest season of the show so far and I'm a huge fan.

--Anonymous
replies 41Oct 3, 2017 5:31 PM +00:00

I agree about Chris. He's a total zero in terms of personality, but he's attractive. I'd hit that one for sure.

--Anonymous
replies 42Oct 3, 2017 5:35 PM +00:00

This week's charter guests did seem extremely boring.

--Anonymous
replies 43Oct 3, 2017 6:15 PM +00:00

Bring back Chef Ben!

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--Anonymous
replies 44Oct 3, 2017 6:22 PM +00:00

They need more gay crew members like Dave from season 1.

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--Anonymous
replies 45Oct 3, 2017 6:25 PM +00:00

Sexy Dave..

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--Anonymous
replies 46Oct 3, 2017 6:27 PM +00:00

We need more of this...

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--Anonymous
replies 47Oct 3, 2017 6:28 PM +00:00

My favorite BD roommates ever!

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--Anonymous
replies 48Oct 3, 2017 6:36 PM +00:00

The Viewers' Choice "Below Deck Dream Crew"!

Capt. Lee, Chef Ben, Kate, David, Kyle, Kelly, Bobby, Kat, Rocky, Adrienne -

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--Anonymous
replies 49Oct 3, 2017 6:37 PM +00:00

Don't forget Eddie, R49!

--Anonymous
replies 50Oct 3, 2017 6:38 PM +00:00

Yes, AND EDDIE!

--Anonymous
replies 51Oct 3, 2017 6:41 PM +00:00

I totes wanna fuck Nico.

--Anonymous
replies 52Oct 3, 2017 6:49 PM +00:00

This Nico?

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--Anonymous
replies 53Oct 3, 2017 6:53 PM +00:00

Everybody knows David started out in porn, right?

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--Anonymous
replies 54Oct 3, 2017 7:00 PM +00:00

Yes, R54. But we were trying to keep it classy.

That said, I'm surprised that he's a top. I always pictured him as a very passive bottom kind of guy.

--Anonymous
replies 55Oct 3, 2017 7:14 PM +00:00

r55 I forget who his bf/fiance/husband is but David totally reads as a bottom in that relationship. I think he topped in his porn scenes because he was the only gay one and it was just easier to have the straight guy lay there with his feet in the air.

--Anonymous
replies 56Oct 3, 2017 7:29 PM +00:00

Here's his bf, R56.

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--Anonymous
replies 57Oct 3, 2017 7:38 PM +00:00

And here...

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--Anonymous
replies 58Oct 3, 2017 7:39 PM +00:00

And here.

--Anonymous
replies 59Oct 3, 2017 7:55 PM +00:00

r41, I haven't noticed his body because all I can see is his eyebrows.

--Anonymous
replies 60Oct 4, 2017 5:27 AM +00:00

I think EJ is gay. He looks Bruno up and down when introduced.

--Anonymous
replies 61Oct 4, 2017 5:47 PM +00:00

Why does it seem like the new guy actually knows nothing?

--Anonymous
replies 62Oct 4, 2017 5:48 PM +00:00

I don't like Nico but I loathe the new bosun even more. Something tells me he's not going to be around for very long. There's an upcoming episode where hunky Chris takes his shirt off so we have something to look forward to. Bruno is gay, right?

--Anonymous
replies 63Oct 4, 2017 6:16 PM +00:00

Omg if I had my room taken away and i had to sleep next to the toilet paper in the kitchen I would take the hint that they don't want me.

I do hope it's nico that leaves what a whiny pos. He is not bosun material even if he was the best of the deck crew, the bar was set WAY low with this crew.

--Anonymous
replies 64Oct 5, 2017 2:10 AM +00:00

Chris is getting fired. Nobody likes him and he's a crappy worker. He should also stop drinking. Nico's a babe. Bruno is sooooo gay.

--Anonymous
replies 65Oct 5, 2017 2:38 AM +00:00

Hello, Nico's brother died suddenly! I think the guy gets a pass.

--Chris' clothes hangers in the crew mess
replies 66Oct 5, 2017 5:53 AM +00:00

I would sniff the chef's hole, but probably end up licking Nico's hole for 1 hour and 43 minutes

--Anonymous
replies 67Oct 5, 2017 9:48 AM +00:00

he was eyeing bruno

--Anonymous
replies 68Oct 5, 2017 10:46 AM +00:00

Was that Chris' fine naked ass we got a lingering look at this week? Wow!

