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Biggest Penis In The Business

I know%E2%80%A6 The age-old debate on peen-size continues to rage on today%E2%80%A6 Thank god%E2%80%A6 That being said, to call the actor in question, %E2%80%98B-List%E2%80%99 might be stretching it a little%E2%80%A6 The truth is that he was featured on a very successful reality show, then made the jump to television and film, and now he%E2%80%99s secretly married to his fellow B-List television star girlfriend%E2%80%A6 Now, just because his success in Hollywood has been somewhat limited doesn%E2%80%99t mean that he%E2%80%99s not a champion in other arenas%E2%80%A6 Survey says this dude%E2%80%99s packing a bagina trunk the size of a family-size cookie tube%E2%80%A6 and he knows how to use it%E2%80%A6 I hear it%E2%80%99s so big, in fact, that he was forced to conduct his own %E2%80%98training session%E2%80%99 with each and every girl who faced it for the first time%E2%80%A6 Youch! Know the answer!?

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--Anonymous
replies 83Sep 1, 2011 5:20 AM +00:00

SO? Who is it?

--Anonymous
replies 1Sep 1, 2011 6:56 AM +00:00

Dax Shepard

--Anonymous
replies 2Sep 1, 2011 7:49 AM +00:00

I don;t know about Dax. he was a regular of "Punked" and he ran around a clothing store naked in from of Jessica Alba and the blur was tiny and she was more amused than anything.

--Anonymous
replies 3Sep 1, 2011 8:50 AM +00:00

Dax isn't married to Kristen Bell; they're engaged though. And while he's B-list at best, I would say his success is more than "limited". Featured on a regular TV show, and been in a string of movies. But I guess it depends on how people evaluate degrees of success.

Having said that, he does have a borderline ugly BDF, and I can't think of anyone else that fits.

--Anonymous
replies 4Sep 1, 2011 9:00 AM +00:00

"Survey says" is a reference to FAMILY FEUD. Was there a reality show featuring families or geared to kids maybe? What about Ty Pennington? Has he done any acting?

--Anonymous
replies 5Sep 1, 2011 9:08 AM +00:00

The tattoo confirms R2. (Whoever Dax Shephard is.)

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--Anonymous
replies 6Sep 1, 2011 9:10 AM +00:00

Why has this thread not been bumped?

--Anonymous
replies 7Sep 1, 2011 4:29 PM +00:00

Because he's ugly. He did mention on Jimmy Kimmel that he has a gay brother.

--Anonymous
replies 8Sep 1, 2011 4:47 PM +00:00

Those tall lanky types often have huge cocks. I could see Dax being seriously hung. I had a fuckbud who was tall and skinny and had really similar features to Dax...he was kinda homely in the face and so skinny he had a concave chest.... ....and then he dropped his underwear and BAM, a python came tumbling out.

--Anonymous
replies 9Sep 1, 2011 4:59 PM +00:00

R9 It's like their dick takes all their strength away from anything else. They eat and ti goes right to the dick (lol)

--Anonymous
replies 10Sep 2, 2011 3:58 AM +00:00

From OK! Magazine...not exactly the pinnacle of journalism but a source from as far back as 2007 saying they've seen Dax's horse meat and are confirming it's huge.

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--Anonymous
replies 11Sep 2, 2011 4:16 AM +00:00

Here is the official list that has been circulating around Hollywood for some time:

Milton Berle Jerry Lewis John Schneider Anthony Quinn Woody Harrelson Willem Dafoe Roddy McDowell Eddie Fisher Humphrey Bogart Tobey Maguire Jimi Hendrix Wesley Snipes Billy Rose Jim Croce Warren Beatty Tom Jones Steve Martin Brad Garrett Shadoe Stevens Samuel L. Jackson Robert Wagner David Bowie Ron Ely Jim Nabors Frank Zappa Patrick Stewart Freddy Frank Vanilla Ice Tommy Lee Jones Marjoe Gortner Jason Priestley Nicholas Cage Buster Keaton Matt Dillon Mikhail Baryshnikov James Wood Wilt Chamberlain Donald Sutherland Aldo Ray Paul Stanley Groucho Marx Lou Reed Lyle Lovett Sean Connery Liam Neeson Errol Flynn Ed Begley, Jr. Warren Cuccurullo David Niven Gary Cooper Gordon Lightfoot Michael Landon Leonard Cohen James Caan Ewan McGregor Hugh Beaumont Robbie Benson Clint Walker Dennis O'Keefe Kevin Spacey Eddie Murphy Dolph Lundgren Charlie Chaplin David Letterman David Cassidy Shaun Cassidy Iggy Pop Bob Newhart Chris Isaak Tim Robbins Dick Cavett Dr. Hook Tommy Lee Christopher Walken Scott Bakula Freddy Mercury Dennis Rodman Vincent Price Edward Norton Billy Bob Thornton Colin Farell Forrest Tucker Victor Mature Matthew Lillard

