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Hot politicians

Who would you pounce on if you had the chance? Who in 2016 - not "young" anyone, but right now, if he came up and tapped you on the shoulder, who would you kneel for?

Power can be quite an aphrodisiac.......

From Mayor to President to Prime Minister, or any stops in between....who?

(photo evidence appreciated......make your case......)

replies 81Oct 31, 2016 11:02 AM +00:00

Gayor of Chicago Rahm Emmanuel

And Corey Fatty of New Jersey

replies 1Oct 31, 2016 11:20 AM +00:00

Howard Dean.

Martin O'Malley.

Brian Sims.

replies 2Oct 31, 2016 11:28 AM +00:00

Eduardo Leite of Mayor of Pelotas Brazil

replies 3Oct 31, 2016 11:34 AM +00:00

Uncle Joe
replies 4Oct 31, 2016 11:36 AM +00:00

California Assemblyman Evan Low.

Handsome, smart, liberal, openly gay. What's not to love?

California's first gay governor, 2026
replies 5Oct 31, 2016 11:37 AM +00:00

I would totally do Uncle Joe.

I bet he's a hot, nasty fuck.

replies 6Oct 31, 2016 11:41 AM +00:00

Rick Perry.

I'd be down on my knees so fast....

replies 7Oct 31, 2016 11:42 AM +00:00

Let's get this one out of the way.
replies 8Oct 31, 2016 12:06 PM +00:00

Eric Garcetti, mayor of LA.
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Martin Heinrich, Senator, New Mexico, Democrat
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Dagur Bergþóruson Eggertsson, mayor of Reykjavik, Iceland.
replies 11Oct 31, 2016 12:11 PM +00:00

anthony weiner

replies 12Oct 31, 2016 12:17 PM +00:00

R12 Isn't bed time for you?

replies 13Oct 31, 2016 12:20 PM +00:00

I condole you, R8.

I loathe their politics, but I see this photo of Romney and Ryan and fuck, I want to be on my knees in front of them both.
replies 14Oct 31, 2016 12:24 PM +00:00

r13 i'm making sure to trick or treat at the Weiner-Abdein residence tonight. I know i'm in for a treat! unless Huma answers the door.

replies 15Oct 31, 2016 12:25 PM +00:00

R14 Hnnnng

I know OP asked about current versions of politicians, but young Mitt was quite a sight.
replies 16Oct 31, 2016 12:30 PM +00:00

I'll allow this exception R16 : )

replies 17Oct 31, 2016 12:32 PM +00:00

Bear daddy hottie Brian Sims
replies 18Oct 31, 2016 12:37 PM +00:00

R16 This was quite a sight too...
replies 19Oct 31, 2016 12:40 PM +00:00

R19 Who's that?

replies 20Oct 31, 2016 12:40 PM +00:00

Howard Dean.

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replies 22Oct 31, 2016 12:41 PM +00:00

I've noticed Republican women are HOT while Democratic women are generally not.

--Bisexual guy
replies 23Oct 31, 2016 12:45 PM +00:00

Yes, r22. He and I are the same age. And I have always liked that rounded little nose type.
replies 24Oct 31, 2016 12:47 PM +00:00

R20 Rick Perry.

Howard Dean has that weird mouth thing and it's just so old lady unattractive.

replies 25Oct 31, 2016 12:49 PM +00:00

Gavin Newsom
replies 26Oct 31, 2016 12:50 PM +00:00

Eric Swalewell from CA. I'll just leave this here.....
replies 27Oct 31, 2016 12:51 PM +00:00

R27 I like!

replies 28Oct 31, 2016 1:11 PM +00:00

Steven Fulop, mayor of Jersey City.
replies 29Oct 31, 2016 1:12 PM +00:00

Martin Heinrich from NM cleans up nice.
replies 30Oct 31, 2016 1:20 PM +00:00

R30 with Arizona senator Jeff Flake
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More Flake
replies 32Oct 31, 2016 1:26 PM +00:00

Suave and debonair
replies 33Oct 31, 2016 1:28 PM +00:00

Bravo, r27.

replies 34Oct 31, 2016 1:29 PM +00:00

I can't recommend The Cock Gobbler here, of course. She's persona non grata everywhere but the Dowager House.

Her friend Adam Kinzinger, though, merits a brief mention.
--Lady Mary Crawley
replies 35Oct 31, 2016 1:30 PM +00:00

If only he were real....

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replies 36Oct 31, 2016 1:32 PM +00:00

I used to think Tom Cotton was on this list, but (a) he's a dreadful human being and (b) he's gotten really ratfaced since he's been in office.

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replies 38Nov 1, 2016 6:35 PM +00:00

Jean Wyllys. Openly gay Democratic Socialist congressman in Brazil, won Big Brother Brazil ten years ago.

Awfully cute, if you like biracial latin guys.
replies 39Nov 1, 2016 6:39 PM +00:00

The young mayor of Pittsburgh (Luke Ravenstahl) a few years ago was kinda hot-ish....but only until he started drinking and got fat, at which time his neck disappeared.

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replies 40Nov 1, 2016 6:46 PM +00:00

The Conservative MP Zac Goldsmith is one of the most popular British MPs
replies 41Nov 1, 2016 8:31 PM +00:00

Ian Calderon, Majority Leader of the California State Assembly, is a total light-weight and comes from a highly corrupt political clan in LA but he is smoking. His dad, a notoriously corrupt local politician, is super ugly but somehow Ian turned out ok.
replies 42Nov 1, 2016 8:43 PM +00:00

Remember me? I haven't been married 4 times because I'm ugly.