--Anonymous
replies 69Oct 7, 2017 1:47 PM +00:00

This season is so boring

--Anonymous
replies 70Oct 7, 2017 4:33 PM +00:00

That was a nice lingering view of Chris's ass. He's the hottest of the crew. Bruno is too cut but you know that dick is huge.

--Anonymous
replies 71Oct 8, 2017 7:17 AM +00:00

They had to stuff Bruno when he was the sushi platter.

--Anonymous
replies 72Oct 8, 2017 1:06 PM +00:00

Which one of the charter guests stuffed Bruno after the sushi?

--Anonymous
replies 73Oct 9, 2017 6:35 AM +00:00

Bruno has a killer bod, but a disturbing face

--Anonymous
replies 74Oct 9, 2017 8:07 AM +00:00

Ok did they really need to show the lobsters and crabs slowly dying?

--Anonymous
replies 75Oct 10, 2017 6:47 PM +00:00

Triggered.

--Anonymous
replies 76Oct 10, 2017 6:51 PM +00:00

I find Nico just OK, but fuckable. Not into bear types but the chef was pretty fuckable, too, drunk on the nude beach. Bruno's cute, seems like a bossy bottom.

--Anonymous
replies 77Oct 10, 2017 6:55 PM +00:00

Bruno is barely on the show. Get a good look because he won't be coming back.

--Anonymous
replies 78Oct 10, 2017 7:15 PM +00:00

Omg, omg,omg... Nico is sooooooooo dreamy!

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--Anonymous
replies 79Oct 11, 2017 6:52 AM +00:00

Yum, yum! Looks like he dropped some poundage and shredded up

--Anonymous
replies 80Oct 11, 2017 7:17 AM +00:00

Nico has shitty tats. Seriously there is nothing worse than shitty tats. It speaks volumes about a person. Sorry Nico. What kind of name is Sholly anyway?

--Anonymous
replies 81Oct 11, 2017 8:28 AM +00:00

Nico is short for Nickolas which is just annoying. It's like the guy with the soul patch and frosted tips named Christopher who insists on being called Topher.

--Anonymous
replies 82Oct 11, 2017 8:36 AM +00:00

Maybe he is Greek? But again, Scholly? That is a weird name.

--Anonymous
replies 83Oct 11, 2017 8:38 AM +00:00

I dont care about the tats. I just want to explore his no-no for a while

--Anonymous
replies 84Oct 11, 2017 9:52 AM +00:00

Hahaha r82. Dolf Dietrich;s real name is Topher Ellsworth. Priceless.

--Anonymous
replies 85Oct 12, 2017 4:19 AM +00:00

Ohhh that charter guest mentioned Harvey Weinstein!

I bet he wishes he didn't.

--Anonymous
replies 86Oct 17, 2017 5:34 PM +00:00

Also Bruno is an adorable sous chef.

--Anonymous
replies 87Oct 17, 2017 5:40 PM +00:00

Niko is hot but such a spoiled brat. E.J. Might be a dork, but he handled the Niko childishness like an adult professional should in a workplace. He moved on from Niko’s outburst and didnt go running tp the captain. He does his job and attempts to train and make the other deckhands better. I came into this season liking Niko, but he is showing himself to be pretty, but empty person. Very entitled.

--Anonymous
replies 88Oct 18, 2017 8:03 PM +00:00

You're kind, R88.

Nico has been acting like a downright cunt.

I actually liked him last season, but I can't stand him anymore. He's arrogant, rude, and now he's acting like a complete asshole.

Next week, he trashes a woman for dating someone "who looks like her grandfather!!!"

And as truthful as he might be, it still makes him a complete and utter asshole.

--Anonymous
replies 89Oct 18, 2017 8:18 PM +00:00

Normally I would agree about Nico, but the guy gets a pass. His brother had JUST died before the season. You really can't judge his behavior.

--Anonymous
replies 90Oct 19, 2017 12:12 AM +00:00

My god, look what he's done to his beautiful arms.

