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Hot politicians

Who would you pounce on if you had the chance? Who in 2016 - not "young" anyone, but right now, if he came up and tapped you on the shoulder, who would you kneel for?

Power can be quite an aphrodisiac.......

From Mayor to President to Prime Minister, or any stops in between....who?

(photo evidence appreciated......make your case......)

--Anonymous
replies 81Oct 31, 2016 10:02 AM +00:00

Gayor of Chicago Rahm Emmanuel

And Corey Fatty of New Jersey

--Anonymous
replies 1Oct 31, 2016 10:20 AM +00:00

Howard Dean.

Martin O'Malley.

Brian Sims.

--Anonymous
replies 2Oct 31, 2016 10:28 AM +00:00

Eduardo Leite of Mayor of Pelotas Brazil

--Anonymous
replies 3Oct 31, 2016 10:34 AM +00:00

Uncle Joe

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--Anonymous
replies 4Oct 31, 2016 10:36 AM +00:00

California Assemblyman Evan Low.

Handsome, smart, liberal, openly gay. What's not to love?

California's first gay governor, 2026

www.sanjoseinside.com
--Anonymous
replies 5Oct 31, 2016 10:37 AM +00:00

I would totally do Uncle Joe.

I bet he's a hot, nasty fuck.

--Anonymous
replies 6Oct 31, 2016 10:41 AM +00:00

Rick Perry.

I'd be down on my knees so fast....

--Anonymous
replies 7Oct 31, 2016 10:42 AM +00:00

Let's get this one out of the way.

media.cmgdigital.com
--Anonymous
replies 8Oct 31, 2016 11:06 AM +00:00

Eric Garcetti, mayor of LA.

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--Anonymous
replies 9Oct 31, 2016 11:07 AM +00:00

Martin Heinrich, Senator, New Mexico, Democrat

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--Anonymous
replies 10Oct 31, 2016 11:11 AM +00:00

Dagur Bergþóruson Eggertsson, mayor of Reykjavik, Iceland.

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--Anonymous
replies 11Oct 31, 2016 11:11 AM +00:00

anthony weiner

--Anonymous
replies 12Oct 31, 2016 11:17 AM +00:00

R12 Isn't bed time for you?

--Anonymous
replies 13Oct 31, 2016 11:20 AM +00:00

I condole you, R8.

I loathe their politics, but I see this photo of Romney and Ryan and fuck, I want to be on my knees in front of them both.

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--Anonymous
replies 14Oct 31, 2016 11:24 AM +00:00

r13 i'm making sure to trick or treat at the Weiner-Abdein residence tonight. I know i'm in for a treat! unless Huma answers the door.

--Anonymous
replies 15Oct 31, 2016 11:25 AM +00:00

R14 Hnnnng

I know OP asked about current versions of politicians, but young Mitt was quite a sight.

i.imgur.com
--Anonymous
replies 16Oct 31, 2016 11:30 AM +00:00

I'll allow this exception R16 : )

--OP/R14
replies 17Oct 31, 2016 11:32 AM +00:00

Bear daddy hottie Brian Sims

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--Anonymous
replies 18Oct 31, 2016 11:37 AM +00:00

R16 This was quite a sight too...

www.politicalsubversities.com
--Anonymous
replies 19Oct 31, 2016 11:40 AM +00:00

R19 Who's that?

--Anonymous
replies 20Oct 31, 2016 11:40 AM +00:00

Howard Dean.

--Anonymous
replies 21Oct 31, 2016 11:41 AM +00:00

The BYAAAAAAAAAH!!! guy?!

--Anonymous
replies 22Oct 31, 2016 11:41 AM +00:00

I've noticed Republican women are HOT while Democratic women are generally not.

--Bisexual guy
replies 23Oct 31, 2016 11:45 AM +00:00

Yes, r22. He and I are the same age. And I have always liked that rounded little nose type.

www.4president.org
--r21
replies 24Oct 31, 2016 11:47 AM +00:00

R20 Rick Perry.

Howard Dean has that weird mouth thing and it's just so old lady unattractive.

--Anonymous
replies 25Oct 31, 2016 11:49 AM +00:00

Gavin Newsom

media2.govtech.com
--Anonymous
replies 26Oct 31, 2016 11:50 AM +00:00

Eric Swalewell from CA. I'll just leave this here.....

www.necanet.org
--Anonymous
replies 27Oct 31, 2016 11:51 AM +00:00

R27 I like!

