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OCEAN'S 8's first official still

Sandra! Sarah! Helena! Rihanna! Cate! AnnE! Mindy! I can't wait!

--Anonymous
replies 74Jan 30, 2017 12:28 PM +00:00

Right. Because this worked so well with"Ghostbusters."

--Anonymous
replies 1Jan 30, 2017 1:35 PM +00:00

Love Cate! She's half-Texan you know.... (I'm Texan)

Not so much with Sandra, Sandy, whatever..... You will never convince me she didn't know her hubby was into Nazi stuff.

--Anonymous
replies 2Jan 30, 2017 1:41 PM +00:00

This is going to be excellent.

--Anonymous
replies 3Jan 30, 2017 2:42 PM +00:00

I tried to watch one of the Oceans movie with the guys and thought it was boring.

--Anonymous
replies 4Jan 30, 2017 4:10 PM +00:00

I fucking hated the Oceans movie. I felt like I watching a video of a party that I wasn't invited to, but they liked me enough to show me a video of it. It was too self-indulgent and way too groovy for me.

--Anonymous
replies 5Jan 30, 2017 4:20 PM +00:00

I agree with R5. I don't remember if I saw the film (don't remember which one) from start to finish but I just remember hating Brad Pitt and George Clooney. It's like they weren't even trying, bad acting (mostly with Pitt), bad writing, lazy lazy lazy. Also one of the few films where I didn't like Matt Damon.

--Anonymous
replies 6Jan 30, 2017 4:25 PM +00:00

The first Ocean's film is great fun. The second feels as R5 described. The third is inoffensive, but doesn't capture the magic of the first. I have no strong opinions on Ocean's Eight, but the cast is strong.

--Anonymous
replies 7Jan 30, 2017 4:31 PM +00:00

Is this about menopause?

--Anonymous
replies 8Jan 30, 2017 4:57 PM +00:00

Sarah ("Bette Davis of America") is going to overshadow all of those bitches!

--Anonymous
replies 9Jan 30, 2017 5:00 PM +00:00
("Bette Davis of America")

Wouldn't Bette Davis be the Bette Davis of America?

--Anonymous
replies 10Jan 30, 2017 5:05 PM +00:00

R10 No!

--Anonymous
replies 11Jan 30, 2017 5:08 PM +00:00

ah thanks r11.

and btw how did you make the youtube video start at the precise moment?

I want to learn that!!!

--Anonymous
replies 12Jan 30, 2017 5:11 PM +00:00

R12 That's easy. Just pause the video, right click on the video box and select "Get video URL at current time."

--Anonymous
replies 13Jan 30, 2017 5:16 PM +00:00

I didn't know Steve McQueen was so stupid. He's like Tony Blair of Great Britain.

--Anonymous
replies 14Jan 30, 2017 5:19 PM +00:00

Matt Damon is supposed to have a cameo in this film. What will be his role?

--Anonymous
replies 15Jan 30, 2017 5:24 PM +00:00

R15 George, Brad and Matt all have cameos. They play their Ocean's characters as this is a spinoff/sequel. Bullock plays Clooney's sister.

--Anonymous
replies 16Jan 30, 2017 5:32 PM +00:00

Will there be any objectifying of men in this film?

--Anonymous
replies 17Jan 30, 2017 5:34 PM +00:00

Richard Armitage and Damian Lewis are in it. So maybe.

--Anonymous
replies 18Jan 30, 2017 5:36 PM +00:00

R8 Yup Should be called the "Menopausal 8" Who thought we needed another Oceans flick? The first was ok because of old time actors but the next couple were walk throughs.

--Anonymous
replies 19Jan 30, 2017 10:39 PM +00:00

IMDB lists a ton of people in cameos--everyone from Kim Kardashian to Zayn Malik.

--Anonymous
replies 20Jan 31, 2017 1:45 AM +00:00
Matt Damon is supposed to have a cameo in this film. What will be his role?

He plays Jan van der Boob.

--Anonymous
replies 21Jan 31, 2017 4:40 AM +00:00

Yeesh, r21. Though, guess we can expect her to have a manly ass.

--Don Keye
replies 22Jan 31, 2017 5:08 AM +00:00

The writer of Ocean's Eight is highly creative, instead of Danny Ocean, Rusty and Linus - the characters are Donna Ocean, Dusty and Lisa. Mind-blowing! And they're THIEVES! But they're WOMEN!

--Anonymous
replies 23Jan 31, 2017 5:15 AM +00:00

Wait. There's someone named Awkwafina? I'm assuming she's a rapper of some sort?

--Anonymous
replies 24Jan 31, 2017 5:23 AM +00:00

Lets hope so R17.