--Anonymous
replies 91Oct 19, 2017 1:19 AM +00:00

If his brother just died he should have stayed home. I can't tell if the chef is dumb, inept, untalented or slow? *who* serves bananas foster (again) with chocolate ice cream!

Definitely a nicer person BUT He's no Ben!

--Anonymous
replies 92Oct 19, 2017 1:34 AM +00:00

The chef is basic. And who goes on a date and gets completely blotto?

Agree about Nico, he is a little d-bag. Loved Kate's description of the new Bosun as Ned Flanders.

The humiliation of Jen continues, I like her, she is loopy as hell but seems sweet.

--Anonymous
replies 93Oct 19, 2017 2:30 AM +00:00

Not all of us have the financial means to quit our jobs when a loved one dies. I'm sure that if staying home had been a viable option for Nico, he would have done it.

--Death sucks, grief sucks, worry sucks, money issues suck
replies 94Oct 19, 2017 4:08 AM +00:00

Jen lost me when she started to complain about Kate to her eight year old daughter? Really? You have 10 minutes to talk to your kid and you want to waste it complaining about work? i didn't like Nico last season and like him even less this season. He also came off as a douche as WWHL. BRING BACK KELLY!!!!! I can't believe we got a shot of Captain Lee stretched out on his bed in his private cabin. Next time I hope he's shirtless.

--Anonymous
replies 95Oct 19, 2017 5:10 AM +00:00

There was a shot of Capt. Lee shirtless sunbathing..did you miss it?

--Anonymous
replies 96Oct 19, 2017 11:43 AM +00:00

Jen is really out there, I mean who goes and leaves an 8 year old to clean toilets? But I find her endearing. I especially like it when they dress her up. Not impressed with Nico, and Ned Flanders handled himself well. He is annoying though.

--Buddy Boy
replies 97Oct 19, 2017 12:26 PM +00:00

I'll only watch Below Deck if Kelly and his big dick are on.

--Anonymous
replies 98Oct 19, 2017 12:33 PM +00:00

I would like to see Nico and the chef engage in receptive anal intercourse

--Anonymous
replies 99Oct 20, 2017 5:31 AM +00:00

Jen isn't just cleaning toilets, she's a featured performer on a hit cable TV reality show.

--Anonymous
replies 100Oct 20, 2017 6:00 AM +00:00

The new dude EJ is very odd, disturbing even. Is he gay, straight, hermaphrodite?

--Anonymous
replies 101Oct 23, 2017 11:02 AM +00:00

R96 The last couple of episodes have featured Captain Lee shirtless shots. Please stop.

--Anonymous
replies 102Oct 23, 2017 3:48 PM +00:00

I want to seduce EJ.

He looks like someone who would accept a blowjob from another guy, most likely someone like Bruno.

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--Anonymous
replies 103Oct 23, 2017 4:08 PM +00:00

More Kelly.... yes please!

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--Anonymous
replies 104Oct 23, 2017 4:08 PM +00:00

EJ's handsome in a very whitebread sorta way.

I'd like to cuddle with him.

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--Anonymous
replies 105Oct 23, 2017 4:13 PM +00:00

Is Brianna part black?

Her name is Brianna Adekeye, and that definitely sounds like an African name to me.

She's really gorgeous.

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--Anonymous
replies 106Oct 23, 2017 4:20 PM +00:00

Bruno looks and acts very much like a crush I had in my 20's. I nearly got him to let me suck him off, one of my great regrets that it never happened.

--Anonymous
replies 107Oct 24, 2017 9:50 AM +00:00

Bruno is actually handsome from certain angles. He does have a great bod. Being Portuguese, he also most likely has an immaculate anus.

--Anonymous
replies 108Oct 24, 2017 11:58 AM +00:00

I want to see the chef topping Bruno, roughly.

--Anonymous
replies 109Oct 24, 2017 5:05 PM +00:00

I've said it once here, and I'll say it again: this "Baller," Capt. Lee, with his 'expensive' gold jewelry and his "Chiclets" (teeth) practically guarantees he reeks of Ralph Lauren Polo and Certs breath mints in person.

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--Sunglasses on my head
replies 110Oct 24, 2017 5:22 PM +00:00

"Chiclets"!

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--Sunglasses on my head
replies 111Oct 24, 2017 5:23 PM +00:00

Totally R110. Capt. Lee is a cheeseball extraordinaire.

