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Love, Health, and Happiness for Our Girl LiLo !!!

E! News reports that gay icon Lindsay Lohan, 29, is dating Russian businessman and heir Egor Tarabasov, 22. The pair have been together for six months, and she even brought him home at Christmas to meet her family - they approve. Tarabasov is stationed in London, so looks like Lohan is staying on the other side of the pond for a while longer. Her latest movie, The Shadow Within, is slated to be released later this year.

replies 122Mar 11, 2016 10:07 PM +00:00

Thank you, OP. I was about to go to bed and wanted something upbeat to read. This made me smile.

God bless Lindsay and may her happiness be everlasting.

replies 1Mar 11, 2016 10:25 PM +00:00

Looks like they're having fun.

Boris and Natasha!

replies 2Mar 11, 2016 10:29 PM +00:00

Well that's a step up.

replies 3Mar 11, 2016 10:43 PM +00:00

Someone to hold her uptight when she stumbles....

replies 4Mar 11, 2016 10:44 PM +00:00

I guess he has no fear of catching HIV.

replies 5Mar 11, 2016 10:48 PM +00:00

He's a 22yr old "businessman"


Is that rich people speak for "my millionaire daddy rents an office for me and I spend my days twirling in my swivel chair. I get paid $6500 a day for my heaps good business skills"

replies 6Mar 11, 2016 10:54 PM +00:00

So many experiences to share - that alone will take a lifetime to explain.

replies 7Mar 11, 2016 11:00 PM +00:00

You don't fool me, you jealous cunts. You would kill to have a young, filthy rich boy in love with you.

replies 8Mar 11, 2016 11:12 PM +00:00

Egor looks a bit Fug but that hardly matters as fish are interested only in the money!

--Erna (hates fish)
replies 9Mar 11, 2016 11:15 PM +00:00

Oh, go fuck yourself MPC.

replies 10Mar 11, 2016 11:26 PM +00:00

Igualmente, r 10!

replies 11Mar 11, 2016 11:57 PM +00:00

Not very handsome.

replies 12Mar 12, 2016 6:46 AM +00:00

How much did he pay her for the first appoi... I mean *date*?

replies 13Mar 12, 2016 7:14 AM +00:00

I'm sure his parents are just delighted!

replies 14Mar 12, 2016 8:57 AM +00:00

He's OK looking. By rich-guy standards he's gorgeous.

replies 15Mar 12, 2016 10:18 AM +00:00

Team Lindsay. As long as she's happy and not using. Good for her!

replies 16Mar 12, 2016 10:24 AM +00:00

I would blow him and his millions...

--just saying
replies 17Mar 12, 2016 10:24 AM +00:00

Lindsay looks much less cracked out than she has been. Like there's some life behind her eyes. I'll have what she's having.

replies 18Mar 12, 2016 10:31 AM +00:00

R18 why? Are you a has-been crack whore, too, finding it increasingly hard to score invites onto super-yachts?

replies 19Mar 12, 2016 10:35 AM +00:00

God, imagine, at 22 he can eat her ginger snap for [quote]hours[quote] and still fuck her until the sun comes up.

Lucky Lindsay.

replies 20Mar 12, 2016 10:42 AM +00:00

Well I fucked that up properly. Let's try again:

God, imagine, at 22 he can eat her ginger snap for hours and still fuck her until the sun comes up.

Lucky Lindsay.

replies 21Mar 12, 2016 10:44 AM +00:00

"she even brought him home at Christmas to meet her family - they approve."

What family? Her batshit-crazy, multiple-times arrested father, or her drugged-up alkie mother? Either way, I struggle to think of anything or anyone of whom those two enablers wouldn't approve.

replies 22Mar 12, 2016 10:50 AM +00:00

Gay icon? Wtf I thought. Then I after seeing those amazing pictures of her various drunk stumbles and passed out in cars, I have to agree, she has achieved gay icon status. Congratulations Lilo, may your crotch always be on fire.

replies 23Mar 12, 2016 11:00 AM +00:00

Poor Linds, these days looking "less cracked out" is a reason to be congratulated.

--Next week she'll get a standing ovation for showering.
replies 24Mar 12, 2016 11:17 AM +00:00

So, he's either gay or he's into weird shit that only she will do.

replies 25Mar 12, 2016 11:23 AM +00:00

She doesn't look "less cracked out." She looks happy and healthy, just as the OP said.