--Anonymous
replies 12Sep 29, 2012 6:17 PM +00:00

Well, that list is BS since we all saw Colin Farell's erect cock and, while he doesn't suffer from the Irish curse, it's nothing to unhinge your jaw over.

--Anonymous
replies 13Sep 29, 2012 6:28 PM +00:00

Colin Farrell is pretty big from what I've heard.

--Anonymous
replies 14Sep 29, 2012 6:36 PM +00:00

A friend of mine slept with Huey Lewis in the 80s and she said he's got the biggest cock she's ever seen and she's seen many of them.

--Anonymous
replies 15Sep 29, 2012 6:44 PM +00:00

That list is just too white; definitely more men of color have to be on it.

--Anonymous
replies 16Sep 29, 2012 6:53 PM +00:00

eeewwww

--Anonymous
replies 17Sep 29, 2012 6:54 PM +00:00

sucked Dolph Lungren back in the 80s it was 9 uncut he wanted to fuck me

--Anonymous
replies 18Sep 29, 2012 6:56 PM +00:00

R15 I heard that too. In fact, I remember seeing his name on that list.

--Anonymous
replies 19Sep 29, 2012 6:57 PM +00:00

Not sure who has the biggest penis but Tom Cruise is the biggest dick in Hollywood.

--Anonymous
replies 20Sep 29, 2012 7:07 PM +00:00

Here is the OFFICIAL list:

celebritymonstercockguide.blogspot.com
--Anonymous
replies 21Sep 29, 2012 7:11 PM +00:00
Colin Farrell is pretty big from what I've heard.

Are you saying the photos we've seen of his dick have been photoshopped to make him look small?

--Anonymous
replies 22Sep 29, 2012 7:17 PM +00:00
sucked Dolph Lungren back in the 80s it was 9 uncut he wanted to fuck me

You fool, you should have let him

--Anonymous
replies 23Sep 29, 2012 7:22 PM +00:00
A friend of mine slept with Huey Lewis in the 80s and she said he's got the biggest cock she's ever seen

I can believe that

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--Anonymous
replies 24Sep 29, 2012 7:24 PM +00:00

I used to masturbate to that cover.

--Anonymous
replies 25Sep 30, 2012 5:37 AM +00:00

Well, since Bea died...

--Betty White
replies 26Sep 30, 2012 5:57 AM +00:00

That's a pretty hot fucking list. Kinda gets me hot knowing some of the actors I've always liked have big dicks.

--Anonymous
replies 27Sep 30, 2012 9:19 AM +00:00

Weird though, reading about Chris Isaak on that Official list. I would think he would date prettier women than Margaret Cho. I have heard that he does that auto-fellatio too, I just can't picture him doing that at parties.

--Anonymous
replies 28Sep 30, 2012 9:21 AM +00:00

If you ever read the book from that female groupie who wrote a series of books, she said but the biggest dicks in the music industry was Iggy Pop and David Cassidy.

--Anonymous
replies 29Sep 30, 2012 9:29 AM +00:00

I just found this on the web.

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--Anonymous
replies 30Sep 30, 2012 9:29 AM +00:00

Mr. Ed

--Anonymous
replies 31Sep 30, 2012 9:54 AM +00:00

Jim Brown must be a grower

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--Anonymous
replies 32Sep 30, 2012 10:12 AM +00:00
Those tall lanky types often have huge cocks.

Especially if they're Jewish, too.

--Michael Bay, shocking even porn stars for 20 years
replies 33Sep 30, 2012 5:48 PM +00:00

Tom Brokaw!

Lolz.

--Anonymous
replies 34Sep 30, 2012 6:35 PM +00:00

Somebody once told me that the depth and orotund of a man's voice suggests the size and drop of his testicles.