--Anonymous
replies 112Oct 26, 2017 7:11 AM +00:00

Cap'n Lee does not always wash his scrotum thoroughly

--Anonymous
replies 113Oct 26, 2017 11:45 AM +00:00

Those scene of him laying out in the sun really grossed me out. Skin cancer is so hot!

--Anonymous
replies 114Oct 26, 2017 12:07 PM +00:00

I hate Nico, his bad tats and his Chicago accent. Look like we get to meet his charming brother next episode.

--Anonymous
replies 115Oct 27, 2017 3:30 AM +00:00

R115 the dead one?

--Anonymous
replies 116Oct 27, 2017 4:44 AM +00:00

I'm heavily turned on by the chef's bromance with Bruno. And he must have really fucked up with his ex girlfriend who doesn't even want to see him when he gets back home. Love that she was very calm and friendly on the phone before she shot him down. That just proves he did something really, really bad.

--Anonymous
replies 117Oct 27, 2017 7:30 AM +00:00

I think Chef wants to be inside Bruno to the maximum depth!

--Anonymous
replies 118Oct 27, 2017 7:34 AM +00:00

I have a hard time believing Bruno is straight.

--Anonymous
replies 119Oct 27, 2017 7:36 AM +00:00

I don't, R119. He's a typical slightly-dim-witted good-natured good-looking straight dofus. Unlike Bobby, who is a slightly-dim-wittted but not good-natured dofus.

--Anonymous
replies 120Oct 27, 2017 11:57 AM +00:00

Does anyone else think Kate took Jen's sexual harassment claim a little too lightly? I would have at least informed the Captain and kept Jen away from those guests or at least not leave her unsupervised. Those guests were gross and the tip was pretty light for such big shots.

--Anonymous
replies 121Oct 31, 2017 6:31 PM +00:00

Nico needs to be fired pronto.

--Anonymous
replies 122Oct 31, 2017 6:32 PM +00:00

What happened, R122?

--Anonymous
replies 123Oct 31, 2017 6:37 PM +00:00

He brought his brother on the yacht, both of them drunk and abusive to his boss, EJ, who's being waaaaay too tolerant.

--Anonymous
replies 124Oct 31, 2017 6:59 PM +00:00

R121, no, Kate was right, you have to learn to deal with touchy-feely drunk guests graciously in situations where you're plying them with drinks to get a tip. I didn't take Jen's complaint for anything more than a heads-up, this could become a problem, which is entirely appropriate. Kate was also instantly more attentive and careful to not leave Jen in an uncomfortable situation alone with them, also appropriate. Not every situation is a Harvey-level assault.

--Anonymous
replies 125Oct 31, 2017 7:12 PM +00:00

EJ is an alien from another planet

--Anonymous
replies 126Nov 1, 2017 5:00 AM +00:00

Can't stand Captain Lee or Kate. Last time I watched was season with Rocky. Talk about drama.

--Anonymous
replies 127Nov 1, 2017 5:34 AM +00:00

Captain Lee is a Kenny Rogers impersonator when he is not sailing

--Anonymous
replies 128Nov 1, 2017 6:28 AM +00:00

Kate cracks me up. I hope they're paying her a lot. Those guests were awful!! That fucking blonde girl should have been thrown over. Nico's brother is not cute but I do hope Jen got some.

--Anonymous
replies 129Nov 1, 2017 1:48 PM +00:00

The dynamic between Kate and Jen is the only amusing thing about this season.

I don't know why, but seeing anorexic tiny Kate picking on even more tiny and anorexic Jen is hilarious.

I love when Kate forces Jen to dress up. That always cracks me up.

--Anonymous
replies 130Nov 1, 2017 1:51 PM +00:00

Somebody quits in the next episode. Jen?

--Anonymous
replies 131Nov 3, 2017 4:10 PM +00:00

Jen or Nico, unless someone else has a sudden unplanned emergency.

--Anonymous
replies 132Nov 4, 2017 2:00 AM +00:00

I hope it's Nico.

--Anonymous
replies 133Nov 4, 2017 4:33 AM +00:00

My favorite line:

Kate: "Bruno, if you want to be a stewardess..."

--Anonymous
replies 134Nov 7, 2017 8:55 PM +00:00

Bruno is married to a guy. For like 3 years.