I can't believe that you cannot find it in your papier-mâché hearts to be happy for her. A once troubled young girl is now a beautiful woman attaining perfection.

replies 26Mar 12, 2016 12:12 PM +00:00

So how upset is his family?

Wait her out, or have her rubbed out?

replies 27Mar 12, 2016 2:23 PM +00:00

R26 I just spit out my late night champagne cocktail.

replies 28Mar 12, 2016 2:54 PM +00:00

You should spit it out. Champagne cocktails are a whore's drink. Everyone knows that.

replies 29Mar 12, 2016 5:11 PM +00:00

He is very fug. But he's only 22 y/o so this can't last. Assuming her womb isn't too polluted, she needs to get pregnant asap to secure the cash,

replies 30Mar 13, 2016 1:42 AM +00:00

Way to go, Paula, way to go!

replies 31Mar 13, 2016 2:01 AM +00:00

Ah, dating the son of a Russian oligarch. This helps put those high-class hooked rumors to rest :

replies 32Mar 13, 2016 2:08 AM +00:00


--Tabloid Headline, 2017
replies 33Mar 13, 2016 4:13 AM +00:00

He's not model handsome but he's far from fug. I agree with R15, by millionaire standards he's hot AF.

replies 34Mar 13, 2016 9:57 AM +00:00

A post about LiLo got 2500+ comments.

replies 35Mar 21, 2016 10:45 PM +00:00

Which is more likely:

He brings her health and stability, or she gets him on drugs?

replies 36Mar 22, 2016 4:34 PM +00:00

He's not bad looking at all you bitches and maybe he is sweet to her.

replies 37Mar 22, 2016 4:44 PM +00:00

He's 22 it won't last. I hope she survives the breakup. Remember how bad it was with Sam Ronson?

replies 38Mar 26, 2016 4:42 PM +00:00
she even brought him home at Christmas to meet her family - they approve.

You expected the Lohan crew to not approve of a wealthy Russian?

replies 39Mar 26, 2016 4:58 PM +00:00

An "Open Post" on Dlisted means you can comment on anything not just the celebrity pictured. I doubt very many comments actually discussed LILo at all.

replies 40Mar 26, 2016 5:14 PM +00:00

Another post about LiLo got 2200+ replies on Dlisted. There's no denying her resurgence.

replies 41Apr 9, 2016 10:13 PM +00:00


replies 42Apr 9, 2016 10:51 PM +00:00

All the simpleton bitch cares about it money. It's the reason why she supported Romney in '12, taxes.

--Yes she's dumb and supported Romney
replies 43Apr 10, 2016 12:38 AM +00:00

Bite it, haters.

Here's our girl LoLo with her handsome, young fiancé.

replies 44Apr 13, 2016 4:38 AM +00:00

Lindsay radiant in a bathing suit with her flawless breasts on display.

replies 45May 10, 2016 7:15 AM +00:00

Dear God, she looks like trash!

replies 46May 10, 2016 7:26 AM +00:00

What happened to her face? It looks like she had work done.

replies 47May 10, 2016 7:31 AM +00:00

So she still snorting Coke and of course she has HIV!!

-- Amanda Seyfried -I wish I got some of that attention
replies 48May 10, 2016 9:29 AM +00:00

I hope LILO is happy. A sizzling romance is just what the Dr. ordered!

replies 49May 10, 2016 9:56 AM +00:00

Well if her family approves of him he HAS to be a keeper, right??

replies 50May 10, 2016 12:12 PM +00:00

R45 I will say those are some nice tit-tays. Looks like she took out the implants which is an improvement.

replies 51May 11, 2016 7:39 AM +00:00

Her only hope lies in poking holes in his condoms.

replies 52May 11, 2016 7:40 AM +00:00

Love is very becoming to her.

replies 53May 14, 2016 11:13 PM +00:00

Does anyone under the age of 80 use the term "gay icon"?

replies 54May 14, 2016 11:34 PM +00:00

Oh my dearest LiLo, I'm glad to see she's still alive. Who would have thought she would last this long?

replies 55May 14, 2016 11:56 PM +00:00

R53 It's odd that people make snarky comments about her using IG filters. I think this is much more flattering than the orange-ish spray tan she used to use.

replies 56May 15, 2016 12:16 AM +00:00

Page Six recently posted an article about Lindsay Lohan's "calculated comeback." An insider is quoted as follows:

“When she moved to London she changed her phone number and email addresses. She even changed her phone number and email address again since she’s been in London to weed out any temptation from old friends. She’s taken time off, really focused on her healthy lifestyle and is ready to get back to work. She will never move back to LA — it’s a very unsafe place for her with a lot of bad memories, but there’s still interest in the studios to work with her. She still stays up late, but nowadays she’s at home in London reading scripts rather than going out.”