--Anonymous
replies 35Oct 3, 2012 8:28 AM +00:00

Is the Dolph Lundgren poster male or female?

--Anonymous
replies 36Oct 3, 2012 9:04 AM +00:00

Anderson Cooper.

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--Anonymous
replies 37Oct 27, 2012 1:17 PM +00:00

R21 Your link goes to a bullshit fantasy site. Having seen a few of those cocks in person at the gym and at a swing club (erect) I can attest that at least 7 of those entries are total crap.

--Anonymous
replies 38Oct 27, 2012 1:26 PM +00:00

R20, you know I can't agree with you. Some kid wrote a book about getting autographs from big stars -- he recounted meeting Cruise several years apart and each time he was nice to him.

There's a lot of shit about him that I don't like -- that is if it's even true, which I don't know if it is.

What I'm trying to say is -- there have to be bigger dicks in Hollywood than Tom Cruise.

--Anonymous
replies 39Oct 27, 2012 1:28 PM +00:00

Check out this groupie's dirt on the stars.

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--Anonymous
replies 40Oct 28, 2012 4:38 PM +00:00

I love Dax.

--Anonymous
replies 41Oct 28, 2012 4:45 PM +00:00

I've always had the biggest crush on Tom Brokaw. As a kid, I thought he was the most handsome man on earth. And now I hear he's hung?? Damn!

--Anonymous
replies 42Oct 28, 2012 4:48 PM +00:00

R38, who have you seen at the gym and the swing club?? Details!!

--Anonymous
replies 43Oct 28, 2012 5:08 PM +00:00

Jenson Ackles.

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--Anonymous
replies 44Dec 2, 2012 6:59 AM +00:00

I haven't read the entire thread, but has anyone mentioned Jared Leto. He is hung like a moose.

--Anonymous
replies 45Dec 2, 2012 7:04 AM +00:00

I believe Huey Lewis did a full frontal scene in Altman's "Short Cuts." I didn't see it, but if it's true, there should be some evidence about his size.

--Anonymous
replies 46Dec 2, 2012 8:33 AM +00:00

R46 I saw the film but the shot was from so far away you couldn't see anything. However it's pretty obvious when looking at this album cover.

ring.cdandlp.com
--Anonymous
replies 47May 9, 2013 6:04 AM +00:00

Jon Hamm is said to have one of the biggest penises in Hollywood today.

--Anonymous
replies 48May 9, 2013 9:39 AM +00:00
Jon Hamm is said to have one of the biggest penises in Hollywood today.

We hadn't heard.

--Anonymous
replies 49May 9, 2013 9:46 AM +00:00

Until she died I had always heard Bea Arthur. Now, I don't know.

--Anonymous
replies 50May 9, 2013 11:13 AM +00:00

Does Leo D. have a big one?

--Anonymous
replies 51May 9, 2013 11:34 AM +00:00

R51. No. A clit at best

--Anonymous
replies 52May 9, 2013 3:19 PM +00:00

I had a hilarious boyfriend at the time that Huey Lewis album came out.

When it played on the radio, we would always redo the lines to "happy to be stuck with you" to "Happy to be FUCK-in' you!"

I bet Huey did it with his groupies, too.

--Anonymous
replies 53May 9, 2013 3:42 PM +00:00

Remember Lou Christie ,Lightning Strikes, well I've seen it and he is one big boy!! many stories of his schlong, in Rock and Roll History.

--Jacko
replies 54Jul 24, 2013 12:33 PM +00:00

Pop star, Lou Christie has a beautiful fat, big head , veins, lat of skin around the head ,big ball to go with his Lightning Rod.

--Rene
replies 55Aug 17, 2013 1:51 PM +00:00

Lou Christie and Huge Lewis have big cocks. I know a girl who finds all the big and good ones.She has many stories who are the true Hung duds. Lou's Is fat, big balls and is beautiful , Huge is large too. Do they both know the same girl sucked them offfffff.

--Jeannie
replies 56Aug 21, 2013 6:27 PM +00:00

Tom Brokaw, really?

Must be a NBC newsman thing. Brian Williams is supposedly hung with 10+.

--Anonymous
replies 57Aug 21, 2013 6:31 PM +00:00

I seen a few of the rock stars with big cocks. Tom Jones, and a few of the rest, Lou Christie holds my vote for the best and biggest one. Very large balls toooo

--Bass Player
replies 58Aug 30, 2013 6:04 AM +00:00

Since they're pretty boys, people don't equate big cock and pretty, but anyway.