And he's bulked up considerably since filming. Lucky guy who gets to roam those hills.

--Anonymous
replies 135Nov 7, 2017 9:50 PM +00:00

Yum yum!

--Anonymous
replies 136Nov 8, 2017 5:01 AM +00:00

Is Bruno really gay? He was playing along eyeballing that trashy blond on the last charter. Then he told Charles had beautiful eyes too. So I am confused. To me he seems gay as a goose.

--Anonymous
replies 137Nov 8, 2017 11:10 AM +00:00

Okay just looked at his Instagram and he is totally gay. Got it.

--Anonymous
replies 138Nov 8, 2017 11:13 AM +00:00

He seems like he has a touch of lavender

--Anonymous
replies 139Nov 8, 2017 11:16 AM +00:00

So has Bruno been servicing Matt?

--Anonymous
replies 140Nov 8, 2017 12:15 PM +00:00

Why would Bruno be so quiet about it on the show and have an Instagram that is super gay?

--Anonymous
replies 141Nov 8, 2017 12:48 PM +00:00

Bruno is definitely a bottom.

106 Likes, 8 Comments - Bruno Duarte (@bruknowsfit) on Instagram: “Workout hard and your body will look hot, eat clean and you will look healthy.. #fitness #workout…”
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--Anonymous
replies 142Nov 8, 2017 1:17 PM +00:00

Here's Bruno demonstrating how he takes a dick..

78 Likes, 2 Comments - Bruno Duarte (@bruknowsfit) on Instagram: “Stretch always...bruknows #fitness #muscle #stretch #befit #gym #workout #eatclean #instagood #photo”
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--Anonymous
replies 143Nov 8, 2017 1:20 PM +00:00

Or maybe Bruno's actually a top...

195 Likes, 13 Comments - Bruno & Jose (@bruno_e_jose) on Instagram: “Love u big time #relationshipgoals #mensweardaily #instagay #lgbt #couplegoals #kitchen #cooking…”
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--Anonymous
replies 144Nov 8, 2017 1:53 PM +00:00

They're both very handsome.

Now I'm actually shocked that Bruno kept his boyfriend a secret for the entire season.

349 Likes, 9 Comments - Bruno & Jose (@bruno_e_jose) on Instagram: “Valor your love and your relationship your life #belowdeck #couplegoals #foreverlove #love #sexy…”
Instagram
--Anonymous
replies 145Nov 8, 2017 1:55 PM +00:00

Bruno and Jose met outside a subway station. A real life TRICK!

369 Likes, 10 Comments - Bruno & Jose (@bruno_e_jose) on Instagram: ““Almost 3 years ago right outside of the subway entrance, our eyes met and we couldnt ignored the…”
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--I heard that all the world's a stage...
replies 146Nov 8, 2017 2:09 PM +00:00

So which deckhand is coming back next week? Based on those short, clunky thighs shown in the promo i'm guessing Eddie.

--Anonymous
replies 147Nov 8, 2017 4:49 PM +00:00

Can't be Eddie.

Eddie's a bosun, and they already have a bosun with EJ.

I think and hope it's Nico. He's a total dickhead.

--Anonymous
replies 148Nov 8, 2017 5:32 PM +00:00

Nico never left, he just injured his funny bone.

--Anonymous
replies 149Nov 9, 2017 3:06 AM +00:00

EJ is the one who is leaving, I think it's Eddie.

--Anonymous
replies 150Nov 9, 2017 3:12 AM +00:00

EJ, the Bosun, is leaving so it may very well be Eddie.

--Anonymous
replies 151Nov 9, 2017 2:44 PM +00:00

Kyle with the tranny gf is the new deckhand. Supposedly he gets into it with Jen. Grab your popcorn.

--Anonymous
replies 152Nov 13, 2017 5:28 PM +00:00

So the charter hosts walked off the boat without saying goodbye to anyone? Tacky. The crew did everything they could to make the charter enjoyable and the guests seemed to be having a great time with the exception of Herb Alpert's (haven't heard that name in decades) daughter who seemed like an entitled bitch. Am I wrong or did it seem like Kyle was hitting on Bruno?