--Anonymous
replies 25Jan 31, 2017 5:28 AM +00:00

She's an Asian comedian-rapper

--Anonymous
replies 26Jan 31, 2017 5:39 AM +00:00

The third Ocean's movie was basically just an excuse for the actors to have an extended European vacation on the studio's dime.

--Anonymous
replies 27Jan 31, 2017 5:47 AM +00:00

Not the Rat Pack, but the Pussy Pack!

--Anonymous
replies 28Jan 31, 2017 6:11 AM +00:00

Where is Carl Reiner?

--Anonymous
replies 29Jan 31, 2017 6:18 AM +00:00

Awkafina? Sounds like a drag queen from the '70's.

--Anonymous
replies 30Jan 31, 2017 10:40 AM +00:00

Which actress will be doing the mandatory dreadful Cockney accent?

--Don Cheadle
replies 31Jan 31, 2017 10:45 AM +00:00

R27 Wonder where they got that idea.

--Adam Sandler
replies 32Jan 31, 2017 11:00 AM +00:00
Though, guess we can expect her to have a manly ass.

Why?

--Anonymous
replies 33Jan 31, 2017 3:43 PM +00:00
Which actress will be doing the mandatory dreadful Cockney accent?

They're bringing in Meryl for a cameo.

--G.
replies 34Jan 31, 2017 5:36 PM +00:00

Are they refugees from a plastic surgery clinic? This could be either great or awful. This is the movie where all of the cast members hate Cate Blanchett and her marriage fell apart during filming. The Met Gala heist seems very TV movie of the week but maybe it will be a good comedy. Sandra as a ripoff character named "Debbie Ocean" made me wary. Good luck menopause champions!

--DJT
replies 35Jan 31, 2017 6:10 PM +00:00

I love ensemble heist movies. I'm not going to compare it to the male version. I'll just try to enjoy it on its own merit.

--Anonymous
replies 36Jan 31, 2017 6:13 PM +00:00

They made 3 Ocean's films? I hated the one with Julia Roberts.

--Meryl Streep
replies 37Jan 31, 2017 6:15 PM +00:00

Everybody hates the one with Julia Roberts, no matter what movie it is she's in.

--Anonymous
replies 38Jan 31, 2017 6:16 PM +00:00
I'm not going to compare it to the male version. I'll just try to enjoy it on its own merit.

Like Ghostbusters?

--Anonymous
replies 39Jan 31, 2017 6:16 PM +00:00
Don Keye

?

--Anonymous
replies 40Jan 31, 2017 6:26 PM +00:00

Cate Blanchett and Anne Hathaway are the most unpopular cast members

--Sandy Buttocks
replies 41Jan 31, 2017 7:40 PM +00:00

Not Cate but certainly AnnE, R41.

--Anonymous
replies 42Jan 31, 2017 7:50 PM +00:00

Filming is wrapping soon and these two Oscar winners still haven’t spoken to each other outside of their acting roles. A couple of scenes had to be rewritten just to keep them away from each other.

Cate Blanchett/Anne Hathaway

--Anonymous
replies 43Jan 31, 2017 7:52 PM +00:00

Blanchett and Bullock look like they're made of wax.

--Anonymous
replies 44Jan 31, 2017 7:57 PM +00:00

I stumbled upon some old video of Blanchett being interviewed on YT. It reminded me that there was a time when Blanchett was actually quite normal, unaffected, spoke in non-grand manner... about ten, fifteen years ago.

--Anonymous
replies 45Jan 31, 2017 8:03 PM +00:00

Can we all at least agree?

Ocean's 11 - Original has not stood the test of time. Ocean's Eleven - Not bad. Updated, fast-paced. Ocean's Twelve - Julia Roberts - how can you make Europe seem do dark and dreary - horrible! Ocean's Thirteen - good comeback from Twelve disaster, but labored scenes with Damon and Barkin, and the Mexican factory strike.

--Anonymous
replies 46Feb 1, 2017 11:46 AM +00:00

I'm so excited for this, I actually like all of these actresses and Rihanna. But I have bad DL taste because I love Julia Roberts, she may be a b***** in real life but she is one of that last big movie stars. I will see any movie with Cate B.

--Anonymous
replies 47Feb 1, 2017 11:51 AM +00:00

R47, this is Sandra's show.

--Anonymous
replies 48Feb 1, 2017 2:10 PM +00:00

Will Frank Ocean be doing the music? Or will it be Billy?

--Anonymous
replies 49Feb 1, 2017 3:13 PM +00:00

New still and an interview with Sandra Bullock.

--Anonymous
replies 50Dec 6, 2017 2:36 PM +00:00

Poster is out.