Her father, Michael Lohan, approves of her new life and her new fiancé, Egor Tarabasov: “Egor is not a good influence, he’s a great influence. He has a lot of strong connections in Russia — these are big people and they’re very supportive [of her career]. He wants things to be in the right place for Lindsay and he’s wise beyond his years.”

replies 57May 23, 2016 8:40 PM +00:00

Maybe he really does love her. I wish her the best. I was never famous but was a self destructive mess until my early 30s who blew many chances that were handed to me so I can relate to her fuck ups.

replies 58May 23, 2016 8:49 PM +00:00

LOL Supports her "career"?? Has she had a career since like 2007????

replies 59May 23, 2016 9:21 PM +00:00

Our little darlin's rolled sevens again, where's our dealer's phone number?

--The Lohans.
replies 60May 23, 2016 9:44 PM +00:00

That article quotes an "insider", then the next paragraph switches to quoting Michael Lohan. Pretty sure he is the so-called insider, wonder how much they paid him for those quotes. Whether or not Lindsey is doing well, you can be sure her father will always remain a mess.

replies 61May 23, 2016 10:26 PM +00:00

Lindsay's millionaire fiancé isn't asking for a prenup. #TrueLove #Trust

replies 62Jun 3, 2016 4:37 PM +00:00

That's because having Russian mob connections is better than any prenup.

replies 63Jun 3, 2016 4:42 PM +00:00

Oh uh... I hope Egor Tarabasov doesn't get his heart broken and Lindsay is indeed the girl for him.

replies 64Jun 3, 2016 4:51 PM +00:00

Egor is looking pretty Lucky Lindsay and her rich Russian!!!

replies 65Jun 17, 2016 10:41 PM +00:00

Grizzled Little Lindsay--happy at last!

replies 66Jun 17, 2016 10:47 PM +00:00

Grizzled, please! As my grandmother would say, Lindsay's ass would make you a Sunday face.

replies 67Jun 18, 2016 1:13 PM +00:00

Lindsay and Egor looking hot at the beach.

replies 68Jun 20, 2016 9:24 PM +00:00

Let's try that again.

replies 69Jun 20, 2016 9:26 PM +00:00
Lindsay's ass would make you a Sunday face.

I'm too thick to get this. What does it mean?

--Non-native English speaker
replies 70Jun 20, 2016 9:37 PM +00:00

R70 Her ass is more attractive than the poster's face. The reference to Sunday is presumably because people used to dress up for church in their "Sunday finest."

replies 71Jun 20, 2016 9:52 PM +00:00

Thanks, R71!

replies 72Jun 20, 2016 9:57 PM +00:00


LiLo in Town for Pride Month Celebration TODAY !!!

Lindsay Lohan is having a movie party with Mean Girls co-stars and fans during a special Pride Month screening Wednesday, June 22, 8:30PM at Harbourfront Centre’s Free Flicks.

Link below has a pdf file for the full press release. Spread the word.

replies 73Jun 21, 2016 9:18 PM +00:00

R73 It's called Free Flicks. So no entrance fee?

replies 74Jun 22, 2016 9:25 AM +00:00

LiLo speaks out about Brexit.

replies 75Jun 24, 2016 2:18 PM +00:00

Lindsay and Egor on the red carpet.

Love is forever that's all your life

Love is heaven sent, it's glamorous

--Sheila E.
replies 76Jun 24, 2016 2:52 PM +00:00

Lindsay Lohan Headed Back to the Recording Studio

E! News reports that gay icon Lindsay Lohan is heading into the recording studio to record a new album. This will be her first since 2004. She was recently quoted as stating, "I have to record another album for Universal/Motown, and I will." No word as to when the release will actually happen.

replies 77Jun 29, 2016 7:13 PM +00:00

Vanity Fair interviews Lindsay.

replies 78Jul 1, 2016 9:27 PM +00:00

"The Shadow Within" sounds like the title of a vehicle for Margo Channing.

