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Robbie Rogers & Greg Berlanti

A gorgeous twenty-something world-class athlete (who just turned 30 this year) meets a highly successful forty-something television writer/producer and BAM!, stars collide, holes undulate, and cute babies get adopted. We really need to scrutinize these two a bit more. Shall we?

Caption, please!

13.4k Likes, 220 Comments - Robbie Rogers (@robbierogers) on Instagram: “Happy Halloween!! It's so great to live in a world where two bananas can raise a monkey.…”
replies 35Aug 11, 2017 1:56 PM +00:00

The child isn't adopted, it was born via surrogacy.

replies 1Aug 11, 2017 1:58 PM +00:00

Holes 'undulate'?

Quiver, shiver, and spasm, I'd say.

replies 2Aug 11, 2017 2:00 PM +00:00

Babies make great costume accessories.

replies 3Aug 11, 2017 2:01 PM +00:00

Holes pullulate.

replies 4Aug 11, 2017 2:02 PM +00:00

What's that sounds I hear?

Ahhhh.... the hissing of DL Eldergays?

But whatever could they be hissing at this time?

There's a good looking younger gay who is both famous and happy and accepted and they are hissing because when they were that age the only way a gay person could be famous was if they were dying of AIDS

But wouldn't it make them happy to see the next generation succeed?

You must be new around here.

replies 5Aug 11, 2017 2:03 PM +00:00

Their mascot
replies 6Aug 11, 2017 2:05 PM +00:00

I certainly hope that little monkey isn't eating those bananas.

--Social Worker
replies 7Aug 11, 2017 2:06 PM +00:00

Undulation seems about right. Anyway, this would be my hole if Robbie Rogers were in my vicinity.
replies 8Aug 11, 2017 2:09 PM +00:00

Dunno R8. I think of wave action when I hear 'undulation'.

replies 9Aug 11, 2017 2:10 PM +00:00

What does Robbie get out of the relationship? He can do so much better. Daddy issues? And does he mind Greg cheating on him non-stop?

replies 10Aug 11, 2017 7:35 PM +00:00

Greg's only 15 years older, so not really daddy issues.

replies 11Aug 11, 2017 7:37 PM +00:00


Also, is this guy kinda sketchy?

202 Likes, 13 Comments - @kevintdon on Instagram: “Getting this guy ready for the big day. @gberlanti #greglovesrobbie #bestman #ladymaryandanna #spf”
replies 12Dec 3, 2017 1:40 PM +00:00

“Only” 15 years? You elderkweens are hysterical. Keep dreaming, gurls.

replies 13Dec 3, 2017 3:12 PM +00:00

What’s up with his eyes; makeup?

The former soccer star is the first MLS player to get gay married.
--Ventriloquist seeking dummy
replies 14Dec 6, 2017 11:40 PM +00:00

Berlanti's no slouch. I'd take him over the soccer player.

replies 15Dec 7, 2017 1:46 AM +00:00

Why does OP describe Robbie as “twenty something” when he’s 30? In fact at this date and time, he’s closer to 31 than 29.

replies 16Dec 7, 2017 2:00 AM +00:00

Caleb's 2nd birthday

9,756 Likes, 64 Comments - Robbie Rogers (@robbierogers) on Instagram: “First visit to Disneyland for Caleb’s 2nd Birthday!!! Pluto, Mickey, Goofy all highlights scary…”
replies 17Feb 18, 2018 10:14 PM +00:00

Oh my god they grow up soooo quick, too quick! 😩

And that goes for the babies too

--Dustin Lance Black
replies 18Feb 18, 2018 10:24 PM +00:00

Greg is gross. Does he have two black eyes?

replies 19Feb 19, 2018 12:07 AM +00:00

R16 I was also a little confused at first, but then realized that OP was probably referring to when the two first met. OP probably should've wrote "A gorgeous then twenty-something"

replies 20Feb 19, 2018 12:16 AM +00:00


replies 21Feb 19, 2018 12:40 AM +00:00

Robbie was an average player that only made the national team because the usa really sucked and as a professional player only made 100 k in his career. He married a guy that looks okay for his age and thats worth over 10 million dollars , robbie is doing alright.

replies 22Feb 19, 2018 12:53 AM +00:00

R10 It's Greg who could do much better and probably could get himself a hot male model, robbie's cute but not really all that.

replies 23Feb 19, 2018 12:56 AM +00:00

I think Berlanti is the hotter of the two- plus his shows are so brilliant, and knowing that he’s talented makes him even hotter.

Why can’t we just be happy for these two? They are wonderful role models for gay youth half the duo has given us endless hours of great TV.

replies 24Feb 19, 2018 1:01 AM +00:00
plus his shows are so brilliant


replies 25Feb 19, 2018 6:14 AM +00:00
What does Robbie get out of the relationship? He can do so much better. Daddy issues? And does he mind Greg cheating on him non-stop? that a joke? Berlanti is successful and rich as hell. As others have said he could do better if he wanted a sexier piece of arm candy than Robbie.

replies 26Feb 19, 2018 6:54 AM +00:00

Exactly r22. People are kind of skating past the idea that Berlanti is rich as hell and about to get richer. And deservedly. He's got all the talent in the world.

replies 27Feb 19, 2018 7:00 AM +00:00
He's got all the talent in the world.

Er, he makes pretty simple mindless entertainment, none of his work is actually that good. But whatever, there is a market for that thing and it works for him

replies 28Feb 19, 2018 7:06 AM +00:00

Love, SImon looks like it could be good.

replies 29Feb 19, 2018 7:11 AM +00:00

Berlanti looked the other way while one of his showrunners was apparently one of the worst sexual harrassers in the business. I'm sure he has some skeletons waiting to come out.

replies 30Feb 19, 2018 7:12 AM +00:00

Love, Simon looks perfectly pleasant and generic. Prototypical Berlanti.

replies 31Feb 19, 2018 7:14 AM +00:00

Greg Berlanti’s “shows are brilliant,” r24?


Are you a 14-year-old girl in the suburbs?

replies 32Feb 19, 2018 7:22 AM +00:00

Why would a 14-year-old girl care about Greg Berlanti's shows?

replies 33Feb 19, 2018 7:24 AM +00:00

Are you making a joke I am missing r33? Obviously teenagers are the prime demographic of stuff like Riverdale and all of his superhero TV shows.

replies 34Feb 19, 2018 7:31 AM +00:00

No, 30 and 40-something men are the prime demographic for his shows.

replies 35Feb 19, 2018 12:17 PM +00:00