--Anonymous
replies 153Nov 14, 2017 6:41 PM +00:00

Nico is not coming off well this season. I actually ended up being team EJ since he never ratted out Nico to the Captain. And, yes, the crew benefited from having him onboard even for a short period of time. Nico is a brat.

--Anonymous
replies 154Nov 14, 2017 6:47 PM +00:00

No comments on Bruno admitting he's into guys?

pbs.twimg.com
--Anonymous
replies 155Nov 14, 2017 7:28 PM +00:00

Bruno is adorable.

Jen is truly crazy. Who calls their boss a whore then tries to play the victim?

--Anonymous
replies 156Nov 14, 2017 11:15 PM +00:00

r153 I think he was testing the waters with Bruno. Also why he stripped down in front of him. I hate Jen and Nico. I dont know how either can find work after this.

--Anonymous
replies 157Nov 15, 2017 1:56 AM +00:00

I'd love to see some Kyle and Bruno action, but Bruno seems VERY devoted to his boyfriend.

Check his Instagram. They're in lurrrrrrrv.

Smart guy. When you have something good, you hold on to it with all your might.

701 Followers, 15 Following, 39 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from Bruno Duarte (@bruknowsfit)
www.instagram.com
--Anonymous
replies 158Nov 15, 2017 1:07 PM +00:00

Bruno is much leaner on this show. I wonder if he has been hitting the roids?

--Anonymous
replies 159Nov 16, 2017 2:25 AM +00:00

So Bruno isn't just "fluid" as he claimed on the show - he's full out 100% gay, right?

--Anonymous
replies 160Nov 16, 2017 9:21 AM +00:00

Ay Dios mio!

468 Likes, 15 Comments - Bruno & Jose (@bruno_e_jose) on Instagram: ““People confuse ego, lust, insecurity with true love.” #instagood #instadaily #instagram…”
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--Concerned Portuguese Bubble Butt Team Mom
replies 161Nov 16, 2017 9:31 AM +00:00

I loathed Nico with a passion after Season 4. Now, I wish his baby brother had taken Nico and the rest of his pig siblings with him. Disgusting obnoxious family.

--Anonymous
replies 162Nov 16, 2017 9:33 AM +00:00

You can almost slip right in...

633 Likes, 22 Comments - BrunoBelowDeck (@bruno_acd) on Instagram: “Life makes you sometimes be upside down #love #life #challenges #morning #fight #lgbt #gay #naked…”
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--Anonymous
replies 163Nov 16, 2017 9:36 AM +00:00

Bruno's nutsack

726 Likes, 17 Comments - BrunoBelowDeck (@bruno_acd) on Instagram: “Whens cold you wear socks ???????? #winterfashion #socks #sexy #mensfashion #mensunderwear #muscle #hot…”
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--Anonymous
replies 164Nov 16, 2017 9:47 AM +00:00

Jose's hotdog warmer

667 Likes, 22 Comments - BrunoBelowDeck (@bruno_acd) on Instagram: “When u just want to lay in bed #bedroom #butt #getup #???? #love #gay #lgbt #hunk #muscle #instagay…”
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--Anonymous
replies 165Nov 16, 2017 9:47 AM +00:00

Kyle refusing to eat any of his food because trashy Jenn stuck her fork in the sauce was great. She deserves that. He is right about her. No manners.

--Anonymous
replies 166Nov 21, 2017 5:30 PM +00:00

It was rude for Jen to stick her (clean) fork in Kyle's food, but then again she seems like white trash AND they were both flirting hard with each other, so she probably didn't know any better. Kyle must be bipolar or schizo to react the way he did.

--Anonymous
replies 167Nov 22, 2017 4:22 AM +00:00

I honestly think Kyle is crazier than Jenn.

--Anonymous
replies 168Nov 22, 2017 8:23 AM +00:00

Kyle is trash, himself. How many babies has he fathered by now?

--Anonymous
replies 169Nov 22, 2017 9:03 AM +00:00
Kyle must be bipolar or schizo to react the way he did.

I think that he has real issues stemming from his sexuality.

He claims he's gay, then he claims to be straight but attracted to transexuals, then he hits on Sierra on the last season, and now he's hitting on Jen.

The guy is clearly fucked up, which translates into his anger issues.

Truly, I think he's gay but he just doesn't want to admit it.