--Lloyd Richards
replies 79Jul 1, 2016 9:36 PM +00:00

TMZ is reporting that LiLo is sporting a stunning yellow diamond--and maybe a new man as well!

replies 80Sep 3, 2016 10:30 AM +00:00

In r45's pic, she resembles Elanore Parker:

replies 81Sep 3, 2016 10:47 AM +00:00

She is NOT a gay icon or a DL fave, you silly fangurl.

replies 82Sep 3, 2016 11:07 AM +00:00

Sure, R82. That's why, at any given time, there are three threads running concurrently about her.

replies 83Sep 3, 2016 12:27 PM +00:00

Our girl LiLo visits with refugee children.

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ XOXOXOXO

replies 84Sep 27, 2016 7:52 PM +00:00

R84, she figures the fake caring about refugee children PR campaign that worked for that old whore Angelina Jolie will work for her (Lindsay) too

It won't. Linds will be back to hooking in no time at all

replies 85Sep 27, 2016 9:20 PM +00:00

Angelina to mentor Lindsay?

This famous young film actress just can’t seem to get her act together! One day she is re-dedicating herself to her acting career, the next she wants to raise a family, the next she wants to be a humanitarian, and the next she is getting wasted and sloppy on the international party scene and creating drama.

The bad news is that she’s not very good at any of these things. Well, except for the getting wasted and creating drama part.

The good news? She has a solution! She has decided that this very famous older film actress… should be her mentor!

Older has a big career and lots of children and notable standing in the international community. Younger wants all of that, and has reached out to her to request a meeting and ask for her help.

If Older agreed to mentor her, this would certainly be one of the oddest couplings of all time!

replies 86Sep 28, 2016 10:50 PM +00:00
Angelina to mentor Lindsay?

LiLo is more of a booze and coke kind of gal, not really a heroin fiend.

replies 87Sep 29, 2016 9:39 AM +00:00

Great story: Two Russians tracked down and beat the shit out of a guy who was talking shit about our girl.

replies 88Nov 14, 2016 8:56 PM +00:00

The Russians love her. Trump would be stupid not to utilize her in some capacity, perhaps unofficial.

replies 89Nov 14, 2016 9:12 PM +00:00

Looking sumptuous in fur, LiLo is ready for the holidays.

replies 90Nov 18, 2016 2:50 PM +00:00

Lilo has a lot of nerve trolling Ariana Grande.

replies 91Nov 20, 2016 7:06 PM +00:00

Lindsay was right.

Frankie Grande's even cuntier sister is trashy looking and her fans are delusional: One wrote:

She is soooo kind with a pretty heart

Ariana Grande??!! She's known to be one of the nastiest twats in show business, who has nothing but contempt for her fans.

Go LiLo !!!

replies 92Nov 20, 2016 7:34 PM +00:00

I agree with Lilo. Grande is a snatchy piece of trash who shouldn't have a career. I wonder about the young queens' around here; their taste level is abominable.

replies 93Nov 20, 2016 8:16 PM +00:00

Tyler Shields Talks Photographing Lindsay Lohan

LA-based photographer Tyler Shields recently sat down for an interview with Maxim, where he talked about some of his more famous photographs.

How did you first get hooked up with Lindsay Lohan?

"I was at the Chateau Marmont, where I think she was living at the time, and an actress friend of mine was there, and she said, "Oh, have you met Lindsay? She's a fan of your work." So I went over and met her, and she was like, "We should do something." And I was like, "Okay, come over Tuesday night, and we'll shoot." It was that simple. It wasn't like, "Have your people reach out to my people.""

How was she to work with?

"That was the first time where I had somebody who really had no inhibitions about putting something out there that might cause a stir. People get very caught up in not wanting the media to say anything bad about them. For her, that's obviously a double-edged sword, because the press really tried to eat her alive back then. I remember being in a car with her, and we were being chased by... I don't even know the number of cars—maybe thirty or forty. That's a crazy life I don't think people really understand."

Why did you decide to cover her in blood?

"I'd love to say, "Oh, we calculated it weeks before." But the truth is there was a photograph in my house at the time of Matt Dallas, who's an actor, with blood on him, and she was like, "I want to do something with blood." So I said, "Let's cover my whole living room in blood," and she was like, "Okay, cool!" and then we did it. But once I saw the blood everywhere and her in front of it, I was like, "Okay, this is crazy." Sometimes the best stuff happens from the simplest idea."

replies 94Nov 28, 2016 11:35 AM +00:00

I liked Lindsay but she's been really irritating lately. Hanging with too much eurotrash I guess.

replies 95Nov 28, 2016 3:02 PM +00:00

R95 What?

replies 96Nov 28, 2016 3:13 PM +00:00

Good deeds are repaid. One of Lindsay's friends was kind enough to rent her a house in Bali so she could work on her autobiography.

replies 97Nov 28, 2016 10:47 PM +00:00

LiLo is hosting a glamorous, star-studded New Year's Eve party for a swank club in Dubai.

replies 98Dec 28, 2016 2:13 PM +00:00

I hope it's handwritten under the influence of Adderall, r97.