--Anonymous
replies 28Oct 31, 2016 12:11 PM +00:00

Steven Fulop, mayor of Jersey City.

image.nj.com
--Anonymous
replies 29Oct 31, 2016 12:12 PM +00:00

Martin Heinrich from NM cleans up nice.

cdn.nextgov.com
--Anonymous
replies 30Oct 31, 2016 12:20 PM +00:00

R30 with Arizona senator Jeff Flake

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--Anonymous
replies 31Oct 31, 2016 12:26 PM +00:00

More Flake

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--Anonymous
replies 32Oct 31, 2016 12:26 PM +00:00

Suave and debonair

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--Anonymous
replies 33Oct 31, 2016 12:28 PM +00:00

Bravo, r27.

--Anonymous
replies 34Oct 31, 2016 12:29 PM +00:00

I can't recommend The Cock Gobbler here, of course. She's persona non grata everywhere but the Dowager House.

Her friend Adam Kinzinger, though, merits a brief mention.

thehill.com
--Lady Mary Crawley
replies 35Oct 31, 2016 12:30 PM +00:00

If only he were real....

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--Anonymous
replies 36Oct 31, 2016 12:32 PM +00:00

I used to think Tom Cotton was on this list, but (a) he's a dreadful human being and (b) he's gotten really ratfaced since he's been in office.

--Anonymous
replies 37Oct 31, 2016 12:36 PM +00:00

MOAR

--Anonymous
replies 38Nov 1, 2016 5:35 PM +00:00

Jean Wyllys. Openly gay Democratic Socialist congressman in Brazil, won Big Brother Brazil ten years ago.

Awfully cute, if you like biracial latin guys.

www.google.com
--Anonymous
replies 39Nov 1, 2016 5:39 PM +00:00

The young mayor of Pittsburgh (Luke Ravenstahl) a few years ago was kinda hot-ish....but only until he started drinking and got fat, at which time his neck disappeared.

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--Anonymous
replies 40Nov 1, 2016 5:46 PM +00:00

The Conservative MP Zac Goldsmith is one of the most popular British MPs

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--GoldenBoy
replies 41Nov 1, 2016 7:31 PM +00:00

Ian Calderon, Majority Leader of the California State Assembly, is a total light-weight and comes from a highly corrupt political clan in LA but he is smoking. His dad, a notoriously corrupt local politician, is super ugly but somehow Ian turned out ok.

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--Anonymous
replies 42Nov 1, 2016 7:43 PM +00:00

Remember me? I haven't been married 4 times because I'm ugly.

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--Anonymous
replies 43Nov 1, 2016 7:48 PM +00:00

Ummm why not me?

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--cockgobbler... I mean Aaron...
replies 44Nov 1, 2016 7:57 PM +00:00

Politicians are nerds. They're rarely attractive.

--Anonymous
replies 45Nov 1, 2016 8:09 PM +00:00

crickets, OP; only bots and PR respond.

--Anonymous
replies 46Nov 1, 2016 8:27 PM +00:00

Now you've done it! I'm taking my shirt off bitches!

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--Anonymous
replies 47Nov 1, 2016 8:34 PM +00:00

He's the one, R47. Or Gavin Newsom.

--Anonymous
replies 48Nov 1, 2016 8:47 PM +00:00

Shoulda known this nest of vipers wouldn't even mention mah name!

HATEFUL, AWFUL PEOPLE, the lot of ya!

s3-origin-images.politico.com
--La Belle Senatrice, in a right snit
replies 49Nov 1, 2016 8:49 PM +00:00

Jason Kander

A campaign ad shows Jason Kander, a veteran and a Democratic candidate for Senate in Missouri, explaining his support for background checks using a blindfold and an assault rifle.
www.nytimes.com
--Anonymous
replies 50Nov 1, 2016 9:02 PM +00:00

R49 Well fiddle-dee-dee, Miss Senatrice!

You forgot your Fan of Indignity.

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--Anonymous
replies 51Nov 2, 2016 12:51 PM +00:00

He isn't exactly good looking, but I find his ruthless grilling of whoever the fuck he wants to be quite sexy.

Jason Chaffetz Crushes Lying Secret Service Director Like A Boss "You're The Problem"
www.youtube.com
--Anonymous
replies 52Nov 8, 2016 11:30 PM +00:00

R50 That was the hottest video I've seen today! Too bad Kander lost to Senator Blunt last night.

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--Anonymous
replies 53Nov 9, 2016 12:01 AM +00:00

I think Keith Ellison is a sexy daddy bear.