--Anonymous
replies 170Nov 22, 2017 1:23 PM +00:00

Kyle told Bruno he'd be on top! Mmmmmm

--Anonymous
replies 171Nov 26, 2017 6:35 AM +00:00

Kyle's transgender gf (sorry, I can't remember her name) definitely got tired of his shit and moved on. She was way too smart for him. And now he's fathered another child? And he gets upset when peoiiple eat off his plate? Also, he was definitely hitting on Bruno but if Bruno is going to get fucked by anybody on that boat it's going to be big bear chef Matt.

--Anonymous
replies 172Nov 26, 2017 8:06 AM +00:00

Kate is really the queen of shade. Her comment about Jenn's hairstyle put me under the table.

--Anonymous
replies 173Nov 26, 2017 8:55 AM +00:00
he was definitely hitting on Bruno but if Bruno is going to get fucked by anybody on that boat it's going to be big bear chef Matt.

Agreed. I think the attraction was a bit mutual.

--Anonymous
replies 174Nov 26, 2017 9:35 AM +00:00

There's definitely sexual tension between Matt and Bruno. If they were rooming together I wouldn't be surprised if they ended up fucking. But, Matt is stuck with creepy Niko and Bruno has psycho Jen.

--Anonymous
replies 175Nov 26, 2017 11:18 AM +00:00

Bruno and Matt should definitely engage in receptive anal intercourse

--Anne L Lingus, MD
replies 176Nov 26, 2017 12:08 PM +00:00
And now he's fathered another child?

How'd you like to be one of those two poor kids, with Kyle as your father?

Ugh, I can only imagine.

--Anonymous
replies 177Nov 26, 2017 12:11 PM +00:00

Jen is trailer trash.

--Keep away from my plate who're.
replies 178Nov 26, 2017 1:03 PM +00:00

R178 IT'S NOT MY PLATE!!!!!!

--Shannon, fat OC housewife
replies 179Nov 26, 2017 3:59 PM +00:00

Matt finds his mojo again. Kate is snarky as ever and is soo over it. Nico is going running back to his girlfriend. Jen and Kyle are both still batshit. Bruno fucked up and got a rope burn. Baker is really horny and pissed she wasted her time on Ned Flanders.

--Anonymous
replies 180Nov 29, 2017 10:18 AM +00:00

50k for this kind of service? Bunch of loons.

--Anonymous
replies 181Nov 29, 2017 10:53 AM +00:00

Does anyone think Baker is actually a lesbian?

--Anonymous
replies 182Nov 29, 2017 12:03 PM +00:00

I love Baker. She's smart and knows how to handle people (even nutjobs like Jen). She seems genuinely nice but, yeah, I did get a dyke vibe at first.

--Anonymous
replies 183Nov 29, 2017 5:28 PM +00:00

Did anyone find EJ attractive? Whenever I think about having sex with him, I just can't.

--Anonymous
replies 184Dec 2, 2017 12:55 PM +00:00

EJ was strangely asexual. He's not a bad looking guy, fit and personable, so he should be pulling, but he doesn't. And it's not just his Canadian-ness either. It's an indefinable way he moves/acts/talks. Puzzling.

--Anonymous
replies 185Dec 3, 2017 6:33 AM +00:00

He was kind of like a robot, pretending to be human.

--Anonymous
replies 186Dec 3, 2017 9:31 AM +00:00
He was kind of like a robot, pretending to be human.

He's Canadian, so that's what it is.

--Anonymous
replies 187Dec 4, 2017 1:02 PM +00:00

I have a Canadian friend who is also a bit like a robot. He has a huge cock though so all is forgiven.

--Anonymous
replies 188Dec 4, 2017 1:48 PM +00:00

Last Charter of the Season.

Nico: I may be a macho man, I may have muscles and a chiseled jaw line.

WHAT? Nico, you do not have a chiseled jaw line.

previously.tv
--Anonymous
replies 189Dec 5, 2017 7:04 PM +00:00

Nico got the stripes he so whined for all season in spite of doing a crappy job, fucking and fucking OVER a member of the interior crew, being disrespectful to his superior (EJ) and just being a cunt. He must have blown Captain Lee. His treatment of Brianna was deplorable and, hopefully, the girlfriend he ran home to has dumped his scrawny ass by now. I would have given him more credit if he had been honest with Brianna instead of using his family and dead brother as an excuse to go home. Scum.

