"Lindsay Lohan is the closest thing I’ve had to a religious experience. She is just this magical angel sent from heaven to make all of our lives better. She doesn’t realize that she is the messiah, because instead of being the son/daughter of God that she is, she’s distracted by being the daughter of some weathered coke slut and abusive asshole father that exploited the fuck out of her to live out their weird 80s rockstar dream….
But that doesn’t make her any less magical, it just makes me want to nurture her / impregnate her, if she hasn’t gone into early menopause from the trauma of her hard few years….more than ever..
From freckles, to ginger skin / hair and massive tits….I will forever be in love, this is my love letter, Lohan is everything…"