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Robbie Rogers & Greg Berlanti

A gorgeous twenty-something world-class athlete (who just turned 30 this year) meets a highly successful forty-something television writer/producer and BAM!, stars collide, holes undulate, and cute babies get adopted. We really need to scrutinize these two a bit more. Shall we?

Caption, please!

13.4k Likes, 220 Comments - Robbie Rogers (@robbierogers) on Instagram: “Happy Halloween!! It's so great to live in a world where two bananas can raise a monkey.…”
replies 16Aug 11, 2017 12:56 PM +00:00

The child isn't adopted, it was born via surrogacy.

replies 1Aug 11, 2017 12:58 PM +00:00

Holes 'undulate'?

Quiver, shiver, and spasm, I'd say.

replies 2Aug 11, 2017 1:00 PM +00:00

Babies make great costume accessories.

replies 3Aug 11, 2017 1:01 PM +00:00

Holes pullulate.

replies 4Aug 11, 2017 1:02 PM +00:00

What's that sounds I hear?

Ahhhh.... the hissing of DL Eldergays?

But whatever could they be hissing at this time?

There's a good looking younger gay who is both famous and happy and accepted and they are hissing because when they were that age the only way a gay person could be famous was if they were dying of AIDS

But wouldn't it make them happy to see the next generation succeed?

You must be new around here.

replies 5Aug 11, 2017 1:03 PM +00:00

Their mascot
replies 6Aug 11, 2017 1:05 PM +00:00

I certainly hope that little monkey isn't eating those bananas.

--Social Worker
replies 7Aug 11, 2017 1:06 PM +00:00

Undulation seems about right. Anyway, this would be my hole if Robbie Rogers were in my vicinity.
replies 8Aug 11, 2017 1:09 PM +00:00

Dunno R8. I think of wave action when I hear 'undulation'.

replies 9Aug 11, 2017 1:10 PM +00:00

What does Robbie get out of the relationship? He can do so much better. Daddy issues? And does he mind Greg cheating on him non-stop?

replies 10Aug 11, 2017 6:35 PM +00:00

Greg's only 15 years older, so not really daddy issues.

replies 11Aug 11, 2017 6:37 PM +00:00


Also, is this guy kinda sketchy?

202 Likes, 13 Comments - @kevintdon on Instagram: “Getting this guy ready for the big day. @gberlanti #greglovesrobbie #bestman #ladymaryandanna #spf”
replies 12Dec 3, 2017 12:40 PM +00:00

“Only” 15 years? You elderkweens are hysterical. Keep dreaming, gurls.

replies 13Dec 3, 2017 2:12 PM +00:00

What’s up with his eyes; makeup?

The former soccer star is the first MLS player to get gay married.
--Ventriloquist seeking dummy
replies 14Dec 6, 2017 10:40 PM +00:00

Berlanti's no slouch. I'd take him over the soccer player.

replies 15Dec 7, 2017 12:46 AM +00:00

Why does OP describe Robbie as “twenty something” when he’s 30? In fact at this date and time, he’s closer to 31 than 29.

replies 16Dec 7, 2017 1:00 AM +00:00