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replies 43Nov 1, 2016 8:48 PM +00:00

Ummm why not me?
--cockgobbler... I mean Aaron...
replies 44Nov 1, 2016 8:57 PM +00:00

Politicians are nerds. They're rarely attractive.

replies 45Nov 1, 2016 9:09 PM +00:00

crickets, OP; only bots and PR respond.

replies 46Nov 1, 2016 9:27 PM +00:00

Now you've done it! I'm taking my shirt off bitches!
replies 47Nov 1, 2016 9:34 PM +00:00

He's the one, R47. Or Gavin Newsom.

replies 48Nov 1, 2016 9:47 PM +00:00

Shoulda known this nest of vipers wouldn't even mention mah name!

HATEFUL, AWFUL PEOPLE, the lot of ya!
--La Belle Senatrice, in a right snit
replies 49Nov 1, 2016 9:49 PM +00:00

Jason Kander

A campaign ad shows Jason Kander, a veteran and a Democratic candidate for Senate in Missouri, explaining his support for background checks using a blindfold and an assault rifle.
replies 50Nov 1, 2016 10:02 PM +00:00

R49 Well fiddle-dee-dee, Miss Senatrice!

You forgot your Fan of Indignity.
replies 51Nov 2, 2016 1:51 PM +00:00

He isn't exactly good looking, but I find his ruthless grilling of whoever the fuck he wants to be quite sexy.

Jason Chaffetz Crushes Lying Secret Service Director Like A Boss "You're The Problem"
replies 52Nov 9, 2016 12:30 AM +00:00

R50 That was the hottest video I've seen today! Too bad Kander lost to Senator Blunt last night.
replies 53Nov 9, 2016 1:01 AM +00:00

I think Keith Ellison is a sexy daddy bear.
replies 54Nov 15, 2016 7:59 AM +00:00

Cory Booker

I like black guys with a fat ass.

replies 55Nov 15, 2016 8:27 AM +00:00

Randall Woodfin, the newly elected mayor of Birmingham
replies 56Oct 3, 2017 9:16 PM +00:00

Justin Trudeau

This is for all you Justin Trudeau haters out there (who suffer from Justin Trudeau Derangement Syndrome) to comment on whatever you want on a young Justin T...
replies 57Oct 3, 2017 10:07 PM +00:00

Jason Kander has the SEXIEST voice, too!

replies 58Dec 1, 2017 9:32 AM +00:00

Kander's voice gets me everytime lol And his smug look

replies 59Dec 1, 2017 9:52 AM +00:00

R 19, can I smell your ripe cowboy boots?

replies 60Dec 1, 2017 10:08 AM +00:00

Kander really is nice to look at. And the voice...

replies 61Dec 7, 2017 5:16 AM +00:00

Howard Dean. I want him to run again. Sex appeal is very important in our media age campaigns.

replies 62Dec 7, 2017 5:21 AM +00:00

Tom Cotton. I'd love to take him and Kander at the same time
replies 63Dec 7, 2017 5:26 AM +00:00

Mitt Romney

replies 64Dec 7, 2017 5:27 AM +00:00

Rep. Jim Himes (D-CT)
replies 65Dec 7, 2017 5:58 AM +00:00

Jim Himes is adorable, and such a little nerd. He used to be a model when he was younger, then worked on wall street. He once walked from wall street to his apartment in CT during a big NYC blackout. And he is 51 and looks like that!

replies 66Dec 7, 2017 6:12 AM +00:00

R52 - Ewwwwwwww... I'd rather sleep with a 90 year old woman than Jason ChafedNuts.

replies 67Dec 7, 2017 6:22 AM +00:00

Kander and Cotton have sexy voices.

replies 68Dec 7, 2017 6:53 AM +00:00

Missouri Govenor Eric Greitens
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MA Congressman Seth Moulton
replies 70Dec 7, 2017 7:59 AM +00:00

Politicians are almost always ugly.

replies 71Dec 7, 2017 8:21 AM +00:00

The ones good at the job are R71. A few people make it pretty far in politics leaning HEAVILY on looks. Paul Ryan is a prime example

replies 72Dec 7, 2017 8:24 AM +00:00

Jim Himes is super-duper sexy. Last week he was on MSNBC with a couple of days' scruff ... rowr!

He's currently #4 in the Sexy Congress rankings, behind only Martin Heinrich, Beto O'Rourke, and Tim Ryan.

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replies 73Dec 7, 2017 8:28 AM +00:00

I just do not get Tim Ryan. Pudgy faced. Better daddies in Congress

replies 74Dec 7, 2017 8:31 AM +00:00

Martin O'Malley
replies 75Dec 7, 2017 10:46 AM +00:00

I would LOVE to get under O'Malley. Someone on here once said he hangs out in his gym locker room naked and smiles at you if you're staring

replies 76Dec 7, 2017 11:04 AM +00:00

this was my favorite
replies 77Dec 7, 2017 11:13 AM +00:00

^^^^ Jack Conway of Kentucky

replies 78Dec 7, 2017 11:14 AM +00:00

Missouri pumps out some very good looking men. Their governor and secretary of state are gorgeous. And here is their Attorney General, Josh Hawley.
replies 79Dec 7, 2017 11:15 AM +00:00

He's been accused of sexual harassment now. But this guy, Rep Kihuen of Nevada (left) is a babe
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