--Anonymous
replies 51Dec 14, 2017 9:13 AM +00:00

I waited on Sandra decades ago. During the Speed era. She was SO nice and wonderful. I shall go dammit. Even if it sucks.

--Anonymous
replies 52Dec 14, 2017 9:59 AM +00:00

This film will suck twice as much as Ghostbusters

--Anonymous
replies 53Dec 14, 2017 10:15 AM +00:00

R53 Thanks, Mystic Meg.

--Anonymous
replies 54Dec 14, 2017 10:19 AM +00:00

By the end of the caper, they'll all be on the same cycle.

--Anonymous
replies 55Dec 14, 2017 10:37 AM +00:00

R51 That looks more like 'Kill Bill's Uma then Blanchett on the poster.

--Anonymous
replies 56Dec 14, 2017 10:40 AM +00:00

These remakes are actually a bit condescending to women. "Wouldn't it be adorable if we remade 'Where Eagles Dare' -- and they were all GIRLS?"

It's like dressing your chihuahua in an army uniform. "Look he's a little soldier, aren't you my precious angel?"

Notice you don't see Hollywood lining up to make a male Beaches or Steel Magnolias.

--Anonymous
replies 57Dec 14, 2017 10:41 AM +00:00

R56 Yeah, good catch! She does look like Uma from the side and with those glasses and the bangs.

These remakes are actually a bit condescending to women.

You say condescension, women say inclusion. But thanks for being offended on others' behalf. We had an all-male version and no one bitched about it, so why bitch now? Is your imagination really that limited? I bet there will be a whole lot of fist pumping going on in the theatres when this comes out. I'll never forget this one woman being on the edge of her seat at the Avengers press screening whenever Black Widow had an action scene.

Cannot wait to see this movie!

--Anonymous
replies 58Dec 14, 2017 11:10 AM +00:00

Looks fun! I'm open minded enough to give it a shot without listening to the closet misogynists who haven't even seen it!

--Anonymous
replies 59Dec 14, 2017 12:00 PM +00:00

Whomever did that poster should be fired, it is awful and totally unbalanced. If they thought the apostrophe after the 'n' didn't ruin things they were wrong. Back to the drawing board!

--Anonymous
replies 60Dec 14, 2017 12:42 PM +00:00

Terrible poster, agreed.

--Anonymous
replies 61Dec 15, 2017 2:21 PM +00:00

First trailer.

--Anonymous
replies 62Dec 19, 2017 2:19 AM +00:00

The poster's perfect.

R60 *Whoever.

--Anonymous
replies 63Dec 19, 2017 2:21 AM +00:00

I'll give it a shot! Looks pretty fun

--Anonymous
replies 64Dec 19, 2017 2:43 AM +00:00

I wonder how many fucked for their part in the film. the casting was done pre-Weinstein right.

--Anonymous
replies 65Dec 19, 2017 2:53 AM +00:00

You live a sad life, huh, R65.

--Anonymous
replies 66Dec 19, 2017 2:58 AM +00:00

The poster is hideous. Looks like a 20th centurySoviet propaganda flyer.

--Anonymous
replies 67Dec 19, 2017 3:19 AM +00:00

"Every con has its pros"

"Pro" is short for prostitute. I wonder if that was intentional? Seems odd, otherwise. Let's face it, the selling point for this film isn't that it's an all female heist movie. That's been done before. The selling point is that it's an all male franchise that's been redone with women. It's a shame they couldn't envisage an all female franchise without having to tack it onto that godawful Clooney/Pitt/Damon series. It smacks of tokenism.

I'm still looking forward to it, though. I love Cate Blanchett.

--Anonymous
replies 68Dec 19, 2017 5:00 AM +00:00

If they had a decent, twisty plot it could be fun.

I don't know which one of the Ocean's Elevens I watched with Clooney and Pitt, but it was B O R I N G !

--Anonymous
replies 69Dec 19, 2017 5:37 AM +00:00

"because women don't deserve their own franchises or fresh ideas!!"

--the tagline i would want
replies 70Dec 19, 2017 6:14 AM +00:00

This casting sucks. Jennifer Lopez or Cameron Diaz would have been perfect for this.

--Anonymous
replies 71Dec 19, 2017 2:22 PM +00:00

Jennifer Lopez hasn't been in a hit movie since forever, she's B- now

--Anonymous
replies 72Dec 19, 2017 2:34 PM +00:00

Rihanna has zero screen presence.

--Anonymous
replies 73Dec 19, 2017 3:47 PM +00:00

"So, we need a Chinese actress, a black actress, an Asian-looking actress, someone dykey, someone who can act..."

--Casting by token
replies 74Dec 19, 2017 10:59 PM +00:00