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Robbie Rogers & Greg Berlanti

A gorgeous twenty-something world-class athlete (who just turned 30 this year) meets a highly successful forty-something television writer/producer and BAM!, stars collide, holes undulate, and cute babies get adopted. We really need to scrutinize these two a bit more. Shall we?

Caption, please!

13.4k Likes, 220 Comments - Robbie Rogers (@robbierogers) on Instagram: “Happy Halloween!! It's so great to live in a world where two bananas can raise a monkey.…”
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--Anonymous
replies 16Aug 11, 2017 12:56 PM +00:00

The child isn't adopted, it was born via surrogacy.

--Anonymous
replies 1Aug 11, 2017 12:58 PM +00:00

Holes 'undulate'?

Quiver, shiver, and spasm, I'd say.

--Anonymous
replies 2Aug 11, 2017 1:00 PM +00:00

Babies make great costume accessories.

--Anonymous
replies 3Aug 11, 2017 1:01 PM +00:00

Holes pullulate.

--Anonymous
replies 4Aug 11, 2017 1:02 PM +00:00

What's that sounds I hear?

Ahhhh.... the hissing of DL Eldergays?

But whatever could they be hissing at this time?

There's a good looking younger gay who is both famous and happy and accepted and they are hissing because when they were that age the only way a gay person could be famous was if they were dying of AIDS

But wouldn't it make them happy to see the next generation succeed?

You must be new around here.

--Anonymous
replies 5Aug 11, 2017 1:03 PM +00:00

Their mascot

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--Anonymous
replies 6Aug 11, 2017 1:05 PM +00:00

I certainly hope that little monkey isn't eating those bananas.

--Social Worker
replies 7Aug 11, 2017 1:06 PM +00:00

Undulation seems about right. Anyway, this would be my hole if Robbie Rogers were in my vicinity.

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--Anonymous
replies 8Aug 11, 2017 1:09 PM +00:00

Dunno R8. I think of wave action when I hear 'undulation'.

--Anonymous
replies 9Aug 11, 2017 1:10 PM +00:00

What does Robbie get out of the relationship? He can do so much better. Daddy issues? And does he mind Greg cheating on him non-stop?

--Anonymous
replies 10Aug 11, 2017 6:35 PM +00:00

Greg's only 15 years older, so not really daddy issues.

--Anonymous
replies 11Aug 11, 2017 6:37 PM +00:00

Married.

Also, is this guy kinda sketchy?

202 Likes, 13 Comments - @kevintdon on Instagram: “Getting this guy ready for the big day. @gberlanti #greglovesrobbie #bestman #ladymaryandanna #spf”
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--Anonymous
replies 12Dec 3, 2017 12:40 PM +00:00

“Only” 15 years? You elderkweens are hysterical. Keep dreaming, gurls.

--Anonymous
replies 13Dec 3, 2017 2:12 PM +00:00

What’s up with his eyes; makeup?

The former soccer star is the first MLS player to get gay married.
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--Ventriloquist seeking dummy
replies 14Dec 6, 2017 10:40 PM +00:00

Berlanti's no slouch. I'd take him over the soccer player.

--Anonymous
replies 15Dec 7, 2017 12:46 AM +00:00

Why does OP describe Robbie as “twenty something” when he’s 30? In fact at this date and time, he’s closer to 31 than 29.

--Anonymous
replies 16Dec 7, 2017 1:00 AM +00:00