Kellan Lutz is a really nice cock. Beautiful hang and I would suspect about 7.5 to 8 when erect.

Taylor Lautner also as a nice piece that I would imagine fills up nicely when erect.

--MW
replies 59Aug 30, 2013 6:09 AM +00:00

Are there photos of Dax?

--Anonymous
replies 60Aug 30, 2013 6:35 AM +00:00

Dax Delight!

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--Anonymous
replies 61Aug 30, 2013 7:07 AM +00:00

I've always heard that Dax has a big dick but I've never seen even a bulge in any photos.

--Anonymous
replies 62Aug 30, 2013 7:22 AM +00:00

The biggest by far in the history of Hollywood was Milton Berle.

--Anonymous
replies 63Aug 30, 2013 9:40 AM +00:00

He may have a big ol penis, but I don't see BDF, in fact I see a damn ugly face in r61 's photo.

--Anonymous
replies 64Aug 30, 2013 9:50 AM +00:00

tom jones and lou christie both have big dicks, stories of both of them have been around in showbusiness for years, Lou left his Jock strap in his dressing room in Las vegas with a note to Tom who was appearing there the next week,saying see if you can full this Tom. Lou isn't called big lou for nothing. Love them both.

--Jim
replies 65Sep 11, 2013 6:08 PM +00:00

I have only been mistaken once but Dax's face screams horsecock. The biggest cock I ever dealt with couldn't be seen through his pants.

--trouser browser
replies 66Sep 11, 2013 6:32 PM +00:00

Adam Lambert

--Anonymous
replies 67Sep 11, 2013 6:40 PM +00:00

They had to lengthen the loincloth for Ron Ely when he played Tarzan.

--Anonymous
replies 68Sep 20, 2013 5:54 PM +00:00

sign up Lou Christie, The man is a proud Italian with a fat one and huge balls.

--Mark
replies 69Nov 1, 2013 7:27 PM +00:00

Why is Anderson's name popping up on well-hung lists?

--Anonymous
replies 70Nov 2, 2013 1:45 AM +00:00

I don't care how big Dax's meat is, he's still not attractive.

--Kristen Bell's bruised vagina
replies 71Nov 2, 2013 1:50 AM +00:00

OMG, k.d. lang looks so young in that picture @ r47

--Anonymous
replies 72Nov 2, 2013 2:07 AM +00:00

"I don't care how big Dax's meat is, he's still not attractive."

Isn't it all conjecture? I haven't even seen a VPL shot of Dax.

--Anonymous
replies 73Nov 3, 2013 8:44 AM +00:00

More rumors / gossip of the well hung please.

--Anonymous
replies 74Nov 3, 2013 9:53 AM +00:00

bump!

--Anonymous
replies 75Jan 22, 2014 4:44 PM +00:00

Who gives a damn. Dicks, is that all everyone thinks about nowadays. Glad I am a bit more enlightened.

--Angelica
replies 76Jun 23, 2014 10:29 PM +00:00

A ot of BDF's on the list at R12.

Had never seen Clint Walker's named bandied about....my GOD, as if that gorgeous man needed any MORE blessings from above!

--Anonymous
replies 77Jun 24, 2014 12:48 AM +00:00

More stories about Lou Christie , I always thought he was so interesting, now I know why. They call him Big Lou....

--Anonymous
replies 78Dec 2, 2014 7:17 AM +00:00

Brian Williams' cock is celebrating ten years behind the NBC News anchor desk. Congrats to it and BriWi.

--Anonymous
replies 79Dec 2, 2014 9:03 AM +00:00

Margaret Cho dated Chris Isaak for a while, and simply used two wide-spread hands to describe how huge his erect cock is.

She also has said that Chris can self-suck.

--Anonymous
replies 80Dec 2, 2014 10:37 AM +00:00

bump for cock

--Anonymous
replies 81Apr 24, 2016 12:22 PM +00:00
Biggest Penis In The Business

Which business? Do you mean Met Life Insurance Company in downtown Poughkeepsie?

--Anonymous
replies 82Apr 24, 2016 12:34 PM +00:00

DONG.

DONG.

DONG.

--Jake Silbermann, Il Penduloso
replies 83Apr 25, 2016 11:39 AM +00:00