--Still in awe
replies 99Dec 28, 2016 2:36 PM +00:00

Egor now has herpes.

replies 100Dec 28, 2016 2:56 PM +00:00

Lindsay is pushing for a sequel to Mean Girls. Since she's remained friends with Tina Fey, this may happen!

replies 101Dec 31, 2016 3:43 AM +00:00

Her face in that interview looks so puffed up with botox, she looks Madonna's age.

replies 102Dec 31, 2016 4:34 AM +00:00

Botox is not a filler. Try again.

replies 103Dec 31, 2016 4:36 AM +00:00

Is anyone asking for a Mean Girls sequel??

replies 104Dec 31, 2016 5:52 AM +00:00

Lindsay Lohan's Hot AF Little Brother, Dakota Lohan Opens Up About His Newfound Modeling Career to W Magazine

"Life, love has just begun for me

Me and my family!"

—Sister Sledge, We Are Family (1979)

replies 105Jan 1, 2017 9:17 AM +00:00

LiLo is fighting ISIS. God bless Lindsay Lohan.

replies 106Jan 4, 2017 5:54 PM +00:00

I love it: "She’s really a regular E.E. CummingInMeCostsExtra."

replies 107Jan 4, 2017 6:00 PM +00:00

Just for you OP.

replies 108Jan 4, 2017 6:49 PM +00:00

No, R108, that's a depressing thread filled with pathetic haters. This thread is to celebrate the life of a gay icon and humanitarian.

replies 109Jan 7, 2017 4:39 AM +00:00

She's now in Aleppo helping the starving and the injured. Though not a Muslim, Lindsay agreed to wear an anti-feminist head rag to help.

replies 110Jan 12, 2017 10:43 PM +00:00

Not a mouthpiece for anyone, not at all.

replies 111Jan 12, 2017 11:07 PM +00:00

What kind of Homeland teas. Well, at least she's trying to find new ways to be useful ; ;

replies 112Jan 12, 2017 11:19 PM +00:00

Aleppo? Wtf is she really doing there? She prostitutes in all these strange countries now? It's sickening.

replies 113Jan 12, 2017 11:36 PM +00:00

Dina Lohan is about to lose her Long Island home. Naturally, Lindsay will help but she can't shoulder the entire amount. Would one of you who know about such things please start a Go Fund Me page in her name?

Please Give Generously !!!

Below is Dina in happier times with another gay icon, Tiffany "New York" Pollard.

replies 114Jan 13, 2017 9:18 PM +00:00

LiLo is in talks with Disney to star in a live action version of The Little Mermaid.

replies 115Feb 20, 2017 7:04 PM +00:00

No, she's not R115. This the third time today you tried to make this happen.

replies 116Feb 20, 2017 7:19 PM +00:00

Sorry to disappoint you R116 but that's my only post on that topic.

But given that she's a gay icon, I can believe there's excitement about it on DL.

replies 117Feb 20, 2017 8:20 PM +00:00
In case you think Lindsay needs to be knocked down a peg, I assure you, she’s already been dangling off the bottom of the peg board for nearly a decade. She’s such an easy target that most jokes at her expense are just lazy, boring, and mean.


replies 118Feb 20, 2017 8:52 PM +00:00
But given that she's a gay icon, I can believe there's excitement about it on DL.

What a coincidence R117, just like in the title of the other thread.


replies 119Feb 20, 2017 9:04 PM +00:00

Sorry, but you're still wrong. I didn't start that thread. She's referred to as a gay icon or a DL icon in several threads.

Also. the OP of that thread doesn't even know how to spell her first name.

Stop trying to play Nancy Dtew, you suck at it.

replies 120Feb 21, 2017 7:21 AM +00:00

LiLo has a new TV ahow, similar to Punk'd. It's called The Anti-Social Media Show.

replies 121Mar 22, 2017 9:55 PM +00:00

Wow she has a second chin now

replies 122Mar 22, 2017 10:43 PM +00:00