--Anonymous
replies 190Dec 6, 2017 1:08 PM +00:00

Will there be a reunion this season?

--Anonymous
replies 191Dec 6, 2017 1:14 PM +00:00

Reunion next week in the Bravo Clubhouse

--Anonymous
replies 192Dec 6, 2017 1:26 PM +00:00

Nico revealed himself to be a typical pencil necked straight guy who thinks he's hot. Honey; you ain't all that.

--But I'd still pound him.
replies 193Dec 6, 2017 1:55 PM +00:00

Nico is not hot at all. Especially if you out him next to Bruno who does actually have a body worth looking at.

--Anonymous
replies 194Dec 6, 2017 2:07 PM +00:00
But I'd still pound him.

Me too. Into the concrete.

--With a sledgehammer.
replies 195Dec 6, 2017 2:08 PM +00:00

Most of the guys this season weren't hot. Bruno's great, Nico would do in a pinch, but the drunk chef? EJ? Chris? Kyle? Lot of "nope" there.

--Anonymous
replies 196Dec 6, 2017 3:00 PM +00:00

Nico has really cheap looking tats. Did his mom draw them on his back with a magic marker?

--Anonymous
replies 197Dec 6, 2017 4:07 PM +00:00

It looks like Adam will be the chef on the next season of Below Deck Mediterranean.

--Anonymous
replies 198Dec 6, 2017 4:15 PM +00:00

NIco suffered for those tatts last season (or the season before?) when he was in the jacuzzi with a guest (?) who was saying the same thing about his tatts (magic marker). He got all hurt and said he did it when he was young. I noticed he didn't take his shirt off much this time.

--Anonymous
replies 199Dec 6, 2017 4:55 PM +00:00

I think Chef Matt is hot as hell and I would engage in anal receptive intercourse with him for 2 hours and 17 minutes

--Anonymous
replies 200Dec 7, 2017 6:25 AM +00:00

Nico, typical coward, bad tats. Loser. Bad accent. Please don't cast him next season.

--Anonymous
replies 201Dec 8, 2017 8:42 AM +00:00

Other than Kate, who is a perfect reality TV heroine/villain, who else from this season do you want to see next year? In my opinion, Nico proved himself to be a loser and none of the new people broke through as entertaining.

--Anonymous
replies 202Dec 8, 2017 8:57 AM +00:00

I wish Captain Sandy could be in EVERY season!

Jen is a complete moron and annoying but that also makes for good entertainment.

--Anonymous
replies 203Dec 8, 2017 9:01 AM +00:00

I liked Bruno for eye candy but he was a minor player. Most of the drama is the interior, chef and guests.

--Anonymous
replies 204Dec 8, 2017 9:24 AM +00:00

Kyle is always entertaining, I'd have him back (or on his).

--Anonymous
replies 205Dec 8, 2017 9:41 AM +00:00

What happened to Kyle's girlfriend?

--Anonymous
replies 206Dec 8, 2017 11:13 AM +00:00

R206 which one ? the one with the kid or the trannie?

--Anonymous
replies 207Dec 8, 2017 11:20 AM +00:00

I think Kyle is cute and probably a wild fuck.

--Anonymous
replies 208Dec 8, 2017 11:23 AM +00:00

Kyle is probably very kinky, but may have questionable anal hygiene

--Anonymous
replies 209Dec 8, 2017 11:26 AM +00:00

Kyle undoubtedly has dick cheese.

--Anonymous
replies 210Dec 8, 2017 11:28 AM +00:00

Yum to dick cheese

--Anonymous
replies 211Dec 8, 2017 11:31 AM +00:00

I'd bring back Kyle and Matt (only because I think Matt is cute and dumb). Bruno is like the new Kelly. Not very interesting and does bring much to the show but nice to look at. Jen should stay home with her kid.

--Anonymous
replies 212Dec 8, 2017 5:55 PM +00:00

It’s a huge step down from Rocky and Ben to Kyle and Matt.

Kyle is an unattractive and creepy mush mouth and Matt is dull.

Maybe it’s time to start over with a whole new crew yet again.

--Anonymous
replies 213Dec 8, 2017 6:20 PM +00:00