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--Anonymous
replies 54Nov 15, 2016 6:59 AM +00:00

Cory Booker

I like black guys with a fat ass.

--Anonymous
replies 55Nov 15, 2016 7:27 AM +00:00

Randall Woodfin, the newly elected mayor of Birmingham

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--Anonymous
replies 56Oct 3, 2017 8:16 PM +00:00

Justin Trudeau

This is for all you Justin Trudeau haters out there (who suffer from Justin Trudeau Derangement Syndrome) to comment on whatever you want on a young Justin T...
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--Anonymous
replies 57Oct 3, 2017 9:07 PM +00:00

Jason Kander has the SEXIEST voice, too!

“https://t.co/Kcel3rL8r5 https://t.co/htm21KyrpW”
Twitter
--Anonymous
replies 58Dec 1, 2017 8:32 AM +00:00

Kander's voice gets me everytime lol And his smug look

--Anonymous
replies 59Dec 1, 2017 8:52 AM +00:00

R 19, can I smell your ripe cowboy boots?

--Anonymous
replies 60Dec 1, 2017 9:08 AM +00:00

Kander really is nice to look at. And the voice...

--Anonymous
replies 61Dec 7, 2017 4:16 AM +00:00

Howard Dean. I want him to run again. Sex appeal is very important in our media age campaigns.

--Anonymous
replies 62Dec 7, 2017 4:21 AM +00:00

Tom Cotton. I'd love to take him and Kander at the same time

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--Anonymous
replies 63Dec 7, 2017 4:26 AM +00:00

Mitt Romney

--Anonymous
replies 64Dec 7, 2017 4:27 AM +00:00

Rep. Jim Himes (D-CT)

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--Anonymous
replies 65Dec 7, 2017 4:58 AM +00:00

Jim Himes is adorable, and such a little nerd. He used to be a model when he was younger, then worked on wall street. He once walked from wall street to his apartment in CT during a big NYC blackout. And he is 51 and looks like that!

--Anonymous
replies 66Dec 7, 2017 5:12 AM +00:00

R52 - Ewwwwwwww... I'd rather sleep with a 90 year old woman than Jason ChafedNuts.

--Anonymous
replies 67Dec 7, 2017 5:22 AM +00:00

Kander and Cotton have sexy voices.

--Anonymous
replies 68Dec 7, 2017 5:53 AM +00:00

Missouri Govenor Eric Greitens

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--Anonymous
replies 69Dec 7, 2017 5:57 AM +00:00

MA Congressman Seth Moulton

www.bostonherald.com
--Anonymous
replies 70Dec 7, 2017 6:59 AM +00:00

Politicians are almost always ugly.

--Anonymous
replies 71Dec 7, 2017 7:21 AM +00:00

The ones good at the job are R71. A few people make it pretty far in politics leaning HEAVILY on looks. Paul Ryan is a prime example

--Anonymous
replies 72Dec 7, 2017 7:24 AM +00:00

Jim Himes is super-duper sexy. Last week he was on MSNBC with a couple of days' scruff ... rowr!

He's currently #4 in the Sexy Congress rankings, behind only Martin Heinrich, Beto O'Rourke, and Tim Ryan.

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--Anonymous
replies 73Dec 7, 2017 7:28 AM +00:00

I just do not get Tim Ryan. Pudgy faced. Better daddies in Congress

--Anonymous
replies 74Dec 7, 2017 7:31 AM +00:00

Martin O'Malley

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--Anonymous
replies 75Dec 7, 2017 9:46 AM +00:00

I would LOVE to get under O'Malley. Someone on here once said he hangs out in his gym locker room naked and smiles at you if you're staring

--Anonymous
replies 76Dec 7, 2017 10:04 AM +00:00

this was my favorite

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--Anonymous
replies 77Dec 7, 2017 10:13 AM +00:00

^^^^ Jack Conway of Kentucky

--Anonymous
replies 78Dec 7, 2017 10:14 AM +00:00

Missouri pumps out some very good looking men. Their governor and secretary of state are gorgeous. And here is their Attorney General, Josh Hawley.

themissouritimes.com
--Anonymous
replies 79Dec 7, 2017 10:15 AM +00:00

He's been accused of sexual harassment now. But this guy, Rep Kihuen of Nevada (left) is a babe

www.reviewjournal.com
--Anonymous
replies 80Dec 8, 2017 4:14 AM +00:00
--Anonymous
replies 81Dec 8, 2017 4:15 AM +00:00