[quote]Bernice is happily and consistently unemployed. Bernice has never attended or hosted a social event in anything other than a crop top and knee-length pencil skirt (neither fit). Bernice has two points of conversation: alien abductions and the 2008 blockbuster video game, Lego Indiana Jones. Attempts to gently lead conversation beyond those points proves futile, unless Bernice thinks the person in question may want to have sex, in which case, she suddenly develops the cognizance to switch topics and ask them so directly. I don't think anyone has ever taken Bernice up on her offers to have sex with them at random, largely due to the above, but also likely due to the fact that she rarely, if ever, showers or grooms.
She sounds wonderful!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 19, 2024 2:05 PM |
I think she's fabulous.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 19, 2024 2:07 PM |
Excuse spouse totally.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 19, 2024 2:07 PM |
Bernice Clifton? Yes, she is invited and I’m hoping she agrees to emcee.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 19, 2024 2:37 PM |
Yes and I am getting me an AI Bernice to take care of my social calendar! Be my proxy! With a little camera in her eye so I can see everybody scandalized and get my laughs mwahaha!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 19, 2024 3:06 PM |
lol, trans, obviously.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 19, 2024 4:12 PM |
Bernice sounds like your basic DL stan-troll in human form.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 19, 2024 4:29 PM |
I can't believe the redditors believe that bullshit story
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 19, 2024 4:31 PM |
^Particularly this part:
[quote]She is perfectly content to exist exactly as she has in the past and will likely do so until she dies. Lately she has explored whether she has dissociative identity disorder. It's a dead-end road.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 19, 2024 4:31 PM |
Whoops, R9 was meant to be an addition to R7.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 19, 2024 4:32 PM |
Basically that whole reddit thread could have taken place on the DL, except there would have been a lot more MAGAt accusations and size meat verificata demands.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 19, 2024 4:40 PM |